#💬〡general-off-topic
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uh no?
1 and a half on bad days and 10 on good days. But 6 on average.
then I might mixed up with someone else idk
oh I sleep 16 hours on average
Today is the day I get high.
why not tomorrow
hiii mashy
haiii sirius
what’s up
Hi
hi
How r u
💀
5.7
what is that in cm
Yes
na uhh
don't now what that in fut is but im like 178,40cm
no its not she does this all the time
no its me
posts random girls in cc for attention
Cool
im taken
Huh?
Sorry 🫠
Thanks x
blondes can play chess?
They might manage a draw against martin
that's impressive
pepsi man
best game
The fact that martin learned chess to play with his kids and defeat them
Like how bad are those kids 💀
game of the 21st century: blonde vs martin
The final
better than you for sure
🚛
Hello frank
no
is this real frank
What no dont u remember me frank
im the only frank
i dont remember what i ate today
are you the famous frank?
but frank... we used to be sigma
my path is changing, arthur
i watch you everyday on twitch
ew
I broke the goddamn wheel
real
impressive you got to 1500 elo im so proud
Nice
Thanks
i got 1500 fide today
ew
me next
Why did u say that
yeah man thats really not nice of you
i didnt reply to you i replied to frank's ew
i didnt say ew
Yeah
ew
no i crossed it out it doesnt count
Anyways frank ifollowed you on twitch
ew
Is frank being silly again chat
how's gotham chess frank
no sillyness in here, move along civilian
Hi
sillyvian
civilian defense
Sigma gambit
why did u record me when i was taking a shower
stalker!!
yeah right?
Should we report this to the police
police wont do shit , report me to the animal cruelty thing
Peta
im tired i sleep
i filmed him without permission
nice selfie
Ok thank
Me
nice car u got
duchecat
you wanna flight?
what does it mean to be a human ?
1100 get's violently Bong clouded in the first degree https://www.chess.com/game/live/105056420615
































































1. e4 e5 2. Ke2 Nf6 3. Nc3 Bb4 4. Nf3 Nc6 5. d3 Nd4+ 6. Nxd4 exd4 7. Nb5 Bc5 8. Bf4 c6 9. Nc7+
Guys follow @icrchess on ig 🫶😅
uwu
Hell no
Im sure you love markets
:3
:3
POV: small size in USA
Its because of the channels ?
probably
idk why its such a big deal for them to just switch the channels like it once was
general being higher than chess talk
@chrome hornet , ive run into a problem that i actually dont understand
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Alr lock in
i never got into In
you can
is he banned for cheating tho
In r6s.
no hes not
then you cant do much
no one reported him
Natual log is just the inverse of exponential function e^x. Remember, if f is a function and g is its inverse, f(g(x)) is just x. So ln(e^x) is x and e^ln(x) is x
and they have no suspicion on his account but we have messages that prove he did
lmao
oh ight
classic meatball W
Ez
Now integrate lnx.
where did you come from
Still pretty chill, but we need techniques karmoni hasn’t learned yet to do that
Integration by parts
That usually comes after u sub
The other side.
I literally have the entire back side of my quiz review paper filled with equations
well not filled, just enough to say its kinda filled
oh shoot wait its upside down
and the camera quality ass
@chrome hornet explain this one for me rq (i got 100% in a twice in a row)
e^(2x)= (e^x)2
u= e^x du = e^x dx
integral becomes 1/(1+u^2) du
du= e^x??
Which is standard result for arctan(u)+C
how is the dx of e^x, e^x?
Derivative of u with respect to x is e^x.
Derivative of e^x is e^x.
this is confusing
So we’re trolling
im not even gonna hold you
I’m writing up the solution now, it’s just that you messed up, and I responded in a humorous way
Me when someone has a stick up their rear for no reason
wait wait wait chill
Mhm.
Mhm
he told me how to use intergals a little bit at first
this guy chill so chill
I'm chill. 😌
wait you are the guy that i was in a vc with right?
Just waiting for this guy to see i'm right.
Yeah.
My slumdog, look at the solutions
arctan = tan^-1
👍
The integral that they described is simply arctan(u) which you wouldn’t necessarily know starting off but would learn to remember
so e^x currently= e^x because thats just the dx of it?
and the equation that is there after we substituted for u is an arctan equation?
Yes, that exact integral is arctan of u or whatever variable you’re using.
are there anymore exact equations for intergals?
If y= e^x, dy/dx= e^x and dy =e^xdx
Yes, many
Bro tutors La glizzian mechanics
Hamiltonian chads rise up
The method used is u-sub which is done to primarily reverse the chain rule, when you pick something to be you, you also differentiate it with respect to the original variable so that the differentials match. For this question we chose u to be e^x, next we would need to find du which can be done by differentiating u with respect to du; 1 * du then we differentiate the other side (e^x) with respect to x giving e^x dx, so 1 * du = e^x dx. e^x dx is present in the integral already so we can directly substitue du for that expression, same with u = e^x in the denominator. The integrand we are left with is 1/(1+u^2) du, which would require you to know your trig derivatives because that is the derivative of inverse tangent of u.
Yeah, make sure to learn the inverse trig derivatives. There are six major ones and they are easily googlable
all of this is going to be in this class?
i better be getting a shit ton of college credits
In a regular course of integral calculus, definitely
Lmao it’s a lot yeah but it does give two entire classes in some cases
ima ask my counselor
You only need to know these three.
can I send someone a picture about chess.com I guess I'm just dumb so its not a aserious thing.
For the co versions, you just need to make them negative.
Ex: d/dx[arccos] would be the negative version of d/dx[arcsin] which is in that image.
I mean on dms
aw maths
Math(s)
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Dont. They will spy on you @worthy zephyr
They will steal your elo

300 elo
Chat is this loaf I baked a W or an L
share
i meant the food
don’t
he's right
don't bother, chess is a waste of time
I love wasting time
Why do u think i have discord
you don't understand, you should just quit before you realize how miserable you'll become
Anyone want to play chess with a bet?
Says the 500 elo and climbing
?
meow
seriously what do you mean by this
Very clear words in English
Anyone want to play chess with a bet?
you edited your message
you want to gamble?
Typo
Tf?
lmao
Yes im here
Send minion
Ain't you the guy who was streaming that steamy stuff in vc.
@cursive pawnThis guy was streaming steamy stuff in vc a dew months ago.
ok
ok
ok
I'm coming to our apartment rn.
Im already in the wall
Good i have food
No cr in apartment
You need to treat me like a princess or there will be dubious implications for your domicile.
Ill take you to hawaii
Hello
Anyone alive?
@wise mortar
Hi
Hello
I am
Hru
Good
Since I misunderstood what our professor told us to review and ended up spending my time memorizing something that had nothing to do with the actual test,tough I got her to put it off up to 2 weeks ahead
And wby?
Ok
It was roughly 60 pages that we had to go over thoroughly
What about you bro?
Life's been good for ya?
Ok
👍
hi
Happy Holi my Indian brothers and sisters!
Count ur days lil bro
💀
meow
No you
We is 💯
THEN STUDY
We is 🙏🙏🙏
Happy holi
Studying kinda gae
Gender studies
thats the most stupid thing ive heard
It’s a thing tho
yeah ik
What is that
U know whats stupid?
How cute you are habibi
fun fact my football team is named habibi
Nice
Anyways
Who else can I hit on
Im feeling especially cute today
@lament jacinth
Already did
Please no
Who else
@stable mirage
Im sirius bout u habibi
Sorry what
@silk stag rizz @minor spoke up
😭
@frank flicker
U know what they say
Hi
The blacker the berry
Bro pinged the wrong dude
failed
@stable mirage
The sweeter the juice
Sour
Well yeah
But we'd be pretty sweet together
Uwu
hi
Sour and sweet makes sweet n sour grapes
Me and you makes for a sweet team
number 7 is termed as a lucky number according to current standards
Yeah but younger me found it hot
in casinos, the greatest reward is on no. 7
Grapes make alcohol
its just a no.
cristiano
I wanna get drunk with you
Just like the doc
No one can do it better
huh
Watch ur liver Livy 
I wanted to hit on people and welcome said u were okay to hit on
Uh
Id lose my liver if I can live by ur side 😉
I think I have 32k messages now
Send
Holy
Oh
On this server
Ull lose ur side without a liver
How
But u can still be my sidepiece
Believe me
Im a trust fund baby
Idk what that is. Is it like learning about male and female anatomy 😭
Worst uni course
its like learning about lgbt, braindead, all that shit
Is it okay if I make a quip about this message which is obviously a bait for my rizz
You make like $0
like why do people have 47 chromosomes
How many chromosomes do dragons have anyways
??? He's talking about some gender studies. I genuinely don't know what that is
And does collecting chromosomes make one stronger?
Could I perhaps become a dragon if i collect enough chromosomes?
10
I wanna make a vulgar joke about what you said
or 14
how is everyone
So if I get that much chromosomes I become a dragon?
How is u
dragon deez
u already have more u need to lose some
wrong grammar, you should say 'How are you?'
how is the you doings?
I will do you one better, what is u
I have two
Male and female
i will do you one better, why is u
What are u?
did u fail biology
are you starfire from teen titans who keeps saying 'the'
I guess he did
The
I don't like biology but had to study it
Oh my gawd
How'est thou day
Can I call Liya lili from now on?
LILI
IM DOING GUD THABK YOU
Thy maketh i completos
archaic english
Okay nerd
blitz
Milady
Rapid>
i need to see more rizz coming from u
No
Rizz deez nuts
Hey bb how u doin
go rizz liya more
Bro switched teams
Ill be with u always Lili
Ew
Lili 😭
Crazy
Lil Shwarma
U Muslim?
Lili habibi
U look fine milady
Lil BB
U look real pretty
Im in a sun cult
Purdy*
Shakespeare got nothing on this guy
I’m eating something want to see?
Ok
No thas gae
Minion gif
I wanna take a part in your life
Bb ;>
Good time to leave and not come back until livy is gone
See u lili
Ill be with u till the end
Lili Habibi
That's it im calling in back up
Am on fire
first to ping mods wins
So hot rn
@glass kiln take care of him please
@stable mirage
@wise mortar pls tell server owner he a cutie patootie
uwu
I cant flirt with him rn
Am flirting so hard wit Lili
Im not taking order from u vivi
AHHH
Hi sisi
Dont mention that name to me
Even once
I miss vivi
Fck u
Her eyes and the way she talk
No one misses viv
She a nasty mfer who screws people over
viv
Also
She made me fail my math exam
Vivi come back to me
Yeah
Viv
Octavia
I can’t move on
why u blaming people for ur own stupidity
😮
Cuz she said I needed to vc her so I coulsnt study
u had the whole year to study
Cuz if I didnt vc her Id be neglecting our relationship
No
I had to hang with her
All year
No friends. No school. No life
lmao wheres ur common sense
Plus she was like 19 and I was 14
And what if she wasnt even a she
wtf
What if viv was a guy
were u edating
Yes
She lived like a state away but we never met up
@lament jacinth
damn ur a loser
Were
Wait 🤣
knew u couldnt pull irl
Definitely not me
what
I could too
hello
yeah ik but u see that 19 and 14
Hi
Certified vimun moment
Like
There were 3 girls that asked me out
Cuz all the other duds had dates
London system or french
french
And duds are a minority
London
THIS AINT CHESS
THIS IS GENERAL
GET THAT OUTTA HERE BOY
It's for everything
no its for off topic only
general off topic = everything doesn't matter

I like london, french stank
go ahead and try
yes
rules say no
Go ahead
But not chess
bro 💀💀
what are u a nerd
Channel says off topic dummy
no im a guy
Get that shit outta here bozo
leave lil bro
im probably older than you
But u still lil
doubt it
how old r u
old enough for ur mom
ur free to believe whatever u want
I dont take it from kids
Yeah no
Bro cant joke bout moms cuz u aint got one
yap yap yap
I dont remember ordering a yappachino
I agree
Womp womp
Mfw dud sounds like 3 kids disguised in a trench coat
Anyway what's the secret to getting 130k messages
Have no life
Womp womp
im 140k now
I yap so much but apparently not enough
Be like me
give up on life
Real
Hi caca
Good at math and taller
Well I dont remember askin for a blowie neither but ur mum provided
Im Probably taller than you
I am lebron son
<@&745328830649991179>

oh no
Yap yap
why is bro falling baxk on height are u insecure
<@&745328830649991179>
What a snich
baxk
Time me out or ban me
ban is better
I got 3 discord accounrs and I can very much join again
i mean what can mods do
Bro dig his own grave
What ur mum said when I whipped it out last night
real
<@&745328830649991179>
Not like mods can find his alt
<@&745328830649991179> wake up
hes allowed to create accounts
Yeah no that aint a grave when you can fet out with many accounts
ip ban
Like
12 google accounts
These dumbos keep pinging
server cant do that
Vpn dumbass
@stable mirage
discord might be able to but hes not doing anything wrong
It's automatic 🙏😭
Just use incognito or vpn. Server can't ip ban anyways
it doesnt auto ip ban
it does
Nope
ive had a server before , it does
what
i feel like we are talking about different things
Nthng
Title of your sex tape
<@&745328830649991179> this is outrageous
Mods are asleep rn
Are you acoustic?
There are many kids here
ping the mods ping the mods
im gonna ping the Stronger
Bad idea
@digital phoenix mods
Why they here fckwad
They aint supposed to be.
which is
Bro losing his mind
how much it might cost a coach?
Anitta online admin
Title of your sex tape
u ping admin ur getting banned btw
no
Her name isn't Anitta
varies, go ask one
whatever
@lament jacinth mods ban him
@strange skiff mods are asleep this guy keeps harrasing people
@glass kiln ban XYZ
also she has server mod role
Im pro
damn the demons got him
Not connected = insignificant opinion
@flat kraken
we do not care
Pink names be doing this type a shit everyday and they dont get reprimanded
Womp womp
Well Im sick of u stupid name color havin ass thinkin yall have an opinion
womp womp
There is an invisible message on my screen. Hmm seems like an unconnected account is yapping again
We aint singin
We bringin drama
Fck u and yo mfin mama
I don't remember ordering a yappachino
Cappuccino*
Ur mum didnt order me neither but I came packin
@flat kraken
0 grammar 0 spelling
1 million mistakes
Title of ur sex tape
Fr
i cant stand this autistic guy
You got a problem with autism kid?
Woah there bud
<@&745328830649991179>
Because that's against the rules
<@&745328830649991179> this guy agreeing with something bad
Also look at the message above
why making you fun of autistic kid
yeah thats calling for a ping
You literally just asked me if i have autism 🙏😭
<@&745328830649991179> making fun of autism
well do you?
I never did that
💀
i’ve met one person with autism they were nice asf
nuh uh
acoustic guitar
I don't remember asking about any condition.
me and everyone knows what he mean you cant deny 😂
Maybe learn to read 🙂
u have to assume
i have a 3/4 size acoustic guitar 
Nice
you can say what you want , mods know what theyre doing
uhhh thats very questionable
Mods have a functioning brain.
(That's a lie btw)
Making fun of mods?
yes
yes
yes
another reason to mute
@fallen valley peanut sized brain 
Read rules yapper
dw deep we love u
I have no friends someone help
rules says you need to respect others
get off discord
pls stop seeking attention and leave
I think most people have discord
@cedar osprey it's your move noob (respectfully get good)
What I just asked for advice
@digital phoenix i absolutely think you are a fool and you should get better at basketball and skating
u come here asking that every day, when people give u advice u refuse to take it, get lost
im better at basketball
no i am
Lasagna is overrated food.
Refuse to take it when?
I agree
get off discord
yeah lasagna is disgusting
Spaghetti >>>>
It's 1030pm
ur disrespecting me i’m pinging mods
Spaghetti >>>>
It'd 10:28
(With meat balls)
mods they’re being disrespectful
It's 7:28
😒
Disrespectful bozo
he’s right
Where u live hawaii?
Moe
No
Where
Hi! I offer chess lessons 300 dollar per hour. DM me for more info
#the trash
too cheap
I'll have to pass
i dont wanna say
That's disrespectful. I'll report you.
Why does it matter
That's disrespectful. I'll report you.
What would change if i tell you?
that's disrespectful. ill report you
That's disrespectful. I'll report you.
disrespectful*
I want to know where it is 730
schizophrenia jumping in
<@&745328830649991179> joking about mental health.
Somewhere in the world
🙂
i said schizophrenia jumping in
Where
Where's the joke 😂😂
I found it funny.
in a country
That's disrespectful. I'll report you.
7:30 PM or AM?
Europe
No
Australia
No
Are you interested in paying me 600 per hour?
Middle East asia
I would do 90000000 per hour
thats minimum
yes
Typical 12 y/o kid response.
did i ask ? No, do i care? No
You just did
yea i feel like u dont have any money at all no offense. have a good day!
what's even your elo
im 3500
For wanting 300 per hour
2400+ blitz
i can coach u to 2200
very pro chess
You’re rude as hell so no meme for you
im 3800 while cheating, ur kinda mid ngl
i offer more than just chess lessons. i offer psychology and life advices, meditation and so on that will boost ur creativity. i'm teaching u how to look at the board in a different dimension
i didnt want a meme
"anyone can become a GM "
we all start somewhere
admitting cheat? Ill ping mods
Sure you didn’t 💀
get on my level https://tenor.com/view/cat-hammer-annoyed-giant-gif-24029759
guh
i wanna ask london or french better , your rating 2000-2199 so you probably know
L bozo 
french is better
you can't really compare the london and the french
No
@clear night i love you
"i offer pseudo-spiritual nonsense that wont go beyond the placebo effect. i'm no better than an andrew tate tier huckster"
also one is white one is black
London is the best opening in existence
london can be played in black
How do you compare a white opening with a black opening it doesn’t make sense 💀
Are you 200?
London can be played in black tho??
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which is better london or wayward queen
you seem to be blinded by society and capitalism
even then it's completely different
How yall not know
WYwRd queen attack
1.f3 better
why wywrd
No , my question is simple , what's better?
you seem like a huckster trying to make a quick buck by selling nonsense lol
London
a key broke
id make wayward work
wayward queen, here ive got a video if you want
perhaps give me a chance?
wayward queen makes Opponent Develop while you're still moving your queen
London is a white opening only
youre a noob bro
ok wait how do you play the london as black cna you give the moves
sure thing
you dont know shit about wayward queen
I actually don't know how to do it lol
You’re trying to argue with a guy that plays that and still wins as a 2200 💀
all you saw about it was gothamchess video
nope, you sleazebags are all the same and you always sell nonsense advice that seems like it says a lot more than it does to get a quick buck
hardass quote
why would i need a quick buck when im already way above wealthy
@orchid sun I love you
i love you too
His rating 917
lmao and there comes the bs "you could be like me, i'm wealthy off my own advice and i want to share it with you" get a new script man
Thanks for meme but not funny
How can I write in the improvement channel? It just shows a link to this channel
Oh is he another guy
lock in
1bcbcbcb is 2200
@flat kraken could u send me a meme? thx in advance
seems like u have trust issues. i suggest seeking professional help!
agree
@maiden mesa what does that mean
Typical 100 elo chat
real
typical 400 elo chat
you'll know once you're where you belong
Fake
@jaunty kindle
i smell racism
Geiler typ hast bestimmt viele freunde
Danke schön! :)
Ah ja
Nein, das tut er nicht
gogla țrabşl
Hello
Then you lack communication skills and knowledge about social cues.
!eng
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!uwu
out of all people you choose me
Please only wear dresses!
!:3
you're racist 100%
!eng
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hßy
Sure kid. Come back when you are atleast 13.
im 15
I agree with you
lets stop racist accusations and start playing chess
Ewww chess
#💬〡chess-talk please
Not u lili
Still don't go to school?
Oh my gosh I'm raising this chat so well
This is general-off-topic. Learn to read.
nevermind @wise mortar lets play chess
No i am too good
are you blind or blind
RAHHHH
General means talk about all topics.
Werent you the one denying that 15 minute ago
Off topic means take the focus off the main topic. That being chess
No, but you are clearly not smart enough.
IQ battle
Nope
you're clearly creating rules for yourself
lying twice
maybe get educated?
Nerd fightttt
Be get educated
Guys quick shield yourself
maybe learn english?
You're special.
Oooo
"magbe"
i am dont worry
Personally I wouldn't take that
fr
Twist his rook!
dawg
Do they not have schools at your place? Clearly you didn't go to one.
Grab his rook and twist it
Take his queen and checkmate
:3
crazy funny
Every country has schools
But are you from an isolated town or smth?
you clearly have an undeveloped brain
Gentlemen end it in chess board
even lonely towns got schools
*You clearly have an undeveloped brain.
??
Oh my gosh do both of you have lives to attend to or what
Ooh getting spicy
schizophrenia jumping in
Get a room guys
Oh wait I forgot to they didn't teach you how to communicate.
You know I do.
That one made my humour receptors tingle
you're blind
For distraction
yore*
or dumb

Fight fight fight fight
Y’oure*

Very interesting use of words. Clearly I can see your idotictiy and lack of knowledge. Hence, I am not blind bbg.
Ah cheese cake im hungry
Two incels battle
Who will win

You're 4'10, 17, and bad at math :3
I almost died while reading this mess
Bro you didnt
wait fr?
Clearly you didn't learn how to read.
4 '10 is beyond midget
Lili is not a dwarf
Yes
She is a hobbit
It's actually slightly above midget
purrr
thats kinda sad
Hobbitses
guys what is Aracka kramck saying i cant read
meOwO
Sup
I have u know midget Is 147cm and under. I'm 149cm
hi
Lets all be friends, happy ending
You can't write either 
Hii
dawg thats bad
chat seems active at 2 am apparently lol
More friends= more femboys
Nuh uh
guys i canto writo howo too writoo
Time zones
This is why I am with Adelynn
im like a ruler more than u
He stank
But he cute

how do you get the study group role?
Bruh
i won the tournament since he stopped replying
f u
You too
Oh no you didnt

ask doofus
🙏
NO
yo?
NO NO NO
☝🏿
you wanted it
No
for the role or the instructions on how to get the role lol
you did
I will call the server owner guys don't test me
I didn't have to reply since you proved my point yourself. But I see no gain in continuing this argument. I would rather not waste my valuable time talking to imbeciles.
@glass kiln
Ooohh dont let him talk u like that
YOU CALLED HIM FOR ME
Lets just eat our food and stop fighting
Your pfp is food
or in other words , you just cant talk back
Also i never proved your point but since the Message is above that none would see it you're just saying that to act cool
Liya may be chinese.
Dont eat the kitties 😭
Apparently so
to ban
I have before actually
Damn liya im disappointed in u
They taste better than dogs that's all I can say
Wtf