#💬〡general-off-topic
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Women typically need more body fat to be healthier because they need adipose tissue
but ur short
true
😦
You will still weigh less because you have less muscle
We're talking about weight
Exactly
And how do you think most ppl gain weight
my grandpa is 6 foot why i have to take after my dads side for height
You're too obsessive over it height bro
fr
But.. why??
Ur short bozo
Yeah it's part of who I are
im your height at the doctors
because i want to make them feel bad
average human motivations
Chop you familys legs so they are shorter
no wau
im taller than my family
Griffith ahh motivation
they are annoying thats why
I am taller than yo whole generation
how tall
6'1
How tall were you at 15
I am 15
Shiii I'm 15 and 5 ft 11 only
ran is 5'1 he meant
What's with these homies, dissing my girl?
man I think i might have marfans syndrome
roblox player how old are u 12
"only"
do the thumb test
which grade are you in
In reality I'm 5 ft 4, standing on my money I'm 6 ft 6
If I force it it is able to go out of finger otherwise its in
whats your race
uh brown
go to a doctor
bro what
Marfan syndrome I hope you enjoy your aortic dissections
10th
most probably white
ethnicity
anyone wanna vs
???
theyre mixed then?
Yes
wait whar
whats your ethnicity
....
I dont even know
huh
ran is an indain
ran is green
are you indian
Me toooo
what
yep
so you are stick?
yes
thats really unhealthy
im 50kg but u r like 3 inches taller me than me
rnt u 5'8?
put it in the water and measure the water displacement
6'1 is 4 inches taller than 5'9
dude I just wanna eat
lmao
this is wild
pause
food
my head looks very small how can it be almost at 100th percentile
prob why i have high iq tbh
u iq is low
lmao
no
unlikely to be low with head size
unless a genetic defect/condition
Megamind
my head actually looks small to where people can sometimes mention it looks small
broad shoulders maybe?
....
ur fat
Am joking
ok
Guys believe me
reclusive do u have the caseoh build?
Reminds me, they put caseoh in a presentation for eating disorder
lmao
Teacher actually did that
As a nutrition student i shall do that too
its morning
no its not 😠
yes it is
7pm
😦
When do y'all wake up on a school day
1030
7:00
6 am
6 am, then sleep for an hour
7
:3
:3
:3
12 pm

ngl the best dreams are when u go to ur house during a school day for no reason and u go back to class and the teacher doesnt care
i wake up at 4:55 lol
Oof
bus picks up at 6:20
nerd
gyatt dayum thats early
middle school bus picked up at 6
word i dont even go to bed that early
jeez
Ok
do u pay ur taxes?
im 15
tax evasion 
uve been reported to the irs
Almost got hit by a tornado 😝
But in the words on Elton John and the gorrilla from sing I'm still standing
failed gif, everyone point and laugh
Hey guys
yapping
i dont think i have perms
cause you're in this server 24/7
Naw
failed again, couldn't be me
lol
Love to have a Music Share channel on here dedicated to only posting Youtube Music or Spotify or Apple Music
I don't get it
🥶
balls
Growth spurts will come and clutch
witty how tall r u
1 ft 4
lol
anyone 1v1
omg real kai cenat
v
kai centa!!!
lol
Jpot
da altoid
women
:3
are you a woman
no im a women
do you want to be my girlfriends
im a minor
has anyone read ebbing's modern general chemistry?
also women usually implies not minor
alr thx for the correction then
so you lied to me 😔
i tell no lies

dont sip me

that stare emote is lowk kinda disgusting
idky, just looks greasy
also face is lopsided lol

before i feel bad, who is that?
i shouldnt be so mean. mb
im watching a skeeter jean video tho so i defaulted
sup
ofc
the grind never ends
get off discord bruh 😭
lmao
im watching yt videos :3 and messing around in chats
:3
I can focus on :3
@sewermods spam
@graceful lintel
@grim edge
@warped portal
WHY TF IS EVERYONE LOCKED OUT
wait no bug
#💬〡chess-talk nerd
lol
what can i do for u
Hi
why are you online 24/7
touch some grass
WWWWWW
Nope
Finally I'm unlocked again(after 2 weeks)
Gonna bully ppl now

:3
meow
why u crying baby
He was my fav actor and he committed s....... 4 years ago
who is srr
well stop crying
Ssr= Sushant Singh Rajput
I am watching a podcast from his sister btw
whos that
meow
Indian actor
it's not even proved yet that he committed suci** and there is some foul in that case
nvm leave it
Reported.
who?
miau
meow
meow
meow
:3
mraw
meow
:3
cat server when
:3

where
here
ayo what the
lol
..
khamzat find this guy and send him a pizza 🙂 👍🏿
You got the answer wrong lmao and said why are women stupid
I multiplied by 2 on accident
You didnt know what 7!! is
I did
So my point stands, also you suck at chess probably
The joke flew over my head
😴
Hi..
Sup
well yeah probably cos ur like 4 feet tall
Anyone migrated here?
(jk liya 🙂 )
4'10
tryna avoid the talking in chess talk time out 💯
alpaca is street smart like that 🥶
The best I can do is advise them. If they don't want to listen, I don't really care.
Advise what
My latest otb game against a 1300 national rating 💀
e4 and e5 😦
Fr
Even I don't play this bad.
Just play the english.
play smthn better like nf3 and just play trap lines and tricks until u find smthn about urself or smthn
Should have seen the game I had before hahahaha
1300 fide = nonexistent
Tf what rating are you💀 have you ever heard about serious otb chess? Yes I could have played more trappy against a 1300 but u was sure I would win anyways in a classical
National rating tho
im 1200 but fr dont be so formal. he aint making u a suit. get awesome sauced up
True
Yes. But if I would have lost. In any weird way. It would hurt my rating a lot
i c what u mean. imo yolo
indeed
If yeah
idk the difference 😦
This is the dynamic I usually try to go for if this statifies you @austere garden . Was actually also my most crazy game ever
But prep lmao
lol i love the g pawn push
u should play 1. g4
It’s prep. Called the delayed Keres. Which later transposed into the pirenchii gambit after e5 Nf5 g6 g5
smh not even playing chekover
Huh?
yummmy
That is not prep, you blundered in the opening
Liya this is general.
lol
Why did you take the knight on f6 not earlier?
Nope
General off topic
Womp womp
Off topic meaning unrelated to chess
'General'-off-topic
liya what do u order at taco bell
Nothing
alpaca can stay 😠
Yeah, I actually study. Shocker, right?
Wouldn't expect you to understand though, Liya.
I don't remember the last time you spoke to me in 5 languages
Me neither, to be honest.
lol
Eat my shorts lame o
liya do u speak alpaca tho?
But what I do remember you saying is that 20√3/2 isn't a possible equation.
what
Huh? Cause of activity. Analyse yourself you’ll see
nerd shit is happening. im just saying random shit during it all
meow
What is the root of 3 over 2
its iladies
Do you mean √3/2?
Yes I mean the root of 3 over 2
That is equal to sin60° and cos30°
no
math is easy
true
e = mc^2
math but more shit
Math but easier.
alpaca. what is 6x7
you just gotta treat it like another version of math. It becomes easy.
math is easier than physics bro
baby physics is fun
I'd agree to disagree. So will @wild kite .
alpacapoo
It's comparatively easier than core math.
meow ;3
nyaa~
u know how i feel about this
how do u feel about that
:3
my lawyer advised me not to speak anymore
:3
not as good as mine
What's yours?
Ever heard of quantum physics?
bro its so easy to mix the pieces up
I love quirky physics
WWWWWWW
stupid chess people
calm down einstein
Why am I 5'8 when projected to be 5'10
malnutrition
Yes. That isn't hard. It's stale bread and just a branch of astrophysics.
im so close to 400
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gah dam
WEllll Freeza is short
sus
I'm not freeza
:3
Reported
I have vivid memories of talking to you on the bus home after school nearly a year ago
:3
:3
:3
this is new update?
:3
:3
One happy doggo
Yknow what else is broken
My screen
Always watching
im in a shower, you creep.
Always watching.
Why are you in an e girl server specifically
the nitro
(;
today uh ummm uh umm uhh
Fis
Why can i send pictures in all chats??
I'm back
prove it 
go back to my basement


🍬
you got me 
He has more guns?!??!

real
trapped
cries
Purrito
jokes on u i am chineese
Sushi kitty car
:3
:3
Unbeatable, he knows how to build a fortress
Always watching.
thats so random
Alright bye discord. I'll go early today. It's 6:30 PM. See you later. I'll still be keeping a close eye on these shenanigans. Gn 
arent u a man
yeah
crazy
hes a femboy tho
anyway another day another instalock yuzhong
@grim edge i ban argus every game now
@digital phoenix why is that game so big in asia
aint got a clue
i was sort of peer pressured into it
its league but easier
Das crazy
Yes
How short is short
didnt roll the good genetics
Unpopular opinion- FPS games saturate the gaming market WAY too much. Most are over-rated and I hope the fps popularity dies put soon
i love valorant
hes 4'6
:3

We back
Bro you are in horny servers 
They're not horny .-.
Well some people are but the few don't define the rest
That e girl server sucks
No one wants to play chess there
They do have a guess the flag cmd
I dont get high members server like that? The chat is so fast i cant see sht
why
Luckily I have played against enough countrymen to know their flags on chess
yeah its better to be dead
why did you join it
Wdym Adelynn?
To meet my neighbors e girls
To see if they have good stuff. But it's not good.
the "good stuff" ?
Like dank memer and fun commands and minigames
Oh yeah good stuffs
wasnt ur as banned
cheese
my parents cant accept my gangster lifestyle
I hate chess
you are not bobby fisher
I am his fan
may god promote you to a air conditioner
thanks brother
np brother
Is there any way I can get in touch with chess.com support faster because my account has been hacked
UwU
💀💀😂😂
Who hacked you




no idea
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yes, I know, but I have to wait about four days for an answer
skill issue
Bagel
anyone else got bombed with notifications?
yeah
I think so
Exams??
yeah ?
what happened to the :yeo: emoji? 
no idea ask @strange skiff maybe
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hi guys
Always watching
Congrats
Ye it's someone named @prime oak who mass pinged
même Mon roi
!eng

holysht my discord got compromised apparently it sent couple of spam to many channels
goddamn similar things happened to me except i probably did that to some servers
Someone ping study group before. Mods already fixed that :)
Tesla discord banned me for pointing out how their cars can be hacked and taken control of
so today I just walked up to someone & said "Hi, my classmates think you are pretty but I forgot my glasses back home so I had to come say hi & now I think that they were absolutely right"
hi guys
Deserves?
are u sirius right nyeow burh
Get in the van kid i have candy
@severmod
what kind
what if i am?
I am always watching.
why
because he's santa claus
because coal prices went up
i only ran over a grandma
gave you an investment so you can sell when it's higher
i asked for money
I lurk behind the bishops
makes sense
yo do you prefer chicken or shawarma
both are cool
depends what kind of chicken thi
why do you care
because it's a teenager looking to creep on a girl
um
fr
i am actually muslim buddy
99% of the time some horny ahh guy
i just wanted to know cuz boys like chicken more
and for the record im a guy
uwU
just cuz i said are you a boy or a girl it means i am creep 😆
so you're extra looking to creep on a girl?
bro you are just yapping 💀🙅🏽😭🙏🏼🤚🏽
unnecassary
you look good btw on the pfp
sorry if i am rude but yall are cool
it's a religion thing, they all do it
c'mon
dont respect religions based on stereotypes
like muslim society blaming women for getting assaulted because they are not "covering up" properly
christian society does this too, but doesn't have covering requirements for women
Always watching.
oh waittt you are gay
im just saying no need to unsult the guy based on his religion
oh hell na wait i am out of here
💀
hell nahh bro has pride pawn oh hell na no wonder why you are just yappin yea i am out of here
bye
blud is also in that server
Always watching.
Help, duo is always watching me and said "Learn Korean or you'll be disappearin"
submit to it
I made gyeran jjim with my leftover ramen broth the other day
We are always watching.
does that count?
stop watching
No.
why.
Because I care about you.
where you from
US

thats gay
so sweet
fellas, is it gay to be alive?
it's not gay to smooch the homies goodnight
that's not homosexual, it's homiesexual
im yourmomsexual
Chill
ok
ok. I'll get the urn for you
Maybe sometimes, it is not wise to make offensive jokes.
your mom
Yes. My mom.
How to express our feelings to someone we like?
is gone D:
i guess your mom is an offensive joke now 💀
HI
don't
C'MON
What?
your mom
they'd catch up if you interact with them
in my experience
hey chat
it's better not to tell them straight unless you're not trying to get with them
is not with us anymore D:
:3
not recommended unless it's okay w you sacrificing your friendship
MeOwO :3
skill issue-
some friends are ok with you telling them others aren't, there are better ways
whatd i miss
womp womp, unable to create valid response :3
I have given a lot of signals but I think he has a boyfriend again
This is why I told Santa to give you coal.
TF HAPPENED TO :3
even if they are okay, it's pretty weird and awkward
furry
i heard coal is expensive
depends on how close people are, really
what strings do you use on ur guitar bc mine broke
true but it will never be normal
i used to have 12 gauge
bruh
got 11 gauge recently
chat who is this lmao
I think it will be hard to win her heart
As much as I hate how this is happening, I am still glad that there is some life in #💬〡general-off-topic .
someone with a higher trust rank
Random degen.
half of the server?
its gonna be wierd unless she reciprocates your feelings
atleast 67.553%
yk fo sure?
@somber thunder do u have a boyfriend or smthn? i think i saw someone say that
why do you care
if she does have a bf, best you can do it make yourself present. i dont think pushing too far is good
Don't try bc it's hard, let it come to you instead of u coming to them
I will say it, we have to step forward to see what happens next
honestly it might not be the one but man idk
that never happens unless you're ryan gosling or smth
a questions is a question. i never said whether i care or not
Well, I'll go work on my FOMO because I am always watching. It's 11:30 PM, Good night discord! 
character development
interact a bit ykyk
im a guy
gn alpaca
unless im autistic, no
Bye Jdot
Kcomma
stop watching
?
??
?
you didn't get it?
No
furry bg r u teju???
huh
tf
buddy
lmao
speak human
no
I am always watching. (I expected a "Hi always watching, I am dad" joke but y'all are unfunny)
your mom
ok alpaca
😦 i woulda laughed if u said it
your mom
Exactly my point. Bye chat.
i agree with the above statement
they think he's magnus
magnuts
very funny
magnum
in your mouth
the ice cream
guys botez or gotham
guys
i agree
Neither
whom do you prefer in terms or chess content?
alpaca was right 😦
noice
what
dang man.
At least I know
i told ya
lmao (not rlly D:)
at least ull never have to live a coward that never asked
welp now you learned your lesson
staying a coward is much better imo
What is that
go kuu 💀
Although I have been accompanying him for 2 years
let's say there's a person of whom you enjoy the company of
That guy got a boyfriend???
Ok, let's just play chess
What
WHAT
Exactly what
and you confess jeopordizing your friendship (ignore spelling errors)
u have spelling errors
What?
and it turns out they dont like you and now you're all alone
Yo either I am stupid or y'all are stupid
NO
She is a girl
are you the guy, the girl or you're gay or smth
well if ur skilled enough to have friends ull be able to make more 💀 its not one and done
Ohhh so u liked her???
but it is kind of in terms or dating and relationships
They all are.
SLEEP
wtf friendship is a skillset now?
She be watchin
need to upgrade my friendship
social skills are SKILLS lol
it*
Furry chat
I accompany her with laughter always happy
can't learn social skills
please don't hurt me
fr. alpaca had to leave becos teju and chimmer
:3
do you like cool guitar solos
Duolingo knows the truth
MUHAHAHAH
:3
i do like them
wtf happened to the guy
:0
the cheeseman
Wait so are u a guy or girl I mean if u r a girl she might jus be straight idk
all i own is old ahh acoustic tho
He's a dude
same
:0
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how long you been playing
I am a man
I am still watching.
im fairly new i can say
told u
cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese
go sleep
like 1 month cause idk
Ouhhh welcome to the club bro @grim frost
😖
Reality
nvm then i've been playing for like a year now
i can play most chords but i don't memorize em
poses
can you barre?
This is how world works
camera explodes because it could see you
kaboom
I know
absolutely hate it but ye
like 50/50 i get a barre correct
do your fingers have the callus?
Learnt the hard way I feel u man
kinda
w/o callus it's a finger grater
steel strings?
what do you think of those cool guitar solos? :o
ye
haven't listened to the vid yet
ooo you should
mean
da troof hurts
~~fr
yk what gauge?
sent
DAMN IT
thansk
no D:
Women are not just one so look for another one
Wait
you playing w the ones that came w the guitar?
What?
i might die for like 10 mins in a few mins
:3
gl
Bad idea.
Yeahh ? Let me tell u somin that's a coping that tht every guy says
I think so but it was like from 2003
STOP WATCHING
No.
its 12 gauge then and low e string prolly sucks
I watch when I am awake, I watch when I am alseep. Always watching.
Guys I got a question for y'all
how do you watch when you're asleep
Is it racist to be racist if u love em and u r racist out of love ( I am a loving racist )
Because I am always watching.
cool
Okay, I will hug my cat
say hi to my elf friend for me
U got a cat ?
(she's 4'11)
Yap
Nice
No way, is that @lament jacinth ??
💀
Im 4'10.6
no way liya short asf?
Smh
no need to be afraid ig
Round off to the nearest decimal :3
Oh trust me there's every need to be afraid
what? gonna bite some ankles?
Nooo he died
Yeah, she is a pro yapper
rip
short
Decluttering came in clutch so i got the charger!!1!
MeOwO
Thanks I never knew vimun
Does santa take u away during Christmas jus curious 🤔
I'm 5'11 am i short
oh 100%
true.
Hmmm
no way we got another elf
For a guy man that's alright
How old are you young boy?
5'11? you're short you should aspire to be 10'5
i'd rather not say
4'10 and 6 millimeter is kinda short
tru
so what do i do with the broken guitar string
which one did you break
i was thinking nylon cause my fingers hurt
Strangle ur neighbour
What should I do now?
high e and the g
nah you'll get used to it, play atleast 15 mins each day
That isn't a good thing.
Just go to sleep.
i play like 2 hours daily
May be move instead of sending screenshot of it
get 11 gauge strings
U prolly lost the game
i stopped for 2 days cause the string broke
buy new strings if you have money
Bro 💀
With kinda neighbours I got man ull be doing a favor to the people around
you may be able to use them if you dont have some depending on where the break is
high e was near the mouth then the g was at like the 10th fret
I will stay up all night
Ouh that's ur playlist
g is unusable,
e is too slim to be reused
D:
you gotta buy new ones mate
Okay now it's raining
Totally did not commit piracy or theft.
You're so lucky.
but if i ever get the courage to buy some what should i buy to reolace the strings


