💬〡general-off-topic

[clear night]

Chess streaming 1

[solemn geode]

Agreed

[grim edge]

I only speak with those

1800+

[thin panther]

Wait bad room to ask

[stable mirage]

ask reddit

[cursive pawn]

Ask chess players

[thin panther]

It's off topic I can't just... bring up what I found there

[cursive pawn]

Did bro discover ph

Ph for acidity

[clear night]

I won. Should I still meow?

[cursive pawn]

Yes

Send voice messages

[stable mirage]

nah keep playing until you lose

[clear night]

Ok

[digital phoenix]

yes

[grim edge]

hi chat

[stable mirage]

hi cat

[clear night]

Won another one ):

[stable mirage]

its okay youll lose eventually

[solemn geode]

Im 400 I'm trashhhhh

[minor spoke]

Hi bots

[warm spindle]

s

[forest junco]

I call this the cow-o kann

[clear night]

The game got aborted

[forest junco]

hmm?

[stable mirage]

hi

[grim edge]

hi siri

[stable mirage]

hiiiii

[stable mirage]

omg u lost

[clear night]

Does it count if I lost against a fpv'er?

[bright wind]

Sacrifice the dark bishop for control in middle ?

Good idea ?

[stable mirage]

loss speaks for itself

nice meow !

[forest junco]

what?

[clear night]

Done it

I think I'll stop here

[stable mirage]

aw okay

[honest drift]

https://tenor.com/view/i-have-no-enemies-vinland-saga-no-enemies-meme-my-honest-reaction-gif-17805311993214710969

damn

embed fail thats sad

https://tenor.com/view/i-have-no-enemies-vinland-saga-no-enemies-meme-my-honest-reaction-gif-17805311993214710969

[stable mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/loading-discord-loading-discord-boxes-squares-gif-16187521

[clear night]

I have a cold, so my meows aren't as good as they normally are.

[native skiff]

bastard

[stable mirage]

aw its okay it was still cute

[glossy radish]

wtf

[stable mirage]

what

[glossy radish]

just saying what u say to me

[stable mirage]

thats basically leaking dms smh

[minor spoke]

Why’d u respond

[tender chasm]

hi

[stable mirage]

im just being friendly

[minor spoke]

R furries friendly

[stable mirage]

yes :3

overly friendly perhaps

[minor spoke]

Lmao

[tender chasm]

Where can I send cat picture?

[stable mirage]

#1104006325307965501

[glossy radish]

here is fine

[minor spoke]

Wait I swear I never knew this channel existed lmao

[grim edge]

:3

[stable mirage]

:3

[clear night]

:3

[minor owl]

gayat

rizz

rizz on my gayat like the kai cenat u are

[warm spindle]

Delete discord.

[slate owl]

:3

[clear night]

@vague burrow Why you bully me

[vague burrow]

[slate owl]

[clear night]

Because of you I am not even 1600 anymore.

[glossy folio]

Uo

[vague burrow]

sowwy

[clear night]

Np :3

[stable mirage]

:3

[stable mirage]

smh dont blame other people

[minor owl]

GRAH

el cheesy in the chat

chat dead 😭

[stable mirage]

what do you think

[minor owl]

looks cool

[cursive pawn]

EL CEESSSYYYY

[clear night]

:3

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/sulk-no-felt-zoeclatee-bouder-emoji-gif-15462780

[lament jacinth]

RAHHHHHH

[stable mirage]

:3

[minor owl]

ok

[minor owl]

pluh

[cursive pawn]

Ill break you limbs

[minor owl]

💀 damn

[lament jacinth]

Pluh

[cursive pawn]

No way i just witnessed the truckthat refills the gas station

[clear night]

First time?

[lament jacinth]

I can now precisely mark your co ordinates due to this image

[minor owl]

this is truly a school at night moment

[clear night]

I have done that before, but it would be harder. I don't play geoguessr anymore

[minor owl]

lil bro gonna waddle his way over

[cursive pawn]

Ill give u my location if u want

Come visit!

[lament jacinth]

Sus

[clear night]

Looks like an american gas station

[minor owl]

i have to study about fish and tetrapodas 😦

[slate owl]

[lament jacinth]

What

[clear night]

Adelynn stop being cute.

[stable mirage]

:3

[cursive pawn]

Sis💅

First time going to 7-11

[clear night]

Are you in 8th grade? Or 11th?

[minor owl]

fin bearing and feet bearing vertebrates with jaws 😦

[slate owl]

:3

[lament jacinth]

Ever

[minor owl]

11th 💀

[clear night]

Ahh okay. You study about those in 8th too.

[cursive pawn]

Yes

[minor owl]

which grade u in

[lament jacinth]

I studied those in 2nd grade

[clear night]

I passed 10th (hopefully)

[minor owl]

man sachu bijas up ur still in 2nd grade lookin aah boy

[lament jacinth]

Are you high

[cursive pawn]

Can you guess where this is

[minor owl]

boards me kitne ayenge 🤙

[clear night]

Oregon?

[minor owl]

in relation to u everyone is high

cuz ur 3 feet

[orchid crown]

I love 7-11

[cursive pawn]

Correct

[lament jacinth]

908 NW Kings Blvd, Corvallis, OR 97330, United States

[orchid crown]

Laundry

[cursive pawn]

Close

[minor owl]

🫵 🤣 get doxxed idiot

[lament jacinth]

It's exact location paste that into Google

[cursive pawn]

Come visit

[silk stag]

.

[cursive pawn]

Well my house isnt there

[minor owl]

aight bye gang 🤙

[lament jacinth]

Obviously unless you live in a laundromat

[minor owl]

el cheesy dipping 😞

[lament jacinth]

Unfortunate anyway

[cursive pawn]

My house isnt in that street

[cursive pawn]

Bye😎

[lament jacinth]

I know

[cursive pawn]

How

Maybe im lying

[lament jacinth]

I just looked up the address of that laundro mat

[cursive pawn]

Do i live in laundromat? Or i do not?

[clear night]

Found the gas station

[cursive pawn]

Im ok with giving location cuz yall are 15 years old from india and Middle East

[clear night]

Hi ok with giving location cuz yall are 15 years old from india and Middle East, I am Alpaca

[cursive pawn]

Hej

[stable mirage]

pac

[clear night]

:3?

[stable mirage]

:3!

[orchid crown]

.

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/jujutsukaisen-toji-jjk-cat-gif-5048722726678389957

[celest dust]

HELP I LOST 700 ELO FROM TAKING ADVICE D:

[native skiff]

take mine

[lament jacinth]

No you didn't

[cursive pawn]

Yes i did

[random drum]

MY EXAMS ARE OVER

[celest dust]

I did

im now 800

[random drum]

@lament jacinthwassup liya

[celest dust]

its annoying playing and fasting 😭

[random drum]

@celest dustI wanna adopt you

bullet?

[stable mirage]

?

[cursive pawn]

Ramadan kareem

[orchid crown]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Qe2_elOdTYg?si=AoXeO2QE2wTn62om

Damn thats crazy actually?

[grim edge]

1v1

new in online

[lament jacinth]

Your peak is 1036

[lament jacinth]

Hiii

#💬〡chess-talk

[cursive pawn]

My peak is 78kg

[random drum]

long time

[random drum]

mine is 79.60kg

[lament jacinth]

Heavy

[lament jacinth]

Very heavy

[cursive pawn]

Im planning to peak 90-100kg

[random drum]

I am 6'1 so it's okay ig

[lament jacinth]

Tall

[cursive pawn]

I am 7’11

[lament jacinth]

Im like 43kg

[random drum]

not 4'10 at least

[random drum]

makes sense

[random drum]

huh

[cursive pawn]

Im 5’10

178cm

[random drum]

If I sneeze then liya will move out of earth

[cursive pawn]

Wingspan abt 197cm

[lament jacinth]

Nice

[cursive pawn]

+19cm ape index

[simple depot]

guys what does it mean when a 263 beats a 1634??

[neon compass]

it probably means the 1634 was throwing on purpose

[clear night]

That a 263 rated player beat a 1634 rated player

[simple depot]

so the 1k guy felt bad?

[neon compass]

yeah maybe

[clear night]

I done believe you

Very interesting.

[simple depot]

but thw 200 guy had never been defeated in his history of games what does that mean

[clear night]

I smell fish oil.

[native skiff]

he is good

[neon compass]

oh that guys must be cheating right

how many games?

[clear night]

Reported.

[simple depot]

253

[clear night]

Cheating accusations are against the rules.

[neon compass]

what

[simple depot]

what

huh when was that a thing??

[neon compass]

well im just saying i thought he was cheating

[clear night]

You can't accuse someone for cheating here.

[simple depot]

also @neon compass its a quiz so you completed it

[neon compass]

no need to go cry about it

[simple depot]

yay👌

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> goldengamer3800

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Rapid: 2005 (2080 peak)
Blitz: 2001 (2006 peak)
Bullet: 1994 (2070 peak)

[alpine creek]

2000 in all

[neon compass]

oh lol wow

[alpine creek]

Oh wait

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Chess (add1cted_chess_player)

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Rapid: 367 (597 peak)
Blitz: 252 (462 peak)
Bullet: 100

[simple depot]

me noob :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

[cursive pawn]

Do kramnik style just say”it’s interesting “

[clear night]

Aww why did you get so mad when I cited a rule?

[clear night]

Exactly

[neon compass]

bro spent 2hr to write one sentence

[simple depot]

but atleast i see best moves and im not that one guy who got 11 blunders

[cursive pawn]

It’s ironic that you speaking and your name has kramnik

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> goldengamer3800

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Rapid: 2005 (2080 peak)
Blitz: 2001 (2006 peak)
Bullet: 1994 (2070 peak)

[clear night]

Your perception of time needs improvement

[simple depot]

can i 1v1 you 🙂

[neon compass]

your percaption of sarcasm needs to improve

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> goldengamer3800

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Premium Member: True
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2005 (2080 peak)
Blitz: 2001 (2006 peak)
Bullet: 1994 (2070 peak)

[simple depot]

me want to battle @alpine creek

[native skiff]

need a coach asap

[alpine creek]

Me no want battle

[clear night]

That's not sarcastic. That's just failing to be funny.

[simple depot]

why

[clear night]

perception*

[clear night]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@neon compass With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[neon compass]

lol i hate it when i misspell

[alpine creek]

Because now I need to take a break

[neon compass]

what i dont get it

[simple depot]

i wanna experience playing with a 2000 tho 😦

[clear night]

Just connect your account

[cursive pawn]

Kids stop fighting instead accuse eachother of cheating

[clear night]

Very interesting.

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/vladimir-kramnik-vladimir-kramnik-is-typing-interesting-cheating-gif-7271389210124433565

[alpine creek]

Yeah but I need to take a break rn, I just played wayyy too many bullet games

[neon compass]

want to play?

[simple depot]

also when we battle (if we can) please go god mode

[neon compass]

im not good but

[simple depot]

elo?

[neon compass]

like 730 or smthing

idk i forgot

[simple depot]

so your not good but your 700+???

[neon compass]

700 elo is shit

[grim edge]

Casually insulting the 300

[native skiff]

😳

[neon compass]

uhhhh....

[simple depot]

im literally 300.... If i somehow beat you dont accuse me of cheating cuz im being coached by my friend my other coach is in another place because there is atournament

[neon compass]

no its fine because i havent played in a while

[neon compass]

you better do well in it

[simple depot]

he may be 700+ but i am being coached >:)

by a master. Only a master.

[grim edge]

But you have to play your chess game alone so it doesn't matter that much

[simple depot]

@neon compass what is yo god damn account

[neon compass]

SmallA40

[simple depot]

im gonna challenge 👌

[neon compass]

ok sure

[simple depot]

yay im silver

people def gonna be flexing saying they have champion or smth like that 💀

[grim edge]

Yeah probably

[grim edge]

*Legend League

But it doesn’t matter. As long as your proud of yourself if doesn’t matter what others think

[simple depot]

oh yea to get champion you have to enter a tournament or smth like that? I forgot

[grim edge]

Nope

[grim edge]

You need to get first in the champion league

[neon compass]

did you send a challenge?

[grim edge]

You get to Champion like you get to any other league

[simple depot]

wait im finding your user

[neon compass]

oh ok no rush

[simple depot]

bruh i realized

i typed SMALLA420

your SmallA40.

[neon compass]

bruh

yeah

[simple depot]

omaga you have 714

[neon compass]

not good see

oops i misclicked i think i pressed x

[modest swan]

I feel straight up called out by this video https://youtu.be/PwBYgazP0Cc?si=Gptm5IEgGzlx72E6

[cursive pawn]

I will kick you down those stairs

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> goldengamer3800

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2005 (2080 peak)
Blitz: 2001 (2006 peak)
Bullet: 2002 (2070 peak)

[alpine creek]

2000 in all

Finally

[cursive pawn]

2006

[alpine creek]

what about 2006

[cursive pawn]

2006 peak

[alpine creek]

Yeah and

[cursive pawn]

It was also the peak of my life

When i wasnt born yet

[alpine creek]

bruh

[cursive pawn]

Then the worst happen

I popped into existence

[alpine creek]

1235 was the worst point of my life

I wasnt even born yet

[clear night]

I remember not being alive in 2200 AD

[alpine creek]

Yeah that year was fire 🔥

[clear night]

Fr

[alpine creek]

But the 1570s were fire

Like more than good

[clear night]

Cool. Isn't that when the protestant thingy happened

[native skiff]

how do u delete ur roles

[clear night]

Using hacks

[native skiff]

fr?

like the dicord roles

[clear night]

Yes

[alpine creek]

Shakespeare also was living around then. He was my homie ( as I remembered, I was just air molecules but still)

[clear night]

Apparently I am not connected and I still have the 500-999 role

[alpine creek]

You do have it

What is your rating

[clear night]

900

Oh dang it updated

[native skiff]

bro how do you delete that stupid rating role

[clear night]

Look at mine

[native skiff]

who

[grim edge]

/privacy

[native skiff]

how

[grim edge]

It is a command

[clear night]

/privacy

[random drum]

@clear nightwanna play in a swiss tournament ? 3+1 time control

unrated

[clear night]

Nah I already retired from untitled Tuesday

[native skiff]

i just did

im done

[random drum]

it's unrated + only 4-6 people

[clear night]

I still can't. I don't want to play blitz.

[native skiff]

WWWWW

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179> mods, eat him

[alpine creek]

<@&745328830649991179> turn him into a million pieces

[grim edge]

peel his skin off

[alpine creek]

In chess

[orchid crown]

<@&745328830649991179> this is not allowed

[alpine creek]

yeah

[fervent comet]

i am free

finally

i am free man

[grim edge]

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-cat-laser-eyes-angry-cat-cyclops-nara-gif-26030753

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-discord-discord-mod-gloobaglarb-mods-kill-him-gif-10550583729427564864

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/khamzat-chimaev-kamaru-usman-gif-12771045417684460765

me vs mod when?

lol

mma match

fr fr

[vale frost]

Guys i think i found the one

I can quit chess now

[viscid jacinth]

are you in a leash what

[fervent comet]

do not quit chess for the girls

[vale frost]

Yes.

Did i stutter

[viscid jacinth]

you have lisp kind sir

[vale frost]

Whats lisp

Huh

[fervent comet]

will you remove the leash

[viscid jacinth]

you are not able to say soft words in lisp

[vale frost]

No,i like being on one and she likes holding me on one its a win win

I found my match.

[viscid jacinth]

Thoft words

[fervent comet]

lol

[fervent comet]

nice

[vale frost]

Oh we were cosplaying,i was denji and she was makima

[fervent comet]

[old pebble]

tomorrow i have my maths exam

[viscid jacinth]

wait are you in a cosplay thingy

oh right ok

[vale frost]

Yep

[fervent comet]

[old pebble]

thnaks man appreciate it now i gotta get full just for u

[viscid jacinth]

are you still in cosplay

[vale frost]

I just got home

I even used one of my pics in chess.com

[viscid jacinth]

is that your school

[worn ice]

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1683 (1748 peak)
Blitz: 1311 (1403 peak)
Bullet: 1219 (1448 peak)

[vale frost]

Why tf did that not change.

[fervent comet]

how old are you anyways

[viscid jacinth]

damn dude you are visiting places

He seems like 17 or 16

[vale frost]

17 yes

[viscid jacinth]

nice only 83 years left

[vale frost]

Wait wha

[viscid jacinth]

What

[fervent comet]

cool

[fervent comet]

you are living to 100

[viscid jacinth]

Oh nothing

[vale frost]

[viscid jacinth]

100 is life expectancy of Gen Z

so just a rough guess

[vale frost]

Even used my cosplay pic in chess.com

[fervent comet]

you are not immortal sadly

[vale frost]

Its better to be a mortal than be immortal

Things become temporary and thats why its cherished

[viscid jacinth]

i wish i could choose when i would die

[digital phoenix]

i think they deserve to die earlier

[fervent comet]

i agree

[digital phoenix]

the ones that are problematic i mean

[viscid jacinth]

Oh yeah most will die at 86 or smth

[digital phoenix]

normal people should live to 100 the ones with the brain damage maybe less

cough rainbow pawn cough

[vale frost]

Had fun today

[digital phoenix]

rizz

[viscid jacinth]

whats going on inside people's brain with brain damage

[fervent comet]

i do not want to live to 100

[digital phoenix]

why are autistic people always cracked at something

[viscid jacinth]

I just found out answer to my question

[vale frost]

No bro their my childhood bestfriends😭

[digital phoenix]

thats the real question

[vale frost]

Oooh whats that

[digital phoenix]

rizz

[cursive pawn]

How to ban chess?

[viscid jacinth]

@vale frost

[lament jacinth]

@high canopy ask him he should know

[digital phoenix]

lmao why

[vale frost]

Ooohh aki ill cosplay him in 6 months i think,imma cosplay gojo next

[viscid jacinth]

I wanna say a joke but mods ban so no

[vale frost]

I dont get it

[grim edge]

owo

[viscid jacinth]

its a lame joke anyways

[digital phoenix]

they slash them

[viscid jacinth]

wha

[cursive pawn]

Helo what is this chat chatting abt

[digital phoenix]

do u remember that

[viscid jacinth]

Why are autistic people cracked

[viscid jacinth]

Yeah

[vale frost]

Wdym by cracked

Am a bit slow mb

Oooooh,like what?

[viscid jacinth]

like tell them a random date and they will tell you what day it was

[digital phoenix]

dude are u like 70

[vale frost]

17

[cursive pawn]

I hate those

[digital phoenix]

do u not play like any games

[vale frost]

Wdym?

[viscid jacinth]

so if you say 29 February 2007 they will instantly answer that no day existed at that date

[digital phoenix]

have u ever played any video games

[vale frost]

Chess is a game but am not good at it

[viscid jacinth]

chess

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/my-apologies-cheese-kitty-cat-sorry-my-bad-gif-1026852287997442026

[vale frost]

Am barely 2k like 300 elp away

[digital phoenix]

like stuff like valorant cod all

[viscid jacinth]

dude why am I not 2k yet

[vale frost]

Am not really into videogames or anything just chess, cosplaying,biking and GYM RAAH

[clear night]

:3

[viscid jacinth]

zax became 2k in like 6 months

[digital phoenix]

nerd

[grim edge]

weeb

[vale frost]

Yeh it never really caught my attention..

[digital phoenix]

nerd and weeb

[lament jacinth]

Then he stopped getting better

[digital phoenix]

gym overrated

[viscid jacinth]

Yeah he just got burnt out

[vale frost]

Yknow what imma take this as a complement ty vermuch!

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-steal-food-taking-theif-gif-19222478

[digital phoenix]

i have more physical than my teammates who go to gym

[viscid jacinth]

football is overrated too

[grim edge]

just workout at home, cheaper and better

[vale frost]

Thats what i do thats why i only pay for 1 day membership when am going for back and legs

[viscid jacinth]

they just might not workout for athletics bruh

[grim edge]

this mf went from beginner to 2k in less time than I’ve been stuck at 1800 💀

[viscid jacinth]

i might have a 8 pack

[digital phoenix]

meh

[viscid jacinth]

genetics fr

[digital phoenix]

u should still be strong

[grim edge]

And proceeded to leave the server

[viscid jacinth]

My ancestors were chad

[cursive pawn]

How to stretch ur coc

[wild kite]

all my ancestors got a family pack 😔 ass genetics

[vale frost]

11 months of total chess april is gonna be the month i officially become a 1 year chess plauer and am still a 1700 trash.

[digital phoenix]

lol bad

[vale frost]

Well...atleast am not like some who are 1200 at 2 years but eh like they said never be satisfied

[digital phoenix]

i was 1400 after 3 years

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-cat-funny-cat-funny-animals-hnsamona-gif-21231650

[vale frost]

Ill let time take care of me ill just play 2-3, games per day

[viscid jacinth]

Are you more athletic than them or more stronger than them

[wild kite]

atleast ur 1700, im still 1600 after a year 😭

[grim edge]

me fr

[fervent comet]

[cursive pawn]

No me

[vale frost]

Small difference you're still better

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> pratham1111111111

This is the Chess.com profile of pratham1111111111. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2100 (peak)
Blitz: 2204 (peak)
Bullet: 2303 (2305 peak)

[wild kite]

no

[fervent comet]

normal flex

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> gosu_witty

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1683 (1748 peak)
Blitz: 1311 (1403 peak)
Bullet: 1219 (1448 peak)

[grim edge]

lol shit grammar

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> heyimbadfr

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1611 (1690 peak)
Blitz: 1316 (1764 peak)
Bullet: 1148 (1434 peak)

[digital phoenix]

stronger

[vale frost]

1764??? JESUS

[wild kite]

ignore the 1700 peak , i had high rating deviation

[fervent comet]

WHY Is everyone high elo :(

[viscid jacinth]

point out mistakes

[digital phoenix]

in the way like i can body them

[wild kite]

no no that was when i just made the acc, its my seocnd account

[viscid jacinth]

maybe they just train for hypertrophy

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> lasanga

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2313 (2328 peak)
Blitz: 2402 (2424 peak)
Bullet: 2117 (2144 peak)

[viscid jacinth]

for those muscles 💪

[vale frost]

I need that profile pic rn

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Rhythm Rangra (ran_rhy)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Rhythm Rangra (ran_rhy)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1560 (1599 peak)
Blitz: 847 (890 peak)
Bullet: 640 (769 peak)

[wild kite]

yall talking about muscles on a chess discord

crazy

[viscid jacinth]

1599 peak damn

[vale frost]

Its general off topic we safe

[digital phoenix]

easily searchable

[viscid jacinth]

This is off topic we talk about shit

[wild kite]

yea but we all know everyone hasn't gone outside in years

[viscid jacinth]

true but thats just basic biology of chess players

[vale frost]

I played good

[vale frost]

I just did like 2 hours ago from a cosplay event

[viscid jacinth]

@grim edge

[wild kite]

my point exactly

[vale frost]

I feel like this is a perfect game where mt opponent played good though but eh hope i play better while my opponent is also strong

[digital phoenix]

i play football regularly

[vale frost]

I dont get it,mb am a bit slow

[viscid jacinth]

geometry dash fr

[digital phoenix]

maybe because i havent touched chess a lot

[viscid jacinth]

There is no video game that comes close to gd

[wild kite]

its just a meme i go gym and play badminton too :3

[viscid jacinth]

no arguments allowed

[digital phoenix]

now everyones too lazy to play in ramadan smh

[viscid jacinth]

oh wait you are muslim

[digital phoenix]

no im not

[viscid jacinth]

nice

oh wait you are athiest

[wild kite]

idk anyone irl who's following ramadan

[digital phoenix]

im also not

[viscid jacinth]

ok

[clear night]

Same

[wild kite]

[vale frost]

I know about ramadan but am catholic ;-;

[viscid jacinth]

I am him

[digital phoenix]

yes i am christina

[clear night]

Want to solve legal reasoning?

[wild kite]

show

[viscid jacinth]

hey christina 😏

[wild kite]

wait is logical reasoning an extra subject ?

[digital phoenix]

rizz

[viscid jacinth]

Ok say a basic sentence and put this emoji at end- 😏

[stuck kestrel]

me

[digital phoenix]

oh look a primary school

[viscid jacinth]

naww

[wild kite]

💀

[stuck kestrel]

average minecraft youtuber

[viscid jacinth]

hmmmmmm

Ahhsvrkfcrk

[wild kite]

ok i realised i shouldn't make my joke cause this is a official server

[digital phoenix]

yuck

[viscid jacinth]

I am no lawyer

I better call saul

[wild kite]

A

[stuck kestrel]

i think i would make a good lawyer

[clear night]

Stuck at Q.24

[clear night]

Reason?

[stuck kestrel]

cause im already pretty good at yapping

[viscid jacinth]

My honour he doesn't knows what the dawg is doing

[cursive pawn]

Hi duck person

[stuck kestrel]

hello

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-dancing-cat-duck-gif-15716848

[wild kite]

cause regardless of how the person died, their will is the will

[clear night]

What's a legatee and testator

[viscid jacinth]

I would make for a great beggar

[digital phoenix]

testicles

[clear night]

:3

[wild kite]

legatee is the guy who's gonna get the testator's will or property

[viscid jacinth]

Ok we should make a small server including only some of the people who are very online

[wild kite]

but obviously the legatee would be punished too

cause 4 others died

[clear night]

And Q.25?

[orchid crown]

Furry!!

[clear night]

That's just a wolf

[wild kite]

D

[viscid jacinth]

Ok I cant handle the cringe

[clear night]

Sure?

[wild kite]

wait actually in D what if the guy the child just dies /abortion

[stuck kestrel]

you dont even know which country it is

[wild kite]

that's a loophole

[wild kite]

india

[stuck kestrel]

its not given to u

[clear night]

Some of these questions are very funny too

[glacial steeple]

Goodbye chess.com

[clear night]

Actually we have to answer based on Principle

[wild kite]

Yes but he is studying in india so obviously they won't teach the law of the USA

[glacial steeple]

Otf, goodbye

I will miss u

[orchid crown]

You are leaving?

[stuck kestrel]

How do u know he didnt get it from google

[wild kite]

[glacial steeple]

Woolly, liz, rev, Sam, breeze, BABY, chip, blue and sri, if u are seeing this my mental health is declining, look at my forum on otf called Goodbye - Spri g

[orchid crown]

My eyes

[wild kite]

this is a no brainer A but yea 💀

[clear night]

Nah there is a question where they use rupees as currency.

[clear night]

What about the next question?

[stuck kestrel]

second one is dumb

[wild kite]

C lmfao

[clear night]

Btw what is the answer of Q.25 I shared before?

[stuck kestrel]

i dont think u need a degree to know that lol

[glacial steeple]

Woolly, liz, rev, Sam, breeze, BABY, chip, blue and sri, if u are seeing this my mental health is declining, look at my forum on otf called Goodbye - Spri g

[wild kite]

i thought D but too many loopholes so i would say C

[clear night]

Ok

[wild kite]

B also has too many loopholes

A is just straight up defying the principles

[grim edge]

Bro what is that?

[orchid crown]

I don't think A has committed the crime of killing the boy

[cursive pawn]

Helo duck person

[orchid crown]

Imo

[clear night]

Ok

[fervent comet]

he ran out of time tho :(

[orchid crown]

😔

[fleet scroll]

cheese

[fervent comet]

it was fun

bullying in chess is fun

[grim edge]

bro thought he would get attention by saying cheese what a dumbie

🧀 :3

[orchid crown]

It worked though

[orchid crown]

True

[fervent comet]

cheese

[grim edge]

cheese

[orchid crown]

I feel smart

[grim edge]

ig

happy π day y'all btw

[orchid crown]

Today's pi day?

[fleet scroll]

shop near me is selling pizzas for $3.14

[grim edge]

yeah

[orchid crown]

3.14159

[fervent comet]

I hate maths

[grim edge]

a pizza is technically a pie

[fleet scroll]

correc

:3

[grim edge]

lol skill issue

[orchid crown]

P I

[fervent comet]

nuh uh

[grim edge]

Math is awesome

[grim edge]

only people who dislike math are the ones who are bad at it, ergo skill issue

[grim edge]

Exactly

[fervent comet]

i am not bad at it

i just hate it

[grim edge]

mhm, right

[fleet scroll]

I dislike math because I never use it, had a few bad teachers, and the amount of homework I had was obnoxious

[orchid crown]

Math requires you to think

[fervent comet]

reason i hate it

[orchid crown]

Thats fair ig

[grim edge]

pick up math on your own and learn about the actually interesting stuff

[grim edge]

Math Is helpful until you get to a high level

[fleet scroll]

I don't really find much of it interesting

I've never needed anything past algebra irl

[grim edge]

Like I don’t think I need to know how to differentiate polynomials to get a house and a job

[orchid crown]

Yeah

[grim edge]

well im going to study cs so i need to know this stuff

[fleet scroll]

for a cs degree, but not for a cs job

[grim edge]

I mean, I probably do but an average person wont

[fleet scroll]

which is what's funny

[grim edge]

without the degree I can't get a job ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[fleet scroll]

only cs jobs that actually need math are data analytics and ML

[orchid crown]

I probably would too because I'm doing engineering

[fleet scroll]

math is just tacked on because it's easy to translate mathematics into code algorithms

[grim edge]

I want to be a math teacher

[orchid crown]

My math teacher absolutely hates our class😂

[orchid crown]

Suffocation no breathing

This is my chopping board

[grim edge]

Lots of math teachers are just rude

[fleet scroll]

song came out before most of this server was born

[orchid crown]

Shes not that bad but the class drives her absolutely insane💀

[fervent comet]

every maths teacher has hated me

[grim edge]

In year 8 my math teacher got 2+7 wrong and I got sent to the principals office for arguing with him

[fervent comet]

specifically

me

:)

[orchid crown]

Is that why you also don't like maths

[grim edge]

Like if x^2=7+2, x=3 and he said that x was 10💀💀💀

[fleet scroll]

100 = 9, quick maffs

[grim edge]

1+1=11

[fervent comet]

pretty much

they hate me so i hate the subject :)

[orchid crown]

Ohh

5×2=10

[fervent comet]

yesh

[clear night]

I went outside finally, but still no grass.

And I accidentally squished my balls.

[rocky epoch]

Btw

Stay away from @viscid jacinth if you minor

[viscid jacinth]

Damn floor is made out of paper

[rocky epoch]

Dont forget kids

[viscid jacinth]

If there are kids here they would be banned

dontcha worry

[rocky epoch]

Ok dont forget minors

[viscid jacinth]

x= -3 and 3 tbh

[severe niche]

Hi
My 12 over today

[grim edge]

Yes

[fleet scroll]

anyone under the age of 20 should be banned

[severe niche]

It just flew by

[viscid jacinth]

you were 12?

[grim edge]

But he only wanted positive solutions for some reason

[fleet scroll]

12 hour shift

not age

[viscid jacinth]

ohh ok

[severe niche]

Noo class 12th class

[fleet scroll]

oh well I'm dumb

[viscid jacinth]

bruh

[severe niche]

Now degree

[viscid jacinth]

Nice my 11th is gonna be over soon

[severe niche]

Don't even know what i want to do

In degree

[viscid jacinth]

good luck, tutorial completed

[fleet scroll]

I'm doing cybersecurity

it's fun

[viscid jacinth]

i might go for NIT

for fun

i wanna be an astronomer but engineer is fine too

[severe niche]

Same field but not cybersecurity

[severe niche]

Ur Asian for sure

[viscid jacinth]

yep

Indian

[digital phoenix]

nub

engineer for physics noobs

[viscid jacinth]

astronomy seems cool

Space is literally like a fricking movie

[novel moat]

Too bad you can't really go there

[viscid jacinth]

atleast we can know

[clear night]

You can probably guess my state by this image.

[clear night]

You're literally 14

[viscid jacinth]

this is just land bro

[clear night]

If you played geoguessr, you would be able to guess

[viscid jacinth]

Even rainbolt wont be able to find it

[clear night]

Ok. Hint: No grass.

[viscid jacinth]

Antartica

Nevada prolly

[clear night]

Correct. How many bikes and footwear prints have you seen in Antarctic mud?

[clear night]

You forgot I am from the same country as you

[viscid jacinth]

oh wait you are from India

Rajasthan fr

[clear night]

Yes

[rocky epoch]

ever heard of jokes?

[viscid jacinth]

that is right

you are from Rajasthan

hahahahahahhaha thar desert

[clear night]

What's funny? It's cool.

[rocky epoch]

Oh thats why he aint got social skills

[viscid jacinth]

wait you are from thar desert?

[clear night]

Racist. Reported.

[viscid jacinth]

Nah how does blud has internet

[grim edge]

I love minors!

[rocky epoch]

AYOO?

@viscid jacinth is this your alt or brother

[clear night]

@mods

[grim edge]

If I had to choose, my favourite minor piece is knight, but bishop is also good!

[rocky epoch]

ohh!!

[viscid jacinth]

i have never seen this man in my life

[rocky epoch]

Are you sure about that

[viscid jacinth]

anyways I got computer exam tommorow

i should probably study a little

[clear night]

We have 5G in thar.

[rocky epoch]

💀

[viscid jacinth]

damn

[dreamy remnant]

Can anyone send me a friend request?

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-dead-chat-skeleton-gif-25954239

[manic rose]

Hello,
Someone undead themselves please.

[cursive pawn]

No

[fervent comet]

no

[cursive pawn]

Ill die for a few hours

[fervent comet]

same i go study chemistry

[manic rose]

Happy dying.

[cursive pawn]

No i sleep

Sleep = dead

[fleet scroll]

cheese

[cursive pawn]

Chemistry = torture

[ashen veldt]

i have detention today help

[fleet scroll]

L BOZO

[manic rose]

Fun.

[cursive pawn]

Yall are bozos

[orchid sun]

im so sad

[dreamy remnant]

Can anyone send me a friend request?

[manic rose]

Oh, look who's talking! Did the circus let you escape, or are you just a self-proclaimed expert on bozos?

[cursive pawn]

Im trying to not read ur message

[orchid sun]

that was cringe

[cursive pawn]

Bozo you just wasted your time typing

[manic rose]

And so did you.

[manic rose]

OK?

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/slenderman-glitch-horror-gif-16936169

[stiff sail]

bro's pinging too many times

[manic rose]

Whoever you are idc.

[stiff sail]

https://tenor.com/view/callsomeone-whocares-gif-7880774

[fervent comet]

i disagree

https://tenor.com/view/donald-trump-wrong-not-right-gif-6086195

[cursive pawn]

Chemical

[wise mortar]

Reaction

[warm hedge]

chess is for nerds

[devout tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-beocord-no-lol-gif-24435520

[woven lotus]

By this logic, everyone who is good at their craft is a "nerd"

[warm hedge]

nah iv never played in my life and if i played id be better than 90% people

u dont need to learn chess to be good at it

[warm hedge]

i am less than 0 rated but better than 90% of people who play the game

[cursive pawn]

My rating is somewhere around negative infinity to infinity

[slate owl]

literally 1279

[cursive pawn]

I didnt even know that

[wild kite]

how to convert molarity into molality

[echo ocean]

guys apparently i am banned

can someone tell me how to get unbanned

[iron barn]

What is molality?

[wild kite]

💀 its ok

[cursive pawn]

You divide both sides by morality

[steep kernel]

meowmeow

[steep kernel]

I think you mean 90th percentile lol

[warm hedge]

does it matter

[steep kernel]

yes lol

you should brag to people by saying you're in the 90th percentile

[fervent comet]

chemical bonding YES

[wild kite]

thanks

[cursive pawn]

Ur velcome

[cursive pawn]

I’ll chemically bond your head to the ceiling

[peak plank]

Took a while

[vale frost]

Guys help,i regret watching horror tiktoks now am too scared to go to the bathroom and pee

[fervent comet]

that is not possible 🤓

for u

🇲🇿

[fervent comet]

what country is this

[fervent comet]

man up

and go you got this

[cursive pawn]

Mozzarella

Country

[fervent comet]

no

Mozambique

[cursive pawn]

Same thing

[fervent comet]

no

[pulsar pivot]

let me see your cockroach

kid named roach:

[cursive pawn]

Bro speaking with himself

[pulsar pivot]

ong

[fervent comet]

you are not going to be david goggins with that stuff for sure

[grim edge]

we don't care 🔥

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/hilarious-funny-sarcasm-so-funny-joke-gif-18803399

[pulsar pivot]

you are in danger of living a life so soft that you will die without ever seeing what you were capable of

[fervent comet]

go carry the boats

and the logs

[pulsar pivot]

WHOS GONNA CARRY THE BOATS 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

I AM!!!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[fervent comet]

REAL

[pulsar pivot]

SO THE OTHER DAY I GOT AN EMAIL 🗣️🗣️

THIS GUY ASKED ME 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

HEY GOGGINS 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[fervent comet]

LOL

stop bro you are not in a edit

https://tenor.com/view/super-sigma-cheese-lover-masonendertnt-sigma-cat-gif-2164438751122234295

[pulsar pivot]

i had to loose 106 pounds in a month

so i came back a month later 106 pounds lighter

the recruiter looked at me

[rapid stag]

hello

[austere garden]

ur so sigma

[fervent comet]

NO

[somber bear]

Anyone wanna play

[fervent comet]

#💬〡chess-talk

[formal ravine]

The universe will end in a draw by stalemate

[formal ravine]

Here’s a completely different thing. Here’s some pretty eggs our chickens laid today compared to some normal eggs I also got today

Its rare to get a green blue egg already, but I also got a speckled one and a pink one

And the one on the right looks like it’s got snowed on

[fleet scroll]

I can do that too, just give me some food dye

[formal ravine]

Its a butt fresh egg, you can’t replicate that

Do your eggs come pre-warmed?

Also, unrelated but cool if you didn’t know it, you don’t have to refrigerate fresh eggs and they keep well

You should definitely wash it before using it and if you wash it and don’t use it then you do have to refrigerate it so it doesn’t go off

But- as long as its unwashed (all store bought eggs are washed at least in America), they can just like- chill on your counter

[fervent comet]

i have chickens but have never seen a pink egg or blue one

what chickens do you have @formal ravine

like the breed

[formal ravine]

We’ve got several kinds of chickens

Mostly Rhode Island Red Chickens

[fervent comet]

cool

[formal ravine]

We’ve also got a few Plymouth Rocks which are like- black and white speckled

[fervent comet]

i got the australorp

[fervent comet]

cool

you got alot of chickens

i only got like 8 hens and one rooster

[formal ravine]

Yeah there are a ton of chickens. We also have a ton of ducks of a few varieties, several geese, and a bunch of livestock

Im a farmer lol

[fervent comet]

W

[formal ravine]

My pfp Ska, one of our Suffolk sheep

[fervent comet]

nice

[fervent comet]

🫡

[formal ravine]

…and Psyduck

[fervent comet]

i do not think i have seen one

or heard that

[formal ravine]

Its a pokemon

[fervent comet]

is that like a platypus or smth goolge is showing a pokemon tho lol

oh ok

i never watched pokemon so yea

[formal ravine]

Somewhat wild to think about as someone who did but a fair take nonetheless

[fervent comet]

i never liked it idk why

[formal ravine]

Well… there are plenty of reasons not to like pokemon

Its sort of just a merch marketing ploy at the end of the day if were being honest about it

80% of the revenue pokemon generates is from merchandise

Plushies, shirts, pins, hats

[fervent comet]

makes sense cards and stuff

[formal ravine]

Not even, cards are a pretty small niche of pokemon revenue

[fervent comet]

or that is excluding cards

cool to know

[formal ravine]

Collectors are a way smaller market than children

[fervent comet]

i thought the main revenue was from the cards

[hot bison]

Sup

[formal ravine]

You have

The same pfp as like- my closest friend on discord

And that is incredibly jarring

[fervent comet]

i used to watch beyeblades bought like 30 or so when i was like 8

[hot bison]

Dang

[formal ravine]

Me too lol, what’s your favorite one?

[manic rose]

Hmm 🤔

[fervent comet]

i forgot alot of the names so i will have to see ngl

[formal ravine]

Lol fair

My favorites were always Leone and Libra

And there was this one- uh- Twisted Tempo

Yeaaaaaah that one was sick

Also also like- as far as the physical beyblades went, Virgo went hard

I won a lot of duels with the spin track from that mf

[fervent comet]

cool i think i liked the pegasus

[fervent comet]

true i used to use it against my cousins

they are some where rn too but some broke too xd

[formal ravine]

I think the coolest one I owned was this- uh… mercury anubis

[quasi junco]

sup chat

[fervent comet]

oh wow

[formal ravine]

I also had Hades Kerbecks and that was an incredible point of pride for me

[fervent comet]

i never had one even close to rare

[quasi junco]

am bored

[formal ravine]

God man you unlocked a core memory lmao

Its all flooding back

[fervent comet]

looks cool

[fervent comet]

LOL ik it was fun for me to going to my cousins house just to play with the beyblades

[formal ravine]

It wasn’t better than Virgo which was kind of the gold standard imo

Leo was really really good also, and like- the… the tip, one, from Leone, that rounded tip

Was my favorite

[fervent comet]

i do not remember the names that well tbh idk why

i had the leo one for sure tho

[formal ravine]

Og virgo

[fervent comet]

yea

[quasi junco]

wut is this?

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Its a beyblade

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virgo?

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Get cool

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beyblade

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oh

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beyblades are probably still fun tbh

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Agree. I should get them

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i remember back in the day my frnds used to watch beyblade

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Beyblade burst trash. Og beyblade incredible

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i never botherd watching

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i had this one

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Yeaaaaa yea

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looks cool tbh

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I think I had… not specifically that one, I think I had an older configuration

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the plastic ring broke tho i think some other one hit from the upside

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let it riiiiiiiiiipppppppppppppppppp

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This one looks more familiar

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beyblades were super popular at my school when I was in third grade

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cool

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The newer looking one is undeniably cooler aesthetically

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not so much in my school

how old are you guys

i am 17

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Im 19

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15 gonna turn 16 soon

next month to be precise

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i had some thing similar to that do not quite remember

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Image quality bad

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nah it is fine

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And there was… also… this one which I thought was sick

Nightmare Rex it was called

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looks cool tbh

i used the leo alot makes sense the plastic ring broke xd

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I liked these like- 3 pronged ones and that metal ring was pretty good for me