💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

Well, you know what they say... “can't bake a pie without killing a few dozen men.”

[formal bison]

Wow

[digital phoenix]

alright im challenging doofus

[obtuse harbor]

[digital phoenix]

old man is easier

[restive storm]

you forgot the part where you have to get accepted

[formal bison]

Old man is smarter

[night briar]

bro got shakespeare spirit inside of him

[formal bison]

Play him in bullet u can win flag him

He likes long time controls

[stable mirage]

apply implies that

[formal bison]

If I were to be mod I wouldn't even use it cuz there's nothing to do it for lol

[night briar]

did u show ur face to becum mod??

[formal bison]

What did they ask u when applying for mod

Need it for bragging rights

[obtuse harbor]

Yeah I had a video call with them

[night briar]

Ig mods make 10k$ per year minimum

[obtuse harbor]

I don't remember what they asked

[formal bison]

Oh wow nvm then

[night briar]

alr

[grim edge]

Star light

Star bright!

First star I see **tonight! **

I wish I may, I wish I might!

HAVE THE WISH A WISH TONIGHT!

[obtuse harbor]

I had already been mod for levy for over a year when I applied to help here

[formal bison]

That's them getting paid

[obtuse harbor]

bruh quit spamming

[night briar]

I see

[formal bison]

U can be a mod for free but that's mainly small servers

This server big everyone is adult and gets paid be here

[night briar]

reject spamming, return to monke

[formal bison]

Is Magnus carlson in this discord server

He has to be right

[night briar]

used to be, not now

[formal bison]

Aw

[digital phoenix]

just mute

[formal bison]

No that's abuse

[digital phoenix]

what kind of mod gives verbal warning smh

[obtuse harbor]

I'm sure it's coming eventually

[digital phoenix]

the other mods dont even tell me to stop they just insta to

[obtuse harbor]

This is where I get to be relaxed with modding

[formal bison]

Guys tell me why lichess and chess com players different breeds

[obtuse harbor]

in levy's discord it's just ban most of the time lol

[night briar]

absolutely, I can feel it coming inside me

[digital phoenix]

be a power tripper like the others

[formal bison]

Is Gotham chess in this discord server

[restive storm]

delete message and warn

[mystic stream]

@obtuse harbor hello.

[night briar]

lichess users touch grass

[restive storm]

if I was a mod I'd not mute enough people

[formal bison]

Omg

[obtuse harbor]

Levy is not in here

[formal bison]

If I was mod I would abuse for fun I did it in a Minecraft server

[night briar]

levy's discord is dead all the time

[stable mirage]

I beg to differ, @polar roost

[formal bison]

Cheese

[mystic stream]

what if i changed my username to gothamchess

[formal bison]

I'm a lichess and chess com user what does it make me

[restive storm]

bro's not going to stay a mod for more than 1 hour

[night briar]

incel

[grim edge]

You know, I never had much as a kid.

Just** loving parents, stability, and a mansion...** and a thriving baked goods enterprise for me to inherit. Useless stuff like that!

[obtuse harbor]

As long as you're not trying to impersonate, it'll be good

[night briar]

bro sealed his fate

[formal bison]

I'm a great Minecraft mod

[digital phoenix]

because chess.com mods are braindead

[mystic stream]

oh really...

[upbeat viper]

owo

[stable mirage]

OwO

[formal bison]

Wow

[obtuse harbor]

[upbeat viper]

Oops wrong Chat

[night briar]

omg hey bustman

[obtuse harbor]

OwO

[stable mirage]

#2200-or-higher

[upbeat viper]

Yo

[mystic stream]

u meant to send it in the anime server ur modding?

[upbeat viper]

Lmao

[formal bison]

How do I get the role of blunder master

[upbeat viper]

I dun have that

[mystic stream]

my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

[restive storm]

my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

[upbeat viper]

Related to coc/cr clan

[night briar]

u are only in 21 servers sed

[formal bison]

Clash of clans clan?

[upbeat viper]

I used to have 100

[upbeat viper]

Yes

[obtuse harbor]

Bast, I never found the clash role on mobile for anis

[formal bison]

Oh cool

I'm town hall 9 lol

[upbeat viper]

Well you're blind

Maybe

[night briar]

who is anis

[upbeat viper]

Idk

[formal bison]

I started December last year

[upbeat viper]

Hmmm

[night briar]

chess or coc?

[formal bison]

Clash of clans

[night briar]

ok

[formal bison]

My chess journey started October 13 2023

[night briar]

what if they collabed lol

[formal bison]

Or 2022 one of those

[formal bison]

They did last year

[night briar]

what

omg i missed it

[formal bison]

It made spell chest variant and the green board bots

[night briar]

nice

[formal bison]

Yea u missed it

[night briar]

how old are u

[formal bison]

16

[night briar]

ok

[formal bison]

How old r u

[night briar]

18

[formal bison]

Have u graduated yet

[obtuse harbor]

I graduated a long time ago

[night briar]

im 19 almost

[upbeat viper]

Oldge

20

[night briar]

i was 14 when covid started now im 19

[digital phoenix]

i was a human when covid started now im human

[obtuse harbor]

I graduated from high school 19 years ago

[night briar]

I was human when covid started, now I am a depressed monke

[stable mirage]

that’s older than most of chat

[obtuse harbor]

Yep

[grim edge]

Nice pfp

[night briar]

bro graduated when I married

[orchid sun]

@obtuse harbor you suck at chess

[night briar]

your pfp nice too, thats a nice capybara

[obtuse harbor]

yea i know

[mystic stream]

@obtuse harbor you are good at chess

[grim edge]

Lol

[obtuse harbor]

nope

[grim edge]

cheese

[formal bison]

I was 12 now I'm 16

[mystic stream]

sheesh

[formal bison]

We have samme puzzle rating

[mystic stream]

thats better than like 80% of the chess population

[formal bison]

But my other stats 600+

[formal bison]

Is mine good

[night briar]

wow 2212

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Jaeden Silva (silva_r27)

This is the Chess.com profile of silva_r27. Take a look!

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Name: Jaeden Silva (silva_r27)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1604 (1660 peak)
Blitz: 1703 (peak)
Bullet: 1603 (1610 peak)

[mystic stream]

yes

[formal bison]

My bullet refuses to go higher

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> hippopottames4

This is the Chess.com profile of hippopottames4. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 333
Blitz: 746
Bullet: 416

[formal bison]

I get flagged

[formal bison]

:0

[night briar]

I am 1300+

[formal bison]

Should I go for 1800 or nah

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> lasanga

This is the Chess.com profile of lasanga. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2313 (2328 peak)
Blitz: 2402 (2424 peak)
Bullet: 2117 (2144 peak)

[night briar]

idk why u asking me lol

[formal bison]

I feel like I can probably get it but it would make me mad

Bc why not

[night briar]

bro silva u are 2400 already nice

[digital phoenix]

yes good job silva

[night briar]

yea

[formal bison]

That's not my account

[digital phoenix]

ur so good

[night briar]

ikr

[formal bison]

I'm just 1700

[digital phoenix]

the profile is there stop the cap

[formal bison]

It's not gud it needs be higher for flex rights

[night briar]

stats say 2400

[night briar]

ah so thats why people cheat

for flexing ig

[formal bison]

High chess elo equals flex rights

[grim edge]

That's @digital phoenix stats

[night briar]

ok

[night briar]

I will smash mashu

[formal bison]

Lol he's not me

[stable mirage]

no he’s mine

[digital phoenix]

sheesh @digital phoenix how so good

[grim edge]

Im underage

[formal bison]

Bros a minor

[night briar]

I meant punch bruh

[formal bison]

The age of consent in the Philippines is 12

[grim edge]

Nah u got caught lacking

[night briar]

wtf

[formal bison]

Lmaooo

[grim edge]

Okk woahh wtf

[formal bison]

America it's 17

I happen to be Filipino

[grim edge]

Ye im under 17

[formal bison]

Same

U can still do it but u just a wild one for it

[night briar]

it should be raised to 32

[formal bison]

I know many people in HS who did it

Sadly in jr high somehow

Quite sad

[grim edge]

I know middle school who lost v card

[formal bison]

Ikr it's crazy

[grim edge]

Found a condom in bathroom twice

[formal bison]

They haven't even finished puberty yet

[formal bison]

Dang

They got too excited

[grim edge]

Ye ik right a 2 stars school

[night briar]

wtf, where do u guys live

[formal bison]

Americaaaa

[grim edge]

America

[night briar]

ok that explains it

[formal bison]

🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅

Amercians are werid

And I'm American myself we a weird breed

[grim edge]

Im gonna sleep now nightyy everyone

[night briar]

people are weird in general

[formal bison]

Bye

[grim edge]

Im not American

[night briar]

bye

[formal bison]

:0

[night briar]

go sleep or I will mashu

[stable mirage]

anyone know what a kilometer is

[night briar]

raah raah raah

ok bye

[formal bison]

What the frick is a kilometer

🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅

[digital phoenix]

secs

secs

[formal bison]

Lol I learnt it in physics it's made of meters

It's like 1000 meters which is 100 centimeters for 1 meter

Some shit like that

[stable mirage]

sounds fake

[formal bison]

Bruh

[glossy radish]

secs

[formal bison]

Secs idk it

Time taken to produce 40cm³ of gas per second

That's the question lol

[stable mirage]

secs

[wise mortar]

Uwu

[mild apex]

Sec

[peak plank]

Okay chat, should I change my nick back to pixel?

[grim edge]

Nope, change it to Pixie

[peak plank]

I changed my mind

decided that your opinions dont matter

because of that statement

[grim edge]

who asked

[peak plank]

I did. I had some serious internal self-talk

[grim edge]

What do you mean?

[cobalt sorrel]

Bros trippin

[grim edge]

Maybe, it's 1 am anyway

[cobalt sorrel]

Its 11:50 am here 💀

its so hot imma melt

[grim edge]

nice, anyway, let pixie have her time and watch Aniitta's stream

[cobalt sorrel]

hmm ok

[grand gorge]

Anyone tryna run discord bullet /blitz

[minor spoke]

💀

[peak plank]

💀

[primal fern]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@grand gorge With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[rocky epoch]

It's 8am here

[cobalt sorrel]

noice its 1230 now

[rocky epoch]

Pixie is a girly name so yeah pixel is better also pixie also fairy something i forgot name but it has this emojii🧚‍♂️ 🧚‍♀️ 🧚

[rocky epoch]

I was saying 8am beacuse what u said was an hour ago

[peak plank]

Its more that a pixie and a pixel are two completely different objects

[cobalt sorrel]

hmm lol

[rocky epoch]

Currently It's 9am

[cobalt sorrel]

nice

[rocky epoch]

ye i like mornings

[grim edge]

It's a Pixie Dust fairy. It's adorable ☺️

[rocky epoch]

Yeah that

[cobalt sorrel]

are you from egypt or libya

[rocky epoch]

Egypt

[cobalt sorrel]

I KNEW IT

gmt +2

[rocky epoch]

I ask the same question 😭

i was awake and slept and woke again and she still here

Where u from?

[cobalt sorrel]

huhuhu you made bro angry

you REALLY made bro angry

[rocky epoch]

Last time i wrote something about this i got muted

[cobalt sorrel]

So did I

Shalom bro but i aint gon say nothin about this here no more

you saw nothing

[rocky epoch]

Dont worry buddy

ehh , youll see

[cobalt sorrel]

[grim edge]

I resist the alluring call of sleep, for it transports me to a realm where he and I exist in a blissful sanctuary. Yet, I choose wakefulness over the ethereal dance of dreams, unwilling to surrender to a fantasy that destiny denies me.

[orchid sun]

stfu

[grim edge]

you need to calm down. it's 2 in the morning.

[orchid sun]

not for me

its 8pm for me

i dont even know what pm means

post morning right

WHAT DOES MERIDIEDUM MEANS

stupid

[minor spoke]

The king and queen are flipped 💀

https://tenor.com/view/sweeping-the-ocean-overwhelmed-exercise-in-futility-futile-useless-gif-15445617

[orchid sun]

im from Brazil

[cobalt sorrel]

Why does this sound like ChatGPT?

[minor spoke]

I’ll leave that to u

[orchid sun]

Ok i didnt ask

[minor spoke]

Justify your answer

Provide textual evidence with in text citations

[grim edge]

Someone touched my face should I take a shower? Pls help

[minor spoke]

Don’t and pray u don’t get rabies

[cobalt sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/gif-pet-venice-bucket-water-futile-gif-16303437

[full glen]

my profile btw

[minor spoke]

He’s actually not black

Which implies nothing

[grim edge]

Please delete this

I beg

[cobalt sorrel]

burn the part of the skin which the guy touched

sheesh

[minor spoke]

Could be an alien

[grim edge]

I don't think that's a good idea

[minor spoke]

Why is that relevant

[cobalt sorrel]

it worked for me
im brown now

the indians have no clue

they think im one of them

[grim edge]

The fog is coming for you

[minor spoke]

That’s an issue with what you perceive as reality

Valid

[grim edge]

Why aliens don't increase my intelligence? I know they exist

The fog turns you into zombie

[left silo]

Does anyone else think 1min and under bullet chess should be banned?

It negatively affects players' strength and decreases the emphasis on calculation skills. Those addicted, play out of frustration for specks of dopamine and develop low attention span. It's basically the tiktok of chess world. When I was younger, playing 15/10 slow rapid helped me reduce anxiety, and stress. But now people are developing these things because of too much bullet.

Your opinion?

[grim edge]

I hope that not case

[cobalt sorrel]

<@&745328830649991179>

[grim edge]

Not reading allat

[cobalt sorrel]

huhuhu im a snitchy boi

[grim edge]

It's my dad

[grim edge]

Good please snitch on him

Lil bro

[cobalt sorrel]

huhuhu

[cobalt sorrel]

my dear disciple, i am poop, destroyer of all cuteness

i did not consume zaza, zaza consumed me

[grim edge]

1 second without

[grim edge]

What is this

This is on the same level as delulu

[cobalt sorrel]

huhuhuhuhu

[grim edge]

Stop

[cobalt sorrel]

uwu

[grim edge]

You aren't one?

Delete that message please

[cobalt sorrel]

i breathe isocyanomethne

[grim edge]

I beg

[cobalt sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-it-stop-crying-stop-that-stop-it-meme-stop-meme-gif-4767603389624698127

[grim edge]

Please

I beg you

[cobalt sorrel]

нет

[stable mirage]

what the hell did I just read

[grim edge]

Mairos and Bast arent active. I shouldn't be active, too. Adeus meus amigos!

[grim edge]

I beg you

Please man

[cobalt sorrel]

нет comrade

okay guys anyone knows arabic here

a guy tryna video call me/ message request

wants me to play cod with him or smth

how do i say im busy maybe later

[grim edge]

Can you please

[cobalt sorrel]

нет comrade

[grim edge]

I don't speak yappanese

[cobalt sorrel]

ok

[grim edge]

You have yet to delete it

[cobalt sorrel]

👍🏾

[cobalt sorrel]

delete what tho

[grim edge]

This msg

I beg you

Please

You don't understand what you're doing

Please stop

Delete that

[cobalt sorrel]

👍🏾

[grim edge]

I'm serious

[cobalt sorrel]

nyet

[grim edge]

Why?

Dude PLEASE

[cobalt sorrel]

cuz idk

why do you want me to delete

[grim edge]

Because

There was this guy who had someone say the reverse and then he expired

[cobalt sorrel]

oh poop

[grim edge]

Please delete

[cobalt sorrel]

no

[grim edge]

Why

He actually did expire

[cobalt sorrel]

ok what do you want me to delete again

[cobalt sorrel]

by doing what

[grim edge]

He said he didn't want to expire by heart attack then he did expire by heart attack

[cobalt sorrel]

ok but what has oxygen gotta do with it

i mean

[grim edge]

Because you said addict

[cobalt sorrel]

what does oxygen addiction gotta do with it

[cobalt sorrel]

okay...

[grim edge]

So maybe reverse happen and something bad happen?

The reverse of that is expiration

[cobalt sorrel]

nyet comrade
body dies when it feels like dying

[grim edge]

Because you can't prosper without it

[grim edge]

Dude

[cobalt sorrel]

i prosper with isocyanomethane

[grim edge]

Look it up

It happened

[grim edge]

Don't say that man

[cobalt sorrel]

whyy

i like it a lot

[grim edge]

It's bad

Look up basketball player

[cobalt sorrel]

its healthy for me

[grim edge]

You gotta be careful what u say

Please delete that

Please

[cobalt sorrel]

ok

[grim edge]

It's still there

[cobalt sorrel]

i deleted lol

[grim edge]

Thank you

And this pls

[cobalt sorrel]

okay.......

[grim edge]

Ty

You're a good person

[strange skiff]

yall ok?

[honest drift]

https://tenor.com/view/i-have-no-enemies-vinland-saga-no-enemies-meme-my-honest-reaction-gif-17805311993214710969

[sleek oriole]

u ok?

[lament jacinth]

Im always ok when I get to argue with my best friend doofus for entertainment and im the meanwhile making everyone think im some insane lunatic

It's my personal passion

[digital phoenix]

get rekt

[lament jacinth]

Hi weirdo

[full glen]

@digital phoenix

what do you think

dont ask how

[lament jacinth]

Hiiiii

[digital phoenix]

decent

[full glen]

"decent"

[digital phoenix]

cancer assasin player as always

[full glen]

ok

claude 22k matches

ok

[lament jacinth]

Didn't even answer me

[full glen]

hi

[digital phoenix]

hi

[viscid jacinth]

Nice

[lament jacinth]

Hi ranrhy

[viscid jacinth]

Yo

Wassup

[lament jacinth]

The roo-

Nothing much wby

😸

[full glen]

im a minor btw

[proven drift]

why is this place so dead

[proven drift]

bring back the og general name and put it on top

please

[stable mirage]

#1090365050067365948

[desert nimbus]

It's not first chat

[proven drift]

i miss the old general

[full glen]

this is as sad as the fall of Byzantium

[stable mirage]

UwU

[proven drift]

i wana make a ww2 joke

but i cant

[proven drift]

nah anitta prob watchin

[full glen]

NINJA KIWI

YOU ARE NINJA KIWI

NK IS NINJA KIWI

[digital phoenix]

yeah

[proven drift]

keep urself safe

why cant i say

ky

s

[digital phoenix]

lol

[lament jacinth]

Where is my father

Where is my mother

[proven drift]

gone

[sleek oriole]

where is my lover

[lament jacinth]

You'll find him one day

[sleek oriole]

the disrespect💀

[full glen]

"him"?

he is straight

[lament jacinth]

Straight like doofus's hairline

[stable mirage]

somewhere in this server

[grim edge]

What was I made for?

[digital phoenix]

nothing

[proven drift]

bastoura

[digital phoenix]

that too

but thats useless

[proven drift]

women

[grim edge]

When did it end? All the enjoyment
I'm sad again, don't tell my boyfriend

[proven drift]

ur lierally having an affair with a mod

[digital phoenix]

cap

[proven drift]

SERIOUSLY

[sleek oriole]

you were made from me, for me.

[grim edge]

Oh the ribs

[sleek oriole]

yes

[grim edge]

barbecued

[sleek oriole]

sure

[grim edge]

Anyway, I had a favorable dream last night. ig no more bad dreams

[digital phoenix]

all good things are followed with bad things

[sleek oriole]

thanks to me ofc

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2NmsngXHeC1GQ9wWrzhOMf?si=-stCQR5uQzyB5R9l4ohmUA

[proven drift]

oh my god and ur a swifty

[grim edge]

okay, kanye advocate

[proven drift]

oh god and ur a hater

[digital phoenix]

swifties are just as braindead as messi fans

[grim edge]

Hate is a strong word and just a waste of energy. How about we call it “indifferent”?

[proven drift]

https://youtu.be/HAo_YVzRelk?si=PIQV8ukuRZdl0x1M

fr

[jaunty kindle]

Typical 400 elo chat

[grim edge]

poor kanye got pinned

[grim edge]

Is that why you decided to say something?

[jaunty kindle]

Typical 400 elo comment

[grim edge]

I’m 674 actually

[jaunty kindle]

Impressive

[grim edge]

Not really

[jaunty kindle]

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> dahliaxchess

This is the Chess.com profile of dahliaxchess. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 774 (832 peak)
Blitz: 577 (peak)
Bullet: 517 (peak)

[grim edge]

Doofus said average rating of members here is 750

[lament jacinth]

Oh my gosh

[grim edge]

LIYAAAAA

[lament jacinth]

It's me with da at the start

HI DAHLIA

[lament jacinth]

Typical 400 elo chat

[jaunty kindle]

[sleek oriole]

why are u guys so bad at chess

[jaunty kindle]

Bruh

[sleek oriole]

u especially

[grim edge]

At least I have a really nice chess.com wallpaper background. It resonates with me

[sleek oriole]

cool but your rating could be higher

[jaunty kindle]

[sleek oriole]

time to man up

[tired wren]

why was I tagged in 400 elo chat?

y'all idiots

[jaunty kindle]

What can I say

[lament jacinth]

The dumb nerd

[tired wren]

never seen a wallpaper background resonate with an empty head

[tired wren]

shwarma

ssup liya 😗

[lament jacinth]

Lalalalala

[tired wren]

I see you're still yapping

💀💀

[grim edge]

Your name speaks to yourself

[sleek oriole]

bro shut up you dont get to even speak >1000

[lament jacinth]

LMAOOOO

[tired wren]

the classic ancient roast when you can't get a sarcastic reply... what should I say? haha?

[tired wren]

at least I have a job

[lament jacinth]

@sleek oriole personally I wouldn't take that

[grim edge]

You can say “uwu”

[sleek oriole]

i just made 140 usd this weekend lmao

[tired wren]

still running from the FBI?

[sleek oriole]

nope haha

[lament jacinth]

High intellectual conversation

[tired wren]

so you successfully got away huh? how much for the salt? yk

anyways, I don't do that stuff... they'll take away the last of my braincells

[sleek oriole]

i work on friday saturday sunday, made 140 added up, and im under 25 so dont even have to pay taxes in my country lol

[tired wren]

woah lol, you must be from Ohio

[sleek oriole]

the only thing is i need to stand all day haha

[grim edge]

screen too bright

[sleek oriole]

naah its alright. and it goes dark at night

[lament jacinth]

@sleek oriole wanna know something funny about your rizz you've been using on me

[sleek oriole]

lmaooo

[lament jacinth]

I said wanna know something funny about it

[tired wren]

10km is my daily

[tired wren]

@sleek oriole bruh, you rizzing up a minor? 💀

[sleek oriole]

yes whats funny abt it

[sleek oriole]

this is a chess discord server bro you think im serious

[lament jacinth]

This LMAOOOO

[lament jacinth]

Eh alot of.people are you'd be surprised

[tired wren]

who knows what's behind the curtains 💀

[sleek oriole]

well some people are desparate

[random drum]

u can pull girls by showing this

[sleek oriole]

u asking or telling

[lament jacinth]

Pull girls by showing them you go outside is a stretch

[random drum]

telling

[random drum]

lel

[glacial steeple]

I'm frofrom office

his

[echo niche]

Wassup chat

[lament jacinth]

Hi

[lament jacinth]

Hi

[echo niche]

How yall doing

[glacial steeple]

Great, u, I'm springtrap_springtrap_Guy from otf

[echo niche]

Nice

[lament jacinth]

Whats otf

[light bay]

gM

[glacial steeple]

off topic

[light bay]

,

[lament jacinth]

Hii

[light bay]

#howsthekid

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1fDsrQ23eTAVFElUMaf38X?si=0d016fefa8b14b75

[flint fox]

flip ur pieces around and see what you come up with

[clear night]

Hey that's my favourite song!!!

[grim edge]

It probably sucks then

[clear night]

k 200

[grim edge]

I got 800 when I did it like 5 mins ago

[clear night]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[grim edge]

You would probably get like 100

[grim edge]

w

[clear night]

[grim edge]

w? It’s probably like the worst song ever

[desert rose]

same thing

[frigid compass]

why so small

[grim edge]

you are right. do you ever get things wrong?

[grim edge]

Yes I do get things wrong

[flint fox]

portable

[clear night]

Same board

[flint fox]

nuh uh

wait what

[frigid compass]

white hung a queen and black didn't take it

nice

[clear night]

Yes

[grim edge]

i think youre just being humble. youre the type of person who never get things wrong

[frigid compass]

mines portable too but it's not as small

[grim edge]

I’m not

I get things wrong everyday

If you say so, but we all know youre the all-knowing. I am happy that youre humble.

[flint fox]

it's the typa chessboard that doesn't take much space in ur bag

like 4% of your bag will be his

[grim edge]

If I’m so smart how am I only rated 674?

because you are grounded and a nice person

[karmic marten]

woah nice people for once

lets go

[tired wren]

chess elo doesn't relate to IQ

[light bay]

400

[tired wren]

to burger king

[karmic marten]

i want burger king

[grim edge]

She said I know everything

If I know everything I should know how to win every chess game

[tired wren]

because she doesn't know anything, don't mind her

[grim edge]

Ok

[tired wren]

same, I'm on my way

[grim edge]

Wtf is Burger King?

[tired wren]

it's like McDonald's 👀

[karmic marten]

a fast food restaurant

they have basically the same options as mcdonalds but in their own way

[tired wren]

it's a secret... (I'm the burger king)

[verbal thunder]

hell

[grim edge]

There food is probably all overpriced

[clear night]

Username checks out.

[sleek oriole]

you are delicious

[verbal thunder]

youd never see my friend OR ME asking "do you wanna got to burger king"

[upbeat viper]

👁️👄👁️

[light bay]

you're not different you're just what I wanted to hear

[verbal thunder]

thats the day I DIE

[light bay]

michael ranger 2024 the poetic justice of remedy is

[clear night]

[tired wren]

[lament jacinth]

#💬〡chess-talk

[tired wren]

#yapping

[lament jacinth]

Nuh uh

[tired wren]

yehh

[clear night]

Yuh uh

[tired wren]

right, same stuffs different styles... except for fries I guess

[verbal thunder]

when you mix up gray and black, what color is it?

[karmic marten]

still the same thing in a different style imo

[tired wren]

dark gray 🤔

[clear night]

That's a forbidden question. But you get black.

[grim edge]

What are fries?

[tired wren]

that's exactly what I said

[clear night]

Chips

[grim edge]

Ohhhh

[verbal thunder]

but those arent colors

[grim edge]

That makes sense

[karmic marten]

fried potato uhhh

[clear night]

Oh so you're british too?

[karmic marten]

Pillars ig idk what to call them

[primal fern]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[tired wren]

any thing you burn in oil

[grim edge]

No

[grim edge]

Australian

[clear night]

Close enough

[verbal thunder]

i despise British people

[grim edge]

Not really

[tired wren]

you can simply call them chopped potato sticks... I guess

[clear night]

Mods bring out the guillotine.

[grim edge]

I hate the British as well

[karmic marten]

true

i didnt think of the word sticks

[verbal thunder]

im just stating the facts

[grim edge]

I had to waste time doing a hass assessment because the British brought us into a war

[verbal thunder]

British people arent humans

[clear night]

There is a difference between opinions and facts. Go figure.

[tired wren]

I did, I'm making some rn

[verbal thunder]

ill give 3 facts right now

[karmic marten]

jealous

[grim edge]

can you remove my just joined and connected roles? thank you kind sir

[tired wren]

yehh, imma add some cheese too... just imagine

that's all you can do

[verbal thunder]

1. they speak in a fancy tone that people CAN BARLEY UNDERSTAND
   2.their fanciest dish is BEANS ON TOAST, THATS HOMELESS PEOPLE FOOD
   and 3. THEY STILL HAVE ROYALTY

YOU LOST THE WAR, GET OVER IT

[karmic marten]

i prefer my fries plain

[verbal thunder]

THE NEAREST HOMELESS GUY ON THE CORNER HAS MORE DIGNITY THAN THEM

[tired wren]

they can barely understand themselves

[karmic marten]

with salt or whatever seasoning obv

[clear night]

Do I ping the mods or what??

[grim edge]

How is a homeless person gonna get toast?

[verbal thunder]

ok ok chill

[grim edge]

everyone, can you all just be nice to each other?

[clear night]

<@&745328830649991179> Hate speech

[grim edge]

If they are homeless they won’t have a toaster

[verbal thunder]

it was a joke (for legal reasons)

[clear night]

"for legal reasons"

[karmic marten]

remember

youre speaking Their language

[tired wren]

I did too, until I added some cheese... I still prefer it plain, but adding cheese sometimes is better... depending on the mood

[verbal thunder]

now your just trying to get me warned

[clear night]

[karmic marten]

ban this guy NOW!!!!

[clear night]

Fr

[karmic marten]

nah i dont like how it makes the fries less crisp

[verbal thunder]

"gets banned"

[tired wren]

still much understandable than their accent

[karmic marten]

obv theres gonna be a difference theyre in a whole different country

[tired wren]

that's true too, so I just use it as a dip

[karmic marten]

fair, every place ive seen just puts it right on them

[tired wren]

I hate that for some reason, I like it as a dip... cheese > tomato sauce

[karmic marten]

yeah dipping is way better

i prefer ketchup if anything

[verbal thunder]

if you pour milk before cereal

we cant associate

[tired wren]

I prefer cheese more, I don't like tomato ketchup for some reason...

[karmic marten]

interesting

[tired wren]

you mean "weird"

[karmic marten]

no

[tired wren]

ohh, weird sounds better though

[karmic marten]

sounds meaner to me

[sleek oriole]

u shuldnt have rejoined

[tired wren]

mean? am I?

[karmic marten]

No

[tired wren]

what do you mean by meaner?

np, wanna join for some fries? I got some ketchup too

[karmic marten]

i meant to some people being referred to as "weird" may come off as derogatory

i just think that interesting is a less offensive sounding term

[grim edge]

again, youre just 19, dond dell me whad do do

[echo niche]

Lmao

[karmic marten]

ngl i thought you were an admin or something

[echo niche]

How old are you then

[grim edge]

if youre 20 or 21, im 48

[echo niche]

And if not

[grim edge]

still 48

[tired wren]

ikr, just because my user name is dumb doesn't mean I'm dumb too... (I am but it doesn't always mean the same)

[echo niche]

If else anyways

[tired wren]

480*

[fresh wind]

you're saying that to a Brit

[grim edge]

i think he meant that british people are like gods

[tired wren]

he meant to say it I guess

[tired wren]

who? 👀

[sleek oriole]

why are you even here then no offense

[flint fox]

2 sets of checkers vs chess

[grim edge]

im offended. what you gonna do now?

[native skiff]

@strange skiff

[flint fox]

what if i'm 22+ or 13-19

[fresh wind]

why did you just ping Anitta?

[native skiff]

for her number

[flint fox]

what does black role do

[clear night]

They said no offence. You being offended is insignificant now.

[grim edge]

sunny side up or scrambled eggs?

[flint fox]

soft boiled

[clear night]

Kenya

[sleek oriole]

send you good dreams idk

[clear night]

I am so chronically online that my auditory hallucinations are the discord mention sounds.

[karmic marten]

dahlia

[iron barn]

Should've made scrambled eggs instead of those

Scrambled eggs 🔛🔝

[sleek oriole]

can you make me one of these?

[teal dragon]

Where's my plate?

[grim edge]

italian seasoning

[clear night]

No offence but it looks inedible

[tired wren]

bottle caps vs Lego people

[tired wren]

ohhkay

[tired wren]

would've tried without the veggies

[wise mortar]

What happened to liya

[clear night]

He decomposed

[slate owl]

:3

[grim edge]

i cooked it for you

[wise mortar]

Same thing

[real pulsar]

On March 17th my chess.com account is going to be 1 year old
And there will be elections here but who cares

[frozen plume]

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy.

[grim edge]

You're not cool for doing this

[frozen plume]

I made it myself and would love to express my thoughts

You mean I don't deserve freedom of speech

[novel moat]

Youre so funny man

[frozen plume]

Oh nooo I feel so sad. I'm sorry I want funny enough for you

[digital phoenix]

u actually dont not here

no one has freedom of speech

[frozen plume]

Same thing with human ri-

[wise mortar]

How to rizz a goth girl

[frozen plume]

Become a goth boy

And listen to that roses thing so loud you can hear it from someone else's perspective

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/emo-cat-gif-21321608

[fleet scroll]

remember kids

all chess is cheese but not all cheese is chess

[fleet scroll]

sing green day songs

[frozen plume]

Also someone only becomes goth because their mental state is in shambles

[wise mortar]

Been singing that for 15 years

[fleet scroll]

🤢

[frozen plume]

Like their parents got divorced or some sh8t

[fleet scroll]

wear those emo arm sleeve things

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/emo-birthday-emobirthday-gif-26825918

[teal dragon]

Chatting... Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy.

[wise mortar]

Done that when i was a kid

[fleet scroll]

you're still a kid

[grim edge]

tell her, "Do you see how dark your eyeliner is? that's my life without you by my side"

[wise mortar]

Its not even funny

[wise mortar]

Im probably older than u

[teal dragon]

Bro I didn't read all that shit

[fleet scroll]

I'm 27

[wise mortar]

Same

[fleet scroll]

:(

[teal dragon]

Golden rule is if u see a wall of shit u copy pasta

[fleet scroll]

then you should know how to rizz a goth girl

[grim edge]

or you can say, "youre pretty, these girls goth nothing on you bbg"

[wise mortar]

We are old fossil man

[wise mortar]

Yeah i was just trolling to get conversation going in this dead channel

[teal dragon]

You're pretty, these girls goth nothing on you abg

[wise mortar]

Goth girl are edgy anyway, never again

[sleek oriole]

Golden rule is if u see a wall of shit u copy pasta

[wise mortar]

I prefer femme fatale artsy girls

[teal dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/yennefer-the-witcher-femme-fatale-anya-chalotra-masquerade-gif-15971152

...so a goth

[wise mortar]

M-m-mmommy

[teal dragon]

So you have something against bbg

[wise mortar]

Idk, im asexual

[frozen plume]

What'd an asexual

[fleet scroll]

not interested in anyone

can be romantically interested, but that's about it

[silent quest]

Im more invested in my pc than any girl

[wise mortar]

Thats makes u a nerd

[silent quest]

That makes me a misogynist

[frozen plume]

Don't run after girls, make girls run after you

[silent quest]

According to a feminis

Feminist*

[wise mortar]

Insert gigachad andrew tate balding gif

[frozen plume]

It's TRUE though

[silent quest]

Girls w heels can't run

[wise mortar]

Thats an incel mentality, stop watching those videos

[fleet scroll]

I am in fact a nerd

[wise mortar]

Relationship works both ways

[silent quest]

That is true

[fleet scroll]

Bro when you watch videos about "feminists" it makes you think about women as one big group instead of treating them like individual people

women are just people, not magical creatures

[silent quest]

Hahaha

[wise mortar]

My point is, just be a decent human being

[fleet scroll]

fr. men so angy nowadays because they actually have to be good people to get a gf

[silent quest]

My point is , everyone's a monkey.

[frozen plume]

Geto mentality

[wise mortar]

Good people is nice, “nice guys” arent

[wise mortar]

We are apes true

[silent quest]

Fym girls go after bad boys .

[fleet scroll]

if someone is going around telling you how much of a nice guy they are, they aren't a nice guy

[fleet scroll]

this isn't 2005

[solar pilot]

hi

[wise mortar]

Exactly, they are being “nice” because they want something back

[solar pilot]

and bye

[fleet scroll]

do you know what girls have told me irritates them the most

when they can tell from talking with a guy that he just wants to get in her pants

[silent quest]

Bro was like im outta here

[fleet scroll]

Wanna know what they have told me they like the most?

Someone who actually listens to what they're saying and can hold a good conversation

[solar pilot]

i am back

[fleet scroll]

wb

[solar pilot]

i am ambivert

[fleet scroll]

I am OHMnivalent

[solar pilot]

and i am vietnamese

[wise mortar]

Then those type of girls is not for u, its simple really, but there are so many factors, many of my female friends said they are just trying to be nice, also those guys are intimidating, you will never know if they “rejected” those guys, which i understand

[wise mortar]

Nihao

[solar pilot]

xin chào

[wise mortar]

Lao gan ma

[solar pilot]

what?

[silent quest]

Anyways

[fleet scroll]

men also lack perspective because they don't have to worry about their safety when they go on dates with women

[wise mortar]

[fleet scroll]

cao ni ma

[wise mortar]

Scuse me

[fleet scroll]

[solar pilot]

i want to be alone yet🙃

[fleet scroll]

good for you

[wise mortar]

Watch anime

[silent quest]

Same buddh

[solar pilot]

no

[wise mortar]

Play chess

[solar pilot]

i hate anime yet

[silent quest]

Real.

[fleet scroll]

chess stinks

I quit years ago

[solar pilot]

ralley?

[wise mortar]

Play lichess

[clear night]

Tldr

[grim edge]

:3

[solar pilot]

a-

[wise mortar]

You are cheating

[clear night]

yes

[solar pilot]

what is an ambivert?

[mild apex]

Ambivert is an ambivert

[clear night]

@frozen plume

[fleet scroll]

:3

[frozen plume]

😂🫵

What

[clear night]

k 700 peak

[frozen plume]

And

[fleet scroll]

hey that looks like my ratings

[grim edge]

0:<

[frozen plume]

What does my rating have to do with anything

[fleet scroll]

nothing

[frozen plume]

Makes up for my social skill 😊

[wise mortar]

Stop elo shaming!!!

[frozen plume]

I play chess for fun I have better things to do than learnt 15 lines of London

[fleet scroll]

chess is big stinky

[grim edge]

imagine having elo period

[wise mortar]

Imagine learning openings

Just checkmate your opponent ez

[fleet scroll]

tru

[solar pilot]

bye

[fleet scroll]

just play principled chess

[wise mortar]

Bye bitch

[solar pilot]

i am study now

[wise mortar]

Hello study

[clear night]

Hello study now, I am Alpaca.

[wise mortar]

How to make alpaca noises

[fleet scroll]

just noticed i don't recognize flag in ur pfp

[clear night]

Intense Alpaca noises

[jaunty kindle]

Elo shaming doesnt exist

[frozen plume]

Isn't an alpaca a fluffy camel

[fleet scroll]

it's like a llama

TMI

[fleet scroll]

too much information

[grim edge]

agender

[fleet scroll]

ahh gotcha gotcha

[wise mortar]

HUMMMMMMMM

Dam

[clear night]

Is that a duck in your pfp

[fleet scroll]

HUMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[fleet scroll]

quack

[clear night]

@jaunty kindle Say the punchline. I dare you.

[fleet scroll]

typical 400 elo chat

[jaunty kindle]

Typical 400 elo chat

[frozen plume]

[wise mortar]

Alpaca furry

[jaunty kindle]

[wise mortar]

Thats u dont lie

[fleet scroll]

😭

[clear night]

:3

[wise mortar]

Hum daddy

[clear night]

You cannot be Sirius rn

[grim edge]

worst part is i literlly recognize that character

[wise mortar]

Yeah u are a furry too we can tell

[frozen plume]

What's a furry

[fleet scroll]

[insert slur here]

[silent quest]

Which one

[grim edge]

is there a slur for furries

[wise mortar]

Kangaroos

[fleet scroll]

there is

[jaunty kindle]

Lets try. Just put them in the oven for some hours and give it a try

[mighty pumice]

https://link.chess.com/play/k81qIS

[grim edge]

im curious

[mighty pumice]

Yo play with me

[jaunty kindle]

No u

[mighty pumice]

K

[jaunty kindle]

[mighty pumice]

Hey man wanna play

like rn pls

[wise mortar]

[viral epoch]

Ducky

[mighty pumice]

https://link.chess.com/play/k81qIS

[viral epoch]

Sup

[mighty pumice]

Chess

[jaunty kindle]

Enjoy getting several blood infections and other diseases

[mighty pumice]

https://link.chess.com/play/k81qIS

[grim edge]

mitz

[wise mortar]

Kangaroo meat is like chimken

[viral epoch]

https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx8-UxDgmoxMMT9QRh-8g40Y6aAPne_t51?si=iGXfX58H02oVkgWf

[wise mortar]

Nuke your browser

Fbi is at your door

[grim edge]

D:

[jaunty kindle]

Tell me your country. I will nuke it for you to go sure

[fleet scroll]

bro discovered vore

[clear night]

@grim edge on a ban speedrun

[viral epoch]

Anyway how are you Duckduckgo

[grim edge]

ewewew

[wise mortar]

South Zimbabwe

[clear night]

African?

[grim edge]

i subbed

[wise mortar]

Ungawa

[clear night]

Send minion gif :3

[frozen plume]

Oh I live in Andaman and n8cobar islands

[jaunty kindle]

Nukes launched. 20 mins till arrival of 10 nukes

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/you-gif-25833251

[grim edge]

current me*

[wise mortar]

Sike you got wrong country, rip southern zimbabwean

[fleet scroll]

1/10

[jaunty kindle]

Mother...

[clear night]

There is actually a game made on this scenario

[wise mortar]

Yeah lack of wig

[frozen plume]

What do you guys think about human rights

[wise mortar]

Its decent

[clear night]

I am an Alpaca

I hate hoomans

[jaunty kindle]

Some humans dont deserve rights

[viral epoch]

Yayyy

[wise mortar]

I learn it on college, its all bullshit because human are greedy fcker, but its a nice dystopian idea

[frozen plume]

Human rights are for the rich, the poor suffer

[clear night]

Upload more videos

[viral epoch]

It's been a year since I started chatting in chess.com

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lack of masculinity

[wise mortar]

[grim edge]

dont be so harsh on twinks smh