💬〡general-off-topic

[warm hedge]

ayt

[pulsar imp]

i havent played rapid in ages

so dw you can still call me trash

[honest drift]

I played on Sept 2023 lst time

[sour thorn]

water tastes better than coke when ur thirsty, who agrees with meh

[honest drift]

Ok I will

[honest drift]

Coke doesnt quench thirst cuz

[pulsar imp]

whats ur id btw pratham

[sour thorn]

ur 2100 rapid?!

[pulsar imp]

also 3+2 or 3+0

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Utkarsh Sonawane (nottekcrec)

This is the Chess.com profile of nottekcrec. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Utkarsh Sonawane (nottekcrec)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1739 (1796 peak)
Blitz: 1395 (1558 peak)
Bullet: 1413 (1543 peak)

[honest drift]

Its there

3+0 1+0 10+0

[sour thorn]

@honest drift pls tell me how to break past 1800

my peak was 1796 😭

[honest drift]

Play well do tactics thats it

[sour thorn]

i do 3 tactics every day

[honest drift]

Do puzzles before your games, good puzzles on lichess.org

[sour thorn]

before?

apart from tactics anything else?

what opening do u play? i play ruy lopez

[pulsar imp]

lmao gg

[honest drift]

@pulsar imp What in the swindle

Nah i was easily worse but maybe its drawn

[honest drift]

Watch more chess

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-corn-ungry-hungry-eating-corn-gif-7897761002079597507

[lament jacinth]

What is that cat eating

[deep pumice]

Could we play?

[cursive pawn]

Chicken

[surreal geyser]

Why not brilliant?

[grim edge]

you should play chess with me

[surreal geyser]

Sure

[honest drift]

@pulsar imp ggz

[stable mirage]

obvious move

[pulsar imp]

gg

💀 bro im literally hanging basic tactics tf im on

[honest drift]

Both of us

[pulsar imp]

ikr

[honest drift]

are trash🤝

[pulsar imp]

agreed

we should start the trash cult fr

[honest drift]

True

[warm hedge]

@honest drift

puzzle battle ?

[honest drift]

OK

[warm hedge]

sent a challenge

[pulsar imp]

btw @honest drift why is this Nc6 Bb5 being so trendy

in the last two days i have played it thrice

[honest drift]

Cuz I play it( Cuz its actually viable asf)

[pulsar imp]

i mean the other two guys didnt know the plan well

but still it is being popular at 2200+ range

[pulsar imp]

yeah it felt you knew the lines

i thought you were a chessmood member or smth lmao

[honest drift]

You attempt to trade the piece off there and then go on from there. Similar to nf3 bb5 . But here you control d5 more

[honest drift]

Yeah for like a week

[pulsar imp]

LMAO SAME BRO

i got free membership for a month

[honest drift]

@warm hedge havent got it

[warm hedge]

ok

[honest drift]

I got for a week

[pulsar imp]

oh

[honest drift]

I learnt so much grand prix theory i forgot

[warm hedge]

sent again

[pulsar imp]

💀

[honest drift]

My bb5 is my own which i learnt recently

[pulsar imp]

ohhh

[deep pumice]

Man I just wish I could play chess with one of y’all

[honest drift]

@warm hedge nope

[pulsar imp]

i need to revise my lines with Bb5

[warm hedge]

send me a challenge

[honest drift]

deezwhiz?

[warm hedge]

deezwhiz

[honest drift]

Sent

[pulsar imp]

anyways cya guys

imma sleep

[deep pumice]

Can I watch?

[honest drift]

@warm hedge Im garbo

[honest drift]

No I already lost lel

[warm hedge]

gg

[deep pumice]

Oh

[honest drift]

Gn brother

[pulsar imp]

@honest drift 💀

[honest drift]

LOL

We only count the max rating. Im 2650 and you are 2300

[pulsar imp]

no we are 1400 and 1600

[honest drift]

Chess.com review system bullying us atp

"The GaMe was CoMpLiCaTeD ok"

[pulsar imp]

ikr

[honest drift]

You had this nice tactic here

[cursive pawn]

Rc0

[frigid zephyr]

White can capture the bishop with the knight if bishop takes rook we have knight e7 check king has to move and we then capture the bishop on c1

If not we just save our rook either way

[deep pumice]

Send again

[outer sage]

Hi

[minor owl]

ok

[cursive pawn]

EL CHEESYYYY

[royal cypress]

does anyone want to add me on discord?

[stable mirage]

SHUT

[grim edge]

UP

[lament jacinth]

DAHLIAAA

[green jungle]

w<

[lament jacinth]

Why is your name spectrum

[stable mirage]

spectrum

[royal cypress]

bc i made it tht

[lament jacinth]

But why

[stable mirage]

because they want discord friends

[royal cypress]

smart

[stable mirage]

wow guys 4 dollars off

[lament jacinth]

I mean is it supposed to represent a particular type of spectrum

I know many things that are on a spectrum

[stable mirage]

🌈

[lament jacinth]

A rainbow includes a spectrum of colours! Good one

[stable mirage]

:3

[rigid geyser]

[lament jacinth]

AHHHH VASSSOOOO

🥺

[rigid geyser]

Flower pfp

[warm spindle]

@royal cypress

[royal cypress]

?

[warm spindle]

R u on the spectrum?
Is that you in your pfp?

[royal cypress]

im not on the spectrum

[warm spindle]

Trick question, everyone is.

Can you answer the second question please?

[stable mirage]

furry

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/critter-hhhhomeboyyyy-kings-dark-tidings-saga-by-kel-kade-bird-peculiar-creature-gif-25199506

[grim edge]

meow

[grim edge]

LIYAAAAA

[grim edge]

Not me

hello everyone :D

[grim edge]

dead chat ;-;

[minor owl]

this is the

deadest chat i ever seen

i left for 1 week

and this happens

[peak plank]

I have not gotten a single e4 e5 game today

[smoky meadow]

...

[grim edge]

get out this is not chess channel GET OUT!!!

[peak plank]

do you want the chat to be dead or not

smh

[grim edge]

ughh u r right ;-;

[peak plank]

Anyways from now on whenever I see somone here ill play the london sytem vs them just to spite them

[stable mirage]

quack

[stable mirage]

1.d4 e6 2.Bf4? g5!

[peak plank]

I do that as a premove trap

but with 1.nf6

it legit works

[stable mirage]

ah but you see

e6 g5 is actually good

[smoky meadow]

meow

[peak plank]

kek

[stable mirage]

I don’t have numbers to prove it cuz people don’t play enough l*ndon at 2300

[compact mantle]

Hell yeah we finally 180 😎

[cedar tangle]

<@&745328830649991179>

[grim edge]

what the flip

[stone quiver]

Hello frank

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179>

[elfin hearth]

That's spam

[stone quiver]

<@&745328830649991179>

[grim edge]

my second favorite person

hi

[stone quiver]

How are you doing on this fine evening

[primal mirage]

shi thx bro 💀

[grim edge]

we're all gonna die and nobody will remember us

besides that it's going well

[stone quiver]

True

The freemasons are coming

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kucing-kucing-item-kucing-hitam-chicago-black-cat-gif-12311833

[outer sage]

I am gonna commit suicide

[glossy radish]

your problem not mine

[quick cairn]

don't, that stuff kills you

[outer sage]

That's not a joke

[quick cairn]

yea it's not, that stuff will kill you

[outer sage]

I know

[grim edge]

don't k ys atleast do stupid stuff and see if u enjoy life more than u decide what to do next

[outer sage]

Ok I'll try

[grim edge]

how is everyone during this wonderful evening

[grim edge]

try something fun like go on roller coaster go to pasrty and stuff

[grim edge]

OR
||play chess for 12 hours a day||

[grim edge]

no!

[outer sage]

Life is dead

[grim edge]

yes

[grim edge]

dont do it man 😔

[grim edge]

Look u r really lucky to have life plz try smth fun that make u happy atleast once in ur life then u decide what to do

[grim edge]

oh wow someone like math :D

[grim edge]

i dont think its the right time

[grim edge]

oh right mb

[grim edge]

I'm easily distracted

[grim edge]

i also thought that, you need to find something you enjoy, try new things

[outer sage]

I am completely disturbed

[grim edge]

why

[outer sage]

Cuz my friend died in a accident

Last week

[grim edge]

im sorry man

[grim edge]

Look I understand that ur friend died look if you ask that friend right now should I kill myslef or not they would say no plz live your life and enjoy it for them

your friend would be sad if you killed yourself

ye

live it for him or her

thats the most you can do

[grim edge]

or her

[stable mirage]

:3

[outer sage]

I can't

[grim edge]

why

[outer sage]

Cuz he was my only hope

[grim edge]

dont you have any family members?

[outer sage]

I have

[grim edge]

who do you have

[outer sage]

But they all hate me

[grim edge]

If he was ur only hope then be his new hope complete his dream for him

why do they hate you

[outer sage]

I don't know
But they don't wanna see me happy

[grim edge]

if you keys youre gonna do what they want you to do

you need to prove the haters wrong

ye!

[outer sage]

Ur right

[grim edge]

:)

[tardy portal]

みんな最低だ

[outer sage]

I have to prove them wrong

[grim edge]

mhm

[grim edge]

what?? 😭

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/real-and-true-cat-walking-gray-cat-gif-14865986020845776272

[outer sage]

🙂

Thank you guys for your support @grim edge and you too @grim edge

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-honest-reaction-my-honest-reaction-gif-7761143809858481959

no problem man and good luck

[outer sage]

🥺

[outer sage]

Thanks

[grim edge]

mhm np:)

[outer sage]

But I don't have anyone to love me

I am alone

[glossy radish]

a

[outer sage]

Even my family

[grim edge]

sometimes love is not necessary

[glossy radish]

orphan

[outer sage]

😢😭

That's why I don't wanna live

[glossy radish]

womp womp deal with it like we all are

life ain’t all sunshine and rainbows

learn to deal with the tough things in life buddy

[outer sage]

😣

[grim edge]

man 😔

[glossy radish]

[outer sage]

Why is everyone's mean to me

[deep pumice]

Listen man @outer sage I don’t have a family as well and it sucks but this is not the best place to vent

This is probably the worse server you could of choose to say that in

[outer sage]

Ok

[glossy radish]

hope you’re doing alright mate

[deep pumice]

My dms are open but reality is that a lot of real life issues need to be solved through real life and complaining to a bunch of chess players ain’t going to make it better

[outer sage]

F you

[empty ice]

yo

someone there

[glossy radish]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[empty ice]

hii

[deep pumice]

No

[deep pumice]

Hey

[glossy radish]

and i wonder why no one loves you 🤡

[grim edge]

chess is a racist game

[grim edge]

Ye white alay go first lol

[empty ice]

hi everyone i wanred to know if you guys are up to bickering about something it can be whatever you want to

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/police-car-racism-black-people-gif-5472207

[grim edge]

Don't be mean V ;-;

[empty ice]

it does not have to pertain to chess necessarily

[grim edge]

I dropped from 1550 elo to 1470, life is so tiring

[deep pumice]

Again I don’t know want you expected saying all this stuff to a chess discord server

[grim edge]

I think lichess is a better choice to be 2000 elo

[deep pumice]

One thing I learned about the chess community is well there’s a lot of amazing ppl there are just as much ppl who sit on they ass and bicker

And gatekeep and many other toxic behaviours

[empty ice]

so...

by that you mean yes

[deep pumice]

Talking and venting about one thing is a different from bickering

There gets a point where you’re just being mean to be mean and you have no actual weight in anything you say

And you just hate speech in a discord to make you own life feel better

I think those are 2 very different things

[orchid sun]

im toxic

[empty ice]

ok i get it and how about talking about something in a friendly manner while respecting each other thoughts on the discussed topic and disclosing why we believe this or that

it does not matter

[outer sage]

Stfu

[empty ice]

i reckon i didnt convey what i had intended

[deep pumice]

It’s fine

[orchid sun]

stupid 500-999 smh

[empty ice]

k

tks

[glossy radish]

they were being mean??

someone’s mad eh?

[outer sage]

Stfu you are literally 500-999

[stable mirage]

💀

children breathe

[orchid sun]

nuh uh

im 1000

[outer sage]

So

[orchid sun]

i hate these stupid noobs ugh

[grim edge]

Help??

[outer sage]

I am better then you

[deep pumice]

Why don’t you be the bigger person and just ignore them lmfao

[orchid sun]

[grim edge]

then 💀

[orchid sun]

yo mom

[stable mirage]

let the children fight

[outer sage]

Stfu your dad left you

[glossy radish]

oh no shiver me timbers

[orchid sun]

imagine having no dad smh

[grim edge]

All those who call each other noobs in chat are under 1000 elo 💀💀

[outer sage]

Like you

[orchid sun]

you dont even need to imagine

[glossy radish]

@digital phoenix cough cough

[gleaming jasper]

Is this kindergarten?

[outer sage]

Stfu under 4'11

[glossy radish]

yeah i’m babysitting

[gleaming jasper]

What is happening

[orchid sun]

shut up drunk dwarf

[gleaming jasper]

Calm down people

[glossy radish]

dawg keep wondering why nobody loves you. don’t complain

smh

[gleaming jasper]

Stop bullying each other on the chat

[outer sage]

https://tenor.com/view/gumball-amazing-world-of-funny-gif-27171544

[gleaming jasper]

And start bullying on vc

[grim edge]

@orchid sun @outer sage You two, play a 1v1 and let's watch

[glossy radish]

dude was like “oh nobody loves me and i wanna end myself”

[orchid sun]

nah id win

[gleaming jasper]

Its more fun

[orchid sun]

LOL

[grim edge]

Then show us you can win

[orchid sun]

https://tenor.com/view/no-nuh-uh-gojo-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-14988283771076929086

[gleaming jasper]

Bully each other on vc please

I would like to watch

[orchid sun]

no wonder why nobody loves you

[glossy radish]

<@&745328830649991179> constant harassment

anddd that wraps up today’s show guys

[orchid sun]

😭

[outer sage]

No wonder why you don't have your dad

[orchid sun]

go back to roblox bro

[grim edge]

1 father is required to be born 💀

[gleaming jasper]

Can you bully him on vc please

It would be more fun

I might actually pick a side

[outer sage]

First complete elementary school

[grim edge]

chat is already dead , let them fight

LET HİM COOK

[gleaming jasper]

I wanna hear them scream in agony

[grim edge]

they are probably under 14

[glossy radish]

i think someone’s mad

[orchid sun]

🙂ill just wait till the next month

[glossy radish]

prob under 13

[grim edge]

prob 12

[gleaming jasper]

Even more fun

[outer sage]

Ok we'll see

[gleaming jasper]

Continue to butcher each other guys

[orchid sun]

🥱

[grim edge]

I think it'll more fun if they play 1v1

[gleaming jasper]

Whoever backs off is a coward

[gleaming jasper]

Yeah and stream it on a vc

[orchid sun]

id win tho

[gleaming jasper]

Make it an event

[grim edge]

Bro then play

[outer sage]

Mhm

[grim edge]

[orchid sun]

even bro is agreeing@grim edge

[glossy radish]

yikes

[grim edge]

No I'm not

[outer sage]

Mhm @grim edge

[grim edge]

@outer sage I think this bro will win

[outer sage]

Bro start mewing

[cursive pawn]

Shut

[stable mirage]

meow

[cursive pawn]

Up

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/snowman-mewing-gif-10780355880827492718

[orchid sun]

💀

that was cringe

[glossy radish]

bros 12 for sure

[outer sage]

Bro brush yo teeth I can smell your dusty musty crusty ass smell

[grim edge]

DUSTY MUSTY CRUSTY

[orchid sun]

11*

[grim edge]

While reading these words, I heard farting sound effects in the background.

does anyone know what this M means

[orchid sun]

master

[grim edge]

makes sense

[outer sage]

Bro is him

[outer sage]

Like your mom

[orchid sun]

@glossy radish ok 10

[grim edge]

I think he is %99 12

@orchid sun and you 13

[glossy radish]

guys i’m suicidal 😔

[orchid sun]

im nuts

[glossy radish]

nobody loves me

😔😔

i have no family

[grim edge]

You cant find a real love on discord

[orchid sun]

love isnt real fr

[outer sage]

💀

[glossy radish]

ik but i have no family and i’m so suicidal 😔😔

[outer sage]

It's ok bro

[glossy radish]

i’m just quoting u

[grim edge]

if you are serious, I felt sad

[glossy radish]

guys i’m gonna put stuff in my bio

[outer sage]

Bro stop mocking me

[orchid sun]

[glossy radish]

??

[outer sage]

[outer sage]

Hmm i see

[glossy radish]

wait i have an excellent idea

[outer sage]

Mocking someone is not good

[grim edge]

I suddenly remembered the friendships I made while playing fortnite on ps4 when I was little, and I got emotional.

damn

[orchid sun]

damn

[glossy radish]

sigh 😔

[outer sage]

😢

[grim edge]

I'm 17 now and I play chess alone

🚬

[outer sage]

Don't vape

Or smoke

[grim edge]

just emoji bro

[outer sage]

Oh

[grim edge]

I hate things like that already

money waste

[outer sage]

And life

[grim edge]

yea

[cinder kindle]

Ello

[outer sage]

I drink water and breath O2

[grim edge]

Likewise, alcohol etc.

[grim edge]

Yea same

[cinder kindle]

Has anyone gotten the rp15 error

[grim edge]

hi

[outer sage]

No

[grim edge]

where

[cinder kindle]

Trying to connect my discord acc to chess.com

Doesn’t let me

[grim edge]

no I didnt get

Maybe you have previously linked it to another cc account.

[outer sage]

Bro wtf

[glossy radish]

what

[outer sage]

That's messed up

[glossy radish]

what is

[grim edge]

btw which country do you guys live in

[outer sage]

Stop mocking me
That's bad

[glossy radish]

i’m not

[outer sage]

Stop copying my bio

[glossy radish]

i didn’t

[outer sage]

I can see

[glossy radish]

i didn’t

[outer sage]

Stop mocking me

[glossy radish]

are you ok 💀

[grim edge]

He/she didnt bro

[glossy radish]

she

[outer sage]

Bro just look at her bio

[grim edge]

fine

[grim edge]

I cant see anything 🏃‍♂️

[glossy radish]

just clarifying

[outer sage]

😣

[outer sage]

I see

[cinder kindle]

So what’s y’all’s blitz ratings

[grim edge]

If you are a man, my dreams will fail

[outer sage]

She is a girl that's why everyone's taking her side

[cinder kindle]

Am 2500 blitz

[outer sage]

Wow man

[grim edge]

No bro

[glossy radish]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[outer sage]

I know

[outer sage]

I know

[cinder kindle]

Am trying to verify but it don’t let me

[worn ice]

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[outer sage]

Stop the cap

[glossy radish]

@cinder kindle

[cinder kindle]

Yea?

[outer sage]

Bro is copying my bio

[glossy radish]

i’m not??

what’s your problem lil bro

[outer sage]

Mhm

[glossy radish]

connect there

[tepid relic]

BM

[cinder kindle]

Alr

[grim edge]

@outer sage Bro my bio is fire

[outer sage]

That's it

[glossy radish]

🔥

[grim edge]

🔥

I have exactly 0 friends right now

[glossy radish]

you don’t need em

[outer sage]

<@&745328830649991179>

[cinder kindle]

My bio is fire

[grim edge]

I know but I would like to have someone to play basketball and chess with.

[thorny loom]

Yes?

[grim edge]

Bro roasted all mods

[outer sage]

He is mocking me

[grim edge]

Bro what

I didnt do anything

[outer sage]

He is making fun of me @grim edge

[grim edge]

SLANDER

[glossy radish]

@outer sage was harassing people

called me gay, trans, etc

not okay here

[outer sage]

And you are mocking me

[glossy radish]

no i am not

[outer sage]

Mhm

[tepid relic]

oh no, that's gay

[barren hare]

you want psychdelics? @dry sky

@grim edge

[grim edge]

guys, which country are you from

[outer sage]

Please do something
They are mocking and making suicidal jokes about me @glossy radish

[glossy radish]

[thorny loom]

well don't mock others here or make sc jokes

[grim edge]

Bro, you've been telling someone you don't have a mother or father for 2 hours.

[outer sage]

Mhm and

[glossy radish]

they were straight up harassing others

i’ll just wait for doofus

[grim edge]

so you bully people

[grim edge]

...

[outer sage]

Nah

[glossy radish]

mars

[grim edge]

nice

[tepid relic]

love that country

[grim edge]

Yeah really good country

[outer sage]

Ok

[grim edge]

Is there anyone playing coc

[outer sage]

Coc?

[grim edge]

clash of clans

[outer sage]

Oh

No

[tepid relic]

from time to time

[outer sage]

I like time travel

[grim edge]

I identify myself as a mermaid.

[grim edge]

I was like that too but now I play actively

I usually played from summer to summer

[cinder kindle]

Ello

[outer sage]

G4y

[icy dune]

are you indian

[outer sage]

No

[grim edge]

arabian ?

[icy dune]

ah I see

[grim edge]

filipino ?

[outer sage]

No

[outer sage]

No

[grim edge]

Russian ?

[cinder kindle]

Anyone need coaching?

[outer sage]

No

[grim edge]

which one

[outer sage]

?

[grim edge]

If its free ofc

[grim edge]

where are u from

[tepid relic]

who doesn't

[outer sage]

I am not telling

[grim edge]

okay

[outer sage]

What

[grim edge]

@outer sage you are from u.s bro

[outer sage]

No

[grim edge]

so easy

[grim edge]

yes

[outer sage]

No

[grim edge]

yesss

[cinder kindle]

@grim edge check DMs

[icy dune]

nothin

[primal fern]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[primal fern]

can help you if you know ur username?

[cinder kindle]

Dmed it to you

[stable mirage]

I would love to see this account

[tepid relic]

bet the account is few days old

[icy dune]

blud just send it here

[flint fox]

fr that pfp

[tepid relic]

yes

[unborn hemlock]

[grim edge]

Does anyone want to play chess?

[peak plank]

I can play

https://link.chess.com/play/qXrprr

[grim edge]

1 minute

I'll come

[torpid lintel]

(@spiral comet )

[grim edge]

mars like the state?

[spiral comet]

?

[glossy radish]

mars

[grim edge]

like what?

[torpid lintel]

I was just looking at your rating.
See #1212550622881259621

[grim edge]

bruno mars?

[torpid lintel]

Hey v

[spiral comet]

All good i replied :>

[glossy radish]

mars

[glossy radish]

hi mohit :)

[grim edge]

@peak plank gg bro

[peak plank]

gg

[minor spoke]

Did u win

[grim edge]

Is this your real rating btw ?@peak plank

[grim edge]

no

[peak plank]

ill leave that to chocolate

[brittle lion]

https://youtu.be/osiCDtviXH8

[minor spoke]

Sigh

[grim edge]

Idk, Even though I have 1470 rating, I have no idea what to do in the game.

[peak plank]

yeah you dont play Nc6 that early in the kings indian

[minor spoke]

Pixel is good but not THAT good 👀

[peak plank]

normally the knight has to go to d7

[grim edge]

@peak plank

[peak plank]

and you try for a kingside exansion

[peak plank]

yeah ill let chocolate decide my rating

[minor spoke]

Hes gonna leave u wondering

[peak plank]

no choclate can choose to expose me or not

[minor spoke]

Well what do u think

[peak plank]

I think I am 1500

[minor spoke]

@grim edge

[grim edge]

Idk, Let's play 1 more match but let me be white

[peak plank]

sure

I need to get my prep on the board anyways

sent a rematch @grim edge

[grim edge]

okay

[minor spoke]

Ill watch 😁

[lunar bough]

Hoopla

[peak plank]

internet died for a sec

[coral sundial]

yo any adults in the chat rn?

[minor spoke]

Wait @peak plank this is that line u showed

[lunar bough]

I mean I am adult in Age not maturity

[glossy radish]

is the other birch tree gone

[minor spoke]

Holy crap

[grim edge]

@peak plank

[peak plank]

that was close

[minor spoke]

@peak plank u almost threw

[peak plank]

I did throw

[minor spoke]

😭

[grim edge]

What if we continue from the same position?

[peak plank]

then I clocked out

[grim edge]

open a new match

[peak plank]

currently because you played a bit inaccruatley to time pressure the material is equal

and its -0.5

also due to tim pressure was when I played the dumb f3 move giving away a pawn

not that it was good for my anyways

[grim edge]

nevermind

good match

[peak plank]

I can be stubborn with defence

[peak plank]

gg

[grim edge]

gg

[minor spoke]

Wait rexus played surprisingly well though

That was pretty clean middlegame

[peak plank]

yeah ofc

he 100% had the advantage

I just had to stall it out for long enough

[minor spoke]

Yeah

[grim edge]

:/

[minor spoke]

Which u did lol

[peak plank]

I also got into time trouble sadly

[grim edge]

It would be exciting if it was 10+1

[peak plank]

nobody plays 10+1

[grim edge]

@peak plank you play at least like 1600

[grim edge]

Yea I know

I said it was for the match we played

I don't normally play either

[minor spoke]

Give him 3 more games

[grim edge]

If he suitable, why not

I can play 2 more matches

@peak plank Can we play again?

By the way, I didn't get the free pawn at the beginning of the game.

[grim edge]

haiii

[minor spoke]

Uh oh

[grim edge]

?

dang I get it u dislike me ;-;

[minor spoke]

50 innuendos incoming

[grim edge]

morning

[grim edge]

idk what that mean

[digital phoenix]

its gonna keep on dropping

1600,1400,1200

[minor spoke]

It means that ur next 50 messages will consist of the words: bed, in, eat

[grim edge]

nuh uh

[glossy radish]

marshy

[grim edge]

ello ^^

[glossy radish]

i’m such a good tank

[grim edge]

well done!!!

[glossy radish]

[grim edge]

lol

[minor spoke]

Yes uh

[grim edge]

nuh uh

[grim edge]

want to learn argus :3

[digital phoenix]

is thamuz a tank

[grim edge]

Exp

[digital phoenix]

i fight a thamuz every game is so stupid

[grim edge]

pfft I can counter it easily

ARGUS SOLO!!!

[digital phoenix]

i can counter also except sometimes he gets away and instant recall which is triggering

[grim edge]

what hero were u usingtho?

[viral epoch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1018143659931213844/1212566258529210409/ezgif-6-49608bd769.gif

[digital phoenix]

i one trick yuzhong what u think

[grim edge]

hai mitzu

[viral epoch]

Sup Mashu

[digital phoenix]

mitzu r u free to cr

[grim edge]

hmmm let me ask my friend aka a top 10 th yuzhong in singapore

[digital phoenix]

i can fill one hero in every role now except mm

i had to fill clint last time and i did well but painful

[grim edge]

I play argus as exp,jg,mid,roam,mm

[digital phoenix]

gold lane yuzhong is fire

[grim edge]

I'd beat yuzhong smh

[digital phoenix]

cap i just hang around turret

[grim edge]

So can I buddy :>

[minor spoke]

Can u what

[grim edge]

I actually can survive in turet longer than almost 99% of all the other hero

[minor spoke]

I am the hero

[viral epoch]

Sure

I'll get clapped but whatever

[grim edge]

if u a hero then you should be a good hero in bed too huh?

[minor spoke]

[digital phoenix]

aite get on

[grim edge]

lol

[grim edge]

that gonna be your reaction when I put it in :3 (JOKES)

[digital phoenix]

@viral epoch stop lurking in lobby

[minor spoke]

😭

[grim edge]

I'd make u tear up like that too but not cuz of sad but cuz of pleasure

[grim edge]

lol

[viral epoch]

Holy

[grim edge]

it ajoke smh

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/flaming-fart-fire-poop-bodysuit-gif-23307369

[grim edge]

oh wtf ;-;

[minor spoke]

Oops misclick

Leksa moment

[grim edge]

U made me drop my tea😭

[viral epoch]

Ooo tea

Yk I've never had tea

[grim edge]

brb

[grim edge]

...

[minor spoke]

LOL

[grim edge]

so many reason to throw tea at u

[viral epoch]

[minor spoke]

Wait i will be massively offended if u give mitzu tea and not me

[cobalt abyss]

Hey there chess gamers

[minor spoke]

Wrong server

[cobalt abyss]

What?

[grim edge]

I'm a soccer player idk what u talking about'

[grim edge]

can I rizz u up

[stable mirage]

you can rizz me up

[viral epoch]

If you can

[cobalt abyss]

This is really getting skibidi

[worn ice]

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[inner lintel]

the fanum tax is real

[grim edge]

Are you into horse because I could do you horse style

[digital phoenix]

what position

[stable mirage]

what

[viral epoch]

horse of course

[digital phoenix]

also mitzu get cooked

[viral epoch]

Yea waaaaah wahhh

[grim edge]

nvm

[viral epoch]

Yappin

[grim edge]

CAM I already told u this ;-;

[cobalt abyss]

e4

[digital phoenix]

i dont remember

[grim edge]

Bro... Can I check ur head

[viral epoch]

What's your fav openings for white and black @digital phoenix

[digital phoenix]

van geet, alekhine

[grim edge]

mitzu what type of music u like?

[viral epoch]

Nightcore

[grim edge]

what ur fav type of food

[viral epoch]

Hot

[grim edge]

interesting...

[cobalt abyss]

My favorite food is pizza

Specifically BBQ chicken

[wet sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-simpson-levitating-homer-simpson-levitating-homer-simpson-ascending-homer-simpson-meme-gif-22971083

[grim edge]

why cuz u like the cheesy and sticky stuff lol?

[digital phoenix]

@viral epoch lol bad

[grim edge]

pixel don't even say anything

[viral epoch]

Answer me nub

[digital phoenix]

alrdy did

[peak plank]

He's probably better than me at CR

[cobalt abyss]

mate, what

[viral epoch]

Holy moly

[glossy radish]

yum

[grim edge]

huh

[viral epoch]

I do

[grim edge]

Haiiiii V

[viral epoch]

cheese is superb

[grim edge]

... ofc I know u do lol

[viral epoch]

You ever taste brown cheese?

[glossy radish]

hiiii

[viral epoch]

Erm psychic?

[grim edge]

ye it taste just like cheese but a little weird

[nimble bridge]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

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[glossy radish]

use /trust

[wet sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-simpson-levitating-homer-simpson-levitating-homer-simpson-ascending-homer-simpson-meme-gif-22971083

[glossy radish]

[grim edge]

interesting

[wet sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-orange-cat-orange-cats-cat-weird-gif-17010424884748616697

[cobalt abyss]

kitty!

[grim edge]

im still trying to think ho to rizz u up cuz I've never rizz u up before ;-;

[grim edge]

Oh wow hot

[cobalt abyss]

💀

[viral epoch]

[viral epoch]

They're not wrong though

[grim edge]

ye lol

[viral epoch]

Mashu when when

[grim edge]

wdym?

[lunar bough]

I'm going to have some vodka and play chess.

[viral epoch]

When

[grim edge]

IM gonna steal this meme now

bruh It a sticker...

[viral epoch]

People will look at chat and wonder wth is going on

[grim edge]

thank u lol

[grim edge]

ye lol

[lunar bough]

I feel really uncomfortable

[cobalt abyss]

yeah

me too

[viral epoch]

That's life

Mashuuuu

[stable mirage]

what about every time

[grim edge]

huh

[grim edge]

what?

[viral epoch]

True

[viral epoch]

You're dodging

[lunar bough]

Yeah no, if this is hiw the server is then I'm leaving, that was disgusting.

[grim edge]

doging hat?

[viral epoch]

I thought you were gonna rizz someone up

[grim edge]

bro it was a 1 time joke

[grim edge]

Mitzu i'll rizz u up when I know how

[digital phoenix]

#💬〡chess-talk

go there and stay there

[grim edge]

if u don't stay there thing gonna be weird

[grim edge]

want to hear a stupid pick up line

[viral epoch]

Yes

Finally

[digital phoenix]

ur a fish with no legs

[grim edge]

do you like oil becuz I want to oil u up

[viral epoch]

Isn't that all fish

[minor spoke]

Im choclate with no wrapper

[viral epoch]

That's crazy

I'm in

[minor spoke]

Thats a 2/10 cmon

[grim edge]

I'll be ur wrapper ;)

[minor spoke]

10/10

[grim edge]

there a reason I said it a stupid pick up line lol

[minor spoke]

💀

[grim edge]

in I could be deep in you (joke)

[minor spoke]

Ew minesweeper

[viral epoch]

I'm gonna scream

[glossy radish]

[digital phoenix]

i did it on trackpad

[grim edge]

I'll make u scream louder every sec

[fickle rampart]

Y’all need Duolingo smh

[minor spoke]

I need duo

[fickle rampart]

[grim edge]

Let my family go ;-;

[fickle rampart]

❌

[grim edge]

U leave me no choice

[grim edge]

ye ;-;

[viral epoch]

Same boat same boat

[grim edge]

we could be on same boat have same bed and last name too

[viral epoch]

Sounds good

[glossy radish]

i never use it

[grim edge]

I didn't think u would say that ngl 😅

[viral epoch]

Me neither

[minor spoke]

= useless

[glossy radish]

pretty much

[halcyon stirrup]

Holaa

[glossy radish]

!welcome

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[halcyon stirrup]

Ok gracias

[glossy radish]

okay i’ll use a chromebook tomorrow

[minor spoke]

Im vomiting rn

[twin moon]

Hey y’all

[glossy radish]

hi ben

[glossy radish]

haha loser

[twin moon]

Hry?

[minor spoke]

U said chromebook

[grim edge]

anyone wanna play x

[minor spoke]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[grim edge]

you type your messages like queenie

[fickle rampart]

You’re welcoming a bot smh

[digital phoenix]

Average white girl

[stable mirage]

meow

[grim edge]

Taylor Swift dont type that way

[digital phoenix]

Slay

[minor spoke]

Whwat

[minor spoke]

Wait whered she go

[pulsar imp]

yeah i missed it somehow even tho it's a basic one 💀

[stable mirage]

finally gone?

[minor spoke]

Whyr u so excited lol

[stable mirage]

[glossy radish]

hopefully

[upbeat viper]

uwu

[stable mirage]

UwU

hi kitten hru

[minor spoke]

💀

Bast has made his entry

[barren hare]

question for anyone who plays otb regularly

[minor spoke]

Wrong

[barren hare]

i will eat you

[upbeat viper]

Yes

[clear sequoia]

Ask, don't ask to ask 😉

[barren hare]

how much money. have you made otb, including expenses. im thinkinh about only playing otb maybe ...

i dont know if i should get a membership

[stable mirage]

don’t plan to make money

[grim edge]

grinding tournaments for money is impossible unless ur top 10

[barren hare]

im not trying to make a living

just making sure that i dont lose money lol

[clear sequoia]

I have made about 1000€.
But the expenses are far, far greater.
As the others said, play OTB tournaments for fun and for chess improvement, never for money.

[stable mirage]

the most I’ve profited from a tourna was like 120 bucks maybe

[clear sequoia]

Unless you are professional (IM and higher), you will definitely lose money.

[stable mirage]

but yeah I can’t win strong tournaments consistently

(ever)

[barren hare]

😕

i guess uscf and fide have to make moeny somehow

i might still consider otb

[stable mirage]

more like the tournament organizers do

[clear sequoia]

USCF and FIDE costs are a rounding error in most people's tournament costs. Travel and hotel (and coaches/seconds, if you have them) are the expensive parts.

[barren hare]

ah

[stable mirage]

couldn’t be me just playing nearby tournaments

[barren hare]

also one more question. how do i unlearn my bad chess habits

like i consistently play bad openings and but its almost an instinct at this point

[upbeat viper]

Ah not for me too weak

[clear sequoia]

Play slow games, only slow games (10+0 and slower, maybe 3+2).
Analyze your game after every game.

[upbeat viper]

Well create a new répertoire

And play it

It's not like you have an opening curse on you

[stable mirage]

8+0, take it or leave it

[upbeat viper]

That's why many become coach

[barren hare]

so when can i start coaching 🤔

[peak plank]

me changing legit my whole entire repertoire:

[grim edge]

yeah i wanna change my whole black reperetoire as well

sometimes i be getting cooked in modern defense, especially some of the lines where white pushes f4

[stable mirage]

if you coach small children in a rich enough area you can make good money as something as low as 1200

maybe even lower

[barren hare]

i heard that you dont even need a good rating to coach someone

[upbeat viper]

Tho' we still suck at 2k

[grim edge]

nah you dont

oof

[upbeat viper]

2k1*

[grim edge]

i almost got 2100 blitz yesterday

was one win away

[barren hare]

rip

[grim edge]

now im at 2040 but i dont give a shid about dropping elo that much

[viscid jacinth]

Huff back from lockout

[barren hare]

learn to exploit the modern system, everyone plays its at 2100+

[grim edge]

ok

[stable mirage]

wow I got murdered

[grim edge]

by who

[viscid jacinth]

Damn you both played like a bot

[stable mirage]

to be fair the previous game I played like 94%

[twin moon]

Hey y’all

[stable mirage]

hello

[icy dune]

chat how do I make this graph look better

[peak plank]

you dont

[grim edge]

death by train is crazy

[stable mirage]

put it in 3d and put fancy glasses on it

[digital phoenix]

i make back the money i pay for reg unless its classical

[icy dune]

does anyone have a paid statista account

[barren hare]

but doesnt classical pay the most? or its it the hardest to consistently perform

[digital phoenix]

cheez nuts on your chin

[digital phoenix]

its the most expensive also

[barren hare]

ic

[digital phoenix]

and i dont have rating category so i dont normally get top 10

actually its not about rating its about it taking too long

[lime blade]

..

[digital phoenix]

@here

[shy pike]

Add smiley faces

[stable mirage]

he’s bad at long time controls clearly

[viral epoch]

US train fatalities (2010 - 2021)

[viral epoch]

Slay

[shy pike]

literally >:)

[viral epoch]

[shy pike]

blåhaj yummy

[viral epoch]

Blåhai*

Get dunked Sweden

[shy pike]

no

blow hi

[minor spoke]

Omg its storm

[viral epoch]

It's Strommm

[shy pike]

it's chocolate - o

[minor spoke]

Whats the o

[shy pike]

minus o smh

[minor spoke]

Oh its a minus o

💀 i got that

[shy pike]

too slow

[minor spoke]

That was very respectful

[shy pike]

mrow

[minor spoke]

Worm

[shy pike]

no.

[covert cosmos]

meow

[minor spoke]

KIRBY

[covert cosmos]

:3

[minor spoke]

I called it before u spawned

[covert cosmos]

yes

[minor spoke]

I wild kirby has appeared!

[shy pike]

i love pancakes (purple kirby)

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-falling-kirby-falling-kirby-dead-kirby-fall-gif-18178630024758591845

[minor spoke]

U shud do a 1v1 with mashu to see who makes the better pancakes

[covert cosmos]

no

[minor spoke]

Y not

[covert cosmos]

i no cook

[minor spoke]

😭

[viscid jacinth]

Nice

[viral epoch]

Real