💬〡general-off-topic

[ivory marlin]

have no woman,so he did that instead

Im jokin💀

[mellow jay]

😭 y fck me

[wise mortar]

Huh

[ivory marlin]

I dont have any female friends,im afraid of them.

[cloud ledge]

Chessable is the only reason I am still above 100 rating.

[ivory marlin]

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> endpikachu

This is the Chess.com profile of endpikachu. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 212 (307 peak)
Blitz: 261

[twilit river]

🔥🔥

[mellow jay]

and how do yall even know me

[wise mortar]

Damn teach me

[ivory marlin]

Try to mew

[mellow jay]

/rpeile

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> slave of chess (worst player) (xyrenchess)

This is the Chess.com profile of xyrenchess. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: slave of chess (worst player) (xyrenchess)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1214 (1219 peak)
Blitz: 926 (peak)
Bullet: 666 (peak)

[ivory marlin]

The girls at school are so annoying

Maybe some😞

[cloud ledge]

Download chessable now to get rid of me! Or else I will keep trying to be a creep and weirdo.

[mellow jay]

lmao

[cloud ledge]

Toe pics are funny.

[mellow jay]

blocking in discord exists

[ivory marlin]

Ye ik but actually the real reason is my personality is like a dude but not a girly one and most of them dont like me

[cloud ledge]

Then I move into your house.

[mellow jay]

i would be glad to have a roommate to play chess with cuz im lonely

im woman

[cloud ledge]

I challenge you to a battle unto death.

[mellow jay]

ah ok

[umbral wind]

I need a girl who when she picks up a chess piece gives me a seductive look, a girl who announces checkmate for the whole hall to hear, a girl who gushes over chess theory and a girl who cries of joy like me when I find a new chess line

[ivory marlin]

No thanks

😭

[mellow jay]

i dont do theory

[ivory marlin]

No.💀

[umbral wind]

Bye

[umbral wind]

Bye

[mellow jay]

also mf y you hate me being hors

[cloud ledge]

Good luck being single forever. That is unless you buy a new chessable course now because women love men with chessable!

[mellow jay]

hmm

[umbral wind]

Why do I hate you being hors?😭 you gotta elaborate

[cloud ledge]

Horsphobia is real.

[mellow jay]

you literally said fck horses

[mellow jay]

noo

[ivory marlin]

Bobby fischer and brian may,roger taylor is way more prettier than u 🗣️🔥even ryan godling,btw woman aint a toy.

[twilit river]

I am in constant terror of a knight forking my king and queen

[mellow jay]

we either trade horseys for bishops OR...

[twilit river]

It's not a joke

[ivory marlin]

Hm idk,im a female too btw,but with a dude’s personality

[mellow jay]

fr

[umbral wind]

Oh yeah i didn’t mean that obviously I love horses where would I be without my knights?

[lament jacinth]

Uh

[mellow jay]

same

[cloud ledge]

Uh

[lament jacinth]

Guys

[mellow jay]

Uh

[cloud ledge]

Guys

[mellow jay]

Guys

[lament jacinth]

Everyone copying me ha

[cloud ledge]

Everyone copying me ha

[mellow jay]

Everyone copying me ha

[lament jacinth]

I like men

[sweet yoke]

too much influence

[cloud ledge]

I like men

[mellow jay]

I like men

[cloud ledge]

But only men who buy a chessable course!

[sweet yoke]

stop it now

[twilit river]

sacrifice

[sweet yoke]

😭

[lament jacinth]

Hi jiaaa

[sweet yoke]

hi liyaaa

[umbral wind]

🧢 and I know they’re not I need a chess woman to gush with

[lament jacinth]

HII JIAAAA

[ivory marlin]

Prove.I study history,maths,chess,i listen to 70-80s rock music,im straight tho(I dont have any female friends💀)

[mellow jay]

skull emoji

[sweet yoke]

HI LIYAAAA

[ivory marlin]

🧏‍♂️🤫mew instead.

[umbral wind]

Im mewing right now

[cloud ledge]

Chessable pick up line?

[twilit river]

BRAINROT IS BANNES

*banned

[mellow jay]

i study computer science, biology, physics and chess, i listen to metal and other pop music or something and greek/russian/english songs idk, im bi but i dont cant even find female friends

[twilit river]

DAMN ACTUALLY FIRE

[sweet yoke]

girl this is deeply misogynistic

[umbral wind]

Hey girl are you long castles? Cos I wanna slide on that d

[cloud ledge]

Are you agadamator's anti-london system course? Because you make whites scared of your presence.

[umbral wind]

Stolen from@my bestie

[ivory marlin]

No bro,i alr have lots of male friends,and i dont want to marry anyone(maybe ill change my mind idk)

[twilit river]

There's nothing about chessable there

[twilit river]

DON'T PROMOTE THAT

[umbral wind]

If Adelynn doesn’t get muted why will I

[cloud ledge]

I am proud of you. You are the future of chessable marketing.

[twilit river]

I WILL SEND YOU TO JESUS

[ivory marlin]

Ur bi?

[twilit river]

NAH

[mellow jay]

bi but im still more attracted to guys than random ahh females

[sweet yoke]

y’all are victims💀💀 there’s nothing such as male or female subjects stop

[twilit river]

NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT

[umbral wind]

Adelynn actually got the best lines though

[sweet yoke]

womp womp

[ivory marlin]

U like women?😭

[mellow jay]

idk bro told me she straight then

[umbral wind]

Are you h6 Qf6 Qg7#? Because I want you to be my loli mate

[keen parrot]

except the fact that math is male and languages are female

[mellow jay]

attracted to but not really 100% lesb at this moment

[cloud ledge]

Adelynn taught me the meaning of giving head. But chessable taught me how to lift up my head. ❤️ W Chessable.

[umbral wind]

I cant with that one adelynn the goat

[sweet yoke]

y’all saying you study maths to prove that you have a “guys” personality just states how you think women aren’t capable w that

[ivory marlin]

Ur lesbian?😭

[umbral wind]

😂

[mellow jay]

no 💀

[sweet yoke]

vimun i thought better of u

[mellow jay]

IM NOT LESB

[mellow jay]

READ AGAIN

[keen parrot]

i was joking lmao it probably didn't translate well 😭

[umbral wind]

Science is a female subject

[mellow jay]

cap or real

[sweet yoke]

i hate it when girls are like “ahh im so different that’s why i don’t get along w other girls! only boys!”

[twilit river]

Get ready to catch these hands lil bro

[twilit river]

True

[umbral wind]

Nah girl you just a hoe

[ivory marlin]

But u like girls

[sweet yoke]

literally

[mellow jay]

i dont get along with PEOPLE in general

[umbral wind]

Not her I was responding to her message

[mellow jay]

i like girls and guys

[keen parrot]

im so different i have ddosed 200 people over the past 2 years, im not like the other girls 🤪

[ivory marlin]

😨

[mellow jay]

no 💀

[umbral wind]

Read again broski I was responding to her quotation marks

[twilit river]

I HAVE OVERRULED THIS TOPIC

[sweet yoke]

leg always got my back💪🏻 but fin is not an opp💪🏻

[cloud ledge]

Before you escalate the situation, are you the free classical english course sample? Because you're short and sweet.

[keen parrot]

google ddos attack

[twilit river]

ANOTHER TOPIC PLEASE

[mellow jay]

I LIKE KNIGHTS AND BISHOPS MOREEEEEEEEEEEE

[twilit river]

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE GREATNESS OF LONDON SYSTEM?

[umbral wind]

Im different I don’t checkmate when I can I type in chat and tell them how much I love them

[keen parrot]

shut

[mellow jay]

no.

[sweet yoke]

YESSS

[twilit river]

D4 goated

[cloud ledge]

Sasha Bortnyk's jobava london course.

[ivory marlin]

I like rockband queen more.

[sweet yoke]

😨

[stable perch]

True

[twilit river]

YESSIR

[keen parrot]

to be honest i thought better of you, im not mad im just disappointed

[sweet yoke]

stop it loser

[keen parrot]

im offended by this because it's true

[random drum]

https://youtu.be/5sZUvIxSjEk?si=4L6eh4T4ZZkAwUk4

[sweet yoke]

💪🏻

[umbral wind]

Discord

[mellow jay]

dont say i like minorssss 🔥

[keen parrot]

is this a documentary about my life

[cloud ledge]

vimun are you a chessable course? Because I am attracted to you.

[twilit river]

Never thought I'd see this topic on a chess server

[vale frost]

I wanna burn chess.com to the ground smh

[random drum]

what

[stable perch]

I don't need a tutorial 🗣️🗣️

[ivory marlin]

U LIKE MINORS?

[random drum]

maybe

[keen parrot]

im not for sale

[umbral wind]

The title of the video

[mellow jay]

JOKE JOKE JOKE

[random drum]

🔥 real

[twilit river]

ANOTHER FIRE PICKUP BRO, mind if I steal?

[mellow jay]

MINOR PIECESSSSS

[vale frost]

I lost 60 elo,its justified

[cloud ledge]

Nah go ahead.

[random drum]

yeah btw I heard u are a great rapper

[mellow jay]

minor pieces

[keen parrot]

im actually quite expensive yall cant afford me

[random drum]

nvm I am quitting discord

[cloud ledge]

Nah you're a short and sweet course. They are free ❤️

[vale frost]

So your basically saying your nothing but a thing

[umbral wind]

Singer* yes

[random drum]

cool

[keen parrot]

i wish i was even a thing, I'm just nothing rn 😭

[umbral wind]

Cringe

[umbral wind]

Me and you can be a thing

[mellow jay]

🙂

[cloud ledge]

Is it funny if I randomly say "Buttcheeks" in the chat?

[stable perch]

W
Rizz

[ivory marlin]

@mellow jay

[keen parrot]

we can go to chess tournaments together 🥺

[twilit river]

ye

[vale frost]

I mean if you join an e kitten server your motivation to live and gratefullness would increase after seeing how much worse the men there are

[keen parrot]

very factual

[vale frost]

Bro is NOT THORFINN

[cloud ledge]

Free nitro is free nitro

Buttcheeks

[ivory marlin]

@mellow jay so u rlly dont like men?

[vale frost]

When ever am sad i just join an e kitten server and am like

"Well atleast am not like them" then am suddenly greatful

[twilit river]

Teach me sensei

[vale frost]

What are you up to

[cloud ledge]

Then send me

[umbral wind]

Whenever I’m sad I just get happy

[vale frost]

You're not human

You're british

[keen parrot]

she does, she just doesn't like you

[ivory marlin]

[twilit river]

WAI WHA

[cloud ledge]

Emen isn't even a man. She is a... Chessable course!

[keen parrot]

sorry bobby

[ivory marlin]

I aint bobby :3

[twilit river]

Which server

[ivory marlin]

Im not even 2800😭😭

[cloud ledge]

@grim edge

[keen parrot]

...yet!

[umbral wind]

Bobby is so hot

[ivory marlin]

Hm u gave me hope

[umbral wind]

For a whole day yeah 😂

[keen parrot]

you are beautiful

[cloud ledge]

Nice selfie

[vale frost]

In about 4 years ill be famous in the server for real

[vale frost]

Why is this so random

[ivory marlin]

@umbral wind FRRRR!!,

[vale frost]

Neat free pfp

[twilit river]

Chicken little got that drip

[cloud ledge]

It took me a day to become more famous than you. Wanna guess why?

[ivory marlin]

😭naw

[cloud ledge]

Because I use chessable!

[vale frost]

I just wanna get to 2100 then coach people for free here

[umbral wind]

He’s my idol I wish I could play chess with him

[vale frost]

My bio is gonna be like

"Need coaching?dm me for free"

[ivory marlin]

Idk.

[cloud ledge]

Coach me. I am stuck at 200 elo

[umbral wind]

I was salivating scrolling through them send more

[vale frost]

@ivory marlin send them again i wanna save it,i had to reboot my discord

[ivory marlin]

bro add me

[vale frost]

Am still 1700ish am in no place to coach,but soon when i learn more and become a 2k

[ivory marlin]

No i dont rlly trust people here that much some of them i trust

[vale frost]

Can you send them to my dms instead?am like serious

[ivory marlin]

The russians.

[vale frost]

The pictures are cool

[ivory marlin]

And bobby fischer beat the russians

[umbral wind]

Bobby beat the Russians 🗣️

[vale frost]

I only thing i beat is myself

Ong

[umbral wind]

Shall I spend £50 on Chessbrah merch

[vale frost]

Oh yeah he beated them alr

[umbral wind]

Or Hikaru merch

[vale frost]

Hikaru merch all the way

[umbral wind]

Or Gotham Merch

[stable perch]

Buy a real life sized cutout of Eric rosen

[vale frost]

@ivory marlin brother dont leave me now,send me those bobby pictures

[umbral wind]

I’m more of a digital Danny

[vale frost]

And sleep with it

[cloud ledge]

🇷🇺

[stable perch]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chesscom-reaction-reply-chess-gif-gif-25905035

[cloud ledge]

Eric is nice

[stable perch]

Hes so cute

[cloud ledge]

Just like chessable

[umbral wind]

Bobby is actually kinda bad

[stable perch]

No I meant Eric rosen

[cloud ledge]

Why he look american?

[ivory marlin]

Bobby have no jawline in this photo tho

[stable perch]

Damn 🔥

[cloud ledge]

UwU looking for chessable sugar mommies. Dm me.

[ivory marlin]

I have more btw

[umbral wind]

Not his ideas 🗣️

[stable perch]

Send.

[cloud ledge]

No. This is how you get free nitro.

[ivory marlin]

Bro naww i send it to u

I have more.

[umbral wind]

Get more edits in here

[ivory marlin]

no

I think thats enough too much photos

[umbral wind]

There’s never too many of Bobby

[ivory marlin]

just nawh

These are secrets

U didnt even say thank you.

I have a srvr full of bobby fischer fans

[stable perch]

How can I join

[ivory marlin]

Private members invite.

[native skiff]

nasa selection?

[ivory marlin]

“Queenpromoter”

[native skiff]

"private"

[umbral wind]

Thank you☺️

[ivory marlin]

hm

[jovial hamlet]

what hapens if I spam E?

[umbral wind]

You get ejected

[stable perch]

Get banned

[jovial hamlet]

ok

[keen parrot]

i saw that ruby

[clear night]

E

[umbral wind]

Saderfew is not the impostor

[jovial hamlet]

i said what hapens If i spam E not spam E

[clear night]

E

[rapid wadi]

[stable perch]

You are my sunshine

[jovial hamlet]

stop

[stable perch]

Boy oh boy where do I even begin

[clear night]

E

[jovial hamlet]

pls stop

[clear night]

E

[jovial hamlet]

Youcan get banned

[clear night]

E

[jovial hamlet]

do you are beluga?

[clear night]

E

[jovial hamlet]

why

[stable perch]

Nice english

[clear night]

Those are actually ribosomes being compared to boba

[gusty edge]

Boba drinkers don't care if it's poison they'll still drink

[clear night]

E

[stable perch]

Damn I would've never guessed thanks

[umbral wind]

Yo Saderfew do you like chess

[jovial hamlet]

i don't understand E language

[clear night]

E

[jovial hamlet]

yep

[gusty edge]

Asking this in #💬〡general-off-topic is crazyy

[clear night]

https://tenor.com/view/marikiplier-e-meme-lord-farquaad-gif-22138504

[gusty edge]

What a handsome man

[clear night]

Wait no. Don't.

[gusty edge]

I'm a minor

[clear night]

hi a minor, I am Caroline

[rapid wadi]

I wonder where alpaca is🤫🤫🤫

[gusty edge]

I come from the classical piano era

[clear night]

Oh E

[grim edge]

my puzzels are 1900 my elo is 1100

[gusty edge]

He's probably accusing other alpacas of cheating

[jovial hamlet]

Newest beluga video is spaming E until he get banned

[stable perch]

f it here's the Arabic alphabet

[clear night]

E

[grim edge]

e

[rapid wadi]

I wonder if he changed his name and is currently here

[jovial hamlet]

E virus OMG

[umbral wind]

Do you like it that much to have a pfp

[clear night]

E

@mint stream

[gusty edge]

That's surprisingly simple

[jovial hamlet]

E language

i can't understand E language

[clear night]

E

[umbral wind]

E

[jovial hamlet]

who knows Mates_official

[native skiff]

?

[umbral wind]

E

[clear night]

E

[jovial hamlet]

E virus

[cedar dove]

does the [e-mail] not work anymore?

[jovial hamlet]

we need admins

[jovial hamlet]

admins please help E virus is here

nothing

[mellow jay]

ugh

[umbral wind]

Go to chess talk where you belong

[clear night]

E

[fleet scroll]

Cheese

[mellow jay]

E

@clear night E

[clear night]

E

[mellow jay]

E

[jovial hamlet]

C

[ivory marlin]

Eepy.

[clear night]

E

[ivory marlin]

@clear night this is uni

[jovial hamlet]

C

[clear night]

Kitten :3

E

[jovial hamlet]

E vs C

[jovial hamlet]

C

[mellow jay]

E

[clear night]

E

Can't pronounce C without E.

[jovial hamlet]

C

[clear night]

E

[jovial hamlet]

C

[clear night]

Reported for spam. E.

[umbral wind]

Central cee

[jovial hamlet]

C now is S S is stop lets go

[mellow jay]

E

[jovial hamlet]

S

[mellow jay]

E

[jovial hamlet]

S!!!!!!

S is stop

[mellow jay]

E!!!!!!!!!!!!

[clear night]

E

[jovial hamlet]

giga S !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mellow jay]

E

[clear night]

E

[jovial hamlet]

Police S

[mellow jay]

E

[clear night]

E

[jovial hamlet]

S

[clear night]

E

[jovial hamlet]

S

[clear night]

C

H

[umbral wind]

😵‍💫

[jovial hamlet]

St

[clear night]

E

@jaunty kindle

[umbral wind]

😵‍💫🤧

[jovial hamlet]

😡😡😡😡😡stop

[clear night]

E

[jovial hamlet]

stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[clear night]

r/ihadastroke

[clear night]

You're funny

[fleet scroll]

🤢

Why is it always the minecraft youtubers

[umbral wind]

I wouldn’t be surprised if dream acc sent that

[jovial hamlet]

anty E

[clear night]

E

E

[jovial hamlet]

E hunter

i am Erer

in RESE

[clear night]

I am not Caroline.

[umbral wind]

You’re sweet

[fleet scroll]

BAH BAH BAHHH

[stable perch]

You guys should watch dantes in ur free time

[bright wind]

https://tenor.com/view/robert-redford-jeremiah-johnson-nodding-yes-nod-of-approval-gif-21066931

[teal dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-oh-gif-19567907

[fleet scroll]

I have these things called braincells

I need them

[teal dragon]

Stop the 🧢

[umbral wind]

League players 🤢

[bright wind]

https://tenor.com/view/zach-galifianakis-the-hangover-smile-thumbs-up-gif-14513600

[teal dragon]

They still insta lock ezreal?

[mellow jay]

E

[jovial hamlet]

What is wrong with E

[topaz glen]

bro

bro

[verbal thunder]

ping?

[jovial hamlet]

its been 4 days and 20 members turned to 94 members how

hello?

where is everyone?

[ivory marlin]

When did u come back

[ivory marlin]

So ugly

💀drem

[slate owl]

:3

[teal dragon]

No

I never left

[ivory marlin]

So conquette

[teal dragon]

Good morning

[ivory marlin]

Silly gentleman.

[ivory marlin]

Im that one brit kid, i grew up💀💀

[teal dragon]

Nice

[teal dragon]

Me too, I'm of age now

[ivory marlin]

Im so disappointed of this generation 💀

Although im part of it lmao

[teal dragon]

You're the future that needs to survive this current dog shit of a mess

[ivory marlin]

Fr

[teal dragon]

It's the gen B4 u that ruined everything

[ivory marlin]

gen z💀

[teal dragon]

U look at these stupid 20 yr olds, they don't know left from right

[ivory marlin]

Hell naw

[teal dragon]

Giving a grown child the keys, the ammo, the gun

[ivory marlin]

Ak47 better.

[teal dragon]

Ppl entering their 40s aint shit it's the boomers RN who lived the best

[jovial hamlet]

i am mates_official

[teal dragon]

Unless it's the ones who sacrificed wen they were 20 and are ballin out those the ppl I look up to

[jovial hamlet]

who knows in chess.com me say

because i am mates_official

[teal dragon]

Bro who

Asked

[jovial hamlet]

if yes mates_official club?

[jovial hamlet]

no one i just looking peaple who knows me

[teal dragon]

https://www.chess.com/club/lion-pigs

[jovial hamlet]

you are npk5 ?

[teal dragon]

No

I am npk4 a failed version

[jovial hamlet]

https://www.chess.com/club/mates-2

[teal dragon]

Dayymmmm

[jovial hamlet]

behold myclub

[teal dragon]

Nice I hope u find ur friends

[jovial hamlet]

https://www.chess.com/member/mates_official this is me

[meager meteor]

hello

[teal dragon]

Damn

U killed stockfish that's pretty sick

[jovial hamlet]

hi

[meager meteor]

can anybody tell how would i be able to stream in vc ?

[jovial hamlet]

idk

[teal dragon]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@teal dragon With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[jovial hamlet]

carlbot who invited you

um somoone has to know me

[slate owl]

omg its the saderfew guy

[jovial hamlet]

um yep i am saderfew

[meager meteor]

anyone playing ?

[jovial hamlet]

chess? yep https://www.chess.com/game/live/105368985719

[meager meteor]

what's your id ? are you playing now?

[jovial hamlet]

yes

[meager meteor]

next game ?

[jovial hamlet]

if you want play game with me just say your profile

[near thicket]

اخص يخثس خىث ةشنث بقهثىيس

[jovial hamlet]

@near thicket what you mean?

[near thicket]

google??

[meager meteor]

Aryan3697

[jovial hamlet]

i sent message hi to your profile

[meager meteor]

gg

[jovial hamlet]

gg

[meager meteor]

not in a mood to play 10 min

[jovial hamlet]

7 min ?

[meager meteor]

3 min

i am not concentrated

[jovial hamlet]

sent

[meager meteor]

why you declined the draw

[jovial hamlet]

thats why i hate online blitz

too fast to me not good

i was good at bulet but i stoped it and started 10 min 15 min 30 min 1:30 hour

[hard creek]

Hi

[slate owl]

i miss my pookie

[fluid aurora]

Umm how long should I stay in the server to be allowed to send pictures

[gilded lava]

3 years

[fluid aurora]

.

[ivory marlin]

Just go meow meow and go conquette

[jovial hamlet]

why i am trusted?

[slate owl]

thats in my big sigma grind routine

[untold void]

Why u have a gay pawn on ur head

[slate owl]

im gay

[untold void]

Wtf

[ivory marlin]

Because meow meow

[untold void]

Gay

[jovial hamlet]

????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[solar crest]

hi

[jovial hamlet]

hi

[slate owl]

do not listen to this guy, he said(white to play) qg5 qxf2 and black is winning

[untold void]

Bro when is he winning

[slate owl]

never. but thats what u said

[jovial hamlet]

bro thats blunder master

[slate owl]

he first said rg6 after qg5 but realized qxg6 so switched to qxf2

[ivory marlin]

Hell naw bro

I dont watch anime

Not a boy too💀

Just a female with a dude’s personality

@untold void me rn fr

[grim edge]

I swear I see this puzzle every day here

[slate owl]

fr but this time im trying to iq shame this dummy so im sowwy :3

[frail wagon]

hey gyatts

1v1 i smack ur bunz

[ivory marlin]

@untold void i wanna smash u in the face dude,i aint a “gay anime boy”😭💀💀

[fleet scroll]

bro are you ok

[ivory marlin]

He aint ok,he suddenly said that dude😭

[fleet scroll]

said what

[ivory marlin]

He said im a gay anime boy

[fleet scroll]

[ivory marlin]

Idk what to say rn i just wanna smash him in the face

[tepid relic]

Typical gay anime boy behaviour

[teal dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/el-bromas-con-palomitas-gif-10069973949101362280

[ivory marlin]

A furry💀holy moly

[teal dragon]

I'm watching Mr detective man solve the case of the missing defender

[tepid relic]

Yep, anime gay boy

[ivory marlin]

Watch american psycho instead bro

[ivory marlin]

“Furries.”

[tepid relic]

What about em

[ivory marlin]

Ok stop the debate

[teal dragon]

TOKYO VICE RN

[ivory marlin]

🗣️🔥

[teal dragon]

I totally forgot

And Mr detective is in vc why would I watch a old movie when I have live entertainment

[ivory marlin]

Btw where did the indian kid in the vc went to

[teal dragon]

He's a YouTuber bro

[ivory marlin]

No way💀

[teal dragon]

We're going global soon

PI services, mystery cases, court cases, chess cases

[ivory marlin]

“If i go back”🗣️🔥

[grim edge]

Anyone interested in 5min blitz?

[ivory marlin]

@teal dragon bro hell naw mr detectiv’s voice cool as hell

[teal dragon]

There are others fighting the war on missing elo so we're going public. Kinda like how Hikaru made his decision to stream.

It's for the greater good

[ivory marlin]

“Oh that is ooo i see what ur playing its the bishop….in that case”😍🗣️🔥

@teal dragon 😭BRO frr

Kids nowadays

[fleet scroll]

kinda goofy to have such an extreme reaction to a random internet comment

[teal dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/kys-keep-yourself-safe-low-tier-god-gif-24664025

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-epstein-log-off-logging-off-log-gif-18779246

[ivory marlin]

Fr @teal dragon is old as hell

[ivory marlin]

Kanye west is chinese

[teal dragon]

Kayne

[ivory marlin]

Drake💀💀

[teal dragon]

His plastic still says

[ivory marlin]

@teal dragon am i still a kid?Im under 18.

[teal dragon]

Yea

[drowsy crest]

yes shut up

child

[ivory marlin]

Ok mom

[teal dragon]

It's a mindset, like at 18 "you're grown" it's really at like 21-25 where priorities shift

[ivory marlin]

🤯bro

21-25

[teal dragon]

Can be a child at heart always, just gotta know wen to play

And wen it ain't all friendly and kee keeing

[ivory marlin]

Hm

Understandable,have a great day.

https://tenor.com/view/understandable-have-nice-day-have-a-great-day-have-a-good-day-nice-gif-20850110

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179>

[ivory marlin]

Keep yourself save😭

[grim edge]

Sure

[ivory marlin]

Im only a kid(under 18💀),you scared me

[grim edge]

I only hear excuses

[ivory marlin]

Aint trusted.

[grim edge]

I don't need the trusted role to identify bs

[keen parrot]

[honest drift]

dont blink

[glossy radish]

morning children

[keen parrot]

good morning mom

[fleet scroll]

Cheese

[stuck kestrel]

[teal dragon]

W

Showtime

[clear night]

Hi

[teal dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/tokyo-vice-gif-3646155602938589588

Hi notcaroline

https://tenor.com/view/roses-caroline-outkast-gif-4997752

[clear night]

Hmm E

[obtuse pier]

hi

[clear night]

hi

[slate owl]

hi :3

[grim edge]

hi

[earnest python]

hi

[clear night]

Dead chat

[hollow harness]

Dr cat no dabut

[tough sapphire]

What’s up guys

[iron barn]

Hello

[deft bear]

wow, it's not allowed to talk about politics, but its allowed to share conspiracy propaganda like this in this server

[slate owl]

i was scrolling through the worst albums on RYM and found this very interesting album

[fleet scroll]

plot twist, Dr Cat works for the WHO

[slate owl]

@stable mirage nice lyricism coming from you

[rapid wadi]

😳

[wild kite]

that's crazy ( this is where i live)

[rapid wadi]

For fun??? Bro was onto something 💀

[wild kite]

somehow knowing teenage boys that's not even that crazy

atleast in my country

[rocky epoch]

Dr cat

[wild kite]

only thing surprising about this is that he died

[rapid wadi]

Bro was making the hole bigger 😭😭😭

[wild kite]

bruh 💀

[rocky epoch]

what hole

[wild kite]

he was fixing his constipation

the design is very human

[rapid wadi]

😭🙏

[rocky epoch]

🤨

[karmic crow]

hi, i am a music producer and programmer. i am looking for vocalist for music production. hit me up. any language works for me.

[clear night]

OwO What's this?

[restive storm]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-stop-stop-right-there-stop-it-talk-to-the-hand-gif-12345343

[stable perch]

Womp womp

[keen parrot]

oh yeah this is awful, dude says the nword in some of his songs while being white asf and thats somehow not the worst part of his music

[slate owl]

anime moan samples very short vocabulary (ive heard the word "pantsu" like 2 thousand times during the span of 17 minutes) free type beats

and it suddenly turns into a rock record on the last track??? wtf

[minor owl]

Me and the boys getting upto tomfoolery

[rocky epoch]

FUNNY PFP

[minor owl]

Ur pfp is from blue lock so ur cringe

[proven drift]

Anime pfp

[rocky epoch]

How do you know blue lock anime name if you dont watch it 🤔🤔

[clear night]

Why are you listening to anime girls?

[rocky epoch]

not anime , late brain

[minor owl]

😶

Mb bo

[rocky epoch]

🤔🤔

[minor owl]

🙄

Ok the anime is fine but not as a pfp

[clear night]

Nice pfp

[minor owl]

Same to u

[rocky epoch]

You mean , FUNNY PFP LOOOOOOOLALA

[rocky epoch]

It's manga anyway

[minor owl]

👹👹

[rocky epoch]

and manga is better than anime

[stuck kestrel]

I AM SURGEON

[rocky epoch]

Dr cat better

[clear night]

I would never trust a duck to be a doctor

[stuck kestrel]

thats what i mean u dumb

[rocky epoch]

Me to

💀

[clear night]

💀

[rocky epoch]

thats why dr cat solos

[rapid wadi]

Blue lock was good

However I need more episodes

[rocky epoch]

season 3 dropping this year

[minor owl]

Blue lock is hype

[rapid wadi]

Can’t wait

But it’s gonna be over too soon😭😭

[grim edge]

i keep being banned from discors for hate speech

[rocky epoch]

ball lock

[rapid wadi]

What hate speech are we talking about here

[minor owl]

Blue balls vs blue lock

[wild kite]

i'm banned from all lgbtq servers

https://tenor.com/view/trolling-trickery-we-do-a-little-trolling-cat-cat-epic-gif-21510887

[minor owl]

Real

[grim edge]

I was talking about being transpecies

i identify as a cat

[rapid wadi]

[wild kite]

i have no clue what thaty is

[rapid wadi]

Which one

[minor owl]

I identify as shane Dawson

[wild kite]

💀 oh i might be baned from that server in tthe future

[grim edge]

basically i dont feel like i should be a human being i identify as feline i like sitting in boxes, staring angirly at my owners

[rapid wadi]

Sphinx, tabby, British

[grim edge]

my school refuses to give me a litter box

[rapid wadi]

Aren’t you a responsible adult

[wild kite]

is this server transpecies friendly

[grim edge]

im 40

but i identify as an adolescent who identifies as a cat

[outer sage]

Hi

[rapid wadi]

[stable perch]

I identify as magnus

[wild kite]

hmm i can't tell form the rules

[outer sage]

💀🤓☝

[clear night]

Cute kitten :3

https://tenor.com/view/cat-do-not-dont-please-meme-gif-21449752

[rapid wadi]

How long are you gonna do this?

[midnight fjord]

hello

[upbeat viper]

yo bro @midnight fjord

[clear night]

Omg elliot gib me elo

[grim edge]

sup

[rapid wadi]

Elliot looks like a professional Fortnite steamer

[midnight fjord]

lol

did u not see my stream yesterday

[rapid wadi]

I did haha

[midnight fjord]

good did u have fun

[obtuse harbor]

@upbeat viper f# is functional programming language, aka it's crap

[rapid wadi]

Yeah it was cool watching an IM play chess with other IMs. You guys make chess look so easy😭

[midnight fjord]

wait whats your username on chesscom did you add me

[rapid wadi]

No I didn’t can I add you?

[midnight fjord]

yep ofc

[rapid wadi]

Rubyisbadatchesslol

[midnight fjord]

🤣

[rapid wadi]

🙏

[upbeat viper]

oh

ocaml moment

[midnight fjord]

done done

[rapid wadi]

Tysm it’s cool to have an IM as a friend

[clear night]

I have a funny feeling

[midnight fjord]

[midnight fjord]

noob bast

[clear night]

Something tells me that you're french.

[midnight fjord]

its kind of written in my bio

[random drum]

@grim edge there's bast

[upbeat viper]

make me not a noob

[grim edge]

Which one? There are a lot of people

[midnight fjord]

no

[outer sage]

Hi chat

[midnight fjord]

you remain in the noob category for now

[upbeat viper]

then stop complaining about it

for now

👀

[midnight fjord]

then start working to get out of that category

[random drum]

the one with blur face and long hair

[midnight fjord]

that only depends on u

[random drum]

Nice hair bast lol

[grim edge]

Ah interesting

[midnight fjord]

noob 👁‍🗨

[outer sage]

🎅🎅🎅🐱

[upbeat viper]

[midnight fjord]

no scamming pls

[random drum]

hehe

[rapid wadi]

I have a rough idea of what he looks like now

[random drum]

Elliot you should compete with bast in case of hairstyle

[rapid wadi]

Elliot easily wins

[midnight fjord]

a lot of people from yesterday told me i should stream on twitch but i'll have to buy a camera or smthg

[upbeat viper]

not hard as he gets haircuts

[midnight fjord]

@upbeat viper would u be my mod

[upbeat viper]

I'm already your mod

[midnight fjord]

[midnight fjord]

good good then we have a deal

[random drum]

he meant will u moderate his hair

[midnight fjord]

omg is this real

[upbeat viper]

do we

[midnight fjord]

see bast i have a better haircut 😎

[upbeat viper]

yeah

[rapid wadi]

Buy one as fast as possible

[upbeat viper]

I can't deny it

lmao

[clear night]

Elliot how long for gm?

[midnight fjord]

but my hair is messy 90%

[random drum]

bast which conditioner do u use for hair? 💀

[midnight fjord]

im slowly grinding back my 2400 fide i have a tournament in spain next week

[random drum]

gl elliot

[clear night]

Good luck

[upbeat viper]

none

[midnight fjord]

[upbeat viper]

my hair is just the result of my lazyness

[midnight fjord]

thx

[random drum]

real same here. I am too tired to get a haircut now. I am trying to grow hair like magnus

[midnight fjord]

no its the result of working too much chessing

[random drum]

I've not trimmed my beard since a week so I look kind of like a jungle man

[midnight fjord]

chess players have other problems

[random drum]

gn anyways

[grim edge]

who wants to play rapid

[upbeat viper]

nah

hi doof

I mean re

are you okay ?

[gusty edge]

I got scared that there was a mod here

[gusty edge]

Bruh it's normal

[upbeat viper]

could be understood in a weird way

[gusty edge]

I got checkmated by a 10 yr in under 15 moves 💀

Advanced scholars

[upbeat viper]

ripge

[keen parrot]

like not getting any girls

[teal dragon]

Rent I think is another

[clear night]

Ah this chat gets boring too quick. Gn now.

[teal dragon]

"You're in the wrong chat, I can fix that for you." -Dahlia 2024

[midnight fjord]

nah thats for 90% but not us

[nova juniper]

I pull hella

[keen parrot]

if you are a super GM you might find someone who plays chess tbh

[clear night]

It's a shame she is no longer among us.

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-kiss-fakeout-among-us-sus-amogus-sus-amogus-gif-17252631829815496746

[teal dragon]

Would u like to see her? I can send u a postcard

[clear night]

No I am good.

[teal dragon]

I'll let you know wat she says, i.e, the postcard

Gn

[stable perch]

What are "girls" ?

[teal dragon]

Oh yea anyways, vimun titled players are like sports/luxury cars

[nova juniper]

the pieces on d1 and d8

[teal dragon]

There's plenty, nothing special about them but they always have room for passengers

[stable perch]

Those are queens

[teal dragon]

So yes, they got btchz

[keen parrot]

truth be told women dont really care if you have two letters before your name in chess tournaments

[umbral wind]

super gm or me*

[keen parrot]

just look presentable and have a decent personality

[teal dragon]

Be a man

[stable perch]

Just have drip like fabi

[teal dragon]

Lol

[lament jacinth]

Hiii

[cloud ledge]

Or just use chessable! Download the app now to get better!

[midnight fjord]

i dont want my gf to be a chess player anyway

[keen parrot]

good morning to ya

[midnight fjord]

this world is too small + not worth it

[lament jacinth]

#💬〡chess-talk

[keen parrot]

i dont care tbh, if she is thats cool if she isnt thats also cool

(i do want to teach my kids chess though)

[lament jacinth]

Forbidden word mentioned

[teal dragon]

At least there's ppl still finding beauty and novelty in chess

[keen parrot]

chess chess chess chess chess chess chess chess chess chess chess

[lament jacinth]

#💬〡chess-talk

[midnight fjord]

every chess player know other chess player

what i meant is idc if she know how to play but if she is a good player thats not good

[teal dragon]

Cuz the robot hive mind this is a business let's be slaves to the algorithms collecting our information is kinda cringe

[keen parrot]

i didnt say she had to be good at chess

[midnight fjord]

yeah

[lament jacinth]

Forbidden word used

[cloud ledge]

I heard rumours that downloading chessable increases your height by 4 inches. Download now to be 4'11!

[midnight fjord]

dont you have other things to do

[lament jacinth]

This is coming from the one who's talking about wanting a girlfriend on discord

[midnight fjord]

i never said i wanted a gf

im single for a reason

[cloud ledge]

GM elliot soon

[keen parrot]

homosexuality 🔥

[lament jacinth]

"I dont want my gf to be a chess player"

[midnight fjord]

yes doesnt mean im looking for one

[keen parrot]

i dont want my gf to be under 4'11

[lament jacinth]

I see why you'd have to search for one

[covert cosmos]

hhh

[midnight fjord]

.

[lament jacinth]

Sorry 😭

Hehe

[midnight fjord]

its fine i know thats how you are

[keen parrot]

elliot doesnt search for girls, girls search for elliot

[cloud ledge]

Liya is the rudest 4'10 girl I have heard of

[lament jacinth]

Cope

[verbal thunder]

elliot how much cash have you made? (rough estimate)

[keen parrot]

but he has to reject them so he can focus on the GM grind

[lament jacinth]

0 dollars

[midnight fjord]

my grind is back 2400 for now lol im not serious enough for GM

next year i'll see

[deft bear]

2400 is very easy to achieve tho

[lament jacinth]

I may be rude but yk what's even ruder? The deal you can get if you sign up to chessable right now!!!

[verbal thunder]

If i were to commit to chess, i'd need 100k min after 7 years

[keen parrot]

i have won maybe a few thousand dollars in prize money in my life, i (more exactly my parents) have also lost tens of thousands of dollars on costs to go to them

[verbal thunder]

underestimating

[deft bear]

not at all

[keen parrot]

then why dont you go for it

[midnight fjord]

sure go for it buddy

[verbal thunder]

@jaunty kindle

[deft bear]

i already am

[keen parrot]

whats your rating rn?

[deft bear]

2400

[left silo]

@midnight fjord can you beat hikaru up a queen in 3+0

[keen parrot]

yes, even i could

[midnight fjord]

💀 even @upbeat viper could

i beat hikaru in 18 moves shutup

[teal dragon]

You talkin bout 100 bands saved up after 7 yrs that's not including expenses/living etc that's why a lot of them stream @verbal thunder

[deft bear]

bullet doesnt count

[midnight fjord]

blitz

[keen parrot]

i was winning the one time i played hikaru (was on a forgotten alt though)

[verbal thunder]

im talking pure cash

[teal dragon]

Yea

[midnight fjord]

why dont you link your account rq

[left silo]

Watch his botez gambit speedrun he beat ims like elliot too

[verbal thunder]

(how much you have made before you spend it)

[midnight fjord]

no those are weak ims

[deft bear]

are u proud of studying 18 move lines to win games

[verbal thunder]

through every single event

[midnight fjord]

🤣 i played an italian ?

[lament jacinth]

0 dollars I can assure you that

[teal dragon]

7 yrs 100 bands is working at McDonald's full time

[keen parrot]

elliot is a strong IM, above 2800 blitz

[lament jacinth]

No they make more than that 💀💀

[midnight fjord]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/80919143443

[teal dragon]

Facts

[worn ice]

Papa12341234 (2847) vs. Hikaru (3216)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Bc5 4. d3 Nf6 5. c3 d6 6. h3 a6 7. Bb3 Ba7 8. Nbd2 O-O 9. Qe2 Be6 10. O-O h6 11. Re1 d5 12. Nf1 Re8 13. Ng3 Qd7 14. Nh4 dxe4 15. dxe4 Bxh3 16. gxh3 Qxh3 17. Nhf5 Ng4 18. Be3 Qh2+ 19. Kf1 Qh3+ 20. Kg1 g6 21. [Qxg4] 

[midnight fjord]

where is the theory @deft bear

[teal dragon]

Liya is correct

[verbal thunder]

2 years police force dispatch is also 120k

[deft bear]

sorry but im not watching e4 games

[cloud ledge]

Whether you like it or not, you're hired.

[keen parrot]

after taxes? i mean probably but i would have lost my sanity after even a month of working there

[midnight fjord]

yeah link up your account real quick @keen parrot hes fully coping about 2400

[teal dragon]

You selling urself short, chess don't make no money unless u at the top

[keen parrot]

dude is probably like 1200 😭

[lament jacinth]

YAY

[midnight fjord]

ong

[cloud ledge]

He is Moe

[midnight fjord]

nope thats not true

[verbal thunder]

my point, you would need to fully commit to chess

[keen parrot]

or if you are working for chess.com, pretty well paid imo

[midnight fjord]

chess has other points to offer, coaching, preparing and courses

[deft bear]

we have been thru this. im not linking my account to discord and get spyed on by companies

[cloud ledge]

They pay you in diamond memberships

[keen parrot]

not the actual jobs dummy

chess.com/jobs

[cloud ledge]

They pay me to promote chessable

[teal dragon]

You know the ppl here fantasizing about the high life, not comfortable living from playing chess, coaching etc

[verbal thunder]

However, you cant make a stable living off playing chess casually

[lament jacinth]

(All the people in chess.com are in this server and can go through your account at will)

[deft bear]

why not just get autism and get 60k dollar welfare a year and then have a focused chess career next to ur income

[teal dragon]

They spying on u anyways

[midnight fjord]

living from playing chess is only for top 50 yes

[keen parrot]

you do NOT get that much in welfare checks lmao you trippin

[lament jacinth]

I agree everyone use /disconnect

[midnight fjord]

how about you disconnect your phone

[deft bear]

i have mild asperger, and i get that amount in norway

[keen parrot]

mate i live in sweden i know you are talking out of your ass

[deft bear]

look up 100% uføretrygd

[verbal thunder]

60k a year in certain places wont get you a lot

california,etc

[teal dragon]

Moe this place is a business so if you wanna interact here it's just the name of the game. They want ur acct so they know who's on their discord server and if you do any shady shit they just ban u

So don't be shady

[verbal thunder]

i personally believe that if you want to take chess seriously, have a back-up plan

[lament jacinth]

How about I wait 70 yrs, until your old. And In hospital, I wait. And greet you there, look at you in the eyes and remind you of this very moment, while I reach for the plug and disconnect your ||phone charger||

[verbal thunder]

then again, i just play chess to play

[deft bear]

i can travel the world whenever i want and join chess tournaments while i get free 4000k dollar a month

[midnight fjord]

you are older than me

[lament jacinth]

Aren't you like 27

[keen parrot]

he is 18 i think

great song off of a great album

[teal dragon]

Reptilia

Their new album was aight

[lament jacinth]

He looks like ninja if he took a route in chess and business instead of fortnite

[verbal thunder]

what do you all think is a comfortable salary

[teal dragon]

Like barely cut it but they did prove they're more than a 1 hit wonder and more than just rich kids

[keen parrot]

where i live, probably the equivalent of around 50k usd

[verbal thunder]

you in a less populated area?

[keen parrot]

i live close to a medium sized city (for my country) in a pretty rich and very safe neighbourhood

[deft bear]

i pity the society needing to work for me like slaves so i get 60k welfare for doing absolutely nothing

[keen parrot]

you are leeching off honest work, you should be ashamed of yourself

[teal dragon]

No Spanish mamis in ur area, L

[verbal thunder]

you sound like a dumbass

[keen parrot]

lmao well im not american so :/

[deft bear]

i dont mind living like a king

[keen parrot]

i could always go to spain for holiday if i wanted to tbf

[teal dragon]

They're roaming all over ur country

That's why it's called that

[verbal thunder]

I honestly dont see myself leaving the city im in right now

[teal dragon]

Bro I read this so wrong at first

[keen parrot]

what did you read 💀

[teal dragon]

switch t to a in tbf

I was like wtfff

[cloud ledge]

W Moe

[deft bear]

my welfare is literally secured until i die. i dont have to worry about losing a job and so on. u guys must living a really stressful life

[teal dragon]

So he's going for Magnus crown 1 disability check at a time

Yo can u adopt me? I'm also disabled

I have a strong case

[verbal thunder]

all this hard work

yet he's going to eventually get banned once a mod see's his messages

[deft bear]

for saying what?

[verbal thunder]

think

[cloud ledge]

The truth

[verbal thunder]

since when is there a 5/3?

[teal dragon]

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