💬〡general-off-topic

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my little cousin calls it "headpat height"

[bright prairie]

fun sized

[tepid relic]

šmol

[tulip lichen]

your sister?

[tidal perch]

Qieen elizabeth regen

[outer sage]

Yes

[tulip lichen]

gang is she 10 years older than you

or like older than you by a lot of years

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😭

[bright prairie]

older sis behavior

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my little cousin is 13 and she's 180 cm

[outer sage]

No

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YA

[tulip lichen]

if not then wtf

[grim edge]

holy fxck

[outer sage]

Just 4-5 years

[tulip lichen]

oh that's a lot of years

[bright prairie]

I'm 19 and she's taller than me

[fleet scroll]

my cousin (her mom) is almost as tall as me

[tulip lichen]

Yeah that's normal

[tidal perch]

Im the tallest in my family

[tulip lichen]

oh wow anus is big and old

I'm talking about you btw

[fleet scroll]

anus 😭

[tidal perch]

...

[outer sage]

I love when my sis calls me cutie patooie Or cutie pie

[tulip lichen]

cutie pie

[outer sage]

😋😋😋

[tulip lichen]

Creamy

[bright prairie]

one meter ninety is crazy

[bright prairie]

wdym big

[tidal perch]

💀💀💀💀

[tulip lichen]

ur big and old

[fleet scroll]

ok this chat is getting too weirdge for me

[tulip lichen]

we scared him off

[tidal perch]

Fr

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just got this from a friend

[outer sage]

Fr

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me, 14 years ago when I found out my parents were super homophobic

[outer sage]

What the flip

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lmao mood

[bright prairie]

how does your car act at night @grim edge

[grim edge]

HE GOT THE ZOOMIES

[tulip lichen]

isn't watching too much gay shit make you gay it trick your brain to thinking that how reproduction work right

I heard about smth like this before

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uh, no?

[tidal perch]

💀💀💀💀

[outer sage]

Same

[grim edge]

i grew up in a completley and strictly straight enviorment, still gay

[bright prairie]

I've hurd corn does

[tulip lichen]

gay as shit

[outer sage]

U r rainbow🌈

[fleet scroll]

I grew up in a very conservative household, still gay

[grim edge]

sure

[tulip lichen]

yea

[outer sage]

He or she

[bright prairie]

corn 100% does it

[fleet scroll]

was gay long before I discovered that

[grim edge]

neither, read up about it here, thanks for asking ^^

[tulip lichen]

Were you always a rule breaker as a child

[grim edge]

but i dont really care so, whatever works

[bright prairie]

i don't deny that some people are like that. but corn definitely makes people gay

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neither and both simultaneously

[tepid relic]

nah

[fleet scroll]

no it doesn't. If you want to say it does, share some research

[grim edge]

im so good 🔥

[tulip lichen]

I've heard about a study saying that

[grim edge]

i was a good kid

[tepid relic]

the source is that i made it the f*ck up

[tulip lichen]

not straight 100% tho

[fleet scroll]

unironically

[outer sage]

Is being gay good

[tulip lichen]

Not straight @grim edge

[outer sage]

?

[grim edge]

i like it ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[fleet scroll]

being gay or straight isn't good or bad. it just is

[grim edge]

idk, define good

[bright prairie]

i will find stupid research that says it improve testosterone or sleep or it's good for stress

[grim edge]

why do some people think being gay is only sexual

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nah bro, you made a causal claim which requires direct evidence. Not "let me post this research that's only vaguely related and then jump to my unjustified conclusion"

[tulip lichen]

wait so you're okay with getting the "yes king" treatment?

[outer sage]

Do you like boys ?

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because people are scared of things they don't understand idk

[grim edge]

the what

[grim edge]

sure they are cute

[tulip lichen]

dw about it

oh so you're JUST a boy kisser

[grim edge]

im pan

[tulip lichen]

not anything further than that haha.... Silly me

[outer sage]

Like having reproduction with them

[grim edge]

nno im like, borderline asexual

[outer sage]

Ohh ok

[tulip lichen]

bros getting chances from people from all genders and still single

[grim edge]

im not ?

[outer sage]

Do your parents know your 🌈

[tulip lichen]

I can relate😔

[tepid relic]

so pan or ase?

[outer sage]

With who

[grim edge]

im panromantic and like, aceflux or mostly ace

[viral sonnet]

Didn't know the chess.com community turned into a femboy server

[outer sage]

Do your parents know

[grim edge]

always has been

[grim edge]

bit personal question, rather not answer

[tepid relic]

thanks for the clarification

[outer sage]

Ok

[tulip lichen]

it's almost like you took the words out of my mouth

Great minds think alike

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What does this mean

[outer sage]

When you turned g@y

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i would date anyone (that i like regardless of gender), and i dont really like intercourse

[grim edge]

4-5 years ago ish

[outer sage]

Like age

[grim edge]

i'd say 11 probs

[tulip lichen]

BRO????

[outer sage]

Ohhh cool

[tulip lichen]

thinking about sexuality at 11 is crazzyyyyyy

[outer sage]

Yeah 👍

[grim edge]

boys kiss girls at 11, no big deal in that

[tulip lichen]

crazy? I was crazy once they put me in a rubber room a rubber room with rats

[outer sage]

Like when I was 11 I literally don't know what YouTube is fr

[tulip lichen]

Wtf where do you live

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spain

[tulip lichen]

Makes sense

have a good day sir

[grim edge]

you too

[outer sage]

So you ever kissed a boy

Huh

[tulip lichen]

ok don't get too personal bro

[outer sage]

👁️👄👁️👁️👄👁️👁️👄👁️

[grim edge]

two and one that barely counted because it was a dare

[outer sage]

Ok

[tulip lichen]

Spanish boys gay asf

[outer sage]

What

[tulip lichen]

Why would you dare a guy to kiss you

[grim edge]

no, i wouldn't

[outer sage]

That's messed up fr

[grim edge]

it was not me who made the dare

[tulip lichen]

yeah I'm not talking about u

[warm spindle]

Ufufufu~

[tulip lichen]

You would be too shy to do it

[viral sonnet]

How

[grim edge]

no i wouldn't do it for moral reasons

[viral sonnet]

What

[outer sage]

Yeah that's true

[tulip lichen]

Do you live in north korea

[outer sage]

India

[grim edge]

been doing fine since thanks for asking

[outer sage]

👁️👄👁️

[outer sage]

I used to

[tulip lichen]

huh

[grim edge]

btw fun fact, if y'all dont like someone because they're gay or for any reason, you can very simply not talk to them, or block them

[tulip lichen]

are you saying we don't like you becuz gay

idrc bro

[outer sage]

How old r u

[viral sonnet]

What does the flag in your pfp mean

[tulip lichen]

14

too lazy to tyoe

Type

because I'm on my phone

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agender

[outer sage]

I am gonna be 14

In like 30 days

[grim edge]

refer to;

[tulip lichen]

what does that mean

[grim edge]

look the message above

[outer sage]

I don't understand this g@y stuff tbh

[tulip lichen]

Bro what

I'm actually asking

I don't understand what you mean don't take it so personally

what does agender mean

[grim edge]

i told you can read about it

[tulip lichen]

when

[outer sage]

Cuz in ind being 🌈 is very very very rare like 0.0075

[grim edge]

you know when you ask someone's gender they usually answer

well i wouldn't

[tulip lichen]

why

[grim edge]

lol

[grim edge]

because im nothing

[tulip lichen]

in india

[tepid relic]

Agender is defined as not having a gender. Some agender people describe it as having a “lack of gender,” while others describe themselves as being gender neutral. People often use the following words to mean more or less the same thing: genderless. genderfree
-google

[outer sage]

Yeah but in ind

[tulip lichen]

thanks for explaining it to me brother

[grim edge]

india is higher than the global average

[tulip lichen]

Appreciate it

[grim edge]

lmfao

[tulip lichen]

Holy shit💀

[tepid relic]

lmao that is the same link that duck send

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🤨

[tulip lichen]

@outer sage what's your opinion on this

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people lazy asf sometimes

[grim edge]

"don't agree with it, must be fake" :p

[tepid relic]

69
nice

[grim edge]

i've had that so much

[outer sage]

Wtf

I am pissed

[tulip lichen]

India gay ass countey

[grim edge]

called it

[tulip lichen]

Country

[outer sage]

Hey don't say that Or else

[tepid relic]

what yo gayass gonna do

[grim edge]

ok no ofense but what would you do

[grim edge]

lmfaooo

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I thought their primary religion was against that though

[warm spindle]

https://youtube.com/shorts/cCzYnZiP_yI?si=c3t86lBwHF6k-pKo

[grim edge]

@tepid relic next call them a 🚬

[outer sage]

https://youtube.com/shorts/OfsHmzw5xVs?si=9JMON0Mn2mpOgGmS

I am gonna cry bro

Fr not joking

[tepid relic]

1. that's a bit too far
2. don't think they'd get it

[outer sage]

I am pissed

[tulip lichen]

yeah it is this is why I'm confused

[outer sage]

Yeah

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closeted people exist btw

[outer sage]

I think Hinduism is against this rainbow🌈 stuff

[grim edge]

it'd be funny

[outer sage]

How old r u

[tulip lichen]

he's not gay bri

bro

[outer sage]

Just curious

[tepid relic]

omg saying slurs is so quirky and funny

[outer sage]

Not something else

[tulip lichen]

you should be renamed curious shresth

[outer sage]

Wth 👁️👄👁️

[outer sage]

But you right

[grim edge]

i call my gay friend a 🚬, they call me the same back, it's fun :3

[tulip lichen]

What does it mean

[grim edge]

15, you?

[outer sage]

14

[grim edge]

none of your business

[tulip lichen]

does it mean you're a vape user

[grim edge]

not that

[tulip lichen]

or what snokert

[outer sage]

Cigarette🚬🚬🚬🚬

[tepid relic]

yeah, depends on the context
i call my friends unspeakable things and they do the same to me
but i wouldn't dare do the same to some rando online

[tulip lichen]

smoker

[outer sage]

Oh

[tulip lichen]

if it's that personal I'm sorry

[tepid relic]

f@g

[tulip lichen]

I apologize for asking such heinous question

[viral sonnet]

@grim edge why are you gay

[tulip lichen]

oh

[grim edge]

b-b-boys pp-p-pretty

lmao

[stable mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/mauzymice-mauzy-mauzy-mice-silly-cat-silly-gif-3180431354875692494

[viral sonnet]

ok

[novel moat]

Uwu

[grim edge]

the other guy got muted btw

[stable mirage]

UwU

[tulip lichen]

we bring in the studio this mornink

[tepid relic]

u ar ge

[tulip lichen]

one of the gae rights activists mr should i call you mr

pepe julion onzema thank you for coming in

[stable mirage]

@placid hamlet

[tulip lichen]

thank you for having me morning to you

why are you gae

[tepid relic]

hoo sayz im ge

[tulip lichen]

fr

[bright prairie]

@tepid relic connect

@viral sonnet connect your account please

[viral sonnet]

What how

[bright prairie]

use /connect

[viral sonnet]

/connect @stable mirage

[bright prairie]

what does ough mean

[bright prairie]

no need to ping Sirius

[viral sonnet]

We're soulmates now

:3

[grim edge]

idk copied it off whismy

[bright prairie]

aren't you whismy?

[grim edge]

no im duck

whismy is @grim edge

they're way funnier than i could ever aspire

[bright prairie]

i never saw that person

[stable mirage]

[grim edge]

they're great

[stable mirage]

cmon catgirl connect your account

[bright prairie]

no

they are pigeon *

[viral sonnet]

I'm going to find hikarus secret discord

[outer sage]

The king is back

[bright prairie]

me

I'm a king with no kingdom

[viral sonnet]

No bitches either

[outer sage]

Boys

[grim edge]

same thing

[bright prairie]

why is he freaking out

[shy pike]

meow

[outer sage]

Hi

[shy pike]

hai

[outer sage]

Cuz he saw my huge hands

[bright prairie]

oh so normal reaction

[outer sage]

Disc

[bright prairie]

discord server

[outer sage]

Wtflip

[grim edge]

night

[bright prairie]

gn

@grim edge you didn't answer btw

my cat is too much active at night does your car do the same. answer tomorrow

[warm spindle]

Ye cause they is are have a NIGHT RACER

[outer sage]

Yes

[fleet scroll]

my cat used to get the zoomies around 4 AM

[storm sandal]

Buzzziekw

It’s the balloon

[viral sonnet]

I think he loves magnus

[fleet scroll]

bro simps for magnus like how I simp for fabi 💀

[viral sonnet]

Not as much as I simp for femboys

[fleet scroll]

i prefer when my men look like men

[tepid relic]

no screw off

[storm sandal]

I like men that look like ur dad

[fleet scroll]

good for you lol

[bright prairie]

that's pretty crazy to prefer feminine men over women

[fleet scroll]

not really

just not my thing

[storm sandal]

That’s gay

[bright prairie]

it is in eastern country's

[viral sonnet]

Haram

[storm sandal]

Imma eat u

[bright prairie]

connect your account first

to get eating perms

[fleet scroll]

sure but I don't live in some religious trash heap of a country

[storm sandal]

My account is better off not connected

[fleet scroll]

only half of my country is a religious trash heap

[bright prairie]

America?

[fleet scroll]

ye

[bright prairie]

ain't religious anymore

[storm sandal]

That’s a sped country

[tepid relic]

crazy? i was crazy once

[fleet scroll]

half of it is

[storm sandal]

America is so stupid that I’d rather die than go there

[tulip lichen]

i think he loves magnus

[bright prairie]

religious allowing things that are against their faith?

[fleet scroll]

I got unlucky and got born here

[fleet scroll]

people not being allowed to do religious things like executing gay people doesn't mean they don't still hold those beliefs

[tulip lichen]

if you go to philadelphia you'll prob be beaten to death in your first night

[fleet scroll]

just like how banning being gay doesn't mean gay people magically stop existing

[bright prairie]

nah if half American was really religious they wouldn't tolerate it. a lot of them claim to be religious but aren't. their parents or grandparents are

[fleet scroll]

bro doesn't know how deranged people in america are

my cousins on my dad's side weren't allowed to watch TV as kids because "they might not be able to hear if god tries to talk to them"

[tepid relic]

if i don't seem em, they don't exist 🧠

[tulip lichen]

my dog is on a mission to taste everything there is

[bright prairie]

god talking to them is crazy

[tulip lichen]

bro cant keep his tongue inside his mouth for 20 seconds straight

even when sleeping

[bright prairie]

my cat sleeping

she will wake up when i get to sleep

and make noises

[tulip lichen]

my dog is the opposite

he will literally never sleep if someone is awake

[bright prairie]

good dog

i mean it's he the protector of the house

[fleet scroll]

a huge chunk of america is like that

[tepid relic]

[bright prairie]

why do you go to another country? (not insulting you or Smth)

[fleet scroll]

because that requires money

that I don't have

[bright prairie]

America sucks ( my opinion don't ban me mods)

[tulip lichen]

bro we protect him

if he was a human he'd be the last kid picked in kickball

[bright prairie]

stop bullying the dog :(

[tepid relic]

📠

[fleet scroll]

it's da troof

[shy pike]

it's fact not opinion

[tulip lichen]

bro my mom's friend wanted to see him one time and he just hid

[bright prairie]

he's shy

[tulip lichen]

true

[bright prairie]

what country would you chose

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america has no chance until all the boomers die of old age

[fleet scroll]

there's a whole list of countries I'd like to go to

uruguay, spain, germany, norway, denmark

[bright prairie]

not visiting. staying in there

[fleet scroll]

prob denmark then

most realistic option would be going to canada, but they're not really much better than the US

[shy pike]

yeah

[bright prairie]

it's worse for you

i mean in the financial situation

life's too expensive in Canada

[grim edge]

come to poland 🗣️

[tulip lichen]

its just california or new york with nice people

[fleet scroll]

never. you couldn't pay me to go to poland or hungary

[grim edge]

why 😔

[bright prairie]

why

[tulip lichen]

what did poland do to u

[grim edge]

yeah man 😔

[fleet scroll]

should be pretty obvious 🙄

[bright prairie]

no

[tulip lichen]

that ur delusional

yea thats obvious

[grim edge]

oooh i get it

[tepid relic]

ah yes, the femboy country

[grim edge]

ur jealous were cooler than you

Does anyone here identify as a cat?

[fleet scroll]

I do love pierogies

ngl

[bright prairie]

@grim edge

[tepid relic]

looks tasty

[grim edge]

meow

i am literally a cat

https://tenor.com/view/cat-dance-chinese-dancing-gif-10316371072786580027

[tulip lichen]

show me more of ur cats

[bright prairie]

??

[grim edge]

nuh uh

[tulip lichen]

please

[grim edge]

nuh uh

[bright prairie]

@fleet scroll why not Poland

i still don't know

[tepid relic]

they no like gay people

[grim edge]

W

[bright prairie]

he said he's gay

[tepid relic]

poland no like gay people

[bright prairie]

didn't know

[fleet scroll]

you really couldn't figure it out from the context?

yikes

[grim edge]

poland good

[grim edge]

Okay, so let's say you get sick, will you go to the vet or doctor?

[fickle rampart]

King checkmate OMG

[tepid relic]

poland good to leave

[bright prairie]

i wouldn't go to so many countries not only because they are gay but expensive or insecure or just boring

[tepid relic]

nice

[grim edge]

nuh uh

[fleet scroll]

must be nice to not have to worry about it

[bright prairie]

it's always nice to not have to worry about something

[grim edge]

unless u made a big fuss about it, no one would care or even know that ur gay
in poland

[fleet scroll]

bruh I've been harassed in the US when I was sitting at the mall with my partner

[tulip lichen]

pls

[bright prairie]

i mean he doesn't want to support a country like that

[fleet scroll]

literally just drinking coffee and talking about minecraft

[tulip lichen]

classic philly moment

[tepid relic]

ah yes, the freedom country

[grim edge]

i would say something but i dont want to be banned so

[tulip lichen]

they just beat the shit out of you for no reason like bro i aint do nun😭

[bright prairie]

democracy

[tepid relic]

out of curiosity, do you look gay?

[fleet scroll]

nope

Even my family didn't know until I came out. When I told them I had to "tell them something that's important, but good news" they thought I got a girl pregnant

[grim edge]

lowkey sad

[tepid relic]

[bright prairie]

crazy

[fleet scroll]

but honestly

all I want is to be left alone. I can't be myself irl so I'm stuck with the internet

[grim edge]

womp womp

[fleet scroll]

womp womp indeed

on the bright side, I have some potatoes cooking

[tepid relic]

and online you get people like dule

[bright prairie]

the perfect womp womp does not exi...

[fleet scroll]

doesn't bother me because I don't really care what some mentally deficient teenager says

[bright prairie]

what's the thing with the stomach and potatoes

[fleet scroll]

main concern is worrying about being in public in case my boss sees me

[fleet scroll]

because you chew food, so your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed

[bright prairie]

bro

that joke sucks. no offense

[tepid relic]

just food for thought

[bright prairie]

btw i only found studies that shows corn makes people more tolerant about same s*x marriage

[fleet scroll]

right because your claim that corn "makes people gay" was nonsense

[bright prairie]

nah i just didn't found a serious study

a lot of pseudo psycholog claims that

[tepid relic]

that's what flat earthers say lol

[fleet scroll]

"I can't accept that there's no evidence behind my claim "

[bright prairie]

just no serious studys

[fleet scroll]

right because anyone serious knows it's nonsense

[bright prairie]

especially when country that does this studys support it

[fleet scroll]

so you gonna accept that it's nonsense?

or are you one of those people that post hoc justifies their positions

[bright prairie]

so I'd have to find a study to convince you.I'll search further

my shears history will be fuked up

[tepid relic]

you sound more and more like flat earthers

[bright prairie]

what does this have to do with that

[fleet scroll]

this isn't even what I'm saying. I'm saying you post hoc justify your positions. Meaning, you arrive to a conclusion first and look for evidence to justify it instead of looking at the evidence first and then forming a conclusion

post hoc justification is peak behavior

[tepid relic]

they believe crazy sh!t and will only take researche that supports their claim

[bright prairie]

check dm

[fleet scroll]

ignored

[bright prairie]

so you don't want to see what i have to say. then why do you argue

[fleet scroll]

type it here

[bright prairie]

i mean i didn't see counter study

[bright prairie]

too ashamed of

[fleet scroll]

there doesn't have to be one

you made a claim, so it needs to be justified

there doesn't have to be a counter study to "prove that your claim isn't wrong"

[digital phoenix]

how do u define "looking" gay

[tepid relic]

yeah that study would be ridiculous and wouldn't surprise anyone

[fleet scroll]

being a bottom lol

[digital phoenix]

what

[bright prairie]

talking about earth if flat only with country studies we proved that it's not flat

[tepid relic]

the way they walk, talk, dress
make up, paint nails...

[fleet scroll]

^

[glossy radish]

basically unity

[digital phoenix]

oh so being a weirdo

[fleet scroll]

who

[digital phoenix]

deeeeeeeeeez nuts

[fleet scroll]

asked

[soft belfry]

is it possbile to get unmuted after getting muted indefinetly

[glossy radish]

urrrrrr mommmm

[glossy radish]

what’s your acc

[bright prairie]

Studies have literally shown that cornography consumption is associated with more accepting towards abortion and sexual liberalism

[digital phoenix]

just email support and ask

[glossy radish]

actually just send an email to [e-mail]

[fleet scroll]

Don't care, not the claim you made

[digital phoenix]

lgbt is just a ripoff of lgtv

[tepid relic]

interesting

[soft belfry]

whats the chance they will say yes

[fleet scroll]

depends on how bad you were tbh

[digital phoenix]

idk but they should give an option that isnt infinite mute

[viral sonnet]

This is so real

[digital phoenix]

yeah unless u spam racial slurs

[soft belfry]

define bad

[viral sonnet]

Why is chess.com discord just a femboy meetup server now

[tepid relic]

always has been

[glossy radish]

just ask and find out bro

[digital phoenix]

just because there are weirdos here doesnt mean all of us are weirdos

[tepid relic]

also the reason why i somewhat enjoy this server

[fleet scroll]

"I'm so edgy calling people that aren't like me weirdos "

[digital phoenix]

ok gay

[bright prairie]

anime pfp don't mean femboy

[tepid relic]

tbf everyone is a little weird

[viral sonnet]

I never said that but ok

[fleet scroll]

ya but if everyone is weird that means being weird is normal

[tepid relic]

and being normal is weird

[bright prairie]

i though you talked about lasagna(uwudragon) . my bad

[fleet scroll]

mmm the potatoes I cooked were delicious

[rose torrent]

I never knew that

[lean gust]

I take that femboy and I am offensive

[glossy radish]

swan

[rose torrent]

duck

[lean gust]

swans r coo

[fleet scroll]

owl

[rose torrent]

pigeon

[bright prairie]

it's raining

[fleet scroll]

turkey

[bright prairie]

what

[fleet scroll]

we were naming birds

[rose torrent]

poland

[fleet scroll]

russia

[rose torrent]

ukraine

[fleet scroll]

wait I thought we were naming sh!tty countries

[bright prairie]

Jack sparrow

[glossy radish]

BIRD

[rose torrent]

they're great countries

all of them

[fleet scroll]

russia is a great country? 🤨

gl to you lil bro

[rose torrent]

ukraine is

[glossy radish]

[bright prairie]

it is and you can't deny it. you can say that the government and their politics sucks but it's a beautiful country

[rose torrent]

they should stop invading

[fleet scroll]

oh i'm sure moscow is absolutely beautiful with all the history

[glossy radish]

LMAOO

[fleet scroll]

agreed. i have coworkers in western ukraine and I liked it more when they weren't being bombed

[grim edge]

Putins a cxnt

[bright prairie]

with that logic Germany / France / uk would be bad

[grim edge]

Dont time me out for that he is and u know its true

[lean gust]

that's only a valid point if the opponent team also did have tails

did*

[tepid relic]

france and germany ain't doing anything horrible atm

[bright prairie]

he mentioned Russia history

[fleet scroll]

they are. germany had its bad spell. The UK has always been awful, and the french have that stuff going on in algeria with the slavery and whatnot

[bright prairie]

wasn't in Algeria only

[fleet scroll]

i mentioned russian history to say that moscow is a beautiful city

it's a shame that it's been tarnished by putin

[bright prairie]

i thought you did the opposite

[fleet scroll]

nope nope

[onyx sandal]

weal

[bright prairie]

erm actually

i can't sleep

my cat is in the middle of my bed

[grim edge]

Use him as a plushie

[digital phoenix]

opinions

are not true

[grim edge]

Server supporting ukraine says it is

[final blaze]

@strange skiff É br?

Caramba, tá difícil encontra brasileiros nesses servidores de xadrez

E ainda mais é Admin

[grim edge]

Dont speak portuguese, or the mods gonna BEAT Ur ass up

[bright prairie]

@grim edge connect your account please

@final blaze !Eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[digital phoenix]

what are u neurolink

[bright prairie]

why

[bright prairie]

I'm a mod sometimes. and mod worst nightmare the rest of the time

[digital phoenix]

leave the server

[bright prairie]

huh

you'll miss me

this server is part of me. and I'm a part of this server

[digital phoenix]

no

[bright prairie]

I'm too sleepy

[final blaze]

Chill

[bright prairie]

gn @final blaze

[final blaze]

[final blaze]

Gn

[final blaze]

Where u from?

[digital phoenix]

no hablo

[bright prairie]

@digital phoenix goodnight 😘

[bright prairie]

Algeria

[final blaze]

GMT?

[bright prairie]

it's one am

[final blaze]

Ah

Here 9pm

[bright prairie]

good afternoon /gn

[final blaze]

[cursive pawn]

[restive storm]

Chess.com emoji tier list

[digital phoenix]

[grim edge]

Se quiser sim mano

[digital phoenix]

@grim edge

[upbeat viper]

Want a timeout?

[sleek oriole]

why else would one spam

[upbeat viper]

I could sure give him

Let's see

[mystic stream]

smh my head

[carmine silo]

france smells

[twin moon]

Bro I thought i f*ed up an attack but I just had M7 or smth

[leaden hedge]

hai :3

[mystic stream]

actually no it doesn't

the u.s does

[carmine silo]

i see a frenchie

[mystic stream]

are u talkjing about the streets or in general

[carmine silo]

in general

not Quebecois tho

[glossy radish]

h

[grim edge]

hoola

[glossy radish]

mlbb

[grim edge]

rn?

[glossy radish]

you free?

[grim edge]

ye

[glossy radish]

we could rn then idm

[grim edge]

did u see the gobal alucard got 99kill 3 death 4 assit

[glossy radish]

what

no way

[leaden hedge]

what is mlbb?

[glossy radish]

ur mom

[grim edge]

ur mom

[leaden hedge]

...

[glossy radish]

our mom

[grim edge]

join me v

invite me

[leaden hedge]

why can't i post pictures?

[grim edge]

u need /trust

do /trust

[leaden hedge]

that's a lot of words

i don't have a chess.com account though

[grim edge]

then make oen

[final blaze]

If wants, yes

[glossy radish]

oke give me a sec

[grim edge]

the lag about to go crazy ;-;

[random drum]

Yo

I just joined

I am new here

[mystic stream]

furry girls dont have permission to

also are u an alt

lets talk in #2200-or-higher please

[random drum]

wtf 💀

[random drum]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

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[mystic stream]

jk no hate to furrie

[stable mirage]

uwu

[fickle rampart]

Instructive sentences you will learn on our app

[glossy radish]

how was it

[grim edge]

wow u did not bad u did good actually

[lean gust]

do you work for duolingo

[glossy radish]

that was a bad game for me

[grim edge]

like u in that level and able to play a higher level than u but still able not to feed is very good

[glossy radish]

usually i get two deaths max but god was that horrible

[grim edge]

1 more?

[glossy radish]

yuh

give me two minutes though

[grim edge]

ight

[lean gust]

I just looked you up and found you, nvm you're a chess youtuber @fickle rampart mb

unless you also do work for duolingo

[fickle rampart]

Maybe 😈

[lean gust]

😱

[glossy radish]

invite me

@grim edge

[stable mirage]

UwU

[grim edge]

sorry I was texting someone

[brazen gate]

hi

[grim edge]

I did so bad

[glossy radish]

you did good

[grim edge]

;-;

[grim edge]

I had so many counter that game

[glossy radish]

welp gotta go now that was fun

[grim edge]

ruby was my counter

[glossy radish]

oh

[grim edge]

byeee

[primal fern]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @grim edge, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[mossy furnace]

Ore no kanojo no onii-san wa sugwi iketeru desu- i tried my super basic trash japanese, lemme know if that close

[lean gust]

The ss was one I found on the internet and I didn't take the course, so idk but I think that is close, lol

[mossy furnace]

💀

[green jungle]

screenshot so old u can see the dislikes

[hasty trail]

@covert cosmos are u a animal

[covert cosmos]

:3

[minor spoke]

[grim edge]

hollaaa

@minor spoke u r a female?

[minor spoke]

Possibly, why lol

[twin moon]

Chess.com really kicked me out of a game because I got a notification on my phone from them 💀

[covert cosmos]

huh?

[glossy radish]

coco

[twin moon]

When you have chess active on another device, it will say oops you are logged in somewhere else

[minor spoke]

What

[glossy radish]

coco

[glossy radish]

that’s my little sister

[grim edge]

hmmm ok

[peak plank]

Interesting line vs the glek system played in the chess.com team match here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Pl3TNUTtqQ

[grim edge]

how old is she

[glossy radish]

younger than me

[grim edge]

o-o that kinda obvious

[glossy radish]

ikr 😭

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/he-crusing-pixelated-dance-gif-15324363

[peak plank]

smh

nobody cares for novelties no more

[glossy radish]

yeah

[grim edge]

I thought @minor spoke was a guy

[glossy radish]

wut why

[grim edge]

idk I just think that choclate was a guy

[glossy radish]

oh

@minor spoke coco

[digital phoenix]

one more warn to go

[glossy radish]

will you do it

[digital phoenix]

need to space it out

[grim edge]

1 more warn till ban?

[digital phoenix]

till 20

[stable mirage]

so they’re like 10 or less

[glossy radish]

no

[digital phoenix]

imagine being younger than v must be an infant

[glossy radish]

shut

las i ain’t that young

[stable mirage]

white

you kind of are

[digital phoenix]

younger than me

[glossy radish]

yeah and you’re shorter than me

[digital phoenix]

thats cap

[glossy radish]

nuh uh

[digital phoenix]

u have potential to be taller than me but until then u can dream

[glossy radish]

ur 5’2

[stable mirage]

omg 2 tiny people

[digital phoenix]

im average height in my country

which is low

[stable mirage]

exactly

tiny

[digital phoenix]

u better be at least 6 ft

[stable mirage]

yes

[glossy radish]

which is 165 cm

i’m 167

nub

[digital phoenix]

anyone who is above 6ft and doesnt play sports is a waste of oxygen

[digital phoenix]

im 173

[stable mirage]

I play chess

[digital phoenix]

physically demanding sport

[glossy radish]

keep yourself safe

[stable mirage]

yeah chess counts

[digital phoenix]

also i think i have asthma

[glossy radish]

why

[digital phoenix]

if i exert too much during football game i cant take deep breath at the end of it without coughing

[olive crane]

femboy path is the only way left

[glossy radish]

i’m a woman i’m still growing

[glossy radish]

do you have the stick

[digital phoenix]

i have a very long stick

[olive crane]

oh you're a woman

then its ok

[digital phoenix]

and no i dont have inhaler if thats what u mean

[glossy radish]

las

what happened to the stick

[digital phoenix]

i put it with my grass

[stable mirage]

nah bully all short people

[glossy radish]

[digital phoenix]

summon liya

[stable mirage]

gone for a while

idk like 3-5 hr

[digital phoenix]

u cant be sirius

[stable mirage]

I am always sirius

[glossy radish]

liar

[stable mirage]

what

show me a moment I wasn’t sirius

[olive crane]

sirius is a W

(i meant sirius black)

[digital phoenix]

bro what is sirius black

is that a country in africa

[stable mirage]

a character from a book

[glossy radish]

die

[digital phoenix]

didnt

[glossy radish]

shut

[olive crane]

bro is uncultured 💀

[digital phoenix]

dient

[glossy radish]

[digital phoenix]

oh shit its the harry potter guy i forgot

[glossy radish]

YEAH DIPSHIT

[digital phoenix]

i havent seen that movie in the longest time

[glossy radish]

movies were nice

[digital phoenix]

i go to cinema to get food

[glossy radish]

what’s the price

[digital phoenix]

idk like 13 in my currency

rm 13

[glossy radish]

two dollars wtf

ours is like 15

[digital phoenix]

well the thing is something that would cost usd 80k would be rm 200k

or higher

[glossy radish]

65 in your currency

[digital phoenix]

actually way higher

[glossy radish]

uhh

nvm this sucks

[digital phoenix]

yeah would be fine except that the currency value here sucks

1 usd to 4.8

even singapore dollars is 3 times

[glossy radish]

is that bad

[random drum]

pron = patreon

I miss my frnd

anyone from canada here?

[glossy radish]

where’s your friend

[digital phoenix]

well if the country next to me is 3 times currency it means that id have to spend 3 times the money i get here when i travel there

[random drum]

she shifted to canada like 1.5 year ago

[digital phoenix]

tho i think singaporean food is still cheaper when converted

[glossy radish]

oh

[random drum]

she was my first crush

[digital phoenix]

canadian unis are so hard to get into

[glossy radish]

is their food good

[random drum]

she shifted with her whole family

[digital phoenix]

i wanted to apply to waterloo but i need employer recommendation and ive never had a job

[random drum]

permanently

[digital phoenix]

asian food is always good

[silent quest]

You play chess bud forget that love shi

[glossy radish]

uhhh are u sure

[digital phoenix]

skill issue, git gud

[random drum]

I am bad at chess

[random drum]

I can't I mean she's in high school. She's older than me by 4 months btw

[digital phoenix]

did u ever confess

[random drum]

We both had a same dream of becoming "space scientist" at a time

[digital phoenix]

that doesnt exist

[random drum]

I did but her mom was so strict

[digital phoenix]

what did she say when u did

also unity wants to slide into her dms

[hidden cedar]

Anyone wanna read this journal entry I made I’m thinking about starting a philosophy book and I want to have someone’s opinion of this short bit of writing

[random drum]

she said no bcz of her family

[hidden cedar]

I’d like to dm it if possible

[random drum]

She still continued frndship

[digital phoenix]

i think it sucks

[random drum]

but her mom.......

[lean gust]

I'm interested

[hidden cedar]

Sweet

[lean gust]

have you read Meditations?

[random drum]

she said boys and girls will not play/talk to each other

[hidden cedar]

Yes

[random drum]

bcz girls are "growing"

[minor spoke]

Yes i saw that u idiot

Its amay no way

[random drum]

@digital phoenix u were listening to my love story

[digital phoenix]

hi

[lean gust]

I'm reading it rn, I like Maxwell Staniforth's translations much better than anything else, because the phrasing "speaks to me". Every other translation, I understand every word yet still wonder "tf does he mean? It's to ambiguous" but when I read Staniforth, even though there are hard words, I don't mind because once I look them up it makes perfect sense and I know exactly what it's supposed to mean

[random drum]

yes

[glossy radish]

HI BOZO LONG TIME NO SEE

[hidden cedar]

HELLO

[lean gust]

Gregory Hays butcher some meanings imo, based off of some excerpts I've seen

[hidden cedar]

I’ve read the book with some annotations

[glossy radish]

SEND CATBOY

[hidden cedar]

Most of it made sense to me besides some personal references to his life

Catboy is long lost

[random drum]

$1,592.78 this is the cost of ticket if I wanna go to canada to meet her

[minor spoke]

Whos her

[random drum]

my first crush or I can say a good friend

I talked to her after one n half year on call yesterday, I was happy to hear her voice

[minor spoke]

Smh ur horrible at finding flight tickets, u gotta camp for like $500 round trip

[minor spoke]

W

[random drum]

I hope she's happy

[random drum]

India to Canada(ontario)

[minor spoke]

Wait how old r u

[hidden cedar]

Would anyone else like to read a small bit of it

[random drum]

15

💀

[minor spoke]

💀

[random drum]

not even 15 yet

[minor spoke]

LMAO no way

[grim edge]

skul

[random drum]

14

I will turn 15 after 100 years ig

[minor spoke]

And how in the world do u plan on flying 💀

[random drum]

lol in 4 months

[glossy radish]

old

[glossy radish]

you can fly solo

[minor spoke]

[minor spoke]

Private jets r expensive

[random drum]

I am not planning I just showed myself that it will cost 1.5k dollars to meet my first crush again

ofc I'll not stay at here home

NVM I AM GONNA BE A CANDIDATE WHEN THE CANDIDATE TOURNAMENT WILL BE ORGANIZED IN CANADA

I AM GONNA BEAT THE WORLD CHAMPION

[minor spoke]

[random drum]

WITH MY BELT

[minor spoke]

[random drum]

https://tenor.com/view/mens-leather-belt-gif-19859858

The world ain't ready for physical world chess championship

I AM COMING FOR YOU DING DONG

[grim edge]

So real lol

[random drum]

ding can beat me blindfolded tho

[minor spoke]

Wheres my pancakes

[random drum]

without queen or I can say all pieces

He can draw with me a single king too ig

[digital phoenix]

dont have crush until u get into uni

stay single better for ur health

it probably isnt i have no relationship experience

[random drum]

noted

I just wanna meet her again

[digital phoenix]

u have her contact no?

[minor spoke]

Why r u the one giving advice

[digital phoenix]

because im the only person who can think straight here

[random drum]

she left by saying "We will meet in October" but she never told the year 💀 😭

[digital phoenix]

u cant even spell chocolate

[minor spoke]

Wait las we both know thats wrong 😭

[grim edge]

damn

[digital phoenix]

i am the giver of life advice

[minor spoke]

Omg dahlia is here

[random drum]

She doesn't have one smh I've her insta and snap

[digital phoenix]

then just text on insta

[random drum]

I can "chocolate"

[minor spoke]

NO

[grim edge]

gives strawberry pancakes

[random drum]

I do and tbh I like Texting but I wanna talk to her

[minor spoke]

[random drum]

but we have different timezones

[minor spoke]

Do ur parents know

[digital phoenix]

surely she goes travelling sometimes just go to the same place

[digital phoenix]

thats a good question

[minor spoke]

Hes 14 LMAO

[random drum]

she was my neighbor for 3+ years

[minor spoke]

Oh

[digital phoenix]

this is too much feeling for a 14 year old

[minor spoke]

Ikr i peaked when i was 5

[random drum]

We are on two different parts of world

[digital phoenix]

ive already grown distant from my school friends

[random drum]

she was my first crush but she was my frnd's sister tho 😭

[minor spoke]

Does she like u

[random drum]

💀

[random drum]

She never wanted any relationship with anyone

[minor spoke]

So that means yes

[grim edge]

Guys I have addiction

[minor spoke]

To ur mom

[random drum]

but she likes me as a frnd and she talks to me regularly

[random drum]

why would she like me?

[minor spoke]

No im joking

[grim edge]

Shush before I make u a mom

[minor spoke]

Mashu shush

Mashush

[random drum]

Yeah, She's a bright student

I think she's studying hard to fulfil her dreams

[grim edge]

:'(

[random drum]

I should too

[glossy radish]

no like in public

[random drum]

no way

[minor spoke]

U can fly private jets in public

[minor spoke]

;)

[glossy radish]

keep urself safe

[random drum]

she is in a robot team

she's making a robot in her school team

[minor spoke]

U can also fly one plane into another on accident

[glossy radish]

blicked

[random drum]

She has one competition in march

[minor spoke]

Blixed

[grim edge]

What the wink so post to mean

[random drum]

I miss Lucy rn bcz she was a canadian

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/flaming-fart-fire-poop-bodysuit-gif-23307369

[random drum]

I wish she knew about my crush

[minor spoke]

Oops misclick leksa moment

[warm spindle]

I'm just guy

[grim edge]

U acting different today

[grim edge]

I'm just a girl

[minor spoke]

CHOKEBARDAYBEEZ

[random drum]

I should quit chess

[warm spindle]

Sho thr

[random drum]

@grim edgeu are guy

[minor spoke]

Uhhh

[random drum]

and gay

[warm spindle]

Who the flip fid i respond to

[minor spoke]

...

[random drum]

girls don't exist on discord specially in chess servers

[minor spoke]

Chokebar whats 1+1

Quick 3 seconds

[grim edge]

I feel like u r fake

[minor spoke]

:(

Chokebar bruh cmon

[random drum]

My non fav queenie girl is alive in this server?

[minor spoke]

Wait thats cuz my gender right

[random drum]

I hope no

[minor spoke]

Smh

[grim edge]

Ig