💬〡general-off-topic

[supple swan]

Yeahh ? How will u prove it to the mods

[grim frost]

Who?

[native skiff]

💀

[supple swan]

Shresth somin his name was

[grim frost]

Prove what?

[supple swan]

That u r 13+

[grim frost]

I am 14

[supple swan]

Ukw jus forget it

[grim frost]

Born in 2010

[alpine creek]

That's the allowed age to use discord. The rules even say keep it pg 13 so he can be here

[supple swan]

Ohhh

[supple swan]

Damn I feel old now

Me 2005

[native skiff]

tf

[supple swan]

Yo blockhead u were 2100 fide?

[alpine creek]

Well

[supple swan]

What

[alpine creek]

About that... I never reached 2100 I reached 2080 but I rounded it

[grim frost]

Do you guys hate today's music?

[alpine creek]

And it's not fide it's chess.com

But my rapid fide is 1750

[native skiff]

19 now?

thats crazy

[supple swan]

December so 18

[wise mortar]

Noooooo

[alpine creek]

https://tenor.com/view/you-didnt-have-to-cut-me-off-meme-you-didnt-have-to-cut-me-off-big-brain-big-brain-meme-gif-26965490

[stable mirage]

nah cc rapid = fide

[native skiff]

😠

[alpine creek]

no what

[supple swan]

Ohhh damn rating diff is enormous bw otb and chesscom

[grim frost]

Yesterday I got muted because I said 'run' in Japanese

[native skiff]

oh fr?

[stable mirage]

no

[supple swan]

May be u r not allowed to speak a diff language

[alpine creek]

Well Ive only played in 1 tournament

So I hope I can up my fide rapid

[grim frost]

Nope

[supple swan]

Idk how otb works

[native skiff]

damn

[alpine creek]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[supple swan]

U couch urself or u got a coach

[grim frost]

It means running in Japan 😭

[supple swan]

Looks like u did some shady shit

[alpine creek]

I have a coach ( I haven't had a lesson in a while)

[supple swan]

Ohhh

[alpine creek]

Bro knew what he was doing

[supple swan]

Man competing is so much fun

Any sport

Like the skill diff bw a competition player and casual player of same rating wud be sooo diff

[alpine creek]

Classical chess and online rapid are basically different games

[supple swan]

Classical chess u get like 90 mins na ?

[alpine creek]

Yeah

90 or and hour or maybe more

[stable mirage]

I think 30+ is technically the definition

wouldn’t call it classical tho

[alpine creek]

No isn't it 45?

Well 45 is still considered classical

[supple swan]

Ohhhh

[grim frost]

Try to find the meaning of running in Japan

[stable mirage]

idk I would only call hour+ classical

idk the actual definition

[supple swan]

Do u get extra time every move ? Is there like a format like that in tournaments

[alpine creek]

Generally 30 seconds for each move

[native skiff]

swear its the biggest waste of ur time classical

[supple swan]

Ohhh

[alpine creek]

But you have to play it if you want title

[supple swan]

U have time to think man I mean idk never played

[native skiff]

who needs a title

[supple swan]

What's ur rating

[native skiff]

like you could be doing something else for like the time wasted

[alpine creek]

Yes, you have time to think. But so does your opponent and. That's why I hate it 😭😭😭

[native skiff]

200

[supple swan]

Must be intense

[supple swan]

2k or 200

[native skiff]

200 lil bro

[alpine creek]

No he's 200 just a begginer

Especially in blitz

[supple swan]

200 ? Damn

[native skiff]

yeah

[supple swan]

I didn't know y'all cud chat

[native skiff]

im pre weak my perspective personally

😢

[supple swan]

In my perspective too

[native skiff]

classical goofy

[alpine creek]

Just click on his account and u will see his 200 elo

[supple swan]

Ukw man actually it's super easy to get out of tht rating

[fervent comet]

hello

[short turtle]

Me no cate about Money 🗿

[supple swan]

It says 2600

[alpine creek]

Yes

[supple swan]

Ths y I asked if he's 2k

[alpine creek]

He wasnt being serious

[fervent comet]

[short turtle]

💀

[alpine creek]

https://tenor.com/view/you-didnt-have-to-cut-me-off-meme-you-didnt-have-to-cut-me-off-big-brain-big-brain-meme-gif-26965490

[supple swan]

So what's his rating like fr

[alpine creek]

2632

[supple swan]

Damnnn

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-discord-fan-fan-cool-chat-cold-chat-gif-133443280791654714

[supple swan]

Yeahh if I was 200 I wudnt even be texting honestly 😂

[native skiff]

secert to be 2k+

[alpine creek]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-shocked-cat-silly-cat-cat-kitten-gif-7414586676150300212

[supple swan]

??

2600 is insane man

[native skiff]

secert to be 2.6+ trust

[supple swan]

Have u played gms ?

[native skiff]

yeah

alot

[supple swan]

Wow

[native skiff]

crazy

[supple swan]

How much time do u spend studying chess

[native skiff]

i dont

i use to

[supple swan]

👀

[native skiff]

i just spend time studying math and physics

[supple swan]

Do u play otb as well ?

[native skiff]

like once or twice then i quit cz it was a waste of time

[supple swan]

Damn how old r u man

If u say u r like 14

[fierce kelp]

Are you saying that we are wasting our lives?

[native skiff]

16

yes

[fervent comet]

HOWWWWWWW

[supple swan]

U gotta be smart bro damn nice job man

[supple swan]

Which country ?

[native skiff]

bro its not about being good at chess u got to be good at other stuff in order to be good

[native skiff]

i got my ways

[native skiff]

aus

[fervent comet]

nice tho

[fierce kelp]

We like to play chess so don't say we are wasting our lives

[supple swan]

I mean a 2600 middle game needs some brain power I suppose

[native skiff]

like otb

[fervent comet]

ask him the taste of a kangaroo

[native skiff]

i normally get bored playing

[supple swan]

Yeahhh lol

[native skiff]

dawg

[supple swan]

Yo how do kangaroos taste

[native skiff]

havent ried

[fervent comet]

:(

[native skiff]

🙂

[supple swan]

I've seen this guy eat kangroo tail looked delicious 😂

[native skiff]

it aint it

[supple swan]

What's the education system like over there ?

[fierce kelp]

You are a priviliged guy I wish I have had smart fathers (and rich) that taught me to play from a young age

[native skiff]

its alr depends ur school

[native skiff]

nah i learnt self learn

[supple swan]

Like wb ur school

[grim edge]

Ew

[native skiff]

its like you have to write an exam to get in

[supple swan]

It's food there

[native skiff]

bro no it aint

[grim edge]

I know..

https://open.spotify.com/track/6Qyc6fS4DsZjB2mRW9DsQs?si=6d473067bdf84524

[flint fox]

yall rate this

[grim edge]

My grandma ate one

[supple swan]

[fierce kelp]

Nah you joined 2024. Have fun, I only say that

[grim edge]

Regular kangaroo meat is good but not the tail

[supple swan]

Have u played levy ?? Anytime like Gotham chess

[native skiff]

played before

[supple swan]

What's ur profile can I check it out ??

[native skiff]

i played nemsko, rosen, mitrabhaa and a few others

[native skiff]

go ahead why u asking me

[supple swan]

Damnnn

[native skiff]

yet to vs gotham

[stable mirage]

hi furry :3

[supple swan]

Share me the game when u play him 😁

[native skiff]

doubt ill ever play him

[fervent comet]

did you beat eric rosen?

[flint fox]

hi star

[native skiff]

nah i blundered my rook in the opening if i didnt i think i may of

[stable mirage]

:3.

[flint fox]

wtf r these trending gifs

[wise mortar]

I HATE BLITZ

[grim edge]

#💬〡chess-talk

[stable mirage]

ok 600

[wise mortar]

I HATE BLITZ

[grim edge]

Why?

[flint fox]

play rapid

[fervent comet]

sad :(

[lucid matrix]

deez nuts

[wise mortar]

Rapid : 😀

blitz: 😔

[native skiff]

yeah i beat nemo alot and mitrabhaa i was doing good until i blundered my queen

[grim edge]

I agree

[wise mortar]

Bullet: 💀

[fervent comet]

thats good tho

[fervent comet]

agreed

[wise mortar]

I realize all you need to do in blitz is playing non losing moves quickly

[native skiff]

its alr

[wise mortar]

These bozos beat me that way

[supple swan]

Do u major in a single sub ?? In aus ?

[fervent comet]

ofcourse you would say that

[native skiff]

what u mean

[native skiff]

im sure anyone my level would have said that, there someone else in the server similiar at my level

pre sure he would of said the same

[wise mortar]

Smh im gonna watch new Shogun episode to calm down

[supple swan]

Umm like u take comp and u major in that it's like thts ur main subject and learn deep concepts and u have ur minors which u jus learn

[native skiff]

in what context?

[short turtle]

React with ☢️ if you hate EA as a Gaming company

[frozen plume]

Bro is just poor

[short turtle]

They F"ed up Pvz franchise

[fervent comet]

i hate them cause of that too

[frozen plume]

I don't even play pvz it's trash fr

[short turtle]

I have a EyePhone

[fervent comet]

pvz one was good but they ruined the others

[fervent comet]

idc

[short turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/chipi-chipi-gif-1675905361704615516

"Twerking cat can't hurt you,It isn't real"

Twerking Cat:

[frozen plume]

https://tenor.com/view/your-mother-great-argument-however-megamind-your-mom-yo-mama-gif-22994712

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/haram-heisenberg-gif-20680378

[fervent comet]

she cooks well ik

:)

[frozen plume]

https://tenor.com/view/great-argument-however-your-mother-facts-breaking-bad-quandale-dingle-gif-26062299

[short turtle]

Don't worry bro
His Bank account is being flooded by Green Notes that why he doesn't hate EA

[fervent comet]

expected for that guy

[frozen plume]

Ea is best game Dev ever

[fervent comet]

lol

[short turtle]

Best *Begging company ever

[fervent comet]

ea employ

[frozen plume]

It's good cuz poor people aren't allowed to be good

[short turtle]

Its good only for you bc your bank account is flooded

[fervent comet]

it is ok you just work for ea dw

[frozen plume]

https://tenor.com/view/hasbulla-money-gif-25191018

[fervent comet]

LOLL

[grim edge]

love casual classism

Lmao

[short turtle]

We don't play games to just spend our money 😎

Thats why we don't like EA

[fervent comet]

yep

[short turtle]

Bro broke chess

[frozen plume]

Money talks, poor people dont

🤑💸🤑💸💰

[short turtle]

Says who?

[grim edge]

The spirit of Fischer was inspiring me

[lament jacinth]

I wish you were poor

[short turtle]

Our Blood group: A,BAB,O

His blood group: $

[frozen plume]

Whatever you wish for others usually happens to you first 🥳

[warm spindle]

Average 400 elo chat.

[grim edge]

Yeah, since you joined

[warm spindle]

[fervent comet]

i am not 400

[frozen plume]

https://tenor.com/view/herrscher-of-sentience-hos-brick-murder-argument-gif-15283912410582841246

[grim edge]

I wish you become a millionaire

[short turtle]

I wish you become Trillionaire

E
https://tenor.com/view/brain-megamind-genius-меп-mem-gif-4478613958850805543

[grim edge]

Dang bro take it easy

[fervent comet]

i wish you go to heaven

[grim edge]

I wish your pillow is always cold

[grim frost]

Is this real? Chat

[short turtle]

I wish My all money goes to you

😜😎

[grim edge]

We can provide that

[frozen plume]

Great. So you're money will go to yourslef

[short turtle]

My - Yours
You - Me

Only changing one word doesn't make any sense

Change the whole scenario kid

[frozen plume]

🫵

[short turtle]

Me looking at that f"ed up decimal
rating: 100,0

[short turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/power-legendary-reverse-card-econowise-reverse-card-legendary-uno-reverse-card-uno-legendary-reverse-card-gif-23531292

[grim edge]

Why is it written akurasi

[grim frost]

I also don't know why that is, am I GM?

[grim frost]

Therefore, Indonesian language

[grim edge]

But the description is regular English

[frozen plume]

https://tenor.com/view/your-mother-gif-25282351

[short turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/power-legendary-reverse-card-econowise-reverse-card-legendary-uno-reverse-card-uno-legendary-reverse-card-gif-23531292

[grim edge]

@frozen plume I wish you have two iphones

[frozen plume]

https://tenor.com/view/u-no-gif-6086924685272682043

[short turtle]

? sudo time reverse

[fervent comet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/788640181384773632/1114520025957683281/IMG_3964.gif

[short turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/supernova-ssb-gif-21160251

My Weakest Attack:

[frozen plume]

https://tenor.com/view/compelling-argument-gif-23250014

https://tenor.com/view/compelling-argument-gif-23250014

[short turtle]

Can't win
Do coping

Lol You lost to my Weakest attack

[frozen plume]

https://tenor.com/view/cope-seethe-mald-cope-seethe-mald-l-plus-ratio-gif-25209621

https://tenor.com/view/great-argument-however-your-mother-facts-breaking-bad-quandale-dingle-gif-26062299

[fervent comet]

bro is schizophrenic

jk

[frozen plume]

<@&745328830649991179> making fun of schizophrenia not funny mute rn

[fervent comet]

bro

[native skiff]

just do admin

mods aint real

[fervent comet]

i was joking :(

i was joking why you snitch on a joke :(

[frozen plume]

🙏

[fervent comet]

i do not like you anymore

[frozen plume]

Mods not gonna do anything anyway

[fervent comet]

they could

[frozen plume]

Nah uh you said you were joking it cancels out whatever you said

[fervent comet]

it does not all the time

[frozen plume]

If you said some like liking little k-

It'd be bannable

[fervent comet]

true

[frozen plume]

Or a timeout I guess

[fervent comet]

ig

[lament jacinth]

Schizophrenic won't get someone timed out

[fervent comet]

you sure

:)

if so thats good

[lament jacinth]

Yup

[tired wren]

why was I tagged?

[fervent comet]

idk

[tired wren]

who tagged me?

[fervent comet]

search it

[frozen plume]

@lament jacinth

[fervent comet]

mentions then your name

[lament jacinth]

What

[frozen plume]

N8ce flowers

[tired wren]

I'd rather sleep than put in effort for something like that

[lament jacinth]

Thanks

[frozen plume]

@lament jacinth

[lament jacinth]

What

[fervent comet]

this?

[frozen plume]

Nice name

[fervent comet]

i think it might be that ping idk

[rigid geyser]

@fervent gazelle noob

[lament jacinth]

Stop pinging me

[frozen plume]

@rocky epoch where you at I've been missing you

[tired wren]

nahh, it said chatting about some topic in general

[frozen plume]

@lament jacinth nice sentence

[tired wren]

@lament jacinth sure

[lament jacinth]

Stop

[native skiff]

i heard he at hosiptal

[frozen plume]

Nice opinion

[frozen plume]

What happened to bro

[fresh wind]

really?

[native skiff]

yh

[frozen plume]

Bro hung his queen

[tired wren]

@lament jacinth sure

[lament jacinth]

@fresh wind @frozen plume has pinged me 4 times uselessly and continues to ping after being asked to stop

[native skiff]

have and always will

wow

[frozen plume]

I dint ping you now

[tired wren]

lol

[fresh wind]

you just did by doing that...

[frozen plume]

At is off

Lol

[native skiff]

is that how u look like irl?

[fresh wind]

and if it is?

[native skiff]

if i say something rn that would hurt your feelings would u be angry?

[grim edge]

Oh god

[frozen plume]

https://tenor.com/view/femboy-ironic-satire-meme-femboy-meme-gif-27090247

Huh

Embed fail

My embed perms have been taken nooo

[rocky epoch]

💀

[grim edge]

ayo, kids chill. it's just 7am

[grim edge]

Who else would it be..

[frozen plume]

https://tenor.com/view/bh187-minions-minions-the-rise-of-gru-doe-eyes-sorry-gif-26374114

[rocky epoch]

How old r u

[native skiff]

random dude

[frozen plume]

Nvm they work

[grim edge]

Why would someone want a profile of a random dude?

Based off his reaction I think it is him though

[frozen plume]

https://tenor.com/view/slim-shady-gif-1838679738556021314

[native skiff]

cz they npcs

they talk like robots

[frozen plume]

Did you have a heart attack

[grim edge]

The server mods?

[rocky epoch]

No

[native skiff]

yh

[frozen plume]

Play me

[rocky epoch]

No

[frozen plume]

https://tenor.com/view/rizz-face-rizzler-gif-16836605285635395348

[frozen plume]

But why doe

[grim edge]

I am kinda scared of rinqed tbh

[frozen plume]

@rocky epoch respond

[native skiff]

npc

admins are chill like that

[grim edge]

I am worried that he is gonna ban me

[fresh wind]

if you don't do something wrong, I won't need to

[grim edge]

Ik but your scary

[frozen plume]

@rocky epoch don't do me like that I like you 😭

[native skiff]

bro u still havent responded

[frozen plume]

@rocky epoch is average Caro Kann player

They think they're cool but the opening is garbage

[random drum]

yes

[grim edge]

Really? I never would’ve guessed

[frozen plume]

Imagine playing c6

[grim edge]

Bro there is so many mods and every keeps pinging the one that scares me

That is like the 80th time his been pinged tonight

[frozen plume]

@rocky epoch come on I thought we had something

[random drum]

He looks good bro check his chess.com

[rocky epoch]

Stop pinging

[frozen plume]

Play me and I'll stop

[rocky epoch]

Im working on something

[native skiff]

be looks kinda round

[rocky epoch]

No

[native skiff]

like an egg

[random drum]

https://www.chess.com/member/rinqed222

[frozen plume]

https://tenor.com/view/who-ask-did-i-ask-hayato-gif-22063768

[fresh wind]

yes that's me, and?

[lament jacinth]

#💬〡chess-talk

[native skiff]

npc

[random drum]

I said you look good bro. what's the problem

[grim edge]

Why does it say NM?

[fresh wind]

you're not the issue

[grim edge]

oh, Matty

[fresh wind]

because I am?

[native skiff]

dawg

[frozen plume]

@rocky epoch play me I'll ride you fr

[native skiff]

no ur not

[grim edge]

Are you a national master?

[native skiff]

if you cut the hair and got contacts maybe

[fresh wind]

yes

[random drum]

.

[grim edge]

Wow

[random drum]

do u play TT?

[rocky epoch]

💀 you weirdo , next time ill ping mods

[fresh wind]

@native skiff I know you think is funny but it's actually starting to get annoying

[frozen plume]

Thoughts on Caro kann

[fresh wind]

stop insulting me and my appearance

got it?

[native skiff]

bro youre not about that life but alr

[fresh wind]

oh sorry if I don't want to be insulted for how I look

[native skiff]

its not even u in the profile

[fresh wind]

it is me

why would I lie lol

[grim edge]

show yourself

[lament jacinth]

When rinqued gets annoyed. He's sees red. And when he sees red... it's all over

[grim edge]

@native skiff you should probably stop before he mutes you

[native skiff]

that looks nothing like u lowkey

[random drum]

btw rinqed u looked young without beard.

[native skiff]

no way

[frozen plume]

https://tenor.com/view/satoru-gojo-of-course-gif-19359297

[random drum]

but after all it's ur choice lol

[fresh wind]

my Discord pfp was about 6 months before my chess.com pfp

[grim edge]

then, hush little baby

[rocky epoch]

rinqed sees red

[native skiff]

buddy

[grim frost]

Hi guys

[rocky epoch]

How old are you to be walking around saying kid and baby

[random drum]

it looks like fake beard tho (in ur dc pfp)

[frozen plume]

If you play me I'll mail you a chicken nugget

[native skiff]

alr

[rocky epoch]

I would have accepted if real but nty cuz fake

[grim edge]

Hush little baby don't say a word, Papa's going to buy you a mockingbird

[rocky epoch]

cringe song

[frozen plume]

Literally what's your closest post office

[native skiff]

aont no way bro just said that

[random drum]

Mods and admins both are not real tbh they are riyal

[frozen plume]

Ain't no way bto dissed eminem

[rocky epoch]

eminem cringe

[grim frost]

Is this real?

[frozen plume]

He's my childhood,

[rocky epoch]

I had a game with Great opening and brilliant middle game

[grim edge]

"hush little baby, dont say a word" is the softer version of stfu

[frozen plume]

Give me your closest post office I'll mail you my bathwater

[rocky epoch]

💀

[native skiff]

no way adults have become like this

[rocky epoch]

what the

[grim edge]

I think rinqed is gone so I don’t have to worry about getting banned now

[frozen plume]

[rocky epoch]

How old even is she

[native skiff]

dont think he got perms to

[rocky epoch]

He are lurking tho

[fresh wind]

oh I do

[rocky epoch]

I told you

[grim edge]

Oh no

[grim frost]

That's good

[native skiff]

you can only mute

[rocky epoch]

Thanks

[native skiff]

idk

[fresh wind]

you sure about that?

[grim edge]

I haven’t even done anything wrong I am just genuinely scared of him

[native skiff]

yeah

[grim edge]

I feel like he doesn’t like me tbh

[rocky epoch]

he doesn't like anyone

[frozen plume]

If you play me I'll send you footage from a nice locker

[rocky epoch]

You're the weirdest Saudi arabian ive ever seen

[frozen plume]

Ps it's a female one

[grim edge]

He isn’t just a mod. He is also a staff member

[rocky epoch]

put it in your ahh

Stop pinging me

[frozen plume]

It helps me sometimes for some stuff

⅝ of 28273 is?

[native skiff]

being a staff kinda da tho

cz you aint a mod

[grim edge]

What do the staff even do?

[frozen plume]

I'll make a fresh account and speed run to become a mod

[native skiff]

dont have a clue

[frozen plume]

@rocky epoch you agree?

[grim edge]

I would ask rinqed, but he will probably give me a 90 year ban if I ping him

I kinda feel bad for asser

[rocky epoch]

<@&745328830649991179> this guy spam pinging me and doesn't stop and i said stop 3 times

[grim edge]

He keeps getting pinged

[frozen plume]

You're my only friend here I can relate to

Like no one loves me I was trying find some companionship

[native skiff]

dw i do

[frozen plume]

You're just a big old meanie

[grim edge]

What is that insult?💀💀

[wise mortar]

Squeakers ahh insult

[frozen plume]

I have ,uch worse insults for gojo pfps but this is a family friendly sever

[grim edge]

Hi

[wise mortar]

Meow

[grim edge]

Gojo pfps?

[grim edge]

Meow

Why specifically gojo ones?

[frozen plume]

https://tenor.com/view/compelling-argument-gif-23250014

[frozen plume]

I love and hate gojo pfps. My inspiration was @rocky epoch

[grim edge]

Does he have one?

[frozen plume]

Yea

[fresh wind]

I like people that respect others, not people that just insult people

[grim edge]

Does that mean you like me?

[frozen plume]

I miss asser already

Too bad I can't ping him to get his opinion

[grim edge]

Don’t bother

Your gonna get in trouble if you ping him

[frozen plume]

True

I hope bros iftar is only fruits🙏🙏🙏

Dw I dmed him

[grim edge]

I wouldn’t dm him if I were you but no one can stop you

You can’t get punished for it

[frozen plume]

The deeds been done

I'm not harassing him so

[grim edge]

I don’t recommend it though

[rocky epoch]

Chicken and Macrona bashamel

[grim edge]

You should probably just leave him alone

[frozen plume]

Your iftar should be a banana a date some water and a plum

Healthy

[rocky epoch]

Do u like me :)?

[rocky epoch]

Not enough

[frozen plume]

You definitely hate me

[frozen plume]

I'll have falafel and chckn shawarma ton8ght 🤑

[grim edge]

He is going to if you constantly ping him

[frozen plume]

[grim edge]

His profile says he is playing overwatch but I don’t trust that

He is probably watching us

[wise mortar]

Sussy amogus

[native skiff]

npc

[grim edge]

Who?

[warm spindle]

Everyone who does stuff.

[native skiff]

rinqed its like telling a computer to act like a human i kinda think he a npc

[warm spindle]

Just wait until you enter the workforce.

[native skiff]

😢

[grim edge]

😂

[native skiff]

all npcs

[warm spindle]

Including you.

[native skiff]

how

@fresh wind can we do like a puzzle off

[random drum]

any russian here? I wanna ask what is fulaks?

I am studying history so .......

[fresh wind]

after you've been insulting me? no

[native skiff]

i think ur just scared

[cursive pawn]

U tryna compete in strongman

[warm spindle]

No I was just kidding.

Just kitten 😸

[cursive pawn]

Stoopid idot dont become 240kg

[fresh wind]

why should I do something you want after how you've been speaking to me - if you'd been nice I might've

[grim edge]

i got tricked

[native skiff]

so u scared basically alr then

i see

ok im out

[grim edge]

you know youre not making any sense

[native skiff]

thanks

[grim edge]

that's it. be grateful that i talk to you and respond to your nonsense

[native skiff]

bro i never asked u to talk to me

[grim edge]

sure

[slate owl]

why are all my pants so small

[native skiff]

?!

[grim edge]

you are just scared

i see it

[native skiff]

yeah fr crazy

@fresh wind i formally apologise so can we puzzle it out?

[jaunty kindle]

Typical 400 elo chat

[native skiff]

bro

[honest drift]

https://tenor.com/view/i-have-no-enemies-vinland-saga-no-enemies-meme-my-honest-reaction-gif-17805311993214710969

[native skiff]

W

[grim edge]

my guy

[native skiff]

yes?

[bronze portal]

Ooga booga whats up men

[wise mortar]

Stop wearing your sister yoga pants

[clear night]

Hi

Typical 600 Elo Chat

[fleet scroll]

CHEESE

[grim edge]

hi

[fleet scroll]

clarence thomas pfp 🤢

[slate owl]

why chat so ead

[grim frost]

Hi

[short turtle]

CEO of Secularism

[stone sleet]

hello

[jaunty kindle]

Veri interestyng

[dire cargo]

Wsg chess nerds

[honest drift]

https://tenor.com/view/i-have-no-enemies-vinland-saga-no-enemies-meme-my-honest-reaction-gif-17805311993214710969

[dire cargo]

Imagine...

[errant lava]

little does he know

[rocky epoch]

Mate

[rocky epoch]

And queen hang?? What elo is this

[rocky epoch]

Lol bro forgot rook pin

[grim edge]

i want women's arena wednesday

[digital phoenix]

No

[grim edge]

no worries, you will be part of pride pawn arena Thursday

[grim frost]

What is a person's biggest lie?

What do you think?

[slate owl]

:3

[tepid relic]

Who dat

[tepid relic]

Both sound lame

[grim frost]

Hi

[dreamy remnant]

Can anyone send me a friend request?

[peak plank]

Smh

[glossy radish]

hi pix

[peak plank]

I just learnt some people use semicolons for indentation, that should be a crime

[mossy furnace]

what is smh? Is it something horrible?

[wise mortar]

Smh

[grim edge]

selling my hat. it's a colloquial phrase you use when you find something odd or boring. hat depicts your mind or your thoughts about something. hence, "selling your hat" is like telling people that you didnt like what they said

[tidal perch]

hi guys

[tidal perch]

smh

i wrote a poem about the mods

yall wanna hear it?

In the land of pixels and texts,
Where voices echo but are rarely vexed,
There lurks a mod, stern and cold,
Enforcing rules, unyielding and bold.

With a swift ban and a muted voice,
They silence chatter without a choice,
Their power looms like a shadow tall,
Leaving users feeling oh so small.

Their judgment sharp, their words severe,
Leaving discomfort and lingering fear,
But behind the screen, we must remind,
They're human too, with their own troubled mind.

So let's approach with empathy and care,
Seeking understanding, willing to share,
For even mods, in their tough facade,
Deserve kindness and a chance to evade.

[mild apex]

Wat

[slate owl]

no

[mossy furnace]

Noice

[static ridge]

last stanza

[mossy furnace]

Imma do a narration on it

[tidal perch]

too late

[limpid forge]

bro who killed chat?

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/skragzire-gif-19722425

Those guys

[clear night]

Idk why but this reminds me of rinqed for some reason.

[oak cliff]

anyone wanna play

[wise mortar]

Bastman, Doofus gang

[clear night]

They are the pog mods

[oak cliff]

not bast,he chill

[clear night]

Doofus is also chill.

He is wise.

[wise mortar]

I mean he gave me minion gif pass so yeah I apologize

https://tenor.com/view/minion-but-despicable-me-pool-swim-gif-16227921

[clear night]

Anyone here good at legal reasoning?

[lament jacinth]

Skull

[clear night]

Applied or core math?

[grim edge]

yes

i have the rizzz

[clear night]

Can you help me with some questions based on Principle and facts? The questions are undergraduate level.

[grim edge]

no wonder why they always come back

[grim edge]

lol @ ENFJ pseudoscience

[clear night]

Why do you use a voice changer?

[grim edge]

Obama and Oprah 2 toxic narcissistic sociopaths

I do like Sean Connery

no idea who jennifer lawrence or malaia is

[grim edge]

John Cusack is john cusack

[grim edge]

Ben affleck is an alcoholic

[grim edge]

C

[clear night]

How?

[orchid sun]

thats goofy

[grim edge]

based on intituition i say B

B wants to pay 400, he may have still accepted the 500 proposal but its unclear

[clear night]

We have to answer based on the principle given only.

[wise mortar]

Hi obama

[grim edge]

it isnt explicit on whether he did not accept proposal

[orchid sun]

aint reading allat

based on my intuition i say C

[grim edge]

I also prefer answering C versus B rbrecause statistically C is the answer more often than B

[orchid sun]

indeed

[grim edge]

in general on tests

regardless its a dumb question

are you studying for LSAT

[grim edge]

but the person who wrote this test knew that statistic, so he changed it to B

sounds like logcal reasoning questions i took before

[clear night]

No

[clear night]

Something like that

[wise mortar]

A is an acoustic

[orchid crown]

you are alive??

[clear night]

What would be the mirror image of the proposal to sell a chair for ₹500?

[wise mortar]

The keyword is desirous

[orchid sun]

buying a chair for 500$

[clear night]

Nah it isn't.

[clear night]

Desirous just means 'wants to'

[grim edge]

it's B.

[wise mortar]

So? He is not accepting nor rejecting

[grim edge]

he is not accepting

[wise mortar]

Its not a fact

[grim edge]

B is the customer and he can negotiate it

[oak cliff]

anyone wanna play

|| 20$ ||

[grim edge]

A is selling it for higher rate and he has wiggle room for another discussion

[clear night]

Got it.

Thanks. Still confused between B and C.

[wise mortar]

Tell us the answer later ok im curious

[teal dragon]

Now we can play for $ since they wanna treat this stupid ass online (not real chess) as the gold standard.

[grim edge]

you dont sell things at the exact rate. you sell big. you don't sell yourself short. you impress people and trick them into believing that you have it all.

[teal dragon]

Hell yeah, $1 million games cuz I value myself and wanna trick ppl out of their monopoly money.

[clear night]

Legal reasoning is pretty fun for group discussions.

[teal dragon]

Dahlia for President

[clear night]

Apparently Dahlia is right. The answer is indeed B.

[grim edge]

that was intuition based

oh my g

my intuition is powerful

[clear night]

Could you explain what it means by 'an exact mirror image of the proposal'?

[grim edge]

idk

[orchid sun]

no

[grim edge]

maybe like irl scenario

[clear night]

Oh got it. Apparently there was no communication between A and B, thus no negotiations took place and B therefore hasn't accepted the proposal.

[wise mortar]

Ah i get it its the principle itself, no room for negotiation

Thats why you read the exam question thoroughly

[rocky epoch]

Where is your roles 😂😂

[wise mortar]

The proposal is 500 rs, so thats it

[rocky epoch]

Blud lost it cuz probably broke a rule or something 😂

[clear night]

I removed them

[clear night]

The 2nd one is tricky.

[mossy furnace]

I thought It's sore mouth ho...rse, horse

[wise mortar]

D

[clear night]

Because the rules state that the result should always be based on the given principle

[wise mortar]

If we follow the principle it should be D no

[clear night]

We are supposed to think like a lawyer

I go with (B)

[wise mortar]

And the answer is

[clear night]

How can it be D tho?

[mossy furnace]

You can always unalve if you don’t like his ans

[clear night]

Why is it so tricky

[wise mortar]

I just use conjunction reasoning

Whats the answrr

[grim edge]

because the agreemtn with the boy doesnt apply to the girl

[clear night]

D is correct

[grim edge]

as i said

[clear night]

Exactly, by that logic it should be B

[wise mortar]

If a -> b
c
So we cant draw conclusions

[clear night]

Ah ok

[wise mortar]

Look up conjunction

It will help for your reasoning exams

[clear night]

Studying law is like dealing with sensitive twitter warriors.

[slate owl]

UwU

[alpine creek]

https://tenor.com/view/you-didnt-have-to-cut-me-off-meme-you-didnt-have-to-cut-me-off-big-brain-big-brain-meme-gif-26965490

[wise mortar]

If Adelynn wear a skirt he is a femboy

Adelynn wear a skirt
= Adelynn is a femboy

[slate owl]

what skirt

[clear night]

Great example

[slate owl]

is youtube music shuffle accurate

[clear night]

It's random

[wise mortar]

Youtube > spotify, but all the cute girls is on spotify, so spotify > youtube

[slate owl]

yeah but it doesnt feel random

[slate owl]

:3

[lament jacinth]

Der alte

[clear night]

Q.6

[wise mortar]

Youtube: uwawaaa song = disturbed-down with the sickness 😎

Spotify:uwawaaa song= i cant find the song 💀

[wise mortar]

Imma get my brain fried, its A fck it

[grim edge]

What is this

AP Econ?

hotel wifi 🔥

he sold so A

[clear night]

Why

[wise mortar]

Done deal

[clear night]

But sale is only complete when property gets transferred

[wise mortar]

Doesnt matter if its not in his hand or not

[clear night]

And property involved the rights mentioned above.

[wise mortar]

just give us the answer

[grim edge]

contract transferred after the car got sold

[wise mortar]

[clear night]

Just explain why the answer isn't C

[wise mortar]

Idk

[clear night]

What is right to alienate?

[wise mortar]

To dispose

Actually thats what B did to A

So its A (answer)

[clear night]

Ok thanks. You all are very helpful rn.

[clear night]

Read the principle of Q.7 thk

[wise mortar]

Can i see the option

[clear night]

@wise mortar I already got the answer though

[wise mortar]

A?

[clear night]

Yes

Some of these situations are pretty funny.

[grim edge]

the phrase in the sentence was just there to complicate or trick

ignore ",but occasionally not mad,"

[fluid isle]

Once a mad is always mad😂

[clear night]

Exactly.

Is magic possible?

[random drum]

I AM FCKED

I'VE SOCIAL SCIENCE EXAM TMRW

[clear night]

Nice. That's what I am studying (sorta)

[random drum]

I have 16 chapters in my syllabus

[clear night]

Cool

[random drum]

3 history 5 civics 5 geography(no way wtf I studied only 2) and 3 economics

[clear night]

I have 16 chapters in just political science

[random drum]

nice

I am gonna die soon

[clear night]

Q.2

[clear night]

Just revise some notes by 12.

[grim edge]

B

[wise mortar]

Jesus that went from 0 to 100

E. The boy should learn how to swim

[clear night]

Well how is A responsible for killing the boy if he was not gonna survive anyways?

[grim edge]

ion think that the kid is considered as a thing

[wise mortar]

F. C is a d4 player

[grim edge]

It’s fine you play chess

wait i am reading the first principle

[wise mortar]

Its A for for me btw

Offence of drowning LMAOOOOO

[clear night]

But again, according to the principle, it is not considered an offence only if it is done to prevent greater harm.

[random drum]

that's what I am doing

[random drum]

so?

[wise mortar]

He already prevented it tbh, the third party which is C is a dick

[clear night]

Wdym

A did not prevent anything.

[wise mortar]

The rest of options doesn’t really make sense and not factual

He is preventing it then C came

[grim edge]

it is B. his fingerprints are in the boy's body and it is hard to prove that he was saving the boy

[wise mortar]

Sherock Holmes ahh

[clear night]

But that doesn't match up the principle because attacking C isn't an act of greater good

[grim edge]

do you have answers to these

if hes a "savior" he woudlnt hit C

[wise mortar]

Self defense

[clear night]

Not an answer key

[honest drift]

Guys i have something to sayy

[wise mortar]

C attacked first

[grim edge]

usually you can copy paste on google and its on quizlet

[clear night]

Wait. That's brilliant. Thanks.

[grim edge]

or ask chatgpt the question lol

[wise mortar]

C is a menace lock him up!!

[grim edge]

A has an anger issue and is evident when he attacked C. so it's B

[wise mortar]

typical d4 player

[viscid jacinth]

What is happening

Anyways big bang was not a blast

[wise mortar]

A didnt nothing wrong!!!!!

[clear night]

It is supposed to be a test to check our interests and abilities in certain fields. I got legal aptitude as my first objective.

[honest drift]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-rolled-gif-22203380

[wise mortar]

FREE A

[viscid jacinth]

it was actually universe expanding from a small point to increasing its size onto itself

[wise mortar]

Hashtag Free A

[grim edge]

Actually, it's B for real. the boy who died wasnt the boy who was drowning. it was C who died because he got attacked by A

[honest drift]

#######

[clear night]

The answer is A then

[honest drift]

what question

[grim edge]

it's B

[wise mortar]

Plot twist C is the boy

[clear night]

Both your answers nake sense

[honest drift]

Send question, only my answer will matter

Im the jury

[clear night]

Google says A

[grim edge]

nuh uh

[honest drift]

Send ques?

[wise mortar]

FREE A

[grim edge]

is there a cctv footage to prove that he was "saving" the boy

[wise mortar]

Justice for A

[viscid jacinth]

this chat is boring

[grim edge]

A is problematic and a danger to the society

[grim edge]

he should be sentenced to one week of time out on discord

[wise mortar]

A is a good guy, he is kind and loving father

[viscid jacinth]

dude is this the only photo you have

[honest drift]

All other sirius duplicates are dumb asf

[grim edge]

this statement negates his action when he attacked the poor loving pwd kid

[viscid jacinth]

who even is sirius

[viscid jacinth]

i dont even know at this point

[clear night]

We don't care about morals here. It's law.

[honest drift]

the bad one

[clear night]

If we can defend him with self-defense, we are gonna do it.

[viscid jacinth]

Dawg how many are there

[honest drift]

🤔

[wise mortar]

Not enough

[viscid jacinth]

oh so the furry one?

[clear night]

Well, I am a minor.

[wise mortar]

They are all furries

[grim edge]

emotions can be used to twist the judgment... oh poor kid! his dream was to become a soldier to server the country, but A took that dream from him...

justice for C

[viscid jacinth]

Nice you should be proud

[viscid jacinth]

so the 2200 elo guy

[grim edge]

A should be jailed

[wise mortar]

C is an agent of the enemy country, he was sent to assasinated the boy from the future

[clear night]

But A acted in self-defense. It was C who attacked him. A has complete right to defend his own life since it is of greater good to him.

[viscid jacinth]

A B and C never existed it was all an illusion all along

made by D

[wise mortar]

Moral of the case, teach yo damn kids to swim

[honest drift]

Or just drown

[grim edge]

it wasn't an attack. A has anger issues which is supported by his clinical results that his therapist shared @honest drift

[viscid jacinth]

A B Cs a cat

Say this thing

[honest drift]

What

[clear night]

'preventing damage to a person' is a recognized reason for it not to be considered an offence.

[wise mortar]

A is a loving husband and father, he fixed my car yesterday

[viscid jacinth]

idk too wanna hop on #💬〡chess-talk

[wise mortar]

A would never try to hurt the boy

[honest drift]

Ok

[clear night]

We are required to only use the principle to reach a conclude an appropriate answer.

[grim edge]

it says A was hit by C. this can be accidental, however. A couldnt control his anger so he attacked C and killed C poor little fella

[wise mortar]

C meanwhile is a known furry and racist in the neighborhood

[grim edge]

hahaha

[sudden grotto]

Quiet.

[clear night]

Well too bad that it legally can be considered self-defense

[wise mortar]

Hang on yesterday was raining with a lot of thunderstorms, why would they swim that day?

This case is sus

[clear night]

Well, lemme move on to the next questions. There are 30 more.

[grim edge]

C is a 5 year old kid, hence self-defense is rolled out

[clear night]

Doesn't say that in the statement anywhere.

[grim edge]

read between the lines and under and over

[wise mortar]

Try to illuminate the question with ultra violet light !!

You shall hve your answer

[limber bone]

I’m about to 🚌

[grim edge]

A planned everything. he wanted to get rid of his step son. however, things got messy when the step son's friend, C, swam with them

[wise mortar]

Hmm this is a possible scenario

We shall investigate the crime scene

[limber bone]

Trombone

[grim edge]

the dots are connecting

[limber bone]

French horn

cello

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/on-the-case-search-detective-on-it-daffy-duck-gif-26966322

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/the-game-is-afoot-enola-holmes-millie-bobby-brown-holmes-gif-18637852

[limber bone]

clarinet

Bowler hat

[wise mortar]

UNGAWAAA

[clear night]

This is why legal aptitude is my new favourite topic

[limber bone]

🧗

🗣️poop

[grim edge]

owo

[limber bone]

👁👅👁

|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ |
| Pizza |
|＿＿＿＿＿ ＿|
(__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/ 　 づ

[grim edge]

cringe

[limber bone]

oh cringe

[clear night]

Too much unaliving.

[limber bone]

You just now noticed that

[wise mortar]

Try it i was applying for being a state prosecutor after i graduated, but decided to leave last seconds for personal reasons, criminal law is very fun

[clear night]

Yup

[limber bone]

yippie, don't you just love researching cases of mass suicide 😎👍

so fun

Gives me the tingles

[wise mortar]

But economic law where the money is

[limber bone]

Literally

[clear night]

Yes ik. I am only doing these questions for an entrance test into a university.

[limber bone]

llama

alpaca

[clear night]

Alpaca>>>●

[limber bone]

Horse?

[wise mortar]

Spit

[limber bone]

Pony

Donkey

Mule

Zebra

[clear night]

Stop naming animals.

[wise mortar]

Sirius

[limber bone]

No thank you Alpaca

[grim edge]

:3

[clear night]

I don't have a problem, it's just that mods can be a bit annoying.

[limber bone]

🐴

[limber bone]

Thank you for your concern

[wise mortar]

<@&745328830649991179>

[limber bone]

but I have no fear of a moderater as I have no broken any rules🗿

[limber bone]

😱😱😱

Shiver me timbers

[clear night]

):

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-shrek-rizz-rizz-gif-11157824601050747846

[clear night]

D: He actually pinged them

[wise mortar]

I take no prisoners

[limber bone]

Shrek

[limber bone]

That's a war crime

[clear night]

What's your profession?

[limber bone]

blunder gang

[minor owl]

i was summoned

[limber bone]

you were

Sharp cheddar or gouda?

[grim edge]

manchengo

[minor owl]

cheddar i have no clue bro 💀

[grim edge]

I give people pills online for a living

for $350/hour

[minor owl]

this is so random but look at jk simmons

[grim edge]

life is good

[minor owl]

dream physique

[clear night]

Gouda

[limber bone]

Bald head?

[limber bone]

agreed

[minor owl]

the delts the shoulders the arms

its perfect 😭

[limber bone]

So bald head

[clear night]

Cheddar overrated

[limber bone]

Indeed

Green t or coffee?

[queen pumice]

Fanta

[clear night]

Coffee

[limber bone]

Ew

[limber bone]

tasty bean water

[limber bone]

EW

The pfp must go

[minor owl]

no way u dont like this bro

[limber bone]

Bald head

[minor owl]

LOOK AT HIM 😭

bro has no right being that ripped

[wise mortar]

Professional femboy

[minor owl]

he is barely alive

[limber bone]

he does, he's a god

[minor owl]

real