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I'm gonna have as many lines as squares on the chess board, currently I have half of that
ok Iāve come up with something what if I play Nc3 and offer a draw
i don't want to get banned š
I won't take it cuz I got a lot of nice stuff vs four knights
bruh
Also I don't actually care about winning losing drawing whatever
If it's unrated
I might take it in rated or OTB
unrated games are worth more
And if you do some stale shit then you are sad because boring
If you care about losing you shouldn't play chess to begin with
just play better
ok what if I play 3.b4
genius
There's always a wall bro
And sometimes when I hit that wall, It pushes me back 200 rating points
Nah bro, I'll build a wall instead and make chess great again
the great wall of China
The great wall of Fischer
bro saw Sirius (bad) meows
Are you really Palestinian man
nop
gn
Do you play the Vienna bro :3
silly furry
I'm not a furry that's Sirius
both of you
Erm
WHERE
V I'm not the furry right
wait then who is it
Hi
itās anis right
bye
:3
calm down with the roles
it's me.
I was the furry all along >:)
Uh Siwius of course
no itās anis
Anis is a flag

@full glen wake up
Iām considering vienna game but I havenāt practiced or figured out a good line against early c6 yet
Uh show me what you mean
what u play against sicilian
ew different sirius
better be mesis
sicillian*
cooler sirius
he is better tbh
VG just isnt that good
rossolimo/wing/chekover into maroczy bind
Grrrr
oh quiet
idk the names I was just trying to castle queenside
i hate the marcozy because its good
fax
plus I just play f5
rosimo
also Iām trying to not play Nf3 in most lines
who's worse
are you looking at the mesis veinna?
I got killed OTB by that one
discord people said to me rossolimo sucks

rossolimbo is fine
Iām looking at this but I need better answers
which
the g3 veinna
oh g3 hm
its quite good
looks dumb
whtie can get some very good kingside attacks
legit the mainline
also not g3 on that move
ĀÆ_(ć)_/ĀÆ
I assumed third or fourth move
yeah ping them to revert the change
I would rather play the g3 line than the VG
We can talk chess here.
I really hate kingside fianchetto though idk
thats fair but its easy to play, Im not a big fan of kingside feincettos myself
Ok 500
thereās a reason I play e6 dutch over leningrad
dont spam
wtf
iām not
Oh hello palestine
you linked chess talk 3 times in the past 1 minute
Hmm might look into it
it wasnāt in a row
it doesnt have to be in a row in order for it to be spamming
it just has to be repeated
mods are just stupid 
lol
huh
I mean Nd7 is dumb asf
i can't agree for my own safety
but the winrate is funny
you do you
shut up
no
this is the setup
I am not sandbagging
accusations without proof are illegal
no iām just stating what i see
he's just the strongest 1k
dont accuse anyone of sandbagging
same thing with cheating
ooh Ne2 interesting
gotta make way for an f4 push
meh still looks dumb
okay then 
I could just play f4 on turn 1
dont play veinna then
Strange
@peak plank do you need to ask support
just stating facts
for blindfolded chess account
e4
I've played like once or twice against my mother
always
just put it in alt request form
why do you want to play a veinna anyways @stable mirage
Isn't Sirius like considerably better than you
No offense
Bruh I thought you asked to play them
I can't read
even if thats true he actually is not that much better than me
femboy side effects
tell em master

He's washed?
do Siriusstripy identify as a women?

not legally
wdym
Never ask anyone to play with you NK
and why calling Sirius he if he got the she role
Demand!
NK are you raciste ?
Ok that was quick
Pixel, this break from chess might last longer than I anticipated
What do u think
Whyy
no. you are a good person
I'm trying to let my fire for chess grow
Jeez ur so wrong about me
thats fine
Anyways
my chess is at a standstill rn
i lied noob
im maxxing out my opening theory
Good
1v1 cmon nerd
I just hope I won't be in the tilting mindset once I come back
replace c by p
in that phrase i mean


N
nuh uh
OOOOOO
@viral epoch you good?
That's crazy
WHAT
It took a depth of 34 moves for Stockfish to see that 3.f4 is at worst a draw for white
Real
low depth
u literally just did
@proven drift why are you reading old messages
if you are using cc engine then you have already failed
Idk I was bored
use lichess at least
I have nothing to do because it's like 8 in the morning
get some b
its like 7:30 at night for me lol
I have prohibited myself from making mom jokes because they are very stupid

But I can't resist it
we agree with that
bro is addicted
Fr
exactly
....bro seriously said that
i no no wanna get locked again
I'm an Instagram user
š
average instagram user
Explains everything
Instagram users says the n word a lot
better question, do you play league of legends?
me theory good yes?
no. i still have some honor
kk good
I say the n word sometimes
thats not good
I get that privilege cuz I'm black
i take one shower a week. not every 3 month
indian?
Ya ya whatever I'm blackish
š
Indians don't have the n word pass
thats crazy
you are asian
pixel
yes?
Why not
yes he is 
I am black like fr black
UwU
ok?
you are brown
ban
ok
U can't see me in the dark
this is an uwu free zone
ban yo mom
nuh uh
That didn't make sense
if you take a shower we can
U literally use Instagram
U don't get to say that
for school group sadly
Bro's no. One enemy is water and deodorant
they should use telegram or WhatsApp
Instagram for school groups???
drinking clean water can kill you huh?
UwU
yes stupid idea.
hey siri why does @mellow jay get no maidens?
this is why
why do i need maidens
who use apple
people who dont eat bananas
or oranges
or fruit in general
š
wdyjm
ā
Ya got Africa in ur bio
not monkeys
as an indian i feel slandered
ye and i have android
being an Indian makes you immune to scams
Yep u got that after collecting money from all of africa
betta, you have a computer in your virus
Alr now do i take that as a compliment chat
i dont think maidens are required as a female
š
I'm from north Africa. some of us identify more as Muslim arabe or berber rather than Africans
Ur still African
Ok i was about to write something terrible
try me
But i controlled myself
@proven drift btw why pride pawn
Pretty much
nah the battle of the grassless is aboutta go down
Gives u protection against the mods they don't time u out if u got this flare
Not that I support LGBTQ
social hierarchy in a nutshell
OH MY GOD THIS GUY IS SPITTING FACTS
Well not anymore!
what depth is your engine.
@viral epoch W
what's the minimum
are u still using cc engine? @viral epoch
Currently 37
damn
okay im going to open up lichess, send me the FEN
see ya later
byee
No it's Stockfish loaded into a gui
im on depth 56
cuz cloud engine
lichess is just better lol
isnt this just a vienna
@proven drift do you hate Pakistan?
That's not the position I'm looking at
rnbqk1nr/pppp1ppp/8/2b1p3/4PP2/2N5/PPPP2PP/R1BQKBNR b KQkq f3 0 3
The government yes the people no
freethinkers
nonono but you have a point
Neat
I like having options and my e4 e5 has been suffering just playing gambits
lichess engine is jsut better
I hate every government
what line of the veinna you even gonna play
Not Pakistan specifically
Iām trying to figure that out lol
A draw is exactly what I wanted from 3.f4
anyways i should go
i have to finish something for the english basement
it might not even be vienna in the end
byee
ok then dont play the veinna 
Though it might be hard to play precisely from that point onward, it's what works for me
Does anyone play qga
well see
buddapest gambit >>
Idk if this is dumb but what do you do if they don't play c4 immediately
Catches opponents off guard
no it doesnt lol
cringe
Like, what's your general idea
why would you think a QGA catches your opponent off gaurd
legit its a move 3 varation

How many 1500-1600 u know that know what to do against qga
its not even uncommon
legit anything
people probably play e3
you play e4 ofc
ill play e3 vs reti gambit accepted
Qga is very uncommon
QGA I can also play it
meh e3 feels simplest but idk much about d4 š¤®
oh I was also thinking about running like bishops opening
Welp looks like my mom is calling me
there is a sound gambit in there
š
Chess is such a discrete game.
this is average rating 1800 btw
still in nearly 1/5th of games
with QG
why would anyone learn the QG without learning what you do if its accepted lol
en passant but you can do it with every piece
being a furry but youāre a furry
Thats why qg worst opening
Italian best
caro*
Thats a black opening
I expected that a 2300 would know better
indeed but you didnāt specify white lol
You cant farm me
yeah ur too low rated
Bru read the room
Yet I was beating yo ass in chess
also kg<qg
Duh obviously
both are reasonable assumptions ??
you legit have never beat me
you were close
but not gonna happen again
I was testing a line that time smh
never show that again
No š
š©
<@&745328830649991179> please give me the clash royal role i joined the clan
because i wanna clash royale role so bad
ngl im trying to simplify my roles
thats why I only have 3
I mean, ill take the locked out role if it makes it 4
so long as I get to keep trusted
pixel want to play chess
Hi
hiuguys
1920, a fifth of the way there
depression
whee Qe8 Rf8
CHICKEN GREASE
I found it too
even though I kind of suck right now
lucky black doesnāt have perpetual
chess would not be fun no more
is 100 elo gain every week consistently good or no
pretty good
is a bit too good
any improvement is good
im low elo so i think its ok good
I played 3 blitz games today and I won them all I'm pretty happy
ive gotten 300-400 elo in 1 month
@grim edge what kind of scripting are u learning silly goose
2564 peak?
nice
roblox lel
i swear
joke user
L
aye bruh chill i got 300k robux from it which is like 1k usd

donate me
what the
thats cringe bro
how is earning money cringe?
you could make way more than that making something useful
send proof or fake
send proof ok
not that i have ever made anything useful...
he can convert it to cash tho
bro wait why are you talking bro your not even high elo in chess
your not high elo in anything tf'
my friend is a roblox dev his game has 400k visits
im a smurfer fr
im talking to stormlight
so?
first send the proof
ok dud ima send the most i can find
300k robux is nawthing
i used all the cash alr
just send the screenshot
lemme go to my transactions
smartest roblox player
bruh it only says 30k after 1 year but i had the groups for years on end
i can only go to 1 year worth of earnings
u never sent
ong i had 300k
ong onn a lie š
the roman empire
yes roman empire
you play chess have you ever heard of the roman opening
isnt this a bot group
i said it can only go up to 1 year
how do you even bot a group
š¤
buddy you play chess
i enjoy chess*
general-off-topic
brody you are 2500 go play at fide you actual super gm
group leader name and urs dont match
no i'm trash
not ur group
:(
thats the holder account i own the holder account
proof
it could be a holder
uwu
see this guy is so smart yo
i am so smart (about roblox)
wow
ok 954
BLLLUNNNDEEER
brody you are 2000 what are you saying you actual fide master
what
quit making fun of people or i will 1v1 you
hi star
hi furry
sub 1000 and "people" is crazy
hi 2300
a dolphin should be smarter than that duh
tinola
are you a anonymous gm
:3
fellow :3 user
:3
n
His name is Danya Naroditsky
what
wow dude
What is up people
mb i read messiah
What?
hi fuzzy
hi dog made of smoke
...
I just figured out how to wipe my phone with it connected to my MacBook...
so now both are wiped?
Which wipe
Wut?
clean
clean or clear
Oh like, a file wipe, so there are no pics, vids, and the settings don't work
so clean
you no look stupid :3
is english ur 2nd language or smth or are you just used to grammar
First language, but I still don't understand what you mean by "used to Grammer".
Have they ever taught you to use grammar thru text?
or you just like to sound majestic
man idk
Uh no, I didn't know I sound majestic?!š
Is my punctuation just so happening to be correct, because I really only know how to use periods and commas.
:3
What's up sirius
the sky
i have an autistic friend named austin
What am I supposed to do with that info....?
yes
meow
:3
Woof
:3
:4
:3c
:5
what the hell does that even mean tho
Idek
hand
.
ok ran
Mmhmm
:1
Lol
You are
Nothing much josiahvlt
Okay, I'm bored af
skill issue
š
nice one liya
600
hi
haiiiiiii UwU :3
hi
Real
UwU?
Nope
Ok
Smash
Take my dick in your mouth lol
Me asf : š
What a pfp
I'll share some with your mom šš
Dw
hello chat
Hi
wts happening in the chat rn
Uhh pass
fk u mean pass
Nothing all dead
Smash
damn alr
Like hard pass
85k people and gen chat is always dead
It used to be active until the fire nation
never watched that show
Same šššš
ok
š
Bro heard
What a face i getting whenever I seeing your face
aah wtf bro i just noticed his pfp wtf is that
Your mom fc k by a monkey or something
How you born with that face
fr
So hilarious picture
I'll mog u
What a gentleman cat picture š
Piece of dog shit I hope you die in a house fire š„š„š„š„
Anyways
Hi guys šššš
@sewermods
It's from Japan i guess
Yes
What is from Japan
The cooking pic it looks like it atleast the washing machine
You cooked that?
Yeah
You alive?
I accidently cutter my toes when slicing onions
You didn't eat it right?
Cutted*
what
Vert mogs us all
Who teach you Cooking lol
My cooking school
Leave it lol
Nah it's one of the best cooking school of my city lmao
yo
Or your country will be cooked in the fire next
Guys smash vert 10/10
Kim Jon Hun is my dad
I have his pic saved and I'll reveal that shit
You are a bad student then lol š
I'll chop off your fingers and put it in my medley
What you cooking btw?

Chicken vegetable medley
You cooking a soup with chicken vegetable then how it turned out that š
Good good
I like the in bbq style
Slow and smoky
Do you know anything about cooking you little boy
Cook my mom I need a step dad
You can't judge me after what you cooked š
Are u a indian gyatt baddie
No one cares about you lol
randomly pinging admins doesnāt work bruh
Ok that's not the question
What works then
It's onions, carrots, chicken pieces with bay leaves and thymes leaves, with Tho broth and salt + pepper .
Younger the better more lifespan
what food
I thought you cooked it for too long or something it doesn't looks good or something you done i don't know
lichess
Fish
Not all food looks good, but I tasted it and it's tasty as hell.
It was at the mid of cooking too
Ok i believing in your words
I'm*
Send a pic when it cooked i guess or just eat it who cares if it fills you up and make you fell good who I am to talk
But I will not eat it looks rotten
touching me
š¤Ø
....
i come back in a month and that was the firsy thing i see
i know right so sad LUL
You are welcome 
call me daddy because i
d-mentally ill
a-
d-
d-
y-
hi daddy
bc if queen takes, there is a fork
i like to fork
I like forks if I'm the one doing it
I'm pretty sure u can spot if there's gonna be a fork
are you a femboy
Click on "My Home" then, to the right of your picture it should say "my messages", "my points" etc. Directly under that it should say "my status" with a link to change it.
Wassup all
I'm a girl 
Daddy
I was asking about the discord status like the way the Albert-bot has š
oh I see
You are Chinese?
Every femboy is a girl in internet
ew
I hate every gender equally
Can anyone play chess
Close (?)
Asian, yeah
i hate every gender
lets play
except femboys
blit or rapid
I sort of figured it out, thanks!
This server recist to Chinese if you write something in Chinese you get timeout š
Rapid
ok brb let me copy the link
Oh 
i wonder why
I need to send cuz Iām on mobile
Check dms
oh ok
One of the guy last day got time out for whole day lol
I'm in my Chinese class right now 
Who wanna play Im elo 850 unrated
Learn arabic instead
Already done that
I didnt ask u
I didn't ask if you asked me
What
guys a miracle happened
what!?
?

u got more than 10 accuracy? damm
What happened?
Gay pussi š
Later im busy rn srry
@rocky epoch @rocky epoch
Ew
what's ur puzzle rating
You don't like pussis?
Hold up
I'm 1900-2150 lichess
Why
Average 1100 on chess.com
Ill check
Good catch some Pokemon slaves and make them work
puzzle rating not game
880 i dont do puzzles much
my puzzle rush pb was 51
Wow you finally respond to me
Ignore her again
haha
Im learning how to code bye now
nice bye
Liya are you dead ? I see a gravestone beside your name
Dead people can't talk i guess
Maybe
@tawny sonnet whaturelo
600 million
minus 7 0s
I got 7 days Unacademy Iconic subscription for free
ŠŃивеŃ
hi chat
hi bbg š
Leave
mb king
lol
hi
hi bbg š
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1. d4 e6 2. c4 d5 3. e3 c5 4. Nf3 cxd4 5. exd4 Nc6 6. Nc3 Bb4 7. Bd2 Bxc3 8. Bxc3 Qb6 9. b3 Nf6 10. Ne5 Nxe5 11. dxe5 Ne4 12. Qc2 Nxc3 13. Qxc3 O-O 14. Bd3 dxc4 15. bxc4 Bd7 16. Qd4 Qxd4 17. O-O-O
hi bbg
š
I'm a man
we have a lot in common š
No we don't
š
came back to this
don know, i came to it like yhis as well
i don't belive my eyes a actual Dragonlore ingame holding it
i m not a cs guy
if you dont know its the 1 oif the most infamous skins in cs, super rare and is 10,000 - 20,000 maybe more
nice skin
not mine sadly, some dude on the other team bought it once and never again
ah i see
remember when this chat was so active
ya fr
yes
didnt think this would ever happen
general doesn't exist
maybe for the better
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
everybody got a life
thats rough
its good tbh, you're disciplined
oh wait I have a break time of 1 hour 15 minutes
thank god
oh okay
I can sleep........ finally
Hi
Uwu
Brother thinks he is funny.
Ok little buddy
Ok little buddy
sup
I banned him
@wise mortar /ban fr fr
Supscribe to my google channel thank
That's called a blog
Hi,
shut up
Thank you
Give me my cat back
is this a chess server or cat server
Meow
I dont know cat language
:3
Furry server
hi bbg š
fr
liya you're back
anyone up for a game
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No furries š āāļø
Dead channel
actualy
Little bro need attention
Life without friends is terrible is it
Poor guy
<@&745328830649991179>
Hi
Thats me
Hi again bbg
Thats me
Hi
bruh
Blud
More
You are famous ok
@stiff vigil
Are*
All dead mod dead chat dead everyone dead everything dead
English bad
No worries i gotchu
Your future is dead
English dead
Your education is dead
Yep past also dead
My brain dead
My gf dead
My relationship dead
Chess alive
Nope chess dead also
Lama glama guanicoe is my new favourite phrase
Below me marrys above me
hydrogen peroxide is basically water with one extra oxygen atom
you should drink it šš
||/j||
what happens if you do?
youll see Jesus
hand me some rn
V hewo
hii
Real definition of O2
You will be swimming in hell pool
Chat overlord :O
In your pfp that's a holy moly cow? !!!
Its a bison
no.. itās not a cow
It has dick then

Then what is that
good morning
Mornings are good?
https://www.chess.com/openings/Kings-Pawn-Opening-The-Double-Bongcloud look , cc has added double bongcloud finally
Learn the King's Pawn Opening: The Double Bongcloud with free tools and analysis from Chess.com. Improve your opening repertoire and crush your opponents!
it's good that u survived the night
I don't know i have to live another day isn't it better to be dead š
dickwad
Which chess player was the biggest alcoholic
i was
Which famous chess player was the biggest alcoholic
i was
my name is Shivank which is a famous name in india therefore I'm famous
I was literally just looking up Mikhail
Who me?
I dont think 12 year olds play chess
unless they're grandmasters
that's my name
'The extent of Tal's alcoholism was quite astonishing. Vlastimil Hort, the top Czech player of the 1960s and 70s, has given a vivid account. Hort played at the Moscow tournament of 1963, which had many of the top Russians. When he was due to play Tal, his opponent showed up very late, and drunk. He almost fell asleep at the board. Tal staggered away from the board, and returned, with shaking hands, and unable light a cigarette. Hort later finds out that Tal had been grabbed by other Russians, and doused with cold water! Tal still managed to draw the game.' Wikipedia
I think due to the proliferation and ubiquity of all-seeing observation in this new age of technological supremacy & development and the benefits to law enforcement that come therewith, it behooves chess professionals to maintain an unimpeachable image. Yet still, behind the scenes numerous chess players maintain their vices - vices which are virtually necessary to bear the pain of this life - which cannot be entirely hidden from the media.
Magnus Carlsen is broadly rumoured to have an alcohol addition. Dubov, to coke, Grischuk, to hookups, Karjakin, to incommodious political opinions...
I don't think it is much of a problem but society is too uncongenial to what it considers bad moral decisions. I wish people were more understanding of each other




