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You know what u did, u report me to discord over false information just to mess with me
does anyone want to fight a rusty competitive chess player? :(
yeah he need something more yummy like chess pieces
u should be sorry. r u hating on me? i have allergies to food not made out of wood. smh u have a crush on me. š
u r what u eat
Steak
who r u arguing with š neuro is like one of the calmest ppl here
If that aint perfect medium rare idk what is
Filet mignon, sit down boy
sadly id share my preferences but they are extremly geo specific, soo ughhh. idk its good tho
is the second one cat food?
Bro tryna talk trash but canāt even get the cut of beef right š
idk, i have a bughatti and u dont so
he's got some of his food down the wrong pipe maybe idk. i don't like to 'mess with people as he says' i find evidence that leads to a certain truth and just show it to the people who can do something about it. if there's anything to it they will take care of it.
lol
fr ur like one of the most calm ppl who r actually active here
im suprised chef d didnt try to randomly argue with me instead like usual lol
I mean it seems to be an opinion of a lot of people in chat that neuro is a fed type
neuro is one of the coolest people here
nah. he doesnt cause enough problems
but iām so glad !welcome got disabled now he wonāt spam it
feds have to cause problems, its literally their jobs lol
lmao
I think people donāt like how he (supposedly) acts like a mod but isnāt
lmao
yeah. the purple role ppl do that
all u have to do is remind them that u dont have to listen lol
i focus more on catching cheaters. i've caught about 200 or so since Jan 2023
i've tried a couple times
lol nice
Rule 1:
@glossy radish me and the boys are playing rn
@austere gardenWassup. Happy to have you back
Also i accepted your friend req
lmao yeah
thx. i doubt i missed much lol
great name
snake
u called
yes role when
man
is this about the locked out role not locked out
itās about fots
cause that aint happening
white colour role?
š
ur pink
fair
for what did you get the message number
whatās she saying
fine ill come back after 7k
u better not give v it
<@&1114065234135625758> u suck
Can we change Server Mod role to something cooler?
i think i can get it in one week just need to toss a little homework out of the window
like what
wait hey
u have ur own role smh
whatās my message count
you do have your own role v
WAIT SONR TAKE IT WWAYA
put lasanga role on albert so i can conquer him
im listening to reddit stories about bridezillas Iām a functioning member of society
sheās gone to the deep end
ggs everybody
i read reddit thats all i need to know
wait but anitta when las gets his role can u put mine above all my others 
I am Very sad , Simple Fried Real Fish Tacos Ethan chiebowski pahko style gotham chess
so true bestie
chewbacca
fun fact ive never watched star wars
yeah or stranger things
whatās that
harry potter?
out of those i suggest lord of the rings
not unfortunately thatās very fortunate
well you obviously havenāt met my little sister
ive watched someone who explains what happend in it and Shows some parts
she read the whole series like 20x
my little cousin recently discovered and tried to test my knowledge and I destroyed her
poor kid
she was naming potions spells people to see if I knew them and I started naming sht back and she didnt know
v has sister pog
I also have sister
pog
im the little sister tho
I today have my result

I say mods should be awarded the most retina burning teal that Discord can produce
whats the result nk
KEKW
we arrive like flashbang cat
you arrive I guess I gotta b green 
I will campaign for this
Idk we will see
You have my support

Tho i anhillated every question paper the nervousness is kicking in
I also agree that staff member roles should be bright colours
THIS
ah dont worry itās already done and you clearly did your best and killed it
but the current role colour fits your pfp
I know but if I get anything below 50 I will die
thats double booster color tho
Out of 60
you wont die
Give them something else
I mean you will eventually but not bc of this
no
fair
They can be a burnt orange sorta deal
amazing
oops
where wobble
IT A MEME
wobble yay
I like ducks
For eating
imma go thru my favorited gifs
i hate dogs
U do realise I am a human being not a dog
Thats what a dog would say
I was afraid for a moment.
meow
I ain't a furry idiots
Dinner
Sunnyd is better imho.
we should give nk furry role
idiotd
(My opinion)
editing issue: the cat doesn't go dark with the background
I dont think thats gonna be much supported here
youre welcome I stole it from jeffreys server
So uh so I randomly start making a mmo? werid right
I like these two
No I like it cuz with glasses on it looks like u
this does not cohere
š
What happened to ur dog
what
The shi tzu
no the one u showed us
Oh c'mon anitta u ain't that old u can't be having dementia
I have a cat and a dobberman pinscher. my dog is as tall as I am in two paws
oh my nieces
my nieces dog
still alive her name is bear in portuguese
I had a dog named lion. there was a dog named duck. family tradition.
Dam
L imagine being short
ITS A HUGE DOG
I call cap
dog named dog?
Anitta is 4' 10" confirmed
Fr fr
great idea write that down write that down
although I call my cat cat
Lmao anitta ur shorter than me???
Im 5ā1 and a half thank u very much
but I wear heels
Ok Napolean
Napolean
Basically a legal midget
@ripe notch4
ur shoter than dora the explorer
how about legally grab deez nuts
Nothing we can do, below 6 and it's over for boys
also napoleon is 5'6.5
Can't, too far down for me to reach
interesting its a different account tho hmmm
not the cheater discord
O*
they know ur a narc ur so obvious
shut UP
Did u guys hear something prob the wind
im the only fots who can pass off as a normal person
@strange skiffyooo
I'll shut very far up
@strange skiff I still don't have fots
At least it'll be high up from your perspective
get that rainbow pawn away from me
when I went to vote someone was trying to separate two lines and they said elderly people this way normal people this way and I never recovered
sames peeps
š
ppl didnt think twice and didnāt question
so are u elderly
I am 23 GO BACK TO CLASS
isnt elderly like senior citizen
Should I watch COB or the magnus tournament
yeah
Isn't 23 like a teenager
I am going to shower unlike yall
But u look like 50 year old aunt tbh
Your height says you're either 11 or 96, which is it

I was in the normal people line but the fact that they said normal was insane
im gonna hunt yall for sport
out of all the blocked words, strange that the server name is one of them 
69 with YO MOM
U are too short for any kind of sport except chess
I mean if ppl want to rat themselves out
Won't work, she's too tall for you hun
invite me to server
@fallen valleyDiss her in ur melodious voice
you should let her know then cause she clearly doesnt mind 
I wear heels !!! leave me alone !!!
mint server
dont promote the server tho pixel
heel
oh yeah fair
I'm on the phone rn, can't send voice messages
yeah just send me invite
i stg
sadge. If u need help in dissing her just ask chatgpt lol
imma go sleep
i merely define the word
Bye Anitta tc 
your servers dead
better than some servers
pixel has a server?
true
I hope one day kramnik acusses Magnus and Ding too
I hope Kramnik acccueses Karmnik as well
Ding's looking on kramnik like he will eat him
true
like, he accuses his old alt or smth even
Kramnik is just mad
I'm back
All my hommies hate kramnik
what did he do
Who won in this game
I kinda feel bad for vladimir
Right motivation just a wrong way of taking action into it
why you gotta violat
accuses everybody of cheating cause he's a garbage chess player
Personally as someone shorter than anitta I take offence
Anitta you're 4'11 on the dot
and you don't
Im running away
Ur 4'10
||YOU ARE TOO SHORT||
Laughing out loud
im 4 ft 5 guys stop
||3 feet loser||
Shorty
Lalalallaa i can't hear u
I forgot that you're actually 4'10"
Who pinged me
Anitta is 4'11 BTW not 5 1 she's lying
She specifically said she's 150cm
Either way im taller
Multiple times
No one cares
taller than you too
How did he win then
alpaca was named alpacakramnik
lol thats funy
new pfp
do u get the senior discount
Yooo
YOOOO
š
Thereās nothing wrong
meow :3
kai cenat is the gamer of all time
frr
bots
rip
oh hey its you
bot
I'm in love with this infinity chess thing but no one plays
bros grinding without grinding
How do u even able to open bot and play same time
@peak plank promoting cheating
nah I dont promote cheating
a bot makes the moves
it plays for you
hi dor
hi
oh fr?
no
meow meow
hey chat
ppl at ur rating r good at chess
bruv in hawking's book he wrote an entire chapter about the expanding universe but didn't even explain why, was it not discovered by then?
i have an nm as friends on cc and hes 2600 bullet. i watch his games sometimes. low key fun
what
he wrote about expanding universe but he didnt explain kinda makes no sense
i love Frank Ocean
Bruh
yeah, he just said all the galaxies are moving away from each other therefore universe must be expanding š
what the heck did you expect
lol
im pretty sure there is more than that
they have a mini magnuts pulling on their hair like ratatouille
Idk tbh Im brain dead I need sleep but I can't
no
@digital phoenixhow was ur tourney?
let him cook š£ļø
yeah, otherwise the cheaters wouldnt gambit their accs to be at ur lvl for 5 mins
they just good
sporadic cheating
died
lost ?
ja
what was rating change?
was unrated
i hurt my knee somehow, idk how, and there was a lot of stairs at school. š
Ah I see

i summarized it but yeah, it stated the 3 solutions for it that if it was static it would collapse under it's own gravity, he just mentioned antigravity scarcely but yea idk
didnt explain wtf is antigravity
its just the idea
of things going against gravity
why
what u mean why
why are they going against gravity
what the sol?
i mean why does antigravity exist and where does it happen
You know how regular gravity curves spacetime like putting an apple of flexible fabric right?
i'm aware
With antigravity the curvature is in the opposite direction
im pretty sure it expands the universe cz it could push galaxies apart
@here
yeah but what's the you know "condition" for antigravity
watb u mean
Negative mass perhaps
antigravity isn't in our solar system right? we aren't moving away from sun
Or exotic matter
why only among galaxies
U mean dark energy?
i don't mean anything i'm asking a question 
i think in a case of being real
uh?
what
Because the "antigravity" effect or dark energy in our solar system is too weak
This server is so big that it crashed my discord like 4 times
To have a huge effect
yeah pre much
so it doesnt really do anything
so it is everywhere but it's only effective among bigger masses?
yh
Its only effective when gravity becomes very weak
So very distant objects
Like galaxy groups
Like our local group and other groups
nerdy ahh chat lol
tbh, until theres more than a theory made by a guy in the suit, i dont wanna commit to any ideas.
also what is the nuclear fuel of stars, the book said when a star runs out of fuel it becomes a nuetron star or white dwarf, but what is the fuel except hydrogen
Hydrogen fuses in to helium
helium
i understand but what else
pre sure its the core
Helium into other heavier elements, and when the star hits iron, iron cannot be fused any more and the star collapses under its own gravity
so powers their nuclear fusion reactions
how did bro write that so fast
i wonder
wow wtf
yea but it expands if the masses have collision, then the energy will turn into extreme gravity and eventually black hole arises
I watched those astronomy videos countless of times
im saying how did u write it so fast
collapses under gravity isn't a black hole
like a star
I think it depends on the stars mass
i think i know what im talking about?
Wether it'll turn into a neutron star or black hole or white dwarf after its death
lmao
hyper bullet anyone?
im feeling good
the spanish is worse than 1. c3
lol im joking btw
yea u are very funny
am i wrong?
tf happened to ur bullet swear it was way higher
absolutely
tilted sadly
i meant blitz
š¢
so when a star collapses under it's own gravity it's a black hole?
in some prize arena I WAS GETTING DOMINATED DIFFERENT
ok i literally have a book open right now and that's not the case
it was acc hell
when the masses have a collision it will
How about a neutron star?
im trolling not for all
hawking said a blackhole is when a star gains so much mass light cannot escape it's gravity
and when a star collapses it's a "singularity"
i was trolling
Oh
mb foo
what u mean
gay
Idk
bro hawking looked handsome before he got disabled
True
i kinda felt bad for him
he had a crazy wife
i played Yoseph drew that game and that kinda messed me up ngl
which one
wym
IM guy right
yeah
maybe u would play better if u changed from e4 to d4 @woeful abyss
.
wasn't saying that to you xd
perhaps not, d4 requires more talent
no
yup. d4 requires more positionally understanding
I thought the minimum mass for supernovas was like 8 suns what is chatgpt yapping about
Oh ok
chatgpt can't do 1-d kinematics problems
thats why its the goat
How to make friends?
š i think you shouldn't be asking it about cosmology
look at the dudes in chess treaming 1 cwear shits gonna turn into a cult
It's 10 pm
idk man i can't tolerate this server's vc for more than 10 seconds
Tomorrow then
I go for walks
when is the candidates starting
its kinda crazy cz they are full devoted and take shit seriously like having head leaders and stuffconsidering they are like 25+
whats that
are they that kind of people that prep lines against players in a chess match?
candidates is the chess tournament to decide who's gonna play ding liren for the world championship
they started the goofiest cult called lion pigs expecting people finna join all adults
but yh
oh that
i might join that
Whatās that??
no
fr
Magnus
what u mean

i do
wait when is the canidates
2090
Next week
yo cow, wya
free robux pog
<@&745328830649991179> third time.
You're gonna be gone now
smh
NOOOOO I MISSED THE FREE ROBUX
im gonna screenshot this

no you havent im still here brother
Pro
WHO WANTS FREE ROBUXXX
free robux?? š¤š¤
cool

I need serious dirt on Asser
WANT FREE LASAGNA?? šš¤¤š„µ
Go to scam.lasagna.com to claim your prize š„³šø
Whoās up?
You are a snitch tho
WANT FREE LASAGNA?? šš¤¤š„µ
Go to scam.lasagna.com to claim your prize š„³š„Ŗ
now id take it
i love lasgna
@digital phoenix yo they love u
i would las your agna š„µ
what the flip
I wanna put my las in your agna š
@mods
Bro cant take simple tomfoolery
yeah thatās real lasagna
once more and iāll report for spam
aww man
<@&745328830649991179> constant message spam

did u dleete ur message
lol
meow
hi sirius
mrowww
I mean itās just stupid shit youād get timed for like an hour or six
bruh i didnt even know this
YEAH BUT THE SERVER WILL HAVE PEACE š
yayyy
:3
1400 blitz are so bad
there's cats here
falling for this stupid trap
Ne7 was better
or Qg5
i love chess
hi korus
its occupied by asser rn
lmao
im doing good, u?
good 2
also, what all do u know about yesterday?
what abt yesterday
lol, nvm then
smthn happened yesterday, but ima not speak on anything too too much
k
how was ur day tho š

it was nice
yea
korus
i have bad opinions, but like, only bad ppl say they are bad so they are actually good
like my openings
lol if he goes Ne7 then its worse, cuz will go Bishop takes on f 7 and there goes his queen
i wish i had image perms
i dont wanna connect my acc tho, cos who knows with how weird ppl r here
why dont u get trusted role
you do you
plus i also kinda like the pink of my name
people are gonna go to cc and add friend you
and thats really weird..!!
and then they are gonna message you ( they cant if you didnt accept)
and ask you do you wanna play a chess game
its weird when ppl follow me to other chats and insert themselves in a conversation
when it can happen here
@glossy radish be my witness š

just leave
lol alr
Hi bots
Yoooj
choclate is still here
I thought you were replaced with cupcake
what if bxf7+ ke7? i mean isnt that horsie kinda stopping the follow up? or tbh like yeah its winning, but idk is it survivable or am i just dumb?
Itās survivable but white should be winning yeah
in that case he cant castle but white is winning
and his king will be horrendous
yeah. i mean its blitz so winning is good, but who knows lol
he went King takes bishop and lost queen in the game
Yeah you trade queens develop queenside then castle queenside and gg go next
lol
i love traps like that
yea only works at this level tho, doesnt work at higher levels
it would have been any other queen gambit boring declined game
noooo no no
what line is that
lol i rotate my kingside knight like 5 times
stockfish considers Ruy lopez best opening for white
its funny
is that right
yeah fr
neurolink or pixel told me that when i asked i don't remember which one
what abt berlin
but lichess Considers ruy lopez the best
if berlin then i think its gonna be drawish
k
hi
lol
@umbral wind what time u finish work?
lmao i remember there was a tesla once in my city, did that from a parking lot, drive thru bushes, across the street and crashed into a window panel of a coffee shop
š what
such a fun game ( i lost -19)
Finally completed week 1
:3
ok im on too much of a tilt i should quit blitz
that gave me anxiety tf
ky??
yes thats me i think
what ok
wait in discord right???
im better fr
what
idk
GOD THIS SLOWMODE IS KILLING ME
wait i have nitro
huh
sounds cap asf
just be slim ez
theres this one dude ik
he doesnt really exercise afaik
but cuz hes so damn slim he managed to get a pretty high score in PE for basic things like push ups and stuff
that's what-
that's not how it works
NO BUT LIKE HE LITERALLY TOLD ME HES NOT
but like
yes they can be
but the reason he can do pushups is that he's strong
you're simply coping with that one
fr??
E
maybe he hasn't worked for the strength cause it's genetic maybe he just does sports but still
or maybe he's just lying to you and he exercises 
i thought like cuz theres not really that much weight to push around, it would relatively be easier
like how ants can carry weights thats like heavier than em
cuz physics and stuff
well it's easier compared to someone fat
yall gotta be my coaches fr
i need to make my butt bigger and also get disjointed limbs
fr
wtf
I MEAN LIKE DO SPLITS AND STUFF
disjointed limbs?
IDK THE CORRECT TERMSS
o yeah
shutup that word simply wasnt available in my brain atm
but it hurtsss
ikr im very smart
wtfššš
shes gonna get crippled
also i heard it's easier to improve your flexibility when youre like 8 or smth
š
im 8 mentallyšš
no
it's easier to be flexible when you're 8
like all 8 year olds are more flexible without doing anything than the average adult
o
i knew that
fr
are they dumb too
crap
i forgot the plural form of ky also means smth else
tried to type it and got warnedššš
yeah??
yes
SHES LITERALLY ME FR
or he???
it*
SHES LITERALLY ME
help
frick word also not allowed
SHES LITERALLY NOT ME FRICK
nope
wait i like em but not in that way
least masochistic comment
Yoo fr how to get a bigger but without going to the gym
fr
like give me the cheat codes
ik yall have em
what
how do i??
i dont like girls sexually
yes that

šš
damn be gay bro
then we can also bond over our common interest of liking boys
im not gay!!
are you gay??
be gay i wanna talk about boys
I like boys with a wave haircut and have clear skin, doesnāt matter if itās big or small,
ok
I've long hair. My skin is fair and I am 6'1 so girls like me but I just fear em
I mean not long hair
just a lil bit shorter than magnus
:3
The curly ones to be specific

I mean I wouldnāt date someone who looks like he hasnāt taken a bath in 6 days
well how about 7
š
finally some standards I fit fr
i love women
actually we have 2 things in common.
we love women and women dont love us
Yo?
šš
brutal
wth i just got anchored to some old ass msgs
weird ass discord
what
what
Hi friends
had a cringey 13 year pfp boy
Did you know asser is a disguised woman
no thats cap
Nuh uhh
CAP
Nice try catfish
LMAOOOOO
asser bro you are lowkey kinda falling for those
Tfym
It's kinda cringe
why would you even respond in the first place bozo
you KNOW its a catfish
I didn't
and also his name was robloxnoob with a boy pfp
Not the current pfp and name
I am witnessing a 14 year old trying to rizz
Its a cannon event let him be
what, yourself?
harsh turn
Wym
i got in a game with a 3050? W?
I dont get it
cheat harder in that one to win š„
Am genuinely confused
bud
i wouldnt take it tho
Lmfao i just tilted i might cheat
(Of course not)
aborted anyway
Did he have a title
:3
yh the gm guy whos playing rn
Oh no , everyone .. RUN!!
stfu
whats his name
Ha!,good one
RUUUN
please do so
idk i just saw his rating then aborted
why would you ever abort high rated players i dont get it
fr
those are easy to farm just draw with white
not to lose elo
no way
you barely lose any
only reason i have seen where 2600s abort 3000s is when the 2600 is soft cheating and dont want to get caught
i think i lose 2
no i didnt he didmb
oh ok that makes sense
fr
i would have ran
but now i changed my mind
Im motivated.
it was dmitrij just checked
Bro does not know
Hi :3
š
buddy its a basic sentence that aint a quote
i saw that you changed your nickname while mods were in chat, they didnt seem to care
It's a quote from vergil
Yes.
I played minecraft and terraria and dmc and pubg and codm and BTD6 and dead cells and PvZ 1 and PvZ 2 and brawlhalla and Stardew valley and BATD and blockmango and Efootball 2024 and master duel yu gi oh and fallout shelter and Among us
@grim edge
thats all I remember from the popular games

want more

hi :3
:3
THis explains a lot
him not me
Funny display name
yea ik
yours too
Are you femboy too :3
Hikaru bĆŖ like:
balls
okhe
Okhe
.
Bro thinks he is hikaru
Dead chat
1.) blud I aint hitting 2.) even better
That's racist
oh hell nahhhh ahaioo
True thats what im thinking too
Iām a girl staawpššš
cap

UwU :3
:3
you aint hitting blud
How do I hit blood?
Anyways. W chess.com community post.
be expert
I kinda wanna go to the gym rn
Aight bicep day it is
Yo isnt this the lady, asser was talking about
Walter white is a lady???
I hope you arent joking
I am not :3
"lady"
I mean i dont wanna be rude without further context i cant judge or assume
For now ill go with what asser said
that is NOT a girl
But if its actually a dude then he needs help
the catfish in question
What kind of mentally ill dude would pretend as a girl not only are you lying to other people but to yourself..kinda.idk disgusting
No. He is cute lil femboy :3
real
For free nitro in e-girl servers.
Yo am having a dejavu moment rn i feel like i dreamnt of this moment
š
If thats actually a real thing and not just social media joke then..augh
Nah this is just the third time I am saying the same thing
Get help
It's actually real
Oh thats relieving
They need therapy
My sugar daddy will pay for that
Also hello new member,enjoy your stay,are you interested in chess aswell? @rapid wadi
I AM BACK IN BUSINESS BOYS
Ha!,good one
Simp alert
Of course, itās why I joined this sever
You should not greet someone unless they connect.
Please excuse me,but refrain from calling me that,I'm not into those kind of stuff.
@rapid wadi check dms
Whats your elo
I also beat @rocky epoch in a game of chess
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you didnt

A wins a win little bro
you're too confident for a slip win
A wins a win
@rocky epoch lets play
later
now
Iām around 1100 -1200
the fake girl is so happy for a slip win lol
Im only 900 and was winning thats crazy
You just said the position was equal
How would you decide whether you would win or me
I won, end of story
lol ok 
ill play later and Destroy you since ill be more awake
Thats if you accept a rematch
bye now i gotta shower
Get ready to lose again
didnt lose from the beginning
I donāt usually play online chess but Iām a local tourney player
š
you're bad for a tourney player
Iām being a good sport and youāre acting like you were winning the whole game
Says the guy who lost
what


