💬〡general-off-topic

[peak plank]

you round down to 1900?

[proven drift]

Oh god ur 2500 sure

[proven drift]

....can u shut up

[frosty mountain]

nvm i dont wanna play anymore

[proven drift]

....wow that was quick

[frosty mountain]

i got bored

[proven drift]

Cmon I'm sending the challenge

[frosty mountain]

fine

unrated

[proven drift]

I can't see ur profile on cc?

[frosty mountain]

whats ur username

[proven drift]

I sent the challenge

It says that I do not match ur current settings 💀

[grim edge]

No we always round up smh

[frosty mountain]

cao

cap

[frosty mountain]

username pls

[proven drift]

disappointment_dude

[fallen valley]

Only 1940 at the moment

[proven drift]

WHATEVER ROUND IT UP

[fallen valley]

Don't undersell me, I just won another game

[mild sonnet]

Can anyone play

[proven drift]

..cmon

1900 just seems odd

So I just round it up to 2000

[mild sonnet]

Could we play

[proven drift]

Wats ur elo

[mild sonnet]

Idk

[proven drift]

....alr I couldn't care any less about ur elo

[mild sonnet]

Ok

I’ll send inv

[proven drift]

No no not lichess

I sent u a challenge on chess.com

[mild sonnet]

Ok my chess.com is PeaceXO

[proven drift]

Uh here it says ur chess.com is magoose6

[barren hare]

i hate chess

i need a new catch phrase

bobby fischer already took this one

[mild sonnet]

Magoose was meme acc

[proven drift]

.

[mild sonnet]

Yes I didn’t know it wasn’t allowed at the time

[proven drift]

Edit the msgs so mods can't see this

[mild sonnet]

Nah it’s cool

If they ban they ban

[grim edge]

5'11 vibes

[proven drift]

Lmao

[barren hare]

whats the worst pfp to have on cc

[glossy radish]

hi kiddos

[glossy radish]

a furry

[barren hare]

yea thats what i thought

maybe also homelander pfp

[proven drift]

Cow

I miss the general's activity

[peak plank]

based

[zinc bough]

I just realised the time. I live in England. Its 2:44 am. Ive been playing chess for 4 hours. 💀

[twin moon]

4th category you are a furry?

[twin moon]

You know that fat guy with the curly hair… I can’t remember what show he is from

There it is, the boy from megamind

https://i.pinimg.com/474x/78/4e/ef/784eef92cdaa91ae39c9a9b8d95f712c.jpg

Smth like this is the worst pfp

[peak plank]

no

[hexed phoenix]

dead chat fr

[twin moon]

Wait @fallen valley what does the rating graph look like with the new active players definition?

[prime valve]

its dead

[twin moon]

Oh alr so it’s still about the same

Actually is it pushed back a bit?

[fallen valley]

Actually this doesn't look like an active player list

It seems to not be updated

[twin moon]

Huh

Welp, guess we will see that when they do decide to update it

Thanks tho man

[fallen valley]

Simple math shows that there are not 70 million players

[twin moon]

Look I’m a bit slow alr lmao

[fallen valley]

No it's not intuitive

Not your fault

[twin moon]

Ah alr

Thanks for the conformation aswell then 👍

[fallen valley]

You shouldn't even have to work it backwards to check, but I did because the numbers didn't make sense to me

[twin moon]

So what does it tell us then? That it’s outdated or just inaccurate?

[fallen valley]

Likely inaccurate or based on a completely different metric. I remember seeing my friend that was a ~53rd percentile player at the time being placed ~12,000,000th globally, meaning there were about 25 million active players. Now he's ~3,000,000th at the 54th percentile.

[twin moon]

I haven’t gotten 1 in 8 moths since my last refund

Months*

[glossy radish]

dEEP

[glossy radish]

mlbb sigh

[full glen]

1WEEK MUTE ENDED

[glossy radish]

balmond and kagura or something

[full glen]

guin

[glossy radish]

am i right

TAHTS GUINE????

[full glen]

apparently yes

[glossy radish]

smh

i played with a ceci player today

cecilion or smth

[random scarab]

im like 920 bughouse so tmr ima try to get that to 1k

so sirius cant say i dont have all 1k+ ratings

[solar crest]

hi

[full glen]

that cat is completely related to tmwhat you are saying

[twin moon]

Nah off topic is wild 💀

[drowsy latch]

insane

[twin moon]

Also serius help I’m getting PTSD

I climbed all the way to 1950 4 months ago and dropped to 1775, I only just got back to 1900 a few days ago and the same thing is happening 💀

[glossy radish]

take a break ben

[twin moon]

Yea i plan to take a 1-2 day break since I just grew 19 elo today

[glossy radish]

focus on studying for a week

[twin moon]

Hmm yea maybe a week is better, regardless of the time I’ll be studying for sure

[glossy radish]

i know nothing about chess

[twin moon]

I need to polish my e4 opening repertoire before July 19th anyways

[glossy radish]

tourney?

[mossy furnace]

What do you usually play as white

[full glen]

@mossy furnace

[twin moon]

Yep, it’s both my first multi day tournament and Fide rated tournament

[mossy furnace]

Stfup

[twin moon]

Bird

1. f4

[full glen]

chess talkers are rude

[twin moon]

I’m a chess talker aswell

[barren hare]

oh i can help you

[twin moon]

What is it fellow Ben?

[barren hare]

i assume like all player you are practicing bad habits

[twin moon]

Who knows, if I was practicing them then I would aim to fix them

So lay them on me

(Please)

[barren hare]

yea but sometimes you dont even realize them

let me see your games

[twin moon]

Exactly the point haha

[full glen]

best tip yknow

[pulsar imp]

[twin moon]

Just don’t look at my most recent game, my family came bursting in the house mid game so I got swung off balance lmao

[twin moon]

Hey CB, what’s up?

[pulsar imp]

nothing much how's it going for ya ben

[twin moon]

Doing pretty good, I got a free gold today from someone I’ve been helping out

[barren hare]

wait youre doing just fine. i thought you were tilting

[twin moon]

4 months ago absolutely

But just cause it’s not happening now doesn’t mean it won’t happen tomorrow lmao

[barren hare]

oh did you repeak?

[twin moon]

I’m just gonna take a day or 2 break between games and study in that time

[twin moon]

Pretty much, my peak those months ago was 1951

Then out of nowhere after climbing from 1800-1951 in a week I suddenly didn’t stand a chance against anyone even with rest

[pulsar imp]

ohhh nicee

[twin moon]

That’s not an exaggeration btw 💀

At most it was 2 weeks

[barren hare]

ok i think you need to play more prophalyxis moves. im have a more passive playstyle so i might be bias but in this game you let your opponent maneuver their pieces very well cause you wanted to go for a quick attack with the rook. Although dont change your playstyle right now because you have been doing good the past few days.

heres the game im referring to: https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/102751823593?tab=review&move=59

[worn ice]

madsurya (1886) vs. Benjamin224816 (1870)

Move List

1. e4 e6 2. d4 d5 3. Nc3 Bb4 4. exd5 exd5 5. Bd3 Nf6 6. Nf3 O-O 7. O-O Bg4 8. h3 Bh5 9. Re1 Qd6 10. Bd2 Nc6 11. Be2 a6 12. Be3 Ne4 13. Bd2 Nxd2 14. Qxd2 Rfe8 15. Rad1 Re6 16. Ng5 Bxe2 17. Rxe2 Rg6 18. Nf3 Na5 19. Ne5 Rh6 20. Qd3 f6 21. Ng4 Rg6 22. b3 Rc8 23. Nb1 Qf4 24. g3 Qg5 25. c3 Bd6 26. Qe3 Qh5 27. Kg2 f5 28. Ne5 Rh6 29. Rh1 Rf8 30. Qf3 Qg5 31. Qxd5+ Kh8 32. Nf7+ Rxf7 33. Qxf7 

[twin moon]

In fact this is actually my highest win streak of 11 I’ve ever had besides the loss to the NM (unrated)

[peak plank]

hehe

[barren hare]

you can sometimes identify what you need to unlearn but only if you are really good at analzying your games

[twin moon]

Yea, also in general I need to learn the French exchange better

(Ik it’s technically a winawer delayed exchange but regardless)

Which is ironic considering I see it 8/10 times

But I get what you mean

[proven drift]

I'm tired and I can't sleep

[twin moon]

In positions like that I just don’t know the plans

[barren hare]

yea i mean you can look at different plans in the middle game but i dont really like the idea of studying openings too much cause it takes away from your natural intuition of the game

[twin moon]

Not saying it’s the opening but in general

[barren hare]

lol we had the same idea

[twin moon]

Yea I don’t like openings either tbh

But chess960 is too chaotic aswell

[solar crest]

hello people

[twin moon]

Ello

[twin moon]

Also Ngl I thought you were gonna grill me for playing the bird LMAO

[barren hare]

another way is to study one type of structure and try to transpose each game into that type of structure so you know the plan. this is what i do but i am weak to other types of structures, ie anything other than carlsbad

[twin moon]

Hmm so I’ll play e5 then in lichess

Since that is likely similar enough

[pulsar imp]

whatchu guys talking about

[barren hare]

bird is still playable until 2400+

[twin moon]

Plus I suck with e5 already so

[twin moon]

That’s what I’m saying

[barren hare]

middle game plans

[full glen]

chess in #💬〡general-off-topic 🤮

[pulsar imp]

chess talkers have captured general off topic?

ong

[full glen]

the fall of #💬〡general-off-topic

[twin moon]

Care to join us CB?

[twin moon]

We taking over native land with this one boys

[pulsar imp]

sure

[proven drift]

Frr I miss the old days

[pulsar imp]

which opening's plan

[twin moon]

Alt bet, now we just wait for Ben to finish his essay

[barren hare]

probably just study different plans in certain types of pawn structures. Ive realized that pawns structures are really important because you know how to reroute your pieces in those structures and you can trade into endgames and identify the weakness for you and your opponent

[twin moon]

French exchange but not really anything specific

[twin moon]

There is a book someone recommended me recently on pawn structures, I think I’m gonna check it out pretty soon

Actually f* it, I think I might just order it rn

Might aswell get the knowledge now instead of Later

[full glen]

buying CHESS BOOKS?????

[pulsar imp]

chess structures by flroes?

[mossy furnace]

What's it's name?

[twin moon]

Ye I already have a few

[twin moon]

Is that the one pixel uses?

[barren hare]

i remember fabiano had an impressive win against hans just by learning the berlin pawn structure. let me try and find the game

[twin moon]

I know he is the one who recommended it to me

[full glen]

absolute nerds

[twin moon]

Oh bet alr

[twin moon]

What do you do with your time then

[pulsar imp]

dunno

i use chess structures by flores

[proven drift]

Tell me tell me

[full glen]

shower unlike you

[proven drift]

I got like 10

[proven drift]

Thx

[barren hare]

https://www.chess.com/news/view/2023-fide-grand-swiss-round-2

d4 was the idea

it is very unintuitive

[twin moon]

Top seed just sounds so f* nasty

[twin moon]

It may be because I’m seeing it

But considering there isn’t any other move to make progress, it feels like the only move

I mean you can connect your rooks sure, but what then

[pulsar imp]

i would honestly play d4 too

[barren hare]

oh i think i know the idea. its to gain a tempo on white

[twin moon]

I mean still complete props to Caruana for seeing it, but regardless

[barren hare]

cause the bishop wouldve been on e3 stoping nf4

[twin moon]

Wouldnt you take with the queen here?

Unless I’m just being really stupid

[barren hare]

if queen takes then f5 and he probably had some other prep there

[twin moon]

You connect the rooks and let your queen have many more options to go to

[twin moon]

Hmm maybe

One opening I really need to figure out plans for is the stonewall

[barren hare]

do you play classical games

[twin moon]

Yep, I’m actually preparing for a 60 + 30 tournament in July

I don’t play them too often tho because I never know when my parents are gonna call for me or smth to help on something

[pulsar imp]

yoooo nicee

[twin moon]

Ye, the hotel is even giving a discount to tournament players

[barren hare]

stonewall is hard to find at the top level tho

[twin moon]

Fair, but considering my score against it is pretty shit it wouldn’t hurt to learn atleast some kind of set up

[pulsar imp]

against the stonewall?

[twin moon]

Yep

[pulsar imp]

you can play b3 Ba3 ideas

to trade black's only active bishop

and play positionally

[barren hare]

yea i do that

[twin moon]

Shut up and stop making me feel enraged for every time I haven’t considered that

[pulsar imp]

and for other lines there's fianchetto line too

[twin moon]

But anyways sure I’ll put that in analysis lmao

[barren hare]

cause white now has a dark square bishop which isnt very good

[twin moon]

Yea I mainly just know the Kid like set up

[pulsar imp]

dw i came to know about it after i saw a gm playing it

[twin moon]

Hmm well I gotta get my day 20 puzzles in, have a good day/night y’all

[pulsar imp]

ye it has fianchetto and Bf5 ideas as black if my memory serves me right

[barren hare]

gn

[twin moon]

Yep I’m a Texan so gn is correct

[barren hare]

oh it was nightime for me so i just said gn lol

[nimble niche]

that's the guy i 2-0ed with englund and wayward

[barren hare]

yea hes ralf hess. fide is high 2300 although he loses by timeout like 70% of the time. did you outplay him?

[nimble niche]

i did with wayward, didn't with englund

[barren hare]

i looked at his fide games later on, he plays very unpractical openings

[nimble niche]

he hung the standard Be6 Bxe6 Qh3 tactic in the wayward

forking h6 and e6

[barren hare]

how do you remember all this?

[nimble niche]

i looked at the game

[barren hare]

oh

yea i played 4 games against him

lost 1-3

i shouldve just try to flag him but i wanted to outplay him

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/102905375221?tab=review the only one i won

[worn ice]

benthecoder42 (2133) vs. R-172 (2153)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Nf6 4. d3 h6 5. c3 d5 6. exd5 Nxd5 7. h3 Nb6 8. Bb3 Bd6 9. O-O O-O 10. Nbd2 Na5 11. Bc2 c5 12. Ne4 Nc6 13. Be3 Qe7 14. Re1 Nd5 15. Nxd6 Qxd6 16. Nd2 b6 17. Bb3 Nc7 18. Ne4 Qg6 19. Qf3 Kh8 20. Qg3 Qxg3 21. Nxg3 Ba6 22. Bc4 Bxc4 23. dxc4 f5 24. f4 e4 25. Rad1 g6 26. Rd7 Rac8 27. [Red1] 

[twin moon]

Guys get on this puzzle, I can’t solve it for the life of me 💀

Don’t tell me the answer if you see it tho

[barren hare]

you want like a hint or smth?

im not very good at puzzles

but ill take a look

[pulsar imp]

dw my mic is not working so cant tell either ways lmao

[twin moon]

Nah I gotta figure it out on my own

[barren hare]

oh ur streaming rn

[pulsar imp]

wtf is this puzzle

oh wait

maybe just give up the queen against the rook

ye

[barren hare]

that wasnt really a tactic lol

i guess despardo maybe?

[pulsar imp]

there is a nice puzzle

black to move and win

[barren hare]

bh3

[pulsar imp]

shut

[barren hare]

hehe

[pulsar imp]

you prolly have seen this

Bh3!!

real brilliant move

[barren hare]

yea, thats a gm level puzzle. too hard of an idea for me to find

[pulsar imp]

while i am at it

i might as well try for 50+ survival

[barren hare]

i would but i dont have diamond

[pulsar imp]

i got free platinum for 15 days cuz i won a prize in a streamer's tmt

[barren hare]

my highest was 58 on puzzle but im not very good at tactics

[pulsar imp]

"such an idiot" thats relatable

[barren hare]

so quiet]

[minor spoke]

Hi bots

[barren hare]

shut up

[minor spoke]

[twin moon]

I mean we all are

[pulsar imp]

fr

[barren hare]

should i stream some blitz or not play for the day?

no voice

yea

my rating is kinda low rn

[pulsar imp]

just grind some rating

[barren hare]

ok ill play until 2100 cause it is pretty late

[pulsar imp]

ben you should learn some new openings fr

[barren hare]

let me stream lol

ill learn new openings when i start playing classical

[pulsar imp]

like any sicilian ig

black ofc

learning new openings sometimes gives you some more good ideas

[barren hare]

ok im gonna start grind

[twin moon]

Good luck man

[pulsar imp]

wait i was talking to the other ben lol

😭 i confused benjamin with ben lmaoo

[warm tartan]

I play the sicillian too

[pulsar imp]

i should do this puzzle challenge too fr

[warm tartan]

fr

[twin moon]

Yea

[pulsar imp]

i havent done my proper chess training since a month

[warm tartan]

shame

[pulsar imp]

exams are annoying fr

[warm tartan]

I'm glad I don't have to do those anymore.

[pulsar imp]

i have only watched naroditsky for the whole month

and did some puzzles online

[pulsar imp]

naroditsky is epic

[warm tartan]

I play two serious games a night

[static ridge]

bruh why is there only 10 people in my tourney tmrw

but its fine cuz only 4 rds so doesnt matter

[pulsar imp]

normal chess isnt fun

fischer random op

[static ridge]

its enough people

oh finally back to 1400-1599 role

[pulsar imp]

[static ridge]

after huge unbelievable heartbreaking life-ending ego-destroying tilt

finally

it has taken hundreds of years

[warm tartan]

lol

[static ridge]

fate has finally brought me back

[pulsar imp]

[warm tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/what-is-love-gif-22200319

crappy cards

[pulsar imp]

[static ridge]

is chess-talk glitching?

[pulsar imp]

look for basic tactical opportunities/factors that may happen/or are there already while calculating @twin moon helps a lot

[static ridge]

the slowmode wont stop

the slowmode on chess-talk is literally sticking at 0:01

guys help

what is going on

[warm tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/bluffing-gambling-cards-playing-cards-bluff-gif-13553925

[pulsar imp]

nah

im doing puzzle rush

[warm tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/nodding-yes-hell-yeah-chess-nice-gif-23476064

[stable mirage]

go for 50!

[slate owl]

:3

[twin moon]

Yea when I say moves out loud, I don’t necessarily intend to move there, I just like to call out instinct first then calculate

[pulsar imp]

not a bad habit

[slate owl]

im gonna play yugioh

(i have <13 iq)

[twin moon]

Yea, but overall I just need to work on my pattern recognition

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7MbT4I8qGntX4fMdqMQgke?si=4e31ad785fe14db2

[stable mirage]

:3

[stuck kestrel]

didnt ask

[stable mirage]

don’t kill it and complain

[peak plank]

fr

[pulsar imp]

anything for u babe

[stable mirage]

I meant timed rush but nice job

[pulsar imp]

i went afk for 15 mins

or 20 idk

[pulsar imp]

ong my skills are not capable of that

[stable mirage]

aw

[solar crest]

hi

[peak plank]

get to 2k then 😛

I did it.

do it in 4 hours

I gained +200 you can too

actually I lost 50 before I gained the 200 and had to regain the 50 cuz laggy computer before I changed to a different one with a mouse

bro what timezone are you in

yeah mobile is fine for bullet

[glossy radish]

hi

[peak plank]

EST
then

[glossy radish]

anyone wanna blitz 3 minutes

[barren hare]

adoption?

[slate owl]

UwU

[stable mirage]

UwU

[barren hare]

i can do a quick adoption unless your sandbagging

[peak plank]

you can adopt me you say?

[barren hare]

sure

[peak plank]

in what world lol

[barren hare]

less do 3+0

[peak plank]

oh quiet

[barren hare]

lets try

[peak plank]

not playing chess today lol, but we both know that wouldnt happen

[barren hare]

i have to be able to flag you

[glossy radish]

nope nvm i’m good

[peak plank]

in 10 games?

[barren hare]

no only the games where i might blunder

[peak plank]

smh

[barren hare]

hey thats how adoptions go

[peak plank]

true but you arent good enough for that

[barren hare]

who does an adoption in 3+2 lmao

[barren hare]

maybes when im at my peak cause its 400 above you

i could get like 7 games maybe

[mossy furnace]

What does this mean?

[peak plank]

I could prob be 2k blitz

[barren hare]

win 10 games in a row against someone

i wanna do an adoption match unrated ofc

[peak plank]

I said the same thing for bullet today and got to 2k bulet today

MST

[barren hare]

how about i adopt you in bullet?

or try to

or are you not playing today

[peak plank]

already said I wasnt playing today

I played four hours worth of bullet today

[barren hare]

wtf

[peak plank]

+200 rating cuz guylo said I couldnt get to 2k so I decided to prove him wrong

[barren hare]

even i dont do grinding sessions for that long

[peak plank]

waiting on my refunds

[barren hare]

he should owe you something

[peak plank]

meh idrc about bullet

im not doing that again

anyways one of the cheaters I played is already 2400

[mossy furnace]

Lol

[peak plank]

so they will perish soon

[grim edge]

gg

[barren hare]

i wish they had arena kings everyday. in 30 minutes i can get +50 elo

cause it only pairs me with higher players and ones that are already tilted

[peak plank]

nah arenas are just a loss of elo

[grim edge]

most of the time arenas just lose elo

cuz idiot underrated idiots

[nimble niche]

get into #2200-or-higher when?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Clown McClownface (supremechessfailure)

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Premium Member: True
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2001 (peak)
Blitz: 1806 (peak)
Bullet: 1901 (peak)

[peak plank]

I could prob get to 2200, after all I did peak 2100 6 months ago and I consider myself a lot better than i was before but ill prob have to wait till the summer, for now ill grind blitz till 2k and then go onto rapid

[mossy furnace]

What is this channel called? Shows No acess for me

[grim edge]

only 1800 blitz?

[nimble niche]

or use the fobby method

[peak plank]

im... not doing that

I dont care enough about the chats lol

[grim edge]

what is the fobby method

[barren hare]

2200 rapid?

[barren hare]

use another persons acc

[peak plank]

connect to a.... different account

[grim edge]

Oh

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> skibiditoiletflagging420

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Rapid: 2000 (peak)
Blitz: 1951 (2091 peak)
Bullet: 2200 (2212 peak)

[mossy furnace]

My bad i thought it was 1500

[peak plank]

thats okay, I can acess 1200 chat and you cant

actually wait I cant cuz I hid my rating roles

eh whatever

[barren hare]

wanna do a quick adoption match?

hmm

[mossy furnace]

Sure ig

[worn ice]

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1506 (peak)
Blitz: 1612 (peak)
Bullet: 1358 (1476 peak)

[grim edge]

Basic

[barren hare]

actually they are quite long, do you want to do blitz or bullet?

[mossy furnace]

Add me

[slate owl]

[mossy furnace]

Blitz 3 min

[barren hare]

alr

[slate owl]

i really need to stop fantasizing

[stable mirage]

Why

[mossy furnace]

Do not send link, send friend request

[peak plank]

fr

[grim edge]

When the lights get in

[barren hare]

i did

[slate owl]

cant say or im gonna get banned

[peak plank]

I expected at least 1k by now

[stable mirage]

you can dm bb

[grim edge]

I don't play rated. Sometimes, I do

[peak plank]

Well

thats reasonable

[orchid sun]

when chesscom clan on brawl stars

[barren hare]

@mossy furnace send challenge?

i sent to you as well

[mossy furnace]

I did , request no longer valid

Lemme join from browser

[slate owl]

ew balls stars

[orchid sun]

shut up

[grim edge]

looks like a fun game

just realized it was a supercell game

[mossy furnace]

https://link.chess.com/play/J9i0w4

[rocky epoch]

Me after this game

[rocky epoch]

Brawl stars is for kids smh

Play the og games clash royal and clash of clans

[orchid sun]

i dont talk to people that play caro kann

[rocky epoch]

Or you dont have child hood

[sour thorn]

hi any1 wanna puzzle battle

[sour thorn]

tru

[rocky epoch]

No child hood 😂😂

[orchid sun]

caro kann players when they get caro kann'ed

[slate owl]

maybe listen to better music then ill watch the video

[orchid sun]

i was born in the hood broski

[rocky epoch]

I dont even listen to that song

[orchid sun]

my mom raised a gangsta

[rocky epoch]

I puted it on the video

[slate owl]

then dont use it for a video

[orchid sun]

im a survivor

[sour thorn]

"puted"

[slate owl]

duh

[orchid sun]

LOl

[rocky epoch]

how to say then

[sour thorn]

inserted or smth

[orchid sun]

Put'ed

[rocky epoch]

putin

[sour thorn]

pls smn

[rocky epoch]

What is a puzzle battle

[sour thorn]

u solve puzzles in 3 mins

one with the most solved puzzles win

[orchid sun]

stfu

[rocky epoch]

@slate owl Have you listened to paradisus-paradoxum

[sour thorn]

its good for blitz

[rocky epoch]

Okay ill play that

[sour thorn]

but i want smn 1300+

[rocky epoch]

ok

[sour thorn]

nvm i gtg

[slate owl]

stfu weeb

[rocky epoch]

Im 8000

wanna play now

[rocky epoch]

exepected from a furry

Blud says listen to better songs when you dont even know this song 😂

[grim edge]

skibidi dj toilet 10 hour loop

[slate owl]

i just googled it and its an opening to an anime

it of course is trash

name 5 albums you listened to, noob

[rocky epoch]

haven't listened to it

You dont even know it and you dont know the anime

you're a complete dumbo

and i have alot more songs in my playlist anyway

[sour thorn]

just found out the max times we can puzzle battle is 1

used it up mb

[slate owl]

alot more trash*

[rocky epoch]

lets do puzzle battle 1 time

[sour thorn]

we cant

[grim edge]

good night sigma nation

[sour thorn]

i used up my daily limit

[rocky epoch]

you're just embarrassed after saying get better songs when i already have good songs

[rocky epoch]

Ok man

[slate owl]

go listen to yeezus and then maybe we'll talk

[rocky epoch]

💀

And blud says my songs are trash

[steel onyx]

hello

[slate owl]

you are neveer going to understand

[steel onyx]

i am new

[sour thorn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1053934994042671154/1070022276805820466/ezgif-1-63c70db254.gif

[slate owl]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @steel onyx, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[sour thorn]

hey new i am tekcrec

[steel onyx]

i just around 320 elo

[rocky epoch]

Tick crick

[rocky epoch]

nice

[sour thorn]

ur username is worse "asser" 💀

[rocky epoch]

In arabic It's different

[sour thorn]

are u a prost*tute or smth

[sour thorn]

?

[rocky epoch]

Atleast i aint a cricket

[sour thorn]

i live in UAE bro theres no word called asser

[steel onyx]

how to improve

[rocky epoch]

آسر

[sour thorn]

its crec lmao

[rocky epoch]

Same thing , It's Asser

[sour thorn]

alr i heard of that smwhere

what does it mean

[steel onyx]

?

[sour thorn]

#1040028251965358121

[sour thorn]

this will help

[rocky epoch]

Hm , I actually never checked for that before

Google says القوة و الشدة و الشجاعة

strong and idk what that and brave

[sour thorn]

oh so its an arabic name?

i thought its a random word bru

[rocky epoch]

yeah im egyptian bro

[sour thorn]

uk nefertiti?

[rocky epoch]

what

[sour thorn]

ur ruler bro

previous queen ig

[rocky epoch]

Oh

[rocky epoch]

idk much about history tho

[sour thorn]

oh ok

[rocky epoch]

I dont really like it

[sour thorn]

even muffin is egyptian i think

[rocky epoch]

Ok

What's ur elo

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Utkarsh Sonawane (nottekcrec)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Utkarsh Sonawane (nottekcrec)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1749 (1796 peak)
Blitz: 1390 (1558 peak)
Bullet: 1396 (1543 peak)

[sour thorn]

dont mind bullet

i play it when im bored

[rocky epoch]

Nice

[slate owl]

UwU

[mossy furnace]

I almost thought i would win on time

[barren hare]

gg

[mossy furnace]

Gg

[barren hare]

yea idk why i was thinking so long that game

[mossy furnace]

How bad did i played, first 5 or six

[dusty scaffold]

hey

i know you

[barren hare]

lemme see

[barren hare]

in the games where you didnt blunder a piece, i think the reason you lost was because you had too many weak pawns.

[mossy furnace]

Noted

[barren hare]

what openings do you play

cause i know you played the benoni but you had a weak pawn on d6

[mossy furnace]

Queens pawn , q gambit, french sici

[mossy furnace]

I have no idea

[barren hare]

i wouldnt play the benoni, it gives like a 0.9 advantage for white and the plans with that opening like playing g6 are just too slow

[mossy furnace]

Ah yes i got it, yeah i was trying to do a french set up in the weakest way possible, then you pushed your pawn, ah yes that one

[night briar]

sup Utkarsh Sonawane

[stable mirage]

[hasty marten]

It's just that I haven't met someone who is creative enough to say "would you be my house plant?" (My name is sprout 🌱 & I don't like leaving my house)

[wise mortar]

[stable perch]

does anyone here have a mousepad chess set?

[mossy furnace]

Yap, it sucks as a mousepad

[full bone]

guys does anyone here know if ethanol mixes with oil

[viral sonnet]

Anabolic steroids in ur balls

[warm hedge]

hey girlie

[stable mirage]

hush daughter

[clear night]

Hi furries :3

That would reduce the average elo of this server to around 800

[novel moat]

[grim edge]

ugh

i am listening to this playlist. i dont like it. it's not upbeat. i want to listen to upbeat and fast songs. have you listened to DJ Jeeh..that's the funk i like

[stable mirage]

ok 600

[grim edge]

ok no fide rating

[full glen]

fide rating are for nerds

[stable mirage]

ok 600

[nimble niche]

W

[stable mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/vladimir-kramnik-vladimir-kramnik-is-typing-interesting-cheating-gif-7271389210124433565

[nimble niche]

all i had to do was not play bullet on my phone at 3am

why didnt i realise that earlier

[full glen]

because you are stupid

[nimble niche]

most of the draws were stalemates

[grave mica]

allo

who wanna chess

[grim edge]

My day has been planned. I'm a busy bee. Don't ping unless important 😠

[oak cliff]

can't read shit

[opal birch]

pretend to like people and talk to boyfriend

[strong berry]

thats not how it works, walmart can't pay you negative money so it jumps up to the next integer which is 2billion something

[oak cliff]

no

that's the dumbest thing I've heard all year

[steep kernel]

just realized I was using chess t*alk

[grim edge]

their handwritting is more shit

[grim edge]

your personality is and hey, it's just 5 am... calm down

[bright prairie]

i got it

Blunder Master !

[sharp galleon]

[bright prairie]

@sharp galleonwhats fog of war

[slate owl]

UwU

[sharp galleon]

a variant

you can only see the squares your pieces can go to

[bright prairie]

no girl with pink girl today

[bright prairie]

why did they give you this role

[slate owl]

what'

[bright prairie]

pink hair *

my bad

[sharp galleon]

I chose this myself

[bright prairie]

is that an of account ? 💀

[steep kernel]

what? no

[grim edge]

🚬

[hardy sentinel]

Are any of you Russian?

[mossy furnace]

Wanna learn Russian language?

[bright prairie]

hi cato owner

[slate owl]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1124062163703705662/1202261426014789662/IMG_2786.gif

[hardy sentinel]

Yes

[bright prairie]

😂

[mossy furnace]

Then this is a wrong server to ask

[bright prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-boy-kisser-furry-guy-in-tuxedo-meme-gif-1496794360216779371

[mossy furnace]

Wtf are these furry shjt

[cosmic kite]

Hello everyone

[hardy sentinel]

the Russian servers I found were all dead

[cosmic kite]

[bright prairie]

wow

[cosmic kite]

?

[bright prairie]

i was going to tell you to connect

but you are an old member

[cosmic kite]

Connect what?

[bright prairie]

your chess.com account

[cosmic kite]

You could do that?

[bright prairie]

to discord to get image perms and voic perms and more chanells

[hardy sentinel]

lost chance years ago

[bright prairie]

yes use /connect

[cosmic kite]

Huh, never knew that

[mossy furnace]

I think there is russian gaming server, where people actually practices russian, theres like 30 vcs , i was there learning, i forgot the server name, i wil let you know

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-meme-gif-6685457771534397088

[bright prairie]

bro is an OG and didn't know

[hardy sentinel]

Ok

[wild kite]

@clear night nah bro you really played the dark knight against me smfh

[cursive pawn]

Grocery shopping
Read pride and prejudice
Clean apartment
Talk to boyfriend
Pretend you like people

[wild kite]

HE SACS THE BISHOP

[clear night]

Ahahahahahhahayaya

[wild kite]

BRO

WTF I PLAYED PERFECTLY

[clear night]

Do /profile

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> heyimbadfr

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1556 (1690 peak)
Blitz: 1292 (1764 peak)
Bullet: 1214 (1434 peak)

[clear night]

Was that really you?

[wild kite]

yes wdym

💀

[clear night]

I thought it was someone else nvm

Sounded like that jakubkoba guy

Thank you for the win tho

[wild kite]

😭 such a good find man

[sour thorn]

what does that do

[clear night]

"find"

Yeah wtf did that sac even do

But very interesting indeed.

[sour thorn]

check on g3 does nothing

OH its prob smth with the rook

[wild kite]

wtf

its literally the most brilliant thing ive done my whole life

[sour thorn]

what does it do

[clear night]

Well what did it do?

[wild kite]

rook f1 and attack lol he's suffocated

ill win the bishop back

[sour thorn]

well i was close

[clear night]

WhT after Rf1 tho

I just defend with my queen. What is the line?

[wild kite]

this is basically what would happen

this^

you cant move shit

i mouse slipped on the way to h

[clear night]

Interesting.

[wild kite]

qh5 qe8+ and i win your bishop

😭 😭

[clear night]

Rather than "you can't move shit" you can win my queen bozo

[wild kite]

yea i mean qh7 rook f7

[clear night]

Very very interesting.

[wild kite]

i meant queen e8

king h7 rook f7

i didnt calc this tho

💀

[clear night]

Of course you didn't.

[wild kite]

😭 i spent like 2 minutes

then i just hoped

[clear night]

Spending time doesn't necessarily mean that you come up with good ideas.

[wild kite]

it was a good idea tho?

[clear night]

Qg4 was

[wild kite]

idc what anyone says its literally the move of my life

[wild kite]

😭

[clear night]

Brilliant moves on chess.com are a scam.

[wild kite]

idc if its brilliant or not

[clear night]

Felt like I never had any chances

[bright prairie]

i just love women

wanna be loved back

[wild kite]

🤡

you literally played the dark knight gambit

[clear night]

Its funny how you knew how to counter it. You used to play like 800 on your old account. I guess they gave you some extra luck on this account.

[wild kite]

i know my knight attack theory

[clear night]

Interesting.

[grim edge]

i am sorry i love u

[clear night]

Welp, imma play some more rapid. Chess speaks for itself.

[wild kite]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-care-didnt-ask-cope-_ratio-skill-issue-canceled-gif-24148064

im maad

😭

[bright prairie]

pretend that you like people ? what about us

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/27rZYxE4l21wTaovX4WTnI?si=DIbk-0KOR8WW06CIPg7E1A

[grim edge]

Thanks! I love myself, too!

[restive tulip]

how to win from elani

[opal birch]

how i look myself in the mirror before going to school

[grim edge]

None of the above. I show love to myself by not letting anyone in in my life. No one must experience the best of me, but myself. Anyway, play more chess.

[green jungle]

same

[bright prairie]

so i need to be a girl to love myself

[green jungle]

how dare you assume the persons gender. Guys cancel this person

[bright prairie]

[opal birch]

you can always be gay

[grim edge]

I may be in the mood to play chess with you later today. I want to know how an 800 plays chess.

[clear night]

(:

[hexed phoenix]

a4 f4 bx3 nf4 k4e p30 O-O rk3x

[bright prairie]

you were 800 elo too

[wise mortar]

Classist chess player

[grim edge]

Anis is just 1600. Nothing too crazy about it

[bright prairie]

yall have a great day

[wise mortar]

U too

[solar pilot]

hi

is everyone here?

[clear night]

Dahlia 1v1?

[toxic stream]

Question how can I get my fide rating on discord

[clear night]

Just put your fide ID in your bio or smth and put your live rating in about me or next to your name

[grim edge]

omg, I said later today. Calm down, alpie

[solar crest]

hi

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> thedivineleo

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1239 (peak)
Blitz: 765 (774 peak)
Bullet: 274 (306 peak)

[solar pilot]

bye

[cobalt sorrel]

oxygen bad guys
dont breathe it

[viscid jacinth]

People can't even live 2 minutes without oxygen like damn bro

[cobalt sorrel]

theyre addicts

[viscid jacinth]

why are you so addicted

[cobalt sorrel]

unlike me

[viscid jacinth]

Same here

[cobalt sorrel]

i dont need oxygen
i need family

[viscid jacinth]

Ew

[cobalt sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/domjay-jayblixt-gif-21415160

[viscid jacinth]

Family addict

[grim edge]

Okay, but you have to wait in line. ☺️

listen to this song while waiting for me https://open.spotify.com/track/3TFoEJe5zNuHZStRboWPxg?si=85baa558b7204cc8

:3

[grim edge]

heather better imo

[grim edge]

i cant relate to that song. People Watching is the summary of my life

[wise mortar]

Dead channel

[desert nimbus]

Hi

[finite oak]

hello

[grim edge]

eh

[primal fern]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @finite oak, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[limpid forge]

true

[glossy radish]

morning children

[clear night]

:3

[bright prairie]

connect

your account

now

[grim edge]

What does :3 mean? It looks like a butterfly wing

[clear night]

Didn't Dahlia have the spain flag earlier?

[bright prairie]

cat mouth

[bright prairie]

why do you care

[clear night]

Just making sure he isn't doing something illegal.

[grim edge]

I looked like a Spanish princesa in that pfp so I had to change my location, but I remembered Bikfoot

[finite oak]

Hey Anis!!! Is it necessary to connect account?

[grim edge]

He said he would paint me like one of his French girls

[clear night]

How much more till 'later today'?

[grim edge]

:3

[grim edge]

Just wait. I am still reading

[clear night]

UwU is another slur btw.

But time zones exist.

[bright prairie]

no but you get Pictures perms and voice perms and more channels

[bright prairie]

where

[chrome gale]

Anita Max wynn

[grim edge]

type this on the search box from: bikfoot french

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/sasquatch-gif-21839775

[still socket]

Anyone rated 1000 wants to play games and practice?

even lower idm

[grim edge]

are you ready for it?

https://tenor.com/view/taylor-swift-ready-for-it-gif-10322562

[teal dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-west-king-gif-24584158

[wise mortar]

UwU :3

[grim edge]

omg alpie is prob sleeping now ugh

[clear vault]

youre a man dont say that

[lean gust]

UwU

:3

[wise mortar]

Whats a man anyway, its just a social construct

[clear vault]

a masculine behavior is the behavior of high testosterone embraced in actions and words, its not masculine and manly to embrace low testosterone and act feminine

[final gust]

Can someone plz help me with something

[clear night]

Yup

[still socket]

anyone wanna play some rapid?

[clear night]

Sorry was in game

[wise mortar]

Well thats stupid, im busy being just a decent human being let alone try to act “manly”

[clear night]

Anyways, this was the result.

[wise mortar]

That UI is atrocious

[clear night]

Threw completely.

[final gust]

Could someone rate this on a scale of 1-10. Or tell me what
I can do to make it more catchy

[grim edge]

omg im scared.. go join study lounge 1 then send me unrated rapid link

[wise mortar]

7/10

Love the nostalgia vibes

[grim edge]

if i lose thrice in a row, know that i am just warming up

[final gust]

How cni make it 10/10

[wise mortar]

Music

Wait theres music

[clear night]

Is it ok if I join 2-3 hours later? I accidentally fell asleep.

[wise mortar]

Make it a “dreamy” music

[final gust]

Is the message obvious?

[grim edge]

huh

[final gust]

Noted

[wise mortar]

Idk maybe rephrase it in one sentence?

[final gust]

Noted

[final gust]

Know any examples?

[wise mortar]

Idk really, just open some youtube playlist, the original song is cool but i think its kind of not matching with the “dreamy” filter. Of course its just my personal taste

[final gust]

Hmmm

Original as in the tune or the rapping?

[wise mortar]

Or play some 80s music cause the the technology right

Can i suggest New Order - Dreams never end intro?

[wise mortar]

The rapping

[finite oak]

right!!!

[slate owl]

haha yes guys im a youtuber frfr

(i have 80 subscribers and havent uploaded in 2 weeks)

[wise mortar]

Lemme subscribe

[final gust]

Lemme look it up

[wise mortar]

Is it too dark if you use high contrast black and white? I think it would be fit with the rapping

God im such a critic

[finite oak]

Channel name?

[slate owl]

nuh uh

[clear night]

Thanks Dliaha for the games. I finally had the opportunity to beat you at chess. One day the adoption will be complete. And I apologize for your skill issue.

[grim edge]

AHHAHAHAHAHA "I apologize for your skill issue" lmao

and yes, be grateful that i played with you

[clear night]

Oui moi Madame.

[grim edge]

not everyone has the privilege to play with me

[wise mortar]

Dahlia is thought you are 2000

[grim edge]

also, nothing weird, but why is your cc wallpaper pink?

[clear night]

Looks funny and I like this theme in general.

I also use Lolz piece sound.

[wise mortar]

Report for cheating

[clear night]

I am the Kramnik here, not you.

[wise mortar]

Which is why

[clear night]

Only I can report you for cheating.

[wise mortar]

Interesting

[clear night]

Stop stealing my lines.

[wise mortar]

Very very interesting

[clear night]

Dang. Your username is wery wery interesting.

[wise mortar]

So does this

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> weryweryinteresting

This is the Chess.com profile of weryweryinteresting. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1210 (1219 peak)
Blitz: 974 (1073 peak)

[wise mortar]

These mfs 900 in blitz is so good

Give my peak back bozos

[zealous panther]

ppl in blitz are crazy

[clear night]

Fr. I just played against Dahlia and they are 500. Almost lost because of two dumb moves.

[viscid jacinth]

Interesting

[wise mortar]

Honestly fck blitz

[viscid jacinth]

Nah I can beat blitz people for sure

[wise mortar]

Only real man playing rapid

[zealous panther]

[wise mortar]

[wise mortar]

Wear dresses

[clear night]

Yeah. True players are @grim edge d

[lean gust]

“Doesn’t know notation” and “5-10 seconds per move” is just me 😎

[viral epoch]

Don't forget oblivious to their winning streaks

[peak plank]

how did you know im secretly a titled played

[clear night]

(:

[peak plank]

also why would 1500-2000 be sus

wouldnt it be much much more?

[clear night]

Because no one cheats before 1500, and most cheaters above 2k are banned usually.

[peak plank]

not true at all lol

many cheaters above 2k are not banned]

im currently waiting on one 2500 to be banned

[clear night]

But they will probably be found and banned soon.

[lean gust]

I was playing a few times a day and got cheater refunds every week. I'm 800

[clear night]

Welp ig I have to increase the range

I would say something but it would probably get me timed out, so I won't.

[grim edge]

spill the tea

[lean gust]

Alpaca have you tried your preferred share of my opening things

[clear night]

Dahlia basty told me not to impersonate you. Even though I literally had a different display name. I didn't have the heart and the period in my name.

[clear night]

No.

[lean gust]

cool

[grim edge]

are you impersonating me?

[clear night]

no

[peak plank]

I would say 2k+

[clear night]

I just named myself the flower Dahlia. Not the person Dahlia.

[peak plank]

or even 2200+

[grim edge]

ha! youre silly. dont do that

[peak plank]

the petrov is actually goated I might but it in my main rep

[wise mortar]

I hate chess

[grim edge]

1500+ online elo rating is nothing if you dont have fide rating

i said what i said

[wise mortar]

Liya > Dahlia

[grim edge]

or at least if you dont play OTB with local rating

[clear night]

A flower is better than a shawarma.

[wise mortar]

Simp

[clear night]

-_-

Simp for whom? They both are literally males

[wise mortar]

That i agree

[clear night]

Btw aren't you the guy with minion fetish.

[wise mortar]

Im not

You got the wrong guy pal

[clear night]

Oh that's @bimbobaggins

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/minion-but-despicable-me-pool-swim-gif-16227921

Dont say minion fetish ffs

[peak plank]

dont

[clear night]

I need to calm down.

[wise mortar]

Too much blitz

[grim edge]

Der Alte and Alpaca ≅ to femboy minions

[wise mortar]

Im into crazy girls not minions

[clear night]

Hey! Don't say that about me ): I don't even like minions.

[wise mortar]

Yes you do you ask for more gif in my dm

[clear night]

??

[lean gust]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-little-sexy-back-sexy-bikini-gif-12072915

[wise mortar]

My fellow connoisseur

[wise mortar]

U deleted it

[clear night]

No I didn't.

[wise mortar]

Yes u did

[lean gust]

does using this gif mean I'm into minions 💀

[wise mortar]

Sadly yes

[lean gust]

I guess I'm a connoisseur

[clear night]

Check DMs. I wouldn't have deleted your messages. Stop lying.

[wise mortar]

[clear night]

I don't like minions at all (:

[fervent comet]

minions is not bad

[clear night]

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/despicable-me-gru-steve-carell-fly-to-the-moon-shrink-the-moon-gif-3412795

genius plan

[clear night]

[fervent comet]

facebook moms going to cancel you hide

[clear night]

[rocky vale]

@clear night Hello hello

[clear night]

No one pinged me.

[fervent comet]

i think no one pinged you

[rocky vale]

Took a while for me

[fervent comet]

lol