#💬〡general-off-topic
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if you're 12, we have to lock you out
You can blur out all other information
Gn

How can i prove it
idk
He is in 7th grade he is 13 year old
I'm sorry @outer sage I hate children
7th grade is 12-13
How about you just black out all other details. Something like a school ID also works.
Schools don't take underage for admissions in India so I am sure he is 13
Exactly
But how can i prove you my age
Actually. False.
Where that logic
I was 11 when I was in 7th grade and 12 when I passed out.
U guys will get him banned lol I thought they didn't take I mean atleast not in the south
Can i show you my pic to prove that I am 13
Anything like your passport, student id or anything else, schools in India have mandatory student id so give that
Tht wudnt prove shit bro
Same here
Lol
why not? If that has his birthday it will confirm 1 way or the other
I wouldn't snitch but I wanna keep the kids safe
His pic ?? Like pic of him ?
He said he'll send his pic
oh I thought he meant ID
How can i prove it
At this point though, they should just make an ID proof mandatory to join this server.
Exactly
Which is not a very good idea.
Bro my Bd is coming up
U turning 14 or 13 ?
Tumhe school mein id card pehenke jaate hoge wo batado
And i am gonna turn 14 on 19 of march
So u r not 13
7th grade isn't 14 years old?
It's a morally good idea but having everyone show an ID proof to join a chess discord server is pretty impractical.
Huh?
💀
I am going in 8th next month
hmm...
Actually, that isn't necessarily true. I know many people who started late and are 16-17 in 10th grade.
Nahh sorry u r 13 my bad
I mean I can't prove it so w/e
Bro 🤜🤜
oh yeah new sessions are gonna start soon
Yeah
but just be careful about admitting your age, you were close to being locked out
Yeah don't do that. They gotta follow the rules
Mate I am 13 and i am gonna be 14 on the 19th of march
glad that im 48
Exactly. This is a good conclusion to this episode.
The dirty sweat stingy evil rules
May be don't send ur questio paper next time
I said I believe you
💀💀💀💀💀💀
💀
Thx mate
I believe her too
that was a nice drama episode

imagine snitching tho ong
48?
Istg man
and still likes Taylor Swift. Nice taste in music.
It's not snitching
as I said, it's against Discord ToS to have underage members
they could shut the server down
Y is Taylor Swift popular idk about any of her popular songs
it's not our decision
How would you know if they aren't lying? This is a true dilemma.
Tht makes a lotta sense now
my best friend, i am listening to Sheet Music Boss.. so good piano music. it tickles my brain
Yes
💀💀💀
Wrong choice of words
Wdym?
Ahhh gn guys
imma sleep too
Gn human.
Same
WAIT
does East have a diff timezone bro ?
Happy new day Indians
Gn guys
HEY 8th GRADER WHY ARE U ONLINE BRODIE SLEEP
Yeaaa
it's midnight already
Nah, the sun sets 2 hours late here though
You aren't my dad
U don't follow like Burmese time zone or somin ? Idk nvm
Gn man
Nah I am not from Myanmar.
K guys bye I have to sleep I am very eepy
May be don't argue after the age incident
Gn
💀
Ok
this sheet music boss is giving me euphoria ngl
Lol
hey asser
K bye gn
nya
Good night discord. It's 12 AM. Today I'll sleep early because I got an exam in the morning. Bye!
decided to go to sleep at 12 am
good luck with the test though
Hi
Hi
meow
F tier show
CHEESE
here listen to this https://open.spotify.com/artist/3637OEmwj1q0HinT4YIx5f?si=0dJdG29_QtKbHsoAw8q6FA and dont think about zendaya
Y'all I made my English video project about how to make a nuke
I'ma get expelled so bad 🗿

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If your message was blocked, it's probably not the best idea to send a screenshot of the same message 
Maybe also have a look on the username on the message above: @barren prawn 
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Who dosent know how to make one already bruh
Getting the enriched uranium is the hard part ngl
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7gZ08oDiZWoXa0mqdNH8gt?si=ycbO7XbfSDSKDhed2Un8-Q&pi=a-_EdV5Bi0SPij Here is my nighttime playlist.
choky choky choky
c c c
boka chan ni oshiete kureta
!eng
Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!
!eng
Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!
but it's meme :c
Stop spamming
@cloud ledge what is your elo
I am 500
He is not supposed to care at all
That is his opinion
Why are you so mad @grim edge
what is your elo
you are just mad
and by the way it is you not yo it is your don't even know how to speak english properly you uncultured individual @grim edge
And for your info I am a 1400+ elo chess player you would get cooked
Your taking this stuff too serious
BRO HE SAID SHUT YO 11 ahh up 🤷 🤓
So? Just slang
and he called a person uncultured individual
I get it, it is slang but he can't be rude or mean to people in a way
Alr cool and could you not call me buddy i feel like I am being baby around you can just call me Lucas
Welcome to the internet buddy!
thank you lil bro
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thank you
bet
what is your elo
do you mean blitz
by the way I am a blitz player on my fapid I am 2339
I just started to get into blitz
bro you mad you know you will get cooked
im so done with work
and I don't need to wast my time on you like you said
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thank you @stable mirage
I will not get cooked you are just mad that you are being trashed talked by "11 year old" and that has a higher elo than you so shut up and get back to your work because I don't need to be wasting time on you and you don't either have a good day 
I am not above 40
no
I am 14 years old and how old are you?
I have a lot I don't need to tell you
Also I play soccer for a team I go outside everyday
I bet you go outside like every month
ok bye
it is okay my pesent
cool
bro made for calling him a pesent when you called me your king
oh wwwwowowowowow i am sowy my king
never asked
bro got tricked hahaha
oooooooooooooh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
don't die my pesent

not chess related BUT i might go to the hospital
i think i sprained/probably broke/fractured my ankle
idk if i should tho, gimme some advice if i should (fyi im in the US this gon be expensive)
nya
u play an games or sports
when the mods aren't around, you all call me to save your stinky asses
dont think this is the place to ask this. Maybe ask your parents?
fair lol
remember the old times when this chat wasnt dead
send me good dreams. i will sleep soon
isnt it like 4 pm over there?
its not on apple store its online on web
just search wordle
its worth it, you can keep a streak of winnings:)
its addicting tbh pretty fun
join just chatting and share your screen
i already did mine, maybe tomorrow
okay tomorrow, show me how you play it
sure
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@grim edge offer for you
offer it to Bast or Deep
aren they men
😢
not a dating place
smh
:3
pesent
you're either a REALLY young kid or someone with some really shitty english
definitely is
don't die my pesent
Dont die my peanut
present
Peanut
@tulip lichen it was a joke and I spelled it purposely like because it was sarcasm dummy boy
woah woah why so aggressive
Wsg chat
no problem brother have a good day
are you muslim
yes
I am
Ramadan kareem
ramadan kareem
ramadan kareem to my dear friends
hi
hi
ih
Hih
THE ROOOOOOOOOOOOK
Go away
alr
Prolly pizza😎
Ramadan kareem to you!
Ramadan kareem
Dang bro didn't get banned 
hmmmm okay
I did some apartment renovations
Ramadan just started for you?
cool! send pics
Ramadan in Iceland: Fasting for 22 hours each day
Its dirty
I dont have a bed
I got a new mattress a desk a shelf and a carpet so far
good progress
little by little
Get one of those water beds
Its dirty but i cant clean it cuz im waiting for vacuum cleaner
I think they are bad i heard and some apartments dont allow water tank or beds
It's bigger than what I live in 
Yeah they can burst and they uncomfortable asf
As falafel btw
Then why suggest them if its bad
I live in studio
What keyboard you got
pick up the trash under your desk 😭
I think its some type of hyperx or something
That's rich people keyboards fr.
Unless it's 2nd hand
Its a sock and some random paper😭
I dont think it was expensive like compared to other top end keyboards
This thing makes my apartment smell like aqua waves😎
I use a 40 dollar keyboard and it's so bad. Hypex keyboards are really nice for gaming tho
i have some purifier kinds thing and it has different colors
I have one of those air purifiers
This is an air freshener
It's a vaporiser thing
Yes you put the scent inside and it vaporizes it

I have this one its on sale fir $69
looks like it’s not febreze

I wanted a hyper x but my friend recommended something else. I'll get it for eid or something
Oh sht good thing i didnt buy my vaporizer from them😎
Hi
This is what im getting except for the mattress cuz i already have one
And this bed is get tmr🔥
Lamp is okay. Where are you gonna put that fake grass wall stuff?
The last product on your list
Above bed or desk and ill buy a mirror and decorate it with grass
I think i wanna do something like these
300sq ft😭
But i have enough space for me
google en passant
It’ll look nice i asked my interior designer sister😎
ngl, that fake plant attached to the ceiling is a bit suffocating.
What do u mean
imagine sleeping on your back and you look up and you see those hanging plants
I used to live in the top bunk bed in a dorm room everyday i wake up my head would hit the ceiling
brez
One time I looked up, and I saw a cloud, and it look like a duck.
Fascinating
When did you become 1600?
A week ago
Omfg I can't find my frog emoji

My biggest issue is some line i make the same mistake and always lose in them cause idk the line xD
Can't even remember each one but i'll face it again for sure
I AM BACKKKKK
One line of the ruy one alapin sicilian one caro
Many line idk how to play
Miss me babiesss???
Who are you
Iyad🌚
Ok
Nobody missed ME?
I think today nobody misses anyone. Everyone is yo busy with their own life to care
🥺
You mean😭
I know he misses me.
Who's he
bast 😔
He?
who tf are u
You'd know if you join VCs
oh skill issue
no one knows u anyway
what
be here before albert update

What's canirest?
can i rest deez nuts on your chin
Can I rest deez nuts on your chin?
its too late for u

Hi
Hi
Hi
iH
I mean if it's shaved I don't mind

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Not Reading A Lot 😂
You 🐢 bot
I'm mad.
You were uwudragon right?
hi mad
You didn't have to cut me off
Im 17 and i just found out that if i get a warehouse job waking up at like 4 30 or leaving to work at 8-5am and my gf gets whatever job she gets we can actually be stable. I want the late hours so i can have the day with her
Hi
I see you're new neurolink! Comsider connecting your account
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How
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I can't send nothing
All I see is a cool guy chatti g
Why do you hate shrimp
Bro shrimp is the best
yes
shrimp is mid at best
ok 600
Low fat high protein give iodine good for the function of the thyroïd and keeping good calcémie. It's healthy good with citrus or diping sauce
hu?
click copy text
mate me being shit at chess doesnt change shrimp is bad
Shrimp is best
i caan confirm that
two underscores
it’s fine at least ur not arguing that watermelon is good
_ _
THATS EVEN WORSE
Watermelon is amazing
WATERMELON IS GOATED
Watermelon is almost just water with sugar
id say watermelon is top 3
No
whats your top 3 then?
Strawberry grapes banana
I love putting tomato in my fruit salad
based list but mine is grapes watermelon banana
tomato passion fruit avocado
avocado is personally like top 5 for me
I also like pomme grenade dpn't know the name in English
pomegranate
Avocado is healthy but taste almost nothing
most of the reason for me is because of guacamole
I know it’s memed on but avo toast is fire
Sushi
what the hell does sushi have to with fruit
With shrimp xD
shit
And avocado
salmon
Smoked
raw salmon
sashimi 🔥
damn my shift key fell for the 5th time today
Your key is shifty
I had to glue it back with a glue stick
Didn't use glue stick since high school
I don't like shrimp either
more for me
J
Jokebar
_ _
smh
hi choc
Jarbar
late
sowwy
Why does everyone simp for Dahlia
Anyone tryna play
Not rn but in a few
😢
Bruh
How are you so high no way
Bullet is fun
no way
Fr crazy
Secret
Marie jane
ok ty
nice hair
🔥
yo guys
Female (allegedly)
true
voice changer
Mayhaps
Discrimination
Just cause im arab
I just needed to find the correct GIF
Merry Ramadan
Im not Muslim, loser you know that
You thought I was Muslim cause I said I'm arab.
Discrimination.
ban the mods
Real
Actually I thought you were Muslim cause I thought you said you were awhile ago
I just have misremembered
I was trying to be including smh
No you remembered very wrong
banned!
It appears so. Such is the burden of having so much to remember
Im reporting you to the discord moderator for your fowl behaviour and defiance of server policy sir!
Forgive my transgressions 
😭
Lmaoo 😭
are u
are u
You're standing in it
what?
Omg its the gravestone
so general is now general off topic?
Yes
oh thanks
Which is strange cause it should just say general and not have the offtopic cause general means it's uncategorised.
So the name is kinda just
Off topic off topic
yes
whar
google chrome
No
Edge is goated
Hello :]
Shoot
I drop down 300 elo ;-;
💀
Im gonna cry 😭
issok we love you still
its ok lmao
Ight let hope I don't drop down to 1300
keep practicing
I'll thank you :)
npp
Do u want me to say something
??
Dont gimme a blunder
@warm spindle im sick so i did 475lbs only😔
Thats u?
Yes
He always hiding in cant find
ull choke on my bar
...
gyat
Bet
Ur back
Ew
I meant watch ur back
Im so post to be sleeping but ye
Oh
thats not very e girl of u
ill choke on ur bar
... V is a trap...
no 💀
v is awesome sauce
im v
U love trap don't u
lmao
ofc
Dawg how
_ _
gn
deadlift spammer says what
ur a sex offender
2g has 400 elo, just ratio him
stop
how to kill argus with yuzhong @grim edge
Argus solo
Im actually gonna start benching 4 times a week cuz my bench sucks
is that genshin impact
Thank you.
no its csgo
No?
I over worked myself ans slept like all day.
ye
Hello
I slept 3 hours today and 4 hours yesterday i was renovating my apartment too
!welcome
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hola
Its ml not genshin
I had to get rid of my heavy as bed
what is ml
Don't worry about it:]
!eng
Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!
stop being racist
get humbled noob
I did it
Anyway, I want to suggest a chess.com feature
Where can I do it
First let me confirm, are you a F2P??
in what game
Chess
everyone is ftp
what
unless you pay for access
yeah everyones f2p
in that case yooure not pay to play youre just stupid
its not really p2w also
When you solve the 3 puzzles and it asks for the advert, if you click the X button then it kicks you out of the puzzles tab
skill issue get plat
I pay for a GM to play for me
no
hey
Hello
Ca you pay him to play me.
You have to pay me
iom poor
Based on how that 475lbs moved do you think i have 530 in three weeks
yeah
I would say a month, but i also dont know how fast deadlift progreses.
its lightwork for ok, hes smurfing
My max two months ago was 485
im peeganty
And i wasnt training deadlift that much i was doing light weight and 5+ reps once a week
240kg sounds really nice to hit
Beefy number
ok but can you please give free membership
I guess so
i agree
Not Transgenders
They are respectful
But Gay and Lesbian are stupid
what about that blair person
the people who transition themselves suck
Men mutilating their pps
they’ve been misled by the media. Some people wake up and realize they messed up, and it is terrible if they have already transitioned
Not everyone
You know Transgender exist because of Some Gene Disorders So we should not blame them
But honestly Gay and Lesbian have no Physical or Genetic Disorder so I don't support them
lol hi mods
obviously
yeah
lmao why ignoring now?
you got scared after i said , my dad owns urus and penthouse
wanna videocall?
dude my dad owns supercars which is more then your life savings
why not just shut up?
chill
Great argument right there
Rich Person spotted
🤑
r u a gold digger
dang life is kinda unfair
shut up pls thank u
be nice pls
also whatd u say? i missed all ur messages
did i miss smthn 💀
I just wanted to read them and it’s not in my channel list
yoo hi
one of the strongest

yeah me
rizz
real

UwU
what gene disorder bro extra chromosome?
:3
lmao
are we really gonna talk about people chopping their dicks off in a chess server 💀
XYX chromosome fr
also no LGBTQ talk or we all get banned
#no
Ok i will spare you this time
also whats the ss about
LOL
Nobody fcking cares
@distant swan i think queenie likes ur dads car
Wanna give a dissertation on this Mr. Joker?
yes
Anyone from India? 🇮🇳
<@&745328830649991179> can you guys send Mr I have daddy's money to the shadow realm? Thanks
Despising cheaters. I actually know a well known cheater who's here
💀
I do
i mean is it against the rules
thats kinda weak bruh
yes, but that's not why they're timed out
Shut up
rude, mute her
if i told dahlia to shut up the mods would be all over my ass
chill please, no need for that
pog
For fcks sake actually please stfuf not dealing with this
ok seriously, last warning before I time you out, stop being rude
UwU
not female, ban instantly!
ur dead
not the daddys boy andrew tate wannabe trying to be a tough guy in the CHESS CLUB
we’re all nerds!
it fine no one is tough
engrish hard
yingerish
ill beat u on stream again
UwU
I did beat an NM once after he ignored a pawn fork to be nice tho
so
gitting gud slowly
nice
Sup Anitta admin gurl
id adopt mitzu in cr
sup guyses girlses and in betwensies
its probably like 8-0 now
Liya should be eeping
i mean you are insanely cracked in cr it’s ong crazy
Nuh uh
anyway i need to eep to
Remember, I won a game
They're being rude that's why I pinged but he also was flexing daddy's money so my server mod ping message felt right

not recently no the last time we ran it i won 6 in a row
Take care O' mighty admin
yeah he was being a bully telling ppl to shut up not ok
there was one u missed the goblin barrel
does anyone got good puzzles gtg after this
u too O’ mighty Mitzu
YES I HAVE ONE VERY ANNOYING HOLD UP
e4 find best move for black
thank you
resign
lik qz3?
e6
put replies with answers in spoilers pls!!
black to move and not get mated
and win but the important part is not get mated
it’s the dumbest puzzle ive ever seen it’s brilliant and I love it
makes me hate chess and love chess . dumbass puzzle.
not a sac
actually?
yeah it’s not hard it’s just so stupid that it works I love it
so whats the answer?
qd4
isnt it just e5 Qh2
oh wait
higher rated players tend to take a while to find it cause they’re either like resign or complicating it
like las rn
😸
this puzzle is my greatest love it’s so dumb
thatss what i said tho
but why is e5 wrong
General off topic is for discussions unrelated to chess thanks😸
bishop takes
oh shit theres a bishop
there do b a bishop
why is the bishop just there
what bishop
cause this puzzle is sillay

u got more puzzles?
ok
I'm trying to be 240kg at the end of this year. 
wait wrong one
Damn this game is so bad
hm
Easy puzzle I just resign
I overcomplicated this one and got it wrong
qf3?
fr?
he can just move pawns after king I think
what
also this one black to move and win
yep!
he got to go to c1
Like what if he plays a3
to prevent back rank
let meh see
but that doesnt work
whar
cause rook d1 anyways
Rxe2 and jump@f3
lol
What if he plays a3 after Qf3
Hi
also rn general off topic is more like chess talk and chess talk is like general off topic
answer to the second one is || Bh6+ f4 Rxe2+!! Qxe2 Bxf4# ||
anyways
i go now
bye kiddos
was gonna say that but alr cya
also @native skiff u can always use /puzzle in #🧩〡daily-puzzle or in #👾〡albert-spam
leads to winning bishop
and play one lol
Are you for real?
yeah ik its boring cz ive done all
Bro there isnt even a bishop there
thats the line actually
in this game?
you fork him
exactly nice job adelynn
:3
whattt
Rd1+ Rook takes queen takes king a2 then Queen d something forking the other rook
this is the end of it
oh wow
ok
wdym by that

🫃
oh ok he is just weird
Did you just assume my gender?! Check my pronoun roles buddy.
literally me
FOTS.
what
huh. actually rinqed dealt with it. go ahead
W rinqed. you are my fav mod from now
Policing interpersonal relationships is good.
This is a good addition to the moderator responsibilities.
:
?
she's a man ~vimun
gg
Dahlia the prankster
good morning, LIYAAAAAAAA hows your day going?
BAD
oh no why
how about yours DAHLIA
She's everything. He's just guy.
Why is this channel active
my day hasnt started, but had a bad dream. i couldnt find my way home. 😭
I haven't dreamt in years.
💀💀💀
I can't sleep for more than 3 hours at a time.
Cause people are talking in it
I am everything? Okay. This is a nice compliment.
Dahlia.gpt
Bro has some issues. Get them solved
crazy schedule
You're not wveryddz
Liya.png
I stick my foot in an oreo mcflurry
Hi
Y'all this is crazy @Server Mo
I stuck my foot into a sewage line once
:3
idk
Good and u?
Me great 👍🏿
Wanna play rapid ?
I had exams TDY
Ahh I got chem in 2 days
Y is everyone so unfiltered here
What grade u in ?
8 ?
7
Yoo ukw delete that shit or ull get banned
7th grade is considered 13 year old and
Some guy got into a problem with tht yesterday
I didn't pass the grade
