💬〡general-off-topic

[foggy anchor]

That's how the Greek philosophers see people hahaha

[stable perch]

google homunculus

[bright prairie]

no

[tardy portal]

tf

[proven sapphire]

why is expert fobby locked out? and the hash slinger guy?

[grim edge]

omg! I have been released from my self-made agony. i cried for sleep and got the best eight hours of my life, the god heard my weeping, and now, i am back.

[hasty trail]

Guys

There's 2 fat birds eating

Poor black bird can't eat

[glossy radish]

LMAO

nooo go get him a separate bowl 😭

[golden badge]

Society

[bright prairie]

he got no rights

#blackbirdslivesmatter

[topaz path]

lol

fr

fr

fr

[primal fern]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[bright prairie]

@primal fern your chessboard deserves some love

put some oil in it

oil him up.

[novel moat]

[grim edge]

@bright prairie you are your obsessions with chessboard is unacceptable, you shall perish this idea.

[bright prairie]

are you jealous

oil up lil chessboard @primal fern

[primal fern]

I’m not sure what oil is good for walnut chess sets

[bright prairie]

tung oil

[primal fern]

I guess walnut oil or mineral oil would be good i just googled it

[bright prairie]

Danish Oil

@primal fern chatgpt said tung oil Danish oil and linseed oil

now oil up

lil board

[grim edge]

My chessboard is new, untouched, and unavailable for everyone but me. How can jealousy sprout in my mind?

[bright prairie]

the chessboard got 0 body count

[gleaming jasper]

No mates yet

[bright prairie]

you should go explore every square on the board

[gleaming jasper]

Why are chess sets oiled?

[bright prairie]

protect them

from dust. uv light and sun

[primal fern]

i guess to keep the quality of the wood in good condition

[gleaming jasper]

Ahha

[primal fern]

allows them to be protected

[gleaming jasper]

Good to know that

[grim edge]

i would gladly do so, but there is no other soul to do it with. i haven't found an agreeable opponent to play chess otb

[bright prairie]

it seems we're both in search of that perfect opponent

[alpine creek]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-emoji-discord-react-skull-react-stippystompy-infinite-loop-gif-11027671312549723534

[alpine creek]

https://tenor.com/view/giga-gigacat-cat-mewing-mogging-gif-12429734670640119345

[bright prairie]

@worn ice bro

[primal fern]

how does albert have a rating of 12-1300

[bright prairie]

😂

[grim edge]

could be, but our paths are different. may the odds be ever in your favor

[bright prairie]

he got events announcement and chat overlord

[bright prairie]

[grim edge]

you need luck

[bright prairie]

i need more than that

[alpine creek]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-emoji-discord-react-skull-react-stippystompy-infinite-loop-gif-11027671312549723534

[foggy anchor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbyGHDMPA7E

[upbeat viper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3zKEKIp-cQ

for good vibe

[foggy anchor]

so good

Omg they're both so good

[grim edge]

id rather you send yt videos of people playing the piano

[foggy anchor]

Except RBY has the best gym leader music

[upbeat viper]

hm

I can do that

[grim edge]

yes, entice us with your taste in music

[upbeat viper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9tcHoD6r0c

there

[foggy anchor]

Ravelling

[upbeat viper]

maybe

👀

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRgQgr4-at8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRlHKQXjzZY same vibe

[grim edge]

by order of the peaky fcking blindahhhhssssss

[foggy anchor]

Why does it keep going to Metallica ffs

[upbeat viper]

lmao

[grim edge]

i thiknk you should just DM these links to me.

[foggy anchor]

https://youtu.be/rGPT50XhbEg?si=3MHuEvkQkXWmmN3z The song that Paganini copied off of Blackpink

[grim edge]

youre spamming now

[upbeat viper]

nah

[foggy anchor]

Alr we got it

[upbeat viper]

because those are different videos

[grim edge]

/ban

[upbeat viper]

:)

[foggy anchor]

Frederick Chopin is the best pianist of all time.

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 2001 (peak)
Blitz: 1806 (peak)
Bullet: 1901 (peak)

[upbeat viper]

don't forget liszt

[grim edge]

you like chopin, huh?

[upbeat viper]

yeah

[foggy anchor]

Chopin was better than Liszt. More depth

[upbeat viper]

chopin is very nice

[grim edge]

i watched a film about mozart. i liked it. have you seen it?

[upbeat viper]

mozart is meh

and probably

[foggy anchor]

Don't say it's Amadeus

[grim edge]

it is

[upbeat viper]

classic

:')

[foggy anchor]

I fng love that film

Feel like watching it again

[upbeat viper]

orchestra mozart >> piano mozart

[foggy anchor]

Yep

[upbeat viper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1-TrAvp_xs

[grim edge]

i like it. i was 100% into that film

[upbeat viper]

I know that question

and I'm not Magnus

[stable perch]

just resign

[foggy anchor]

I hate how they took out some scenes, I love the deleted scene when Mozart is teaching the family with the dogs and he just walks out and drinks a bottle of wine on the way home then when he gets to his house his father is at the top of the stairs and is dressed in Don Giovanni gear

And the main release just deletes all of that

[upbeat viper]

nop

it was asked to Magnus

it's a famous one

:')

[foggy anchor]

https://youtu.be/QQpH_FL93zE?si=IdwhqgTG3TrzbTWk This btw

[upbeat viper]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CVqK8qP0dYs

[slate owl]

:3

[stable perch]

hes so hot

[foggy anchor]

Mozart was literally the biggest G of the late 18th century

[grim edge]

got it, i like the sound of his laugh. hes goofy

[foggy anchor]

Ahahahah I know it makes the film

[grim edge]

i think i have seen this part. lol

[solar crest]

how's everyone

[grim edge]

you should listen mozart's laugh.

[foggy anchor]

Is it possible to project ourselves to his location and hear him play and talk? That would be absolutely awesome

[grim edge]

im rewatching pride and prejudice. i might watch amadeus again later today or tomorrow.

[hardy sentinel]

The brasilian's music are The best

[teal dragon]

Dahliaaa!! 🐇

[foggy anchor]

The only Brazilian's music I've listened to is Hector Villa-lobos and Bellini

Ima listen to Bob Dylan now

[hardy sentinel]

Listen bruno e marrone

listen to "evidências"

[grim edge]

Cheffffff

[grim edge]

brazilian funk...DJ jeeh

[hardy sentinel]

funk is only +18

[grim edge]

i think star wars is cool. i havent watched it tho

[hardy sentinel]

Mbp is the best

[grim edge]

i figured. the beat is fire.

[hardy sentinel]

Listen to MBP

[grim edge]

send me spotify links. i will get back to you for feedback

[hardy sentinel]

Ok

[hardy sentinel]

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7egW6I9Z7iS2glkXu7QZ7t?si=rYrWaWcERkGJC2uUvCeBuQ

[grim edge]

thanks

[hardy sentinel]

the best songs on the playlist are seu Jorge

[carmine silo]

https://tenor.com/view/bradio-jrock-rock-funk-jfunk-gif-23665172

[solar crest]

hi

[random drum]

https://open.spotify.com/album/3UFq6P2Qu3yNM2hMZqfZ1Y?si=4hOJGba0Q6mbfN8MV-pQIA

[tawny sonnet]

Hi

[solar crest]

I got Iconic Unacademy subscription free for 7 days

I can activate it anytime I want

[tawny sonnet]

Go study 🤓

[solar crest]

Geez I just took a break

[tawny sonnet]

You said the same line two times

[solar crest]

which line

[tawny sonnet]

You are from CBSE board?

[solar crest]

obviously

ICSE too expensive in my area plus far

[tawny sonnet]

I arrogance of cbse board 💀

[solar crest]

I wanted to go to ICSE but it was expensive and far from my home

[tawny sonnet]

You said you study this time that time

No one asked

[solar crest]

different days, different rules

[tawny sonnet]

Which school bro?

[stable perch]

💀

[tawny sonnet]

What a royal cat 🤩

[solar crest]

why should I tell

[tawny sonnet]

How much you have to study to tell everyone that you are studying

[grim edge]

Icse is so expensive here like 4 lakh for a year in Bangladesh

[tawny sonnet]

Even toppers don't care lol

[solar crest]

then why do you care about my life

[solar crest]

fr

my mother studied from ICSE, her fees was like 3k or 4k per anuum

[grim edge]

for studying abroad Icse is best..but if u wanna prepare urself for exams like neet,jee u should stick to cbse

[tawny sonnet]

I don't care about lol you just coming every time and saying I have 2 minutes and then vlass

It's like people asking for your time

[solar crest]

I have no friends or a couple only IRL

[tawny sonnet]

Go have a life then lol

[solar crest]

so should you

[grim edge]

i don't even have a friend i talk to ai all the time

[solar crest]

dang me to

[tawny sonnet]

I just comeback lol

[solar crest]

toppers have to make sacrifices

[grim edge]

c.ai?

[solar crest]

My mother doesn't force me to study, neither my dad

[solar crest]

ChatGPT

[grim edge]

same lol

[tawny sonnet]

How much you scored Last semester lol

[solar crest]

you only said you don't care, why I tell

[grim edge]

try c.ai too its human alike

which class r u in muichiro?

[solar crest]

ok

[tawny sonnet]

Bro go take some conversation in IRL that will make better

[grim edge]

irl ppl can be more mentally draining ngl its not always about touching grass

[solar crest]

you should also

[tawny sonnet]

Bro i touch enough

[solar crest]

I touch grass everyday for 15 minutes, its refreshing

[grim edge]

u just need to find people with whom u no longer need a social battery to talk with

[grim edge]

thats great

[solar crest]

I am preparing for NSEJS

[stable perch]

imagine having friends

[solar crest]

its hard

[tawny sonnet]

Both are mentally unstable nothing to say bye

[solar crest]

imagine

[grim edge]

lolz

[solar crest]

actually you are mentally unstable because you have a problem with a normal life conversation

[grim edge]

i have so many I talk to several chatbots they're my bestest friends

[bright prairie]

@grim edge connect your account please

@tawny sonnet you too

[grim edge]

anyways if someone wanna talk and rant feel free to knock lol

[tawny sonnet]

Don't ping me

[bright prairie]

no problem just connect your account

[tawny sonnet]

You are just a normal player lol not even a mod

[worn ice]

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[bright prairie]

yes. never said i was a mod :(

[tawny sonnet]

Why you are nagging then?

[bright prairie]

i want the best for you my friend

[grim edge]

@vocal night check this out https://discord.com/channels/387637011965804544/1040028251965358121 and if you have more questions about chess, post your question to #💬〡improvement-talk

[tawny sonnet]

I have enough mind lol i can do it when i want

Or i will not do why you care

Just leave

[bright prairie]

are you having a bad day?

[tawny sonnet]

Lol

[hardy sentinel]

@grim edge what your rating

[tawny sonnet]

Nope you just ping randomly

[grim edge]

774 and counting

[hardy sentinel]

Sad

[grim edge]

It is sad

[bright prairie]

huh

tell that to @rotund glen

[bright prairie]

i didn't ping you randomly. i saw that you didn't connect your account and i wanted to tell you that you can connect your accounts to get image and voic perms. and also a channel for trusted people

[slate owl]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[tawny sonnet]

I Said you are not a mod duh

[bright prairie]

!trusted @tawny sonnet

[stable jungle]

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[tawny sonnet]

And stop ping me

Bro I am leaving

[bright prairie]

bro

[hardy sentinel]

I want to create a tik tok account to post games. what do you think?

[bright prairie]

TikTok is shit

discord too tbh

[slate owl]

[slate owl]

dont unless ur over 2000

[solar pilot]

H H II
HHH II
H H II

[slate owl]

my eyes hurt everytime i watch those videos

[solar pilot]

?

[bright prairie]

hi duck

[solar pilot]

hi

quack

[bright prairie]

he thinks we care

[slate owl]

frfr

[solar pilot]

...

a

[slate owl]

anyways 5th and last day in japan i saw 15 pink haired girls

[solar pilot]

/e dance

/e bye

[primal mirage]

u defo went for the anime

[bright prairie]

bro i hope you don't take pictures

[primal mirage]

how was the food there tho

[bright prairie]

defo for the nsfw animes

[primal mirage]

shld be awesome, atleast from what i heard

[primal mirage]

bro going out at night, yk why :))

sleep at day, go out at night 👍

[bright prairie]

[slate owl]

bit too salty but good enough

[primal mirage]

shi i see, i mostly wanna go to japan cuz of food lmao

[slate owl]

also it was for a family trip, you weirdos

[primal mirage]

thats what id say too

[bright prairie]

that's weird

go to Germany

[primal mirage]

why 💀 i go to countries to eat

i did, food was not bad, but unhealthy af 💀

[viscid jacinth]

Tf am i doing

[primal mirage]

ayo that nose is diff

[bright prairie]

better than us food

[bright prairie]

just draw a muscular R

[primal mirage]

ong 💀 when i was in new york, i dont think ive eaten usa food once

[viscid jacinth]

Lemme get better at drawing first duh

[primal mirage]

i was eating goddamn asian food or italian 🤣

[bright prairie]

draw an oiled up R

[primal mirage]

crazy

[bright prairie]

they think French fries or hamburgers are from the us

[primal mirage]

💀 too stupid for words, tbf what is american food tho?

[bright prairie]

it's like uk food. doesn't exist

[primal mirage]

they dont rly got authentic cuisine

ong 💀

[bright prairie]

most liked dish in the UK is Chicken Tikka Masala

[grim edge]

dipping chicken wings in soda

[bright prairie]

fu*ing chicken tikka masala

[primal mirage]

LMAOOO, nah but ong, indian food there be actually decent

[bright prairie]

yes it is. it's just no a uk dish

[primal mirage]

true

[primal mirage]

thatd be ...

[grim edge]

its true tho

[primal mirage]

chicken wings supposed to be crispy

dont they get soggy in soda 💀

[rigid summit]

should i??

i will be rich

[primal mirage]

why would u ever gamble

[rigid summit]

bro im doubling

[grim edge]

noooo

[primal mirage]

so? 💀

[grim edge]

uhmm

[primal mirage]

stop it here ngl

[rigid summit]

tell me liverpool will lose

tell me man city will lose

[grim edge]

don't gamble u r risking it all

what if they don't?

[rigid summit]

ill cry

[grim edge]

life is uncertain

[rigid summit]

but it wont lose

[grim edge]

don't curse me if they win or lose just a advice rest is ur wish

[rigid summit]

but i will be rich-

[bright prairie]

@grim edge congratulations you connectd your account

[grim edge]

: )

[grim edge]

i think u r mature enough to make ur decisions do whatever u feel is right : )

[rigid summit]

man send me money and i multiply it for u

[grim edge]

aint got that much money bro U r asking to the wrong person lol

still saving money for my next built

[rigid summit]

ez man the little u got we work it from there

[slate owl]

me when men with no kids see ghosts vinyl talks to me:

[mild sonnet]

Hey

[grim edge]

Don't count me in

[bright prairie]

what

[rigid summit]

ok, do you know aviator?

give me 10 dollars and i will make you a fortune or run your pokets

[slate owl]

(i just got one)

[bright prairie]

i love women

[mossy furnace]

I love ki...ttens

[bright prairie]

huh

[peak plank]

I love KID

actually nah

KID is mid

[bright prairie]

old better

old is gold

[peak plank]

which is what alex keeps on calling me when he looks at my opening choices

[grim edge]

/just cut my fingers how's yall doing

[wise mortar]

Meow

[mossy furnace]

Doing great with a finger

[grim edge]

i haven't become fingerless tho its just a minor cut

[grim edge]

kids are delicious

[mossy furnace]

Oh no no, i meant me hving 1 finger

[grim edge]

more tender meat

[grim edge]

i see

[hardy sentinel]

Wait....

[peak plank]

sorry, *the KID

[grim edge]

He means King's Indian defense guys

[peak plank]

of course I do

trying to figure out how to beat the KID but it seems to strong

[grim edge]

Can I ask you something

[peak plank]

yes?

[grim edge]

Come dm

Don't

😭

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/minion-but-despicable-me-pool-swim-gif-16227921

[peak plank]

!alt

[stable jungle]

fill up the form https://support.chess.com/article/596-can-i-have-multiple-accounts

[summer viper]

anyone here that streams?

I got some questions

[peak plank]

@thorny loom

[stable mirage]

h4 h5 gg

[rigid summit]

i put my money on virtuals and they hit it 😭

[summer viper]

Send their discord pls

[rigid summit]

bro u were right

they are going to hit it 😭

[desert oxide]

I'm his dad his good don't worry

[viral epoch]

That's somehow even worse

[peak plank]

the pric is NOT the KID

satire

and even if he was then he is dogshit at chess cuz I beat him 8-1

not that he isnt trash regardless

[jaunty kindle]

Just beat the kid

[desert oxide]

I'm playing don't be angry

[stable perch]

ew

[lone spindle]

ok

[peak plank]

like you can even string two wins against me

just look at our score.

what is 0.2^10?

thats the chance of you adopting me

[abstract edge]

damn

[peak plank]

you think just because my bullet rating is lower im worse than you? lol

I could prob get to 2k bullet

also when have I lost to you in a bullet game

I dont think I ever have

10s is not bullet lol

its not even chess

ultrabullet != bullet

and kung fu chess has chess in the name too

kung fu chess isnt chess boxing

[grim edge]

wtf

[lean gust]

Beans for breakfast 🗿

[dire cargo]

Wsg chess nerds

[mystic stream]

Yikers

[grim edge]

thank you 🙏 have all these cards except hog rider so I can make this deck soon maybe

[outer sage]

Hola 👋😄

[dawn sky]

Do cc ban stallers. Or is the rep useless

[limpid forge]

❔

[dawn sky]

So many losers here who time out instead of resigning or playing

[limpid forge]

never happened to me

[stuck kestrel]

stalling is against the rules

not sure if they get banned for it tho, maybe just a warning

[dawn sky]

Then you don’t play chess

[limpid forge]

btw i do

[clear vault]

Yo is there any filter that would make this better lookin

[lean gust]

try adding more saturation and/or increasing contrast/increasing black point

from what I see it's just like, grey and not "shiny"

maybe adjust the highlight option up or down

[lean gust]

almost like there's a grey film over the whole frame

[dawn sky]

Then you’re senile or lying

[pine panther]

wtf is the hype abt

[fervent comet]

WAKE UP

[wise mortar]

UwU

[grim edge]

Just Joined hate

[stuck kestrel]

we hate just joineds

[fervent comet]

pink panther and popeye the sailor>>>>

[wise mortar]

This is the best channel on this server

[stuck kestrel]

fax

[wise mortar]

Dont let people tell you otherwise

[fervent comet]

fax

[grim edge]

Hi

[fervent comet]

we can not die like this

[fervent comet]

hi

keep the chat alive

[stuck kestrel]

a

[wise mortar]

Dont talk in chess talk

[stuck kestrel]

b

[fervent comet]

yes

[wise mortar]

U just did

[fervent comet]

it should become ded

[fervent comet]

i did not see it

[wise mortar]

Im watching u

[fervent comet]

@stuck kestrel do not betray us

[stuck kestrel]

wenemechainsama

[stuck kestrel]

tumajabisaun

wifenloof

astelifterbraun

[wise mortar]

VVV-Venlo

[fervent comet]

bro thats what you get for breaking the mewing streak

[stuck kestrel]

i can mog u

🤫 🧏🏻‍♂️

[fervent comet]

🤫 🤫 🤫 bye bye

[wise mortar]

Bernard the bear

[fervent comet]

bro used the deaf man emoji

[wise mortar]

Levy rizzman

[alpine creek]

this is levy

[wise mortar]

Sheeeeshhh

[stuck kestrel]

🤯

[stuck kestrel]

[alpine creek]

is this u

[wise mortar]

No some random furries

[alpine creek]

good

[wise mortar]

Whats the appeal of being furries

[stuck kestrel]

its me

[alpine creek]

levy rizzman

[wise mortar]

I dont get this thing

[alpine creek]

i o

i do

[fervent comet]

they want to be unique

they think it looks cool when it clearly does not

[alpine creek]

well they really set off my alergies

[fervent comet]

fr fr

[alpine creek]

people dont know this about me, but im severely allergic to cringe

[stable perch]

they 'like' animals

[alpine creek]

if they have a pet then i feel sorry for the pet

[wise mortar]

I just cant wrap my head around the idea

[sleek oriole]

no wonder i blocked @wise mortar . only weird stuff and gifs

[wise mortar]

You cant name all the kinky shit but i just cant understand furries

[fervent comet]

same anyways did you guys ever have any school fights

[wise mortar]

Its your loss

[wise mortar]

Never

[stuck kestrel]

always

[fervent comet]

i only had one in which i came victorious

[wise mortar]

“Victorious”

[stuck kestrel]

most of mine just end in a draw lol

[fervent comet]

yes

[wise mortar]

Did you request a draw or?

[stuck kestrel]

Nah

[fervent comet]

stalemate

[stuck kestrel]

yes.

[fervent comet]

and 50 move rule

[stuck kestrel]

repetition

[fervent comet]

yes

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/slap-fight-silly-friends-gif-14496224

Thats u probably

[stuck kestrel]

real

[stable perch]

literally me

[fervent comet]

nah i used my elbow in the fight

[stuck kestrel]

if i wanted to i could punch the shit out of them but i just push them cuz i dont wanna get expelled

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/mosh-moshpit-hardcore-hardcore-dance-rekt-gif-22655144

[fervent comet]

i just did a jumping elbow to the back and that ended the fight

[stable perch]

ok big guy

[wise mortar]

Bro learn muay thai

[stuck kestrel]

how the hell are u using elbows

and ur not expelled or suspended?

[fervent comet]

so i was sitting on a bench some dudes come towards me the start kicking me and pulling my hair i got up selected a guy and just elbowed him

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/mmaden-battersea-mma-gif-22238939

[fervent comet]

i could have but i did not care at the moment

[stuck kestrel]

elbow is brutal

[fervent comet]

it was stupid elbow that he could have dodged but he was one of the bit chubby kids so that did not happen

[fervent comet]

it was to the back not to the face

[stuck kestrel]

bruh

[fervent comet]

he started crying and i went away

that was in 7th grade

[stuck kestrel]

💀

[fervent comet]

he messed with me so i did what i should have

[stuck kestrel]

ok but why elbow

that just seems complicated

why not just a normal punch to the face

[fervent comet]

adrenaline rush

[stuck kestrel]

lol

[fervent comet]

i could have idk tbh

[fervent comet]

if i hit the elbow wrong that could have sent me to jail tbh

but thankfully it did not so thats fine

[stuck kestrel]

nah

i dont think they send 7th graders to jail

[fervent comet]

fr fr

[fervent comet]

i mean if i hit it on the spinal cord or smth

[stuck kestrel]

if he was chubby he probably couldve absorbed it

[wise mortar]

Bro chatting in chess talk

[fervent comet]

true

[fervent comet]

he was

[fervent comet]

i am a real one i do not

talk there unless i am playing chess

[stuck kestrel]

this place dead, its only us 3

[fervent comet]

true

[stuck kestrel]

we need to recruit more men

[wise mortar]

[fervent comet]

tell me your fight story

[fervent comet]

go get some from the chess talk

[stuck kestrel]

i dont have one , i have many. none of them were very serious tho

[wise mortar]

Okay i will tone down my femboys trolling and all kind of cringe stuffs

[fervent comet]

thats good fights never go well

[stuck kestrel]

i cant elbow or punch anyone sadly cuz id get expelled

[warm hedge]

society is a social construct

opnions on this ?

[fervent comet]

i risked that but all the teacher said was if you do something again we will change the section (the teachers that saw the fight were kind hearted)

[wise mortar]

Im to eepy to answer that

[stuck kestrel]

i aint gonna put in that much effort bruh

[fervent comet]

otherwise i probably would have got expelled

that happens in my college

[stuck kestrel]

lucky

[warm hedge]

give me the adress ill make sure they are never able to walk again

[fervent comet]

this is discord not the dark web

[stuck kestrel]

tf do u mean by that 🤨

[wise mortar]

Because it’s dangerous things to do, hell i always avoided fighting, you will never know whats gonna happen, you or other people can hurt their head and die, they can carry weapons and you die

[warm hedge]

im going make them play the carokann for 10+ hrs straigght

[stuck kestrel]

what u gonna do to them 🤨 🤨

[fervent comet]

i would have avoided that fight but i was surrounded

[warm hedge]

that will be enough .

[stuck kestrel]

thats a war crime

[fervent comet]

noone carries a weapon in 7th grade in school

[wise mortar]

Joke on you i would like that

[wise mortar]

Depends where you live

[fervent comet]

there were terrorist attacks on schools that year so everyone got checked

pretty well

[wise mortar]

Small thing like pocket knife, butterfly knife is still a weapon

[fervent comet]

true

yea that happened few years ago here

[wise mortar]

Keep your head down and focus on your grade

Or…the Rooooooooooook

[fervent comet]

real

[weak turret]

Hello

[wise mortar]

Chess queen can blind u

[wise mortar]

Helo

[fervent comet]

or you can have that stolen bishop

[weak turret]

[wise mortar]

Bishop is for other thing

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-shrek-rizz-rizz-gif-11157824601050747846

[fervent comet]

anish giri if you get my point

[stable perch]

wdym carokann is amazing

[fervent comet]

i gave a anish giri example but you made it sus

[warm hedge]

carokann is dogshit

[fervent comet]

#💬〡chess-talk

[stable perch]

no u

[high canopy]

guys quick question, thoughts on goth girls?

[wise mortar]

Nah let people talk chess here too, for general chat!!

[warm hedge]

send me a bullet challenge

whis_chess

[wise mortar]

Depends how goth they are

[fervent comet]

depression

[high canopy]

lonewolfsigma

[wise mortar]

Its midnight in here mate, some other time

[stuck kestrel]

😫

[warm hedge]

ayt

[fervent comet]

nah i am not sigma or a wolf

i am a homosapien trust

[lean gust]

I am an upsilon

treat me with respect, thetas

[high canopy]

against thy religion

[grim edge]

how does chess.com detect cheaters? is it just by accuracy?

[fervent comet]

no idea

[lean gust]

probably suspicious accuracy

[stuck kestrel]

accuracy, consistency, move time etc

[fervent comet]

all those can be countered tho

[high canopy]

u guys r leaving da crucial part, the moves compared to the engine (usually they are top engine moves)

[stuck kestrel]

thats what accuracy is

[fervent comet]

if there is 1800 cheater playing against a 2200 he can sneak in as cheater what do you think?

[stuck kestrel]

[high canopy]

nope, accuracy is also ur how accurate ur moves are meaning even excellent moves are accurate

[stuck kestrel]

bro

[fervent comet]

i need a ans

[stuck kestrel]

idk

[grim edge]

but if good players play the top moves?

[high canopy]

yes that where the other factors come into play

ie consistency time n wut not also the amount of those top engine moves is a factor too

[stable perch]

Vinyl set or wooden set?

[stuck kestrel]

wooden cause idk what vinyl set is

[prime summit]

Has anyone been walking on a Sunday in 2019 and then look at a blue house and then tie your shoes, then go to a Starbucks and actually not ordering anything, going back to your house and then decide your new favorite color is red

[stuck kestrel]

yeah

hate when that happens man

[prime summit]

same

[grim edge]

I used to like turquoise when i was a kid, but something happened in 2013 that made me like blue even more.

I said right foot creep ooh I'm walkin with that heater

[faint radish]

[echo topaz]

Hey guys

[faint radish]

I always liked yellow and I stand by that

[faint radish]

Hello

[echo topaz]

what should I do to participate in chess competitions? I'm 17 years old and typically play at around 1500+ ELO

[grim edge]

well you just need to participate in chess competitions... 🧠🗿

[echo topaz]

What should I do to participate in chess competitions

[grim edge]

idk.. just join?

[echo topaz]

how

[grim edge]

there are competitions on chess.com i think

[echo topaz]

I want tournaments to progress in the field of chess, those tournaments are worthless

[grim edge]

idk then

[echo topaz]

Competitions are designed based on certain Elo ratings, and nobody knows my Elo. Let's say I received my FIDE rating, what should I do to be allowed to participate in competitions from now on?

[echo topaz]

You're welcome anyway

Since morning, what have you been trying to write? @grim edge 😂

[grim edge]

Idk why it was automodded smh 😭😭😭

[echo topaz]

Also my favorite color is blue

[boreal cosmos]

You dont need elo to play tournaments

[echo topaz]

what i need

[boreal cosmos]

To show up and play

[peak plank]

And money

[echo topaz]

Here's how I'll do it

Maybe tomorrow I'll go to get my FIDE rating

[grim edge]

Are open books exams harder than traditional exams

😭

[echo topaz]

Sir can I enter competitions after reaching 2000 Elo and obtaining a title by playing on Chess.com?

[boreal cosmos]

You cant get title by playing on chesscom

[grim edge]

@upbeat viper whats not PG13 in my writing? 😅

[echo topaz]

nah I dont mean that

[echo topaz]

If my FIDE rating is above 2100, then I guess I'll be awarded the CM title, right?

[boreal cosmos]

No, 2200+

[echo topaz]

Damnn

[upbeat viper]

lemme see

[peak plank]

Or you can have a high perf rating in a tourney

[echo topaz]

Thank you, you have contributed greatly to me

[echo topaz]

Thank you too, buddy

[stable perch]

yes

[peak plank]

my computer is a potato

lags when I play bullet

[sleek oriole]

well hello there

[sleek oriole]

unfortunate

or lucky? no brainrot

[peak plank]

bro this time it just frooze

I had to reload the page

[sleek oriole]

at least ur an opening expert

[peak plank]

holy shit it froze for a solid 20 seconds this time

how to fix potato computer

[wise mortar]

Download more RAM

[cursive pawn]

Helo boggins

[wise mortar]

Hi ok

[cursive pawn]

[lament jacinth]

Real

[hexed pecan]

Pixels alt here, I switched devices.

[cursive pawn]

Im gonna download myself on the death note

[worthy mural]

anyone up for some rapid arounnd 1300

[wise mortar]

Dead channel

[final gust]

Came first in a second otb tourney this year!!

We onn

[grim edge]

Good job!

[wise mortar]

Niceeee

[final gust]

Thanks

[final gust]

I thought I'd get bodied

Ended up on 5 /5 ending on a win against a 2100

[grim edge]

nice try fed, im still not paying my taxes

[raw kayak]

hey guys

who wants to play a game?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> FM Krzysztof Raczek (legit)

This is the Chess.com profile of legit. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: FM Krzysztof Raczek (legit)
Title: FIDE Master
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2467 (peak)
Blitz: 2864 (2881 peak)
Bullet: 2734 (2830 peak)

[outer sage]

Hi

Hiii

[grim edge]

Ugh, people I hate people especially those whose name starts with M

[boreal cosmos]

[grim edge]

Ohhhh not you

I was pertaining to someone who is a fots

can someone ping mairos so he'd know it's him but don't tag me

[viral epoch]

Optimization

What browser do you use?

Chat

I have zero IM norms

Can you believe it??

[hushed saffron]

Nerds stop playing chess and go play football

[upbeat viper]

@lime lava

[grim edge]

very uncool, bast

[upbeat viper]

[upper frigate]

anyone down for some rapid?

[solid cedar]

😒 I hate you too

[upper frigate]

agreed

M names are beautiful

[fossil heart]

🥸

I am literally M

Thank you bro

[shy pike]

install older windows version or linux

[primal mirage]

still a hater 😭

[upbeat viper]

@peak plank are you an opening expert ?

[sharp galleon]

nod nod

[boreal cosmos]

im also fots

[pulsar pivot]

WE FOUND OIL

[upbeat viper]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C3lvCqRyAep/?igsh=MWt5c2p6bHJqcGw2eA==

rulerist1

자 : 니코니코니

Likes

63861

Instagram

My humour is broken

Help

[pulsar pivot]

i dont get it

[arctic heart]

the sound

[primal fern]

this is from feb @grim edge

[grim edge]

[primal fern]

thought i couldn't find it hey

[upper frigate]

i js wanna play a game and head to bed..

[mighty stone]

rating?

[primal fern]

bad idea. it will keep you awake for the next hour

[bright prairie]

@lime lava bro tomorrow is your birthday

[lime lava]

Tf how do u know

[bright prairie]

i wanna wish you and pretty chessboard happy birthday on time

<@&745328830649991179>

[cursive pawn]

thanks for pinging me

[stone quiver]

Hello ladies

[cursive pawn]

Hello princess

[stone quiver]

I can be your princess

[cursive pawn]

mods pls ban those kids

[bright prairie]

he/him

[stone quiver]

what kids

[cursive pawn]

u

[bright prairie]

@lime lavaso 27 tommorow old guy ?

[stone quiver]

You called me a princess and as a joke i said i can be ur princess

In fact i should be banning you

[bright prairie]

is that a black car in ur pfp

[stone quiver]

Yes

[bright prairie]

yes ban him

[cursive pawn]

yea a child shouldnt make stupid jokes like that

[stone quiver]

Im 18+

[bright prairie]

💀

[cursive pawn]

still child

[bright prairie]

bro why are you mad because he said he can be your princess

[stone quiver]

<@&745328830649991179>

[cursive pawn]

i hate children

[bright prairie]

be my princess

[stone quiver]

Alright thats it blud

[upbeat viper]

?

[stone quiver]

he sexually assaulted me

[cursive pawn]

He said he want to be my princess

[cursive pawn]

.

[upbeat viper]

okay you get a TO for troll ping

:)

[stone quiver]

Huh

[lime lava]

😄
19 you mean

[grim edge]

Oh no a TO

[bright prairie]

you said you are 26

[lime lava]

I was joking lil bro

[grim edge]

He's 26?

You're 26?

[cursive pawn]

Thank u

[bright prairie]

so 19 or 20?

[cursive pawn]

Dahlia do u read comics

[lime lava]

19

[grim edge]

No

[bright prairie]

i'm older than you

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-cat-sad-cat-me-when-i-dont-get-orod-tickets-gif-13399313231964052110

[lime lava]

😄
And how do you feel about that

[bright prairie]

sad you lied to me

[latent pebble]

No

[lime lava]

Oh no
People lie bruv
PEOPLE FKIN LIE

[cursive pawn]

It not good?

[lean gust]

Oh no
People get sad then bruv
PEOPLE FKIN GET SAD THEN

[latent pebble]

It’s good but don’t spend money on it

[cursive pawn]

Its ok im rich😎

[lime lava]

People getting sad about it
Is their problem

[grim edge]

You're being emotional. It's understandable, but unnecessary

[lean gust]

then why are you acting like it's yours is my question

[lime lava]

UwU
runs away from the conversation

[cursive pawn]

Stop emoji spamming

[sharp galleon]

hmph

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-sad-monkey-sad-monkey-meme-gif-17038822304906738082

[sharp galleon]

monkey sees

[grim edge]

HUH

Spotify has a genie thingy now what

[bright prairie]

i advice you to stop. its a bad habit brother

tomorrow You'll be 19 , aka a real men.

[peak plank]

I am now 😛

Done, just waiting for two cheater refunds

[cursive pawn]

Send the @ so we mass report them

[peak plank]

im not telling you my user

[peak plank]

ill send wind a DM

[cursive pawn]

i know ur user

[peak plank]

oh shi

lol

[grim edge]

loses

[covert cosmos]

c

https://tenor.com/view/penguin-rocket-attack-animal-explosion-gif-5674432

[glossy radish]

[viral epoch]

Haven't played Genshin in months

Ugh this is just as monotonous as I left it

[bright prairie]

@covert cosmos kir

[covert cosmos]

hi

[mystic stream]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-carlsen-chess-honest-reaction-gif-13306512492287271968

[bright prairie]

so you can take showers

[grim edge]

I FCKING FOR GOT TO REDEEM A CODE FOR 500 GEMS!!

[bright prairie]

you've gone to Japan again?

[covert cosmos]

?

no

[bright prairie]

sad

no Japanese food for u

[viral epoch]

Oh

[grim edge]

Im sad ;-;

[bright prairie]

bro plays overwatch and chess

[viral epoch]

I didn't even know

[bright prairie]

in genshin?

[grim edge]

yes!

[bright prairie]

huh add it in your bio

People will roast you for that

[grim edge]

I play genshin but not addicted

I'm addicted to sports

[bright prairie]

and chess

and overwatch and mlbb. that's a lot....

[grim edge]

ye but I play sport more

but the only one im really good is soccer

[bright prairie]

isn't chess a sport

[grim edge]

no not really

[bright prairie]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[bright prairie]

it is

[grim edge]

to me it's not

[bright prairie]

not physical

[peak plank]

Nah it's very physical

I played bullet for 4 hours and my hand hurts like hell

And my arm

[bright prairie]

nah that's cap

how do you play bullet

in a board wtf

[grim edge]

awww poor u pixel

[cursive pawn]

U just knock all the pieces

[grim edge]

lmao

[peak plank]

It's fine, I got to spite guylo

Waiting on my refunds

[bright prairie]

+200 in bullet

so people cheat in bullet @peak plank

[peak plank]

Yeah ofc

People cheat everywhere

[bright prairie]

they ruined the game wtf

i hate cheaters

useless shit

[fallen valley]

I cheated on your mom

[grim edge]

dang ocean haven't see u in a long time

[proven drift]

at least he got one

[bright prairie]

you cheated on me

[fallen valley]

I'm just a girl

[bright prairie]

stop lying

[grim edge]

im a girl

[bright prairie]

old chess.com was gold

[grim edge]

lucy got banned ;-;

[bright prairie]

ik

[mild sonnet]

Can anyone play rapid

[solid cedar]

The good old days 😔 (2023)

[bright prairie]

bro wanted to rizz me by saying he's a woman

i love women

[grim edge]

@bright prairie what ur opinion on femboy

and yes u r being record

[bright prairie]

they are not women

[fallen valley]

Lucy cheated, very sad

[grim edge]

ik

[bright prairie]

you cheated on pixel mom's. very sad

[fallen valley]

She bragged about surpassing my rating the day before 😭

[grim edge]

I could surpass ur rating

[fallen valley]

I'm in the process of continuously surpassing my own rating

[bright prairie]

bro wanna tilt so bad

[fallen valley]

It turns out that I've been sleeping on my skill for awhile

[grim edge]

gets ban after 1 week

[bright prairie]

why did you say that

[bright prairie]

make it 99.9

[twin moon]

That’s at 1950

I’m pretty sure

[bright prairie]

my goal

[grim edge]

My goal of this year is 2100

[twin moon]

Are you Srs

[bright prairie]

good luck mashu

[grim edge]

yes

[twin moon]

But… what’s your current 2.0 rating?

[solid cedar]

Im at 1200 rn and my goal for this year is like 1700-1800 or so

[grim edge]

1521 on my ne acc

[twin moon]

Hmm it’s a bit late in the year isn’t it?

[grim edge]

dawg it's only march

[twin moon]

I mean you do you but…

[twin moon]

Yes but the farther your goal is, the more time you will need for sure

[grim edge]

i have like 9 month left

[twin moon]

Well ok lemme ask this

What do you plan to do to reach that goal, I mean be very specific

[bright prairie]

@fallen valley take care of yourself

[grim edge]

learn mid game

and late game

[solid cedar]

LOL

[twin moon]

That’s not specific enough

[fallen valley]

It was lower until about three weeks ago when they changed the requirements to be considered an "active player"

[grim edge]

I really don't got a plan

[twin moon]

Wait fr? I didn’t even know they did that. What’s the new requirements?

[solid cedar]

know stonewall and be sexyman

[twin moon]

I prefer Bb5

[solid cedar]

all queen pawn is good pawn

[twin moon]

No I mean playing 1.f4 like a man

Since you are the one that transposes into us

[solid cedar]

😔 b but magus said stone wall good

I got a 60% winrate with it so im keeping it anyways

[twin moon]

f4 d5 Nf3 c5 e6 Nc6 Bb5

[solid cedar]

and thats like 400+ games

[fallen valley]

I'm not sure exactly, but I know the original rule was that active players are people that played within the past 90 days and included 22m-25m players on the leaderboard. Overnight, that number was reduced to <7m. So the percentiles shifted drastically

[twin moon]

Yea stonewall is good tho, I still keep procrastinating on learning how to handle it other than KID set up

[twin moon]

Damn

Well that’s fair thoug

Though*

[solid cedar]

just hung a queen 3 moves away from winning after a 15 minute game with both timers used up

[twin moon]

Since usually I would be 99.7 minimum

[solid cedar]

from a mouse slip

[twin moon]

That’s why OTB > Online

[fallen valley]

I was 99.8 at 1830 before the change

[solid cedar]

25 minutes of my life wasted 🥹

[twin moon]

Yea that checks out

[frosty mountain]

holaaaaa

[peak plank]

👀

[frosty mountain]

yoooo

[frosty mountain]

otb = online < anything else 😭

[solid cedar]

i always suck otb cause i dont see basic stuff

[frosty mountain]

real

i sleep in my otb games

[solid cedar]

almost lost to my dad whos like a 300 once cause i couldnt see free queen

im stuck in thy matrix and yearn for the screens

[frosty mountain]

big words

[solid cedar]

where

[frosty mountain]

idk

[twin moon]

Bro is really trying to say that in a chess server 💀

[frosty mountain]

its kinda true

[solid cedar]

noob

[frosty mountain]

wdym ???

[twin moon]

https://tenor.com/view/came-to-the-wrong-hood-beat-up-power-rangers-gif-15979816

[frosty mountain]

fight me then

yall really ran

[solid cedar]

no big words

[frosty mountain]

nice

[solid cedar]

🤤

[frosty mountain]

?

[solid cedar]

drool

[frosty mountain]

[twin moon]

There ain’t no running when we can’t even touch eachother

[frosty mountain]

you left chat tho

[twin moon]

So how would you assume we “fight”

[frosty mountain]

chess fight

[twin moon]

Fine

[frosty mountain]

lets make it quick tho otherwise ill get bored

user?

[twin moon]

https://link.chess.com/play/iJE7w7

Go on @frosty mountain

[frosty mountain]

yo

that time control is very long

[proven drift]

What does percentile even do

I think It shows improvement or something

[fallen valley]

The percentile is a method of comparison. To say that you're in the 99th percentile means that you're higher rated than 99% of players in that pool

[proven drift]

I see

[proven drift]

Ur 2000?

Wana play a game ?

[peak plank]

ofc he isnt 2k

[proven drift]

He is 1931 i rounded that off a little

[frosty mountain]

gg

[frosty mountain]

wanna play me

[twin moon]

Very well