💬〡general-off-topic

[rocky epoch]

i dont remember ordering a yappachino

[dim helm]

also quick question

is the rating role based on rapid or blitz

[rapid wadi]

Both I think

[trail prism]

Man I love this machine

[dim helm]

o ok

[rapid wadi]

At home?

[rocky epoch]

best elo

[trail prism]

Kind of

[dim helm]

o

shouldnt that mean im above 1500

[rapid wadi]

How much did it cost I wanna get one

[dim helm]

cuz bullet

[trail prism]

Dunno my uncle bought it

[rapid wadi]

Oh ok

[trail prism]

But I think it was a lot

[rocky epoch]

i dont think bullet counts

ask in #💬〡chess-talk

[rapid wadi]

Yeah I’ll stick to running then 😭

[dim helm]

i forgor this channel 💀

[trail prism]

These are the other machines

[rapid wadi]

Your uncle is rich 🤑

[stuck kestrel]

just go the the gym

stupid

[rapid wadi]

I don’t like the gym

Also I can’t go

[stuck kestrel]

skill issue

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Hrisheek B (limecopyt)

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Name: Hrisheek B (limecopyt)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1222 (peak)
Blitz: 1100 (1130 peak)
Bullet: 1230 (1307 peak)

[clever wind]

bad ;-;

[stuck kestrel]

true

[clever wind]

yep

im a beginner

[novel moat]

Its alright most of us here are beginners

[vale frost]

Tru

[rocky epoch]

You're not one

[novel moat]

I'm an improved beginner

[rocky epoch]

2262 rapid..

[novel moat]

I would say that's precisely an improved beginner

[rapid wadi]

😔☝️

[fleet scroll]

Cheese

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Mohamed Bilel Hentati (si_lbol)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Mohamed Bilel Hentati (si_lbol)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1305 (peak)
Blitz: 903 (954 peak)
Bullet: 748 (773 peak)

[silent quest]

Or legs

[warm hedge]

🤓

[tulip lichen]

bro

I need to watch a water mukbang

[primal fern]

bruh...delete that

just write the whole thing....

[tulip lichen]

whats wrong its just clash of clans

[primal fern]

you're setting urself up to be trolled

[tulip lichen]

people man

I need tips in clash of clans

ig

[slate owl]

:3

[random drum]

Samay raina played JKLM with 10 players and he won and bet was that those 10 guys will tear their underwear on stream 💀

(He's a chess streamer and also played with vishy magnus and hikaru)

[clear night]

:3

[slate owl]

hi :3

[clear night]

Cheese

[left silo]

Alpaca how do I connect account

[clear night]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@left silo With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[left silo]

Alpaca rematch?

[clear night]

No

[left silo]

Ohk

[slate owl]

btw did you hear the new puff daddy leak

[primal fern]

you have a chess.com account?

[clear night]

What's that?

[slate owl]

google it

i won't say much

[clear night]

https://youtu.be/-IV8cnGU6YM?feature=shared

Idk what's that and I don't care

Who is P diddy

[slate owl]

but i thought that you were my boyfriend

[clear night]

I dont care about what happens to anyone as long as it does not affect someone I know or care about.

[slate owl]

ok

[rapid wadi]

This is discord

[clear night]

I have never heard of Nicki Minaj and p diddly guy

[clear night]

You're someone I know :3

[slate owl]

hmm

[vale frost]

Am listening to marmalade rn

This sh*t claps

[rapid wadi]

What’s marmalade

[clear night]

Not to be an overly possessive bf, but she is not single.

[rapid wadi]

Screenshotted now I have some good dirt on you

I have dirt on everybody

[clear night]

[rapid wadi]

Bro just realised he’s a person with a 10 inch pipe under below in the darkness

[clear night]

Chill out. You are not even connected.

[rapid wadi]

I just said he has a 10 inch pipe

[clear night]

And I said you're not connected.

[clear night]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@rapid wadi With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[rapid wadi]

What difference does it make

[clear night]

Your opinion matters much more if you connect.

Otherwise opinion denied.

[rapid wadi]

Hawk got timed out for saying he likes women and not men and that he is not gay?

[clear night]

No

[rapid wadi]

Check dms💀

[slate owl]

nice pfp

[rapid wadi]

Thank you >_<

[slate owl]

i enjoyed the anime

[slate owl]

:3

[native skiff]

goofy

[clear night]

The other femboy is trying to hit on me :3

[rapid wadi]

You have great taste

[slate owl]

pretty much only one i watched btw

[slate owl]

who

[clear night]

Ruby :3

He sent me leaked DMs with some other guy

[rapid wadi]

I’m not a femboy I’ll leak dms more

[clear night]

That's so terrible. Imagine leaking DMs

[slate owl]

frfr

[clear night]

Addie??

[slate owl]

huh

[rapid wadi]

Tell that to Asser

[clear night]

He is 14 and I have him blocked, so pretty insignificant to me.

But yeah he yaps too much

[rapid wadi]

You were right to block

I still argue with him for the funnies

[slate owl]

i wanna block him but then half the chat will be blocked message so

[rapid wadi]

<@&745328830649991179>

[slate owl]

<@&745328830649991179>

[vale frost]

Oh its a song check it out!

[rapid wadi]

I’ll do thanks

[slate owl]

kanye west

im the man who made graduation

[vale frost]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA GOOD ONE

[wise mortar]

Addie

Wiwie

[rapid wadi]

Aren’t you the weirdo who asked me to get you something questionable

[wise mortar]

Hawkie

[slate owl]

hm? :3

[wise mortar]

Ruru

[slim night]

hello dear friends

[grim edge]

hi

[tulip lichen]

sunshines and rainbows ahh bro

stay as you are at least you're happy

[grim edge]

hello

[rapid wadi]

It is all sunshines and rainbows

[teal dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-dusty-dust-gif-24381214

[fleet scroll]

cheese

[teal dragon]

How tf is that a fail embed

[slate owl]

:3

[fleet scroll]

:3

[teal dragon]

Ok that one was just garbage

[fleet scroll]

:3

[teal dragon]

The fail link, not the cat

[clear night]

Der altie

She is gril

:3

[daring oyster]

why

[slate owl]

literally me

(rainbow pawn)

[daring oyster]

nice

[clear night]

You're a straight femboy

"sunshine and rainbows"

[daring oyster]

how does that work

[clear night]

Meoww :3

[daring oyster]

nice

[fleet scroll]

:3

[daring oyster]

imavomit

[rapid wadi]

What even is this abomination of an emoji

[slate owl]

no :3

[daring oyster]

this chat is too dead

[fleet scroll]

dan-nut

[daring oyster]

i remember everyone typing here

[clear night]

Dm me a pfp so I can catfish people in e girl servers

Also is the "Caroline Flatuella" alias good?

[grim edge]

:3

[clear night]

:3

[slate owl]

sure

[vale frost]

Barbecue after a late night biking session ong

[clear night]

Typical 600 elo chat

[vale frost]

Bruh

[hearty glacier]

me making acronymes while studying

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-catstare-cat-stare-sus-catglare-cat-glare-gif-14942558849944709546

[fleet scroll]

cheese

[grim edge]

🧀

[rapid wadi]

Nice travels lol. Barbecue is always nice to have😋

Just make sure you don’t get robbed, food poisoning, a flat tire, a broken chain, or even worse murdered in some dark alley

[slate owl]

[rapid wadi]

I’m allergic to any cheese other than mozzarella

[grim edge]

hello

[rapid wadi]

Hello

[slate owl]

:3

[rapid wadi]

[slate owl]

and btw werent you like 1500

[rapid wadi]

This emoji is messed up😭

[slate owl]

can we add :3

[rapid wadi]

Why not :3

[slate owl]

hehe

[cedar dove]

yo whats a good opening

[slate owl]

just resign at move 3

[cedar dove]

no

can we play

[slate owl]

no

also ask #💬〡chess-talk

[grim edge]

hi

[formal swallow]

no

[grim edge]

my peak is 1k

[supple swan]

man i got timed out

[rapid wadi]

😂🫵

[supple swan]

[drowsy crest]

yeah and your lowest is 2.4k

[rocky epoch]

What does that even mean

[glossy radish]

i knocked out

but hi

[spiral moss]

First time ever with +90% on +50 moves, also i dont really playing 5 min these days, after one year playing finally feeling improving

[static ridge]

accuracy doesnt really matter that much but good job still. If you get 90+% doesnt really mean you have gone through a big change

but its still really good

and if you feel improved you probably are

so great job

u will get to 1k in no time

gl

[spiral moss]

Thanks man! Really apreciate

[slate owl]

im so disappointed of myself rn

[static ridge]

good job

[static ridge]

oh mb didnt reaad the message

what happened

[orchid sun]

LMAO

[static ridge]

i didnt read the message bro

[grim edge]

ill never break 220 elo

[static ridge]

u got this brother ur 191

ur so close

just 30 elo away

[static ridge]

its just 4 games

[rapid wadi]

I connected 😎

Too bad I lost the cool pink role

But why

[cursive pawn]

I will gleeble gnarp you

[verbal thunder]

average accuracy matters

theres a difference between one game accuracy and the mean of them all

[vale frost]

Well hello!!

[vale frost]

My usual accuracy is 87-91 how abput yall

[verbal thunder]

every game played

thats the mean

average can depend on a few games but the mean is the full average

[fading hinge]

@pulsar imp did you read any books to learn sicilian dragon / accel if so can you tell me the name of it 🙏

wrong chat but whatever

[pulsar imp]

i didnt read any books on that

i dont read opening books tbh

[fading hinge]

what did you do to learn it then

[pulsar imp]

I dont really remember ngl

it caught my eye from chessmood

but im brokie so i dont have membership obv

then as far as i can remember i think i saw james canty's vid on it

then i played it

and in lines which i faced problems

i used a big brain move

i downloaded chessmood mentor's chess.com games and checked what he did 💀

and that's how my prep was made

[peak plank]

Taking notes

[pulsar imp]

lmfao

[wild kite]

Nerd.

[timber moat]

Hmmm

[pulsar imp]

shutup jee aspirant

why are u on discord shooo stop wasting ur time

[timber moat]

[wild kite]

true

ima go study akshually

[drowsy crest]

FALLARE

[timber moat]

Howdy

[drowsy crest]

I KNOW YOU

purr for me

[fading hinge]

okay ty

[timber moat]

Excuse me

[drowsy crest]

DO IT

[icy dune]

Wassup expert

[drowsy crest]

am good hbu

[clear night]

Hi

[peak plank]

oh its you

havent seen you in a while

[timber moat]

Unfortunately

It is me

How’s it goin?

[fleet scroll]

me had good blitz session today

with new peak rating :D

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/spy-family-anya-anime-clap-wow-gif-142883711582845267

[rocky epoch]

How to see today's games winrate

i can only check week and above

[fleet scroll]

these are the only rated blitz games I've played since November 😂

[rocky epoch]

💀

[fleet scroll]

I can take a break and still beat my peak

[shy pike]

FALL

[rocky epoch]

my last month

[fleet scroll]

gj

[sleek oriole]

good job

[rocky epoch]

Ty

[umbral wind]

watch Keymer vs ding this is a draw what is this

[fading hinge]

crazy

[rapid wadi]

You guys should try drinking sprite after brushing your teeth

[rapid wadi]

Who won

[umbral wind]

they drew but see the whole game

[verbal thunder]

i have like 4 cleaning products i use

it takes me a good 5 minutes to finish

[rapid wadi]

That’s cool but drink some sprite after, it’s great

[rapid wadi]

I lost a quarter

[umbral wind]

Vincent should’ve won that game 100/100 but

[rapid wadi]

I bet a quarter that Vincent was gonna win😭

[restive storm]

lol imagine

imagine betting against ding liren peak

[umbral wind]

It was the right move

Betting against ding is probably safe in general lol

[restive storm]

never

[wild kite]

suggest songs to learn on piano :3

[warped coyote]

Hi

[gusty edge]

Guys stop this is general off topic

[warped coyote]

Why just a question

[gusty edge]

What lovers do by maroon 5

[clear night]

Wait what

[gusty edge]

Dance monkey 🤑

[clear night]

I forgot this was general

[gusty edge]

Best song fr

[gusty edge]

Reading is annoying I know 😔

[wild kite]

Sometimes I forget my music taste is the same as a 60 year old

[rocky epoch]

Expected

you act like a 70 year old karen

[outer sage]

I got my report card

[wild kite]

except I don't because literally noone relevant thinks that

[outer sage]

Today

[wild kite]

95+ or face hell

[outer sage]

I am going to hell tonight

[stable mirage]

omg hai fall

[fleet scroll]

what you'll learn after you finish school is that literally no one cares what your grades were

[drowsy crest]

sounds ike another cope message

[fleet scroll]

I graduated near the top of my class and got the highest scholarship offered at the uni I went to

I just realize now as an employed adult that it was all meaningless

no one cares

[drowsy crest]

damn sounds rough

I am glad I figured this shit out early

now looking at my peers just makes me sad

[fleet scroll]

something something abusive parents

I had to have 95% or higher in everything at all times or else I was grounded

[drowsy crest]

💀

are you asian

[fleet scroll]

no

[drowsy crest]

I just get the necessary grades

my parents and I have had alot of arguements but each time it just ends up worse

[fleet scroll]

my parents had really high expectations for me

but I was just smart because autism, not because I was a hard worker

[drowsy crest]

why do they think of academic grades so highly I dont get it

[drowsy crest]

otism XD

[fleet scroll]

to keep options open I guess? if you want to go to uni, higher grades mean more options

[drowsy crest]

I have seen my friend sleep 4-6 hours a day and study the rest so that he could keep options open?

[fleet scroll]

that's where I've been at lately, between work and cert

I'm taking today to relax because I'm getting burnt out

[drowsy crest]

yeah but studying just for some academic exam to keep options open is just stupid

[fleet scroll]

i agree

the whole system is broken, especially if you're american

[drowsy crest]

bro has not seen asia

I am not comparing

but the especially is just bs, every place is the same

except for some europian countries

[inner night]

hi

[cursive pawn]

Helo

[barren hare]

hello smelly gamers

[cursive pawn]

😾

[daring hinge]

we win by not even playing, that's how smelly, I mean professional we are...

[tacit knot]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-funnt-cat-black-cat-sleepy-cat-gif-16409614852005252877

https://tenor.com/view/pusheen-gaming-expert-gif-26543274

[eternal hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-standing-fat-epic-gif-7444413505698188867

[rose torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[eternal hamlet]

idk why it happened

[minor owl]

balls

[cursive pawn]

Laughing at this user

[lament jacinth]

Hahahehehehahahe

[cursive pawn]

Stfu

[lament jacinth]

Or what big boy

[grim edge]

Imagine not having trusted role

[cursive pawn]

Or ill colonize shawarma and make it american

[rocky epoch]

Fun fact dude

I never lose to magnus Carlsen

And hikaru nakamura and Fabiano Caruwana

[daring hinge]

True, magunus carlsen has never won against me..

[rocky epoch]

We are goated

[daring hinge]

true, and ignored 😭

[restive storm]

That's an overused joke. 🤓

[daring hinge]

[rocky epoch]

uhm , Actually It's not a Common Joke - 🤓🤓

[restive storm]

I beat Stockfish 16 in a standard chess game with the black pieces no material or piece odds with classical time control 90+30.

[green jungle]

it's a well known fact that the longer you don't shower the better your performance is

[outer sage]

https://youtube.com/shorts/WrwFC0k9o8E?si=3sDoxBPYd4sFFpQa

[clear night]

[outer sage]

W principal

[minor owl]

balls

[peak plank]

Not even stockfish 16.1?

[covert cosmos]

hi

[clear night]

https://tenor.com/view/pookie-is-missing-where-is-pookie-gif-2759075261499332725

[rocky epoch]

Your pfp funny

[cursive pawn]

@glossy radish

[dapper grove]

is it wrong if i wanna attach a snowplow to my car, so when i hit a deer, i can just plow through and keep going?

idrc, im gonna anyway

[orchid sun]

@austere garden i need korra in fortnite rn

[austere garden]

that skin kinda ugly low key

thats prolly a bad opinion

[orchid sun]

shut up

[austere garden]

😭

[orchid sun]

i love her 😭

[austere garden]

moods moods!!! bann!!

[orchid sun]

what

[austere garden]

idc for the skin

[orchid sun]

i do

[austere garden]

tbh this season kinda a miss

[orchid sun]

https://tenor.com/view/avatar-korra-gif-19681039

[austere garden]

the annoying whip, wings, and bolt are just.... annoying

[restive storm]

It's really hard but soon I'll do it

[austere garden]

last season was knockoff call of duty this season is a knock of superhero game

[orchid sun]

how much time it would cost me to get korra @austere garden

[viral epoch]

Wanna paly chess Liya

[austere garden]

idk tbh. ive hardly played this season. im fr like lvl 8

[orchid sun]

lmao

[viral epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-goku-angry-damn-it-transformation-getting-phat-gif-26165719

[orchid sun]

i thought you were addicted

[orchid sun]

wtf

https://tenor.com/view/the-legend-of-korra-korra-mad-angry-rage-gif-4514117

[austere garden]

nerd stuff

tf is that pokemon

[orchid sun]

WHAT

[brittle lion]

https://youtu.be/dEpSD4G9L5U @everyone

[austere garden]

season 5 was good. reallly good. only thing i didnt like was the ar and smg bloom being so strong

[viral epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-fighter-z-gogeta-ssj4-gogeta-ssj-blue-kamehameha-fight-gif-21160520

[stable perch]

Waterbending is the most op you can literally unalive everyone by dehydrating them

[austere garden]

having good fortnite aim is better

[viral epoch]

Don't care Vegeta (chess edition) still solos

[peak plank]

Why is the king on e2

[viral epoch]

Maybe bro got checked on the back rank

I don't see h pawns

[restive storm]

Do you mean a pawns

[viral epoch]

a pawn yes

That's the difference between a weak club player and a gm

[austere garden]

chat what food should i eat tonight???

[restive storm]

Minecraft

[austere garden]

ill eat a golden apple if u find me one, dory

tryna get me some hearts back 😔

lol jk

[near thicket]

anyone like learning languages

[minor owl]

thanks cuh

[umbral wind]

Burger and chips

[minor owl]

ur pfp is german prodigy

[minor owl]

j dot is back omg

[austere garden]

i like learning bad openings

[minor owl]

bro is alive

[austere garden]

not for long. asser is out for my head

[clear night]

Gg @weary umbra

[minor owl]

omg

[austere garden]

wait didnt i tell u alr????

[minor owl]

nah

[austere garden]

im so sorry 😭

[rocky epoch]

im living rent free in your head

[minor owl]

u forgto about me 💔

[umbral wind]

The nosy neighbour is peepin

[clear night]

I 5-0'd a 900

[austere garden]

i put it in rikers island a couple of times tho lmao

[rocky epoch]

Thats why i blocked you also a week ago

[umbral wind]

That means you’re 1800 strength

[minor owl]

let j dot be free

[austere garden]

stop following me to other chats 💀

[minor owl]

o mb cuh

[umbral wind]

So you’re revealing every message? Must be tiring

[rocky epoch]

i am not free

i need help

[austere garden]

lmfao

[rocky epoch]

your pfp makes me laugh @minor owl

[minor owl]

yes ik u told me before

[rocky epoch]

i was checking the reply

[minor owl]

u told me multiple times

[austere garden]

lmao

[rocky epoch]

cuz it sfunny

[austere garden]

cheesy, lets go to rikers, he cant follow us there

[rocky epoch]

NUAH

[minor owl]

😏

[rocky epoch]

🤨🤔

[austere garden]

fin, u wanna come to rikers btw? ima dm u

[green jungle]

I have another one but it breaks server rules hehehe

[rocky epoch]

what

[green jungle]

Gojo shoots himself

[lime lava]

El papi arrived

[umbral wind]

What’s rikers

[rocky epoch]

what

[minor owl]

el cheesy >> el papi

[rocky epoch]

can confirm

[minor owl]

its the inner circle

[rocky epoch]

only cuz of funny pfp

[clear night]

100 acc against kings gambit

[lime lava]

No one asked

[minor owl]

savage moment 🤯

#top10savagereplies

[lime lava]

I have those sometimes

[rocky epoch]

why are you in 2 gangs

[clear night]

El cheesy looks funny

[minor owl]

uh we let that slide

[lime lava]

Today im feeling like thomas shelby

[timber moat]

Heya

[minor owl]

funny looking 😭

[rocky epoch]

🤔🤔

[rocky epoch]

Even caro-line agrees

[clear night]

Funny is cool.

[rocky epoch]

HAHAAH

[green jungle]

Kf2 is actually 5head because it threatens Qa4+

[minor owl]

nah i am being clattered

[clear night]

Not caro line

[minor owl]

i was chilling

[austere garden]

frfr. they bullies

[minor owl]

i am being attacked out of nowhere

[minor owl]

they blindsided me

[austere garden]

lol

[green jungle]

I swear when I saw this name I thought it was north caroline

[rocky epoch]

stop making me laugh

[minor owl]

they pulled up on me

i got pulled up on without warning 😭

aight ill stop

[rocky epoch]

HAAHH

the face is funny bro

[austere garden]

rikers is bussing. also asser is gonna bait a fight, then hes gonna report us. we better go while we still can cheesatron

[minor owl]

bro stop wtf 💀

[lime lava]

Oh no stop making me laugh 😊💅

[rocky epoch]

is it you

[minor owl]

naur i m going rikers

[outer sage]

I got 2 As and 4 Bs

[minor owl]

yes dipshit 😭

[rocky epoch]

mb mb

[outer sage]

On my report card

[fleet scroll]

Cheese

[rocky epoch]

BUT STILL SO FUNNNYYYYYYYYYYYY @minor owl

[clear night]

Do better

[outer sage]

I know

[minor owl]

bro 😭
its not that funny

[outer sage]

I am trying

[rocky epoch]

not-caro-line agrees with me tho

[minor owl]

jdot am i funny looking

[austere garden]

he has a special way of thinking lol (hes a caro player)

[austere garden]

nah ur good

[minor owl]

bro started using chess lingo

this server is affecting u cuh

[rocky epoch]

I cant stop laughing

[austere garden]

he told u to stop

[minor owl]

nah ur capping now 💀

[rocky epoch]

make a normal face photo if you dont want people to laugh

you intentionally made it funny

[minor owl]

nah u can laugh

[orchid sun]

@minor owl i love you

[minor owl]

likewise cuh

[umbral wind]

Yes

[austere garden]

cheesy is a brilliiant move that not even stark would diss

[minor owl]

👿

[clear night]

He looks funny tho

[minor owl]

bro ur speaking in chess 😭

[austere garden]

cheeesy im cating up on u on messages

[umbral wind]

Is that you in your pfp?

[clear night]

And I don't even play caro

[minor owl]

yes cuh

[minor owl]

cating ?

[rocky epoch]

she tryna fight

[umbral wind]

Valid, depending on how old you are

[austere garden]

catching*

[minor owl]

thats like a old pic i am 17

[rocky epoch]

why are you in 2 gangs tho 🤨

[clear night]

You looked 20

[rocky epoch]

I thought you're 14 or 15 in the photo

[umbral wind]

Yeah you’re gorgeous

[austere garden]

lol

[minor owl]

😕 bro u dont want to talk about this trust me

nah people think i am 20 and 14 at the same time

[rocky epoch]

are you secretly cheating on a gang

[minor owl]

ur eminem so its given u cutie patootie

[austere garden]

thats either really good or really bad

[clear night]

hi leg

[minor owl]

bro think he me

[rocky epoch]

🤨🤨

[clear night]

Bye. Gn

[austere garden]

why is asser talking about gangs

[keen parrot]

people think i look 19 and 20 at the same time

[rocky epoch]

LOOOOOOOL I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS

[umbral wind]

😘

[umbral wind]

I thought you were like 15

[rocky epoch]

we never even saw you

[orchid sun]

lmao

[clear night]

🙂 ty you too leg

[keen parrot]

😭 how

[minor owl]

blunder gang

[umbral wind]

smh

[rocky epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-600-magnus-gothamchess-gif-5900316434424087571

[minor owl]

and riker gang

[rocky epoch]

rotate your phone

[austere garden]

rikers is a prison 💀 😭😭😭😭

[rocky epoch]

💀

[minor owl]

💀

gangs exist in prisons as well

[austere garden]

006 lol

[clear night]

No wonder you are like this

[austere garden]

ik. my pfp is kay on rikers

[rocky epoch]

Rotate the 9

[austere garden]

we dont even know each other

[minor owl]

whats that supposed to mean 🤨

[clear night]

From experience, staying in prison makes you crazy.

[minor owl]

what do u mean by " you people " 🤔

[austere garden]

lol

[rocky epoch]

Rotate the phone again

[minor owl]

false accusations are funny

[austere garden]

jokes are funny

[rocky epoch]

rotate phone change 6 to 9 and Rotate phone again

[keen parrot]

some people just love to hate lmao

[clear night]

What.

[rocky epoch]

what

[minor owl]

vimun is that u in ur pfp

[keen parrot]

yes

[umbral wind]

true dont drop the soap

[rocky epoch]

atleast i aint a yappachino like leg

[minor owl]

damn shawty u lookin scenic

[clear night]

Stop stealing lines.

[umbral wind]

experience

[rocky epoch]

more than 20 billion times or even more, that sentence has been said before you did

[clear night]

Grammer 😦

[austere garden]

it took u 20million tries to steal a phrase?

[umbral wind]

why do you think im chronically on cc? thats what it does

[rocky epoch]

what does that even mean

[rocky epoch]

happy now

[keen parrot]

everyone here is just looking for a dominant male to cuddle with

[umbral wind]

ive got myself

[clear night]

It's still wrong, but fine.

[rocky epoch]

nuh uh

[minor owl]

uh no ( yes )

[austere garden]

read it about 20million more times

[umbral wind]

Never.

[clear night]

Not me ew

[rocky epoch]

FIN IS LONDON PLAYER?

[minor owl]

FIN IS LONDON ?

[clear night]

FIN IS?

[austere garden]

wait a minute.... these london accusations are serious

[umbral wind]

I play e4 smh

[keen parrot]

nah Fin is a birmingham player

[minor owl]

FIN ?

[rocky epoch]

FIN?

[clear night]

FI ?

[minor owl]

F?

[umbral wind]

Doxxed

[austere garden]

?

[rocky epoch]

'?

[clear night]

?

[minor owl]

.

[fleet scroll]

I don’t play the london

[rocky epoch]

‘

[minor owl]

?

[rocky epoch]

Sishsusiausisiwiwisuaisisia

[clear night]

Typical 400 elo chat

[fleet scroll]

!!?

[rocky epoch]

@umbral wind blocked never speaking to again london player ew yuck

☄️

[umbral wind]

Thank god

[austere garden]

lmfao

[rocky epoch]

🤓

[clear night]

London is not bad tho. It is slightly below mid.

[umbral wind]

I play e4 though but yeah I’m a London player

[minor owl]

ur slighly below mid

[austere garden]

f3 kf2 is better

[fleet scroll]

Oh ok that makes more sense

[rocky epoch]

noobest of the noobs

[clear night]

You're

[rocky epoch]

(Idk what i jusr said)

[minor owl]

i lost 😭

[clear night]

(Funny face)

[icy dune]

Hello Mr femboy

[minor owl]

to0 far

[glossy radish]

lmfao i giggled 😭😭

[icy dune]

Alternation between femboy and fboy

[umbral wind]

I used to queue for my cake and custard

[glossy radish]

hey dotty

[clear night]

Funny face is cute though

[minor owl]

oh ur that

[glossy radish]

and everyone else

[austere garden]

hiii cow!!!

[icy dune]

Are you briish

[clear night]

Hi bee

[umbral wind]

Proudly

[minor owl]

ur that one person with no pfp who calls me a indian f boy and never talk to be after that

[keen parrot]

im just an everyone else to you

[icy dune]

That’s right

[umbral wind]

You are an Indian f boy

[icy dune]

You can’t be saying this stuff man

[minor owl]

no 💀

[keen parrot]

huh

[minor owl]

i am a indian boy

[umbral wind]

The hair says otherwise 🥱

[austere garden]

heavy accusations

[minor owl]

😳

[austere garden]

cheesy has the tik tok hair cut

[glossy radish]

no of course not. i didn’t see you, im sorry. hi vimun

[umbral wind]

Loool

[icy dune]

Literally tho

[keen parrot]

hello v

[minor owl]

bro 😭

[minor owl]

thanks bbg

[clear night]

No. Not bbg.

[keen parrot]

slay

[umbral wind]

Thanks fur ball

[minor owl]

thanks caroline 😔

[umbral wind]

Vimun check dms you need to verify if this is cc chat proof

[austere garden]

top ten saddest moments

[austere garden]

lol bro had to make it safe for cc first

[minor owl]

😭

anu tae is funny looking

look at him

[clear night]

Cabbage?

[austere garden]

salad

[umbral wind]

Jdot can you do me a favour

[stable mirage]

it has to be pawn moves smh

[austere garden]

probably

[minor owl]

wtf that has to be edited

!!

[clear night]

Wow I couldn't believe it. It didn't seem real at all.

[umbral wind]

El cheesy can you do me a favour

[minor owl]

guys dont believe this hoax !

[umbral wind]

Or @rocky epoch

[minor owl]

what

[rocky epoch]

what?

[austere garden]

its a board game

[umbral wind]

Check DMs

[green jungle]

this quote is BAD because it was said by a FR*NCH person

[austere garden]

im sowwy

[minor owl]

damn ok buh mb maybe cabbage did appear on chess board

[green jungle]

no but the first guy who did so was

[austere garden]

what are u? netherlandian?

[minor owl]

but it makes no sense why would chess .com add cabbage to game 🤔

💀

[umbral wind]

Well el cheesy you’re next

[austere garden]

jokes on u, im not in a house

[clear night]

Hi inside your house jdot

[clear night]

Hi not in a house

[keen parrot]

dutch people are so tall i swear

[minor owl]

i am all oiled up

[stable mirage]

sorry about that

[keen parrot]

im fine im not dutch

[austere garden]

💀

[keen parrot]

how old are you

[austere garden]

now ur using the tik tok words

[minor owl]

29

[austere garden]

what r we eating?

thats it?

[umbral wind]

I’m waiting for you

[keen parrot]

leg fried rice

[minor owl]

i aint doing allat bro 💀

[green jungle]

it also makes no sense why anyone would play chess so

[umbral wind]

Oh I’ll come to you then

[austere garden]

lol

[minor owl]

real

[keen parrot]

i had fried pork today yum

[minor owl]

nah 💀

i am being pulled up on by eminem

[green jungle]

chess is a stupid game ngl

[austere garden]

lol pause

[green jungle]

it pretends to be a game about how smart u are but then you realize it's only about how smart at chess you are and that you get dumber by playing it

[minor owl]

oiling up was a mistake guys 😭

[green jungle]

[redacted]

[austere garden]

idkkkkk.......

[keen parrot]

ok cirrin

[clear night]

Just bathe in soap water

[minor owl]

its to late now

he is here all i can do is hide

[green jungle]

idk this is a consistent viewpoint that ive had for a while

[austere garden]

oil floats on water so it wont work 💯

[umbral wind]

skrrrrr

[minor owl]

ill start floating ass first

[keen parrot]

1. cover yourself in oil

[green jungle]

u lose genius status if u get good at chess

[clear night]

You sound like you have not studied chemistry. I said soap water.

[minor owl]

soap oils on water so it wont work

[green jungle]

fly

[austere garden]

u never said if it was walmart soap, prison soap, or uh, dish soap.

[summer delta]

Hello chat here to send funni image

[minor owl]

NAH ITS ABOUT TO HAPPEN

[summer delta]

Oh I can’t nevermind

[minor owl]

huh why

[summer delta]

? Back to hibernation

[austere garden]

lol

[clear night]

Why am I still online in a chess server? Someone make me leave pls.

[austere garden]

leave!

[umbral wind]

addicted

guess u love us too much

[minor owl]

bro bout to get removed

[clear night]

No I don't love you at all. Bye.

[keen parrot]

fr

[green jungle]

ima get a month ban bruh

[onyx coral]

leave

[keen parrot]

woah way to let one down easy

[clear night]

It worked. See ya.

[austere garden]

we love u less

[restive storm]

no don't

[umbral wind]

thats the 3rd bye lets hope you mean it this time

[green jungle]

nah im done

[minor owl]

aight bye gang 🤙 imma dip

[austere garden]

id sacrifice asser's life for this

[green jungle]

i was already muted for a week lmao

[austere garden]

bye cheeesyyyy bye bye.

[minor owl]

bye dotatron

[austere garden]

ima go to, bye bye chat

[restive storm]

oh no what did you do

[green jungle]

i proved that u can make stereotypical jokes about americans but not about other races

[restive storm]

bruh

[clear night]

Did I just hear a gunshot?

[onyx coral]

It is easiest to joke abou them

[green jungle]

hell yeah florida man baby

[keen parrot]

oh you are still here

[clear night]

No. I am gone.

[green jungle]

true (my brother is obese)

[keen parrot]

cya

[onyx coral]

You too?

[green jungle]

no he has thyroid problems which makes it so that he feels hungry a lot which led him to eat a lot, so he has to take medication since like 5 years old

i am normal weight

[onyx coral]

Damn too bad

[green jungle]

that's what happens when u have a kid at 40 years old tbh there's just a higher risk of health problems

[onyx coral]

Maybe he has to eat like banana and stuff it makes full without having too much calories

[green jungle]

bro i am going to jump if i hear skibidi again

[onyx coral]

Yeah, I also think kids need to be earlier

[green jungle]

idk

[onyx coral]

Or fruit

And protein

[green jungle]

yeah my parents had me when my mom was 33ish and then waited 7 years for another kid

[onyx coral]

damn

[keen parrot]

tbh 30 is the best age to have a kid

[onyx coral]

Late 20s imo

[green jungle]

im probably not gonna have a kid until im around 30 ngl

[onyx coral]

You need 3 children, with 2ish years diffrence

[green jungle]

will not elaborate

[green jungle]

because im most likely going to do phd

[keen parrot]

my parents were 30 when they had me, 32 with my lil bro and 39 with my lil sis

[onyx coral]

Can have both 🙂

[icy dune]

in what

[onyx coral]

thats fair, my father has 6 children

[green jungle]

dont know yet cuz computer science is kinda doodoo but if it gets me the phd ill do it

[onyx coral]

Sounds boring ngl

[green jungle]

my parents had a kid before me but had an abortion because they were both phd students and didn't have the money to support a kid so yeah

good at not googling, stack overflowing

[icy dune]

why you want a PhD tho, just to continue the family tradition?

[green jungle]

personally i really enjoy my intro to philosophy class rn

[icy dune]

yk how tough scaling academia is nowdays right

[onyx coral]

anyways

somebody needs to help me play

[green jungle]

want to be a professor and the family tradition is being poor in china which my parents did break

[clear night]

g6

[onyx coral]

What? No? I usually play p15 opening

[keen parrot]

still here..

[clear night]

No. I am gone.

[icy dune]

I see, gl

[green jungle]

worth it once im 35 trust

[green jungle]

modern defense CHAD

[onyx coral]

How to play g6?

[green jungle]

use ur hands that works for me 🙏

[onyx coral]

No hands

[umbral wind]

addict.

[green jungle]

use teeth

[clear night]

I don't even use discord.

[green jungle]

guys does anyone know someone named notcaroline? am i stupid?

[grim edge]

Hi

[sweet yoke]

28

[green jungle]

that's crazy

[keen parrot]

addiction

[clear night]

Not me

[keen parrot]

28 aint too bad either

[umbral wind]

i'd laugh but i cant talk

[clear night]

Fake

[onyx coral]

Nerd

[sweet yoke]

my mom had me at 28

[green jungle]

chat is this an addiction? am i stupid?

[keen parrot]

nice, are you the oldest child?

[sweet yoke]

house?

[sweet yoke]

yup of 4 siblings

HAHAHAH

[keen parrot]

oldest child gang 🤝

[green jungle]

with the right pronounciation jia in chinese can mean house

[icy dune]

fr

[sweet yoke]

it is the right pronunciation too

[keen parrot]

poor girl is named house

[onyx coral]

Nah middle child strongest

[green jungle]

nah im leaving out the radicals for the pinyin

[sweet yoke]

NOOOOO 嘉

[green jungle]

ik there are different words that's also spelled jia in pinyin

[grim edge]

oof

[sweet yoke]

yup ofc

like a bazillion words

[green jungle]

but my ass quit chinese class in 6th grade so i can't read or write for SHIT

[sweet yoke]

oh u a fakeee (jk me too)

[green jungle]

my parents call me a banana bruh (white on the inside and yellow on the outside)

[sweet yoke]

AHHAHAHAHAHHAHHA

[onyx coral]

Dont understand

[green jungle]

chat i can't read this, am i stupid?

[green jungle]

white culture internally, outwards asian

[sweet yoke]

that hes a white person culturally but hes asian

[green jungle]

Nc6

[icy dune]

merica

[green jungle]

RAHHHHHHHHH

[sweet yoke]

yes leg yes u do

[grim edge]

MERICA!!!!!

[onyx coral]

Most asians are white no?

[icy dune]

bro 💀

[umbral wind]

yeah im proof

[grim edge]

Bro what

[sweet yoke]

well skin tone yes

[grim edge]

I’m completely Chinese dude how tf am I white

[onyx coral]

Exactly

[icy dune]

as a 5'1 13 year old asian cutie patootie i can confirm tat I am completely white

[keen parrot]

嘉 嘉 嘉嘉嘉嘉 嘉 嘉 嘉嘉嘉嘉 嘉嘉嘉嘉
嘉 嘉 嘉 嘉 嘉 嘉 嘉 嘉
嘉嘉嘉 嘉 嘉 嘉 嘉 嘉嘉嘉嘉 嘉嘉嘉嘉
嘉 嘉 嘉 嘉 嘉 嘉 嘉 嘉
嘉 嘉 嘉嘉嘉嘉 嘉嘉嘉嘉 嘉嘉嘉嘉 嘉嘉嘉嘉

this took way too long

[green jungle]

no, I win

[sweet yoke]

HELP

[umbral wind]

are you more white than black?

[onyx coral]

https://tenor.com/view/asian-chinese-bald-snow-talk-gif-17091594

[grim edge]

Slightly

[onyx coral]

Clearly white

[umbral wind]

theres your answer

[sweet yoke]

wait is this the fin

[keen parrot]

you cannot escape the 嘉

[grim edge]

So I’m slightly white?

[umbral wind]

sadly still here yes

[sweet yoke]

raaa

[green jungle]

the copy paste didn't work into the notes

[umbral wind]

youre more white than black so white

[keen parrot]

sad

[sweet yoke]

omg did u crawl back to the server

[green jungle]

Nc6

[sweet yoke]

skill issue

[umbral wind]

vimmy got unlocked so i had to

[sweet yoke]

a real one

[green jungle]

嘉 嘉 嘉嘉嘉嘉 嘉 嘉 嘉嘉嘉嘉 嘉嘉嘉嘉
嘉 嘉 嘉 嘉 嘉 嘉 嘉 嘉
嘉嘉嘉 嘉 嘉 嘉 嘉 嘉嘉嘉嘉 嘉嘉嘉嘉
嘉 嘉 嘉 嘉 嘉 嘉 嘉 嘉
嘉 嘉 嘉嘉嘉嘉 嘉嘉嘉嘉 嘉嘉嘉嘉 嘉嘉嘉嘉

[sweet yoke]

im gonna have to re learn it for uni

[grim edge]

Wdym lol

[green jungle]

嘉 嘉 嘉嘉嘉嘉 嘉 嘉 嘉嘉嘉嘉 嘉嘉嘉嘉
嘉 嘉 嘉 嘉 嘉 嘉 嘉 嘉
嘉嘉嘉 嘉 嘉 嘉 嘉 嘉嘉嘉嘉 嘉嘉嘉嘉
嘉 嘉 嘉 嘉 嘉 嘉 嘉 嘉
嘉 嘉 嘉嘉嘉嘉 嘉嘉嘉嘉 嘉嘉嘉嘉 嘉嘉嘉嘉

[sweet yoke]

😕

cant relate

[grim edge]

one of my eyes don’t even work bro

[green jungle]

i missed the asian eye genes bruh

[keen parrot]

okay stop bullying her, her name is 嘉 she already has it rough

[sweet yoke]

smh !

[grim edge]

Why bullying?

[green jungle]

my brother's chinese name literally translates to bean

[orchid sun]

Mr Bean

[keen parrot]

bean is cute tho

[green jungle]

no never

[green jungle]

yeah cuz he fatass like a bean

[sweet yoke]

豆?

[green jungle]

yup x2

[sweet yoke]

thats so cute WHAT

[grim edge]

LOL

[sweet yoke]

DOU DOU

[grim edge]

fr

[sweet yoke]

AWWWWW

[green jungle]

this does appear to be the most popular reaction every time someone learns his name

[umbral wind]

https://tenor.com/view/bean-flicker-bean-flick-pink-nails-gif-15599543

[sweet yoke]

is this the chinese takeover of the server

[keen parrot]

no way

[grim edge]

I’m one of them

[sweet yoke]

yup thats why i was saying that

mister doudou

[umbral wind]

nah youre white

[grim edge]

Lucky my name in Chinese is normal

[sweet yoke]

aka?

[grim edge]

whatever bro

[grim edge]

瑞安

[keen parrot]

ok doodoo

[sweet yoke]

my bad g 🙏

[grim edge]

My chess is ever more doodoo

[sweet yoke]

ohh i see

[umbral wind]

joking i wish i was chinese like you

theyre my idols

[green jungle]

he just has to stay a bit chubby and im sure the reactions will stay the same

[sweet yoke]

alright fin...

[keen parrot]

i wish i was chinese i would actually have good grades

[grim edge]

Alr bro

[grim edge]

lol

[keen parrot]

and good work ethic

[sweet yoke]

HELPP

[green jungle]

what does this say in pinyin pls 🙏 (i quit chinese class)

[grim edge]

it’s my name Ryan lmao

[sweet yoke]

this is a myth i will debunk .

[green jungle]

bruh

[sweet yoke]

the only reason im active rn is bc im trying not to finish my work

[keen parrot]

please dont you dont have to end up like me

[keen parrot]

go back to work

[grim edge]

Be somewhere else