💬〡general-off-topic

[fleet scroll]

remember

all chess is cheese but not all cheese is chess

[grim edge]

truly philosophical

[fleet scroll]

correct

[fervent comet]

real

https://tenor.com/view/flying-boat-car-crash-woah-gif-3522469

[cobalt sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/slide-drift-crash-fail-gif-16909243

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/cardi-b-oh-my-god-what-is-that-gif-20005117

https://tenor.com/view/one-direction-1d-niall-horan-gif-4432537

dont smile, im telling you

you need to go back to 2nd grade fr

[minor spoke]

😭

[grim edge]

HAHAHAHA

[minor spoke]

💀

[grim edge]

you spelt it wrong

[minor spoke]

Ikr

[grim edge]

Marry me

[minor spoke]

Ok what 💀

[grim edge]

To be immortalized through someone's poems and stories. To be his eternal muse and protagonist. To be his damsel in distress.

[minor spoke]

What

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-dead-chat-skeleton-gif-25954239

[grim edge]

same

[fervent comet]

pay for my therapy now

[grim edge]

pass

[minor spoke]

Wtf

Holy

[grim edge]

guacamole

here's a dare: anyone who can ping all the mods individually will get either a TO or LO. who's g?

[fervent comet]

anyways sign the contract big boy

[minor spoke]

And y would anyone do that 💀

Wait actually las might

[grim edge]

idk hahahaha

[minor spoke]

@digital phoenix

[fervent comet]

i could but i already have one warning

otherwise i probably would have

[minor spoke]

Las has 21 warns get on his level

[fervent comet]

do you think they would warn me because of a ping?

[grim edge]

you will get LO ig

[fervent comet]

what is a lo

[grim edge]

locked out

[fervent comet]

ok i am going to do it

[grim edge]

semi ban

[fervent comet]

yea

[grim edge]

oh no

you will get locked out

[fervent comet]

<@&745328830649991179> duolingo is at my house save me

[grim edge]

that is nonsense

why you want to get TO or LO?

[fervent comet]

ik

[tired wren]

I got a lot of times, but now I know it's called a lock out...

what's TO now?

[fervent comet]

trust me it is just a chess server it does not have big impact i would not do it again i just did it for fun

[tired wren]

took out?

[fervent comet]

bast is here

[tired wren]

who's bast?

[fervent comet]

bro just checkmarked and left

[tired wren]

bro got a brain freeze

[minor spoke]

7 mods is insane

[tired wren]

[grim edge]

in this world full of mods, i want to be the owner

[minor spoke]

Fr

[wise mortar]

Bast my mouse cause I blundered my queen

[jaunty kindle]

Typical 400 elo chat

[wise mortar]

Come to chess talk, nerds fighting over there

[jaunty kindle]

[weak cairn]

nope

[viscid jacinth]

ok

[honest drift]

https://tenor.com/view/i-have-no-enemies-vinland-saga-no-enemies-meme-my-honest-reaction-gif-17805311993214710969

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1006369257040388238/1124521452637528195/magnus-carlsen-chess.gif

[grim edge]

hey everyone

[tired wren]

of who?

[tired wren]

just got something in my mind to this... that could get me banned, so I won't

[minor spoke]

Uh oh

[grim edge]

u not running from me this time >:)

[grim edge]

Keep it yourself

[minor spoke]

I demand my daily pancakes

[tired wren]

I know right, I'm smart enough to know that

[grim edge]

gives pancakes

[minor spoke]

Dumbnerd

[tired wren]

bro's sarcasm is below the ground

[minor spoke]

ITS NOT SARCASM

[grim edge]

o-o?

[tired wren]

I know right

[minor spoke]

Its entirely legitimate

[minor spoke]

Short castle

[grim edge]

I hate 500 fr

[grim edge]

o-o-o

[boreal coyote]

where did general go

[grim edge]

general used to be a place where u can say anything but keep chess related now we have this and we can do anthing

[fervent comet]

i am back

[grim edge]

Lol

[fervent comet]

i had to take the dare

[grim edge]

That was stooopid

[fervent comet]

true but i had to do it

[grim edge]

You remind me of Barney Stinson

[fervent comet]

who is that

[grim edge]

Next time, say “challenge accepted”

Google How I Met Your Mother

[fervent comet]

i am not going to risk a warn next time

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/challenge-accepted-himym-barney-barney-stinson-gif-14833442

[boreal cosmos]

Search challenge accepted on youtube, i have watched every video of that series

[fervent comet]

ok incognito mode cause idk what it might show

[grim edge]

No wayyyyy you're kidddingggg meeeer

Suit up!

[boreal cosmos]

Its not related to himym

[fervent comet]

ok

i searched it up probably did not need to go in incognito mode but it is fine

[grim edge]

Huh? I thought you watched HIMYM

[boreal cosmos]

No, challenge accepted is a yt video series by M.K

[grim edge]

MK? Hmmm who is that?

[fervent comet]

average mr bean enjoyer

[boreal cosmos]

Michelle Khare

[grim edge]

Idk her, but continue focusing on chess and miss most of the beautiful things in life

[fervent comet]

probably true

idk why but i just want to go in the forest and live alone sometimes (i might be crazy i am not joking tho)

[sacred steeple]

hmmmmm u might be crazy

[fervent comet]

i might be

[tired wren]

we focus on chess because we don't get the beautiful things in life

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/hai-gif-3398162314833221578

[grim edge]

I want a cat so bad TwT

[minor spoke]

I want that cat

[grim edge]

fr

[weak cairn]

would you eat your cat if you were gonna die of starvation

[minor spoke]

AHH WHAT DID U DO TO UR PFP

[covert cosmos]

t

[grim edge]

dva?

she's cute and I main her in overwatch

[minor spoke]

Ehhh i liked the old one better

[grim edge]

my friend was calling me furry so I changed

[viral epoch]

Yup

[grim edge]

sup mitzu

[viral epoch]

Mashu the furry doesn't sit right

Hallo Mashu

[minor owl]

keiani cuter

[grim edge]

wdym?

[grim edge]

wait till u get to michigun part

shits impossible

https://youtube.com/shorts/bxQ7N5dFBUI?si=94R_tSQzn7C3lSd-
explain please

[limber coyote]

ay yo wth so like i put my mom's debit card to buy platinum subscription to chess.com and it was like 149$ and it deducted like 1100$ from the card (i didn't pay for the yearly plan)

where can i like get assistance or smth

[limber coyote]

i paid for the month subscription and it paid a yearly subscription

[storm sandal]

👀

[lean gust]

idek, maybe ping Doofus/a mod or use #1039943660839641139 ?

or contact their support @limber coyote

[grim edge]

meow

[lean gust]

@limber coyote found the support page for you https://support.chess.com/

[median token]

hi

anyone wanna play chess

[pine tangle]

Sure but if I win I get a kiss

[median token]

💀 lichess?

[pine tangle]

Sure send inv

[median token]

nah I’d win

[grim edge]

[pine tangle]

You ain’t playing anything

[median token]

what do you mean

[pine tangle]

Oh wait send inv mb

I clicked the link above 😭

[median token]

Uhm its the same inv

[pine tangle]

Just resend inv

[median token]

cick it again in your dm

chess.com people don’t like lichess link

[haughty vapor]

@storm sandal vs me

What’s ur elo

[median token]

cap even my cat can find that

https://tenor.com/view/dym-tsk-tsk-tom-and-jerry-dissapointed-gif-21647617

[tired wren]

https://tenor.com/view/limusa-cat-playing-chess-game-kitty-gif-16752722

[median token]

https://tenor.com/view/harry-potter-severus-snape-snape-alan-rickman-indeed-gif-4496555

[median token]

💀

[minor spoke]

@shy pike

[remote bramble]

WTF 💀

[peak plank]

What?

It's a picture lol

[twin moon]

Oh btw Pixel

[peak plank]

Yes?

[peak plank]

Nice

[twin moon]

Yep, mb just surprised I hit the exact same number

[weak marlin]

don't f it up mate

[bright prairie]

@covert cosmoshi uwu

[covert cosmos]

:3

[twin moon]

I’m gonna

But last time I got to 1951, I got past 1800 in a week

So I have much better chances now that I’ve been able to improve

[weak marlin]

I'm always so afaid of the next games when I finally get a new good elo

[twin moon]

Well you can’t make any progress when you don’t play

So I just. Take a few days to rest and celebrate and probably study then move on, that’s how I handle it

[weak marlin]

sometimes I play anonymous on lichess

[median token]

💀

[median token]

you won’t know what your opp rating is

[weak marlin]

that's actually a great idea

[twin moon]

Yea I do something similar when I wanna just play or chill

[bright prairie]

hi noobs

[twin moon]

Yep, breaks are just as effective as study short term 👍

[weak marlin]

It's usually higher than on chess.com... I guess it's because lichess has fewer players. I once made an account and got rated 1600 on lichess, while I was 600 on chess.com

[bright prairie]

nop

they don't use the same elo system

[viral sonnet]

It's possible to hit 2.2k in just 3 matches 💀

[twin moon]

Yea lichess often has a higher rating

[weak marlin]

lmao... but I saw a guy from my country on chess.com that had 12 games and a 2300 rating too though

[grim edge]

ik someone who hit 3300 in one game

[bright prairie]

Chess.com uses the Glicko-1 algorithm with an initial rating of 1200 and Lichess uses the Glicko-2 algorithm with an initial rating of 1500

[median token]

what i mean is when you play as anoy it doesn’t pair with rating

[bright prairie]

@worn ice

[median token]

it eventually balance out when you hit 2200 + let say im 2300 on cc my rating on lichess would be around 2300 too

[weak marlin]

ahhh that explains a lot I guess, thank you for clearing it up

[viral sonnet]

Gyat

[viral sonnet]

Nah

[bright prairie]

@viral sonnetconnect

your account

[viral sonnet]

I'm too lazy

[bright prairie]

NOW.

[viral sonnet]

I'll connect to your moms house

[grim edge]

[bright prairie]

use /connect it takes 10 sec

[viral sonnet]

No

[bright prairie]

not the moms buddy

[median token]

😂

[bright prairie]

you get image perms :)

and a secret channel

[viral sonnet]

I gotta stay mysterious by not connecting so I can pull all the femboys

[bright prairie]

and voice perms too

[bright prairie]

you just don't want us to see ur 200 elo rating

[grim edge]

if u connect u get 50 more rizz points

[viral sonnet]

That's so real

[bright prairie]

femboys loves trusted people

[viral sonnet]

No they like men

I gotta become sigma ohio rizz top g

[grim edge]

[bright prairie]

then start edging

thats so sigma

[grim edge]

fr

tf is this

[bright prairie]

normal general

[grim edge]

sigmaburg

[bright prairie]

fr fr

[bright prairie]

i wanna see ur car

send cato images

[weak marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/omori-scared-mom-terrified-afraid-gif-21422887

[viral sonnet]

I'm already on day 51 of my edgemaxxing streak

[bright prairie]

my cat got periods today

[lean gust]

"edgemaxxing" is wild, first time I've seen that phrase

[bright prairie]

:(

[lean gust]

I'm dead

[weak marlin]

cats get periods? I thought they can only become all-time-horny for months or so

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

cant, on pc

[bright prairie]

hey they aren't like us

[viral sonnet]

chess.com server talking about horny cats is crazy

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

not knowing about basic biology is wild

[weak marlin]

I already owned 2 cats in my life, you can tell me nothing. Ok but they both had balls smh

[grim edge]

your english is deplorable

[weak marlin]

thank you

[grim edge]

yw

[bright prairie]

easier for you

[spiral moss]

Seriously, stop being a dick for a minute

Maybe you get some luck with selling this nft if u do lol

[grim edge]

it's not an nft but ok

[peak plank]

Albert died?

/profile

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Anon (form1s)

This is the Chess.com profile of form1s. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Anon (form1s)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Blitz: 2546 (2616 peak)
Bullet: 2771 (2823 peak)

[summer viper]

there

[stable mirage]

@warm hedge

hmm

[bright prairie]

@floral moth birthday when?

[bright prairie]

its a pixelated duck with agender flag i think?

[bright prairie]

meanwhile dogs are always horny

[primal fern]

@vale widget ignore ping

[bright prairie]

@vale widget bro got no enemies

[floral moth]

next year

[bright prairie]

mysterious huh

[floral moth]

oh yes

[grim edge]

Hello! Aren’t you supposed to be just in #💬〡trusted-off-topic?

[minor spoke]

Bruh wth why can’t I get any special roles smh

[grim edge]

my cat got jabaited

[minor spoke]

Human fact of the day

[minor spoke]

Wait this name doesn’t suit, it shud be ‘getting destroyed by lame openings’

[bright prairie]

i love women smh

[grim edge]

if im 1600 elo am i advanced or intermediate

[bright prairie]

intermediate

(jalouse 1400 elo)

nah seriously i think you are intermediate

[bright prairie]

get at least 1800 elo and then we can talk about advanced

[grim edge]

yar

[bright prairie]

i mean smh i would say 1900 or 2000

[stable mirage]

fact of the day people can talk in multiple channels

[grim edge]

fact of the day no one asked

[grim edge]

i dont get it

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-cat-crying-kitten-crying-05starrynight-gif-10141647709992578610

[green jungle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/499429273468403723/1132687489728004157/image0.gif

[bright prairie]

i pinged him

let my boi alone

[bright prairie]

seeing a cat cry makes me depressed

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/catsad-gif-10975270751505630184

[cursive pawn]

Time to bulk

[stable mirage]

me my whole life:

[barren hare]

st louis breeds their kids differently

[bright prairie]

Sirius best

@summer ridge we found normal Sirius

[carmine silo]

https://tenor.com/view/bulking-copyable-copy-cowbo-mayonaise-gif-2478932168876341874

[grim edge]

what is your favorite chester

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-day-spor-yapan-kedi-working-out-curl-ups-gif-12302451

[worn current]

anyone here got inf game reviews?

[grim edge]

For everyone:

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/giga-gigacat-cat-mewing-mogging-gif-12429734670640119345

[bright prairie]

@worn current connect your account please

[quaint dagger]

guys, simple yes or no answer. answer with thinking about it

[lean gust]

what's the question

[quaint dagger]

just answer it

[lean gust]

I'll play it safe and answer no

[quaint dagger]

you just play it safe

its an answer with thinking about it

[lean gust]

I think faster than I type though

ok then yes?

[quaint dagger]

okay thanks.

[lean gust]

lmao

[digital phoenix]

skedaddle

[quaint dagger]

i didnt yet

just thinking

[median token]

hi

[crimson meadow]

Hey

What does this mean
Will you now or in the future require sponsorship for employment visa status?*

[carmine silo]

No way u play krunker, I used to play in the tournaments they had on 2 years ago ez money made like 2k off of it

14 hacker tagged accounts later lol

[carmine silo]

It's asking if u don't have a permanent visa to live in the country and will need who u work for to apply for an extended work visa

[crimson meadow]

Thanks!

Appreciate it

[outer sage]

What's up chat

Good morning

[twin moon]

Good morning

[gleaming shard]

xD

[steep kernel]

ruby

[minor owl]

this is so real

character development going hard

[craggy oar]

DE-velopment

[restive storm]

Did you read the manga

[steep kernel]

yes

also ruby is right

[restive storm]

Lol

[steep kernel]

@restive storm oh by the way my discord used to be ruby hoshino

[restive storm]

I was there when you joined

Not sure if you remember

[steep kernel]

now that you mention it your profile seemed familiar

[restive storm]

Yeah I didn't change it since then
Also about the friend request
I'm sorry lol but I don't usually accept friend requests

I haven't accepted anyone's in the server

[steep kernel]

:<

why not?

[restive storm]

A little bit difficult to explain
There's a few reasons but a main one is that I dont want too many people on my friend list so I don't accept often

[steep kernel]

okay

[restive storm]

Sorry lol

[steep kernel]

I understand

[mystic copper]

Why is capturing a piece by castling isn't a rule in chess?

[shy pike]

cringe

[primal fern]

connect your account for trusted role

[grim edge]

dead chat

[twin moon]

Heyo Mash

[grim edge]

sup

[twin moon]

Nth much, wby?

[grim edge]

Waiting for jersy

[twin moon]

I see, alr

I’m gonna be going to bed, have a gn man

[grim edge]

night

[austere garden]

Hey chat

@minor owl

Im backkkkk

[digital phoenix]

hi back

[minor owl]

hi back

i am el cheesy

@austere garden

[austere garden]

😭

[minor owl]

chess server died bruh

[austere garden]

@mods ban me again

[austere garden]

Lmao fr

[minor owl]

lmao 😭 why

[austere garden]

Hi lasagna

[austere garden]

Chess fish is probably hunting us down again lol

Hi @fickle rampart

[austere garden]

U not kidding

This place is a ghost town

[digital phoenix]

no one plays chess

[austere garden]

Chess fell off

[minor owl]

ya this channels name got changed and it got shifted

downt

[austere garden]

Chesscom is washed (real)

[minor owl]

they did this channel dirty

[minor owl]

ong

[digital phoenix]

@here

[minor owl]

bold

[digital phoenix]

real i just pinged the mods also

[austere garden]

Lol

[minor owl]

💯 🔥

[austere garden]

Ill premove my #freelasagna

[digital phoenix]

shouldve done that last week

[minor owl]

😭

[austere garden]

Last week i was timed out

[digital phoenix]

unlucky

[austere garden]

Ive been timed out for basically two weeks (consecutively)

[digital phoenix]

i have 21 timeouts

[austere garden]

I got timed for dissing the queen of england. Then i came back and immediately got timed for talking in the wrong channel

[digital phoenix]

i got timed out for saying ip grabber in chess talk once

and also for calling someone fat and then calling the mod simp

[austere garden]

Lol

Lmfao

[digital phoenix]

i called a female fat and then all the mods were over me

[austere garden]

I made a british guy mad and he spammed the mods and got me timed

[digital phoenix]

cuppa tea

[austere garden]

Lmao

Bowowawa

[digital phoenix]

chewsday

[grim edge]

we play real sports now!

[digital phoenix]

football server

[austere garden]

Yeah professional cricket is where its at

[digital phoenix]

ew cricket

[austere garden]

Lol eveything except barcalona and atletico

[grim edge]

I should find a discord soccer server

[minor owl]

i once said "🐖 " and someone got offended and got me muted

[digital phoenix]

i eat pig

[austere garden]

Really just except everything but real madrid

[minor owl]

its fun to watch icl

not as fun to play

[austere garden]

It looks silly (i dont even know the rules)

[digital phoenix]

i also eat duck

some people are shocked that people eat duck

average american

[minor owl]

its like everyone in our country likes it soo much that i kinda like it for the social interractions

[austere garden]

All i know is that real madrid is the greatest in the world, therefore i need to harass people on the internet until they agree

[minor owl]

i was talking bout cricket

[digital phoenix]

i never disagreed

i just support another team

[minor owl]

real madrid mid

[digital phoenix]

real madrid > mid city

[austere garden]

Ur my opp

[minor owl]

https://tenor.com/view/square-up-fight-me-wsp-gif-19415631

[digital phoenix]

i wonder what this is

[minor owl]

lmao

[austere garden]

😳

Well now i do wonder what it is

[digital phoenix]

finger in front of camera

[grim edge]

I dislike u now >:(

[austere garden]

Lol awesome photography

[austere garden]

I dislike barca and athletico more than u could ever dislike me

[grim edge]

Barca will reach it prime again one day

[austere garden]

Yemal is gonna transfer lol

[digital phoenix]

athletic more like athletic club

[austere garden]

Lewandowski is old

[digital phoenix]

not while pessi fans are still in the past

[austere garden]

Pedri is overrated

Barcas back line is trash

Xavi 💀💀💀💀

[grim edge]

I never like barca cuz of messi I just like watching them

[digital phoenix]

watching them do what

theyre trolling now

[grim edge]

play football?

[austere garden]

I like ronaldinho a lot. Messi has always been a rat imo. Neymar is fine, but never really cared for him too too much

[digital phoenix]

where the brexit tackles at

[grim edge]

Idk Im just a fan of the club like idc about messi or the player but im just a fan of the club

[austere garden]

Barca plays at a level that’s simply worse than my la liga expectations

[digital phoenix]

jdot who do u support for wc

[grim edge]

I heard haaland going to barca

[digital phoenix]

that sounds like a fast way to lose his career

[austere garden]

I liked portugal, america, spain, and france

[grim edge]

Man Im sad modric is gone

[digital phoenix]

bro dropped an america

[austere garden]

Me too. Luckily we have all the best CMs

[digital phoenix]

put camavinga at lb

[austere garden]

Gotta have the nationalism 💯 plus we beat iran

[digital phoenix]

in football?

[grim edge]

I hope japan win the world cup ;-;

[austere garden]

both 💀

[digital phoenix]

akram afif best asian player no cap

[grim edge]

They cooked germany hard last time

[orchid sun]

im a spurs fan

[digital phoenix]

germany is washed

[digital phoenix]

how do u feel about the season

[austere garden]

Womp womp

[minor owl]

i mean they lowkey cooked last time i cant lie

[orchid sun]

good

[digital phoenix]

ten games unbeaten and then out the window

[minor owl]

they were the dark horse along w morocco

[austere garden]

I hope japan loses now

[grim edge]

Morocco gk was a fcking wall!

[minor owl]

japan was the darker horse

cuz it has no standout players

[digital phoenix]

usa was the darker horse

[austere garden]

What

[digital phoenix]

what

[minor owl]

morocco u could somewhat see had good players

[austere garden]

I am the darkest of horses (chat is this real)

[digital phoenix]

mitoma and endo

[minor owl]

japan somehow played super aggressive and won

[digital phoenix]

and then a bunch of schalke players

[austere garden]

Ngl i just wish messi got exposed for being the epstein that he probably is

[grim edge]

France have the higest chance to win ngl

[austere garden]

Lol that was a baseless joke btw chat

[digital phoenix]

how did they bottle wc final

theyre gonna bottle it again

[minor owl]

ya they are the top choiced

[digital phoenix]

2022 wc, 2016 euro

both they bottled

[austere garden]

Same thing with netherlands. The script is just too strong

[minor owl]

croatia just vanished man i was looking forward to them

[grim edge]

Guess im betting 500$ making it to semi final

[digital phoenix]

who u support for euro @grim edge

[minor owl]

croatia got to the finals 2018 and i didnt even see them play in 2022

[austere garden]

Last wc was a disappointment

[minor owl]

last to last

[digital phoenix]

croatia got the easy path in 2018 ngl while everyone was tearing each other apart in the other half

[orchid sun]

for euro i support england

[grim edge]

the europa cup?

[digital phoenix]

euro cup

[austere garden]

The only ppl happy with the last wc are the soccer equivalent of taylor swift fans

[digital phoenix]

europa cup what is bro on

[minor owl]

LMAO THAT IS SO TRUE

[grim edge]

england

[digital phoenix]

harry maguire the goat

[grim edge]

lmao

[austere garden]

Onana the goat

[digital phoenix]

they should give maguire back united captaincy

[orchid sun]

i fell in love with trent and harry kane

[minor owl]

2022 world cup was so hype it legit felt like 2012

when shakira dropped its time for africa

[grim edge]

that what make bro bad

[digital phoenix]

that was 2010

[minor owl]

mb

same thing

[cursive pawn]

EL CHEESSSYYY

[orchid sun]

bro failed the math class

[digital phoenix]

he won carabao tho

but fair enough

[austere garden]

ok

[minor owl]

barely passed

[cursive pawn]

ok

[minor owl]

ok

[digital phoenix]

ok

[cursive pawn]

ok

[austere garden]

ok

[orchid sun]

ok

[minor owl]

ok

[digital phoenix]

ok

[shy pike]

ok

[austere garden]

ok

[minor owl]

ok

[shy pike]

ok

[digital phoenix]

ok

[cursive pawn]

ok

[minor owl]

ok

[digital phoenix]

ok

[shy pike]

oki

[austere garden]

ok

[minor owl]

ok

[digital phoenix]

ok

[orchid sun]

messi

[austere garden]

sucks

[minor owl]

goat

[orchid sun]

harry kane>

[austere garden]

pepsi is the taylor swift of soccer

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-gif-27442765

[digital phoenix]

bros attacking a drink company now

[austere garden]

With these scripts the drink company might as well be handed the next balon dor rn

[minor owl]

messi plays so satisfying

[orchid sun]

messi is just lucky

[digital phoenix]

yeah like that ucl final right

[minor owl]

he cuts thru the defence like butter 😩

[austere garden]

Ppl glaze messi so hard 😭😭😭 he’s literally no better than onana at striker

[digital phoenix]

"lucky"

[shy pike]

yeah bro gets lucky every game

smh

[minor owl]

his shoot isnt that great

[digital phoenix]

2009 ucl messi lucky

[minor owl]

but his dribbling

😩

[austere garden]

dribbling is easy. Ppl dont tackle him because they know itll be a card to play against pepsi

[minor owl]

well its working

[austere garden]

Good dribbling is ronaldinho

[digital phoenix]

we need ramos to break his shoulder

or step on his hand or whatever

[austere garden]

Id set that to my pfp

[minor owl]

ronaldos shoot is insane

[austere garden]

Roberto carlos enters chat

[orchid sun]

harry kane>>>>

[shy pike]

Who is that

[digital phoenix]

this is better

[minor owl]

😭

[orchid sun]

harry kane>>>>

[shy pike]

is he messi brother

[austere garden]

I love vardy

[orchid sun]

he adopted messi ( on chess)

[austere garden]

Vardy > pepsi

[digital phoenix]

epl winnr

[shy pike]

Oh so he is father

[minor owl]

france is the taylor swift of football

[austere garden]

Ngl id take any semi pro African team over messi saurez and neymar under the condition that we choose the refs

[austere garden]

No argentina is 💀

[minor owl]

🐖

[austere garden]

@mods

[minor owl]

😭

[austere garden]

Lol

My phones gonna die

1%, adios

[minor owl]

babye

[austere garden]

Bye bye

[cursive pawn]

Bye bye

[shy pike]

ok

[upbeat viper]

[random drum]

🫃

[icy dune]

I hope whoever moved general below chess-talk has a hot pillow on both sides

[upbeat viper]

I didn't sleep

it's 6am

[random drum]

general should be on top

[alpine haven]

It’s 6 am here too

[random drum]

I've exam tmrw and I slept for 4 hours and then I took a power nap

[upbeat viper]

nah

general better here

we prefer chess

[random drum]

Idk last time I talked about chess 💀

[digital phoenix]

ok buddy

[proven drift]

Man I miss the old general

[cursive pawn]

Same

[random drum]

yes

make the old setup back or I'll abuse in french bcz I just learnt swear words

💀

[random drum]

ok

[cursive pawn]

ok

[random drum]

ok

[alpine haven]

ok

[empty ice]

ok

hi

[cursive pawn]

ok

hi

[digital phoenix]

ok

hi

[alpine haven]

ok

[formal bison]

Ok

400 bullet is a big flex

[alpine haven]

☹️

[formal bison]

I never got to be 400 bullet 😦

[static ridge]

21

ok'

21

ok

21

[random drum]

ok

[glossy radish]

h

[grim edge]

Haiii v

[glossy radish]

hiiiii

[grim edge]

Hola

[glossy radish]

xin chao

[grim edge]

Chao ban

[glossy radish]

that’s all i know 😭

[mystic stream]

cant wait to eat some AUTHENTIC roti canai

[grim edge]

Lol

[mystic stream]

@digital phoenix

[grim edge]

Go learn more smh

[glossy radish]

it’s hard

i can speak fluently

[stable mirage]

uwu

[grim edge]

If u can speak it fluently I bet you can speak fluently in the bed too

That joke didn't make much sense

[glossy radish]

idk but i can find out

[stable mirage]

[grim edge]

Oh we sure gonna find out soon

[mystic stream]

new grass?

[glossy radish]

noh

[mystic stream]

what are u trying to say

[grim edge]

Nightyy love

This is a joke btw

[full glen]

NEW GRASS

[glossy radish]

night night

[glossy radish]

hello

[mystic stream]

oh

"I eat pho"

[main viper]

Choose a number 1 2 or 3

[tired forum]

Sometimes, I like to try and changing up the pieces to see if I can still recognize the board and play properly lol

[minor spoke]

MASHU LMAO WHAT TF IS THIS 😭😭

[wise mortar]

What in bloody tarnation

[cursive pawn]

Time to read🔥😎

[grim edge]

Idk!

[grim edge]

IM BRAIN DEAD RN!

[glad canyon]

if someone takes 30 sleeoing capsules do they die
pleasse
someone
say

[digital phoenix]

hi

i beat an im

[stable mirage]

meow

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-kurt-angle-100-yard-stare-what-are-you-serious-gif-4081464694509837388

Watching Saturday Night Live for the first time today

[digital phoenix]

your MOM

[wise mortar]

Yea my mom is Sydney Sweeney

[stable mirage]

no u

[minor spoke]

💀

[minor spoke]

So is mine

[austere garden]

why did they destroy these channels

[glad canyon]

@stable mirage

[austere garden]

chess talk = general

[stable mirage]

why@me

[austere garden]

hi sirius

[minor spoke]

U seem like ud take 30 sleeping capsules

[austere garden]

he takes star bucks (extreme)

[stable mirage]

what

[minor spoke]

Whos he

[glad canyon]

just tell

[austere garden]

i better be pg cos these mods are bipolar, allegedly

[stable mirage]

idfk

[austere garden]

him

[peak plank]

[glad canyon]

ok

[topaz glen]

how do you report small typos and stuff

[stable mirage]

what

[topaz glen]

someone screwed up a tag in the description for counterturn

in variants

[stable mirage]

I think a total of 1 person cares

[topaz glen]

rude

its just bc i noticed it

[glossy radish]

womp womp

[slate owl]

ambatu

[summer viper]

hmm

[rocky epoch]

Wdym

[tired forum]

Kam

[clear night]

womp womp

[clear night]

nat

[austere garden]

hey chat

hi asser

[rocky epoch]

Hi jdot

[austere garden]

hello senor asser

when u getting the ronaldo pfp back?

if ur not doing it, ur not living right

[stable mirage]

:3

<@&745328830649991179> unfunny

very classic way to get banned

[digital phoenix]

u have to intepret it wrongly to think about it wrongly

so those who think it isnt just a bunch of emojis should be banned

[austere garden]

🗣️

[digital phoenix]

its just people thinking about emojis wrong smh

[rocky epoch]

What happened?

sirius bad

[digital phoenix]

someone said i was bad at chess

[rocky epoch]

Why ping mods then

[digital phoenix]

cos unfunny

[tidal turtle]

i got a discord notification that we're talking about tax evasion

[austere garden]

very sad

[rocky epoch]

later

[rocky epoch]

You or him

[austere garden]

epstein has been found alive in puerto rico

[digital phoenix]

he called me bad at chess so he got banned

[rocky epoch]

ohh hold up banned?? WHY

[tidal turtle]

along with stephen hawking

[austere garden]

lmfao

[rocky epoch]

a mute wouldve been enough

[digital phoenix]

cos no one calls me bad at chess

actually idk he probably got muted

[tidal turtle]

rule #2- Untrue facts cant be stated in this server

[clear night]

DayDreamz streaming Lichess in study-lounge 2

[rocky epoch]

Lama should be muted then

[austere garden]

untrue facts are the purpose of the internet lol

[rocky epoch]

Real

[digital phoenix]

whats the beef

[stable mirage]

bad person

[clear night]

Idk

[stable mirage]

bad message

[rocky epoch]

blud obssesed with me and making fun of elo

[austere garden]

asser is better than hikaroo

oh check their bios. i think i found smthn (sherlock holmes ahh finding)

[digital phoenix]

ok 500 elo

[rocky epoch]

thats true wanna know why

[austere garden]

as a kanye fan...

[rocky epoch]

cuz there are 150 million users

And there must be someone with thst name right?

"Hikaroo"

[digital phoenix]

hed still be better than u lol

[rocky epoch]

And that will be multiple people

And there will surely be someone worse than me

And thats how im better than hikaroo

im genius!!

[digital phoenix]

very hard to find

[austere garden]

the civil war is immeasurable

[rocky epoch]

Next to reaction me will be Femboy and dog not lama for the whole day

[digital phoenix]

@rocky epoch hikaroo is 1600 bullet

[rocky epoch]

Edited

@digital phoenix u suck

[austere garden]

yall seen the wilbur soot allegations 💀

[digital phoenix]

u swallow

[austere garden]

he was biting his ex 💀 💀 💀

[rocky epoch]

What the faaa

[violet flare]

hi

[austere garden]

hi gamer

oh no chat

i need to stop checking ppls bios

[digital phoenix]

whos bio did u see

[stable mirage]

you called?

[digital phoenix]

yes

[austere garden]

ppl like to put flags in there bios (ppl still do that 💀)

[digital phoenix]

i mean theres nothing wrong

[austere garden]

America oorah >>>>

i dont wanna get smited by the mods, but words probably coulda been said about the prefered flags these people all use

[clear night]

fr

[grim edge]

omg it's Monday

[austere garden]

uh oh

@minor owl

get me out of here 😭

[clear night]

Oh no. It's monday

Btw i am eating lasagna rn

[austere garden]

lasanga aint nothing but a wonderful soul 🙂

[grim edge]

dog, player, ah ge it

[digital phoenix]

can confirm

[grim edge]

Eggplant lasagna is W

[stable mirage]

[grim edge]

i forgot to buy asparagus

my salmon is gonna be lonely later for lunch

ewww what? i couldnt sleep and i suddenly remember the food i would cook today

[glossy radish]

[grim edge]

no one asked

[glossy radish]

i did

[clear night]

I didn't

[glossy radish]

moo

[grim edge]

🙄

[stable mirage]

meow

[grim edge]

you badly want to be my step dad?

[glossy radish]

buzz

[grim edge]

later today.. it's too early

[glossy radish]

honestly no one would want to

[grim edge]

why is she talking to me? i dont even talk to her

[glossy radish]

bc it’s an open discussion

yeah but u a clown

[grim edge]

nothing good happens after 2am

[glossy radish]

that’s the best time of the day

that’s why nothing good happens after two

tf no

good things happen at 2

oh that makes sense

that’s when i start school

@full glen wake

wdym

uh idk

it’s not time to sleep yet tho

something 30

something

it’s 00:30

my clocks broken

also i always wind my clock ten minutes forward

i wake up and the first thing i see is my clock

[full glen]

@glossy radish shut

nice clock btw

[clear night]

UwU

Moo

[glossy radish]

ty ty

i’m crying in ml game sucks so bad

[austere garden]

hey chat

moo

[rocky epoch]

If the person says uwu , then you should never listen to themu

[austere garden]

hi asser

[rocky epoch]

Hi

[austere garden]

moo

[bright prairie]

@austere garden hiiiiii

[rocky epoch]

Bruh

[austere garden]

hi anis

[bright prairie]

how are you doing jdot?

[clear night]

Gay

[austere garden]

im doing great, hbu anis

[rocky epoch]

Even worse

[bright prairie]

average tbh

nothing special

[clear night]

Why u contradicting urself bozo

[bright prairie]

connect your account @austere garden

[austere garden]

no

[rocky epoch]

Im not 😂

[bright prairie]

you get image perms and gif perms

[rocky epoch]

I pulled my ultimate

[clear night]

You just did

[rocky epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/its-on-jeff-the-six-youre-on-determined-look-gif-23440379

[austere garden]

but i get special pink role that u guys dont

[clear night]

True

[austere garden]

plus i can just dm someone to send images for me

[bright prairie]

are you a girl. pink is for females. now connect

[austere garden]

no im a tyranisaurus rex

[clear night]

Are you homophobic?

[bright prairie]

they can't give you voice perms and some other channels

[austere garden]

welp.

[rocky epoch]

W pfp

[bright prairie]

thanks mate

[austere garden]

its a sacrifice, but the pink role is better

[clear night]

True

[full glen]

insane

[bright prairie]

Albert will be sad

let @worn ice connect inside you please bro

[austere garden]

💀

[bright prairie]

!trusted @austere garden

[stable jungle]

@austere garden With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[bright prairie]

heheheha

[rocky epoch]

!trusted @austere garden

[stable jungle]

@austere garden With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[austere garden]

.

no

[clear night]

no

[bright prairie]

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[austere garden]

lichess > chesscom

[bright prairie]

yes

[bright prairie]

smartest just joined

[austere garden]

smartest everything

[rocky epoch]

Why

Lichess has elo Inflation

[prime valve]

anyone want to play chess?

[stable mirage]

so

[clear night]

Feminine.

[stable mirage]

huh

[glossy radish]

chess sucks

[stable mirage]

meow

[opal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/neko-cat-cute-anime-kawaii-gif-14331015

how i act towards bro for buying me food

[stable mirage]

nyaaaa

[prime valve]

chess doesnt suck

[digital phoenix]

Thoughts

[wise mortar]

Bad game

[solar crest]

hello

how is everyone

[rocky epoch]

wtf how you use 2 evo

[digital phoenix]

lvl 15 king tower

[solar crest]

hello

[digital phoenix]

hi

[solar crest]

hello

[warm tartan]

hey everyone who is playing?

[bright prairie]

when bro needs 20 dollars

[bright prairie]

People now play goblin barrel and miner in the same deck?

[bright prairie]

thanks god i stopped that p2w game

[rocky epoch]

You didnt play clash royal at 2018 then ..

[bright prairie]

i did

[rocky epoch]

I regret playing it cuz i miss It's days

Best days of life man

[bright prairie]

huh nah waste of time

like discord

[wise mortar]

[tepid relic]

Not goblin barel

[solar crest]

hi

how's everyone

[lone kelp]

hello

someone can teach me ? please

im a 400

[solar crest]

teach what

[solar crest]

same pinch

[lone kelp]

mmmmmm i want to lose

to learn

[solar crest]

wanna do a 1v1

[lone kelp]

yes

[solar crest]

imma share you my user

[lone kelp]

lets try

3+2 mins

mancevini33 is my username

[solar crest]

yo I sent

[solar crest]

I sent

it says you're in a game

[bright prairie]

@lone kelp @tepid relic connect your account please

[tepid relic]

Shut

[bright prairie]

hi furry robot

[tepid relic]

Greetings mr connect your account please

[grim edge]

Riyal

[bright prairie]

you have the wrong mindset

[grim edge]

Ba dum tss

[tepid relic]

And you don't have the OG role

[bright prairie]

yeah you make me jealous

[tepid relic]

Uwu

[bright prairie]

how to get the og role

[tepid relic]

Gotta be an og

[bright prairie]

i mean OG*

[proven drift]

Should have been here for long enough

[bright prairie]

do people still get it?

[tepid relic]

[proven drift]

I don't think so in order to be og u should have been here from the starting

[bright prairie]

oh ok

[wise mortar]

[grim edge]

nop

it's a role that was given to people who were here before the trust system

[lone kelp]

what u mean ?

i dont understand ,where ive to connect my account ?