💬〡general-off-topic

[orchid sun]

HOLY HELL!

[torpid bobcat]

i know, my brother is also in 10th

[viscid jacinth]

Jee suckss

[austere garden]

i thought u said u were an athiest

[torpid bobcat]

so what will you give

[clear night]

Jesus

[orchid sun]

damn

[austere garden]

fed confirmed

[viscid jacinth]

Oh my evolution

[orchid sun]

what is fed

[austere garden]

oh my big bang

[wild kite]

NDA kids be like

[austere garden]

the real question is why are you a fed?

[viscid jacinth]

I will die as a beggar

[torpid bobcat]

some beggers are rich though

[clear night]

Doesn't sound like a PCM person to me.

[orchid sun]

the real real question is: what am i?

[viscid jacinth]

I wasted my 11th grade so I am planning to go all out at 12th

[austere garden]

not a circle

[torpid bobcat]

it can be seen that your 11th is wasted

[austere garden]

huh?

[orchid sun]

what if im a discord mod huh

New response just dropped

[wild kite]

😭 bro are you sure you know what jee is

[austere garden]

u probably are more likely than not tbh

[viscid jacinth]

Brotha why are you acting like you are any smarter than me

[orchid sun]

yeah

[clear night]

Not even kidding, if you get 300 per day, you could get 9k per month just from begging. And you don't even have to spend that cuz ur homeless. Sounds like a profit to me.

[viscid jacinth]

Yeah its an entrance exam

[austere garden]

hes better at fortnite

[torpid bobcat]

i am because i am in 12th

[viscid jacinth]

Yes you think bohr's theory is most widely accepted

You wasted your 12th bud

[clear night]

He is smarter.

[olive crane]

he didnt let me smother

[viscid jacinth]

He is better

[clear night]

Go away

[olive crane]

:(

[olive crane]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1065960139405926431/1163852436436422737/ezgif.com-gif-maker_3.gif

[torpid bobcat]

because it is the theory which we told in 9th and we belive it till class 11 if we take science

[viscid jacinth]

So they didnt tell you how the theory was false and dalton proved it wrong

i am pretty sure thats in the syllabus

[torpid bobcat]

dalton was dead long ago at that time

[austere garden]

dalton is my dad

i wont allow for this slander

[viscid jacinth]

Bud 3 years ago dalton's theory existed

[torpid bobcat]

dalton theory is proved wrong in the same chapter in which you first time learn it

[austere garden]

3 years can both be long enough to be outdated and new enough to be -- new, in science.

[viscid jacinth]

So which was the most widely accepted theory taught to you

[torpid bobcat]

dalton dies in 1844 and bohr's theory come out in 1913

[clear night]

We were taught that in 9th about sub atomic particles. Your school is mid

[viscid jacinth]

Dude it's ok if you didnt know but atleast stop saying that I am dumb just because I didnt knew atoms were not indivisible

Like dawg

[austere garden]

whats an atom?

[torpid bobcat]

any theory is not perfect but for structure of molecule and atom we use theories like molecular orbital theory(MOT), valence bond theory(VBT)

[viscid jacinth]

ok

widely accepted

[austere garden]

do yall mean adam?

[viscid jacinth]

We aint christians

[torpid bobcat]

widly accepted is bohr's theory for me because mot and vbt are told in 11th in school and only be told to science students

[austere garden]

you*

theres no we lol

[viscid jacinth]

Lakshay too

[torpid bobcat]

yeah

[wild kite]

same

[viscid jacinth]

Lakshya too

yeah

indians unite

[stable mirage]

nice car

[austere garden]

nice car

[digital phoenix]

nice car

[echo niche]

Sup yall

[crimson meadow]

The tiny particles everything is made out of

[proud breach]

this should not be a brilliant move

its part of the opening

[proud breach]

pics or u lying

[pulsar imp]

---

---

here is the pic of an atom

[proud breach]

cant see it

must be fake

[pulsar imp]

skill issue

we all can clearly see the atoms

fr

@wild kite @clear night can confirm

[proud breach]

oh ye now I see them

[pulsar imp]

🗿 W

[proud breach]

can nearly count them

1

[pulsar imp]

ikr

[proud breach]

2

[pulsar imp]

they are as big as lakshya's brain

[proud breach]

fr fr ong no cap

[pulsar imp]

actually nah cant say that ....lakshya is a nerd

[proud breach]

ye his brain is the size of 2 atoms

[pulsar imp]

'mai na sehta' @wild kite

it means i wouldnt let it slide if you looking for translation

[green jungle]

new response just dropped

[stable mirage]

meow

[green jungle]

meow

[clear night]

meow

[stable mirage]

ily

[lament jacinth]

How dare you

[clear night]

Liya 1v1?

[lament jacinth]

Hmmmmmm

[clear night]

1500 is decent. You might actually be a challenge.

[lament jacinth]

Not rn

[clear night]

ok

Btw ur still trash at chess

[lament jacinth]

Thanksss

[random drum]

can my views on twitter and other social media sites lead to ban from fide or chess.com?

like sergey

[stuck kestrel]

what views

[wild kite]

ok 2200 rated chess player

[random drum]

political and maybe something else women chess or something(I like women chess but what if I make fun of them in future)

[pulsar imp]

ok jee aspirant

[stuck kestrel]

idk

[stuck kestrel]

he is ips aspirant

[stable mirage]

MEOW

[stuck kestrel]

quack

[grim edge]

N-word

[viscid jacinth]

Ok

[solar crest]

hello I have a physics doubt

can someone help me

[lament jacinth]

Sure dm me

Idk how much help ill be

[solar crest]

its actually regarding a concept

[grim edge]

What is it

[grim edge]

Dont tell u forgot already muichiro 😂

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/minion-but-despicable-me-pool-swim-gif-16227921

[lament jacinth]

HIIII

[digital phoenix]

every insta reel i see the n word in the comment and its so funny idk why

[stable mirage]

??

[viral epoch]

Blunders

[primal fern]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @grim edge, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[green jungle]

lmao

[fervent comet]

?

[fervent comet]

good chair

[grim edge]

No thanks, i dont meet all requirements to be! trusted

[wise mortar]

Hi grazy girl

[lament jacinth]

Hiiiiii

How are ya

[wise mortar]

Im ok mini shawarma

[solar pilot]

hi

bye

[lament jacinth]

IM NOT MINI

[frozen plume]

I🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/minion-but-despicable-me-pool-swim-gif-16227921

[solar crest]

hi

[viral epoch]

rgerrtnq

[frozen plume]

[wise mortar]

Dead channel

[lament jacinth]

I dare you to make a general chat in discord suggestions

[honest drift]

https://tenor.com/view/i-have-no-enemies-vinland-saga-no-enemies-meme-my-honest-reaction-gif-17805311993214710969

[wise mortar]

Someone already did that

[lament jacinth]

Just checked no one did

[wise mortar]

I think u are blind liya

[grim edge]

This but smol

[wise mortar]

Ah i see

[wise mortar]

An astounding no

[grim edge]

This is not a question im showing you what a smol shawarma is

🗿

[wise mortar]

Thats not small

[full glen]

Many may have heard of the story of Steve Jobs, the co-founder of Apple. But you might not have heard of John Chess, his brother. On February 24, 1955, two brothers were born. Steve Jobs and John Chess. When Steve Jobs invented the first computer, John Chess was jealous of his brother's popularity. So, he decided to make his own invention. Many days passed, and John Chess still hadn't come up with an idea. So, he got mad and grabbed his checkerboard and threw it at some random figurines. Then, a light bulb went off in John's mind. The figurines could simulate a war on the checkerboard. This new game called "Chess" grew very popular. Soon, a company called AimChess asked him to run their ads. And that's the story of John Chess.

[silent quest]

That's a good fantasy

[grim edge]

Hi LIYAAAAAAA

[lament jacinth]

No.

How dare you say im not your favourite shawarma

[grim edge]

youre my second favorite

[simple trench]

hey, someone wanna play

[lament jacinth]

. who is it

[grim edge]

you are my second favorite.. my first favorite is just some random shawarma ive met

[lament jacinth]

WHAT WHO

PING THEM

[grim edge]

nah

[lament jacinth]

The one with the cat pfp

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/haha-lol-laughing-at-you-the-simpsons-gif-7345683

[lament jacinth]

Im blocking you dahlia

[grim edge]

huh? cat pfpf?

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[lament jacinth]

Blocked

[wise mortar]

Fake girl vs real girl fight

[grim edge]

1 blocked message

[lament jacinth]

There's an imposter amongus

[grim edge]

1 blocked message

[full glen]

@grim edge

hey cutie :rizz:

[lament jacinth]

Lmao

Oh my gosh

[lament jacinth]

Male shawarma

[wise mortar]

2 blocked massage

[tired wren]

[frozen plume]

Shawarma is better with beef, change my mind

[tired wren]

cat fights

[lament jacinth]

Lamb

[tired wren]

plain

[frozen plume]

Haven't tried it yet

[tired wren]

[wise mortar]

Kebab vs shwarma

[lament jacinth]

Sometimes cat tastes pretty good on shawarma

[tired wren]

shwarma always

[tired wren]

@wise mortar run from her

[lament jacinth]

LMAO

IM JOKINGGG

Smh

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-shrek-rizz-rizz-gif-11157824601050747846

[lament jacinth]

Me when shawarma

[tired wren]

really?

[wise mortar]

Dead channel

[grim edge]

ngl, i wish that every time i join VCs, I'd gain 8 plus elo

[wise mortar]

Voice channel is for lonely people!!

[tired wren]

I agree

[wise mortar]

General chat is for femboys

[tired wren]

lol

[grim edge]

not for me.. i need background noise

[wise mortar]

Just joking

[grim edge]

Ever heard of the real world

[grim edge]

whats the real world looks like? tell me..tell me...oh, please tell meee

People are scawy

[frozen plume]

Kebab taste much better imo

[tidal perch]

hihi

[grim edge]

People are scared of me. They get scared when I mirror their actions and exaggerate them a bit.

[frozen plume]

Someone doesn't have friends

Youdont have fri3nds for a reason, fix Dat reason

[grim edge]

A friend to all is a friend to none
Chase two girls, lose the one
When you are young, they assume you know nothin'

[frozen plume]

Chasing 2 girls is smart. If one rejects the other is waiting, if they both reject find new girls

[rocky epoch]

fake

Shawerma solos

[rocky epoch]

What if both accept

[frozen plume]

Then choose the one with better books and thighs

[rocky epoch]

astgafirallah

[frozen plume]

Tell the other one its not gonna work out

[rocky epoch]

no kiss before marriage

[frozen plume]

True

Anything else is fine

[rocky epoch]

💀

I got muted yesterday for a whole day

and it says i broke a rule that i broke before but idk what i did

I just pinged mods on rule breaker

[frozen plume]

I got muted a few days ago for saying something in greek

[mild apex]

I havent got muted

Imagine mute me when i was inactive

[grim edge]

what if you praise hotler

[verbal thunder]

who is this holter you speak of

[silent quest]

A german

[grim edge]

he's a runner
he loved to finish races

[high canopy]

austrian

[grim edge]

That moment when you think you made an awesome match but in the review you realize you hanged your queen and neither you or your opponent noticed 💀

an austrian runner who loved to finsih races

[strange ember]

Fr game review really is a reality check for chess players

[glacial vapor]

ni....

[olive crane]

whar

[grim edge]

Fo su

[olive crane]

guess what this guy did when i took the bishop

[rocky epoch]

Marathon

[obtuse hull]

He hung mate

[olive crane]

he thought he was cooking

[strange ember]

Hypothetically speaking even if he didn't hang mate after pretty sure you could trap his queen

[lilac dust]

Chess cake

[wise mortar]

Ches

[silent quest]

That looks yum

[grim edge]

Munch

[slate owl]

i didnt deserve that mute

[grim edge]

Hello!

[slate owl]

:3

[grim edge]

How you doin'

[clear night]

Meow

[grim edge]

hi

[clear night]

Hi

Would you like some chikin nuggits?

[grim edge]

Sure

[clear night]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-nugget-free-tango-mangle-chickennugget-gif-27317512

[slate owl]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-you-like-kissing-boys-don't-you-cat-lowpoly-3d-gif-9960745507421464646

[grim edge]

Me at 3am

[clear night]

People with peanut allergies when I throw a brick at them:

[clear night]

Btw what's up with those weird results upon searchin "groovydominoes" in the GIFs. He literally used to be my favourite youtuber. Wtf are those GIF results

[grim edge]

Idk what ur talking about bro

[sleek oriole]

tf is wron with you

[slate owl]

i only see very normal results

[grim edge]

I can’t see at all 😘

[slate owl]

literally blind people

[grim edge]

I’m half blind

[slate owl]

thats crazy

[grim edge]

Ikr

[slate owl]

anyways

[grim edge]

Never gonna be able to drive 😭

[slate owl]

im gonna play yugioh

[grim edge]

K

[grim edge]

Duel links?

[slate owl]

ew no what

[tired wren]

https://tenor.com/view/foxy-foxplushy-vtuber-fox-vtuber-foxplushy-vtuber-gif-25352660

[tired wren]

watching it currently, how's the game though? 👀

[slate owl]

watching what

[tired wren]

yugi oh 👀

it's an anime

[slate owl]

also i lost the game

[slate owl]

which season are u watching may i ask

[tired wren]

second

[clear night]

How to distinguish between humans and furries?

[slate owl]

https://tenor.com/view/furry-hugs-fluffy-uwu-face-furry-furry-meme-gif-25143325

[clear night]

UwU

[tired wren]

nahh, still on the first season... yugi vs final boss

[tired wren]

[clear night]

I wish there was a discord with like-minded people AND freedom of speech and expression.

[slate owl]

i wish there was a discord with pure anarchy and furries and femboys

[grim edge]

hey so basically

[clear night]

That's literally what I just said.

[slate owl]

keep going

[clear night]

@slate owl There does exist one such server.

[grim edge]

i was gonna say my server but it's dead

[tired wren]

there are

[glossy radish]

morning

[frozen plume]

😭🔥😭🔥😭🔥😭🔥😭🔥😭🔥😭🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟

[slate owl]

[round bloom]

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2U08kURUCVzvbSH564rwW4

Drop a like if you enjoy!

It is GREAT for chess

[shy pike]

No

[clear night]

Hi (:

[shy pike]

Alive it

[slate owl]

fr

[fleet scroll]

ded

[fleet scroll]

there are plenty of those

[swift glacier]

mhm

[grim frost]

?

[silent quest]

Holy

[wise mortar]

Dead channel

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6x4tKaOzfNJpEJHySoiJcs?si=edd8337a7acf46e0

[viscid jacinth]

1999?

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4YwbSZaYeYja8Umyt222Qf?si=b2e8695b97a047c6

[silent quest]

Didn't you like taylor swift?

[grim edge]

I do and what now?

[silent quest]

Swifties dont listen to anything besides taylor , you're an imposter.

[sleek oriole]

she is old give her a break

[grim edge]

Only Davie understands me in a deeper level

[potent veldt]

hi

[viral epoch]

I'm Mitz

[viral epoch]

You're Stormy

[viral epoch]

You're Ducky

[viral epoch]

You're Vivy

[viral epoch]

And you're dead

[grim edge]

Guys

**Hakari Never Acquired Reverse Cursed Technique

But The Infinite Cursed Energy Overflowing In Hakari’s Body Caused His Body To Reflexively Perform Reverse Cursed Technique In Order To Avoid Damage.

In Other Words, In The 4 Minutes And 11 Seconds Following A Jackpot, Hakari Is Effectively Immortal.**

[grim edge]

:3

[grim edge]

rip

[fleet scroll]

rip in pepperonis

[viral epoch]

I feel out of world

[grim edge]

wrong anime sir

[devout dove]

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[viral epoch]

Imaginary Technique: Soul Punisher

[viral epoch]

Is bro's pfp really an unfolded image of Technoblade's minecraft skin

[outer sage]

Hi

[cursive mirage]

Hi everyone

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0jWgAnTrNZmOGmqgvHhZEm?si=afacad8a40c7440a

[ivory wing]

Classic

[high canopy]

https://tenor.com/view/taylor-swift-meme-co2-private-jet-whenthe-gif-26350786

[outer sage]

Fr

Hello guys

[high canopy]

god taylor swift makes shitty songs

[orchid crown]

nah all the swifties are gonna come for you now

[outer sage]

Hi

[outer sage]

Nah

[fleet scroll]

Dahlia
https://open.spotify.com/track/430xmK8Tw4J4VG8PxCqO4I?si=59a4541c39fa4231

[grim edge]

Hello! How did your exam go?

[grim edge]

I heard about this.

[outer sage]

Bad I could get 56/60

[orchid crown]

60s the passing average?

[grim edge]

Is 56/60 your score? Not bad at all

60 items test?

[outer sage]

Yes

[grim edge]

Why do you think it's bad?

[orchid crown]

oh wait nevermind💀

[outer sage]

Cuz I wanna be the top student

[fleet scroll]

RIP Trevor Strnad

[grim edge]

I understand. Do your parents know about this? How do they feel about it?

[outer sage]

No I don't tell my parents about this

[grim edge]

Have you listened to this song? https://open.spotify.com/track/4RCWB3V8V0dignt99LZ8vH?si=_P4cHUryRs6S3rllrGpz3g

I'd rather be associated with that song.

[orchid crown]

I like this song

[fleet scroll]

unfortunately I've heard that awful song way too many times

it's so repetitive

[orchid crown]

oh

[grim edge]

Alright. Your score is good. Just like chess, analyze your mistakes and remember the best moves possible. If no one has told you, you did great on your exam today!

[outer sage]

Aww thanks

[grim edge]

And several guys have sang this to me way tooo many times

[fleet scroll]

Best intro I've heard in a song in a while. I like songs with a build up like this:
https://open.spotify.com/track/5iZAbb2ycSUrh52Irfxrv8?si=e8796a949d4a4026

[outer sage]

Thank you for Motivating me

[grim edge]

I'm listening to this song right now. Is this what they call metal or hard metal?

[fleet scroll]

it's death metal

[grim edge]

I think Deeeppppp listens to death metal

[outer sage]

https://youtube.com/shorts/MstXPoWD1wQ?si=kc8YKCqWo-Q6Tq4j

[wild kite]

aborted is goated fr

[fleet scroll]

fr fr

[wild kite]

you listen to slipknot?

[fleet scroll]

uh, when I was like 13

[outer sage]

Sorry guys 💀💀

[fleet scroll]

I liked Iowa, haven't liked anything from slipknot after that

[fleet scroll]

you'll probably like this:
https://open.spotify.com/track/7lryl5Wjy0xuM0BTq6huAQ?si=3e1a82f2d17347c0

[wild kite]

never heard of that band lol

i like polyphia and slayer rn

[fleet scroll]

oh that's an interesting mix

do you want something super heavy?

or wait actually

I bet you would like dark funeral

[fleet scroll]

This will probably be right up your alley then
https://open.spotify.com/track/3SBSPEHgNULDERsoUPYQEh?si=87f9548686b94c88

[wild kite]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4fiOTntQKr24p07FvQDHZE?si=229b9a5b07f54ca6 this is my fav song ig

[prime valve]

anybody wanna play

[wild kite]

wtf this is so good

man some metal bands are so underrated

[grim edge]

I don't like metal

[wild kite]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2B3D38o8GaXnZo6DnTyZ2m?si=d090219fb91445e4 this collab tho 😩

[wild kite]

dont worry you're clearly in the majority here

[grim edge]

¯_(ツ)_/¯ don't really care, listen to what you want

[fleet scroll]

skill issue

[wild kite]

lemme guess you play an instrument idk bro the only people that ive met who like metal are guitarists/drummers 💀

[fleet scroll]

ye I'm a drummer lol

[wild kite]

ah knew it

i play the guitar

[fleet scroll]

do you like guitar solos

[wild kite]

yea alot, thats basically why i like polyphia

[fleet scroll]

Here you go then, enjoy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yn0s5_Cfg7w

[wild kite]

i mean i f with soul metal too so

[wild kite]

damn

[prime valve]

anybody wanna play

[wild kite]

if thats less than 3 overdubs then idk how this dude doesn't have permanent carpel tunnel

[fleet scroll]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkWn22BowbU

[wild kite]

tf

he's not even trying 😭

[fleet scroll]

and the drums 😌

[wild kite]

bro metal drummers sound like they're soloing the whole song 😭

@fleet scroll https://youtu.be/k-q53FuMLCQ do you know instrument that is skip to 1 minute if its boring

[fleet scroll]

those are timpani

you adjust the pitch with a pedal

[wild kite]

ah i see

[fleet scroll]

this banger drum cover dropped when I was in HS, and it was one of my favorite songs at the time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ECO7d_30sA

[wild kite]

have you listened to nirvana yet

[fleet scroll]

not my thing

[grim edge]

@grim edge do you have a team now? are you part of Carbonara's team?

[fleet scroll]

I've listened to metal since I was like 10

[wild kite]

yea but the drums of smells like teen spirit is insane

listen to this you'll like it @fleet scroll https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jgrCKhxE1s&pp=ygUcdGhyb3VnaCB0aGUgZmlyZXMgYW5kIGZsYW1lcw%3D%3D

[fleet scroll]

I know the song. Was super popular when I was a kid because it was on guitar hero 3

[fleet scroll]

raining blood was also on guitar hero 3

[grim edge]

how many players per team?

Idk I'm just kidnapping people

[wild kite]

the drums are really good

[grim edge]

Violin solos

recruit Guylo.. i feel bad for him for not having a team

Awwww

No.

hes already a clown. he cant be an outcast. it's a double misfortune

What's his rating

@grim edge

[remote bramble]

He isn't. But you can be

Lol

[grim edge]

I mean ..... If the shoe fits

[wild kite]

teams for what

[remote bramble]

#1182371000831184906

[grim edge]

I have to reflect on your offer. There should be some benefits, y'know.

[grim edge]

[novel moat]

you get to win

[remote bramble]

You get to play in the only team with 2 bullet warriors

[grim edge]

I'm a bullet warrior

[remote bramble]

And this as well, though secondary

[grim edge]

Not a good one but a warrior nonetheless

[remote bramble]

I don't see your role

[grim edge]

[remote bramble]

🙂

[grim edge]

2100

That's her rating

[grim edge]

who do you think will be "our" toughest opponent?

[novel moat]

we aint even know the other teams yet

[grim edge]

All I know is that I'm joining the winning team

Pixel is hungry

[novel moat]

pixel is cringe for prepping but we'll win anyways

[cursive pawn]

Good mooning

[remote bramble]

They all are equally bad comparing to us

[grim edge]

Prepping for what 💀

[novel moat]

the league games bruh

[grim edge]

Are there prizes or smth

[remote bramble]

If he plays first board imma cook him up

[novel moat]

i dont think so? or idk

[grim edge]

Okay. If I join the team, can I be the one to think of the name of our team?

[remote bramble]

Probs, but nonetheless it's a good tournament

[grim edge]

Oh I'm playing the st George defense then

[remote bramble]

If it's not something inappropriate then why not. Whats your rating btw?

[grim edge]

Too high to count on 10 fingers

[grim edge]

im 774 rapid. the baddest player here. baddest girl

[novel moat]

whats the peak

832?

[remote bramble]

What the peak in rapid and blitz

[grim edge]

yes

[novel moat]

832

[remote bramble]

Valid I guess

We need one below 670 lol

[novel moat]

tuff

[outer sage]

Me

[remote bramble]

Achievable

[novel moat]

bros peak is 933

[remote bramble]

Too high peak sorry

[novel moat]

who are you to talk

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Shresth Verma (shresthvrema)

This is the Chess.com profile of shresthvrema. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Shresth Verma (shresthvrema)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 572 (933 peak)
Blitz: 341 (515 peak)
Bullet: 250 (508 peak)

[remote bramble]

@grim edge make sure not to raise your peak pls

[outer sage]

https://youtu.be/RVmUx9FERDE?si=U7l-qiUwfEyKx85r

[novel moat]

im a game away from new rapid peak

[outer sage]

This is hard af

[novel moat]

[remote bramble]

Sandbag

Lol just don't play

[novel moat]

[grim edge]

It's rated

[remote bramble]

Why tf

Would you make unrated games

A requirement

[fluid isle]

Which team? Any tournament?

[remote bramble]

#1182371000831184906

[fluid isle]

How many teams are there? I want to know how to participate in this league

Nope

<@&745328830649991179> kindly take appropriate actions

[outer sage]

Ayo bro

Watch your mouth

<@&745328830649991179>

Please take action on this

He is talking bad about india

Ohh I am scared 🤓🤓

[grim edge]

i have a team now. I am sorry if this has to end this way, you were a good leader.

[outer sage]

🤓

[outer sage]

Huh!

[cerulean rivet]

😶‍🌫️.

What? 😶‍🌫️🧐

Because if someone is not brilliant they put brilliant in it to make themselves brilliant

[fluid isle]

Anyone leader interested to take me their team? Let me know😅

[cerulean rivet]

What do winners get? 😶‍🌫️

[clear vault]

its a serverbooster role simply

[cerulean rivet]

Oh😶‍🌫️

[fluid isle]

Even I don't have the information about it

[cerulean rivet]

Noixe😶‍🌫️

[fluid isle]

When is this event?

[clear vault]

me

[clear vault]

im the prize

[cerulean rivet]

Slav? Can we say this word? @narrow dune

[novel moat]

aint nobody want you

[outer sage]

Yes

[grim edge]

I am here to win. I am sorry, but what we had was a delusion.

[grim edge]

i have no idea. Doofus knows. You can ask him and let me know, too

[clear vault]

wow ! I am even coaching the winner thqts how good of a prize I am

[fluid isle]

Ok got it, first I will have to be in the team then😅

[grim edge]

convince guylo to play rated

[rocky epoch]

@grim edge yall started?

[fluid isle]

Just got to know about this league, but I don't know how many teams formed yet😂 u have no space in your team?

[rocky epoch]

id get a mcdonalds meal instead of you

[grim edge]

Im with Carbonara and Pikachu

[fluid isle]

Ok that's great!!

[grim edge]

reach out to Liya hahahaha idk her peak elo is

[fluid isle]

@lament jacinth

[shy pike]

nuh

[grim edge]

You dont want to play rated

[rocky epoch]

I cant find wangdom to watch

😭

[fluid isle]

Are u part of any team yet?

[clear vault]

crazy, I have a caro kann prep self written book with 7 variations and above 12 moves for each with multiple possible top moves!! Mr caro kann enjoyer im a good prizeee

[grim edge]

They are already sure of me. You are not sure of me or anything. I cant be with a person who's not sure, who is not 100% ready. When you know, you know

[grim edge]

Idk but I already have a space reserved for u. We shall crush those peasants

[fluid isle]

Ok thanks, So am part of your team now?

[rocky epoch]

slide book in dms

id pay you completely nothing!

[clear vault]

win first!

[grim edge]

I'm joking I'm not making a team . But i think people will Def add you sooner or later I'm teamless too. Why don't YOU make a team you are higher rated so you'd be a better leader

[rocky epoch]

uh oh

You're 1000 above me , impossible

But lets play a game cuz i wanna train

send link and unrated

[fluid isle]

I'm not even 2K, there should be someone 2200 to 2400 for Board 1 then it's great

[grim edge]

Oooh I confused you with someone then

[fluid isle]

Ok, so pls consider me as well if any availability in your team😅

[clear vault]

no not against me I meant the event, my online is lower than my Fide I used to be 2300 online I just dont care bout that rating n troll

[fluid isle]

Ok no worry😂

[rocky epoch]

What event

[grim edge]

Your peak is 1834 wot are you talking about

[clear vault]

This is not the acc I have on my old laptopt 🤫

[grim edge]

What's your second account name then

[rocky epoch]

Give me the book or i destory that jawline with my hammer

[fluid isle]

😂😂

[rocky epoch]

the jawline and your face

[clear vault]

I got banned alr for mulriple accs without permission, check message history of this channel if u wanna know about it, ppl often called me cheater cus I bursted 2600's like moonwarrior with my elo

[grim edge]

You are 2300 but still don't know multiple accounts are not allowed without permission ? Sureeeeeeee buddy

[clear vault]

I know it but its chess.com? I literally dont care about that elo its not making money or titles 💀

[grim edge]

which app do you use to make those stickers?

You have no proof and didn't tell me your second account name. Lying online is funi

i want to create a cool sticker for my team

[clear vault]

ill grant u 1 game if u want but thats it, take it or not I dont care

[grim edge]

Oops wrong reply

Anyways @grim edge here's your sticker

[grim edge]

That doesn't prove anything 😐

[clear vault]

u saw it didnt u

[shy pike]

Do u live in Africa

[pulsar pivot]

guys

i already failed no mewing march

[lean gust]

the one liners in this server have me dead

why are chess people fun and funny

🥺

[stone quiver]

It starts with

[shy pike]

i think that message was the opposite of funny

[lean gust]

I took it as him being at least slightly ironic

[shy pike]

i hope he is 😔

[lean gust]

🤣

[upbeat viper]

speeeed

[shy pike]

pretty speedy :3

[stable mirage]

ew is that valorant

[shy pike]

WAIT IS IT

EWW

[novel moat]

@upbeat viper werent you supposed to not play valorant

[stable mirage]

idk it could be some other riot stuff maybe

[novel moat]

nah bast plays valorant

[shy pike]

yucky

[upbeat viper]

eee

lemme be

I'm rusty

[novel moat]

[upbeat viper]

🥺

[shy pike]

🦀

[rocky epoch]

Yo bastman did u check the guy

[tulip lichen]

im scrawny

shrimpy

i need to workout ill update after a while

[grim edge]

Gl

[tulip lichen]

thanks

[outer sage]

Giga

[grim edge]

Exercise makes one feel less sluggish

[shy pike]

Makes me feel happy and eepy afterwards

[grim edge]

Relatable

@grim edge the things I do for those who are sure of me

[lament jacinth]

Lol

[grim edge]

What is your elo?

You're 1541

[clear night]

Hi

[lament jacinth]

Not talking to you

[grim edge]

LIYAAAAA 🥺

[clear night]

Is this real?

[grim edge]

Yessss

[clear night]

Wait like this isn't supposed to be a joke?

[grim edge]

Nope. #1182371000831184906

[novel moat]

😭 😭 @remote bramble

[clear night]

So basically pro chess league for noobs?

[lament jacinth]

You betrayed me

[strange ember]

I 400

How to improve

[summer forum]

...

[lament jacinth]

Go to English class first before you worry about chess

[clear night]

Join CarDah Pi Team

[novel moat]

why are my name initials alone

this is quite sad

[grim edge]

I did not. Youre still my favorite shawarma, but second favorite

[clear night]

Why are you so rude?

[strange ember]

Sorry English not first language

[lament jacinth]

Un acceptable

[grim edge]

it's like Cardi B but CarDah Pi

[strange ember]

How to join

[lament jacinth]

English is my third language no excuses

[novel moat]

bro

[strange ember]

Different circumstances

[clear night]

Ask Dahlia

[novel moat]

@strange ember homie is 1700

[strange ember]

Who

[strange ember]

Who me

[novel moat]

[clear night]

That's still 700 strength tho

[novel moat]

true

[lament jacinth]

1679 rapid
1465 blitz
1445 bullet

[remote bramble]

@novel moat check out daviseluett, do you think it's a bot? Doesn't participate in any communication, thousands of 30+0 games. Sometimes blunders M1, M2

[lone spindle]

I will need it soon if i will play some tournaments like one i played. 👶

[strange ember]

Bro had to check btw that's my big bros account

I just started playing

[lament jacinth]

Mmhhhmmm

[novel moat]

wtf

[lament jacinth]

Someone learned English suddenly it's a miracle

[novel moat]

you farmed this guy

[strange ember]

Miracles happen in the most conspicuous places

[remote bramble]

And I am rn

[clear night]

Looks suspiciously legit.

[remote bramble]

Playing from an electronic board

[novel moat]

but why 30min

[remote bramble]

Against him

[remote bramble]

Kind of classical preparation

[novel moat]

i see

[clear night]

i see

[novel moat]

no you dont

[remote bramble]

He also never spends less than like

7 seconds

[clear night]

[novel moat]

yeah i mean idk its kinda odd rapid is the only tc he plays

[remote bramble]

And only 30+0

[novel moat]

but maybe they're an old man and can't play faster ones

[remote bramble]

And every time I am online he is playing

Or searching for opps

[novel moat]

hmm

[remote bramble]

Maybe

[novel moat]

could just report and see if it goes anywhere

[remote bramble]

Nah it's fun to farm him

Lol

[novel moat]

[stable mirage]

the

[remote bramble]

If it's a bot, it's a bad one. Like bruh, he is 2250 but never gets much advantage

Against me

[novel moat]

idk how you even have time to play thousands of 30+0 games

when was the acc created?

[remote bramble]

2019

[remote bramble]

Yh...

[novel moat]

[remote bramble]

4k games

He lost 60% of them

[novel moat]

[remote bramble]

Bro really gets farmed

[novel moat]

i want to play this guy

[remote bramble]

Peaked 2354

[indigo lily]

hey guys

[remote bramble]

Go to open challenges when he is not playing, he will be there willing to play 30+0

[novel moat]

[indigo lily]

what's going on

[sleek zealot]

*magic*

[novel moat]

why do i constantly get friend requests from some random 500s

[grim edge]

Did you accidentally pay 8 cents to the starving kids 😞

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/cardi-b-mood-dance-chill-tongue-out-gif-17025213

[outer sage]

Hi

[indigo lily]

hi

[outer sage]

Hi

[tired wren]

hi

[arctic heart]

hi

[grim edge]

@zealous crag

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> raytheninja

This is the Chess.com profile of raytheninja. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 516 (933 peak)
Blitz: 578
Bullet: 167 (277 peak)

[grim edge]

@remote bramble @novel moat

[remote bramble]

933 peak

<670 should be

[outer sage]

3.141592653

[viral epoch]

Pie

Nom nomn

[outer sage]

Don't eat that

Eat uranium

🤓☝

[viral epoch]

I'm gonna eat you

[outer sage]

No

[outer sage]

You can't eat me I am 55kg

[outer sage]

Noooo

[viral epoch]

Lightweight baby

[outer sage]

Huh

[outer sage]

What about you boy

[viral epoch]

Around 60kg

[outer sage]

😭😭

[viral epoch]

I'm a twink ass

Ik

[outer sage]

I want to lose more weight

[stable mirage]

🔥

[fleet scroll]

bro weighs as much as a pencil and wants to lose weight 💀

[outer sage]

Cuz Im only 5'7ft

[viral epoch]

Guess how tall I am

[stable mirage]

6’9

[outer sage]

Bro stop I am short that's why I want to lose weight

[outer sage]

3'11

[viral epoch]

Close! 6'0

Really bad for my weight

[rocky epoch]

how old r u

[outer sage]

💀💀💀💀💀

[outer sage]

Ur lyin

[ivory wing]

more like 5'11

[viral epoch]

If I would be lying I'd say 75kg 6'2

[rocky epoch]

i mean , im 5'11 and im 14

[outer sage]

More like 5'10¾

[rocky epoch]

Wrong reply

[rocky epoch]

i mean , im 5'11 and im 14

@viral epoch how old r u

[viral epoch]

16, which makes it even worse

[lament jacinth]

old enough

[viral epoch]

For you

[rocky epoch]

for??

[outer sage]

Bro you guys are tall as shit

[rocky epoch]

why

how tall and old are you

[outer sage]

5'7

[ivory wing]

Short kings rise up

[rocky epoch]

aww cute

[viral epoch]

To our kneecaps

[outer sage]

13

😭😭😭😭😭

[rocky epoch]

dang

[ivory wing]

I'm 25 and 5'8

[rocky epoch]

💀💀

Nahhhh

[viral epoch]

Hey, that's average in some places

[ivory wing]

I'm latino bro

[outer sage]

How to be taller

[rocky epoch]

shorty

[viral epoch]

Yo if that's bad then I'm sorry bro

[outer sage]

Don't say that

[rocky epoch]

i grew taller alone

[ivory wing]

Nah the people where I'm from are short asf

[rocky epoch]

It's all neutral 😎😎

[outer sage]

I mean what's your dite

[rocky epoch]

i dont have dite

[viral epoch]

Eat right, moderate activity and sleep well

[rocky epoch]

i just love chicken

[outer sage]

I eat what my mom makes

[viral epoch]

Not being picky helps

[outer sage]

I can't eat chicken

[ivory wing]

Fr though being short never been a problem for me

[rocky epoch]

Why

[viral epoch]

Owww shucks why not

[ivory wing]

I don't really mind

[rocky epoch]

shorty

[viral epoch]

Short guys tend to be kinda cute

[outer sage]

Cuz I am a vegetarian

[rocky epoch]

"Uh oh , mister , can i pwease have that item on the top shelf? Thank you uwu"

[outer sage]

🥲

[lament jacinth]

Oh really?

[viral epoch]

There are many replacements for key nutrients like protein for that

[rocky epoch]

vege chicken

[outer sage]

How

[ivory wing]

yeah

[rocky epoch]

Basically fake chicken that taste like chicken

[viral epoch]

Liya, how about you share your height with the rest of us..?

[lament jacinth]

6'11

[rocky epoch]

what

[viral epoch]

Neat, now cut away 2 feet 1 inch

[outer sage]

I think I need to eat chicken

[rocky epoch]

impossible

[lament jacinth]

You need to eat child?

[viral epoch]

I do not advise you to eat children

[lament jacinth]

Im 4'10

[rocky epoch]

sus

[ivory wing]

Nice

[rocky epoch]

oh such relief

[outer sage]

BRO IT WAS MY AUTOCORRECT

[viral epoch]

Bro.

[rocky epoch]

I dont mean like that

[rocky epoch]

You sure ?? Or !!??

[outer sage]

NAH REALLY

[rocky epoch]

i cant be shorter than a girl

[outer sage]

I need to grow my height

[viral epoch]

Wait damn unc you're like as old as my older brother

[rocky epoch]

Oh yeah??

[viral epoch]

Ya thinking of pension yet?

[ivory wing]

Nah I have a 401(k)

[outer sage]

No

[viral epoch]

The future isn't looking too bright for the newer generations' pension

[outer sage]

HOW CAN I BE TALLER

[viral epoch]

Gotta start saving in provision

[rocky epoch]

I grew taller all neutral

just give it time

[outer sage]

I am gonna turn 14 in like 16 days

[rocky epoch]

bruh

[outer sage]

Yes

[rocky epoch]

I was taller at your time 😭

my birthday is may 25

[viral epoch]

I was relatively short a couple years ago

[fleet scroll]

The future isn't looking too bright for the newer generations~~' pension~~

[viral epoch]

Now I'm just average around here

[outer sage]

What was your height then

[rocky epoch]

fr

[viral epoch]

You might be onto something

[outer sage]

I wanna be tall

So bad

Like 😢😢😢

[rocky epoch]

I dont really remember but maybe same as you or 5'8

[austere garden]

Hey chat

[rocky epoch]

hello

[austere garden]

Lol imagine being shorter than a girl

[rocky epoch]

thats old

[outer sage]

@ what age

[rocky epoch]

im now 5'11

[rocky epoch]

13

[grim edge]

@lean bolt Hey

[austere garden]

Im 5’9 and 17yo

[ivory wing]

Well I already have 50,000+ in my 401(k) and I've only been working for like 2 years. I aint really worried about retirement.

[lean bolt]

What’s up

[grim edge]

sup

[lean bolt]

@viral epoch I can’t believe you’re alive

[rocky epoch]

not shorter hahaha

[viral epoch]

Indirekt and Ducky!

[grim edge]

Could you do /profile

[outer sage]

I am 1 inch shorter

[viral epoch]

Me neither

[outer sage]

Sup

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Loki Boiin (fm_loki)

This is the Chess.com profile of fm_loki. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Loki Boiin (fm_loki)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Bullet: 2300 (929 peak)

[lean bolt]

I’m 2300 with a 900 peak I’m that good yes

[rocky epoch]

Wth

[grim edge]

you dont play rapid or blitz?

[lean bolt]

I don’t need to break 1000 to reach 2300

[grim edge]

me indeed hru

oh okay thanks indirect

[outer sage]

Let's compare ***** sizes

[novel moat]

indirect coach me when

[lean bolt]

No problem

Pikachu pay me when

[viral epoch]

Damn unc that's great to hear

[novel moat]

[lean bolt]

Mitzu did you hear plooshy got banned from levy’s

[austere garden]

Dont pay ur taxes = free money

[lean bolt]

Like what he did but knowing him prolly something stupid

[viral epoch]

I'm doing oke, hbu? Anything exciting happening?

[outer sage]

Bro thinks he is Andrew tate
(Jk)

[viral epoch]

I didn't actually

[austere garden]

Andrew Tate is my dad

[viral epoch]

I'm barely visiting there anymore

[viral epoch]

Enter: IRS

[austere garden]

Jokes on them, i already mailed anthrax

[outer sage]

Let's compare 🐓 sizes

[outer sage]

Really

[ivory wing]

I owe the IRS $2 this year

[outer sage]

I am 🥦🥕🌽

[austere garden]

I owe the feds like 400,000$ but we can round that down to 0

[viral epoch]

I'm dumbfounded, what?

I don't own farm animals

[outer sage]

Yeah 🐓

[outer sage]

I mean coc-

[austere garden]

Clash of clans?

Your tweaking out like rah gz rn

[outer sage]

Nvm

🕉

[austere garden]

I dont speak Chinese

But tbh id love to learn how

[outer sage]

That's not china

[austere garden]

China numba one

[outer sage]

That's Hinduism

[austere garden]

China*

[ivory wing]

Imagine thinking hindu symbolism is chinese lol

[outer sage]

Hinduism

[outer sage]

Yeah lol

[austere garden]

Whats a hinduism

[outer sage]

Bruh

[ivory wing]

Are you mentally alright?

[outer sage]

It's a religion

[austere garden]

What is

[shy pike]

You are

[ivory wing]

Jdot is def trolling

[austere garden]

China??? No its not. Its a country. Only 1 country

[outer sage]

Yeah bro

[austere garden]

Sounds to me like yall just mad you learned the knock off chinese

[outer sage]

It's like the 4th largest religion

[austere garden]

Im only 17 😞

[past bane]

I just played a game against Levy's foot XD

[outer sage]

HEY DON'T CALL MY RELIGION AN KNOCK OFF

[austere garden]

What?

[shy pike]

hai

[austere garden]

I dont know how to read capital letters. I dont know english very well

[viral epoch]

G'day

[austere garden]

You are a 35yo on discord shresth 💀😭

[outer sage]

Yeah I am 35

[austere garden]

🤫🧏‍♂️

[shy pike]

goed

[outer sage]

🤨

[austere garden]

Idk how to translate it to fake china

China numba one 🇨🇳

[outer sage]

R u Chinese

[austere garden]

No, i just like that yellow bear cartoon

[outer sage]

Huh

[austere garden]

Its only for real china

[outer sage]

Chinese

[austere garden]

What

[outer sage]

Doramon

[austere garden]

What is that

Like the dutch or smthn

[outer sage]

No

[austere garden]

Proof?

[outer sage]

It's a cartoon

[austere garden]

Nuh uh, spongebob is

[outer sage]

He is cute

[austere garden]

Is that a pokemon

[outer sage]

💀💀💀

[austere garden]

What is that