💬〡general-off-topic

[plain arrow]

N/A

But if I were to estimate, it would be around 1400-1500

[bright prairie]

juste say i don't have one

[plain arrow]

I did

[bright prairie]

not applicable/ not available

[viscid jacinth]

Uh hun

[bright prairie]

@plain arrow why i see half of your banner

[plain arrow]

Couldn't find a longer image of Dash

[viscid jacinth]

His banner is so unsightreadable tf

[bright prairie]

draw a muscular R @viscid jacinth

||THEN MAKE HIM OIL UP||

[plain arrow]

You want him to fly in the rain?

[bright prairie]

no

[viscid jacinth]

A friend of mine made this for me

Face reveal

[plain arrow]

Your prison's wifi is surprisingly good, ngl

[viscid jacinth]

14 year old, natty, vegan

[bright prairie]

i wonder what did you type in Google

[tulip lichen]

Jesus loves you

[bright prairie]

not vegan

[stable mirage]

I wonder why you would remember that

[bright prairie]

he likes chiken

[bright prairie]

72kg 6feet guy

[viscid jacinth]

I was checking some thing

[tulip lichen]

bro he's making fun of the people that built like hulk and say "16 natty vegan"

[tulip lichen]

Wild

[bright prairie]

bro needs a calisthenics workout plan

[plain arrow]

The biggest flex you can probably do is to post your browsing history without getting warned, ngl

[viscid jacinth]

I already have 6 weeks plan I was finding for my friend

He doesn't have anything to do pullups on

[bright prairie]

@viscid jacinth you need aspirational quotes huh?

[viscid jacinth]

My mom

[bright prairie]

inspirational *

[viscid jacinth]

My mom needed them to put it in her whatsapp status

[bright prairie]

Don't compare yourself to others. If you do so, you're insulting yourself. - Austrian painter"

[viscid jacinth]

Still furry?

[patent lodge]

brother

[tall goblet]

yup?

[grim edge]

still better than you at chess ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[jaunty kindle]

It aint hard too

[slate owl]

so im out here in japan for a family trip and who tf put a half naked anime girl on a billboard i swear

[stable mirage]

of course

[stable mirage]

mb didn’t think you would see it

[jaunty kindle]

Which insane genius had the idea to call this channel general-off-topic btw?

[sleek oriole]

some genious wanted more chess related talks so they moved this to second and named for some reason this

[jaunty kindle]

[solar crest]

hi

[lament jacinth]

Womp wom0

Are you guys all sleeping or something

[stable mirage]

yes

[sleek oriole]

just heading to school

[glad canyon]

Ion give a faq

[glad canyon]

Lil bro

[stable mirage]

ok 600

[glad canyon]

Ok 👌🏻

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/minion-but-despicable-me-pool-swim-gif-16227921

[clear night]

Please keep your fetishes to yourself.

This is not funny at all, just outright cringe.

[wise mortar]

Cope

U gonna cry?

[jagged minnow]

Gyattttttt

Lol

[bright prairie]

[bright prairie]

skibidi gyat

[bright prairie]

please don't

[jagged minnow]

I woke up

[graceful lintel]

[graceful lintel]

[bright prairie]

that's why people like Japan?

[opal birch]

weeboo

[opal birch]

japan is wild, selling used underwear from vending machines

[opal birch]

i swear its the 100th time ive seen this

[clear night]

Technically, you could be half naked with sleeveless shirt and shorts.

[fierce kelp]

Why is chess talk above general channel?

[sleek oriole]

someone ping this

[tall goblet]

hi bast

[tall goblet]

fr

[stable mirage]

ask the mods

[silent quest]

Truly ping anitta and complain

[strange skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-you-dare-dont-dont-do-it-the-office-michael-scott-gif-14178027

[clear night]

Admin UwU

[jaunty kindle]

Simp

[clear night]

Vimun told me to rizz up staff for privileges

[stable mirage]

oh hi

[jaunty kindle]

@clear night

[glossy radish]

h

[clear night]

Cool ig

Hi millinetreo

[glossy radish]

hi

[graceful lintel]

[lament jacinth]

HIIII

[clear night]

Guys how long is a minute at your place?

For me it is 60 seconds

[stable mirage]

every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

please spread the word

[jaunty kindle]

I would get banned for this

[stable mirage]

typical 400 elo moment

[jaunty kindle]

[clear night]

Dahlia 1v1?

[grim edge]

Where I came from, 10 years on Earth is just 30 minutes.

[clear night]

Impossible. Btw 1v1?

[jaunty kindle]

Only complete noobs say "1v1". Oh wait...

[clear night]

Dahlia is a noob. I said that to make it more relatable for him.

[jaunty kindle]

Yeah. The 40yo man...

[clear night]

48*

[jaunty kindle]

Lmao

[jaunty kindle]

Living in another galaxy where time passes 365×48 times as fast

[clear night]

Fudge he is typing

[grim edge]

This is why I despise human beings.

[clear night]

1v1?

Are you not a human?

[silent quest]

Stop readin russian literature

[clear night]

Actually. Does Dahlia mean 48 years of age on earth or from where she is? My math genius concludes that she is either 2.4 hours old or 841,536 years old depending on where she measures her age.

[rough stone]

this is how to crush the line of scandinavian 3. qe6+

[high sigil]

the reason you cant castle through check is because of king passant - if the king had moved 1 square in that direction it would have been an illegal move (check) so if you had castled in that position black would be able to do en passant and treat your king as if it moved 1 square instead of 2

[slate owl]

ew chess

[rough stone]

oh wrong channel oops

[jaunty kindle]

@clear night look at #1200536545346715718

[grim edge]

I'd rather fill my mind with the complexities and vexation of life than fill my heart with empty promises from men who know nothing but to blurt grandiose words to lubricate their fragile egos.

[jaunty kindle]

[grim edge]

This could pass in the Victorian era or sum.. dammm anyway, brb

[clear night]

k 700

[jaunty kindle]

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179> check out this cool name @remote elk

[whole prairie]

t4tk

[viscid jacinth]

So am I than you so

Nah sis snitched on homie

[glossy radish]

shit teammates

[viscid jacinth]

Valorant?

[ivory dune]

where do i complain

[viscid jacinth]

About what

[bright prairie]

@ivory dune connect your account please

[ivory dune]

do i have to

[bright prairie]

yes

use /connect :)

[ivory dune]

lame

0/10

[nova siren]

I'm Moses

[ivory dune]

anyway i did it

[nova siren]

#lol

Hi ya'll

[ivory dune]

free trusted role

[bright prairie]

@nova siren connect your account please

[ivory dune]

*you all

[nova siren]

Connect to what?

[bright prairie]

discord to chess.com

use /connect

[ivory dune]

were getting minimodded

[nova siren]

My accounts are closed' they think I cheat

So that's difficult

They closed it within 8hr's

Find: me my son's and daughters will be chalice

Good luck.

A.K Jesus

little l

[clear night]

Cool name. But you gonna get banned for pinging mods for no reason.

[grim edge]

💀💀💀

[worn ice]

Anonymous vs. Anonymous

Move List

1. d4 f5 2. Bf4 Nf6 3. e3 g6 4. [Nf3] Bg7 5. Bd3 b6 6. O-O Bb7 7. c3 O-O 8. Nbd2 d6 9. Qc2 Nbd7 10. Nc4 e5 11. dxe5 dxe5 12. Ncxe5 Nxe5 13. Bxe5 Re8 14. Bxf6 Qxf6 15. Rae1 Bxf3 16. gxf3 Qg5+ 17. Kh1 Be5 18. Rg1 Qh6 19. Rg2 f4 20. Qb3+ Kh8 21. exf4 Bxf4 22. Rxe8+ Rxe8 23. Qf7 Re1+ 24. Rg1 Qxh2# 

[clear night]

Eww chess

[rough stone]

bruhh

[clear night]

<@&745328830649991179> Lichess links

[rough stone]

i keep sending in wrong chnnael

[rough stone]

they are not alloed?

[clear night]

No

[fresh wind]

no, chess.com only

[rough stone]

oops soryr guys

[fresh wind]

np

[rough stone]

id idnt know

[grim edge]

You just recommended lichess to someone

[grim edge]

Look In chess talk

[clear night]

Yeah but this server is dictator, they don't allow lichess links

[warm night]

I escaped matrix

[fresh wind]

it's not that we're dictator, lichess is a competitor

so we don't want to advertise their content

[grim edge]

Lichess probably sucks

[clear night]

womp womp

[grim edge]

Imagine playing on lichess instead of chess.com

[clear night]

Cuz it's better (:

[grim edge]

:3

[clear night]

Name one thing better about chess.com and I will name 2 about lichess

[grim edge]

Ok

Let me think

I don’t have a lichess account but I want the mods to like me

So chess.com is just better overall

[clear night]

Lichess has better engine. More active variants

Lichess premoves dont take any time and the analysis is much faster than chess.com.

[lament jacinth]

Hiii

[grim edge]

@clear night is advertising lichess

[clear night]

More competitive bullet and faster cheat detection.

[grim edge]

Is said it’s better

[lament jacinth]

Womp womp why are we talking about chess here there's a chess channel click on it

[clear night]

Sure

[grim edge]

Lichess is stupid

[clear night]

Truth is harsh

[grim edge]

It said i am rated 200

[clear night]

You are.

[grim edge]

Because I did one of their stupid test

[clear night]

Sounds like a

[grim edge]

Almost 680 actually

Wait

I can’t spell

[clear night]

cutely*

[grim edge]

My spelling sucks

Yours is probably like 100

[clear night]

Self awareness is good

250*

150*

Lmao 120 ahahah

[grim edge]

I think you accidentally added an extra 2 by accident

[clear night]

1300 isn't low IQ

It's pretty high. Higher than anyone ever had.

[grim edge]

Pretty high?

1300 is insane

[clear night]

Ikr

[grim edge]

What’s your iq then?

Mine is 126.0001

I’m smarter then you

I took the same one

[grim edge]

That guy joined the VC where I was. I wouldn't randomly ping mods. 🙄 I want to displace my anger now on you.

Rahhhh

and grrrr

[clear night]

🥱 Cool

[desert nimbus]

IQ is a scam

[short turtle]

Orange is Orange

🍊 ➡️ 🟠

[bright prairie]

huh

what did he say

[oak cliff]

anyone wanna plaayayayaya

[grim edge]

What’s your rating?

[storm harbor]

28000000000

[clear night]

My rating is 260

[tidal perch]

Hihi

[clear night]

gnivlovE

[normal monolith]

how to avoid forks/skewers

[grim edge]

Avoid forks and skewers

[grim edge]

Don’t play like me

[normal monolith]

idk how but i got killer pawn before killer king

[sour thorn]

any1 gonna see kfp4

[sour thorn]

how do u get killer king

[tulip lichen]

Checkmate by having a king protect the piece checkmating

I think

[sour thorn]

hows that possible

the king should make the check

OH, IT MAKES SENSE

smth like this ye?

just trap the king behind ur shadow and once u move ur king u mate

[tulip lichen]

mate a king with a piece protected by the your king

like a queen and king endgame

how are we talking about chess in the channel SPECIFICALLY NOT FOR CHESD

and vise versa

[sour thorn]

bro then wouldnt the basic queen mate be one

[lethal finch]

These corny ass chess edits needs to be stopped

[tulip lichen]

That gives you both killer queen and killer king now stop being arrogant and let me be

[bright prairie]

<@&745328830649991179>

[cobalt sorrel]

ello guys

[primal fern]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@lethal finch With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[short wyvern]

i always come

[lone zenith]

chess sucks

[plain arrow]

Every goddamn time I come here, I see this wall of text

[primal fern]

hi chess

[grim edge]

freddy fazballers

[stable jungle]

Hey @plain arrow, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[cosmic torrent]

!trusted

!welxome

!wlaxome

[wise mortar]

UwU

[cosmic torrent]

!waldoeme

[wise mortar]

!comewell

!cornwall

!comwel

[tall goblet]

ayo

wtf is this chat

[solar pilot]

hI

[hexed phoenix]

ima get banned

FU

[wise mortar]

You are going down buddy

[solar pilot]

why

[hexed phoenix]

ck

[wise mortar]

Unless

[hexed phoenix]

YO YO YO

[solar pilot]

unyo

[wise mortar]

[hexed phoenix]

YALLLLL HELL NAHH

[solar pilot]

whats that

[hexed phoenix]

It means Ni 66 uh

[wise mortar]

<@&745328830649991179> ip ban lesgo

[solar pilot]

GUY I FOUND IT !1!!!!!!!!11

[hexed phoenix]

it means

[solar pilot]

um

[hexed phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-banned-gif-24526457

neeega

[solar pilot]

i found the discord

[hexed phoenix]

bol shet

[spiral crest]

What’s the best move in this situation

[hexed phoenix]

d4.

good night

[solar pilot]

bye

[hexed phoenix]

bye

[solar pilot]

hi

[short wyvern]

queen h3 then rook h5?

[jagged minnow]

Bye bye!!

[wise mortar]

Sack the queen and pray

[tall goblet]

bro do u wanna get banned yourself?

dont tag them frequently

[wise mortar]

Did i tag them frequently?

[tall goblet]

yea ig

[bright prairie]

for who

[graceful lintel]

nah
No image perms skill issue

[copper pagoda]

racist

[simple depot]

bruh the pwoer went out 💀

for a whole DAY oml bruhh

[graceful lintel]

Fr

[copper pagoda]

no its u

[graceful lintel]

[copper pagoda]

respect the black bull

[graceful lintel]

Thats what i meant

[graceful lintel]

[copper pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-star-wars-black-bull-gif-22999854

[copper pagoda]

N

[graceful lintel]

I

[copper pagoda]

G

[graceful lintel]

G

[copper pagoda]

A

https://tenor.com/view/hitam-atau-black-laugh-white-teeth-gif-16766958

[graceful lintel]

WITHOUT HARD R?

[copper pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/stares-mad-eye-roll-gif-15223613

[bright prairie]

@warm pebble Glory to the CCP

[bright prairie]

when she see my

[grim edge]

I forgot to have breakfast

[tawny sonnet]

Hip hip hooray CCP

[round yarrow]

Something super funny happened to me

[tawny sonnet]

Let's hear 😁

[round yarrow]

Me and the boys were playing Garlic Phone and someone shipped our classmate who is on a relationship to a another classmate. Little did we know that the classmate that we shipped was watching us

[copper pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/tiny-small-little-just-a-little-guy-inch-gif-5676598

[tawny sonnet]

Then?

[clear night]

Ahh yes I love Garlic phone

[brazen gate]

garlic phone

[steep kernel]

Im going to marry danya some day

[compact mantle]

He’s not single

[steep kernel]

Ill make him single

[compact mantle]

🤣

[steep kernel]

hi pink pancake

[compact mantle]

Could you?

[steep kernel]

I could hire someone else to

[compact mantle]

Oh like that💀

[steep kernel]

and then I would marry him

[compact mantle]

Isn’t Danya like 30 tho

[covert cosmos]

No

[steep kernel]

idk

he looks a lot younger

[covert cosmos]

:3

[steep kernel]

also I can legally get married now with parental consent

[covert cosmos]

What

[compact mantle]

So you’re 16💀

[steep kernel]

yes

[compact mantle]

I mean what is a 10 year difference am I right

But you won’t

[steep kernel]

it's just like a 1 year difference every year

also Id probably be 18 by the time we do actually get married

[compact mantle]

I doubt it

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-kirby-forgotten-land-kirby-and-the-forgotten-land-mouthful-mode-car-mouth-gif-25308990

[compact mantle]

18 is young

[steep kernel]

maybe 19

[compact mantle]

Most women marry at like 23-26 I believe

Except in places where other ppl pick who you’re marrying💀

[tidal perch]

Hi

[steep kernel]

that's so long

[compact mantle]

Dw you’ll be mature by the time you’re there (probably)

[viscid jacinth]

Hmm

[viscid jacinth]

Long?

[steep kernel]

long from now yes

[steep kernel]

Im always going to love danya

[viscid jacinth]

Oh u are a girl

[compact mantle]

Nevr knew ppl had chess celebrity crushes

[compact mantle]

Sherlock here

[viscid jacinth]

Idk I dont know what women is

[static ridge]

Andrea botez ☠️

[compact mantle]

Can’t relate

[covert cosmos]

No

[viscid jacinth]

nah

[covert cosmos]

I have a crush on Kirby

[viscid jacinth]

Pass

Kirby is fat

[covert cosmos]

No

[viscid jacinth]

Imma fatshame him

[covert cosmos]

Kirby is aaaaaaa

[static ridge]

alexandra lol

[steep kernel]

kirby is p

[viscid jacinth]

How does anatomy of kirby works

[static ridge]

pls dont say anna cramling or i shooot you rn

[covert cosmos]

Eat

[static ridge]

obviously

[covert cosmos]

Kirby will kill a god because why not

[viscid jacinth]

Like what if his ankle twisted

Is it joever

[steep kernel]

no ankle

[viscid jacinth]

Oh yeah

[compact mantle]

Honestly

[viscid jacinth]

How does he moves his feet then

Honesty is the worst policy brother

[compact mantle]

Nvm

[viscid jacinth]

Good

[steep kernel]

okay I need to pee very bad goodbye everyone

[viscid jacinth]

There was no need to state that but nonetheless bye

[stable mirage]

UwU

[viscid jacinth]

Oh no

Not the bossfight

[steep kernel]

you did need to know

yw

[viscid jacinth]

What will I do with that information

[tidal perch]

Hi

Has anyone here watched percy jackson

[steep kernel]

what's that from

Where have i heard that

[grim edge]

He will marry me someday, but I will reject him for my heart only belongs to Magnus.

[warm spindle]

My check finally went through

I am rich

[glossy radish]

h

[glossy radish]

cheek

[oak cliff]

guys guys
1.E4

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/the-wolf-of-wall-street-leonardo-di-caprio-jordan-belfort-pissed-annoyed-gif-5057272

[tawny sonnet]

☕

[tawny sonnet]

🗿🗿

[tawny sonnet]

Kirby army get ready to attack

[grim edge]

My bills are waiting for you.

[viscid jacinth]

Ok

[languid marlin]

you don't even have money to buy a bottle of water??😂

[tardy portal]

crazy

[cedar tangle]

<@&745328830649991179>

[bright prairie]

what's the gif name

[grim edge]

What happened

[bright prairie]

too much Kirby

[tawny sonnet]

Kirby overload

[bright prairie]

based pfp and username

[bright prairie]

i have 20 dollars but....

[grim edge]

Omg he got LOd

[proven drift]

Why

[proven drift]

Why

[grim edge]

Idk

[oak cliff]

RAN?! WHAT

[bright prairie]

Free pretty R

[oak cliff]

WHAT HAOPENED TO HIM

why

[remote bramble]

Why

Locked out

[bright prairie]

Free my boi he doesn't deserve it

[oak cliff]

sm1 pinged mod,maybe he sent some weird screenshot or smth

[bright prairie]

<@&745328830649991179> why did you lock him please be gentle on him hes a nice user

[oak cliff]

I don't see anything weird in chat

[bright prairie]

People make mistakes

i vouch for @viscid jacinth

[oak cliff]

don't pingem for that they might mute u, I've seen this happen trust me

[bright prairie]

nah i won't let him like that. this server is bad without pretty R

[oak cliff]

true but...what can we do.. what did he do tho

[sour thorn]

who

[bright prairie]

idk i asked them too

[oak cliff]

ranrhy

[bright prairie]

ran rhy

[sour thorn]

wait what

why's he banned

[oak cliff]

I was just played blindfold chess with him what happened

[sour thorn]

no way he cheated, bro had a 5 year legacy bruh

[bright prairie]

locked *

[bright prairie]

no.

[oak cliff]

you don't only get banned for cheating and don't accuse

[bright prairie]

he probably didn't cheat

[bright prairie]

i hate juste joined people

[oak cliff]

incho got banned for cheating a while ago

[sour thorn]

his account is alright, so nothing in cheating or smth: https://www.chess.com/member/ran_rhy

[lone spindle]

why can't i just play perfect game

[grim edge]

He's locked out. He can appeal. He's not banned yet

[bright prairie]

yes

[oak cliff]

yes but what happened, you were there @grim edge

[bright prairie]

i got locked like 4 times

[grim edge]

I was busy. I didn't see it

I just noticed he got black color in his name

[sour thorn]

this guy knows

@cedar tangle , what happened

[bright prairie]

he needs to make a good apology to be free. if he just says sorry they will take like 2 week to free him

[grim edge]

WHAT

HAPPENED

[sour thorn]

and he reacted with ping pong?

[bright prairie]

@cedar tangle

[sour thorn]

ask david

[bright prairie]

stop reacting with ping pong you locked up pretty R

[oak cliff]

fun fact: doofus is onlin

[bright prairie]

doofus is chess.com dad

[sour thorn]

he got coach of the month one time

[jaunty kindle]

Typical 400 elo chat

[bright prairie]

my lawyer advised me to not write daddy

[grim edge]

I love doofus

[oak cliff]

I love bast

[sour thorn]

i love myself

[oak cliff]

but he doesn't do the dirty work lol

[bright prairie]

i love women

[grim edge]

Preach

[oak cliff]

lmaooo pog

[bright prairie]

@oak cliff connect your account and get the this user hates the trusted role

[jaunty kindle]

"wo"?

[oak cliff]

I'm.. sorry. no can do

[bright prairie]

men

[jaunty kindle]

[bright prairie]

so that means I'm gay

didn't know

[jaunty kindle]

Omg. Cringe

[grim edge]

Evrytime I vome here I lose part of my brain

Typical 400 Elo Chat

[jaunty kindle]

Im not surprised you came here quite often already

[oak cliff]

typical 400 ml chug

[bright prairie]

you broke my heart

[oak cliff]

drink y'all waters(saying this cuz ykwim) gotta keep y'all healthy! 1!1

[jaunty kindle]

[oak cliff]

dayum

[jaunty kindle]

Search for "Typical 400 elo chat"

[oak cliff]

"25600 messages "

[oak cliff]

💀

wait did u get that dialogue from hikaru

[jaunty kindle]

Hahahaha

[bright prairie]

People like art in this server

[oak cliff]

search "dam" by me

[jaunty kindle]

My first name is Dolf

[remote bramble]

Unlike Hitlеr

[oak cliff]

I know the context

[bright prairie]

he was an artist wdym

[oak cliff]

I think it was about improving at chess

[remote bramble]

Not anymore

[jaunty kindle]

Why was Ran Rhy locked out? Chi... ab... violating the rules?

[bright prairie]

i mean he's dead a long time ago

[grim edge]

@upbeat viper can u kick my old account @candid river

[stable mirage]

UwU

[bright prairie]

he scars mods

[remote bramble]

UwU indeed

[oak cliff]

@stable mirage why is ran banned

[bright prairie]

Sirius good stole your pfp

[jaunty kindle]

I banned it. Satisfied?

[stable mirage]

what

[stable mirage]

ban evasion ?!

[oak cliff]

wait u didn't know?

[bright prairie]

@plain arrow

[jaunty kindle]

MOOOOOOODS

[grim edge]

Huh?

[oak cliff]

mods!!

[bright prairie]

2/3 banner

[stable mirage]

??

[lone spindle]

i mouseslipped caro kann

[grim edge]

Bro no I cant log in

[stable mirage]

ive seen it idk what you mean by stealing tho

[bright prairie]

he stole your pfp

[bright prairie]

stealing your identity

[jaunty kindle]

I told you that I banned you

[stable mirage]

I have never used that pfp

[remote bramble]

Bro how is it possibly caro if there is no e4

[bright prairie]

same character. same username

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179>

[stable mirage]

character doesnt matter

[jaunty kindle]

[bright prairie]

delayed caro

[lone spindle]

golden rule - play c6 against everything

[jaunty kindle]

Server Mods. Can you ban my old acc @grim edge ?

[oak cliff]

fun fact:i play the e6 against everything

[remote bramble]

Slav*

[grim edge]

😭

[stable mirage]

ues

e6 op it saves me like 0.2 seconds in the opening

[oak cliff]

ikrrrrr

[bright prairie]

deez

[oak cliff]

they should Nerf e6

[bright prairie]

they should nerf the queen

[cedar tangle]

<@&745328830649991179>

[bright prairie]

<@&745328830649991179>

[oak cliff]

$server mod

[oak cliff]

lmao what

[bright prairie]

same link as this morning

[oak cliff]

do you have a vpn?

[bright prairie]

no why?

[oak cliff]

o7

[bright prairie]

just use Proton vpn

[oak cliff]

that's a vpn.

[bright prairie]

yes. if you need a free vpn use Proton

[oak cliff]

already do lamoao

[shy pike]

Why are we talking about VPNs

[grim edge]

Proton slows down my internet

[bright prairie]

he encrypte everything

[oak cliff]

tunnelbear,melon has ads

[shy pike]

well yeah you're using a service they are giving you for free

[bright prairie]

that's normal

[shy pike]

they aren't going to give you priority if you aren't giving them money

[oak cliff]

how do I get free data tho

[bright prairie]

bro

[oak cliff]

how to get free data help

[bright prairie]

a vpn must slow down your internet even a bit if he encrypte it

[bright prairie]

wdym

[shy pike]

barely

[grim edge]

This is not how it works. They should prioritize me because I am me

[shy pike]

that's not the main reason

[oak cliff]

how to access internet without paying

[bright prairie]

ask help from you husbands

[bright prairie]

ez

[oak cliff]

isn't she 16

[bright prairie]

do you have neighbors?

[oak cliff]

...no

[shy pike]

steal a device that can connect to the Internet and then use free wifi

[oak cliff]

can't

[bright prairie]

crack the password is easier

[oak cliff]

my doofus adviced me not to further continue this topic

[bright prairie]

doofus is mine wdym

[oak cliff]

alr bye time to watch gotham

[grim edge]

[violet flare]

Hi

[tawny sonnet]

Hi

[violet flare]

[shy pike]

well not easier, but better

[bright prairie]

easier than stealing someone's device

[shy pike]

nuh uh

[bright prairie]

and get the password

[tawny sonnet]

Your pfp is deku?

[bright prairie]

@tawny sonnet connect your account please

[violet flare]

[shy pike]

meow

[violet flare]

Yes

[lone zenith]

ccp?

first thing i see entering chat

[bright prairie]

Chinese communiste party

[shy pike]

YAY I LOVE CCP

[bright prairie]

(no politics mods. i said it as a joke)

[stable mirage]

I guess 49 doesnt exist

[viral sonnet]

49 is too swagger

[viral epoch]

You're just jealous of my super saiyan swagger

https://tenor.com/view/vegeta-gif-26128044

[glossy radish]

hi

[viral epoch]

Vivy

[outer sage]

Hi

[lament jacinth]

You ignored my last hi

[rocky sonnet]

bruh

[graceful lintel]

bruh

[fickle rampart]

EVERYONE GET IN HERE https://www.youtube.com/live/AgDKjgYa3rA?si=Ai2_JAGxZoNNPMqS

[glossy radish]

bye

[cursive pawn]

ok

[glossy radish]

shut up

[grim edge]

sup

[peak plank]

still am watching 😄

[final gust]

Someone rate this on a scale of 1-10. Need the green light before I post it

[fickle rampart]

Same I’m watching from levy stream tho

[final gust]

🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏

[fickle rampart]

YouTube chat is going bonkers

[lunar bough]

I hate checker apps

They don't play the game.the right way.

[timber moat]

Sup chat

It’s me Fällare

[final gust]

Help me out fam

[timber moat]

With?

[final gust]

This @timber moat

[timber moat]

Like honest

7 ig

[lunar bough]

Moo

[outer sage]

Hi

[lunar bough]

Moo is just woo but the w is upside down

[timber moat]

Uhm

Yeah

[final gust]

Aight thx

[viral sonnet]

Which one is the og

[tidal perch]

Hi

[cursive pawn]

@glossy radish

[outer sage]

AAAAÆÆÃÆÆEEEEEE

[arctic heart]

W looks more like what a caveman would do on a rock

[grim edge]

sup chat

[mental grail]

wsg

[grim edge]

HI FALL

[stable mirage]

whoa active fall

[paper night]

hi

[stable mirage]

anyone really hate ants

[shy pike]

FALLLL

[shy pike]

they're pizza topping

falalalalall

[stable mirage]

pineapple is better

[grim edge]

You guys haven't tried watermelon on pizza

[stable mirage]

wouldn’t it just die

it’s like

putting water on pizza

[grim edge]

Not if it's frozen

[gleaming jasper]

I got disgusted just thinking about it🤮

[wild kite]

what

you can't pay me to eat that

[gleaming jasper]

I don't think salty tastes should be put in with sweet ones

[wild kite]

valid

[alpine haven]

Your weird

[grim edge]

I havent tried it, too.

[lean gust]

bbq sauce and ketchup?

inaccurate generalization imo

[outer sage]

Hi

@

[grim edge]

omg another barca fan :D

[timber moat]

3 bucks

[gleaming jasper]

Yeah I realized I made a blunder directly after saying it😅

[timber moat]

Duuuude bbq sauce on pizza

it’s so good

[gleaming jasper]

Hoped nobody would notice

[lean gust]

wha

[timber moat]

you heard me

[lean gust]

actually I've had bbq sauce in some pizzas I think

[timber moat]

it’s good

[lean gust]

it was not too bad

[timber moat]

now ranch on pizza is a crime

[gleaming jasper]

He read it*

[timber moat]

Explode immediately

[lean gust]

wrong

[timber moat]

no no

Pineapples on pizza isn’t as bad as ppl say

[gleaming jasper]

Thats mean💔

[timber moat]

Still stands

[lean gust]

💀

[gleaming jasper]

Nahh

[lean gust]

💥 ☠️ 💀 🪦

[lean gust]

I actually agree

[grim edge]

its better to pee in the shower than shower in the pee

[stone quiver]

Its me who puts pineapple on pizza

[grim edge]

hey everyone I just realiz everytime I enter this chat I see some dumb stuff

[gleaming jasper]

Wise words

[stone quiver]

Leave server has been invented

[gleaming jasper]

Good for you

[lean gust]

it's not bad, just people got artificially triggered after finding out there was a photo of an italian distressed bc of pineapple on pizza (or some shiz)

[grim edge]

not saying I want to leave but there is always some random topic

[grim edge]

did you know? general off topic

[stone quiver]

Isnt that the point of off topic

Lmao

[grim edge]

oh im in the wrong channel

did you know ashen winds skull on your vessel

[lean gust]

yes, I did

common knowledge

[grim edge]

did you know ashen winds skull underwater

[lean gust]

I actually have no idea what you're talking about

[grim edge]

i dont eat the bread. i only eat the toppings

[grim edge]

youre a good man arthur

[gleaming jasper]

Hahhahaha

[lean gust]

prob some lyrics or game dialogue ig

[grim edge]

i guess im

im afraid

theres nothing to be afraid of

[stone quiver]

Your a good man arthur

[grim edge]

to confuse your enemy, you first have to confuse yourself

[stone quiver]

women

[grim edge]

do women make bad players
oh theyre terrible chess players

idk why i guess theyre just not so smart 🗣️

[stone quiver]

Factual

[green jungle]

they make bad players, but they make good players too.

[frigid zephyr]

Wrong server you chose to show yourself blondie

[grim edge]

i guess i could give them all a knight and still win easily

[green jungle]

Who is this, fobby bischer?

[grim edge]

i hate chess

[green jungle]

same

chess sucks

[fleet scroll]

chess does in fact suck

[grim edge]

chess need a new update

[warm spindle]

Iff

[grim edge]

why does white always start? racist

[warm spindle]

Theres

There will be bugs iff there will be frankisacat

2000

[frigid zephyr]

Its also sexist as well

[pale vigil]

Hello

[frigid zephyr]

Hi

[pale vigil]

How are u guys

It is silence before the disaster ....

[frigid zephyr]

What do you know?

[pale vigil]

What do i know?

About what?

[frigid zephyr]

You said "it is silence before the disaster" as if you know something

[grim edge]

the 28/02 attacks are about to hit

[pale vigil]

Yeah thats right

[fleet scroll]

is that a new chess opening

[outer sage]

Hi

[pale vigil]

Hello

[frigid zephyr]

And ill be sleeping the hell off my day tomorrow

[uncut thunder]

whats up goths

[faint radish]

Hello there. I just joined the server. Hoping to learn more here!

[fleet scroll]

heya

welcome

[grand badge]

Ku

[fleet scroll]

rwa

[grand badge]

Wha

[outer sage]

Thanks!

[flint fox]

WHAT

[grim edge]

what

[flint fox]

what

[grim edge]

idk

[flint fox]

what

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-honest-reaction-my-honest-reaction-gif-7761143809858481959

[flint fox]

what

i slipped

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/hikaru-hikaru-naka-hands-oh-yes-baby-rubbing-hands-gif-25390470

[grim edge]

no u

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/excuse-me-was-you-saying-something-nuh-uh-you-cant-tell-me-nothing-kanye-west-nuh-uh-kanye-nuh-uh-kanye-excuse-me-gif-17898344810329028757

less elo than me - opinion doesnt matter

[flint fox]

=*

[tardy portal]

e

[clear sequoia]

If you want to learn chess, join us in #💬〡improvement-talk and #1039982616159465595 !

[faint radish]

Ok, thank you!

[glossy radish]

hi children

[shy pike]

hai

[brazen gate]

hi

[arctic heart]

hi

[crimson kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/bye-chat-nuggg-cat-gif-21790721

[grim edge]

Sup chat

[arctic heart]

nice hbu

[grim edge]

Good this chat is dead. Fr

[arctic heart]

i'm dead

time for lichess server

[mystic stream]

helo

lets tlak in #2200-or-higher instead

[opal field]

pee

[viral epoch]

Hey Vivy

[viral epoch]

Bye Yeehaa we should play cr sometime again

[digital phoenix]

id easily adopt u with my double evo mortar

[peak plank]

@digital phoenix

[peak plank]

Idk how to play CR 😭

.

[plain arrow]

I can teach ya if you want

[peak plank]

How good are you

[digital phoenix]

take royal giant

recruits are better but i dont think its gonna be useful for a while

[peak plank]

That's what reddit seems to say too

[viral epoch]

Shaddap

[spark apex]

found it

[grim edge]

hey mitzu

[grim edge]

hey sirius

[grim edge]

hey a person I forgot the name of

[digital phoenix]

alright buddy

[grim edge]

I fr forgot ur name tho ;-;

[digital phoenix]

ok my shoe

[plain arrow]

heya

[royal cypress]

does anyone want to add me on discord?

[grim edge]

why?

u ask the same question everytime u come here

[zealous cedar]

Hello!

I am new to chess.

Are there any Chess book that you recommend?

I know about Bobby Fischer teaches chess, but it look so controversy.

[stable mirage]

hi

[livid shore]

he SUCKS

[stable mirage]

#1040028251965358121 message

[grim edge]

I can give u a free book if u like it's digital

[grim edge]

Hello! Welcome! Check this out #1040028251965358121 message

[zealous cedar]

Nice! I would love to

[grim edge]

I'll sent in dm

[bright sleet]

hi what does "keeping me big" mean?

[zealous cedar]

@grim edge @stable mirage
Thanks you.
I just come here and there are a lot of thing to read

[grim edge]

In what context?

[mystic stream]

royal recruits

[peak plank]

too late

[viral epoch]

Haya Mashu sashu

[grim edge]

I already sent it in dm just so u know

[grim edge]

haiiiiiii

[covert cosmos]

:3

[nova verge]

Hiya

[cursive pawn]

ok

[warm spindle]

blow

blow

[covert cosmos]

?

[warm spindle]

@cursive pawn I've got a math 355 Test tmrw.

[cursive pawn]

🔥🔥

I dont know what i have but i prolly have tests

[warm spindle]

You're right, I should autoimmolate.

[warm spindle]

Lock in.

[cursive pawn]

I went to new gym today

Good gym has lots of fat powerlifters

[royal cypress]

does anyone want to add me on discord?

[cursive pawn]

No

[willow briar]

Heyy

[stable mirage]

:3

[warm spindle]

yeaaa jsut like u

[warm spindle]

you need construction shoes

[grim edge]

I say wear stilettos so plates won't smash your little feet

[twin moon]

Hey Sirius, Hry?

[stable mirage]

I'm good

[twin moon]

That’s good to hear

So I just realized

I’ll be making my FIDE ID on my birthday 💀

[stable mirage]

cool

[fierce sluice]

Could someone who speaks English correct some of my work? I'm asking here, because this is the only English-speaking server I'm on.

[lament jacinth]

Depends on the work

[covert cosmos]

maybe

[fierce sluice]

the spelling of a dialogue

[lament jacinth]

Oh sure send it

To my dms

[fierce sluice]

okayy thanks

[covert cosmos]

gegagedigedagedago

[stable mirage]

ok kirby

[covert cosmos]

yes

[grim edge]

Sup everyone

[tall goblet]

yoo

[tawny sonnet]

Is it good? 🤨

[glossy radish]

his taste in music is good

[mystic stream]

muy bien

[lament jacinth]

LaLAA

[tawny sonnet]

Indeed it's good

[mystic stream]

kewl

[tall goblet]

lmfao

[twin moon]

Lasagna Pixel cheated off me

[plain arrow]

290 seconds

I feel like I could do better than that, but it's probably easier said than done

[stable mirage]

is your easy record below 5 sec

[digital phoenix]

i think i have one 3

[stable mirage]

nice

[peak plank]

💀

[twin moon]

You know what you did

[shy pike]

yes

[stable mirage]

noo stowmy

[shy pike]

wha

why

[stable mirage]

ignore them smh

[shy pike]

but that's mean

[twin moon]

Stow my balls in your jaws

[shy pike]

they want friend D:

[stable mirage]

[lone zenith]

when u making ur FIDE ID?

[tall goblet]

huh ?

[twin moon]

Already got the application in, now I just wait a few days

[lone zenith]

exact date plz

[twin moon]

Beats me, I was just told it may take up to a few days

[lone zenith]

whens ur birthday

[twin moon]

Why? Do you just wanna know my info? 💀

[lone zenith]

happy birthday bro

[lone zenith]

yes :D

[twin moon]

July 19th, it’s in a few months still lmao

I’m just registering early, the hotel gives a discount before July 1st and there are limited spots in the tournament so

[lone zenith]

wish I had a birthday

but I was never born 😭

[stable mirage]

personally my birthday is on the 29th

[twin moon]

What did you get a beer instead of a birth certificate

[stable mirage]

source: trust me bro

[twin moon]

Of?

[stable mirage]

feb

[twin moon]

Ohh I’ll keep that in mind

And only forget it the day I need to know it

[stable mirage]

for the first time in 4 years

[lone zenith]

no i got a whooping 😭

[twin moon]

My name is Benjamin Daniel Banks, and I am from Texas

[lone zenith]

show birth certificate (confirming proof)

[twin moon]

It’s on my USCF profile so it’s not like it’s super private info lmao

[lone zenith]

what age

[shy pike]

How many banks do you own

[twin moon]

Bro chill the hell out 💀

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas (n1llectr)

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Name: Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas (n1llectr)
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2272 (2286 peak)
Blitz: 2366 (2402 peak)
Bullet: 2402 (2503 peak)

[grim edge]

bro wants all the personal info

[twin moon]

It’s meant to be river banks, like the ones beavers build their dams on

[lone zenith]

ok fine give address

[shy pike]

nuh uh

[lone zenith]

dam

[twin moon]

Bro I’m actually gonna report you if you keep asking this stuff 💀

[grim edge]

[peak plank]

@twin moon drawback chess?

[lone zenith]

bank details? 😭

[twin moon]

Give me a bit, but in a sec sure

[lone zenith]

fine bbg ill stop asking 😭 😭

nah but fr tho

i think my next TO is a lockout

last TO was a week long

[stable mirage]

even better

[grim edge]

[lone zenith]

NO SRIRSUIFISS

[peak plank]

https://www.drawbackchess.com/game/0333bc1d4447f9108b11bad07186c770/white

my drawback is gonna make me toast

[grim edge]

Hahahaha

[lone zenith]

friends share ip addresses 😭

[twin moon]

Game already taken

[lone zenith]

you wanna pick a fight with me? ✊