#💬〡general-off-topic
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i will slide into your dm
I attract mosquitoes

i’m 14 chill
even better

miner is the best card in clash royal
Aren't we all
no i’m a true miner
Im 28 guys
You have 13 years of experience i assume
i was digging tunnels 🥱
self defense ain't comfort 💀 💀 🗿
more like fourteen but wtv
real im dissapointed in you
what would u know buddy 💀
uhm
i have became a surgeon since i was in my mother womb
did u practice
inside the womb
😭
yea i rearranged her organs for my dad
wait i cant make a joke nvm
😭
she said it was too small
i said that too
What

yea thats why i provide you with bigger tools
tyty
may i slide into your dms
To be fair if it's too big you can't wear anything other than pants
no sir stay away 
bros speaking from experience
Have faith in exponential growth

uhm she's 14
i can confirm
that’s the only shit i understood in maths
wait what does that have to do with that
okay who are you
undercover American spy?
it's alright, don't worry
okay
Maths is easy though just learn formula
no i’m v
And apply it
V buck
me fr
said every 8th grader ever
💀
Gimme 
what’s the hardest part
i spent $42 on mc donald on my friends today
me when i see kids
I've done 10th papers please
you when you see me?
yes
Mcdonalds is mid bk better
especially that cow
WHAT
Mods?
what
what
i love milk, make me tall
🥛
You can download mods on the steam workshop.
wait
Ok.
u indian right?
i’m doing maths hold on
Most avid milk drinkers are under 5'9.
= 5 feet
Narc spotted.
@median token ???
anyway, i thought you were but probably im tripping
💀 bruh
I am

help
but that statement was the average 8th grader statement ngl, you're doing basic maths if you say shit like that
yeah 10th grade maths is easy asf, although i can show you questions you wouldn't be able to do
Why's everyone always got something yo say about math.
but not in syllabus probably
I got some concrete evidence on you
do IIT level math and feel real hell
chilllll
mid
i’m chilling
nice joke
Give me vbucks and I won't call mods
no how about illegal dtugs
yep, it's not hard, probably why it's the hardest exam in the world ( 2nd hardest cause gaokao)
More evidence but nah
Gaokao math isn't hard either.
I'll need vbucks
you can have me
what grade are you lmao
I don't like people I need my vbucks
or which college i should ask if you say it's easy
I AM VBUCKS DIPSHIT
I'm in university.
which one
Why?
Send it to my account
better be in one of the top ones if you think iit is easy
I'm not in India.
i’m right here
any top university
im him
I got into top ones but didn't go because of cost.
I need that in my account not here, I have my epic games linked send or else
moo
Cornell, Northwestern and Stanford.
all have 10x higher accpetance rates than iit 
Iit harder than stanford
And.
yo mods we being blackmailed 😪
I wish I was American

meaning if you can get into stanford doesn't mean you can get into IIT
Just because your colleges are nitpicky doesn't mean they're automatically better.
buddy, our colleges look at one and one thing only, your grades in the entrance exam
Iit is ruined due to reservation
Yeah because not everyone is a tryhard that cares about their school's name for a BACHELOR'S.
true
men ☕️
Yeah exactly. Soulless institutions.
I don't really know what caste I am but I'm marked as general so

they get insanely good job opportunities because of the reputation of IIT and the engineers they produce
google CEO is an iitian pretty sure
If you get IIT you can get a job anywhere to be honest
everyone is a tryhard here btw
I'm aware.
Haha buddy you need to experience it
it's not easy, you're the only one who can't acknowledge that lol
I don't want to join your rat race of memorization.
anyway i don't wanna waste more time
LMFAO
Getting into it is hard I bet.
yeah that's enough discord for today
But the math sections are not.
I spent ¾ of my day staring at books, that's not easy I tell you
Buddy i aint that kind of person,ew😭😭
Every single day
Uh huh. Maybe learn better.
nah we know witty. we know everything
Dialing 911
No its because getting even 40 marks is hard
Howd you know? 🤨

;sku
Calling someone dumb because they study long hours is so not halal mode
Dude you look alike my friend
You did now
damn who’s that
My friend
no no no no
🔥
Saying that it's your fault getting a certain marking is hard doesn't equate to being called dumb.
HOW HE’S MY BOYFRIEND
Also it's better to study beforehand so you don't suffer
WHAT
You can be "smart" and occasionally miss things, no?
@stuck kestrel hey bbg..
How tf I got 79.2 acc two times in a row
@frozen plume
bro stop 😭
What
who’s the cutie on the left
WHAT
I understand that 👍👍
switches the photo
Lmfao!
The name's janro
,
Caught it 10 minutes ago lol
he looks punchable
Asking the mods to turn this into a sticker fr
Frrrr
i can do it
nah
Bro no,he's been with me from rough time for 4 years

even better
bro kinda weird
string theory. explain it
ewwww
like who post images of themselves in public servers
Truee
i’m talking abt the theory
where particles are replaced by 1 dim strings
give me a recap
😱
the amount of times i have answered this question is kinda annoying
It's a great theory bit particles better
dawg
jeez sorry smh. i was just tryna have a convo with someone else who understands or at least is interested in string theory
the thing is that most people even asking me the question act like they understand it
bruh
oh alr
sheeeesh mb
what a bitch. bye chat
i mean i aint wrong 99%
Quantum Chromodynamics🗣️🔥🗣️🔥
buddy didnt u pretend to be a girl?
i have some draws too
@native skiff Guy didn't want to help you btw.
all are anime characters tho
why tf
help what
not he gay or some shit?
Mid drawings but ok
Gjooo
fortnite tournament
Maybe.
He was even with me when i was cosplaying:o
(Just sharing)
Something.
alr yeah if u said that shit earlier i would have never asked
i think im alr now
i know how to do most questions up to like the last 2
mb thoguht u were talking abt me
You should be fine if you get stuck on things you could ask and id try to help.
im pre pre alr for now but sure
Pre
pretty i meant
not mid if you know how the actual character looks like
I see.
I kinda wanna take a shit rn
Nobody asked
yh i really want to win a godal medal
Go play chess
Mmm I see.
You will never
i think it would be the ulti flex
Shut up loser.
I'm better
trust
chat my nitro ended rip
BHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dang
u know tao?
the only loser here is you
Aren't you 14
Ok kid.
Perfect time getting my gold medal on chess next week,gonna use it as a profioe
im 1 year old
Terrence?
you wont know
Youre 14
thats kinda weak
yh
You're * and what about that??
Mhm.
Why did you reject me thouh
Everyone's got a place
what u mean
Go play chess
so?
Stop being a weirdo
It always the small thing that matter till we slowly go for the big things
My head about to explode so no
real quote
I'm not you are
like u went to his classes
If i get my medal next week ill have 2 medals by this year!
No.
School chess tournamentd are a steal 2nd strongest player is like 1100
Fake not me
Sal Khan was my teacher for the basics.
shut up loser
fair
I have insane evidence on you stfu
im vsing yaacovn
So true.
mums
hmm , evidence of what??
I'll show you later
almost 3000
@warm spindle u see?
See what?
my match
The picture? Yeah.
🙏🏿
bro
Dont talk about elo please
yeah?
🕐
maybe when i sleep , my head is exploding
Excuses.
is that my old pfp
why would i be scared from a 498
I'm sick right now, and I would still destroy you.
Maybe because you're ducking a match??
im in like the hardest lobbies of all time
this is fr
Brion.
1100 having a bad day can be beaten by a 400
i haven't slept since yesterday
let me focus up
It's 9am
Dawg stop making excuses.
you chose not to duh
yeah
Actual rat.
im not in the mode to play chess at all
why make excuses out of it?
why force myself to play when i dont want?
Neither am I.
idk seems like a fair match to me?
This guy will do everything to be all badk no bite.
Well , after all , im not a 498 elo , am i?
Bark*
badk
Yeah. You're definitely a kid.
Asser is an edge lord sigma Chad frrr
I just know assers 10 irl but I don't have evidence
ur not an 1576 either, stop being mean to lower rated ppl
He is much smarter than you stfu
dead ass won
Why would i be mean without a reason , you just jumped in the middle of a conversation
@cursive pawn 🧏♂️
crazy
this is how the conversation started

before it
ok let me read it
Oh you mean when I called you a loser for saying someone couldn't get a gold medal?
@slate owl
learn jokes
Sorry bud. But it's true. That's what losers like you do. Put other people down.
:3
💀
hmm
@rocky epoch you up for the match in vc?
you were picking fights on the other guy?
Not now..
They're waiting
Like when?
u were being a loser lowkey
Tomorrow
🐟
hi ok
Why though
Helo
hi are you ok?
We are finished
I hate repeating
Good evening.
But why doe
I left campus. We are separated.
Good morning
Wait 3 minutes.
ok
Blud couldnt wait
You're the one who said it.
I said you should leave?
Oh no I thought you were talking about
Midnight. Like you couldn't wait to say good morning.
I meant u couldnt wait to leave
Na id rather stay.
error
Did u even pack ur stuff or u just left
I packed right after my final yesterday then left today.
ok
Thanks you too.
Yall welcome
I haven't been on Playstation in YEARS.
Last time i was on ps it was ps 3
What country r u from again?
Idk why i guessed either that or Iran.
Racist
Howwww.
Its ok no problem
Ok can you give me 50 dinar
Ill give u 50 riyal
kuwait
Ok
@cursive pawn My aunt lives in kuwait too
Tell her to not visit
My friend in school came from Kuwait lol
.50 dinar is 5 riyal 
You can buy groceries for 70 dinar
1/2 dinar is 5 riyal
why not
0.5 is the same
Cuz we have a cat that eats aunties
½
0.50 fils
I heard It's really hot in kuwait
Haha I didn't know that thansk
Riyadh has global warming rn
Not yet
It reaches 50 degress celcius in peak summer 12 50
Yes
14 pro max
Nice
So then 2 dinar = 1/5 riyal
How did u calculate that
Invert the ratio u gave.
So you finally want to play?
im gonna be 50% worse than normal but lets play since im bored
Ok
or cz ur fasting
Ok
Both
No.
@cursive pawn do you actually want to watch or nuh.
he wont if you stay so long
Nah just tell me who won
Alr.
Unrated right?
Duh.
Link doesn't work tho , ill send
Really made it Rapid.
We are now seeing lots of leaked Mike Tyson training footage on social media, and most people will think that Iron Mike still has the knockout power in his punches. In reality, it is easy to make short training clips doing great on the mitts and on the heavy bag. Mike Tyson could be in trouble with his fight against Jake Paul if he got hit by a ...
@cursive pawn Who will win?
Draw
@stuck kestrel sup bbg 😎
True but tyson is 57
Yeaaa but it's tyson.
Even if Tyson is 57 joke Paul is so bad
good game
Draw.
you're not a 498 tho
even better than that
i lost tho
Choke bullying 900’s
she not even 498 she higher
gg i guess
Someone call Starky.
nice way to win a pawn
i knew you arent a 498 after that one
Soy.
@warm spindle wanna play another game
but lemme be white
@warm spindle also what's your real elo
dangg
Mmmmmm. No you didn't.
yh
If i'm playing another game.
yes i did
i did nice in my opinion then
Either bullet or blitz.
ok blitz
I wasn't thinking.
you played best moves tho
Mhm.
he tryna cap like he aint all of that
I need to get better
someone at ur level can beat you tho
Wth is this
what the flip
You know what's worse than a bunch of ants in ur pants?
A bunch of uncles
Shimmy shimmy yay shimmy yay shimmy yaa
ants are more annoying
Uncles are more hot
ay what's that bro
UheRd me
..
Yeah
@glass kiln give me admin
shut up
Woah
AHHHH SO MANY CAT PROFILES
car
meow
meow
Yo can anyone tell me how trusted
also there is 15 minutes at the end of the day left for shower
OH
Hello my favourite woman
meow
:3
hi
@hallow gate your knight has found another princess
/connect
Uwu
This is the Chess.com profile of add1cted_chess_player. Take a look!
Name: Chess (add1cted_chess_player)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 442 (597 peak)
Blitz: 252 (462 peak)
Bullet: 100
aren't you like a 9th grader
Google peak
It's the highest point your rating has reached
basically my real rating??
No
or smth like that
No my rating
Your real rating is where you are right now
so its 442
Typical 400 chat
Your real rating is where you are consistently
Typical German
How do I post an image here
/uwu
gg
gg
wsg
Im IIT aspirant
🚬
What happens when I send a link here, does it gets deleted?
Why dont u try it
Link of what
Good suggestion
you're still in 9th
iit aspirant is 11th
I have no regard of l8fe
I've solved rd Sharma twice
sounds like something a 9th grader would say
which grade
Eh
8th, 9th and 10th,
I'm him

It isn't free time it's my daily routine
Exams ended so I have some free time
I don't have friends
@wild kite wanna play
blitz sure
ok 3/2?
okay
inving
This is the Chess.com profile of heyimbadfr. Take a look!
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1578 (1690 peak)
Blitz: 1302 (1764 peak)
Bullet: 1237 (1434 peak)
oh that user? ok
you just gotta play a lot and do puzzles
it seems impossible to get that good now, but u will reach eventually
bruh i tried to delay checkmate because i was torturing my opponent but it failed and its a draw :/
i should have probably not delay checkmate and just did it correctly
Hahaha
play me next time rated please @oak cliff
😩😩 something about Adelynn
The masculine energy gets to me
Real?
every "female" discord user
I am a girl dm me
Dmed
Can someone analyse this match for me ? https://www.chess.com/live/game/104932840125
































































1. e4 d6 2. Nf3 Nf6 3. Nc3 g6 4. d4 Bg7 5. Bc4 O-O 6. O-O b6 7. a4 Bb7 8. Re1 c5 9. d5 Nbd7 10. e5 dxe5 11. Nxe5 Nxe5 12. Rxe5 Ng4 13. Qxg4 Bxe5 14. Bh6 Bg7 15. Bxg7 Kxg7 16. Re1 Bc8 17. Qe4 Qd6 18. Qxe7 Rd8 19. Qe4 Bf5 20. Qe2 Qd7 21. Nb5 Re8 22. Qd1 Bxc2 23. Qc1 Bxa4
I am a minor excuse me
Black won
Yes I won
Yes
But I wanna know if the last 2 moves were good
nope
sorry no I think you are in the wrong server no one plays chess here💀
We all play squash man u r in wrong server
Hello
We don’t do chess here sorry
hello
Back from my day out. Found Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky. But ended up settling for Diary of a wimpy kid instead. Also had taco bell for the first time. I can confirm that it does not give you explosive diarrhea.
lmao true
you read diary of a wimpy kid?
SAMEE
bro whys greg still a middle schooler💀
It's part of the lore. In Diary of an Awesome friendly kid, Rowley says that Greg told him that he doesn't age.
ohh
it would kinda be fun to see how he would be like in high school lol
anyway I gtg
Alright bye.
Damn I have the entire collection of those books
Diary of a wimpy kid that is
Okay
Shush Jokbar
Ok
How's the colour blind theme btw
Good boy
I never tried it out
Ok
Good boy
its ok i gave up
?!
Most likely the second one
Does anyone here stream their own chess games aswell?
I haven’t read any of the new ones my ‘collection’ is the ones I got as a child
The getaway
Is it harmful to eat my peeled off skin?
no just gross
cause i said so
I am not a dirty greased monkey like you

got me there
Ahh it's called "The Getaway"
The addiction and divorce part only exists in fanfic. He is still in middle school in canon.
How many languages can you all speak
all of them,just tell me what i need to say
High pigment skin colour people's alternative name
KFC customers
Now say it in French
KFC clientes
In chinese
bing chilling
:3
Balls
عملاء دجاج كنتاكي
no kfc
:3
balls
i love balls
The voices in your head are lying
mods please ban this man
i didnt do nuthin fr
You filth
First time i have ever seen an lgbtq supporter not break the world in half for someone callin em the "wrong" pronoun 
probably because im an undercover dude catfishing but fr
damn, those guys must be really strong
Uwu
relatable
WANK
🥴
wank
Into the nuclear bomb
Meh it took me quite a far
yoo
🥴
@eternal sigilIf you need to ping mods use the server mod @ don't randomly tag people thanks
<@&745328830649991179>
sorry
Daily can you unban Vlad? He asked for a ban the other day now he wants an unban
Too late
Cool I’ll ask chesswind
Why ask for ban if no want ban
Unbanned.
Bruh
You still hasn’t changed my nickname lol
Thanks
Don’t ask I’m just dumb
Ban dumb
Next time we won't unban though.
Ask for a timeout if you want to focus on an exam or something, that gets released automatically.
my battery getting low
sup
Loool I forgot about that
Okay
Wait why was he even banned
Cus he doesn't have the willpower to not open discord
if i turned into a loli girl rn id be studying chess and be the youngest female gm
I'd win

Fair
You are 300 years older?
so the current record is 15 years old so if i reincarnated as a like sub 10 i stand a chance
Stop daydreaming
Didn't know you were gay
I beg to differ
Cats are girls
Cats are not yours
You are daydreaming
Its night time i can't be daydreaming
You're delusional and jealous
That i might steal yo cat
you're resorting to bullshi to suppress me cus now you know i can steal yo cat
thealdies2 should be unbanned then ngl
its been quite a long time seince he was banned
though he still has terrible opening takes
so I wouldnt really care either way now that I think about it
tho im not aware of how severe his case was
Please keep it off topic in this chat thanks
integra from 0 to infinity of 1/sqrt(1+x^4) dx
i used to do that when i used to study useless stuff
im stuff
Ill stuff u
Waiting for the feast then.
I’m trying to get to 600lbs but I’m stuck at 587 I don’t get it I eat around 12 hot pockets and 24 uncryrtaboes a day as well as 6L of Mountain Dew
Hi
@glacial fulcrum f1 enthusiast hmm , what's your fav car and driver
Race car or regular
Race car
Cool stuff
That car feels like it’s on rails
🤝 Schumacher the goat
🤓☝
y'all got an idea how can i contact admins directly
Im the feast
??
I am a gangsta
nice
"loli" 
lol why is anitta playing the ryan gosling music on the stream
i mean not that i mind
Who watching college basketball rn
@everyone ITS IMPORTANT
Send this to all the servers you are on because it is important.
(I did not write this)
Do not accept a friend request from Bert#2929. He is a hacker/rapist. Tell everyone on your friends list, because if someone on your list adds them, they will also be on your list. They will find the IP address and the address of your PC, so copy and paste this message wherever you can. He walks around sending friend requests to random Discord users, and those who accept his requests will see their accounts and IP addresses revealed to him. Spread the word and send it to as many Discord servers as possible. If you see this user, DO NOT accept their friend request and report it immediately.
The above message is meant to be sent on different servers, so we publish it here too, please beware of these users, as Discord is not a 100% safe place.
Please be safe y'all
who gives a shit, also spam <@&745328830649991179>
Hacker/rapist woah
I thought ppl should be warned
Maybe you're in danger!
Thanks for advice
everyone, ITS IMPORTANT
send this to everyone that does shit like that
(i did in fact write this)
Do not accept a friend request from vortex5077, hes in 4th grade with education level lower than 3rd, hes a literal dumbass that sends those scams to every server he see's, he didnt even realize that discord doesent use the #tags anymore
Np, I don't want to have to deal with this either but it is what it is
...no youre just stupid
Pls coach me someone
- Can't u still use a # in your name?
- No need to be that rude, what is wrong with you?
bruh this is like the 50th time we have gotthen this spam
I just want to help
dude, thats an obvious scam
And how am I supposed to know that?
for you it's obv, for me it wasn't!
im sorry, buit if u act like an idiot on the internet, you will be treated as such
its very obvious for many reasons
for one, adding a person on discord doesnt mean you will get hacked
How do you know that?
I just wanted to help, I didn't mean it in a bad way and rlly just didn't know better
That's still no reason to be rude
True^
logic
I owe you an apology, I rlly didn't know better; I'm srry

Who wanna 1v1?
Who cares about spine
I already friended him
he was very polite and asked for my address, how could i refuse?
Are you jewish btw
Cuz they like money 💀
why did i make it look so obvious
Autistic polish kid
💀💀💀💀
Pfp 😂😂
💰
That sentence feels incomplete
What are you trying to say?
Autistic polish kid
What is with him?
I bet you also found out about this from a roblox game discord
this shit you sending is so fake and It's a meme known since 2022 😭 especially in roblox games servers
I made #💬〡chess-talk die
nah sb I know sent it in his server and I saw red and thought I and others were in danger so I acted on impuls with the intention to help bu I made it worse bc now it looks like I sent it to annoy and I dk who bleieves me and who doesn't
@zealous glen was pretty insulting for no reason which pissed me off tbh
Speaking of that; @zealous glen I think we should fight
I challenge you to rapid!
Dude
have you never been taught to never trust anything in the internet
tere was def a reason
i'm so fking bored of being the best blitz player in this server
there was a very vey valid reason
are you here just to troll smh
Shut up noob
u do know im 2400+ rated right?
Connect and show :))
achieved as an adult. pretty sure im the most talented in this server
connect bozo
this is rare , im gonna cry
i unlocked a new achievement OH MY GOD
i found the adult that didnt get the love he wanted as a kid
Not the teenager or a 13 edgey kid
It's an ADULT!
im so happy
prove it. also we have Bortnyk in this server
who
for?
Connect your account
You didnt answer my question, are you jewish
did he start playing chess as an adult and achieved 2400+ blitz rating themselves with 0 chess lessons or coach?
like me?
@deft bear i really thank you so much for unlocking this achievement for me bro
are you done trolling
@next quarry was moaning on vc <@&745328830649991179>
That's none of your business!
Stok Fisch is a great coach
its not troll when its facts?
lmao if that gets you muted then uh
meh I think its a troll. this is the same guy that said its easy to get GM and all of chess is just prep
@gleaming jasper mods this guy said n word on vc
yeah he did it very loudly as well
NAHHHHH
hahahahaha
you arent even in the VC
smh
WTH IS THISS SERVER
wtf
LOL @stone quiver YOU DUMB
chess server
<@&745328830649991179>
dont spread false information
hmm
You do know you're gonna get muted for false info to server mods @stone quiver
stupid people😂
Im gay
U insulted me
you guys are just annoying the mods
do you have a recording? Otherwise it's hard for us to do anything
Mad?
Rinqed this man @rocky epoch insulted me
unfortunately no
I am sorry
and you said that lyad said the N-word in VC, which is defamation
rinqed this dude spreading misinformation about @gleaming jasper
considering you werent even in the VC
That doesnt deny the fact that he insulted me
Bruh this ain't ace attorney
boohoo maybe stop being an idiot and people will respect you
agreed
agreed
i have autism its hard for me to socialzie
all of you, stop accusing others to try and get them banned - if they've actually done something wrong please send us evidence
Just talk
autism isn't an excuse for saying that someone said the nword when they didn't
i have asperger
connect your account and stop acting like you're the best adult man
ok can we not make fun of autism
yeah
why the nerd emote?
Ita really insulting
chicken gon regret
lets start making fun of bipolar
they have bullied me every day in here bcs of my autism
I ain't breaking any rules
Same its really hard for me to be here because of it
jk jk
blud you are coming out of the no where saying you're the best when you're not even connected to proof it
@outer sage why are you annoying
Rinqued you look like a potato
he play chess not checkers
Ok
Why did u accuse me as a hacker

I say im Ramadaning and you send a video of food
if i connect my account chess.com will ban my account if i get banned on discord
very funny liya now go to bed
oh damn youre here
Who told you that 💀💀
that's not how it works
he only sent you 1 video
could happen
I'm telling you, that's not how it works
Sorry
Lmao he stoopid idot
@cursive pawn Look at what other guy send me
what if u said something really racist and transphobic something that would trigger a chess.com mod to the point they ban u on the website
Stop calling me stupid
They cant 💀💀
So real
Only 8 hours left to go
bro look at this
pretty disrespectful but those wings look fire damn
U are thank
For what
Food