#💬〡general-off-topic
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for starters ykyk
and yet i don't know what a gauge is
thickness of string
its the size for string
oh
Bad day
Ah yes microscopic string
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Blitz: 1207 (1251 peak)
Bullet: 1237 (1338 peak)
Does gauge change the sound tho
I Lost 200 elo 😭😭
it's the size of the smallest string
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Bullet: 377 (1198 peak)
This
That's smaller than a blood cell no way
are you acoustic?
Ahhh man u need to stop being depressed idk how u can do that but u shud
electric
You said it was 1.1um
It's past your bedtime. You were awake since past midnight, now you can see the sunlight. So go to sleep.
mm, milimeter
Go play tournament chess.com https://www.chess.com/play/arena/3275990
Yes 0.0011 mm is 1.1 micrometers
what's my time then
Bloodcell is about 3 micro metres
It isn't even 12 at your place.
Not in relation with ur height he is talking in general
Nah
then whay
maybe 0.011 then idk man
smth like that
That's still microscopic
IDK
Sleep or else you suffer from irreversible brain damage.
1.1mm is the thinnest available
i have nothing to lose then :3
yea idk just ask the guy at the shop for 11 gauge
Uh this isnt America buddy
mate
And he isn't american either buddy
im not american i'll tell you that
He is Indian
you really are always watching
my bridge thing is the
It's safe to assume 75 percent of this server is from India
i am not indian
Cool.
His name says it all
wtf i dont see the pins you put on the strings
EXACTLY 😭🙏
idk either when it snaps i js pull it out
idk if i can ask this but:
does anyone wanna play 1v1 checkers/draughts?
but then how woould you put it in
wrong server buddy
exactly
but sure im down
k dm me
i think that circle thing u curve the string around then tie it
TF is draughts
google it
dm me if u wanna play 1v1
you are not supposed to tie it-
10 by 10 checkers
there are pins or smth usually
It's jus checkers u cud have jus told
8 by 8 checkers is solved
Ouhhhh
i said checkers/draughts
checkers is intuition right
u aint human
My bad man half my brain doesn't work
cuz u aint human
Are u accusing me of identity theft 🤨
eyo wat
....
maybe
deez
I'll find u and ull pay for what uve said
nah
i come back to my phone and this the first thing i see
i bet that i will sue you faster than u find me
U kill all the fun man
is there like a guitar store or smth near you
checkers.com >>>> chess.com
$sudo sue @human._.77
American behaviour I see 🐻❄️
no fair he's finding ur father
Excuse me?
Because checkers.com gives me junk food and chess.com doesn't.
ew a pretend linux user
Excuse me?
U r excused
gl then
like 22 km waya
i am not american. i am european
you are excused
bru
you're gonna have some trouble when you try to put in the strings in yourself
anyways who wanna play checkers 1v1?
me
It's a joke 🦅
dm me then
Yoo I wanna troll someone so bad
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
bro single handedly killed chat
don't you ever sleep
cat got pp on his head
Not really. I am chronically online.
.... same
I have tremors
Does anyone know of ways I can help contribute to climate change?
I do, but I don't think it's a good idea.
I want it to get hotter so I have more beach days to show my abs off
Merica 🦅🦅🦅🦅
is there a way i can filter out non americans on chess.com I want to only play against the best and smartest which are americans
I keep being matched against flags ive never even seen from countries i never heard of. Who has ever heard of a country called Turkey? like is it thanksgiving there everyday?
Still watching.
alpaca can we be friends
Maybe.
Hello kids
Ykw, I'll stop watching for a while. I'll go watch some YT and lurk. I'll probably sleep tonight. Bye!
lol I love your username @clear night 😂
Lmao
Thanks. I have a higher accuracy than Kramnik at catching cheaters.
that bishop is going to e4, not e2
Nah that bishop sacrificed itself for backrank mate.
It's going to heaven.
































































1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 Nf6 4. Nc3 Bb4 5. Bd3 O-O 6. dxe5 Nh5 7. O-O Nf4 8. Bxf4 h6 9. Nd5 Re8 10. Nxb4 d6 11. Nxc6 bxc6 12. exd6 cxd6 13. Re1 Rb8 14. b3 Bg4 15. Bc4 d5 16. exd5 cxd5 17. Bxb8 Qxb8 18. Rxe8+ Qxe8 19. Qxd5 Bxf3 20. Qxf3 Qe5 21. Qxf7+ Kh7 22. Bd3+ Kh8 23. Qf8#
if chessable has it, try that. chesstemp has an openning thing too. idk play it more and real games and that will give u real experience
ur 500-999 u dont need openings btw. learn to not blunder and ull do fine
oh ok
@austere garden we used to send this but if we did it too much we'd get banned for spam
I played one game last night, 15 seconds vs 1 minute
lol u should ping him and ask him if he wanted to practice his openings in some quick matches lmao
We've got to play each other again some day. I wish I was focusing more on chess consistently
fr
There a hero who is more dangerous than argus that I used to main
gg
always lurking behind the bishops.
yall any random computer nerd here??? 💀
There are many, but I am not one of them
Now I am leaving discord. I won't be watching anymore. But I'll be back.
:3
here
hi gays
sup

my girlfriend tripped and spilled coffee on herself today and I laughed then she spilled the rest of on me because I laughed
women ☕️ 🕳️ 👩🏻🦯
How is it
guys who wants to see my room tour
No one
Ain't watching allat
Im deleting discord
goodbye!

anyone up
im listening to my weird playlist rn 😭
Bro you're not Fischer
ok then i n going to sleep
Nah my playlist is very questionable
Same
My gym playlist is decent tho
which language do u guys listen
Huhh english
sometimes there is no language though
Hey lads
this server fell offf man
fr
TIME (shift)
We discovered the entry to other new planes 🗣️🗣️🗣️
My old playlist is ass
I have never seen blud in this server
idk how he is speaking such facts
fr
I have never seen you either
stfu
i decided to speak in facts today
speak em till everyone hear your words
hey chat
shut up 2g
Nahh chess always has its ups and downs
no
if something major happens
oh u mean popularity?
Yeah
@drowsy crest i love you
like covid, queensgambit, the streamer pog champ thing, allat lol
any of that would be cool for chess
da faq
huge tournaments (not serious ones)
i wish they did more streamer tournaments. image we had streamers in this chat every once in a while 💀 .... nah but itd just be funny to shit on clueless streamers in chess again
Oh they were here?
no lol but im more than confident they lurk
I think they got better to do man 😭😀
They all millionaires
nah i literally saw one in chat earlier today 💀
lmao no, not all chess streamers are
bro.. we talking about streamers not chess streamers
streamers playing chess
mr beast is broke
what normies care about chess streamers
what normies care about eli777_
broke as in 0.001% of the people
@austere garden kanye west is so good
was^
idk
ok
paperwork is good
why ping me about that lol
cuz yes
go to sleep
forcefully, bye
thinks people are talking to him 😭
@austere garden i need songs for my playlist
thats a shame
why
idk u tell me
i need songs
still here?
who is kenzo balla
who is 2g
me
sounds irrelevant
indeed
fun fact: 5+5=10
proof?
I am NOT clicking that
ip logger
AYO AINT NO WAY
did u actually click that
Might as well just use ipgrabify
lol
prove it though
thats what i said
meow
:3
:3
Hello.
hi furry
My bio says I'm not.
okay
Your pfp says you are
@clear night butter chicken masala or paneer butter masala?
But who is telling the truth? the bio or the pfp?
Who knows
chiken tikka masala
i ordered butter chicken masala and samosa
Dave Chapelle is a very good comedian for someone who's black kinda vibes
He’s a great rapper you don’t need to add on the ‘white’ part
I know but what you said makes no sense lol
That's what i meant
tanned is crazy
chess
Nu
No
new response just dropped
Sigma
13+
i meet the requirements
S-
Skibidi toilet
I amp
crazy
very witty
u play roblox u aren’t even 12+
i play roblox too, deepwoken is peak
sigh
I play roblox and am 68, shoot me
w
i've played that before but it's a bit boring
a lot of people like it though, rightfully so

Guys I have a really funny joke
i have been mewing since my conception
does that make me alpha sigma?
Yes you are the rizzler
Greek lore is carried by Zeus’ W rizz
But he rapped people
He rapped for them, with profanity
one could imagine sisyphus happy
Wait what
I actually did not know that, the W rizz comment now has a weird dark undertone
wow normalizing rapping (the music) is not cool man
it really hypes them up
wait wha-
yeah bro they can't control the feelings that W rap music dgives
bros the chat slayer
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meow
wtf
You’re trying to get with a 13 year old girl?
he 12
its a boy and im actually 13, im just trolling him
he aint even old enough ti be on discord. he aint even a teen
Oh so you like 12 year old boys 💀
its confirmed
ew bro no. First off. Hes a friend of a friend. He randomly asked me out, he doesnt know im a boy, im 13 and hes 12. I decided to troll him so I said sure
Nah. id rather troll the hell outta him
This reads like gay panic
Dw man we accept you
🤝 🏳️🌈
gay
Thank you for supporting but im not gay.
why are u talking -- flirting -- with a 12 yo boy
Im not im trolling him
Cap
Literally he just met me, he is one of those desperate people
ur "trolling" is flirting with a 12yo
so I decided to troll him
Nah jokes aside catfishing a 12 year old is crazy
fr
they are supposedly 13 so i don't exactly see how that'd be terrible
You are joining jdot on rikers island 💀
lol do u really believe him tho?
lmfao
no
so it is not good most likely
a good rule is to always assume ppl rnt telling the truth
Jdot are you gay
💀
I aint reading allat, I’m just calling 911
Nah im boutta get swatted
did u just dox a random 13yo in michigan?
if this is real you’re a dumbass don’t tell strangers that
I just doxxed myself
look it up, all those locations are real
delete that btw
So?
idrc 💀
my cats
what if he doxxed the 12yo's information 💀
hey everyone I'm 81 years old
that's a real age so it must be true
CAR
and a random picture of me for more proof
passenger seat tho
stop giving strangers ur info
Meow
get some dread locks
Bet
?????
No man get the R9 cut
"Imagine rain with a low-taper fade"
bruh
looks 8 year old
mf looks eight and likes eleven year old boys
does blud need my god damn birth certificate
send it 
Yes
HIS LMFAO
atleast i dont assume weird stuff
send the boy’s that you stole
at least i don’t like twelve year old boys
Even this guy knows you're the biggest weirdo ever
hi lasagna
hi chimmy
which guy what
I may look eight. But either way thanks for backing me up
Im not , i never liked him anyway
Oh
i’m not a he bitch
Hmm lemme get a better pic to make me look 13
why are you eight and have such pfp
uh oh someone is mad everyone knows his a weirdo
cant be me!
please get your grammar right, then we can talk
Whoever this may concern. Lasagna has been classified as a class 3 bitch. Thank you.
ok now i respect you a little bit
but that pfp is really bad
whoaj
you are my friend now
@upbeat viper you're egyptian or i heard wrong?
What did lasaga do
what’d i even do to u lil bro
He isn’t even in chat
We're having soft tacos later!
I'm french
someone is soooo mad , cant be me
@glossy radish chill vv
@digital phoenix yo they’re talking abt u
wtf is happening in chat
tell them to chill? i didn’t do anything
this eight yr old started attacking me
You're starting every fight even in #💬〡chess-talk
Well chill out all of you
cow is in the right here.
dawg i didn’t do anything
Harsh
sure thing you dont start fights
Just stop fighting
u sent ur full government name, location, and face into this chat
Smh
Wait batman is a mod
i don’t
It's bastman
Of course I am
asser what r u doing man
no shit 🤡
._.
even a seven year old would know that based on their role
not even batman can save us
That clown reminds me of something... WAIT A MINUTE, ITS YOU
It's not like I have a blue pawn flair
being a total asshole that’s what
tell them to
asser ur not invited to my birthday party
ok but lasgna keep making fights
he’s not even online
lmao thats not lasagna
@digital phoenix this kid has beef with you
i dont care

asser what r u doing man
i say lasgna cloned not v cloned or whatever
literally
asser what got into u. r u drunk or smthn?
Bro push for 1000 dont argue with discord bozos 
You're the kind of school kid who starts a fight and the first one to run out of it
dude i was just joking around with asser then he starts attacking me
asser, what are you doing 💀
i need image perms so bad smh
i gotchu send it
this is my chance
NEUROLINK I WILL TAKE YOUR PLACE THIS TIME
ass
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Fixed my PFP no more trollin boys
yes
now you W
how old are you Actually?
Why did I get oceania role im north america
u choosed it
right-
choosed
Boy. Never walk
away from home
ahead of your axe and sword.
You can’t feel a battle
in your bones
or foresee a fight
what
Boy. Wake early
if you want
another man’s life or land.
No lamb
for the lazy wolf.
No battle’s won in bed.
tf
Machine
Cattle die
kinsmen die
all men are mortal.
Words of praise
will never perish
nor a noble name.
War does not measure the strength of a man. Turn back now. Take your axe ahead.
Death has seeked you Jdot
Death can have me when it earns me.
execute her
I summon upon Oden.
Smite down the foolish man.
Tell Him He Is Not Safe While I Walk The Earth.
Cheese
YESSIR
oh sir abyssional long time no see
Yoink
Who are you
how could you forget me sir
ofc thats why you are my friend
Yuh
If I knew you, you’d be on my friends list
I feel like a man and a femboy combined but its like multipersonality syndrome
is that so
I will accept you both times
You’re a literal child
Please don't send pictures of your handsome cat
IS THAT A RUSSIAN SIBERIAN?
HOW THE FLIPPITY FRIED F-
why you pointing guns at your cats
"Never lower your guard" -Kratos
<@&745328830649991179> pictures of pointing gun at cats
Someone is mad
uh oh
Not to mention EXCLAIMER ITS A PROP
obviously it is
Exactly
Its a prop, so it dont matter. He gettin pressed bc his girl left him just like his dad when he was 7
😭
Bro’s just mad he got caught
💀
Bro's mad he got caught in the peanut butter jar
Im goin off rn
Sure kiddo, go off
I think he survived japan 1942's radiation. It would explain alot
ah sounds like a good time to have a nap
Was busy studying
chillout
Just went outside to study for fresh air
werent you like 23+
Chillout? nah, His dad Wentout.
if you keep this up we wont have soft tacos
Yeah I’m 27. Going for a certification. Only have about 200 pages worth of stuff to go through and then some exercises
oh what field are you in rn
Going for a cybersecurity cert
CCNA
Currently working as a system engineer
OSCP
Correct
I develop malware too
Oh neat. I learned a bit about process hollowing today
you know about crow?
I don’t
Alright I got it all out
uh search up crow malware he has a nice discord community I am active there
Blud is still waffling 💀
OH I DO KNOW CROW
chillout 💀 he aint even arguing anymore
his voice was nice so I went to his discord
stayed for the nice community
😌
Have you guys heard of the distributive property?
also also maldev academy?
I need to learn more windows api
distributive property of what?
Math
like what topic in maths sets etc
I have. Waiting until I get some baseline knowledge before I dive deep into exploit development
which language are you gonna write malwares in
Just c++
solve for X. 6(X+7)=168
Oh, if you ever need the course just hit me up, 500$ is a bit too much I can give you it for free
Ehhh I’ll pass
oh
bro how old are you
Kindergarten ahh homework
6X + 7*6 = 168, solve from here
where is mu no
you wanna spend money on it?
@glossy radish hiii
I mean its good value for money icl, plus there discord server is 💯
I’m probably not going to take it. Gonna go for offsec exploit development cert
Long term goal is osce3
oh osce3 has malware analysis stuff no?
just rearrange
Ya in EXP-301
what do you plan to do afterwards
Then they also have an advanced exploit development cert targeting windows
i think you made it worse. just do x = (168/6) - 7
This is enough to keep me occupied for quite a while
I think networking + OSCP is enough for a 6 figure job
Bro lmao that’s wrong
you starting the new lockbit or something 💀
no its not lol
I’m not correcting it for you to give shitlord the correct answer
yeah but what are you even targeting
isnt there a concrete end point where you are gonna stop
A better job than I have now lmao
I need you @glossy radish
6x + 42 = 168, 168 - 42 = 126, 126/6 = (120/6) + 1 = 21 (X is 21)
unless im stupid
i just got here
as I said OSCP + Networking + basic cyber security stuff and linux is enough for a 6 figure job why go further lmfao
Interest in the field
yup correct I got the same answer using (168/6) - 7
I’ve done 60 boxes on proving grounds so far
oh do you do CTF
Not really
are you good with C
is htb/pg the webpage exploiting stuff I forgot
oh try pwnable.kr
pixel do you remember me?
No they’re isolated instances that are intentionally vulnerable
no no no no
Most have a web component though
sadly, yes
yeah am not good with layer 3 sadly
aww, must be only posititve things right?????
it comes to exploiting IP and I am lost
right?!!!!!???
how long have you been into this field
im inside personally
not you
but I appreciate the answer
no problem
exceptions exist
Couple years
are we going philosophical
a good sheep
if yu want to 🫶
what certs do you have
nah am good
oh you dont want to :(
None rn
its boring
Oscp is first up
ur boring if anything
isnt CCNA+ the first people aim for
Sometimes
hmm lemme see what exactly oscp is
like tools such as nmap and stuff
yes...
SOUNDS SO COOL
why is this chat so boring rn @peak plank
can you make some people come so it can be fun for once
like seruously only boring stuff in here
aren't you in new zealand
exam attempt is like $260
oh, did you study hacking databases
there's a bit, I've learned about blind, error-based, and union sql injection
anything around mongodb?
nah not much nosql for this
I want you to try hacking my database
oh
nty, I don't know nosql injection, and I have no way of verifying it's actually your database
uh I could show you whats inside it lol
nty
well since its already not happening 💀
HOW YOU DOING 🫶
AWW IMDOING OKAY HOW ARE U LOVE
IM DOING GREAT
JUST LURKING IN THIS BORING DISCORD SERVER
NO ONE FUNNY IS HERE BESIDES YOU :(
well everyone is here is some crazy nerd arguing about random stuff
ermmm nuh-uh
@misty sleet youre a funny man huh?
looks aren't everything
check out general
yep
NO I DIRNT MEAN IT LIKE THA
callan tell me a joke RIGHT NOW
I got some good jokes, but I can't send them here
why did Asser not get special treatment
Because he played the London
nah i’m already laughing
is asser the mf arguing in chess talk
😂😂😂😂😂😂👾
yes
asser is the reason i hate this server
tajikistan
i wish. i cant rn
what is that
oh i thought u were in there
906 said normal VC to start
906??
didnt realize he ment GC
are you disrepecting my name?
no I added 4
why is that
wtf is going on
cant read
fair
good question
@grim edge did your ass run a marathon yet or nah? (I tried but I took 1g of caffeine before and almost passed out so I had to stop 💀 )
I beat hexagon force yesterday
hexagon? like the shape?
yes
AINT NO WAY
in chess you hope what
hey just so you know, there's a user being bullied/dogpiled in #💬〡chess-talk
I wanna check you out
Whattyttttttt i said you beat Nelson in a pageant
is that A REAL FEMALE?
oh hwell nah
thats crazy
please tell me its a fake one
yeah nah im scared
what? Nelson is pregnant?
@sudden wyvern is it a boy or a girl
im scawed
dont talk to me you witch
what did i do
being a witch, obviously????????
nevermind im garbage at checkers
yeah im not falling for dumb tricks like that you witch
@grim edge do you think its a good idea to go run a 5k while drunK?
at least I wont feel cold
Hey everyone:D
Xx_Noob_Mashu_xX
HI MARAHYYY
who is marahy
Haii V :)
marshyyy

my fren
V 💖
lol dont leak nun
yessir
902b, what nick names u got
bk
literally bk
ong
nah u need a real name or smthn 😭
bring back bk era
nurher king
god I gotta get good at checkers
wanna play
sure
if I wasnt drinking I would destroy you in checkers
just sayinbg
Checkers is easy just don't move the pieces that on the back rank
I would absotoly destroy you in every way possible
Join the challenge or watch the game here.
idk how to plau checkers
i cant rn oops
smh
i’m sorry
whats this
yes pls
checkers
V r u a lasagna?
lasagn
i cant rn tho i cant think fr shit
isnt it solved
probanly gonna black out wiyhin 2h 🫶
play shogi
shogi is so hard
yes
likwe actually fr its so hard I tried to learn cause friends and nah its hard
idk anything about shogi
@peak plank let play checkers sent me a link
Play scrabble
shogi is like how to bag an asian girl 101 ttpw shit
if you know how to play shogi u get hwer
How ur day v :)
thats better
hearts > flames
Why do I always get bully when I put flames ;-;
heartts and cute flqmes arent
I can HELP
what is this
what’s this one
lol chess talk is in such a mess
is that like tajikistan or something
plslslslsls someone help
no that one is green white red
cow, u better be happy u got outta that mess when u did
asser is still actin a fool
hehe i can sneak out of anything
uzbekistan?
idk im not autistic and too drnk for this
lmao
like azerbajan?
thanks
oh yeah uzbekistan
tf
🇺🇿
smh, not recognizing Nodirbek Abdusattorov's flag
ok
kazakhstan
guys i have 47/49 asian countries memorised help me
I love asians!
👎
no, I'm correct
Xin chao
LMAO mb i spelt it wrong
Are you from north or south?
Damn
yeah skill issue
South hbu :)
what's last one
kyrgyzstan
I just came back from Saigon, that rapper dude mannn
I live in America idk what happening there tbh
;-;
kyrgyzstan
Oh lol
I'm talking about low G
🔥
ty
No idea who u talking about ;-;
np
alr time to do it all again
Wtf are these flags
and i love u for that 
I'm from turkey it's in africa
some say it’s in europe too
I am from africa its in turkey
Oh we from the same planet
I am from za earth 22
👽👽
turkiye is turkiye
turkey is in mexico
turkey is an animal
Still better geography that in the us
us is the entire world

yep yep
Omg hi it’s storm
haiii
:3
No
:(
Hi
Hai :)
Someone said ur trans is that true
UwU
🚂🚆
hihi
omg even better
hello 🐝
but I still hate it
fellas wait before chat is flooded I wanna save some memes up there
@austere garden
:3
And who said that?
LMAO
Idk I just remembered someone did
bro 💀
U really that down bad huh
im gonna get muted i already know... but ive literally done nothing wrong
is it false? 😔
uwu
100%
YES TFYM
So u r trans?
No I’m not…
Oh
:((((((
When tf u reached 2000...
wtv
I gave coaching
I’m him


