💬〡general-off-topic

[stuck kestrel]

4 stacked on top of each other. still, probably not smart enough to change it

[olive crane]

exactly like that and i'd accept all the cookies

[drowsy crest]

yeah and another one to hold it while the world revolves around her

[supple swan]

u be forgetting u r a female answer is none

[drowsy crest]

💀

[stuck kestrel]

🤯

[lament jacinth]

💀

[lament jacinth]

WHAT

[drowsy crest]

nothing

[jaunty kindle]

[drowsy crest]

I am glad to see yall again

[stuck kestrel]

im not

[supple swan]

[keen parrot]

you got cooked

[drowsy crest]

who even are you

[supple swan]

i dont even know u man first time seein u

[stuck kestrel]

lol

[drowsy crest]

is that so eyepatch chan 😔

[supple swan]

i am human

[stuck kestrel]

No… cuz i wanna see you irl 🥰

[olive crane]

i see it

[drowsy crest]

oh I am the hottest guy in the server

[drowsy crest]

asheh

[supple swan]

idc

[olive crane]

i see the shield around you which repels women

[keen parrot]

oh yeah? how many boyfriends do you have

[stuck kestrel]

Hottest capybara

[drowsy crest]

including you 1

[stuck kestrel]

you can do better

[keen parrot]

:3

[stuck kestrel]

very disappointing

[drowsy crest]

:3

[supple swan]

looks like skill issue u cant study

[olive crane]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1141573309662769214/1183522717824196679/attachment.gif

[stuck kestrel]

lol

[keen parrot]

thats a copypasta bozo

[jaunty kindle]

Looks like a typical 400 elo

[drowsy crest]

:3

[keen parrot]

i wasnt the original

[olive crane]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-corn-ungry-hungry-eating-corn-gif-7897761002079597507

[keen parrot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1198960821422788709/1209271084675764264/ezgif.com-gif-maker2.gif

[supple swan]

idc

[stuck kestrel]

🤔

[jaunty kindle]

I c

[supple swan]

u r supposed to say || eat me ||

[glossy radish]

my love

[supple swan]

none loves u

[glossy radish]

@stuck kestrel

[drowsy crest]

shut up i do

[stuck kestrel]

bbg

[olive crane]

https://tenor.com/view/dentedhead-speech-bubble-hldmbrnet-gif-25216740

[supple swan]

[drowsy crest]

I am trying to keep the kid happy

[stuck kestrel]

how r u

[glossy radish]

us

[keen parrot]

thats what a pdf file would say

[drowsy crest]

bro I am 15

[supple swan]

child services be reaching u out in some time

[glossy radish]

tired and bouta sleep hbu

[stuck kestrel]

new emote 🤯

[lament jacinth]

AHHHHHHH

[glossy radish]

oh no

[supple swan]

[lament jacinth]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[drowsy crest]

how many V does it take to screw a lightbulb

[stuck kestrel]

suffering from explosive diarrhoea

[glossy radish]

tmi

[supple swan]

i hate u liya

[keen parrot]

you can be 15 and a pdo

[drowsy crest]

how do you know

[supple swan]

i hate u liya

[stuck kestrel]

dont we all

[glossy radish]

no one loves u

[olive crane]

nothing compared to the krakatoa im cooking up

[keen parrot]

common sense?

[drowsy crest]

shut up I do

[glossy radish]

you don’t matter

[stuck kestrel]

……

[drowsy crest]

doesnt explain

[supple swan]

ik idc i can commit warcrimes without remorse

[drowsy crest]

😔

[cunning maple]

boom. roasted.

[glossy radish]

go agead

[keen parrot]

if a 15 yo would be into 6 yos that would be pedophilia

[olive crane]

false statement

[glossy radish]

vimun let’s not start this

[olive crane]

wait its true

[stuck kestrel]

Think back a little bit and you will realise 🙂

[glossy radish]

(again)

[supple swan]

but i am not good at hiding

[stuck kestrel]

Think about server history

[keen parrot]

how is what i said controversial

[glossy radish]

womp womp

[cunning maple]

nah wtf

[supple swan]

[glossy radish]

no arguments on shitty stuffs legs all jsut chill here before i pass out

[drowsy crest]

what goes up but never comes down

[glossy radish]

my

[orchid crown]

True statement

[stuck kestrel]

your……?

[drowsy crest]

my what

[glossy radish]

nvm 😔

[keen parrot]

ok

[stuck kestrel]

Answer me bbg

[drowsy crest]

da faq 💀

[cunning maple]

entropy

[jaunty kindle]

[stuck kestrel]

TELL ME

[olive crane]

yes

[stuck kestrel]

ARE YOU SECRETLY A DUDE?

[glossy radish]

i- um.. u-uh ….nvm 😔😔

[keen parrot]

no he isnt

[drowsy crest]

he is not secretly a dude

[glossy radish]

no my love i’m not

WHY YALL SAYING HE 😭

[drowsy crest]

💀 you are scary

[cunning maple]

Eyepatch botta get in a swordfight

[stuck kestrel]

💀

[glossy radish]

the only thing eyepatch getting are hugs

[drowsy crest]

does it- nvm

[stuck kestrel]

sounds romantic tho

[glossy radish]

[stuck kestrel]

[glossy radish]

ima ride u

[supple swan]

u gotta be real drunk for him to look beautiful

[glossy radish]

[keen parrot]

boyhugs are the best

[glossy radish]

i’ve never received a hug from a guy so idk

[keen parrot]

not even unity? zamn

[stuck kestrel]

other than me

🙂

[glossy radish]

ofc ofc darling

[drowsy crest]

womp womp (I am so sorry)

[lament jacinth]

Bro

[cunning maple]

gay

[keen parrot]

wait how old are you again

[stuck kestrel]

[glossy radish]

he’s a fking duck

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-mauzy-mice-boys-texting-gif-17756669638833090229

[drowsy crest]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/806277775551234098/972376271310966874/Gay_says.gif

[stuck kestrel]

im duck and ur cow

[supple swan]

https://tenor.com/view/trying-to-reach-the-door-puppycat-bee-%26-puppycat-can't-get-the-door-i'm-too-short-gif-6729702847466094582

[stuck kestrel]

this is what i imagine most people from this server look like

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/boy-kisser-gif-27701492

[drowsy crest]

and I am a capybara

[stuck kestrel]

🫂

[stuck kestrel]

literally me

[supple swan]

https://tenor.com/view/sesame-street-kermit-the-frog-kermit-dancing-fun-gif-16613860

i feel so stupid rn

[stuck kestrel]

damn

[glossy radish]

nyaaa

[stuck kestrel]

lmao

[drowsy crest]

when tf did you turn furry

[stuck kestrel]

why this is so funny

[keen parrot]

go to bed

[glossy radish]

never

[drowsy crest]

because the fat dude looks like he boutta explode

[stuck kestrel]

[glossy radish]

in an hour

[drowsy crest]

lmk when kitty ears

[glossy radish]

rn my love is online i cant waste this opportunity

[stuck kestrel]

only for me, not u 😤

[glossy radish]

god i love cockpit views

[drowsy crest]

fine bro have him

[keen parrot]

dont add an s between the k and p

[stuck kestrel]

🙂

[glossy radish]

[drowsy crest]

this emoji gives me PTSD

[jaunty kindle]

2 late

[stuck kestrel]

MH370 :

[glossy radish]

f

[stuck kestrel]

😁

[drowsy crest]

so I gave my friend school trip funds right (8000$), I jokingly told him to fund our club with this shit purely humour because our club was running out of equipments, later I ask him to give the money to some teacher for the trip, and he replies " 🙂 "

[stuck kestrel]

bro what

[drowsy crest]

YES

[stuck kestrel]

8k Usd?

[drowsy crest]

yeah USD I converted it

[stuck kestrel]

10 lakh rupees?

and he wasted it all?

[glossy radish]

[manic rose]

Hmm

[stuck kestrel]

💀

[drowsy crest]

8 lakh but yeah

[keen parrot]

wtf which insane adult gives kids the responsability to manage these amounts of money

[drowsy crest]

uh thats how stuff works

[cunning maple]

Bro lasagna has 83k messages in this server alone taking rate as 2 messages per minute thats 40k minutes ->666 hours in 160 days that's 4 hours per day on discord for 5 months consistently💀

[stuck kestrel]

here, you can buy a toyota corolla with that much

[cunning maple]

im convinced some people have no life

[keen parrot]

??? you dont just give kids 8 grand

[drowsy crest]

not wasted we just bought equipment for tinkering stuff apparently they were gonna buy anyway

[stuck kestrel]

Did he get caught or what

[glossy radish]

hehe

[drowsy crest]

caught for what

[glossy radish]

i actually have 105k

[lament jacinth]

Ill have more messages soon

[glossy radish]

other account died though

[stuck kestrel]

for misusing the money, stupid

[cunning maple]

like is this all you do 💀?

[keen parrot]

you still arent close to me L

[drowsy crest]

got scolded yes but as I said school was gonna buy stuff for us anyway

they were going to buy for 10K thats 2K remaining

[stuck kestrel]

wth

what kinda school do u go to

bruh

[glossy radish]

who wants lollipop

[drowsy crest]

the government funds clubs now btw

[stuck kestrel]

i want ur lollipop 🥺

[glossy radish]

no i actually touch grass

[drowsy crest]

I could tell you which one if you promise to not tell anyone lol

[glossy radish]

dawg i ate it already

[cunning maple]

bro u gotta have some introspection 4 hours on discord consistently is crazy

[drowsy crest]

since you already know me irl

[cunning maple]

probably more

[keen parrot]

alice got fully banned for this shit

[stuck kestrel]

He got banned for 🛢️

[keen parrot]

for nsfw references which you are doing too

[stuck kestrel]

I got a 1week timeout cuz i told bast to sthu and 1 day timeout cuz i called nk fat

and a 1day timeout cuz i said tunak tunak

so you cant tell me that mods are favouring me

[drowsy crest]

bro this is nothing

you know what my TO was for

[stuck kestrel]

lock out?

[drowsy crest]

the permanent one

[drowsy crest]

yeah

[stuck kestrel]

what for

[glossy radish]

[drowsy crest]

I told you friking

[keen parrot]

i got locked out for calling someone a (r-slur)

[stuck kestrel]

i forgor

[glossy radish]

sounds fun

[stuck kestrel]

tell again

[drowsy crest]

for posting oggy and the cockroaches intro

[stuck kestrel]

oh yeah

Thats a disgrace

[glossy radish]

hofdsm jf it’s three am

[stuck kestrel]

Oggy and cockroaches is literally goated

[graceful lintel]

Long time no see

[drowsy crest]

ma boy

[graceful lintel]

My fav show

[stuck kestrel]

i saw u like 2 days ago smh

[drowsy crest]

STOP USING INSTAGRAM

[graceful lintel]

my algorithm is cursed

[stuck kestrel]

sad , you cant say what u want to 😔

[graceful lintel]

I said like two words

[glossy radish]

they show women in my insta and i don’t even use it

[graceful lintel]

[glossy radish]

they show reslllyyyy good women

🤤

[keen parrot]

i didnt know you were lebanon

[glossy radish]

and ducks

[graceful lintel]

I said that and got 2 weeks timeout

[glossy radish]

yeah me neither

[stuck kestrel]

uhm what

[stuck kestrel]

the word?

[glossy radish]

🤤 ducks

[keen parrot]

did unity turn you lesbian

[stable mirage]

meow

[stuck kestrel]

ducks other than me? 😔

[glossy radish]

he had a gf

[graceful lintel]

Pics with word

[drowsy crest]

my rizz in a nutshell

[lament jacinth]

Excuse me what

[cursive pawn]

BRUHNOOOOOOO

[keen parrot]

👲

[glossy radish]

no i’m thinking abt u whenever i see ducks

[drowsy crest]

had*

[stable mirage]

I said chill

[graceful lintel]

HOKY everyone at one place

[stuck kestrel]

[glossy radish]

had?? yeah?

[drowsy crest]

💀

[graceful lintel]

HELLOOO

[stuck kestrel]

peking duck

[cursive pawn]

YOOOOOOOO

[lament jacinth]

She's seeing other ducks Pal move on

[glossy radish]

cutest

[stuck kestrel]

no shes not like u

[glossy radish]

false. ofc not

[drowsy crest]

😔

[graceful lintel]

How's it going

[glossy radish]

be nice to my mother

[cursive pawn]

IT GOOD WHY SAD

[stuck kestrel]

[digital phoenix]

have u seen my messages bro

[drowsy crest]

your mother was a friend to all

[glossy radish]

ik

[lament jacinth]

I AM A FRIEND TO ALL

[graceful lintel]

idk
I'm bored asf

[glossy radish]

liya is the friendliest person i’ve met

[cunning maple]

no one cares about you lil bro

[keen parrot]

this chat reeks of virginity, its probably cause of me mb

[lament jacinth]

ALL OF YOU ARE MY FRIENDS

[keen parrot]

even eyepatch?

[lament jacinth]

OR ELSE

[drowsy crest]

send smile emojis if she is holding your parents captive

[glossy radish]

this is why no one loves u

[cursive pawn]

watch dune

[stuck kestrel]

nah, youve changed 😔

[glossy radish]

☹️☹️

[stuck kestrel]

the short person syndrome has engulfed you

[lament jacinth]

Best friend

[drowsy crest]

calm down lil bro I will put you on top of a fridge

[graceful lintel]

Always angry grandma is happi

[stuck kestrel]

stranded on top of a fridge lol

[glossy radish]

one more insult to her we’re done

[lament jacinth]

IM NOT GRANDMA

[drowsy crest]

her height caught up to her

[lament jacinth]

YEAH

[keen parrot]

you are as short as one

[digital phoenix]

ok grandma

[stuck kestrel]

ok sowwy 🥺

[lament jacinth]

You better be

[glossy radish]

good duck

[cunning maple]

im not dependent on anyone else to feel good

[drowsy crest]

your mother befriended 18 cows whilst being married

[glossy radish]

[stuck kestrel]

[graceful lintel]

[keen parrot]

wow this chat is peak degeneracy

im 🍃

[drowsy crest]

how many vimun does it take to screw a lightbulb

[lament jacinth]

None

[graceful lintel]

Capybara

[drowsy crest]

hai

[graceful lintel]

[drowsy crest]

incorrect

[keen parrot]

1

[drowsy crest]

1, he holds the lightbulb and gets drunk till the world starts spinning

[keen parrot]

hell yeah

[graceful lintel]

Approx 6.7×10^-67

[drowsy crest]

what is this avogadro number

no thats 23

universal grav const

wait no no

charge on electron

MASS OF ELECTRON HELL YEAH

[graceful lintel]

No I juts made that up

[drowsy crest]

😔

[cunning maple]

tell me ur american without telling me ur american

[drowsy crest]

💀

[drowsy crest]

bros deducing skills are as good as his microphone

[glossy radish]

hi

[keen parrot]

americans 🤢

[glossy radish]

good thing i’m actually british

[graceful lintel]

Sussyamongusbakabingchillingtoiletgaming

[drowsy crest]

blud is not british

tea or kofi V

[glossy radish]

the things you don’t know 😭

only coco knows i think

[graceful lintel]

H2O

[glossy radish]

@minor spoke am i british

[drowsy crest]

CH2CH3CH2

[cursive pawn]

isnt it CH3CH2CH3

[drowsy crest]

yes you are correct

this way octates are complete I am glad you understand

[cursive pawn]

I am alchemist 😎

[cunning maple]

average 9th graders

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> gangstario

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Rapid: 1800 (peak)
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[cursive pawn]

i am a nutrition major chemistry and biology minor

[cunning maple]

irrelevant

[cursive pawn]

@warm spindle

[minor owl]

balls

[minor owl]

so ur obese

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-corn-ungry-hungry-eating-corn-gif-7897761002079597507

[vital acorn]

My life is complete.

[zealous glen]

well well well

[silk stag]

Isnt fin in the other chess server?

[drowsy crest]

"you moved your mouse, restart to apply changes" -we said jokingly in the 90s

[cunning maple]

whos we u were not even in this universe in the 90s

[grim edge]

:3

[fleet scroll]

cheese

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/muppetwiki-muppet-wiki-muppet-muppets-kermit-gif-13282760728630259313

[viscid jacinth]

So girlfriends

[fleet scroll]

yucky

[viscid jacinth]

bad

[native skiff]

gl bro

[viscid jacinth]

with what

[shy pike]

🐈

[fleet scroll]

<@&745328830649991179>

just spam

[barren prawn]

wht

[grim edge]

cringe

[fleet scroll]

did you look in a mirror today? 🔥

[cursive pawn]

Man i hate kids

[grim edge]

yes and i saw horrid figures

[fleet scroll]

[native skiff]

forgot pablo and beluga was a thing

W mans

[fleet scroll]

cheese

[grim edge]

i return

[viscid jacinth]

Uh huh

[grim edge]

i have a very funni screenshot of one of ur messages

[viscid jacinth]

Guylo ren more like guys low rent

[viscid jacinth]

Send if pg 13 fr

A full time job isnt enough for

balls

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-looking-side-eye-side-eye-meme-gif-9333588005695144100

cheese talk?

[fleet scroll]

CHEESE

[viscid jacinth]

wat da cat doin

[slate owl]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1158257783016263683/1211297785895190578/attachment.gif

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-cat-crying-kitten-crying-05starrynight-gif-10141647709992578610

[grim edge]

thats what i was talking abt

[grim edge]

wait its a gif

so true

https://tenor.com/view/real-and-true-cat-walking-gray-cat-gif-14865986020845776272

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C1kLXNcp2OU/?igsh=MW0xbXpuenIxbGxxeQ==

theworldchess

The cringiest chess-not-chess moment of 2023 🎶 #2023chesshighlights

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The only time I can beat magnus

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/hamster-watching-stare-i-see-you-gif-22305961

[random drum]

worst album ever

[fervent comet]

rat

[orchid crown]

hello

[slate owl]

i have some recommendations if youd like

[random drum]

sure

but read my about me

[slate owl]

of course

[random drum]

before sending anything

[slate owl]

duh

i listen to actual music

[random drum]

nice

suggest mam

[slate owl]

so any genre you like?

[random drum]

I mostly listen to rap music

[slate owl]

oohhhh

[random drum]

but I can listen to any type

[slate owl]

thats great to know

[random drum]

not too soft tho

[slate owl]

any sub genre??

[random drum]

like what idk what's sub genre lol

💀

[slate owl]

like theres trap or alternative

[fleet scroll]

imagine asking a non-metal listener about subgenres 💀

[random drum]

Tbh I have started listening to love and breakup songs now

[slate owl]

um dont do that that doesnt help

[random drum]

I tried metal

but didn't like it that much

[slate owl]

fr tho

[random drum]

nvm idc about genre you can suggest me songs

like any that are not too soft

[restive storm]

video game music

[shy pike]

that heavily varies

[random drum]

do u like metal?

[slate owl]

then theres blach panther soundtracks, without warning, and uh

[slate owl]

no its just not for me

[random drum]

same

[restive storm]

listen to disney music

[random drum]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1tf2iody5iRLYYPDSBpzRc?si=8886620535d046ef
this track is actually good but it's in hindi not in english

[restive storm]

disney music >

[slate owl]

any album you liked?

[shy pike]

nuh

[restive storm]

there's one disney music that's actually goated though
rare chance you've heard it

[grim edge]

https://youtu.be/yoGaza6Lr-c?si=dPHJi-bHp41lEeoo

[restive storm]

actually wait let me listen to it before reacting

[stable trail]

Hey ppl

How's it going ?

[shy pike]

Wat

[grim edge]

i can sing it

[restive storm]

pretty good I guess

[shy pike]

Inhale coffee

[restive storm]

you know disneyland right

[lime lava]

H
E llo

[slate owl]

ive been to disneyland in japan recently

[lime lava]

[slate owl]

:3

[restive storm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tm5fcLgN9r0
this isn't really disney music however it's the queue music for one of its rides

I listen to this sometimes when playing chess

[stable trail]

Thats what it is

[restive storm]

it's 1 hour 9 minutes long

[viscid jacinth]

i listen to brown noise

i am joking i dont

[grim edge]

is that disney?

[restive storm]

idk what that is

[grim edge]

meow

[slate owl]

:3

[fossil heart]

Sing

[grim edge]

i just did

[fossil heart]

That would be fire

[restive storm]

it's music that you can sometimes listen to while waiting for a ride in disneyland
but disney didn't make it
I just called it disney music lol

maybe disney made some of the music idk

doesn't matter though it's goated

[fossil heart]

Where ???

[grim edge]

brazil?

[slate owl]

what

[strange zephyr]

h

[grim edge]

you really wanna hear?

[fossil heart]

Why not I think you have a good voice

[grim edge]

just chatting @fossil heart

[restive storm]

how is it

[slate owl]

its a theme park 😔

[orchid crown]

lucky

was it fun

[grim edge]

Hello, does anyone want to play a game?

[somber bear]

Anyone wanna play

[grim edge]

I

[somber bear]

Sure send the link bro

[slate owl]

it really was fun but monsters inc didnt show up at the parade

[orchid crown]

aw atleast you had fun

[random drum]

I listen to Indian music mostly

[grim edge]

https://link.chess.com/play/6yOCQv

[random drum]

and the album was open letter

also sorry for replying late

[brittle lion]

https://youtube.com/shorts/r_VegcKV6h8?feature=share

[grim edge]

Gg

[somber bear]

Gg bro

[median token]

i was be able to reponed my account imma be goated now

[viral epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-promotion-chess-promotion-en-pessant-horse-gif-7638801631605969846

[grim edge]

Bishop and rukh:

[viral epoch]

Why do you hate my people

[viral sonnet]

smash

[viral epoch]

Slemming

[viral sonnet]

They're a female now so it's not gay

[viral epoch]

[viral sonnet]

You would smash too don't lie

[stable mirage]

:3

[viral sonnet]

hi sirius :3

[slate owl]

:3

[upbeat viper]

hi

[slate owl]

mod in chat i dip

[grim edge]

skibidi toilet will be mine yeah

im on that sigma grind yeah

[random drum]

I like how pia cramling is streaming for her child

for hours and hours

[warm spindle]

🕊️

[random drum]

h

[glacial lance]

guys, 21.03.24 🗣️🔥💯

[viral sonnet]

That's the femboy hotline

[glacial lance]

exactly

[grim edge]

march 21 2024

[median token]

what

[median token]

its the date of the 4rd reich

[glacial lance]

warzo...

[warm spindle]

I got finals tmrw and thursday tmrw bludd @cursive pawn

[normal dune]

yo guys i was wondering if anyone could help me get my elo a little higher

i mean like be in the same call and give me tips

[viral sonnet]

I can get you to 200 elo

[sour thorn]

bru anyone taking advantage of chessable prem

just own all the pro courses for free and when ur memberships run out u still have it lmao

[normal dune]

bro im higher than that

[teal dragon]

We got a racist oye in the chat

[ashen hazel]

Hi, i’m new here

[normal dune]

hi

[ashen hazel]

What you guys doing now?

[viral sonnet]

My bad gang

[normal dune]

playing chess

[normal dune]

its ok whats ur elo

[viral sonnet]

I might be able to get you to 300 if I give it my all

[ashen hazel]

I’m on my local chess club now

[viral sonnet]

i somehow hit negative 50 elo

[normal dune]

nice

[viral sonnet]

idk how

[normal dune]

but how?...

how is that possible

[viral sonnet]

I don't know either

[teal dragon]

My chess club is awe inspiring.. the Lion Pigs!!

[viral sonnet]

but I like to round it up to 500 elo

[normal dune]

lol

[ashen hazel]

Random question

[normal dune]

whats ur elo

[normal dune]

wut

[ashen hazel]

Anyone playing brawl stars or Fortnite here?

[teal dragon]

Rn it's like 1050

[normal dune]

i play both

[ashen hazel]

Me too!

[teal dragon]

I cooked a 2200 in bullet yest

[normal dune]

im at 350😭

[viral sonnet]

I play femboy simulator

[normal dune]

sheesh

[teal dragon]

We can play

[median token]

NAH BRO IM CRAZY

[viral sonnet]

it's a good game

[ashen hazel]

Click this link to add Corona as a friend in Brawl Stars! https://link.brawlstars.com/invite/friend/en?tag=2LQP0YG22&token=ybgrjfpe

[teal dragon]

I'm teaching a 400 to play

[ashen hazel]

Add me

[normal dune]

yo can i join

[viral sonnet]

I need Magnus Carlsen to teach me

[median token]

boys 🤯

[teal dragon]

Yea

[viral sonnet]

What's that

[normal dune]

one sec

[ashen hazel]

Ok

[viral sonnet]

Did you know it's possible to get to 2100 lichess in one match

[median token]

provision?

[peak plank]

we are aware what a provisonal rating is

[novel moat]

2100 lichess is bad

[ashen hazel]

Add me

[shy pike]

Im not

[shy pike]

no

[normal dune]

wait

[ashen hazel]

Ok

[novel moat]

Yes

[viral sonnet]

I agree

[novel moat]

Ok 300

[viral sonnet]

rahhhh!

I'll hit positive elo someday guys

[novel moat]

No you wont

[viral sonnet]

:(

i just won a match so I'm at -40 rn

My opponent tried to play a botez gambit but I saw through it and took his pawn instead

[fleet scroll]

m- me? couldn't be

[shy pike]

def not

[shy pike]

why silly skull

[viral sonnet]

it's the cool person skull

[shy pike]

oh

[restive storm]

it's just a premium skull

I got a bunch of them

[shy pike]

why send premium skull

[restive storm]

💀

[viral epoch]

Say it with me guys

Canon; not fanon

[restive storm]

what

[grim edge]

what can i do to break 300 on chess.com

im stuck at 230

[viral sonnet]

idk either I'm stuck at -40

[haughty mortar]

87% of chess players are below 215

Ur insane dude 👑

[viral sonnet]

What percent is below -40

[lament jacinth]

39

[haughty mortar]

-40 is quite good too

[viral sonnet]

Thanks

[grim edge]

is the chess.com ratings same as elo?

i dont understand all these numbers

[haughty mortar]

230 chesscom is like 2300 classical

[grim edge]

What is an average rating on chess.com

[keen parrot]

like 600

[grim edge]

https://www.chess.com/stats/live/rapid/perpetualdonk

so im way below average

[keen parrot]

is okay we all start somewhere

[teal dragon]

Our boy raged against the machine no pun intended lol

[grim edge]

i ordered 3 books

and paid for the unlimited puzzles and game analysis on the site

[teal dragon]

W scammed

[outer sage]

Guys

Today's my birthday💀💀🎂🎂

[orchid crown]

happy bday

[outer sage]

Thanks

[orchid crown]

npp

[outer sage]

My 🎁 gift?

[orchid crown]

🧠

💀 sorry

[outer sage]

Knowledge📚

[orchid crown]

uh yeahh

[outer sage]

Today is my last final exam

[orchid crown]

lucky

mines on thursday lmao

[outer sage]

Starting?

[orchid crown]

ending

[outer sage]

Yey

[outer sage]

What grade?

[orchid crown]

yeahh what are you gonna do during break

[orchid crown]

8th you?

[outer sage]

Same

[orchid crown]

oh cool!

[outer sage]

What movies

[orchid crown]

nice

[outer sage]

What are your expected marks/percentage

[orchid crown]

you mean passing average?

[outer sage]

Mine is 75-77

[outer sage]

No

[outer sage]

Your?

What r u getting

[orchid crown]

I mean the passing average is 60 but I expect to get 80s-90s

[outer sage]

Woow

[outer sage]

Really💀💀

[orchid crown]

or 80s-95

[orchid crown]

yeah💀

[outer sage]

What is your country??

[orchid crown]

where I live in rn?

[outer sage]

Yes

[outer sage]

Hello?

USA

[orchid crown]

Eh I dont really wanna share that info but Im from Africa

[outer sage]

Ok

[orchid crown]

it says that on my chess profile but im not actually from Usa lmao💀

[outer sage]

What is your favorite subject

[orchid crown]

free period lol

[outer sage]

Mine is maths and science

[orchid crown]

I like algebra

[outer sage]

💀💀

[outer sage]

It's mid

[orchid crown]

yeah but its pretty easy

[outer sage]

Hmm

[orchid crown]

for me at least

[outer sage]

How many subjects do you have?

[orchid crown]

like 7 ithink

hbu

[outer sage]

6

[orchid crown]

oh okau

[outer sage]

I hate my native language

[orchid crown]

whats your native language if you dont mind me asking

[outer sage]

Can't tell you that's sorry

[orchid crown]

oh ok np

[outer sage]

K

[grim edge]

:3

[outer sage]

https://youtube.com/shorts/_7o8iwMeV58?si=uAl5kAS_gIndNVyC

[glossy radish]

@stuck kestrel 🥰

[lament jacinth]

When are you guys marrying

[twilit island]

Wait, who is marrying whom here?

[peak plank]

I just realized I spent two days working on an optional assignment, fml

[twilit island]

Anyway, is it just me or are there others facing lag as well on chess.com?

[wild kite]

the john wick franchise >>>>

so good

[grim edge]

dune dune dinu dinu dune dune dinu dinu

Glad I bought Google last week

$$$

[stable mirage]

lmao

[high canopy]

guys i need ur help with something

one place it says someone died before the curtain was torn, the other place says no the curtain was torn then he died

is that a contradiction or not?

[warm spindle]

Hush little baby.

[arctic heart]

Both cannot be true at the same time so

contradiction

[high canopy]

ty

[arctic heart]

Either they happen at the same time or in a specific order,no in-between

[high canopy]

got it ty

[glossy radish]

never

[zealous glen]

That means its gonna explode

[high canopy]

riighhht? i was saying the same thing

[brisk zealot]

UWUWUWUWUW

[empty ice]

yo

someone there

[grim edge]

#💬〡chess-talk

[verbal thunder]

same

i got a little into trig

and some cal

but algebra is the king

[cobalt girder]

I’ll marry myself

[warm spindle]

Fake algebra.

[tulip lichen]

6 ft human compared to bears

[vale frost]

Deep quote

No matter how far you urinate the stream will always end at your feet.

[tulip lichen]

💀

[stone quiver]

Wheres fred

I mean frank

I miss you frank

[viral sonnet]

I could take a black bear in a fight

[radiant flame]

in a fight or u could just take him

[primal fern]

@glad canyon why did u close ur account 😦

[primal fern]

u have the same pfp

[radiant flame]

yh, this dude copied my pfp

its annoying

[strange skiff]

new sticker y or n

[grim edge]

Cool

[umbral wind]

what does that sticker even mean

[strange skiff]

it’s a meme with the hamster

its a new thing on reels and tiktok w sad music

how do u do fellow kids

[grim edge]

Watching people do puzzles

How are you Anittaaa

[warm spindle]

DO you like THIZ MEME fellow youngsters?

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

[drowsy crest]

n

[strange skiff]

lmfao

[grim edge]

anita can we make this into a sticker

[strange skiff]

kekw

make it chess

[grim edge]

[peak plank]

If someone becomes a dvoretsys disciple and isn't a master already then they should quit chess

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/hikaru-dr-disrespect-doctor-wtf-confused-gif-27483272

whar

[stable mirage]

too much going on

[twin moon]

I feel like the pawns would see more than the king

[craggy oar]

https://tenor.com/view/john-travolta-where-are-you-guys-there-no-one-here-gif-16881809

[lean gust]

didn't this sticker used to be "silence, Anitta has joined" or something

nvm

TLDR don't read what you just read
it's a waste of 2 seconds you're not getting back
(too late)

[cursive pawn]

I have finals this week too but easy

Nutrition is easy

[peak plank]

somone higher than 1200 rated join: https://link.chess.com/play/0pzit0

[random drum]

I never thought u open this server

[stable mirage]

??

[sage light]

who else long on $NVDA for wednesday

[fringe spear]

https://www.chess.com/play/arena/3277579

[median token]

university of Albert Einstein is offering free tuition

[cursive pawn]

i already have it😎

[grim edge]

sup

[stable mirage]

:3

[vague burrow]

[vague burrow]

holy cow

[primal fern]

yeaaa

[cursive pawn]

rip bozo

[vague burrow]

noway someone cheated over 9k game

[primal fern]

you think thats a lot?

[vague burrow]

and still didnt reached 2k

[primal fern]

of course he didnt' cheat in every game

[vague burrow]

thats a skill issue

[vague burrow]

ig

[primal fern]

i mean it's obvious he didn't

ayo fred got banned

#💬〡chess-talk message @vague burrow

[random drum]

my msg got deleted?

why?

[novel moat]

Lmfao fred banned

[digital phoenix]

lmao all afms are cheaters

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/vladimir-kramnik-vladimir-kramnik-is-typing-interesting-cheating-gif-7271389210124433565

[digital frigate]

Shit

[random drum]

who's fred

[novel moat]

A nobody

[random drum]

oh I see I don't have mp3 perms nvm

[digital phoenix]

an afm

@everyone

[random drum]

I see

[vague burrow]

wtf I thought he was legit

[grim edge]

Ping all not the one named all if u have balls

[novel moat]

Bro drew a cheater both with 95 accuracy

Like 60 move game

[vague burrow]

💀

[orchid sun]

whats an afm

[vague burrow]

arena fide master

[orchid sun]

all afms are cheaters

[digital phoenix]

real

(im an afm)

[orchid sun]

lmao

[vague burrow]

why u not connected

[vague burrow]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

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[orchid sun]

bro humbled lasagna

[digital phoenix]

no!

[stable mirage]

good he was so annoying

[viscid jacinth]

Since my exams are over I am thinking of doing dopamine detox

no like just not using phone

for like 2 or 3 weeks

[flint fox]

should i ping mods abt this or what

[grim edge]

:3

[honest drift]

Lol????

bro wanted to be my training partner F

[digital phoenix]

fk i cant send images

[honest drift]

very disappointing

[native skiff]

no way

theres no way thats real

[oak cliff]

Who is fred

what his disc name

[native skiff]

bro he had the perfect stats what was he doing

[oak cliff]

I've seen him before but forgor

I remember now..

rip.he quit the dc too :(

[native skiff]

he still on

[oak cliff]

this server,i meant

[native skiff]

i dont know

[stable mirage]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @digital phoenix, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[honest drift]

https://tenor.com/view/i-have-no-enemies-vinland-saga-no-enemies-meme-my-honest-reaction-gif-17805311993214710969

[solar crest]

hi

[lament jacinth]

You need the trusted role man

[digital phoenix]

no

[native skiff]

fred aint legit😿

[glacial steeple]

HEL0

HELPPPPPP, OFF TOPIC FORUMS ON CHESS.COM, BABY IS BACK

[lament jacinth]

Huh

[keen parrot]

what

[slate owl]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1141573309662769214/1183522717824196679/attachment.gif

[digital phoenix]

classic

[novel moat]

Nah wtf is this

[digital phoenix]

the vimun classic

[glacial steeple]

He said some rather horrible things to us, his username is Abcd554433477887655456 . He is the notorious troll we call "baby" on off topic on c.c

[keen parrot]

look, first time second time thats funny and all, but now its just becoming annoying

it aint even me who said it, i copied it from another copypasta in chat

just obnoxious at this point

[slate owl]

thats so sad to hear

however, can we honestly e date?

[keen parrot]

no

[glacial steeple]

Um...

[digital phoenix]

very creative username

[keen parrot]

"notorious troll" the guy just sounds like a 6 year old

[digital phoenix]

big crime

[lament jacinth]

Oh looks legit dming rn

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/hans-niemann-win-rage-gif-10933893950817240698

[hollow dirge]

I want diamond

[grim edge]

i would trust him

[viscid jacinth]

@stuck kestrel how did you find your pfp

[warm spindle]

Mfw baby is back

[viscid jacinth]

its been 22 minutes since someone chatted here

god damn

Anyways I didnt know how to write capital letters in cursive so I am learning to

[wild kite]

😭

Are you sure you're a science student

[viscid jacinth]

all those words took me 2 minutes to write each

[wild kite]

2 minutes for one?

[viscid jacinth]

The capital words you are seeing at top is like my previous writing

[viscid jacinth]

Like 10 seconds actually

[wild kite]

bruh go study 🗿 🗿

[sleek oriole]

imagine not learning that in school (unless ur asian or smth)

[viscid jacinth]

other time I was just trying to find one style for me

[viscid jacinth]

My exams are over buh

[wild kite]

Jee?

[viscid jacinth]

i write very slow and ugly so I am just learning this

[viscid jacinth]

no buh 11th

[wild kite]

You still preparing for jee

[viscid jacinth]

uh yeah

[sleek oriole]

why do you put so much fancy stuff in the letters there? that will slow you down

[wild kite]

I'm not even in 11th I'm done with like 3 chapters

💀

[warm spindle]

Jerry exam.

[viscid jacinth]

I know I am gonna lose all this style when I write fast but this is like for notes and stuff

[viscid jacinth]

damn which class

[west reef]

chat seemed dead

[wild kite]

10th pass

[west reef]

it seems ppl are chatting here

[viscid jacinth]

also I am gonna go for NIT not for IIT

[wild kite]

still

[west reef]

IIT jao

padhai karo

[wild kite]

Fr

[viscid jacinth]

i gotta learn how to write first though

[west reef]

zindagi mai kuch karo

apna naam roshan karo

[viscid jacinth]

imma die a beggar

[sleek oriole]

this is me writing cursive

[west reef]

shit

[viscid jacinth]

no thanks

[wild kite]

Ok now you speaking like my parents

[west reef]

be engineer like me

earn lot of money

[viscid jacinth]

my English teacher cut my marks in exams because she thought I wrote incorrect when only my handwriting was bad

sadge

[wild kite]

why do u even care about school marks

focus on AITS

[viscid jacinth]

duh but still what if jee people cut my marks for same reason

[wild kite]

rurbejskxmrhe

JEE IS OBJECTIVE

[viscid jacinth]

also I write like very fricking slow

[viscid jacinth]

whar

[wild kite]

??

Are you finding this out now?

[viscid jacinth]

no i was confused by what you meant by objective

[wild kite]

Mcq

[viscid jacinth]

oh right

shit

[wild kite]

[viscid jacinth]

anyways I dont have 12th grade books on me

and i will go on dopamine detox tommorow

to like not be addicted

[orchid crown]

why do I have mentions💀

[west reef]

what do you do to get dopamine detox

[drowsy crest]

do not use your mobile or anything that stimulates dopamaine

or minimise atleast

[west reef]

well i have weird relation with chess

[viscid jacinth]

yeah you can do that too

[west reef]

playing chess definitely doesnt give me dopamine

I get bored after 5 games

[viscid jacinth]

yeah it does

Even doing studies gives you dopamine lol

[west reef]

its not like I am completely addicted to chess

I can stop playing at will

[novel moat]

Thats what they all say

[west reef]

uh huh

[viscid jacinth]

thats like the most heard line from addicts

[west reef]

ya well, couldnt be me

winning in chess definitely gives dopamine

but once u start to lose, u feel like quitting

[orchid crown]

I lose every chess game I play

but I dont quit

[teal dragon]

Based based

https://youtube.com/shorts/GUseWvb5J-A?si=giFsTddd2sVsV01m

[orchid crown]

its one of those short story recaps💀 lmao

[teal dragon]

If you don't like this one u a hater

Or my better half, the ghost of disco past present and future

[orchid crown]

nah man I aint hatin

[teal dragon]

That's wat a hater would say

[orchid crown]

I mean

[teal dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/really-seriously-not-really-not-sure-kinda-gif-16451903

Now it's one of those cringe standoffish gifs

[silent quest]

That would be cute if it wasn't a women

[teal dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/well-damm-gif-24707970

U gay af

Tell ur mom to tuck in ur shirt B4 leaving the house

[graceful lintel]

kisses

[lament jacinth]

@glass kiln cringe

[keen parrot]

what does the n stand for

in the emoji n_kiss

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/realistic-cat-smurf-meme-funny-gif-5895795080802392404

[graceful lintel]

[graceful lintel]