Can you send me the rules sir
#💬〡general-off-topic
tawny sonnet
solar crest
I want to showcase my french skills
tawny sonnet
I want to showcase my french skills
Go ahead
tawny sonnet
Will I not get banned for saying foreign language
Nope
tawny sonnet
But you have to write it English
solar crest
You can't eat Limonade dumbass
I forgot the verb of drink
😢
I have my next exam in 3 days
tawny sonnet
I thought you are from India
solar crest
today is chill day
thorny loom
I ate lemonade before I do it all the time
solar crest
I ate lemonade before I do it all the time
dang
thorny loom
idk what you're talking about sir!
thorny loom
You've never consumed lemonade?
solar crest
You've never consumed lemonade?
its my energy drink sir
clear night
You've never consumed lemonade?
I eat milk
thorny loom
You just put it in the fridge, make it a popsicle and then chomp!
solar crest
You just put it in the fridge, make it a popsicle and then chomp!
Not bad, I prefer a liquid form of it
tawny sonnet
You've never consumed lemonade?
I tried one time with injection
tawny sonnet
I tried one time with injection
Didn't work
solar crest
I have to start Force and Newton's law of motion
clear night
Did it feel good?
clear night
I have to start Force and Newton's law of motion
solar crest
<:KEKW:754412922544848986>
whats so funny eh
tawny sonnet
I have to start Force and Newton's law of motion
Try jump from the building and prove the practical
jaunty kindle
Try jump from the building and prove the practical
solar crest
Try jump from the building and prove the practical
no, I'll use a pendulum instead
tawny sonnet
no, I'll use a pendulum instead
Nerd 🤓
solar crest
Nerd 🤓
This is my free time
my sir motivated that TOPPERS UTILISE FREE TIME
hence the lectures
tawny sonnet
my sir motivated that TOPPERS UTILISE FREE TIME
You wasting that time in discord
solar crest
You wasting that time in discord
my next class at 5 20
I have 2 minutes
Oh wait I CAN REVISE
tawny sonnet
my next class at 5 20
Go do revision before that
solar crest
SYONARA MES AMIS
tawny sonnet
Bro really struggling for class 10 exam
tawny sonnet
SYONARA MES AMIS
Bye
tawny sonnet
I hate riverboat problems
How will you still alive in this world 💀
solar crest
How will you still alive in this world 💀
wrong grammar
tawny sonnet
wrong grammar
I sleep with my English and love my English is this good English?
tawny sonnet
How good is your English?
solar crest
How good is your English?
Good enough to moderate my survival rate of instinction grades
The lecture is recorded, I can skip anytime
its of 3 hours , I will be sitting for a long time
tawny sonnet
Which board are you from?
echo niche
Hola todos!
tawny sonnet
its of 3 hours , I will be sitting for a long time
You will say I will see it in 1.5 x speed nex
tawny sonnet
Hola todos!
Wassup
tawny sonnet
Gonzo see you later i gtg something calling me
echo niche
Gonzo see you later i gtg something calling me
See you g
teal dragon
GOD DID
teal dragon
My man GONZO IS BACKKK!! 
upbeat viper
Changed your username
Tired of having a lot of emojis in chat
Makes it less readable
echo niche
Huh who
echo niche
My man GONZO IS BACKKK!! <:brilliant:823649018616872971>
Sup big g
Where tf is my Heart
teal dragon
Chillin man during your absence I have started my career as a chef
echo niche
Chillin man during your absence I have started my career as a chef
Nice
What ya cooking?
tawny sonnet
I come back
echo niche
Lol
teal dragon
My specialty dish is fried lobster, they throw themselves in the pot and slow cook
tawny sonnet
Chillin man during your absence I have started my career as a chef
Guess what is the difference between half a pizza and a dead body
echo niche
My specialty dish is fried lobster, they throw themselves in the pot and slow co...
Suicidal lobsters
teal dragon
Half a pizza doesn't smell like shit wen it gets out of the oven
tawny sonnet
Half a pizza doesn't smell like shit wen it gets out of the oven
Half a pizza could not feed a whole family
But a dead body can do that
teal dragon
EZ
tawny sonnet
Then eat them
Good thinking indeed
tawny sonnet
I saw it in a chess puzzle
What is a chess puzzle?
tawny sonnet
You like pineapple in pizza?
teal dragon
I'll eat it but pineapple not supposed to be on pizza
tawny sonnet
I think cholate pizza will be tasty
tawny sonnet
Bread with hot chocolate sounds bad?
teal dragon
That's actually fire
tawny sonnet
A live chicken tho
Nope
teal dragon
Choco and cheese
primal fern
@tawny sonnet do you play chess?
tawny sonnet
That's actually fire
Then choclate pizza will be good i guess
tawny sonnet
<@873547594557710377> do you play chess?
Yep
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grim edge
<@873547594557710377> do you play chess?
Why would someone be in the sever if they don’t play chess?
echo niche
What you can cook?
I’d cook anything for you🫶
tawny sonnet
I’d cook anything for you🫶
😏
echo niche
You can cook?
Ofc I can
primal fern
Why would someone be in the sever if they don’t play chess?
there are some of them around man
tawny sonnet
Pizza?
echo niche
What can you cook?
Italian(‘s)
tawny sonnet
Italian(‘s)
Pineapple pizza then
echo niche
Pineapple pizza then
No don’t make me do that
grim edge
Why would people join if they don’t play chess
stable perch
lmao king forked
echo niche
It’s against my nature
tawny sonnet
No don’t make me do that
Cholate pizza then
echo niche
Cholate pizza then
Idk if this is any better
tawny sonnet
Why though?
Internet is wierd don't try to figure out things
echo niche
Don’t misuse my cooking skills for pineapple pizza!
tawny sonnet
Idk if this is any better
Bread with hot chocolate don't sounds bad
echo niche
Bread with hot chocolate don't sounds bad
Yes I need much skill for that
tawny sonnet
Don’t misuse my cooking skills for pineapple pizza!
What people normally eat in Italy
echo niche
Here
primal fern
Why would people join if they don’t play chess
i know. some people just join in and find someone to help them wiht the stupid password game
its' insufferable
echo niche
What people normally eat in Italy
They eat noodles, spaghetti 🍝
grim edge
i know. some people just join in and find someone to help them wiht the stupid p...
Password game?
primal fern
Password game?
don't ask 💀
tawny sonnet
They eat noodles, spaghetti 🍝
Half Asian then
primal fern
also @grim edge please connect your account
teal dragon
It's not an obligation to
grim edge
also <@456226577798135808> please connect your account
Why?
tawny sonnet
They eat noodles, spaghetti 🍝
You have rice in there?
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echo niche
Half Asian then
No I’m not Asian
teal dragon
So he can dig into your life
primal fern
So he can dig into your life
ye it isn't an obligation but it allows them to experience the whole server
teal dragon
No one has to connect anything if they don't wanna stream
echo niche
No one has to connect anything if they don't wanna stream
Or talk
primal fern
No one has to connect anything if they don't wanna stream
or have image perms
echo niche
Or breathe
teal dragon
Well I think your antics to sway ppl to do your bidding is very underhanded
echo niche
Yep I will find his address and eat him 😏
Who?!
flint fox
No one has to connect anything if they don't wanna stream
or have an opinion accepted
stray epoch
hi guys
echo niche
You baby boy
Yo why you calling me that😭
teal dragon
This dude literally stalking profiles so he can run forensics
tawny sonnet
This dude literally stalking profiles so he can run forensics
Me?
teal dragon
Actual cancer dude in an off topic chat harassing ppl
teal dragon
Me?
No, you're being pressured to connect your account so some discord cop can just search your history and see if you're a cheater
Not even a mod
tawny sonnet
No, you're being pressured to connect your account so some discord cop can just ...
Ohh
Neurolink guy
I just noticed his name lol
Elon musk illegitimate child
flint fox
No, you're being pressured to connect your account so some discord cop can just ...
isn't that just the pessimistic view of it
teal dragon
Actual cancer but the positive ppl in this community have to deal with nonsense like that
tawny sonnet
isn't that just the pessimistic view of it
What with that name 💀
flint fox
What with that name 💀
why do you care that i have an interest regarding the furry fandom tho
tawny sonnet
isn't that just the pessimistic view of it
You have different type for sure
tawny sonnet
why do you care that i have an interest regarding the furry fandom tho
Why you care what i say lol
I Said what i see
flint fox
Why you care what i say lol
why do you care that i care that you care when you're showing that you care about something i like slightly negatively
tawny sonnet
You wrote that know that someone will comment
flint fox
You wrote that know that someone will comment
i know atleast a handful would comment but why comment about it negativwly
solid moth
damn having connected crunchyroll to my discord seems kinda like spying
teal dragon
o7
tawny sonnet
damn having connected crunchyroll to my discord seems kinda like spying
Good spy indeed
teal dragon
Just in case my friends
solid moth
sure
flint fox
damn having connected crunchyroll to my discord seems kinda like spying
nice choice tho
solid moth
what?
tired forum
I wonder how many years will we have to wait until Neurolink's account goes inactive. 1 year? 3 years? 10 years? Or maybe 50 years?
tired forum
Will he sentence himself to an eternity of moderating chat, checking for pink usernames?
tawny sonnet
I wonder how many years will we have to wait until Neurolink's account goes inac...
Untill the chess dead
tired forum
Or will he give up long before that?
I wish I could fast forward time to see that happening
Then I'll dance on his dead account
tawny sonnet
Or will he give up long before that?
No that can't be then who will be the guide
flint fox
I miss zel D:
tired forum
No that can't be then who will be the guide
Idk? The mods? That seems more like their job than some rando in the server
teal dragon
You're 3 years old without a chess.com account? I'm calling social services
Momma should've known better
tawny sonnet
Idk? The mods? That seems more like their job than some rando in the server
Just leave the mod alone lol imagine being unpaid workers 😂
Even CCP has better rating
flint fox
nah i'm hopping off to watch a movie with my doggo
teal dragon
The mods outsource their work, not on purpose
tawny sonnet
nah i'm hopping off to watch a movie with my doggo
Sure go ahead and sleep with him in night
tired forum
Sure go ahead and sleep with him in night
I'm pretty sure that furries are not zoophiles
tawny sonnet
People don't sleep with their dogs?
flint fox
Sure go ahead and sleep with him in night
I love the doggo, i actually do
tired forum
No
flint fox
some do
tired forum
Unless their wife make them sleep in the doghouse after an argument
tawny sonnet
First decide then tell me which one right
teal dragon
That's why my dog don't sleep in the doghouse
tawny sonnet
Yes or no
tired forum
No
flint fox
Unless their wife make them sleep in the doghouse after an argument
i don't have nor want a wife
tawny sonnet
i don't have nor want a wife
Good for you
Very casual away to say i like animals not women i guess
Am i wrong?
tired forum
Might as well marry the dog lol
flint fox
Might as well marry the dog lol
BRO WTF
tawny sonnet
Might as well marry the dog lol
No then he will be furry
tired forum
No then he will be furry
That's worse than furism lol
flint fox
No then he will be furry
i am on the edge of being one and just being a supporter in general
tawny sonnet
i am on the edge of being one and just being a supporter in general
Then why you got angry when i said what a name
In the end you are furry like creature 💀
flint fox
Then why you got angry when i said what a name
i deny being one until you know
tawny sonnet
In the end you are furry like creature 💀
But not furry
tired forum
I'm so hairy that anyone who likes me will automatically turn into a furry
flint fox
i mean i don't wanna make attention
tired forum
I'm like 60 percent covered in hair lol
flint fox
Bro really like his loyal bitch lol
wtf do you mean
tawny sonnet
wtf do you mean
Your loyal dog duh now i have to translate
flint fox
Your loyal dog duh now i have to translate
k :3
flint fox
Nope i don't care enough to dm a furry
ok
tepid relic
i deny being one until you know
Ong a furry
tawny sonnet
Bye bye see you later
tired forum
Bro really like his loyal bitch lol
That's taking it a bit too far, don't you think?
Stupid wifi made me send my message 5 min later
tawny sonnet
That's taking it a bit too far, don't you think?
I guess so 💀 last day i got timed out
tepid relic
Talking in this server is like treading on eggshells
Just don't be edgy ez
tawny sonnet
Just don't be edgy ez
Is that a Minecraft fish?
tepid relic
Is that a Minecraft fish?
Nope
teal dragon
violet flare
flint fox
Talking in this server is like treading on eggshells
walking on eggshells is just the equivalent of glass legos
tawny sonnet
https://tenor.com/view/removing-eggshell-that-little-puff-peeling-the-egg-peelin...
It looks interesting i should try once
tepid relic
Then ? It looks cool
Furry toaster
raw sleet
tired forum
Wat
wise mortar
Diabolical
tired forum
Free pawn, ig
raw sleet
kings gambit is OP
wise mortar
Free juicer
flint fox
Furry toaster
correct mindset
grim edge
wheres mitzu
jaunty kindle
He ded
primal fern
wheres mitzu
!welcome
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mild apex
If every game was like this
tired forum
Yeah
He's always here
Would be nice if we had a custom pink role color just to mess with him lol
grim edge
tbh true
wise mortar
Uhmmm, uwu?
viscid jacinth
Yo
viscid jacinth
1976 nice
primal fern
💪
viscid jacinth
Almost 2000 brotha
spark apex
hey look at my new elo
FIDE?
viscid jacinth
Just two more games
primal fern
Just two more games
3
viscid jacinth
Why not
primal fern
no more rapid tonight
viscid jacinth
no more rapid tonight
was 1976 achieved rn or
primal fern
i will be going over both of my wins right now in vc
wise mortar
primal fern
was 1976 achieved rn or
yes i am riding my peak
i'm analyzing my last 2 games just now in vc
spark apex
cant ever break free from a still cartoon image 😔
fleet scroll
Furry toaster
toaster detected, opinion invalidated
wise mortar
tepid relic
toaster detected, opinion invalidated
gay detected, opinion invalidated
fleet scroll
gay detected, opinion invalidated
wait so your opinion is double invalidated, but the double negative cancels itself out and it's now validated again
tepid relic
wait so your opinion is double invalidated, but the double negative cancels itse...
yep
spark apex
im 1560 now
congratulations on raising your rating hundreds of points while playing zero tournaments, very impressive 💪
wise mortar
Whats the lowest fide title
spark apex
send all your uscf data I can plug into mathematical model
viscid jacinth
WCM
spark apex
it won't be too useful if you're below 1700 uscf tho
viscid jacinth
Maybe idk
viscid jacinth
You are gonna get locked out bud
oh no why
wise mortar
Ive sent the mods the evidences
spark apex
im 1560 now
i was your fide rating like a year and a half ago 💀
blazing raptor
i was your fide rating like a year and a half ago 💀
yeah well now 1500 is worthless
rocky epoch
Ive been 850 for some time
viscid jacinth
wise mortar
Honestly any fide title is great right?? Its a great achievement
spark apex
NO
blazing raptor
Honestly any fide title is great right?? Its a great achievement
im an afm
viscid jacinth
Honestly any fide title is great right?? Its a great achievement
I mean yeah
wise mortar
Looks yummy
spark apex
I WILL PING SERVER MODS
spark apex
PYSCHOPATH
rocky epoch
What is that
mystic stream
i was your fide rating like a year and a half ago 💀
viscid jacinth
Momo with ketchup
rocky epoch
what is momo
viscid jacinth
Its like
spark apex
Momo with ketchup
ONLY EAT DUMPLINGS WITH SOY SAUCE
viscid jacinth
Soup dumplings
spark apex
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
fleet scroll
remember kids, all chess is cheese but not all cheese is chess
wise mortar
Momo with ketchup
Its that an avatar reference
viscid jacinth
But no soup
rocky epoch
Soup dumplings
Ohh that looks delicious
mystic stream
Remember when we were supposed to play each other and we got taken out of the tournament
viscid jacinth
ONLY EAT DUMPLINGS WITH SOY SAUCE
Brother its not dumplings its momo
spark apex
Remember when we were supposed to play each other and we got taken out of the to...
yeah lmao i hoenstly didn't care at that point bc of school
wise mortar
Soup dumplings
What country delicacy is that
spark apex
Brother its not dumplings its momo
momo are a form of dumplings
spark apex
It's like Tibetian cuisine, right?
viscid jacinth
What country delicacy is that
Nepal I think
wise mortar
Why u eat Momo 😭😭😭
spark apex
Around the Himalayas, I've had it at a Nepali restaraunt before
viscid jacinth
It's like Tibetian cuisine, right?
Its more like a street food here
novel moat
who wants to play
spark apex
Its more like a street food here
abomination to eat it with ketchup
wise mortar
Nepal I think
Ah probably thats why avatar creator create a character Momo
rocky epoch
who wants to play
Me unrated
viscid jacinth
abomination to eat it with ketchup
Its tastes better trust me
Pasta with ketchup tastes better too
wise mortar
I really want to eat lebanese food, heard its great
rocky epoch
Pasta with ketchup tastes better too
TRUE
wise mortar
Pasta with ketchup tastes better too
Agree
spark apex
someone asked for ketchup at an pizza exclusive restaraunt
wise mortar
Pasta with chilies is nice
spark apex
and proceeded to dump an entire bottle on their pizza
wise mortar
and proceeded to dump an entire bottle on their pizza
Yum
viscid jacinth
wise mortar
Oh my god now im hungry
viscid jacinth
Macaroni is pasta I think
spark apex
Ommm cheesewater & ketchup for dinner 😋 🍴
wise mortar
Bro are u a fatass u eat like no tomorrow
viscid jacinth
Bro are u a fatass u eat like no tomorrow
I am 6 ft and 51 kg
wise mortar
Pardon my french
wise mortar
I am 6 ft and 51 kg
Ok u need to eat more
tawny sonnet
Wassup
spark apex
I haven't eaten since yesterday morning 💀
tired forum
yo
tawny sonnet
I am 6 ft and 51 kg
You are skinny or something?
wise mortar
I haven't eaten since yesterday morning 💀
Eat now or you will suffer
spark apex
Eat now or you will suffer
sick so have zero appetite
I forced myself to eat one chicken nugget and near threw up
tawny sonnet
I haven't eaten since yesterday morning 💀
Drink coffee 🗿
spark apex
drinking a lot of fluid tho
wise mortar
sick so have zero appetite
Ah, drink some water at least
spark apex
like smoothies
wise mortar
Good
viscid jacinth
lets make some things less appetizing shall we
tired forum
you could use some astronaut food
viscid jacinth
You are skinny or something?
Obviously brotha
tired forum
y'know? the ones that comes in toothpaste tubes?
tawny sonnet
lets make some things less appetizing shall we
💀
spark apex
lets make some things less appetizing shall we
I can feel the refrigerated leftover hardness by just looking at this
wise mortar
Obviously brotha
Buy some mass gainers
spark apex
microwave your shit
tawny sonnet
microwave your shit
It cannot save 💀
pulsar imp
ong tactic is here
viscid jacinth
Ommm cheesewater & ketchup for dinner 😋 🍴
Wait are you being sarcastic cheesewater goes so hard
grim edge
sup
spark apex
Wait are you being sarcastic cheesewater goes so hard
you are not real
grim edge
oh hi abys
fleet scroll
hewwo
rocky epoch
@novel moat gg im not in that level yet
grim edge
how you doing?
fleet scroll
doing ok. really tired
novel moat
gg
rocky epoch
Who wanna play Im elo 850 unrated
fleet scroll
dam i'm only 400
novel moat
who wants to play
pulsar imp
who wants to play
im noob so wont be a good match for you
fleet scroll
any fellow 1. c4 enjoyers in the chat
novel moat
come bullet
viscid jacinth
@spark apex
No way you haven't tried cheese water
You know about momos and not cheese water tf?
nimble niche
ommm cheesewater for dinner
viscid jacinth
Its usually for evenings but sure
spark apex
ommm cheesewater for dinner
grim edge
<@905638546298273903>
Cheese water is that something
pulsar imp
wtf
viscid jacinth
Nah no way
You all haven't tried it??
You dip rooh afza in that
And it tastes so good
@spark apex try it fr
digital phoenix
yer mom
clear night
3 more pages and then reproduction complete. Then I'll do heredity.
Also, I bit through my finger subconsciously
fleet scroll
Also I am gonna learn how to draw anime girls
cringeeeeeeee
fleet scroll
I drew my hand at one point
I think like 6 or 7 years ago
lemme find it
Found it
thumb nail looks awful
grim edge
how were your hands so big 7 years ago..
fleet scroll
because I was still an adult 7 years ago...?
pulsar imp
because I was still an adult 7 years ago...?
are u 28-30yrs old? 💀
jagged minnow
because I was still an adult 7 years ago...?
How big are your hands?
Mine are 21cm
pulsar imp
another indian waaw
fleet scroll
are u 28-30yrs old? 💀
27
fleet scroll
Mine are 21cm
I have not measured my hands lol
grim edge
im a simple man
jagged minnow
I have not measured my hands lol
So like my hands can cover my face, can your hands cover your face?
pulsar imp
frank
grim edge
i like
chess
and cat
pulsar imp
hows ur 1.c4 journey going
jagged minnow
i like
chess
and cat
I am cat
fleet scroll
- c4 best opening
grim edge
hows ur 1.c4 journey going
it has came to an end
(for now)
grim edge
im gonna study it some more but im gonna play vienna in actual games
pulsar imp
ill make u join the 1. c4 cult
grim edge
because my ego (and elo) is too hurt to lose so much 😔
it's fun to play fr tho
fleet scroll
So like my hands can cover my face, can your hands cover your face?
Me holding an energy drink can
grim edge
i didnt play all that many back then but yesterday alone i got 4
jagged minnow
Me holding an energy drink can
Oh I guess your hand is slightly bigger than mine
fleet scroll
I'm 195 cm lol
jagged minnow
I'm 195 cm lol
Ohhh
grim edge
Me holding an energy drink can
your hands are MASSIVE
jagged minnow
I am around 187 cm probably
fleet scroll
I was around 180 cm
jagged minnow
I am 17 so I guess I can be 190+ aswell
fleet scroll
then I had a random growth spurt at 23
pulsar imp
holy shi u guys are tall af
grim edge
fr
jagged minnow
then I had a random growth spurt at 23
Ayo
fleet scroll
went from 180 to 195
grim edge
this is not a place for short ppl
jagged minnow
Nice
pulsar imp
this is not a place for short ppl
jagged minnow
this is not a place for short ppl
How short are you
alpine haven
I’m 185 cm at 17
jagged minnow
guys change the height topic fr
How short are you
fleet scroll
being short is fine
jagged minnow
nimble niche
Above average
which country
pulsar imp
How short are you
5`9
fleet scroll
nothing wrong with it
fleet scroll
<:Sadge:754408587735859331> 5`9
taller than my dad
iron barn
<:Sadge:754408587735859331> 5`9
Atleast ur not 5'4 like my ass
jagged minnow
Average is 5"8
nimble niche
in which country is 167 the average lmao
jagged minnow
So it's not short
iron barn
in which country is 167 the average lmao
My country, no? (Lithuania)
jagged minnow
in which country is 167 the average lmao
For girls
pulsar imp
pretty ppl: being ugly is fine
tall ppl: being short is fine
jagged minnow
pretty ppl: being ugly is fine
tall ppl: being short is fine
Being ugly and short is fine
alpine haven
in which country is 167 the average lmao
Asia
languid marlin
anyone here plays Minecraft??
pulsar imp
whats oggy doing here lmao
languid marlin
muje hindi aata hai
alpine haven
Asia has low underware size idk why
iron barn
I get a mini wave of sadness when the first thing a girl says she wants in a man is for him to be tall
Its incredibly unhealthy
languid marlin
ya
jagged minnow
I get a mini wave of sadness when the first thing a girl says she wants in a man...
Don't worry bro my crush got with a guy who was 5"3
nimble niche
average in indo is like 166
jagged minnow
She's 5"2
nimble niche
for males
languid marlin
even the average height in china is 172
your height?? 3 cm??
anyone plays Minecraft?
pulsar imp
guys
alpine haven
anyone plays Minecraft?
No
pulsar imp
im taller than magnus 💀
languid marlin
lol
fleet scroll
we all appreciate the short kings in cheese.com chat
iron barn
im taller than magnus 💀
Congrats
jagged minnow
we all appreciate the short kings in cheese.com chat
Fr
nimble niche
im taller than magnus 💀
how about kramnik
jagged minnow
And if you are younger than 25 and male you can still grow
pulsar imp
how about kramnik
too tall
jagged minnow
fleet scroll
how about kramnik
kramnik slightly taller than me
honest drift
Kramnik is too tall
pulsar imp
kasparov is 174cm too?
fleet scroll
And if you are younger than 25 and male you can still grow
This. I grew at age 23 when I thought I was done
grim edge
my discord servers 😔 🙏
honest drift
Im 189cm 16 can i reach 192? Doubt
jagged minnow
Im 189cm 16 can i reach 192? Doubt
You can reach 195+
nimble niche
im taller than caruana, anand and karpov
jagged minnow
Not that easy
Keep stretching
grim edge
Above average
my mums like 5'9 ill probably be the same 😼
jagged minnow
What if girls stare at me
grim edge
i hope
jagged minnow
my mums like 5'9 ill probably be the same 😼
Nice
nimble niche
I mean if i was a girl i wouldnt want a dude shorter than me either
go to indo and you'd be a giant
alpine haven
I’m 185 at 16 I want 190 I can?
grim edge
Yeah the thing is every single girl in my class is noticably taller than me
height doesnt matter lol
jagged minnow
I’m 185 at 16 I want 190 I can?
Yep
nimble niche
it's not about the height if you're looking for indonesian gfs
jagged minnow
height doesnt matter lol
Then again I got rejected once because of my height
grim edge
height doesnt matter lol
jagged minnow
She said I was too tall
grim edge
exteremely loud incorrect buzzer
grim edge
Then again I got rejected once because of my height
then youre js picking the wrong person
iron barn
height doesnt matter lol
I mean yeah
wise mortar
Girls only care about your elo fr
iron barn
No point in crying about it
jagged minnow
Ayo?
grim edge
https://tenor.com/view/lie-lie-detector-cap-you-are-lying-stop-lying-gif-1219838...
NO MY BF IS LIT 5'6 TOO
pulsar imp
Girls only care about your elo fr
instructions unclear still single
nimble niche
She said I was too tall
224cm boban marjanovic married a 165cm woman
pulsar imp
YO WHAT 💀
wise mortar
instructions unclear still single
You are not super gm
jagged minnow
224cm boban marjanovic married a 165cm woman
Damn that girl was like 150
alpine haven
Korean girl ☹️
grim edge
dont be rude to him 😾
pulsar imp
You are not super gm
grim edge
i see we're repeating our chat from last evening
jagged minnow
She's 35kg
viscid jacinth
Not with big eyes obviously
wise mortar
She's 35kg
She is a skeleton?
grim edge
im bi so you arent wrong 😼
jagged minnow
Oh mb
wise mortar
im bi so you arent wrong 😼
jagged minnow
She is a skeleton?
I Said the same to her
grim edge
She's 35kg
bru how old r u 2 😭 🙏
grim edge
She's 35kg
thats scary
jagged minnow
bru how old r u 2 😭 🙏
She's 2 years younger
grim edge
she must be really short then
wise mortar
Bro date a hobbit
jagged minnow
thats scary
I can pick her up with one hand If want to
grim edge
She's 2 years younger <:shrug:1210463953138745374>
so youre 10 and shes 8 from what i can see
jagged minnow
she must be really short then
150 cm
wise mortar
I can pick her up with one hand If want to
Dont tell me your gf is your pillow waifu
jagged minnow
so youre 10 and shes 8 from what i can see
I am 17 she's 15
wise mortar
Whutnthenhelllllll
pulsar imp
wait
grim edge
I am 17 she's 15
that was a close call
pulsar imp
close call fr
grim edge
just 1 more year and youre done buddy
wise mortar
Bro gonna date an underage nezt year
grim edge
im grateful abt my height 
pulsar imp
alpine haven
I’m 50kg and I’m mad idk why I eat a lot but don’t gain weight
grim edge
im 174cm and 43/44 kg chat is it over
wise mortar
Why y'all think 2 year age gap is sus
Next year gonna be sus
pulsar imp
im 174cm and 43/44 kg chat is it over
damn bro
wise mortar
im 174cm and 43/44 kg chat is it over
Eat some fcking chicken mate
jagged minnow
Next year gonna be sus
Nah I got rejected so I don't think so
wise mortar
Nah I got rejected so I don't think so
Good
pulsar imp
u guys underweight fr
grim edge
Eat some fcking chicken mate
i eat a lot and no weight 😔
jagged minnow
im 174cm and 43/44 kg chat is it over
I am 187 and 58kg
grim edge
i eat a lot and no weight 😔
but that elo up fr fr
wise mortar
i eat a lot and no weight 😔
Not enough, not enough calories
grim edge
Not enough, not enough calories
too bad 😭 🙏
wise mortar
Do some calisthenics if you are to lazy to goto gym
jagged minnow
Do some calisthenics if you are to lazy to goto gym
I do calesthenics
wise mortar
Drink mass gainer, and eat your goddamn chicken breast
jagged minnow
Damn
pulsar imp
(I barely make it to the healthy BMI of 18.7)
honest drift
Mine is similar
pulsar imp
bro
wise mortar
No way you are a discord mod
wise mortar
Ban deez nuts
jagged minnow
How do you know your BMI?
honest drift
I go gym now which req more food so my weight has increased considerably
grim edge
How do you know your BMI?
calculator
pulsar imp
alr guys im off to study
wise mortar
I go gym now which req more food so my weight has increased considerably
Count your calories
honest drift
Count your calories
Nah I just eat
wise mortar
Nah I just eat
And how do you know its enough
glass kiln
Banned
wise mortar
Ok then
wise mortar
Ruh
grim edge
ruh 😔
grim edge
fym u couldnt afford food
jagged minnow
https://tenor.com/view/minion-but-despicable-me-pool-swim-gif-16227921
Keep posting this one gif and you will find me under your bed
jagged minnow
You must have lost some weight and became trial mod instead of mod
grim edge
ah
honest drift
Kg?
jagged minnow
Lbs or kg
wise mortar
Wth
bright prairie
i love women
wise mortar
Bro jaba the hutt
honest drift
Damn
jagged minnow
Damn you be straving
wise mortar
Damn you be straving
Type better man
grim edge
i can relate
jagged minnow
Type better man
My fingers are big man
grim edge
except it wasnt in college 🗣️🔥🔥
wise mortar
My fingers are big man
wise mortar
Chess really ruined out life huh
grim edge
Chess really ruined out life huh
nuh uh
im actually 6'5
i feel better than ever playing chess
honest drift
Oka
wise mortar
im actually 6'5
Are u Kyoshi
honest drift
Parents are tall :
grim edge
Are u Kyoshi
whats that
wise mortar
Bro need to learn geography
jagged minnow
im actually 6'5
Proof
jagged minnow
Yuh
grim edge
uhm
honest drift
@mom @dad
jagged minnow
He's indian
wise mortar
Yeah but different “asia” stereotypes
grim edge
ironic
honest drift
South asia 💀
jagged minnow
Mb I didn't know where my country is located
wise mortar
grim edge
most american thing i ever heard
honest drift
Lel
jagged minnow
most american thing i ever heard
Read*
honest drift
🫨 🤔
jagged minnow
Who hurt you tho
My crush
jagged minnow
fleet scroll
im 174cm and 43/44 kg chat is it over
over for what
grim edge
over for what
for life
jagged minnow
over for what
Over for him
grim edge
im gonna die fr 😔
grim edge
too underweight
wise mortar
Its the opposite
jagged minnow
Nope emotionally
fleet scroll
too underweight
so... eat some food and get some exercise?
wise mortar
so... eat some food and get some exercise?
He got diabetes sadly
grim edge
so... eat some food and get some exercise?
too much work
i like chess more
jagged minnow
too underweight
I never met a car who's 174 cm
grim edge
also diabetes kinda limit me on that so
fleet scroll
too much work
i like chess more
I hate chess
wise mortar
jagged minnow
Real
grim edge
I hate chess
youre not bobby fischer buddy, i am
honest drift
I dont have a girlfriend nor crush life too easy rn tbh
fleet scroll
youre not bobby fischer buddy, i am
ew why would I want to be bobby fischer
grim edge
ew why would I want to be bobby fischer
you wouldnt get it
wise mortar
you wouldnt get it
Bro a joker
fleet scroll
bizarre
grim edge
Bro a joker
Im everyone and no one. Everything and nothing. For me there is no life or death, only existence.
wise mortar
My hemorrhoid swelling because of sitting too much
grim edge
<:yallclown:801967342598881320>
no u
jagged minnow
Lmao
jagged minnow
probably gonna have a stroke or sum
Stretching is the way
grim edge
hmm...
well i dont have any plans then sooo
wise mortar
Why are we discussing silly matters
honest drift
Guys one day I slept and you wont believe what happened
wise mortar
Why are we here?
grim edge
Guys one day I slept and you wont believe what happened
you woke up
jagged minnow
Why are we discussing silly matters
honest drift
you woke up
Exactly!!
wise mortar
I wish i woke up as a femboy
grim edge
im scared i wont wake up the next day 😔 🙏
jagged minnow
I wish i woke up as a femboy
You are a femboy
wise mortar
No iam not
jagged minnow
im scared i wont wake up the next day 😔 🙏
I am scared I will not be HIM
grim edge
im scared i wont wake up the next day 😔 🙏
btw if i dont send atleast 1 message on this server a day, just assume im dead already
nimble niche
You are a femboy
black and femboy don't go together
jagged minnow
btw if i dont send atleast 1 message on this server a day, just assume im dead a...
Are you terminally Ill?
jagged minnow
black and femboy don't go together
Oh
grim edge
Are you terminally Ill?
nah but shi can happen
wise mortar
black and femboy don't go together
I am a chinese, perfect femboy material
jagged minnow
nah but shi can happen
Damn
grim edge
with diabetes if u dont pay attention u gon die 😔
wise mortar
Goddamn
fleet scroll
black and femboy don't go together
they definitely can
jagged minnow
with diabetes if u dont pay attention u gon die 😔
How did you even get diabetes?
wise mortar
Take care of your health man
jagged minnow
Choose your parents carefully
wise mortar
How did you even get diabetes?
Playing london opening
wise mortar
jagged minnow
me when idk what im talking about
nimble niche
they definitely can
speaking from personal experience?
jagged minnow
How much sugar y'all consume in a day?
grim edge
there are 2 types of diabetes:
type 1 and type 2
you get type 2 from something idk
and you get type 1 when your the thing that produces insulin stop working
fleet scroll
speaking from personal experience?
correct
wise mortar
What type are u
wise mortar
How much sugar y'all consume in a day?
50 g
grim edge
type 1
and as far as i know it wasnt my fault i got diabetes nor my parents, just shi happened
jagged minnow
there are 2 types of diabetes:
type 1 and type 2
you get type 2 from something i...
I knew about that but got consume between them
fleet scroll
How much sugar y'all consume in a day?
close to 0 unless you count complex carbs breaking down into sugar
wise mortar
type 1
and as far as i know it wasnt my fault i got diabetes nor my parents, jus...
Genetics? Your grandparents?
jagged minnow
close to 0 unless you count complex carbs breaking down into sugar
Same
grim edge
Genetics? Your grandparents?
my grandpa got type 2, not sure if that means anything
fleet scroll
type 1
and as far as i know it wasnt my fault i got diabetes nor my parents, jus...
I'm probably going to end up getting it. It runs in both sides of my family
grim edge
i also got it in 2021, not when i was born
wise mortar
my grandpa got type 2, not sure if that means anything
Well its gen then
grim edge
steep kernel
:<
fleet scroll
chess and cheese
jagged minnow
my grandpa got type 2, not sure if that means anything
My father also had diabetes I will try to be careful in the future (type 2)
wise mortar
Just take care pal, eat healthy, work out
jagged minnow
grim edge
when i got it 3 years ago i was scared no girl would want me because of it, but they dont want me anyways so it doesnt matter
yes that thing
wise mortar
when i got it 3 years ago i was scared no girl would want me because of it, but ...
Its not the worst desease in the world, you will be fine
fleet scroll
🤢
fleet scroll
when i got it 3 years ago i was scared no girl would want me because of it, but ...
bro you gotta stop worrying about girls liking you all the time
nimble niche
chinese and b+ blood type don't go together, yes i failed the blood test
foggy cove
hey
grim edge
Its not the worst desease in the world, you will be fine
worst thing to tell someone that just got an illness/desease but idrc anymore
jagged minnow
bro you gotta stop worrying about girls liking you all the time
How would bro continue his bloodline then
foggy cove
...
grim edge
bro you gotta stop worrying about girls liking you all the time
if my brother doesnt get a gf then this bloodline ends right here
wise mortar
worst thing to tell someone that just got an illness/desease but idrc anymore
Well sorry, but im trying to ease you a bit,
fleet scroll
if my brother doesnt get a gf then this bloodline ends right here
ok and?
wise mortar
How would bro continue his bloodline then
Adopting chess players
grim edge
Well sorry, but im trying to ease you a bit,
nah im fine i got used to it
wise mortar
You can adopt these bozos in the chat, pick one
steep kernel
if my brother doesnt get a gf then this bloodline ends right here
you will have lots of chances later you're being too harsh on yourself
jagged minnow
You can adopt these bozos in the chat, pick one
Bro's a pick me
wise mortar
Bro's a pick me
U stinky
nimble niche
if my brother doesnt get a gf then this bloodline ends right here
environmentalist mentality
grim edge
you will have lots of chances later you're being too harsh on yourself
nah, once ugly always ugly 🗣️ 🙏
fleet scroll
and its gonna be very boo hoo
ok I'll give you the rundown on how to get a gf
wise mortar
U stinkier
Yeah wanna smel my fart?
jagged minnow
ok I'll give you the rundown on how to get a gf
Talk to girls
steep kernel
nah, once ugly always ugly 🗣️ 🙏
definitely not, this could be your glowup arc
jagged minnow
Easy
wise mortar
All you need is to become reddit mod and discord mod
jagged minnow
Yeah wanna smel my fart?
I would you
grim edge
Talk to girls
instructions were unclear
wise mortar
Girls will come to you fr
fleet scroll
and its gonna be very boo hoo
- personal hygiene
- girls are normal people, not magical creatures. talk to them like you would talk to literally anyone else
- no creepy advances
there you go, three easy steps to get a gf
wise mortar
- Stop wasting your time in discord
nimble niche
step 1 to talk to girls: hop off discord and hop on snapchat
grim edge
1. personal hygiene
2. girls are normal people, not magical creatures. talk to t...
too difficult, im gonna go play chess instead
wise mortar
Snapchat is still a thing?
jagged minnow
step 1 to talk to girls: hop off discord and hop on snapchat
Snapchat is shiiii
steep kernel
Snapchat is still a thing?
yes
grim edge
step 1 to talk to girls: hop off discord and hop on snapchat
i am not downloading that
wise mortar
Bro we already move to friendster
jagged minnow
I never used Snapchat once in my life
steep kernel
seriously?
fleet scroll
my little cousin will send me pictures of her ceiling fan with random captions. it's hilarious
jagged minnow
Yes
nimble niche
Snapchat is still a thing?
apparently it is
grim edge
i got it once and uninstalled it after 5 minutes, probably because i didnt have any friends
wise mortar
i got it once and uninstalled it after 5 minutes, probably because i didnt have ...
Bro stop making sad stories
Bro using sad story american idol strat
grim edge
Bro stop making sad stories
those are real stories
fleet scroll
i got it once and uninstalled it after 5 minutes, probably because i didnt have ...
gotta go out and touch grass. go meet people. make friends
jagged minnow
i got it once and uninstalled it after 5 minutes, probably because i didnt have ...
How old are you? I can be your friend
steep kernel
frank are you a cat
wise mortar
We are all friends here
grim edge
How old are you? I can be your friend
nah i already got friends, just didnt have any back then
grim edge
frank are you a cat
yes
jagged minnow
Bro rejected me 😔
wise mortar
Meow
grim edge
Bro rejected me 😔
🫂
wise mortar
Bro rejected me 😔
steep kernel
meow
fleet scroll
all of my friends moved, so it's just me now. I should probably make some time to go visit tbh
pulsar imp
How old are you? I can be your friend
blud got rejected for the 2nd time
pure badge
Any otb tournament player here?
nimble niche
pulsar imp
Any otb tournament player here?
🤚
wise mortar
Whu the hell
jagged minnow
https://tenor.com/view/rickroll-gif-20131839
That's it I am kidnapping your ass
wise mortar
steep kernel
took a selfie
real
pulsar imp
Hello, I have several questions if it is possible in DM
suree
i only have knowledge about fide rated otb tmts only btw
grim edge
real
its kinda dark so its not very good quality
when im done running from the cops in the middle of the forest i will send one
steep kernel
its kinda dark so its not very good quality
when im done running from the cops i...
okay!
pulsar imp
your pfp is so nice
ikr i took it when i was travelling
steep kernel
same
wise mortar
Want to be horny together
Whutnthenhelll
steep kernel
whoa
jagged minnow
please calm down
I am indeed very calm
grim edge
Want to be horny together
count your days
stable perch
i got scared for a sec..
steep kernel
anime pu
wise mortar
A
grim edge
https://tenor.com/view/neko-cat-pixelated-censored-gif-17483547
CAR!!!
stone sundial
glossy radish
car
wise mortar
Dead channel
I remember general chat heydays
Thanks to mods
They changed the name
wise mortar
@nocturne elk I SUMMON U
grim edge
now da channel ded
nocturne elk
<@998207202689044540> I SUMMON U
nocturne elk
why are there so many variants of kekw lmfao
pulsar imp
<@757169492592951348> when you releasing that c4 masterclass 🗣️
12th march it is
dont ask me why so late
grim edge
12th march it is
i have a tournament on 23rd, u coming in clutch frfr
random drum
what happened to this guy
https://x.com/vishy64theking/status/1763484324014477648?s=20
Twitter
vishy 💀
shy pike
i got scared for a sec..
what a chicken
random drum
https://x.com/alexandrabotez/status/1762925118576062493?s=20
hottest player with botez sisters
Twitter
stable perch
bro looks disgusted💀
barren hare
hammer just said that blitz is way harder than rapid on cc
wise mortar
https://x.com/alexandrabotez/status/1762925118576062493?s=20
hottest player with...
U mean bolshevik sister?
barren hare
bullet is literally the easiest lol
its not even chess so i dont really count it
cause if half of your wins are from time then yea its not chess
summer viper
hello hello hello everyone
peak plank
easiest... what?
they both are different why tf are people comparing them
both people get a time per side
its equal for both people
wise mortar
Simmer down
peak plank
I dont see how thats objectively easier
summer viper
hows everyone doing
nimble niche
bullet is not chess, therefore i don't play chess
tulip sun
Hi
tulip sun
are u tails
I'm not tails and i'm not a furry
shy pike
mhm
summer ice
Hmm
limpid forge
hmm
summer ice
Danya has a 70% loss rate yet he's only 30 points behind Hikaru (who's no 1)
tulip sun
grim edge
:3
summer ice
Naroditsky
tulip sun
limpid forge
Naroditsky
asked? 🤔
limpid forge
<:Stare:1101258307651502161>
bro reacted to his own msg
wise mortar
Dead channel
tulip sun
bro reacted to his own msg
other people do it too. I'm not the only one that does that 
limpid forge
Dead channel
true
limpid forge
https://tenor.com/view/minion-but-despicable-me-pool-swim-gif-16227921
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