💬〡general-off-topic

[rocky epoch]

We have stated that @viscid jacinth is gonna be in prison

[grim frost]

Hi

[rocky epoch]

For 96 years

[stuck kestrel]

i was there

[grim edge]

4 days

[stuck kestrel]

i can confirm he did it

[viscid jacinth]

which one

[clear night]

Watching the funkytown vid reduces your lifetime by 2 years

[rocky epoch]

the most dangerous prison in the earth

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/no-it-cant-be-no-gif-26457802

[ancient pollen]

Anyone knows where I can find online chess tournament for prizes? Doesn't have to be much, I just wanna win something

[stuck kestrel]

There are otb tournaments

[rocky epoch]

Adx floreance prison.. @viscid jacinth

take him there now

[viscid jacinth]

my honor please stop yapping

[clear night]

He going to Tihar

[ancient pollen]

Not confident enough for those 😂

[stuck kestrel]

Alcatraz prison

[grim edge]

🤫🧏🏻

[austere garden]

what elo r u? u can try chesskid

[rocky epoch]

30 years for saying that

[ancient pollen]

1100

[grim edge]

bring out the guillotine 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[austere garden]

im 1200 and i got 1800 on chesskid one day lol

[stuck kestrel]

beads

[flint fox]

make a damn chessboard outta these

[viscid jacinth]

Fax

[rocky epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/guiillotine-gif-4574862832491529802

[viscid jacinth]

Eyepatch wanna take my place

[stuck kestrel]

biscuits?

[stuck kestrel]

what

[rocky epoch]

@viscid jacinth

[flint fox]

yes

[rocky epoch]

What are your last words

[clear night]

PBP/HHB

[viscid jacinth]

i will take that as a yes

@rocky epoch my honor eyepatch is the new me

[stuck kestrel]

wth are those biscuits. why is there just one in the pack and why do the packs look lole that lol

[rocky epoch]

We need proof

[stuck kestrel]

nah, i dont like children, i like old women

[viscid jacinth]

You must take him to the guillotine

[rocky epoch]

We are gonna take you both

[austere garden]

the previous judge resigned due to the severity of the case. i will be taking over

[flint fox]

my grandma gave me these for some reason

[viscid jacinth]

I need a few minutes my honor

[rocky epoch]

I didnt

[stuck kestrel]

bro is going down but hes bringing me with him

[rocky epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/guiillotine-gif-4574862832491529802

NOW!

[stuck kestrel]

Just execute this man already

[clear night]

I am impeaching the judge alongside Jdot

[austere garden]

lol i thought u were still in a fight lol

[rocky epoch]

no you cant vote

[clear night]

Shur up.

[rocky epoch]

you gotta be related to the case first

[clear night]

It democracy

[rocky epoch]

shur

[austere garden]

ur honor, ur irrelevant. i have 300 followers on tik tok

[stuck kestrel]

overthrow the judiciary

[rocky epoch]

"Hey your honor , do you follow mrbeast?"

"Yes i do! Ok put this blindfold and come with me"

since that day , the judge was never seen..

and first to say im judge gets the judge position

[austere garden]

im the judge (i was first, real)

i declare asser a treasonist

[stuck kestrel]

im judge

[rocky epoch]

WHAT!

[viscid jacinth]

As you can see my honor he clearly took my place

This is not edited

[stuck kestrel]

noo

[rocky epoch]

90 years for photoshop

[viscid jacinth]

I pinky promise

[rocky epoch]

bye throw him in the Guillotine

[stuck kestrel]

plan back fired

[viscid jacinth]

This is not photoshop

[stuck kestrel]

off to the guillotine

[viscid jacinth]

My honor I pinky promised

[rocky epoch]

It was im judge not im the judge

@stuck kestrel is new judge

[viscid jacinth]

There is no way I am the criminal

[stuck kestrel]

another life sentence for fake pinky promise

Ok so im judge now

[viscid jacinth]

My honor you are shit

[austere garden]

eyepatch declare asser as a treasonist

[stuck kestrel]

Execute ran rhy.

[rocky epoch]

we need proof of that

[stuck kestrel]

give proof

[austere garden]

uh u like the caro

[rocky epoch]

Not enough

[viscid jacinth]

I agree

[stuck kestrel]

ok thats enough proof. kill him

[rocky epoch]

Shut up

[viscid jacinth]

Execute Ran Rhy

[austere garden]

lol

[rocky epoch]

WHAT NO

[viscid jacinth]

But where is he

[rocky epoch]

Click the judge profile

[stuck kestrel]

i find you guilty for the crime of playing caro kann.

[rocky epoch]

And youll see

[rocky epoch]

ugh , i didnt wanna do this on you but

[stuck kestrel]

death by firing squad

[austere garden]

hooray

[rocky epoch]

@stuck kestrel your honor! Do you follow mr beast

[rocky epoch]

I dodged all

[stuck kestrel]

yes

[rocky epoch]

Ok put this blindfold and follow me

[stuck kestrel]

No

[viscid jacinth]

Can you spare a dollar? I need food

[rocky epoch]

You will get prize

[stuck kestrel]

you will get food in prison

[stuck kestrel]

Nah im already rich

[rocky epoch]

1 billion dollars tho

[stuck kestrel]

No

you cant trick me

[rocky epoch]

My honor

I have this last trick

[stuck kestrel]

no

[rocky epoch]

HEY what's THAT BEHIND YOU

[stuck kestrel]

🗿

[austere garden]

its another firing squad aiming at asser

[rocky epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/shooting-a-machine-gun-vanguard-firing-a-machine-gun-intense-gunfire-open-fire-gif-20295147

[austere garden]

lol

[rocky epoch]

Too bad judge is dead now

[stuck kestrel]

im a duck, you cant kill me

[austere garden]

the duck flew away and all the shots hit asser

[grim edge]

tf does this mean

[stuck kestrel]

[rocky epoch]

I remember this quote

king of chess

[grim edge]

blud wanted to get a brilliant in speaking

[stuck kestrel]

bro thought he said some tough shit

bro thought he was a greek philosopher

[rocky epoch]

Blud created brilliant moves

[grim edge]

socrates looking ahh

[austere garden]

he probably ate the glue stick tips

[stuck kestrel]

nah. all great chess players lose their minds

chess drives people insane

[austere garden]

fr

[solar crest]

hi

[austere garden]

hey

[austere garden]

@honest drift whats ur elo again? i bet i could clap u

[solar crest]

hi

[austere garden]

u killed chat, in the middile of a court proceeding

[solar crest]

huh

[glossy radish]

hi

[stuck kestrel]

[glossy radish]

hello

[stuck kestrel]

hi

[austere garden]

hiiii cow

[stuck kestrel]

[austere garden]

cow is my zaddy

[glossy radish]

i’m a bison

[stuck kestrel]

no, go away

[austere garden]

duck, u can be my step zaddy

[glossy radish]

cough

[stuck kestrel]

yes, and v can be ur step mommy

[austere garden]

big family.....

[stuck kestrel]

yes we have many children

freaky

[austere garden]

that was a dangerous screenshot i allowed

oh boy

[stuck kestrel]

i missed the opportunity

[austere garden]

lol

i cant allow for that in the next courts

gotta stay clean so i dont end up on rikers island too

[grim edge]

what what what

[austere garden]

i commented on smthn and said something i shouldnt have

[grim edge]

i missed something racist ig ☹️

[austere garden]

lol nah

[stable mirage]

nyaaaa

[austere garden]

Ichi

[grim edge]

Hell naw

Bro really singing tokyo

[austere garden]

lol

[grim edge]

anybody wanna play chess

[austere garden]

nya

nah*

[lament jacinth]

If you don't sleep right now

[grim edge]

🤨 i didnt ask you

weeb

[austere garden]

weeb 💀

[austere garden]

eli, ur a sussy baka

[grim edge]

There are no such allegations on me

why is my chess account banneddd

[austere garden]

what

certified sussy baka

[grim edge]

i wasnt mean to anyone 😭

[austere garden]

u hurt my feelings... u didnt continue the song

[grim edge]

That was the only lyrics 😭

[stable mirage]

nya

[austere garden]

ichi

[grim edge]

Joe biden

[austere garden]

@mods ban him for having a banned cc acc

[grim edge]

thats so dumb 🫠

[austere garden]

lol

fill up chat

nya

[grim edge]

nah im farming 600s in the meanwhile

[stable mirage]

nyo

[austere garden]

gn chat

[grim edge]

🤨

[stark kayak]

someone help I've got no idea what the answer for the connections game is

ive tried everyhing

[clear night]

Orange lemon kiwi carrot

[stark kayak]

that doesnt work

[clear night]

Wait date instead of carror

[stark kayak]

😭

thank you

ok wait i did another one and its wors

[rocky epoch]

machine

Turn back now , the layers of this palace are not for your kind

[clear night]

@fossil heart sup

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> shakybrorzchess

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Streamer: False

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Rapid: 2247 (peak)
Blitz: 2104 (2154 peak)
Bullet: 2303 (peak)

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Rapid: 2247 (peak)
Blitz: 2104 (2154 peak)
Bullet: 2303 (peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> j_iulian

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Rapid: 950 (peak)
Blitz: 394 (442 peak)
Bullet: 420 (343 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> nightlxssss

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Rapid: 1641 (peak)
Blitz: 2760 (2769 peak)
Bullet: 2126 (peak)

[fresh bough]

guys do yall know any soap2day alternatives

[shell axle]

yes

ill dm u it

[fresh bough]

ok ty

[remote bramble]

Sus

Nah he ain't legit

[north merlin]

I'm approved by Yaacov, you do what you want with this info.

[remote bramble]

Who tf is yaacov

[north merlin]

An great great im

[remote bramble]

Any proof of you being approved by him?

[novel moat]

bro just said a random name

[north merlin]

That not really a proof but play a lot with him

[novel moat]

that doesnt mean anything lol

[remote bramble]

Bruh what

How did he approve you?

By playing against you?

[north merlin]

If i cheat, why he gonna play vs me ?

For loosing elo ?

[remote bramble]

Maybe cuz he doesn't know/didn't even check

[remote bramble]

What's your fide

[novel moat]

he's gonna get refunded when you get banned?

[remote bramble]

I sometimes play cheaters a lot on purpose if I don't care about rating at the moment

The chance of them getting banned is higher

I mean like

I challenge them again

For them to get one more 98 accuracy win

[north merlin]

My best game is 96 if i have a good memory

[remote bramble]

You don't

[light chasm]

give me a feedback

[grim edge]

Life is very interesting. One of my best friends in uni got engaged last week. Today, one of my high school best friends ended her three-year relationship. Right now, I am thinking about chess and when to have a full-body massage tomorrow.

[sleek oriole]

didnt ask

[native skiff]

anyone wanna fight

[grim edge]

Blocked, unfollowed, muted, unsubscribed, banned

[sleek oriole]

u missin out

[grim edge]

I miss him

[foggy anchor]

Would you rather be a cat or a matter baby

[native skiff]

matter baby

be 5'4 boy kisser or dinner with jay z

[foggy anchor]

Neither sound appetizing

[shell axle]

what is a matter baby

[foggy anchor]

Not much babe what's a matter with you?

[native skiff]

fetus

YOOOOO

NAH

thats actually craziest line

[foggy anchor]

dinner with jayz if he can slip me $10m under the table

[native skiff]

same

[worn ice]

SlapRoyalePlayer (704) vs. ChoboChoice (668)

Move List

1. e4 c6 2. d4 d5 3. Nc3 dxe4 4. Nxe4 Nf6 5. Nxf6+ exf6 6. Nf3 Bd6 7. Bc4 O-O 8. [O-O] Re8 9. Bd2 Be6 10. Bxe6 Rxe6 11. Re1 Nd7 12. Be3 Nf8 13. Qd3 Qc7 14. Rad1 Rae8 15. d5 R6e7 16. dxc6 Qxc6 17. Qxd6 Qxd6 18. Rxd6 b6 19. h3 Re6 20. Rxe6 Rxe6 21. c4 Ng6 22. c5 bxc5 23. Bxc5 Rxe1+ 24. Nxe1 a5 25. b3 

[grim edge]

Anyone wanna play

I'm 1700 fide prov

[final gust]

Amongus anyone?

[grim edge]

Sure @grim edge send me challenge now

No I am warrior8085

[viscid jacinth]

I am stealing that

[grim edge]

https://link.chess.com/play/yCYfK1 @grim edge

anyone wanna play

[native skiff]

im down

[grim frost]

Dead

[dreamy remnant]

Can anyone send me a friend request?

[native skiff]

why

[grim edge]

nah ur good dw

@grim edge

[grim edge]

Ask @grim edge

https://link.chess.com/play/0CBGwG

[wise mortar]

UwU

[clear night]

UwU

[fossil heart]

What’s this

[modern grove]

Mods, please mod your YouTube channel, even better, don't make posts about horrible people like Fischer, thanks

[proven drift]

Bobby Fischer was cool

[slate owl]

fischer was 27 times better than you so shut up

[modern grove]

In chess of course, also than you and everyone else here. Doesn't mean he wasn't absolute trash of a human being

[clear night]

no

[clear night]

First person to solve this gets bragging rights

Solution?

Thanks

[gusty edge]

Bros cheating

[foggy anchor]

D because it's the most elaborate

[clear night]

Nah the answer is B

[foggy anchor]

NVDA is a big fat AI bubble

[wise mortar]

UwU

[foggy anchor]

What do yall think is the most probable answer on multiple choice tests, A, B, C, or D?

I'm thinking it's B

How did I discover so many amazing songs from 'Drive Soundtrack - OST' by 'KULTPOP!' on Spotify

Alright I'll focus on my auditing assignment. And have some snacks

[frozen plume]

What grade is this

[clear night]

5th

[frozen plume]

Dang,

[stuck kestrel]

C probably

[frozen plume]

I like c and a

B and d aswell

[lost wolf]

I'm finally trusted

Yippie

[stuck kestrel]

bro the worst are “All of the above” and “None of the above”

or “Both x and y”

[frozen plume]

An mcq has a 25% chance of being right if written randomly

[stuck kestrel]

and u can increase the chance by removing the obvious wrong one(s)

[foggy anchor]

Ime the bias is towards the longest answer

Which sounds basic but it's right more often than not, it's the answer with the most jargon and words

[frozen plume]

Multiply that 25% with with the percentage of a full question and divide by 4, continue the cycle you'll get and approximate rate of how much Chace you have to get all of them right,

[frozen plume]

That's for lower grades to be honest

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/minion-but-despicable-me-pool-swim-gif-16227921

[stuck kestrel]

you have to be really dumb to not know any of the mcqs tbh

[frozen plume]

That'd also true

[stuck kestrel]

The hardest part of exams arent mcqs , its choosing which questions to do

[frozen plume]

Can someone good at maths give my theory a rating

[stuck kestrel]

Not good at math but, ill try

[frozen plume]

Nah it's the long answer questions

[stuck kestrel]

yeah , for example they give like 5 long questions and u have to do 4
or they give 5 and each one has an “OR”

so choosing which ones to do is stressing

[clear night]

We don't have any choice cuz all questions are ez

[frozen plume]

Exams aren't hard if you actually studied to be fair

[stuck kestrel]

Preparing for exams is so difficult, but attempting it is actually really fun tbh

[frozen plume]

I haven't studied for my exam which is in 2 days so I'll get back to it

[stuck kestrel]

it feels rewarding and its fun when theres difficult problems but you know how to answer them

[stuck kestrel]

which exam?

[frozen plume]

I have finals 😪

[stuck kestrel]

Which subject do u have in 2 days

[frozen plume]

Social studies

[stuck kestrel]

bruh

[frozen plume]

Basically history geography and political science

[stuck kestrel]

which country are u from

[frozen plume]

I live in Saudi Arabia but am originally from india

There's too many Indians in this server fr💀

[stuck kestrel]

Ive been to saudi but im not familiar with their education system. i am slightly familiar with the indian one tho

[clear night]

I am secretly Tungsten

[frozen plume]

I'm in a school with same Indian education system just the stuff is different like timings

[stuck kestrel]

so u have Board ?

neet and jee

[frozen plume]

Dang you could hold some serious hotness

[stuck kestrel]

Its cause tungsten chemical symbol is W

[frozen plume]

This is an exam to enter top class institutes and is only taken in India to my knowledge

[stuck kestrel]

which is fitting because tungsten is indeed W

[foggy anchor]

My strategy is tackle the highest answer questions first, say you have three long answer questions,
First is 20/100
Second is 30/100
Third is 40/100
Fourth is 10/100

You want to start the third first, then second then first then fourth. Lots of people get tripped up by thinking 'easy questions first' but actually you'll do better overall if you start with the ones that pay the most.

[stuck kestrel]

yeah. which grade u in?

[frozen plume]

9th

[clear night]

Solve this if you're hot

[clear night]

No way blud watched funytown in 9th grade 💀

[foggy anchor]

C

as a guess

[stuck kestrel]

lol

[clear night]

I need the step-by-step solution

[frozen plume]

Well first arrange all the number in ascending order find the median and solving the question is easy

[stuck kestrel]

Josh pixelson

[frozen plume]

Didn't really affect me personally, forgot about it after a day

[clear night]

Grow up and use the formulae

[foggy anchor]

Looking at it it's probably 7 unless 37-40kg has some ridiculous number like 33

[slate owl]

:3

[frozen plume]

It's an mcq I can do whatever I want

[stuck kestrel]

bro is an expert mcq guesser

[clear night]

Then give me the correct solution

[clear night]

You're a he/him aren't you?

[grim edge]

sup

[slate owl]

hi

[stuck kestrel]

stop talking

do not interrupt our intellectual conversation

[grim edge]

i reconnected during a live game but chess.com still said i disconnected

[stuck kestrel]

skill issue

[slate owl]

https://tenor.com/view/boy-kisser-gif-11998641183144924991

[warm spindle]

You good

?

[grim edge]

I cant believe its march 9th already

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-meme-gif-6685457771534397088

[slate owl]

[wise mortar]

Wth

[glossy radish]

good morning

[vivid yoke]

why is my instagram not instagramming

[glossy radish]

hop off insta

[vivid yoke]

like I reported 4-5 times still it doesn't work

[sage yarrow]

holymoly

[vivid yoke]

I am Angelina Jolie

You watch COC reality??

[sage yarrow]

nah but i just won

[vivid yoke]

which war

[rose torrent]

instant gramming

[sage yarrow]

a goddamn tournament

[vivid yoke]

oh congratulations

[sage yarrow]

thanks

well, imma goto sleep now

[rose torrent]

its 4pm

[sage yarrow]

says where

[glossy radish]

it’s only eight wdym

[clear night]

Hi

It's funny how chaotic chess-talk is just because of one person having a superiority complex

[grim edge]

Who that person? He needs to be humbled

[vivid yoke]

It's 10 pm

[clear night]

He claims to be a female and is relentlessly berating Women's chess and chess as a game itself.

This Furina person

[grim edge]

@grim edge Hi! I heard so much about you. Do you mind calming down for a bit?

[grim edge]

Calming down? I haven't been anything but calm

[stuck kestrel]

hes the most calm here tbh

[orchid sun]

theres korra in fortnite?!

[stuck kestrel]

whats korra

[slate owl]

guess who's going to jail tonight????

[inland arrow]

U?

[clear night]

Me?

[haughty flower]

messi or ronaldo or neymar?I choose messi

[clear night]

No politics here pls

[stuck kestrel]

who the hell is choosing neymar lol

[haughty flower]

I just put on an option. idc if people don't chooses them or not

[stuck kestrel]

i choose ronaldo . suii

sewy

[real pulsar]

23:47 here and my neighbors are yelling

[frozen plume]

10 o clock here and I have to study 6 more chapters of history

[real pulsar]

Good luck

[frozen plume]

👍

[grim edge]

Hi

I was hoping I could play a game with anyone before I go to bed

[frozen plume]

I would but I have to do 6 more chapter of history

J7st play normal game

[grim edge]

No worries thank you

For responding

[frozen plume]

[grim edge]

Oh I can play a random game here

I should take a look around

[clear night]

Some people here are so nice, and @glossy radish isn't one of them.

[glossy radish]

maybe bc ur not nice to me either

[clear night]

Apologies

Maybe call truce

[stuck kestrel]

No, stay away from my bbg

[clear night]

Ty

[wise mortar]

[honest drift]

4450

[vague burrow]

sup nerds

[vague burrow]

wheres ur eyepatch 👀

did chat died when i entered or smth

[stable mirage]

meow

[lost wolf]

meow

[stable mirage]

omg you got your account connected

[lost wolf]

Someone finally helped me

I think

He told me to reconnect for the hundredth time and it finally worked

[stable mirage]

incredible

[lost wolf]

Doesn't say my peak elo though 3:

[stable mirage]

which one

[clear night]

Thank god the dude with blue name is offline

[stable mirage]

:3

[fair nymph]

is there a music bot in this server

[stable mirage]

it’s called using spotify or youtube music

or idk what else people use

<@&745328830649991179>

[jagged minnow]

Lmao

[outer sage]

Hi

[clear night]

What was it Sirius?

[stable mirage]

normal hacked account thingy

[outer sage]

Hello

[clear night]

Thanks. Glad it was totally normal.

[willow saddle]

lol

[fervent comet]

my fruit tier list everything has a reason to be where they are

[stable mirage]

unfortunately your opinion is wrong

[fervent comet]

what is wrong

[stable mirage]

passion fruit and most of A tier is bad

[fervent comet]

this is s tier

[stable mirage]

also no avocado is a rip

[outer sage]

🥭 are op

[fervent comet]

watermelon is bad ? apple is bad bannana is bad?

[stable mirage]

I don’t get the pomegranate appeal but the rest are good

[fervent comet]

never had it

[fervent comet]

never had a good one then ig

[stable mirage]

banana lemon and tangerine are good but the rest suck

[fervent comet]

how is water melon and apple bad

[stable mirage]

horrible taste

one sec ima make one

[fervent comet]

lol

go ahead i am going to see a abomination

if you put apple in c tier

or watermelon

[stable mirage]

dw they’re going in F

[fervent comet]

i get if you put in b tier but any lower is weird

[fervent comet]

WHYY

[fervent comet]

agree

[outer sage]

What are fire

[fervent comet]

wdym

[outer sage]

You should try custard apple

[outer sage]

Nothin

[fervent comet]

second person on discord who has had litchi??

[fervent comet]

done it

it is good

@stable mirage what would you rate my tier list anyways

[stable mirage]

list feels smaller than yours I just clicked the first one (also I’ve tried a few of the need to try I just put stuff I didn’t remember there

[novel moat]

bro what do you mean by "ive never had this"

[stable mirage]

I’ve never had this

[novel moat]

blueberry

[stable mirage]

can be good

oh I meant to put dates in c

whoops

[outer sage]

U never had a starfruit

[novel moat]

avocado overrated

[fervent comet]

nope

[stable mirage]

perfectly rated

[fervent comet]

never had it

[novel moat]

how

[stable mirage]

also tomatoes are a fruit

ez s tier

[novel moat]

biased

[fervent comet]

WOW No mango in s tieir :(

[stable mirage]

I don’t like mango that much personally

[novel moat]

you wrong for watermelon

[stable mirage]

mango nectar is good occasionally

watermelon is trash I don’t see the appeal

[novel moat]

wth

[fervent comet]

sirius made the worse tier list to ever exist

[novel moat]

this is why your fide is so low

[outer sage]

How dare you

[stable mirage]

cuz I don’t live somewhere with underrated enough people

[novel moat]

because you said watermelon is trash

[fervent comet]

you should seek help

[stable mirage]

watermelon is just bad you guys are drunk

[novel moat]

once you start enjoying watermelon your chess will enhance

[fervent comet]

apple D tier is criminal offense

[stable mirage]

apple is only good in apple pie but apple pie isn’t even that good

[fervent comet]

only thing i agree with here is banana strawberry and orange

[stable mirage]

apple juice sucks and they taste bad on their own

[fervent comet]

:(

[fervent comet]

you would give it a A tier tho right

[stable mirage]

if I was doing what I thought other people liked I would

yk I will say

[fervent comet]

crazy

[stable mirage]

maybe I’ve just not had enough good mangos

[fervent comet]

C tier prob

[stable mirage]

watermelon still suck though

[fervent comet]

probably my conntry got amazing mangoes

[fervent comet]

have had the good watermelons like from asia

[stable mirage]

I think I’ve had some but I’ve had too many bad ones

[fervent comet]

europe and north america does not have good watermelons from what i know

have no knowedelge about Africa and South america or Oceania so idk about those

[clear night]

Fruits are wannabe fast foods

[fervent comet]

fruits are better than fast foods

i will eat 4 mangoes instead of eating any fast food

[clear night]

Pretty sure everyone will disagree with you.

[fervent comet]

i love fruits so prb

[stable mirage]

idk I would rather eat a good big mac

[fervent comet]

you would

[outer sage]

Lol same

[fervent comet]

but i love fruits so i would never

[fervent comet]

W guy where you from

[stable mirage]

yk loving fruits is a good thing I can’t hate

[fervent comet]

REAL

[outer sage]

Ind

[fervent comet]

expected :)

[outer sage]

U?

[fervent comet]

Pak

[outer sage]

Lol

[fervent comet]

you got good fruits so do i so makes sense

[clear night]

L chess.c*m W checkers.com

[fervent comet]

mango any day over that

[outer sage]

Lol same

[fervent comet]

real

[fervent comet]

[fervent comet]

bro censored com

[outer sage]

Lol your msg

Anita max win

Spell anything in reactions
And I'll eat what you guys react

[brittle cosmos]

damn they really changed the name of this channel since ive been here

[outer sage]

I am dead

[outer sage]

Bro this song is fuking fire

Chat

[grim edge]

final theory

[outer sage]

Wow

[sleek zealot]

This was the wikipedia page for Invertebrates

[outer sage]

💀💀💀💀

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Kreismyr Sunata (marvelous_hunter)

This is the Chess.com profile of marvelous_hunter. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Kreismyr Sunata (marvelous_hunter)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2027 (peak)
Blitz: 1927 (1949 peak)

[warm spindle]

Wow. You must be good at chess. 👍

[grim edge]

hey

how can I connect my this account with new chess.chess.com I'd

[sonic viper]

Not too but yeah 🤓

[outer sage]

Hot take

Fruits🍍🍎🍓🍇 are good and healthy

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-boom-roasted-hot-take-tea-truth-gif-17612087

[fervent comet]

most of them yes

[grim edge]

send

[stable mirage]

I just searched fruit in tiermaker and clicked the top one

[grim edge]

ok but send

[fervent comet]

https://tiermaker.com/create/ultimate-fruit-tier-list---labeled-183857?ref=remix this is the bigger one

[stable mirage]

send what

[grim edge]

ty

[stable mirage]

uwu

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-dies-of-cringe-gif-26666894

[grim edge]

my opinion

https://i.ibb.co/YTmwy55/image.png

[outer sage]

So ladies and gentlemen
How is life going

[outer sage]

Apples is A

[grim edge]

red apple is S

[outer sage]

They should be in B

[grim edge]

you deserve no respect

[stable mirage]

WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE APPLES AND WATERMELON

[grim edge]

you're a child if you don't

[stable mirage]

incorrect they’re just bad

[fervent comet]

pomegranate does not deserve that but respecable

[fervent comet]

because they are sane

[grim edge]

it's messy but it's good

[fervent comet]

orange too

but still i think that is fair

[grim edge]

orange is not messy

[fervent comet]

yes but you gave it a d

[grim edge]

cus i dont like citrics

[fervent comet]

C*

[fervent comet]

fair ig

not a bad tier list tho

alot better that @stable mirage

[grim edge]

he's a psycho

it's not news to anyone

[fervent comet]

real

[fervent comet]

lime s tier tho

[outer sage]

Yeah

[grim edge]

lemon in S is

[stable mirage]

I dislike lime

[grim edge]

......

[stable mirage]

lemon is tastier by itself

[fervent comet]

guava deserves d tier but fair tier list

[outer sage]

Yeah

[fervent comet]

lime should be b tier for me

[stable mirage]

watermelon in S is dumb though

[grim edge]

who likes green apple over red apple????????

[outer sage]

Huh

[fervent comet]

no u

[outer sage]

Me

[fervent comet]

me but not by that much

[stable mirage]

watermelon sucks

[outer sage]

No why are not dumb

[grim edge]

you're a kid

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/disappointed-zac-efron-im-not-mad-upset-hurt-gif-14717203

[outer sage]

Imagine on a hot summer day eating watermelon with Doritos

[fervent comet]

doritos overrated

[outer sage]

No they r mid

[fervent comet]

but watermelon in summer day

[stable mirage]

that sounds legitimately disgusting

[fickle rampart]

Doritos or Lays chips which one you taking

[stable mirage]

give me water and I’m gonna go play chess inside

[outer sage]

You are a walking red flag🚩🚩🚩

[stable mirage]

ok 600

[outer sage]

Ok

[stable mirage]

cope child

[outer sage]

Doritos

[fervent comet]

nerd

[fervent comet]

better than you as 600

[outer sage]

Duo you don't even know hindi

[outer sage]

W man

[fickle rampart]

डुओलिंगो सब जानता है

[outer sage]

Holy shit

[fervent comet]

duo do you even know urdu

[outer sage]

Dou knows everything

[fickle rampart]

Ikr

[fervent comet]

testing duos ablility

[lament jacinth]

Duolingo knows google translate

[fervent comet]

real

[outer sage]

Yeah ik

[outer sage]

💀💀💀

[fickle rampart]

بلکل

[fervent comet]

Duo goes crazy

[outer sage]

What does it say

[lament jacinth]

Does duolingo know arabic in the lebanese dialect

[fervent comet]

basically in short yes

[outer sage]

Oh ok

[fickle rampart]

You can learn how to read and speak fluent Urdu in 30 minutes with our application

[outer sage]

Mhm 🤨

[fervent comet]

more like ofcourse idk how to explain

[fervent comet]

cap

[outer sage]

I know 6 languages

[fickle rampart]

No cap!

[fervent comet]

me 3

[fickle rampart]

Dayum

[fervent comet]

multilingual chat

ik urdu english punjabi

[lament jacinth]

I know 200+ languages but I speak 4 and understand 5

[fervent comet]

a lil bit of german but yea

[outer sage]

Hindi, english, panjabi, marathi, Rajasthani

[fervent comet]

it is lil so i did not cosider it

[fervent comet]

makes sense

[outer sage]

💀💀💀

[outer sage]

Lol all of them are indian

[fervent comet]

makes sense

ik punjabi too which is kinda the same thing

[lament jacinth]

I speak random ass languages lmao

[fervent comet]

arabic engish and?

[outer sage]

Duo is sitting in the corner lmao

[lament jacinth]

French and hebrew and i understand Hindi

[outer sage]

No you don't hindi is hard

[lament jacinth]

Yes I do

I understand written hindi

I have no one to practice speaking

So

[outer sage]

तुम्हें कुछ भी पता नहीं है

[lament jacinth]

I know a thing or two actually

[fervent comet]

cool

[outer sage]

Ok tell

[lament jacinth]

I was responding to your assumption

It's a little easier to read the Hindi with English characters

[fervent comet]

why do you know hebrew of all languages

[outer sage]

I know

Ok guys enough with languages

[fervent comet]

ok

:)

[outer sage]

Lol

[stable mirage]

!enf

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[lament jacinth]

I learned it fir a friend

[outer sage]

The media thinks that Indians and Pakistanis hate each other but it's not entirely true

[fervent comet]

[rose torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-backflip-cute-dog-funny-dog-dog-backflip-gif-13984399598661118677

[outer sage]

Bro is jealous

[outer sage]

Wooo

What da dog doin

[fervent comet]

fr

[rose torrent]

a backflip

[fervent comet]

W dawg

[outer sage]

I know

[rose torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-roblox-meme-roblox-memes-boi-wtf-twerk-gif-6690897771582534374

[outer sage]

Bro ngl I can't do backflips

[outer sage]

Bro 💀💀💀🤨🤨🤨

Studying math 📐📊📚

[rose torrent]

u're indian

?

[outer sage]

Yes, why

[rose torrent]

just asking

[outer sage]

How do you know??

[rose torrent]

u're studying NCERT - That aint british or american

[outer sage]

Lol

[outer sage]

R u indian?

[rose torrent]

no

[outer sage]

British

[rose torrent]

yes (im gonna get the citizenship in like 2 years tho so not yet)

[outer sage]

Yey

But how do you know what ncert is

[rose torrent]

i know a lot of exam names

[outer sage]

So where r u from

[rose torrent]

Initially from Africa

[fervent comet]

earth for sure

[outer sage]

Oh ok

[outer sage]

Bro ain't no way he is on Mars

[fervent comet]

mb

[outer sage]

💀💀💀

Bro go to sleep

[fervent comet]

nah

how about you go to sleep first

[outer sage]

Don't you have school tomorrow?

[outer sage]

Nah I don't have school tomorrow

[fervent comet]

no

[outer sage]

What grade r u in

12th

Or college🎓

[fervent comet]

doing alevels so college ig

[outer sage]

Bro just tell

[outer sage]

School or college🎓

🤨😉🤫🧏‍♂️

[rose torrent]

A level is high school

not college

[fervent comet]

depends where you live

[rose torrent]

Im Gcse and that's also high school

for the US

[fervent comet]

what do you call university then

[rose torrent]

Uni is uni

[outer sage]

Lol I am in 7th grade 😏

[rose torrent]

College is 16-18

[fervent comet]

difference between college and uni

[rose torrent]

A levels is college

[fervent comet]

thats what i said

[rose torrent]

u uk or nah ?

[outer sage]

He is pak

[rose torrent]

ohhhh i seee

[lament jacinth]

Lmao

[outer sage]

I ❤💀

[fervent comet]

yesh

[outer sage]

Yesh?

[fervent comet]

yesh

[outer sage]

Don't want to be that guy but it's "yeah" Not "yesh"🤓

[fervent comet]

nuh uh

[outer sage]

Yeah

[rose torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-animals-goats-lick-gif-8683705

[fervent comet]

goat

[rose torrent]

Nah

[outer sage]

LET HIM COOK 🔥

[rose torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/messi-campeon-del-mundo-gif-27265267

This is the goat

[outer sage]

Nah

[rose torrent]

yes he is lmao

[outer sage]

What is bro doing

[rose torrent]

nope

[outer sage]

He is

[rose torrent]

Messi >>>>

[fervent comet]

[outer sage]

Ronaldo >>>>

[rose torrent]

Ronaldo's good but not as good as messi

close in quality

[outer sage]

What is bro doing 💀💀💀💀

[outer sage]

Na uh

[rose torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/balls-sodium-you-should-coat-your-balls-in-sodium-metal-gif-26776621

im sorry

[outer sage]

💀💀

🤚✋

🐱

[rose torrent]

tf

https://tenor.com/view/bumblebee-bumblebee-dance-speechbubble-bumble-bee-gif-2695281503144039340

[outer sage]

💀🤓🤓

[rose torrent]

🤫

🧏‍♂️

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-dies-of-cringe-gif-25132318

[rose torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-from-cringe-meme-cringe-imagine-gif-23477312

the way he hits the floor in this gif and the face he makes before it just gets to me

[grim edge]

Wtf r these cringe stuff

ohio ahh

[jaunty dust]

i just finished the sat

[native skiff]

fr?

[chrome hornet]

Argh

[verbal thunder]

thats just a theory

my game theory

[grim edge]

Bro trying to make me cry

[verbal thunder]

i used to watch all his videos in middle school

[austere garden]

No hes not

[boreal snow]

Agreed

[true mountain]

Hello people across the globe

[crude raptor]

Guys can I get your help?

No?

Ok

[grim edge]

If oleksandr bortnyk shows up in chat in the next 5 minutes i will do 100 push ups

[stable mirage]

[austere garden]

Sure

[austere garden]

Im actually across ur bed room

[true mountain]

No one asked you freak

[austere garden]

Sleep tight, dont let the bed bugs bite

[fading swan]

I don't feel safe rn

[true mountain]

Actually I am in your closet now

Sleep tight

[austere garden]

Ur in the closet???

[true mountain]

Yes

[austere garden]

Lmao

[true mountain]

Yup

That's what the last victim said

[austere garden]

Victim? Btw im a minor

[true mountain]

I am a minor too

Reverse card

If you got scared
I was only joking

A huge sorry

[austere garden]

Lmao

Im extremely scared

[true mountain]

Did you shit your pants again

I am in the closest and it is smelly as shit

[austere garden]

Im shivering

[true mountain]

Damn

That level of sarcasm

[austere garden]

Whats a sarcasm

[true mountain]

💀💀💀

To say something and mean the opposite

[austere garden]

Wdym

[true mountain]

Let's say you're fat
And I see you outside and I say
You're fit

[austere garden]

Is that a poem or something?

[true mountain]

That is sarcasm

[austere garden]

Is there multiple sarcasms or only one or what?

[true mountain]

😔

I lost hope in our kind

[austere garden]

Wdym

Why are you scaring me?

[true mountain]

Nothing

You're scaring me

[austere garden]

😞

We cant be bffs 💔

[true mountain]

Fine by me

[austere garden]

Why

Is that a sarcasm

[true mountain]

No I mean it

How old are you

[austere garden]

17

[austere garden]

Does that mean you cant mean a sarcasm?

[raw kayak]

hey guys

who wants to play a game?

[cursive pawn]

How do i contribute to starting ww3

[rocky epoch]

Trying to rizz

[rocky epoch]

Say italian game is trash in #💬〡chess-talk

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-flaygel-left-the-world-sigma-vs-boy-war-gif-3565359896491425492

[rocky epoch]

@cursive pawn Ok plan 2

[cursive pawn]

Whats ur plan

[rocky epoch]

Say sicilian defense is trash

[cursive pawn]

I think chess chat is dead i will wait when good players here

[rocky epoch]

Ok

[cursive pawn]

ok

[rocky epoch]

You dont think , thats a fact

[cursive pawn]

Ok

[rocky epoch]

Only 3 talking and It's about a chess game

[frigid parcel]

play the bongcloud

[rocky epoch]

I never seen what that opening look like

It's name are kinda cool tho

[weak cairn]

meme opening

[rocky epoch]

Bruh , thought it was a real opening

[weak cairn]

its real but its bad

nobody plays it seriously

[austere garden]

Confirmed

Hey chat

[thorny kindle]

hey yo what's the best way to imrpove at chess

[austere garden]

Whats ur elo

Depends

[thorny kindle]

400

yeah i just started

[austere garden]

If ur under 1000, just stop making basic basic basic blunders

Ull be 1000 if u stop randomly hanging peices

[thorny kindle]

i dont think i'm randomly hanging peices i use all these book openings methods and i try to capture the rival pieces if u could to do so

i mean i know what i need to do in order to win but i dont know how to manage my game correctly

[austere garden]

If ur 400, ur 400 becos u dont value ur games right

Keep ur peices

Dont give them up just because.

If ur 400, ur opening really isnt that great. Neither are your mates. Play more games and focus on not playing bad moves

[barren sleet]

you should probably learn some checkmate patterns cuz openings are kinda pointless and checkmates usually go over most 400s head. maybe try GM simons "checkmate patterns you should know" on chesscom it's some pretty good lessons that will help u end ur games faster

openings are pointless at 400 at least

opening principles > openings

[iron barn]

Anybody play terraria here?

[barren sleet]

once u start recognizing checkmate patterns you'll be able to come up w plans easier which is essential

[austere garden]

Yup

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-gif-27442765

[austere garden]

I think before that, he really needs to learn how to not blunder. All <1000s love to hang their peices. All elos do it, but ….

[barren sleet]

true but i'm sure he knows not to blunder he's probably just blundering cuz he doesn't have plans or knowing opening principles

just double triple quadruple check where you're moving your pieces, that comes with exercising and playing but i rlly think w checkmate patterns you can climb even with a few blunders at 400s cuz they rarely see them coming

[rose torrent]

I reacted

[austere garden]

😞

[cursive pawn]

I will make you react with uranium

[austere garden]

ok

[cursive pawn]

ok

[rose torrent]

im unreacting now

[cursive pawn]

I am reacting you now

https://tenor.com/view/watercoasting-gif-9834191338382762098

[rose torrent]

uranium is radioactive

[ancient fable]

No shit Sherlock

[austere garden]

Nuh uh

[austere garden]

Uranium isnt real

[cursive pawn]

All i need is some of your neutrons

[rose torrent]

dont have aniums

[austere garden]

U mean to tell me theres billions of atoms in a pencil, but uve never ever had radiation poisoning from uranium???

[lean gust]

I need uranus

[grim edge]

[cursive pawn]

I think you have a problem of coherence of ideas

[iron barn]

Should i make another room here?

Question For the terraria players here

[ancient fable]

I played it last time like in 2017

[grim edge]

Yeah you should i think the npcs should still have max happiness stats

[orchid sun]

@grim edge i love your pfp

[grim edge]

thx

[orchid sun]

i love you

[grim edge]

cool

[covert cosmos]

me when the government asks where the uranium is

[rocky epoch]

Yoyo main

🤮🤮

[grim edge]

yeah i just realized hotbar is a bit silly

i always put magic mirror on 0

[stray pebble]

How to get stream possibility in vc

[rocky epoch]

Nahhh 💀

[grim edge]

1: main wep 2: pickaxe 3-7 is whatever 8: healing pot 9: torches 0: magic mirror

[verbal thunder]

what does +_ mean?

i need help with this

[grim edge]

decisive advantage for white

[verbal thunder]

math

quadratics

[stray pebble]

how to get trusted

[stable jungle]

@stray pebble connect your Discord account to your Chess.com account at https://go.chess.com/Connect then use /trust to see the requirements

[verbal thunder]

/ trust

[stray pebble]

thx

[verbal thunder]

you need to meet some requirements and doing / trust will tell you them

[stray pebble]

ok thx, sadge that I have to wiat 7 days

[verbal thunder]

ight

[stable mirage]

whoa you made a full sentence

[covert cosmos]

for real

[grim edge]

[chrome hornet]

Bruhhhh a mod just joined the vc, muted me, asked if anyone heard me say someone should off themselves. Everyone agrees I didn’t (bc I didn’t) and then… the mod just left lmao. With me STILL muted

So we’re trolling

[safe salmon]

https://youtu.be/4QMnhdswuro

https://tenor.com/view/okay-ok-ok-ok-oh-ok-oh-okay-gif-18238573721271168162

[ancient fable]

Mods are on another levels these days

[safe salmon]

ye

[ancient fable]

Who tf u

[safe salmon]

someone that breaths eats drinks water and sleeps

[ancient fable]

Nice same girly

[lament jacinth]

Hi

[austere garden]

Hey chat