#💬〡general-off-topic
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please post this in #mod-channel
no this is my final warning
ok 600
Hi
meow
no cat girl pfp no meow
meow
I love dressing fem
Femboy?
Well I'm a guy so
astolfo and vegeta have the same height
:o
And weight-
Ok then u r a femboy
feminine * (same thing smh)
no
Ur a femboy
Yes
no
Canonically they're the same weight and height
Not really Im just bi ;-;
They shouldn't, but it's true
stop the cap
I know it's weird
fake
what is this stupid claim anyways? If you have a positive winrate it's mathematically worse to take money for pawns captured
i refuse to belive it
Vegeta is just underweight for some reason
How r u bi, male, straight, and this
😈
this could mean something wildly different depending on how you interpret the context
yes, but also no
Im bi im a guy lol idk why I have those pronounce tbh
56 kg smh
💀💀
But Ye im a guy
db super spoiler
vegeta finally beat goku in a fight
well not really a spoiler since the anime is done ig
Gotchu
you can call me any pronounce
manga sir
what about d/n
Hi
hello
Hi
Gay/femboy?
Later
you connected by yourself. well done
As long I can understand
No!
What you prefer he or she?
Hi
Hi
Ur new
Hi Indian,?
Haan ji
Go to sleep bro 💀
Hi
Sleep is for the weak bhai
He
Ok he
How old u
@warped coyotehi goat
679
hi el cheesy
Likewise
Hi anus
9
Kinda
h
@maiden mesa are you Linguini_Gang? (sorry for pinging you.)
GG.
gg
chess
Do u want to take back what u just said
pronounce
Anyone wanna play chess blitz/bullet/rapid
pronounce
I can't get over this
Thou art pronounced dead
Sleep! It's important for your brain 
fool mate 👀
Maybe time for chess talk
yes <3
I swear I cant play different modes on mobile
Download web chess.com from mobile
Web- add to home screen and it's work.
Like a app
But still it's better on computer :)
meow

hai :3
We take thoese
hi furry
Hi pretty human organ
what
anyone with 500 elo wanna fight (pros only)
fellow furry :3
nah
ah yes of course
infinite craft
I wanna get adopted by scarlett johansson
who
what
Yo can someone put this in another server
no
sup
Bye
How's your day
Horrible
Thank goodness
:(
Leaving what
You said bye
Not at all
Oh
💀
I was gonna help 😭
Wait wait im feeling horrible now
💀 lmao
I was gonna write you a piano piece
SAY HORRIBLE DONT U LEARN
Omg pls do, wait that takes so long
💀 ok nvm im horrible (im held on a gunpoint by choclate)
All of 10 minutes maybe
LMAOOO
Wait what do u actually write sheet music
Im calling u cb
U spelled my name wrong
Well sometimes I do, mostly I just create something
Ok go
cb is easy to say so go ahead
Pretty theme?
Idc j do something
Wait wtf uve been here since 2022?
How come i havent ever seen u
cuz i didnt talk
Oh
start a conversation im bad at starting one
Whats ur fav type of explosive
wtf-
@lament jacinth 👀

Blame her for it
UwU
Im recording it wait
prolly the death of black hole then
The most underwhelming final smash:
yo ben wassup
You have this epic cutscene and then it leads to the most basic slightly stronger than average attack
I’m doing pretty good, got to 1900 after 4 months since I dropped
Now it’s just time to get to 2K
YOOO NICE
Yea for sure
Ngl idk what happened last time, i got through 1800 in a literal week and went all the way to 1950

Then I dropped down to 1720 and stayed in that range for a good bit till I got back
do u decide on a particular number of games that you are gonna play
More just depends on what feels right tbh
Tbf I I played lichess blitz and bullets for a bit aswell which was probably mb

Yep lmao
Anyways I gotta get some scholarship work done
Istg school likes to wait till now only to give us 80% of the work in the year and cram it in each hour they can make us work
what have i told you
"Don't worry bro the Boss is easy"
The Boss:
UWU means
Uranium Tungsten Uranium
⚠️⚠️⚠️
Radioactive Substance detected
Launch da nukes
Hey guys what are the symbols of
Iodine
Copper
Phosphorus in that order
I know the symbols
I don't know what they mean but I know that something inappropriate
IC-
Yep
DM
icespice
Disagree
And He hung mate in 19374728292 moves
what
Hii
i might be screwed, i have 5 pages of screenplay to write by tomorrow in addition to a test i have to study for, prep for a chess tournament the day after tomorrow, and like 40 problems on a topic that was taught on the day i was sick and missed school
Uwu
uwu
try not to get hit on by chess.com pedos challenge
Bro malding because i beat him in puzzle battle
I mean my chesscom pfp aint that…bad
This is the Chess.com profile of weryweryinteresting. Take a look!
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1210 (1219 peak)
Blitz: 971 (1073 peak)
Right????
you mean supernovas?
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Hello everyone:D
HAI
Just had the weirdest game ever where I was doing like amazing attack after attack
and my opponent turned like 7 good attacks into even trades
weirdest thing ever he had +1 pawn at the start and he managed to even trade me in to a losing endgame cause of that one pawn
hii
Hello :>
Hola :3

i hate chess
gonna go smash my head in to a wall and cry because i lost 7 elo
why
its ok u can always get it back
Got that saved on my phone

thats great
I love chess

me too
Now give me diamond membership
I got a tournament next Wednesday and Im 100% gonna get my ass beat
im debating chugging 2 energy drinks and just doing it all, issue is that itll basically destroy my energy for like three days at least
same but at least im playing low rated opponents
Night light is good
Im playing 2000...
yep ur screwed rip in peace
whats yer elo
meow
Secret:>
mashu is 2800
Bro exposed me ;-;
Lmao
Funniest thing I've heard all day
bunny noise
I am 1200s but still cant figure out when or not to put knight in front of pawn, or instead push the pawn to strike at the center
Please touch grass
no give me
Im broke 
This is LOL right?
Mobile legend probably
same..
Go work, simple
He should touch grass
Yeah and start playing otb chess

Wait i cant mention ran rhy
wtf
I olay soccer I touch grass everyday
Play Idk why i can't spell Today
“Soccer” yeah you are not a football player
what the hell is soccer
🙋🏻🙋🏻🙋🏻🙋🏻🙋🏻
I live in America plus everyone speak english so I call it soccer
I mmma touch you
Ewww

Lets call chess “complex checkers”
RAHHH AMERICA MENTIONEDDDD WTF IS AA KILOMETRESSSSSSS 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗿🗿🗿🗿😈😈😈😈🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫
Tbh I've only live in America for like few year Idk what the fck is their measure system is
WTFFF IS A ANOTHER COUNTRYYYYY
Mcdonald
Grass is smth I step on everyday so are you grass cuz I want to step on you
Disgusting food
Eh once in a while is ok
mcdonalds is awesome
Personally i like kfc better
Soccer > football
That come from my asian tongue
ckickfila and panera bread goated
What asian are u
Sup ben
Indonesian one
R u Muslim?
Catholic, chinese-indonesian
What’s up
Hm alr
How u been
i hate noobs
We are all noobs here pal
@polar roost
im not
Whats your elo
everyone here is a noob
1000

Light work
Are you a brawl stars player btw?
no
Guess that banner threw me off guard
Uwu
OwO
i love you
fk u my heart belongs to someone else
im someone else
@stuck kestrel 
ur more of a nobody
stfu

nahh wth is that
you
nfn
I wanna pull my eyes out
what’s that
@frigid zephyr lets play brawl stars
rfnsnfkamldfjbvjdsjfn vj
I can't rn
didnt ask
kfrejdbkr jdvmcs,rnjd mc,xnjdscgrqnfGBRJNDMBVJNDfjvidif95fh v56321dschbx ndc65321
bro thas literally u rn
i only have 6000 trophys
Who?
And how many brawlers
25 ig
Could never be me
Yeah thats bad indeed
but on my alt acc i have like 35/36
Soon
There are 76 brawlers currently
i just started playing
nuh uh
all i have is mecha mortis
@stuck kestrel
and depression
:(
i have 6 hypercharges and like 20 maxed brawlers
Interesting
Thats a big accomplishment for a 6000
didnt ask
my one true love
Not soon never
Good for you
thanks
i got a discount of 300 gems for 1 dollar

Okie
xin chao
Chao
@frigid zephyr on my alt acc i have 2 legendary brawlers
leon and mico maxed
2 brawl passes
i don’t know how to write 
Mico is mythic
i have meg
Oh
but she sucks
mico terrible
Ik thats why i left her as my last legendary for unlocking
Wassup wassup
hes annoying when u play against him but then u realize when u play him that ur ammo takes forever to reload and all u do is jump around
Yeah because he takes skill
what did i even type
🗿
i would rather play someone like dynamic
who is fun and actually takes sklil
meow
@mODS !!!
I hate mico not gonna lie
i have dynamike r20 with dyna tengu im rich
tf is dyna tengu
A new skin
the skin
oh
The one that looks like a Japanese oni
better than the mecha dyna
i have PSG and classic im broke :(
your broke
I have classic and bellhop
*you're
i have like 3 accs
so do i
one is rich asf one is ok and one is mecha mortis
Queens Gambit worth watching?
but i dont grind the game
I have 10
same
how many r25 brawlers do u have
1/1/2
All of em
only 4?
Is queens gambit worth watching?
yeah
oof
I meann
I SUCK AT THIS GAME
Eh
sucker
It's good but I don't know if it's overrated
Now i understand what you people talking about
worth reading
i have 18 but all of them are the OG brawlers or really op ones
Lmaoo
because i used to play when it released not anymore though
no doug r25?
why would you care about the opinion of others
I’m not joking
if it’s good then watch it
nop

My closest to rank 25 is fang and mandy
you sucks
Ohh I could make a joke but I'd get ban
ok bud, u have 4 r25
Do it i got 2 times out
I don't, That's just the way of me telling him don't put your expectations too high
Just because of the community
i got meg from the free legendary stardrop today
Nah
😭pain
LMAO don’t do it marshy
U kinda noob bro

No its not because you saved 3800 credits for a better brawler
am i
Yea
1v1
You can see some plays it's good
loser
looser
Wit wtf the game just gave me a free hypercharge
Mhhm
yeah
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One second i have a meme i sending to your dm lol
Hi
No way i just got larry and lawrie from a star drop
Another busted brawler for no reason
@orchid sun whats ur username
Fr
ew brawl stars
I just needa clap this guy rq then ill hop off
Hes not friending me though i think hes scared
Bro actually just logged off
Wait nvm he had to get on his alt to friend me cus hes scared
i sent you
He doesnt want the smoke on his main
Hi
Should i play this new brawler
no
Ok
ok 600
no....
so no
dies
This guy just cooked on mortis v dynamike theres no way
@mystic stream 1v1 me on brawl stars bro.
I think we all know whos better now
This game any good?
i was not even playing fr
i suck bro
@mystic stream i love you
R u a girl
no
I dont love you
sexist
I dont love men
my fav game is undertale
ok
:3
my least favorite game is chess
sane
ayo what's up MR. NM
Same
nugget master

Sup
2300 rapid Nm smh
bullet otb would be fun
incorrect
i hate chess
welcome to the club
ur in the right place
bro got his enlightenment
nothing much how about you
Not much either
Just finished my university homework
I have always wondered
What the purpose of homework is like if you're going to research something than why going to school and vice versa
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that question has no 'vice versa' lol
Thanks
Why going to school of you're gonna research something
If

i mean... i thought that was kinda obvious
But you could educate yourself by your own
By watching YouTube videos for example or by downloading PDFs
nah not really. in some things like chess, sure but i'm sure you would have a hard time figuring out how to learn bioinformatics methods quickly if you tried by yourself.
And sometimes they're even better than some teachers who give convoluted explanations
and where are you going to get the money for the laboratory equipment to do research?
you need to have education in your background to even be remotely considered via your CV if you want a job doing research
your thinking is a bit innocent in this regard haha
research requires prior education
specifically on the topic you are researching, the literature surrounding it, as well as access to collaborations
I have met many administrators who never graduated and yet they run their own business be it a small or a huge one and they manage it pretty well and so do their children
Business administration
Agree
it's a chess server my guy
yes then they changed it
when i saw it a week ago
cite my quote on the moon server
So that's where my rook went
Haven't read it yet but I already agree
cat is plotting
🤮 tikt*k
your mother
Is there a way to buy a membership for somebody who already has one on mobile?
are you one of them
them?
My thesis got rejected
But I still hate Liya
Tictoe haters
UwU
Sup
well yeah it’s garbage
tiktok is brain rotting
My thesis got rejected
Abd liya rejected me
And so did Serena
meow
which thesis
Can somebody send me a friend request?
hello
Dead chat
Sup
Womp womp
Womp wimp womp
Ungawa
Bomboclaat
Wah gwaan mhy yute?
Jonger leg mi am arsch he
Im here to fix chat
Thesis thingy need to graduate
Chat revive yourself
Chat tell the dark presence to stop being bossy
no
Good move
@lament jacinth when are we getting that piano piece fr
dog
Hey chimmer ask the dark presence why she likes hurting me
whos dark presence
which dark presence
The creature of night who haunts my dreams
I call her red flower because I fear invoking her name might summon her
liya
liya
Shivers ran through my spine
Yes.
Ok
Also
Tell it that even if it hurt me I still want it around though Im not healed enough to speak to them yet
These are chips
no
Chips
Chips
People should get a life and touch grass.
Chips
I just finished a full bag of chips
i have tree
Im touching grass and I might just want to die in this beautiful field
Our thesis got rejected
The worst part is that it was the 4th rejection of the week and its not even sunday yet
what
This GIF makes me uncomfortable and now there are military choppers flying right over my house.
How many do you have to make
My life is sucky sucky rn and I want comfort
Not all of them are thesis
The thing is
Theres one thesis that was rejected
Aside from that rejection, I got rejected by 3 girls
why would a thesis be rejected
Because it lacks data apparently
nah just fast
Chimmer is a fast furrry
So is chimmer sonic?
why do you not understand anything
is english ur 2nd language or sumn
hello again
Chessers
I mean
You said you were fast
And you ARE a furry
So are you sonic????
cheese
....
Oh.
This is a perfect example of correlation not leading to causation
no because i'm not a furry nor fast and i'm saying that to joke with ppl
I already gave to the chocolate guy
You're the only person here actually trying to take this literally
hi liya
I mean
I was joking too if you didnt catch that.
I speak monotone so even while talking I sound like I'm being stupid
play the piece on piano wen
I already did. Recorded it. And sent it to chocolate
Kindly tell the dark presence that she plays well but she forfeited the rights to my heart
livy need kno why you like hurt him
Chimmer
Am I boring and uninspired and weak willed and tiresome?
i retain no information regarding that
So am I a bore? A used up piece of crap that doesnt function? A toil with no purpose?
Am I simply useless garbage?
how tf am i supposed to know
...
you know yourself better
.....
So you're saying I should die?
you decide what you want to do
Okay
I know what must be done
Goodbye everyone.
Bet
Back
What is livy doing
this thing
Attention seeking?
Womp womp
Hemlo
💀
meow
You're probably in the top 3 of my favourite people in this server
Where am I?
99th?
Idk you enough
my blitz is 1k
what
what's your nickname
Tell me am I cooked?
Im literally just trolling here cause im bored 
fine just unrated
Yes and it's funny

lol skill issue
Fr all u need is to follow the guidelines
Huh
What are " it" pronouns 😭
You're not German, you wouldn't understand
Oh
Also why is that unusual
Huh
"You only meet a person for the first time once"
give a man a mushroom, you feed him for a day. tell him to pick his own mushrooms, he feeds himself for the rest of his life.
.
ILY
Hi @lament jacinth
stay away @lament jacinth from my best fren
Huh
ok simp
Hiiiu
simp for liya 
He's telling me to stay away from you
that 4'10
bro got that i dont know you energy

.
4`10 💀
why is general off topic more ded than chess talk
nvm chess talk is active
Wsg chess nerds
Update: I am now 1300
Cause we are not nerds
Update: find an original joke
Most epic geometry dash video

ayoo
Shut your attitude now and shove your rating down your ass
POOP
Mean
500 me:
Depends on the fyp
Queen trap ?
thats what i call it idk
Hm
in these situations i call it a queen trap
How do you trap the queen
what i mean is basically you have no choice but to move the queen to stop checkmate
idk bro thats what i call it 💀
and also you can trap a queen it just depends on the opening and moves
that sounds way more correct
No chess in general off topic
Chess after work , ready to exercise My mind
Your Bi||cycle|| is hanging 💀
What happen if the cycle drop onto the pc 😐
What happens when Gothamchess throws keys at you
It wont
Answer this
What happens when Gothamchess throws keys at you?
It doesn't make you anxious you are not in the home and there's a earth quick and it drop
Ask the same question in my dm i will answer
I will get time out of I say it loud 💀
I used to have same setup in my first house , so basically when earthquake happens yeah it drops somehow but idgaf tho 🤣
Earthquake happens and it drops but luckily its far away from my pc
eat it
You really using your good luck points for your pc left some for future lol
Hello guys!
Asia?
Ground is pretty shaky out there!
Wild
Wassup
Good hbu
Hihi
Good
Yeah I'm from Asia but eq only happens here not so frequent like japan
Yes I got asked some very weird questions in chess talk which lead to said person getting banned
You can get ban for talking?
Philippines, I love this country
Or it's only time out
Oh for sure, talk the wrong words and you're gone
play mobile legends? 🗿
Yeah nice country but it's a 3rd world cntry
Where are you from?
I am from Greece
How many of you dead lol
damn what a convo starter
I don't wanna talk about that i got 1 hrs time out last day 💀

💀💀💀
the WRONG emoji
War isn't yet over xD
OH MY GOSH I JUST REALISED
LMAO
😭😭😭
🗿
Nothing can be done from chess
How does "lol" fit in this sentence...
Anyone hear about disease X ?
My words my thinking
Same as corona it will come soon more lockdown to come
That will be fun
hjhsdhsjhdhjshd
Yeah I like lockdown
Where are you from?
From outer space 🚀
That's cool
amogus ??????
Nope
Woa

Off topic stuff
Average vimun
😂
daily vimun gif spam
After the e date i refuse to continue reading
Chef with the save!!
I seen this before you change your name?
Bloody brilliant 
YEah! I used to be called "Worst a3 player"
Do you want to play unrated chess game
Now it's "worst a3 player" but in chinese
Go to upper chat if you wanna play
<This message has been retracted>
I knew some1 in a mmo called himself 'retractable'
yeah how bout they retract deez nutz
SHEEEEESH
What a name 💀
What you eat bro
almost as bad as naming ur self "glizzy gobbler machine 3000" but i digress
"(yes i know the literal meaning)"
Or pussislayer 69
u/analfarmer2
Ayo?
Dick licker 35
the actual reddit username of a guy who lost tens of thousands in wallstreetbets
Tell me you know the meaning of something without saying the meaning of something
Nasty ass names
You need more 😂
I do need actually
my minecraft ign is grasseater67 💀
Internet is wierd place lol
Dick thruster 96
yeah no it's an insult sorry
I retract my previous statement = I take that back
Will I get time out? 💀
pick ME pick ME
Ok "😶"
" "
I used to play a game where more your name is bad the better
People are imagine some wierd stuff
Literally every modded client of any game ive played had degen name players on them
wym
There also people use wierd names
Also thats with rip-offs as well
XD
why? you don't like it?
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room that i presumed was probably his mothers basement while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
You should have closed your mouth

I mean if a mosquito 🦟 go in and you choked and die
My username could be considered one of them if I didn't really hate my opps
rip guylo ren 🙏 i think i killed him
i would simply eat the mosquito
three times the charm?
wanna go again
That is why corona started don't eat wierd stuffs
too bad
yeah well im chinese so im gonna do it
You are Chinese?
Cool
yes
I hate how i cannot send gifs with text when you send a gif directly from tenor
lao
If i say illiterate to someone is that hostile?
see you know why it has a bad winrate? because it's 1. normal opening 2. attacking
therefore i cannot win in those openings
guys cancel him
solve world overpopulation with this ONE tiny trick!
If i say illiterate to you for spelling mistake will it be hostile?
I HATE YOU HOW DARE YOU
All the water is Chinese water because water touch chinies border
Its due to the cool down
Yeah that's how it feels for me too
the suicide crisis hotline is 988, please do not hesitate to call it if you are feeling down.
Tell us something about China 😏
We only heard good news
Half of it in Chinese 💀
isn't that the point
People don't speak English there?
hi guys
<@&745328830649991179>
I mean if they doing jobs
I just finished my recorded lecture
Based on my intellectual capacity and my vast knowledge, tactically and tentatively, right from the beginning, of times especially in the light of Ecclesiastes evolution I have come to a concrete, definite and profound conclusion that I actually have nothing to say. thank you
English here plz
What is that?
also this
its of Relative Motion
it's just a collection of words that the chinese government bans lol
wdym this is clearly not allowed lol
we don't care about that
And the political junk too
china is facing inflation I heard
You are 16 years old then
It is banned? 😂
But yeah chat is hard to moderate if people are doing messages that are half another language




