💬〡general-off-topic

[lime lava]

Wdym you ask right

Sry
My brain stops working when I see the other gender I forgot the name
The opposite of men

[potent cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/killer-fish-killer-fish-fish-pog-pog-gif-22185503

[grim edge]

Blue?

What

Guys I’m rating 1991 now :c

[dreamy lynx]

im 1992

[stable mirage]

im 69

[verbal thunder]

i just saw a monster

scared the crap outta me

[peak plank]

BOOO!

[restive storm]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/gartenofbanban/images/c/ca/Bittergiggle_Jumpscare.gif

[lime lava]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-gif-19085902

[manic mesa]

Nice i phone 😃

[lean bolt]

In bullet or blitz?

[peak plank]

do you actually think bullet means more?

@cyan pond What happened to the bucket btw?

[lean bolt]

Nah bullet and blitz are around the same in meaning

[glossy radish]

rizz

[grim edge]

Acryllics x

[grim edge]

Ty

[glossy radish]

they’re such a pain 😭

[glossy radish]

how tf do you live with acrylics

i couldn’t even zip up my pants

[digital phoenix]

bros literally wolverine

[shy pike]

Why do u want them

[zinc swallow]

Eloevery1, am new here 🙂

[grim edge]

They look nice?

[grim edge]

Just normally wdym

[deft fern]

Does anyone wanna play chess?

[peak plank]

Connect, be 1200+ rated and have 1000+ games on your account and I'll be

[peak plank]

Likely the first scenario isn't gonna happen is my guess

[digital phoenix]

ud play me if i wasnt connected

[restive storm]

yo play

[formal bison]

Pixels a legendary player

Still have never played him lol

[peak plank]

Bad

[formal bison]

Ayo

Hey pixel how's ur day

[peak plank]

Nah I'm good, bit tired today but you'll likely get a game vs me tmmrw or if I decide that sleeping is lamw

[peak plank]

Very solid

[formal bison]

What'd u do today

[shy pike]

I played and beat :3

[digital phoenix]

ud beat him

[formal bison]

Why is that

[warm spindle]

I could try, I'm not really a teacher i'm a tutor.

[peak plank]

I already stopped losing to much lower rated players : 😭

[peak plank]

Apparently I play worse vs lower rated players

[peak plank]

8 months ago...

Actually maybe even a year

[restive storm]

don't worry everyone loses
I ahve a 389/22/29 score against a 900 rated player

[digital phoenix]

wtf

[vale frost]

I hope chess.com burns to the ground ong

[digital phoenix]

omg its an fm

[vale frost]

Ong

Title easy to get ngl

[glossy radish]

mine were like, two inches long

[vale frost]

DAM IT CHESS.COM RESETTED THE SERVER WHEN I WAS IN A COMPLETELY WINNING ENDGAME

[peak plank]

you sure they didnt choose to play risky because they knew that?

[last verge]

the abyss

[peak plank]

haha only NM

also you finally showed up again

[restive storm]

thinknoodles

[trail prism]

Y'all I need help again me was in bus and apparently there was man ejacul*** on the wall , now it's on my jeans how do I get it off

[peak plank]

why are you asking a chess server this

[wide agate]

How ab we help the man instead of instigating??? (Fr why tf is he asking that)

[trail prism]

Cuz I don't know what tf to do

Never been in a situation like this

Anyways women helped me , so no longer need help

[wide agate]

I mean my instinct is to wash those pants

[trail prism]

Same here

But I am at highschool rn

[wide agate]

Hold the phone

So in your high school

Someone bussed on a wall

And u got that on ur pants

[trail prism]

No in the bus I came with

While going to hs

[wide agate]

I think u need to switch schools at that point

[trail prism]

Prob

[peak plank]

because its unliekly a chess server would know... I sure as hell dont

[wide agate]

I mean yeah, but this man is resorting to asking a chess sever for this kinda stuff

I think we might’ve been his only option left😭😭

[peak plank]

reddit.

[bright glade]

hi

[deft bear]

are u a real GM ?

[restive storm]

what do you think

[deft bear]

no

[peak plank]

no comment

[restive storm]

well he does have the GM title next to his username

so maybe we can build to a conclusion using this information

[deft bear]

gm doesnt require skills to get nowadays ngl. its all just opening theory prep. another word for that is pathetic chess with 0 testosterone

[peak plank]

Why dont you get GM then

[deft bear]

simply because of that

i'm not a coward

and also stalking ur opp before game is rather creepy

[peak plank]

Getting preperation is creepy now huh

[deft bear]

its creepy and pathetic

[peak plank]

💀

"getting preperation for your games is pathetic"

[deft bear]

sorry but its the truth

[wide agate]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-meme-confused-gif-24780938

[restive storm]

I think it's funny how it started with moe asking pixel if he's a GM and then instantly changed the topic to this

[deft bear]

otb chess is prep chess

nothing else

[wide agate]

Pop off, Moe

[peak plank]

like you wouldnt hang half your peices in an OTB game

[wide agate]

Honestly, besides being able to pre move and physically draw out calculations in online chess

What is the actual difference😭

[wide agate]

Thank you, Asian man

[peak plank]

OTB chess is typically longer time controls

you have to physcially hit the clock- you might forget

and your attention span is likely higher

oh wait its so late that its tommarow

im gonna go sleep gn chat

[wide agate]

Gn my guy

[deft bear]

online require more talent

[wide agate]

Bro is just typing just to type atp😭😭

[solar crest]

HI

[minor owl]

Hi

[dreamy lynx]

Its harder to cheat otb

[dull marten]

wash it off with COLD water

hot water gets it very sticky and it becomes even harder to wash off (or so ive heard)

[cobalt sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/slice-execute-admiral-leader-admiral-general-aladeen-gif-21000874

next is you @west reef

[minor owl]

💀

[patent wind]

Hi

[frozen plume]

@rocky epoch where you at

@rocky epoch I'm missing you 🥺

[keen parrot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1177202941078294528/attachment.gif?ex=6571a6ac&is=655f31ac&hm=aa0b5971337ce8b419634c376df0c20308c16cb32b9694e65a0211c54dcf6080&

[frozen plume]

Me with asser fr

He didn't understand my feelings😭😭😭

[rose torrent]

ok

[frozen plume]

Asser Baes gonna get unmuted tomorrow

[slate owl]

metro boomin has 1 million songs with future already idk why we needed another 17

[frozen plume]

oranges, bell peppers, guava, kiwi, tomatoes, and strawberries,

Just keeping my grocery list here

walnuts, kiwi fruit, chia, butternuts, and flax seeds

[slate owl]

cute femboys in a miniskirt

[frozen plume]

Are you a camera? Every time I look at you, I smile.

[native skiff]

aint no one supporting that

[grim edge]

no one supporting you

[frozen plume]

I like femboys

[grim edge]

isn't it basically gay?

[native skiff]

yh

[frozen plume]

But im a girl

[grim edge]

Female population is growing in this server

[frozen plume]

🚬

[native skiff]

bro really believed him

[grim edge]

Aw hell nah string theory again

[native skiff]

yes

[frozen plume]

I actually am what is wrong with u

[native skiff]

roles?

[warm spindle]

Its OVER

[grim edge]

Ofc I didn't
Females don't exist especially on chess servers(exceptions anitta)

[frozen plume]

I posed like a male

[native skiff]

alr bud

[native skiff]

no u didnt

[grim edge]

ur 100% male

[frozen plume]

Nuh uh I'm a feemale

[grim edge]

proof or fake

[native skiff]

crazy

[frozen plume]

How proof

[grim edge]

@native skiff

[native skiff]

uh idk talk of something

[frozen plume]

I'm breedable

[grim edge]

Send ur vid doing griddy

In a maid dress

[frozen plume]

Thats only for men

[grim edge]

Long socks

[stable mirage]

[grim edge]

Short skirt

[native skiff]

thats wild

[grim edge]

With white stripes

[frozen plume]

Jiraya irl

[grim edge]

Wolf cut

Black hair with glasses

5'3 height

[slate owl]

havent cut my hair in ages damn

[grim edge]

Send pics

[slate owl]

last time was january i think

[frozen plume]

https://tenor.com/view/jiraiya-smug-naruto-gif-13843251

[slate owl]

😭

[frozen plume]

Looking ahh

[stable mirage]

last time I cut my hair was like

[grim edge]

Bro ruined my mood

[stable mirage]

2 years ago probably

[native skiff]

yh facts its confirmed he a man

[slate owl]

actually crazy damn

[grim edge]

[frozen plume]

No im a woman

[stable mirage]

proof or fake

[native skiff]

🐈

[grim edge]

Send ur handwriting

[native skiff]

oh fr?

[frozen plume]

What proof

[native skiff]

thats a good one

[frozen plume]

Ok

[slate owl]

this is fr

[stable mirage]

come up with something idk

[grim edge]

🗣️💯🙏🔥📈

Handwriting is the best way

[stable mirage]

I can think of at least one better way

[west reef]

https://tenor.com/view/slice-execute-admiral-leader-admiral-general-aladeen-gif-21000868

[fiery island]

what

[west reef]

https://tenor.com/view/be-careful-borat-warning-careful-gif-7833248

[west reef]

@cobalt sorrel

Ostorozna ( Be careful in russian )

[stable mirage]

ew cursive

[west reef]

cursive sucks

[fiery island]

i dont read cursive

[frozen plume]

Nah uh

[keen parrot]

ew im only attracted to big buff men

[fiery island]

hey im big and buff

and a men

[keen parrot]

⁉️

[frozen plume]

Cursive is only for elegant females who know how to use a pen

[grim edge]

I can do better

[fiery island]

cursive is shit ur not cool

[frozen plume]

Send screenshot

[grim edge]

no.
Ur 100% male

[frozen plume]

How 🤔

[grim edge]

Juts a sec

[frozen plume]

I'm a female what are you on

[fiery island]

english is better

[frozen plume]

I'm better

[west reef]

check my writing

[fiery island]

hi better im Ryan

[frozen plume]

https://tenor.com/view/ruby-hoshino-oshi-no-ko-anime-tears-crying-gif-16026934856871427303

[fiery island]

womp womp

[keen parrot]

proof?

[fiery island]

gm a femaie

[frozen plume]

😭

[slate owl]

i dont know how to write

[west reef]

cursive bruh

[fiery island]

i would send my handwriting but im not trusted yet

but my handwriting is hard ass chicken scratch

and i love it

[frozen plume]

Handwriting is based on how clear you write

[fiery island]

woah really!?

[frozen plume]

Cursive is only used by those who have perfect space in their letters otherwise it looks like shit

[grim edge]

stfu stop yapping

[fiery island]

hey girl whats ur email 🥶

[frozen plume]

https://tenor.com/view/waiting-cat-filing-nail-getting-ready-bring-it-on-im-listening-gif-4387660213472769374

Anyway I'm a female

[fallen valley]

It's pretty cool to see y'all's handwriting

[grim edge]

[e-mail]

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/hagi-gura-taci-gheorghe-regele-gif-7359052

[fiery island]

its okay queen girly pop slay, we believe you

[frozen plume]

https://tenor.com/view/slay-happy-doggo-levonardo-sav-gif-25925884

[fiery island]

is that a threat?

[fallen valley]

Handwriting reveal

[grim edge]

Multi national threat

[frozen plume]

Nice handwriting for notes

[grim edge]

This is my gurls handwriting (100% female)

[fallen valley]

Instead of learning vocabulary like a normal person with flash cards or something, I just rewrite the entire list

[grim edge]

my honest reaction:

[frozen plume]

It's cursive

[fallen valley]

Legit gorgeous handwriting. Looks like every Nursing major ever

[grim edge]

Didn't asked

[frozen plume]

Who uses flash cards

[grim edge]

thanks

[fallen valley]

Quizlet

[fiery island]

i genuinely cant read that

[grim edge]

It's chemistry notes don't expect too much

[fiery island]

i mean

im in chemistry class but i still dont understand which squigles are what letters

[frozen plume]

It's great handwriting and further proves my female existence

[fiery island]

i can understand the chemical reaction formulas perfectly fine everything else are just lines to me

[grim edge]

dude just send me ur address I'll see myself whether ur a female or male or smth else

[frozen plume]

I'll send you coordinates?

[fiery island]

just exchange phone numbers n get freaky on facecam

[grim edge]

it ain't no Minecraft 💯🗣️🔥💯📈🗣️📈😭😭😭

[keen parrot]

discord moment

[fiery island]

lmfao

[west reef]

How mu writing fam

[grim edge]

can you leave

[west reef]

2 language

[grim edge]

no one asked

[west reef]

Bhosdikay

[grim edge]

No one is interested

[west reef]

Tu ja mc

[grim edge]

no one wants to know

[fiery island]

i thought u where tryna have us decipher that first sentence thanks for the explanation

[west reef]

Teri ma ko maina choda ha

[grim edge]

no one cares abt ur existence

[keen parrot]

woah you are bilingual? just like basically anyone who isnt a native english speaker

[fiery island]

hey now thats not nice!

[west reef]

Bro I am hexlingual

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179> abusing in Hindi language

[west reef]

Not bi lingual

[grim edge]

sorry my bad

[fiery island]

i spoke arabic first but then i forgot it 💔

[west reef]

Being rude

[native skiff]

crazy

[grim edge]

She's a female

[fallen valley]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[west reef]

Ok

[grim edge]

Hes literally abusing

[west reef]

Btw he was being rude

Super rude. Telling me to leave and stuff

[fallen valley]

Y'all are both being kids

[grim edge]

💯🗣️🔥

[west reef]

This guy is chameleon

[frozen plume]

You said you'll do his mom what are you on

[west reef]

He was being cool and nice to me yesterday

And now look today

He changed colors

[keen parrot]

if i post my house here is someone good enough at geolocating to find it

[west reef]

Weird kids

[keen parrot]

im curious

[grim edge]

Is this real?

[frozen plume]

[fiery island]

hey guys i think you all need to kiss and make up!

[frozen plume]

I mean that's what you asked for

[grim edge]

this guy is a lifesaver

[keen parrot]

korus is like 23 i dont think thats a good idea

[grim edge]

.

[native skiff]

gay

[grim edge]

Prof or fake

[west reef]

I ain't a nonce fam neither am I gay

[fiery island]

u r minor?

[west reef]

U mf are weirdos

[native skiff]

prof

[grim edge]

Hes 48

[keen parrot]

im not one but others here might be

[fiery island]

then no problem for u

[native skiff]

u gay?

[grim edge]

age of consent here is 18

[frozen plume]

I'll send a face pic to prove my femaleness

[fiery island]

😱

[grim edge]

Send send send

[keen parrot]

id rather kiss anyone else

[fiery island]

its okay we all believe you buddy

[grim edge]

🥺

[fiery island]

LOL

[keen parrot]

how old are you

[grim edge]

16

[keen parrot]

well thats sketchy

[grim edge]

Round off 18

[stable mirage]

that didn’t brother you in the past

[fiery island]

20 if we round up

[keen parrot]

i mean she is 17 now so

[grim edge]

I forgor her name

M

[west reef]

Pedos

Weirdos

[fiery island]

?!

[grim edge]

Rajasthani

[keen parrot]

talkin bout urself again?

[west reef]

Stfu clown

[grim edge]

Korus is juts like pratham

[west reef]

U are nonce

[keen parrot]

huh you joined a month ago theres no way you know her

[grim edge]

I'm actually her alt

[fiery island]

i partake in no frollocking activities

[keen parrot]

🥶

[grim edge]

Him now

[lament jacinth]

Easily

[grim edge]

He*

Not him 😞

[grim edge]

Yea approximately

16≈20

[native skiff]

thats kinda weird

[stable mirage]

that one definitely won’t hold up in court

[fiery island]

pfft

[grim edge]

ur literally string theory stop finding mistakes

[fiery island]

what is the string theory

[keen parrot]

ok then go for it

[fiery island]

oh wait

[native skiff]

what

[fiery island]

nvm ik what string theory is

[native skiff]

no u dont

[fiery island]

i saw it on a tik tok

[native skiff]

what is it

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-top-gear-jeremy-clarkson-no-one-cares-gif-18925814

[lament jacinth]

Straight after dinner

[grim edge]

I thought she digs coal and stuff
And she was telling me she was a miner

[fiery island]

its where two ppl are fated to meat by some invisible string slowly pulling them closer as they go through life

[grim edge]

ur my neighbour

[keen parrot]

me and who chat

[native skiff]

what

[keen parrot]

one of my neigbours has a porsche is that you?

[sleek oriole]

hello

[fiery island]

thats what the string theory is

[native skiff]

wrong but alr

[sleek oriole]

@minor sage do you like my nickname

[grim edge]

No I'm the guy who got arrested for eating a dog in the middle of Streets

[stable mirage]

google might do better

[keen parrot]

i dont know you then sorry

[fiery island]

i wish the thing my string was attached to was good grades 😔

[sleek oriole]

@keen parrot do you like my nickname?

[fiery island]

what is your string theory then

[grim edge]

😞

[keen parrot]

sure i suppose

[native skiff]

mate what u yapping about

[grim edge]

Java ahhh username

[sleek oriole]

its c++ 🤓

[fiery island]

im asking what string theory ur talking about

[fiery island]

ew only coding i know is matlab

[grim edge]

Java is basically c++ but with less errors

[native skiff]

thers only 1 defintion is not that hard

[fiery island]

then say it 🙁

[frozen plume]

Ok dms?

[sleek oriole]

pretty much lmaooo

[native skiff]

its when particles are replaced by strings in a simple sentence

[grim edge]

💀☠️is this person serious

[grim edge]

Sure 😀

[frozen plume]

😳

[fiery island]

boring theory

[grim edge]

≈

[native skiff]

you dont even know what it is

stpo tryna act like u do

[keen parrot]

damn took you this long to find a girl stock image?

[fiery island]

u just explained it

[native skiff]

what field is it then?

[grim edge]

nah it's old now

We can juts Google ai to find that

[fiery island]

idk sounds chemistry related

[grim edge]

He might have used yt or stuff

[keen parrot]

ai isnt good enough yet imo

[native skiff]

nah your uneducated

[grim edge]

[fiery island]

im a freshman in college gimme a chance to develop 😔

[grim edge]

freshman spotted

[native skiff]

its common knowledge

[fiery island]

freshie 🤓

[keen parrot]

you're

[native skiff]

its a theory

[grim edge]

String theory is not a common knowledge

[native skiff]

thanks

[fiery island]

DAMNNNNNNN

[native skiff]

bro its just a thoery

[grim edge]

@native skiff ur cooked

[fiery island]

A GAME THEORY

[keen parrot]

how do people genuinely fck up your and you're

[native skiff]

grammar police over here

[grim edge]

yea juts use "ur" 💯🗣️💯😭🔥

[alpine creek]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-shocked-cat-silly-cat-cat-kitten-gif-7414586676150300212

[frozen plume]

Sent it

[sleek oriole]

@native skiff do you like the big bang theory, or young sheldon?

[keen parrot]

show me too

[native skiff]

you aint getting me with that one lil bro

[grim edge]

big bang is always better

[native skiff]

u 19 right?

[sleek oriole]

what do you mean? your name is with close relation to those series

[native skiff]

mate what

[sleek oriole]

so you havent watched them, okay

[native skiff]

big bang is older sheldon and young sheldon is young shledon

there the same thing

basically

[sleek oriole]

im just asking if you like those series brooo

[native skiff]

i like young sheldon better ig

[sleek oriole]

ok so you prefer minors?

[native skiff]

yh its cz i am a minor genius

[sleek oriole]

ahhh i couldnt get you

[grim edge]

Genius guy right here

[sleek oriole]

better luck next time

[native skiff]

fr?

[native skiff]

shouldnt u be studying or something

[sleek oriole]

im in class so yes.

[native skiff]

what class?

[sleek oriole]

intruduction to programming 2

[zealous glen]

Then get of discord lol

[sleek oriole]

nah its almost over

[native skiff]

programming aint it but alr

[zealous glen]

Oh okay u can sit on discord then, thats nerdy af

[sleek oriole]

wdym aint it

it worth 6 credits

[native skiff]

alr bro

[dull marten]

what did you think she meant when she said "im 12" after?

[alpine creek]

but they are 2 different spellings...

[native skiff]

?!

[warm spindle]

Matrix laboratory.

[fiery island]

yessirrrr

matlab for short

coding for engineers

[native skiff]

so no coach?

[warm spindle]

Eh?

I thought you decide to try and learn yourself?

[native skiff]

thaat shit aint working out lately

no tutor i can find

unless u know someone

[warm spindle]

Mmmm. I'm no mathematician.

[native skiff]

?!?

[warm spindle]

I may know a guy but he would hate you, I'm sorry.

[fiery island]

haha damn

[native skiff]

bro what

who tf is that guy

[warm spindle]

I'm a tutor not a teacher.

[warm spindle]

🕊️

[native skiff]

?

he died?

[fiery island]

Me.

[warm spindle]

No.

[native skiff]

crazy

[fiery island]

haha jk

[native skiff]

then who tf

[warm spindle]

It's not someone you would know if I said their name so I don't know how you want me to a swer that.

[native skiff]

btw im not talking like be able to do like the first 1 or 2 quesiton im talking like the whole thing

[native skiff]

but why he hate me then

[warm spindle]

Hmmm?

[native skiff]

what

[warm spindle]

Because you're:

1. In chess.com server
2. Play chess
3. Doing a math competition

Not your fault.

[fiery island]

haha

[native skiff]

alr ill quit chess then this matters more to me

[fiery island]

guess u gotta quit chess and leave the server

[warm spindle]

What is the whole thing?

[fiery island]

RIP

[native skiff]

crazy buddy

[native skiff]

the whole exam

not just 1 2 qs

[warm spindle]

Yeah I know you mean help with the exam.

[frozen plume]

Im a female

[keen parrot]

man we do NOT care

[warm spindle]

I don't have enough exposure with those topics to effectively coach.

[native skiff]

how about the other guy

[frozen plume]

Im a female

[warm spindle]

He knows like, the half I don't but he's.

He's weird about helping people.

[native skiff]

half?

weird?

[warm spindle]

The topics you sent.

Remember this.

[native skiff]

i know a bit i just dont know the hard ones

like mainly towards the end i dont know im alr with the few at the start

[native skiff]

yh

thats not th ecompleted version hold up

nvm its too long

[fiery island]

why u have scorbunny pfp

[warm spindle]

Just screenshot.

[warm spindle]

Rabbit.

[fiery island]

Scorbunny.

[warm spindle]

Acerabbit.

[native skiff]

https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php/Category:Olympiad_Mathematics_Topics

look at this

[fiery island]

Cinderace.

[native skiff]

i dont think its the whole thing but covers mostly

[forest junco]

hi guys

[fiery island]

Hi Daniel.

[forest junco]

wsg

[fiery island]

nm wbu

[forest junco]

just beat a 1700 bro

[fiery island]

omg cngrts

[native skiff]

@warm spindle so what u think

[forest junco]

yea thanks

[forest junco]

what's your rating anyway

[fiery island]

900 something

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> justryxnn

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 915 (1602 peak)
Blitz: 839 (1426 peak)

[native skiff]

nice

[fiery island]

whats ur rating

[forest junco]

how were you at 1602 and droped that much lol

[forest junco]

1333

[warm spindle]

Yeah I don't know all those, but they seem kinda straightforward. At least the ones I looked at do.

[native skiff]

whic ones

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> gmdanichessboy

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Rapid: 1333 (1378 peak)
Blitz: 747 (peak)
Bullet: 739 (peak)

[warm spindle]

Algebra and graph theory.

[native skiff]

yeah fair the other 2?

[fiery island]

lmfao i think i set myself as like advanced at first and then managed to beat a 1700 at some point while they where figuring out where I belonged

[warm spindle]

Combinatorics.

[forest junco]

oh lol ok

[native skiff]

yh

[warm spindle]

Number theory maybe.

[native skiff]

i will be happy as if i get in so i really need help

[forest junco]

yea when I started chess I set myself as intermediate the lost all my rating but my peak was still 980

[warm spindle]

I've used most of these maybe all at some point but only crudely.

[native skiff]

u seen the questions

[warm spindle]

The issue here is that I don't know how to coach and I don't know if I could effectively.

[warm spindle]

I haven't seen all possible types.

[fiery island]

i hate taking chess seriously

[native skiff]

hmeh are u sure the other guy wont help?

[fiery island]

so im just chillin at whatever im at rn

[forest junco]

lol yea I just have fun bro

[forest junco]

fr

[fiery island]

i have a few games and have a steady winrate so i feel like i deserve what i have rn

[native skiff]

crazy

[forest junco]

yea

[fiery island]

my WDL is actually 195/29/114

i could possibly get even higher if I played more 💪

[native skiff]

higher winrate than me aleast

im vsing gerhard

[warm spindle]

Asked him for you.

[native skiff]

alr thanks

[silk stag]

But ur somehow my type 😉

[warm spindle]

There's like a 0% chance he would say yes but I did it anyway.

[fiery island]

🤯

[native skiff]

i just got shit on

[silk stag]

Chokis back

[native skiff]

what

[warm spindle]

Eating tokis

[fiery island]

If I was rich I'd buy chess premium just to play puzzles all I want

[native skiff]

?!

[fiery island]

im rated 2159 in puzzles

😪

[native skiff]

crazy

im like 3k

[silk stag]

Taper fade

[warm spindle]

I'd buy chess.com and sell it to lichess for 2 dollars

[native skiff]

thats old news dawg

[fiery island]

fire shit

[silk stag]

Whats new news

[native skiff]

a taper fade

[native skiff]

oh fr?

[fiery island]

I would use lichess but chess.com just seems so much more visually appealing to my eyes

[silk stag]

Aame shit

I would use lichess but I aint communist

[native skiff]

same

[fiery island]

fr ong

[silk stag]

Word

[native skiff]

theres way better players on cc

[silk stag]

Doubt

[native skiff]

i just vsed one

[fiery island]

whats cc

[native skiff]

chess.com

[silk stag]

Why not play over the board
I bet all you theory nerds would get beat by some random old dud in the park

[fiery island]

oh

[keen parrot]

not me

[fiery island]

yeah fr i get absolutely destroyed over the board

[silk stag]

You played an old dud yet?

[fiery island]

it feels too weird to me

[keen parrot]

ive beaten the final boss of old dudes (old GM)

[silk stag]

Like
Not an old homeless dud
A dud whos like, hustled for life or sum shit

[native skiff]

whos that?

[silk stag]

Oh
U played fin?

[keen parrot]

nah ive beaten fin several times

[silk stag]

Nice

[keen parrot]

i beat some old GM in classical a few months ago

[native skiff]

bro classical

[silk stag]

Oh
Nice
U seem smart

[fiery island]

what r u rated in chess

[silk stag]

Could u do my calc homework rq?

[native skiff]

aint it classical is way too long

[keen parrot]

im only like 2130 classical fide

[fiery island]

what calc?

[silk stag]

Is about like some integral root shit or sum

[native skiff]

calculus

[fiery island]

1 2 or 3

[native skiff]

i got u

[silk stag]

Also my homework in molecular hydrodynamics

[fiery island]

is what i meant

[warm spindle]

56

[native skiff]

78

[silk stag]

The hard one

[fiery island]

sums & sequences > intergrals

[fiery island]

3?

[native skiff]

2?

[warm spindle]

Differential

[native skiff]

isnt 2 the hardest

[fiery island]

i fealt like calc 1 was harder than 2

[silk stag]

Idk

[native skiff]

2 is the hardest

[fiery island]

but thats just cuz i didnt take pre calc prob idk

[warm spindle]

They all the same to a guy like me.

[native skiff]

buddy

[fiery island]

2 is kinda fun ngl

[silk stag]

Just help me replace some x with numbers and maybe Ill fill the place you're ex left and give you my number

[fiery island]

cap ur a pokemon not a guy

[native skiff]

what u think 2 is about?

[fiery island]

im taking calc 2 rn

[warm spindle]

Calc 3 was the first I saw people cry during an exam. Other than AP chem.

[native skiff]

how deep

[native skiff]

who crys bruh

[fiery island]

calc 2 in my college is just intergrals and sums and sequences

we are finishing up sums and sequences rn

[warm spindle]

Idkk.

It really isn't that serious tbh.

[silk stag]

Duds

How I fix that

I accidentally hearted my crushs ig post

[native skiff]

i wouldnt really cry i would kinda be dissapointed isnt pass mark like 40

[warm spindle]

You don't fix it.

[fiery island]

delete ur account

HAHA

[warm spindle]

Where i an 72%+ is a pass.

[west reef]

elo flex to noobs

[native skiff]

tf is it easy can u show me a test

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> korus21np

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1679 (peak)
Blitz: 1412 (peak)
Bullet: 1207 (peak)

[silk stag]

No
Theres school cheatinf shit on there

[warm spindle]

My lowest exam score to sate was 80% on combinatorics.

[fiery island]

Bitch master

[silk stag]

Damn
Help me with my calc bb

[keen parrot]

nothing is wrong with that or am i trippin

[native skiff]

u got one

[lament jacinth]

That's so easy though what

[fiery island]

school cheating? wym?

[warm spindle]

We use similar tests to Stanford and MIT.

[silk stag]

Oh ur even smarter help me shawarma

[west reef]

IIT > MIT

[fiery island]

ur actually inhumane

[native skiff]

i been using the same there not that bad wait like from the main one?

[silk stag]

Thing is I feel weird bout it

[warm spindle]

Not the kiddie combinatorics.

[native skiff]

real

[lament jacinth]

Not talking about kiddie combinatorics

[west reef]

do u agree IIT > MIT ?

[keen parrot]

it aint that deep bro its just a like on an ig post

[fiery island]

ur an actual god ig

[warm spindle]

Yeah?

[silk stag]

Is a heart dud

[native skiff]

meh it varies honestly the exam for iit is harder tho

[warm spindle]

Show.

[west reef]

ye,,

[fiery island]

u might as well just confess rn she already knows

[native skiff]

idk they dont have enough reasourse ig

[west reef]

what IIT ?

[native skiff]

indian college

[west reef]

dont worry bruv, its still improving

Indian institute of tech

[native skiff]

yh

what campus you going for

[west reef]

students coming out of IIT are much more qualified than MIT

[silk stag]

She like 2 school years behind me and Im like 17 so thatd be weird

[west reef]

I graduated in USA, engineering degree

Lubbock , texas tech uni

[silk stag]

Doctorates???

[native skiff]

u said u still doing uni dawg?

[west reef]

no bachelor degree

[native skiff]

ah

[keen parrot]

why do you even have a crush on her then

[fiery island]

?! thats on u for having a crush on a 15 year old 😪

[west reef]

never said that

[silk stag]

Purdy smile

[west reef]

lol

[native skiff]

i might be trippen wait what u doing rn again

[west reef]

trippin

computer engineering

[keen parrot]

tbh there is no point saving you

[native skiff]

oh yh

[warm spindle]

💢

[west reef]

i have degree of that

[fiery island]

find a new crush before u cook urself

[keen parrot]

you have a crush on someone but think its weird if you confess cause she is younger, yet u still have a crush ???

[west reef]

rn i mostly do web 3 designing, freelancing and job

[native skiff]

how long u got

[native skiff]

u angry rn?

[west reef]

wdym how long

[native skiff]

how long left

[warm spindle]

Yeah.

[fiery island]

hes asking how long is it

[west reef]

8 hours of work

[native skiff]

i dont he gonna respond

[native skiff]

no in the course i mean

[west reef]

bruh alr graduated

[warm spindle]

Yeah.

[west reef]

BCE

[native skiff]

oh yh

[west reef]

what level u studying

[native skiff]

im 16 rn

i found like an intersting calc problem

[west reef]

oh still a child

[native skiff]

yh crazy

[west reef]

what level , rn in college ?

[native skiff]

what u mean

[west reef]

like 12 th grade or a levels

[warm spindle]

I would LOVE to see it.

[west reef]

or something of that sort

[native skiff]

i think i know not sure tho

[west reef]

very easy

[native skiff]

nah i live in Aus

[warm spindle]

That's very simple.

[west reef]

bruh whats ur education level then

[native skiff]

what u guys think tho

[native skiff]

im year 11

[west reef]

what ?

oh ok i get it

so basically 11th grade i suppose

[native skiff]

yh

intregration by parts right

[west reef]

ILATE

[native skiff]

what

[west reef]

integer, logarithmic, algebric, trigonometric, exponential

I L A T E, thats the order to do integration

whenever have multiple type of function under same integration sign

[native skiff]

fair

i found aanother question about it

kinda weird tho this one

[west reef]

here u have function f(x), so it doesnt define the function, so its a very conceptual ez concept of integration

from limit 0 to 1, then it is zero

given that function is continuous at that limit

[warm spindle]

About the question?

[west reef]

its a conceptual question

[native skiff]

yh fair

[native skiff]

yh

[warm spindle]

It's a rolle's theorem question.

[native skiff]

what

oh

[warm spindle]

It's asking for a proof.

[native skiff]

yeah

[west reef]

yea

[warm spindle]

Yeah.

Sooo?

[native skiff]

i got another good question

[warm spindle]

I think I could do it, if I weren't in bed right now.

[native skiff]

what proof u would use?

i would use strong induction

[silk stag]

😉

[warm spindle]

That's good, there's a lot of ways to go about this.

[native skiff]

how would u go?

[warm spindle]

Possibly induction or strong induction.

[silk stag]

Id like to try out each of em. BB.

[warm spindle]

Or maybe using Pick's theorem could help.

[native skiff]

bro damn

[west reef]

i got all solutions here

but am lazy to look at it

[native skiff]

whats that

[silk stag]

Well I pick u as my bb

[west reef]

i think u can clearly read what that is

[native skiff]

yeah why tho?

[west reef]

idk

[west reef]

just sayin it has all them integration concepts and questions

[native skiff]

wait actually is it good?

[native skiff]

bro is not studying

[west reef]

i think its too complex for u tho

not recommended

[native skiff]

nah trust send i need some revision

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-gif-25894256

[steep hearth]

blud is NOT studying 😭😭🙏

string theory? sheldon has been trying to prove that

the universe is made due to so

[native skiff]

buddy

i swear to god

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/kaguya-sama-love-is-war-anime-fish-koi-gif-17362222

[west reef]

can ya solve this ?

[native skiff]

i dont know why people ask these types of questions

[native skiff]

maybe if ihad a pen and paper

[keen parrot]

@steep hearth

[native skiff]

multi double

[steep hearth]

i WAS

im 13

gonna turn 14 in 3 days

[west reef]

what abt this one

[keen parrot]

you better change it then

[umbral wind]

We all believe you

[native skiff]

wait im going to solve the other one

[west reef]

ok

[native skiff]

hold up

[umbral wind]

I’ve screenshotted everything leading up to your acc so discord team gets context enjoy verifying your ID

[steep hearth]

will do

[warm spindle]

Zic

[native skiff]

meh its alright i need a cal to evulate e^logy-e^0

let meh see

[west reef]

its pretty doable without calculator too

e ^ log y would be just y

and answer comes out very simple as well

[native skiff]

yeah just realised

afteer intre by parts?

[west reef]

nope its double integration

[native skiff]

yh

[west reef]

and u just use property

[native skiff]

fr?

[west reef]

and there;s no need for integration by parts here

if u done, i will just send solution

[native skiff]

alr i got one

[west reef]

what u got solution

[native skiff]

hold up

alr i probs got wrong but 8log8-16+e

[west reef]

that is correct

[native skiff]

damn

[warm spindle]

Baby's first double integral.

[west reef]

how long was ur solution

[native skiff]

bro what

bonger than that

[west reef]

i expected

[native skiff]

i used intregration by parts

[west reef]

if u know properties, solution will be shorter

[native skiff]

yh its a problem

[west reef]

[native skiff]

bro we dont talk about it

[west reef]

yea but its ugly innit

[native skiff]

alot

u sub aswell

[warm spindle]

e^(y+x) = e^y * e^x & e^y is a constant for the dx infinitesimal.

[warm spindle]

Now if only there was a trig sub you could have made.

[west reef]

yea .. its like a b c d

for multiple integral concepts

toddler level concept

[native skiff]

bro 😢

i got the asnwer aleast

[west reef]

thats good

[native skiff]

u got a hard one?

[west reef]

sure

[native skiff]

i wanna test myself

brb

[west reef]

do this one..

[west reef]

alr

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/billy-herrington-gif-20557984

[native skiff]

i hate these

i just looked okay brb gonna eat real quick

[west reef]

https://tenor.com/view/camel-gif-21761148

[solar pilot]

sussy baka

[west reef]

alr bro

[bitter iris]

i just got caught playing chess in class and instead of getting punished spent the last 30 min discussing chess with my teacher ( i didnt know he is 2000 rated )

[native skiff]

im back okay

thhis shit is really long

[short turtle]

My Least Used Weapon:

[west reef]

ya

[west reef]

didnt know there was new biome added in MC

[native skiff]

this gonna take like 10mins im up to like actually evulating the bounle intregrals

[west reef]

i mean u dont have to solve it, if u dont want to

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-gif-24107071

[clear night]

I lied when I said I quit discord.

[keen parrot]

hold on, i will ask around to see if anyone gives a shit

[clear night]

Ok

You found someone?

[keen parrot]

nope, too bad

[clear night]

Try harder

[native skiff]

nah

[west reef]

why still 1500

[native skiff]

imma do it

[clear night]

?

[west reef]

do / profile rn

[clear night]

Wdym

[west reef]

i wanna see ur elo

[clear night]

If you had a functioning brain, you could've seen my profile yourself.

[west reef]

too lazy

and not showing in ur profile rn

[clear night]

Skill issue

[west reef]

too lazy to type ur name in chess.com

ight i will do it

https://tenor.com/view/gear-5-gear-5-luffy-luffy-luffy-gear-5-luffy-gear-5-white-gif-2959711736966439007

[west reef]

https://tenor.com/view/reverse-card-uno-uno-cards-gif-13032597

[clear night]

[e-mail]

[west reef]

[e-mail]

[clear night]

Skill issue reverse lock

[clear night]

Give me a gmail, Hotmail is for the poor

[west reef]

gimme an outlook, gmail is for the poor

[clear night]

Nah, only big nerds use outlook

[west reef]

[e-mail]

[clear night]

Aight see ya. Bye.

[west reef]

seriously, whats ur elo

[clear night]

400 rapid

[west reef]

ight, get good

bye

[native skiff]

i got it

[slate owl]

he banned?

[clear night]

Oh string theory. Brilliant.

[native skiff]

thank you

[slate owl]

hi :3

[west reef]

yea

[clear night]

Hi adie

[west reef]

alpaca has his account banned @slate owl

down bad cheating in cheese

[clear night]

I am not that ho*ny that I resort to cheet in cheese.

[west reef]

https://tenor.com/view/camel-gif-21761148

horny camel chasing a man

[clear night]

Interesting.

That camel is white

[native skiff]

(pieab(a^2+b^2))/4

@west reef couldnt be bothered simplifying is that right

[west reef]

mhm

[native skiff]

so?

[west reef]

so, nothing

[native skiff]

what u mean

[west reef]

so , i am bored

[native skiff]

(pieab(a^2+b^2))/4

[west reef]

talking abt calculus

[clear night]

Dance battle

[grim edge]

https://www.chess.com/live/game/104823971144 4 great moves as black

[native skiff]

ah chess?

[worn ice]

BiNewBiePlayer (353) vs. Sunlight888 (316)

Move List

1. e3 d6 2. d4 e5 3. Nf3 f6 4. [Nc3] Be6 5. dxe5 dxe5 6. e4 Ne7 7. Qxd8+ Kxd8 8. g4 Nbc6 9. g5 fxg5 10. Nxe5 Nxe5 11. f4 Nf3+ 12. Kf2 Nd4 13. Ne2 Nxc2 14. Rb1 Bxa2 15. Nc3 Bxb1 16. Nxb1 gxf4 17. Nc3 Nd4 18. Ne2 Nxe2 19. Kxe2 Nf5 20. Rg1 Nh4 21. h3 Bc5 22. Bxf4 Bxg1 23. Bg5+ Kd7 24. Bxh4 Raf8 25. Bg2 Rf2+ 26. Ke1 Rxg2 27. Kf1 

[west reef]

and answer is wrong i think