💬〡general-off-topic

[tall goblet]

btw whats ur age?

[jagged minnow]

Have you always been tall or did you suddenly hit a growth spurt

speak louder I can't hear you from Down there~

[tall goblet]

hah dont know how to code a sentence

noob

[jagged minnow]

I did but then I forgot

[tall goblet]

OK 

[warm spindle]

Always been tall

[jagged minnow]

Same

[warm spindle]

Not as a kid though.

[jagged minnow]

I was tall as a kid aswell

[warm spindle]

I'm talking elementary school

I was short and fat

[jagged minnow]

I was talking about kindergarten

[warm spindle]

😨

[jagged minnow]

I was still taller than other kids

[jagged minnow]

Damn I have been skinny since I was a kid

[warm spindle]

I was skinny until after I came to US

[jagged minnow]

Fast food lol

[warm spindle]

Then I grew up and fat spread and I became skinnier

[glossy radish]

he went offline :(

[jagged minnow]

I don't eat fast food anymore or drink soft drinks

[glossy radish]

nvm he just answered

[alpine haven]

What happened to general

[jagged minnow]

It got taken down by fbi

[torpid lintel]

This is general chat.

[alpine haven]

They changed the server

It’s weird

[torpid lintel]

Just 3 channel. Server is still same. Just name changed.

Chess talk is on top because this chess server.
On general chat people used to talk off topic. So it changed to #💬〡general-off-topic

And the off topic channel is #💬〡trusted-off-topic

[digital phoenix]

thats new

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/minion-but-despicable-me-pool-swim-gif-16227921

[stable mirage]

what

[pallid kernel]

looking for a female chesser any rank

[tulip lichen]

arent minions all guys

[wise mortar]

Yes

[tulip lichen]

how do they reproduce

[wise mortar]

Idk i havent watch the movie

[tulip lichen]

same

[wise mortar]

Probably cloning

[tulip lichen]

prob just like a large number of them that spawned in for no apparent reason but to be slaves and they just live forever

[wise mortar]

Thats sad

[tulip lichen]

fr

[hollow dirge]

mitosis

[solar crest]

HI

[tulip lichen]

yeah good theory tho

[silk horizon]

I'm back bitches I got timeout for a day

[solar crest]

language

[viscid jacinth]

Chess.com more like "our political views"

[cursive dock]

is it possible to increase Vram in a laptop?

[tulip lichen]

now chess talk is general and general off topic is general

[stable mirage]

@sewermold language

[tulip lichen]

sewermold is crazy💀

[solar crest]

hello guys

[silk horizon]

And I'm flamed already

[silk horizon]

Was good

[viral epoch]

Wassup femboh!

[solar crest]

hi

[wise mortar]

No

[tulip lichen]

im playing an offline game

i cant blame the ping😔

[silk horizon]

Spent 30 on Roblox. Am I dumb? Yes. Did I get some cool scissors. Also yes

[tulip lichen]

30 bucks?

are you crazy

[silk horizon]

Yes

I also spent 9 dollars on giving them to friends of mine

[frank nest]

anyone knows any trustuble bluetooth headphones for 30 dollars or less?

[silk horizon]

90*

[tulip lichen]

bro you're not flamingo

you're actually paying for the robucks

where are you getting this money from

[silk horizon]

I tutor plus I get paid as an apprentice

I'm learning Thai from one of the best chefs in my state, he runs a cooking school for general cultures but I chose to do his class first

[tulip lichen]

oh tutor

yeah you're making money

[silk horizon]

Got good enough, became his favorite student an then I asked for an apprentice shit now I get paid to cook at a restaurant he owns

[tulip lichen]

if you're like every day of the week

[silk horizon]

I tutor 2 times and cook 4 times Sunday is for warhammer

[tulip lichen]

how much for one lesson

[silk horizon]

It depends on age and what they need

Like a 10 year old is easy to teach like math, but a 15 year old Is harder

[tulip lichen]

oh mb thats not how tutoring prices vary in my country

so you change the price depending on

the age yeah thats reasonable

[silk horizon]

Age and needs

[tulip lichen]

yea

man i fking love budokai tenkaichi

cant say it enough

[silk horizon]

Lmao

[tulip lichen]

bro even without nostalgia

its the greatest series of db games i.ve ever played

[primal fern]

Xenoblade chronicles is better

Shulk OP

[tulip lichen]

wym xenonlade

oh xenoblade

never played that

[primal fern]

Play it

Available on the switch

[tulip lichen]

what consoles is it on

except switch

[primal fern]

Nintendo Wii

And nintendo 3DS

[tulip lichen]

except nintendo wii

except nintendo 3ds

[primal fern]

Emulator on anything else

[tulip lichen]

all i have is an xbox 360 a ps2 and a shitty laptop

[silk horizon]

Alright girls calm down

All Im saying is barbie land for the psvits goated

[tulip lichen]

@vital acorn kick his ass

[tulip lichen]

who tf you calling girls

i literally have no infomation on you i cant roast you back

[silk horizon]

I'm a femboy does that work

[tulip lichen]

all i know about you is that you're a random guy that spawned out of nowhere

[silk horizon]

Go hard on the roasts

[tulip lichen]

bro got the bully scholarship edition treatment

[silk horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/boy-kisser-boykisser-boy-kisser-type-type-typing-gif-4348094406361571449

[solar crest]

hi

[grim edge]

what would u play here as white and why

[stark kayak]

did they make game reviews infinite

[cursive dock]

As an average chess player I would suggest c1 to a3

[stark kayak]

that has nothing to do with my question?

[solar crest]

hello people

[stark kayak]

I've just gotten 3 game reviews for free in a row and I dont have premium

[solar crest]

I am learning Projectile Motion right now

[cursive dock]

Hello muichiro

[solar crest]

Hello Hadi

[stark kayak]

then why have I had multiple uses of game review without premium

[cursive dock]

How it's going

[stark kayak]

im confused

let me try review a past game

no i dont

[solar crest]

good, just learning Projectile Motion

taking a break

[stark kayak]

ok thats probably a glitch or something

[cursive dock]

Interesting what is that

[solar crest]

I've covered Vector law of addition and resolution of vectores rn

[desert nimbus]

Bg5, im trying to double black pawns on the f file

[solar crest]

it like combining two individual motions

for example we are throwing a ball upward in forward direction

when we basket in basketball

[cursive dock]

I mean like is it related to physics ?

[solar crest]

the velocity of y axis and the velocity of x axi both take place

[solar crest]

yea obviously

[cursive dock]

Cool. I managed to reach the college without even understanding physics

[solar crest]

thats impossible

physics is necessary for both JEE and NEET

[main pawn]

anyone want to solve puzzles with me

[cursive dock]

Well somehow it worked with me

I don't recommend it tho

[solar crest]

obviously

[cursive dock]

I'm currently studying English language and literature

[solar crest]

then physics is not necessary

[cursive dock]

Learning Archaic English now

[solar crest]

huh

[cursive dock]

Yep

[solar crest]

all I know is Normal English

I am speaking in English

[cursive dock]

(Thou, thus, ye, thee, etc.) those are from Archaic English

[solar crest]

oh the old english

[cursive dock]

Yep

[solar crest]

shakespear english

Thou soul is thou soul

[cursive dock]

It's fun to learn tbh

[solar crest]

Thou mind is thou mind

thou failure is thee failure

[cursive dock]

Yes

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/minion-but-despicable-me-pool-swim-gif-16227921

[grim edge]

Queen c4, black play bd7 white plays rook d1

[grim edge]

Good move

[grim edge]

Also good move

[grim edge]

Queen c4 than rook d1

[grim edge]

what's qc4 do?

If queen c8 than bishop b3

I know but whats the benefit of the queen being on c4 rather than d3

[grim edge]

you still are

If you wanna move the queen, qxc3 is probably the only move worth doing

[grim edge]

It puts pressure on the kings pawns while attacking the c file

[warm spindle]

[grim edge]

Pinning the knight and the bishop

[grim edge]

choky choky choky

Thats why rook d1 is best after c4 and d4

[grim edge]

d7 is defending that knight, there is no pin

Than bishop b3

I just think qxc3 is the better queen move, does what you want while winning a pawn.

[grim edge]

once black castles, the battery does nothing

which is why Ba3 and Nd6 were good moves imo

[silk stag]

DAHLIA AND CHIKEEBAR

[silk stag]

DAHLIA

[grim edge]

Oh i dont have pic perms

[silk stag]

[lament jacinth]

La

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/liya-gif-11465675777464796119

[lament jacinth]

Where are these gifs from

😭

[wise mortar]

Discord gif search, all kind of liyas gifs there

Bro got mainstream name

[sour thorn]

what does nitro arena give as a prize

[grim edge]

LIVYYY

[worn ice]

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1737 (1739 peak)
Blitz: 1207 (1403 peak)
Bullet: 1221 (1448 peak)

[vale frost]

Finally reaching my peak again..

Fk bullet am never putting work in that

[wise mortar]

Nice

[vale frost]

For blitz i played 7 games today all win no losses today

If only i didnt quit for 2 weeks i would have not been rusty rn oof

But eh,maybe i needed the break

[opal birch]

poo

[long vortex]

hey, can someone help me setup obs studio for streaming?

[warm spindle]

🏈 🦄

[clear night]

Dahlia 1v1?

[grim edge]

My papa fixed my bookshelfffffttffff wanna see?

[grim edge]

Not today

[warm spindle]

Nope

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/goma-peach-peach-and-goma-peach-cat-mitao-cat-gif-5655019680452631412

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/minion-but-despicable-me-pool-swim-gif-16227921

[warm spindle]

What a sad sad rabbit.

[fluid bronze]

Hey darling

[grim edge]

That's a giraffe

[fluid bronze]

How have you been

[warm spindle]

If that's a giraffe then I'm chokbar de dliz.

[grim edge]

You're choky choky choky

[warm spindle]

[grim edge]

RDJ!!!!! Let's goooo

[tall goblet]

yo

[tulip lichen]

why are porunga's dragon balls so big

kid gohan sized

dragon balls

but shenron's dragon balls are small

[steep kernel]

I am no longer tilted

I went up 100 elo on the last.. today

[stable perch]

i have diarrhea

[silk stag]

Just got back from church

[steep kernel]

I didn't need to know that

[silk stag]

Churchs chiken I mean

[sour thorn]

whats the best board color

im tired of green

[steep kernel]

red and black

[silk stag]

A and a

[steep kernel]

I'll send ss

[silk stag]

Harley Quinn nice

[sour thorn]

lmao

[sour thorn]

too bright

[sour thorn]

what

[silk stag]

A and a sets are gud

[steep kernel]

wouldnt really call this one bright

[sour thorn]

whats a and a

what about icy sea

[silk stag]

A chess set
Costs like 50 bucks or a hundy I forgor

Anyways, black and white or white and a very nice vintage brown
Mahogany or sum

[sour thorn]

im talking about chess.com bruh

[silk stag]

Mb mb
In that case pink and white

[steep kernel]

It might be just me but I think it's bland and overused

[sour thorn]

alr thanks for ur opinions

[steep kernel]

but to each their own

[viral epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/vegeta-super-saiyan-super-saiyajin-ssj-ssj-vegeta-gif-5488874988460835639

Mahogany mentioned, souls devoured

[steep kernel]

being used by a lot of people isn't necessarily a bad thing

but for me I just like to be unique

[stable perch]

does anybody here have the chessbase set?

[steep kernel]

what does it look like?

[clear night]

Chihuahua

[steep kernel]

gn

[lament jacinth]

Lol

[clear night]

Hi Liya

You're funny

1500 hmm... @lament jacinth 1v1?

[lament jacinth]

No thanks

Busy rn

[silk stag]

Hi Liya...

I am scared of you now

[lament jacinth]

As u should be

[oak cliff]

anyone play

[silk stag]

Are you by any chance the girl in my class who makes me feel bad everytime I enter the room

Like
Are you really Lebanese?
Im scared you might be like the dud that throws my stuff out when I forget it accidentally

[toxic valley]

every 60 seconds in afrika, a minute passes

[fervent comet]

insane

[silk stag]

Warcrimes

@setvhmuds

[fervent comet]

good reason to invade them for oil

[frigid zephyr]

Who could have tell

[wise mortar]

Huh?

https://tenor.com/view/minion-but-despicable-me-pool-swim-gif-16227921

[silk stag]

Unfunny.

[wise mortar]

Sorry papi

[silk stag]

Unfunny still.

[orchid sun]

funny.

[wise mortar]

[clear night]

Unfunny

Also, Pass

[vale frost]

Dude how many times is he gonna send that gif

Like bro we get it you have a fetish on minions,keep it to yourself

[lament jacinth]

Ha

[hoary galleon]

idk but the minion looks like he is having a good time going to the pool preparing to swim

[mossy vine]

bruh

[hoary galleon]

sorry I was taking care of somethin

It seems like chess when I opened the link

[mossy vine]

or maybe some other game on that list

chess, racingkings, 3check, horde, amazon, gothic, amazons, checkers

[hoary galleon]

idk how the game starts

[mossy vine]

the game starts when 2 players are connected to the room like lichess.org or some other chess websites

[hoary galleon]

Ahh do I have to have an account in order to play?

[mossy vine]

no, you can play as guest on the website or with the discord bot on some server that has the bot in #1210947045444034600

[lament jacinth]

Livy have you taken your meds today

[mossy vine]

what ?

[lament jacinth]

Was I talking to you

[silk stag]

Medicine is for the rich bozos

[lament jacinth]

Not really

[mossy vine]

💀 💀

[hoary galleon]

I'm pretty sure liya is not the girl in ur class perhaps u might be assuming things without evidence

[silk stag]

Ion got free healthcare waddya want

[lament jacinth]

I work in pharmacy I can tell you everything about meds

[hasty trail]

@lament jacinth remember me

[silk stag]

How many till I od

[tulip lichen]

Modern art.

[mossy vine]

🤔

[hasty trail]

@tulip lichen ANOTHER MR DOG

[hoary galleon]

I see

[silk stag]

Maybe.

[lament jacinth]

How many what

[tulip lichen]

I'm the original one all of them cheap copies

[hoary galleon]

looks like it's from a person with mental disorder

[tulip lichen]

true

[primal fern]

hey !welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @mossy vine, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[silk stag]

OD

[primal fern]

enjoy the server!

[tulip lichen]

I drew it

[hasty trail]

Oh

[silk stag]

Hi habibi linky

[mossy vine]

thanks

[wise mortar]

Stop sexualizing minions, its just he is about to having fun in the pool, you pervert

[tulip lichen]

except starlight

[lament jacinth]

"How many till I od" isn't an English sentence

[silk stag]

Its clearly shown off

[mossy vine]

minions was created bor that people unfortunly

[silk stag]

Overdse

[primal fern]

why am i a habibi 😭

[tulip lichen]

no not that what was his name

[silk stag]

Cuz ur my bb cutie patootie ❤️

[lament jacinth]

Yes ok ON WHAT. WATER?

[tulip lichen]

Idk bro

[wise mortar]

On you. UwU

[hasty trail]

What about scan?

[lament jacinth]

Whats wrong with that

[silk stag]

On anything
Whats the most efficent death

[wise mortar]

Blundering a queen

[primal fern]

bruh noooo

[hoary galleon]

I see, it is a scribble, I'm not saying u have a mental disorder

[tulip lichen]

bro they're coming out everyday shit is like metal cooler

[lament jacinth]

Hmmmmmmmmm 👎

[primal fern]

i have a religious based response to this but i will not bring it up on here

[tulip lichen]

no no im not offended

you're right

[lament jacinth]

Habibi isn't a religious word

[wise mortar]

Lol

[lament jacinth]

So you actually.have a racist based response

[tulip lichen]

it was drawn by a person with a mental disorder

[wise mortar]

Checkmate atheist

[primal fern]

you are spinning it to be it like that.

[wise mortar]

No political and religious topics please, only femboys

[primal fern]

he's right....ayo waat

[silk stag]

So basically

[lament jacinth]

Well there's nothing religious based in the word habibi so what else

[silk stag]

Linky linky is a naughty bb

[wise mortar]

Choky choky

[lament jacinth]

Linky is 26

[silk stag]

Hes still a bb

[primal fern]

im at 1960 elo now! still at my peak!

[lament jacinth]

Old man

[hoary galleon]

U have a mental disorder like depression?

[grim edge]

Uhmmm don't call choky like that. I am the only one who is allowed to call him choky, right @warm spindle?

[lament jacinth]

Is that who i think it is

[tulip lichen]

link was born in like 200 bc

[tulip lichen]

no

[wise mortar]

Whats a choky anyway

Im just parroting it

[grim edge]

LIYAAAA… what do you mean?

[lament jacinth]

ITS YOU DAHLIAAAAAA

[grim edge]

His name used to be chokebar. It's a boring name so I call him choky

[wise mortar]

I thought liya and dahlia is a same dude

[hoary galleon]

okie thanks for clearing things up

[wise mortar]

Oh i thought its like a fetish or something

[tulip lichen]

worst

[orchid sun]

[tulip lichen]

💀

bro spawned in out of nowhere and decided to be a main character

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/random-mysticmessenger-gif-6075016

[tulip lichen]

shut yo ass up

[wise mortar]

Ok

[tulip lichen]

Don't get into the role too much

[wise mortar]

[tulip lichen]

yo tf he did to you bro

[hoary galleon]

That animation of the hair flip was smooth tho

[final gust]

Life as a shtty sense of humor
The only way to move forward is to laugh even though u don't find it funny

[wise mortar]

Agree

[tulip lichen]

Shut yo ass up before I give you the future Gohan treatment

[final gust]

Came up with that on the spot
It's fire

[tulip lichen]

Oh mb mb gang

I should've taken the pills

[final gust]

Don't date

Loves a scam

[tulip lichen]

I can't date

muslim country

[hoary galleon]

I still don't laugh to things I don't find funny

[wise mortar]

Haram

[tulip lichen]

IMPOSTER

[final gust]

Shawty got me relating to Radiohead music

[tulip lichen]

fr

[wise mortar]

I like femboys

[tulip lichen]

disgusting

[final gust]

I meant it metaphorically

[tulip lichen]

My alter ego

[final gust]

Focus on positives

[stable perch]

no kiss before marriage

[wise mortar]

No kids before divorce

[final gust]

No cheeks too

[solar pilot]

hi,iamback

[clear night]

Why not cheeks?

[wise mortar]

Germs

[clear night]

Hi back, I am Alpaca

[final gust]

Just avoid women in general
Love's gonna get u killed

[solar pilot]

hi, alpaca. nice to meet you

[plain arrow]

Thought you're Kramnik?

[tulip lichen]

shut up bizarro

[wise mortar]

Bro applying incel lifestyle

[final gust]

But pride will be the death of us all

[silk stag]

U think my ex gf is a fetish?
CHOKI WAS MY BB CUTIE PATOOTIE POOKIE WITH A SPRINKLE ON TOP BOO BOO BEAR

[clear night]

I am Alpaca first

[wise mortar]

Simmer down papi

[grim edge]

Hello

[clear night]

Dahlia 1v1

[final gust]

Bro, the joke ain't hitting. Give up

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/you-gif-25833251

[silk stag]

Hola hello

[clear night]

Are you Sirius right now?

[silk stag]

Who tf wears skirts with jackets

[wise mortar]

U

[plain arrow]

I am. Why'd you ask?

[final gust]

Ey, ur that 34 yo dude right?

[silk stag]

Its too cold for upoer part but not cold enoufh for the bottom?????

[tulip lichen]

#〘📝〙rules

[clear night]

Why so Sirius?

[grim edge]

48

[final gust]

Aah

[clear night]

I remembered your age (:

[silk stag]

I dont
i do wear a crop tops but thats besides the point

[wise mortar]

Damn 😳

[grim edge]

I appreciate you

[clear night]

1v1

[silk stag]

School policy I aint gae

[wise mortar]

What kind of school is that

Smh goofy ah school

[final gust]

Anyone know how to deal with going from more than friends but not dating to friend zoned + she got a bf?

[olive crane]

you are 48?????

[silk stag]

School with guy uniforms that look like crol tops

[final gust]

She literally said she considers me a close friend

[wise mortar]

If you want a friend then get a friend, if you want a gf then get a gf, no in between

[wise mortar]

Then respect that

[plain arrow]

Try to make yourself horny all the time so your desires can let you forget about your sadness

[clear night]

Nice profile pic.

[olive crane]

is that how you cope

[clear night]

But are you Siriusly giving that advice?

[final gust]

She was the one flirting n stuff in the beginning, things were goin extremely well then her energy randomly changed

[olive crane]

no

[wise mortar]

Are you sirius right nyeow burh?

[final gust]

Sounds like a plan

[hoary galleon]

I feel like that would lead to an addiction tho

[clear night]

No but @plain arrow is

[plain arrow]

Eh. I forget about someone 3 days later, so I don't need to. I'm just trying to think of something that might help

[carmine silo]

Hello Mr chess chat

[wise mortar]

I knew some girls like that before, extremely flaky, my advice is just set a boundary, its just a waste of time if you want her to be your gf

[stable perch]

chat do women even exist or is it just some propaganda?

[carmine silo]

Propaganda

[clear night]

They are men in disguise?

[hoary galleon]

Women exist ofc

[plain arrow]

Women is a propangda made up by toilet companies to sell more toilets

[carmine silo]

Exactly

[solar pilot]

bye

[clear night]

Beak

[solar pilot]

*offline

[clear night]

Ducc

[carmine silo]

A woman once said "you can keep my son you kidnapped, I have the instrument to make more" - assassin creed woman

[olive crane]

i saw that vid

[hoary galleon]

never heard of that before

[plain arrow]

Genshin is 91% done downloading. Gonna take a shower while waiting for the last 9%

[carmine silo]

It's a good game as well

[wise mortar]

Haven’t played Genshin, is it a bit grindy?

[plain arrow]

The grind is optional

[hoary galleon]

Are u new to the game or are u just updating it?

[stable perch]

is the womb an instrument?

[plain arrow]

But with about 1hr of grinding in total, you should be set for the endgame

[stable perch]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-mayo-patrick-mayo-gif-22996351

[wise mortar]

I see

[carmine silo]

Patrick voice

[plain arrow]

I deleted it from my PC since Sumeru released its final area.

Tried to reinstall it on my PC after Fontaine dropped, but it got too big for an entire empty drive

[clear night]

Pnc hits hard

[plain arrow]

So I had to get a new phone to download it on my phone

[carmine silo]

Fontain?? Did u mean Fortnite

[hoary galleon]

I see I started when sumeru desert releases back in 3.2

[plain arrow]

Since Genshin on mobile takes up one fifth of its size compared to PC

[hoary galleon]

fontaine which is like a new region

[plain arrow]

I started playing during launch, back when BoTW fans were boycotting it for "copying" Legends of Zelda

[grim edge]

GYATTT

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/minion-but-despicable-me-pool-swim-gif-16227921

[hoary galleon]

It is inspired from the country France

[plain arrow]

He doesn't care

[final gust]

Won't be easy but I'll try

[plain arrow]

He just wanted to make a joke

[stable perch]

fr*nce

[clear night]

Unfunny. Keep your minion fetish to yourself.

[hoary galleon]

Aren't it was like just using the kinda similar graphic design?

[grim edge]

Based

[wise mortar]

Et tu Alpaca?

[hoary galleon]

pls Don't make it look like a bad word

[plain arrow]

The stamina system as well, I think

[vale frost]

Any 1800 guys here wanna spar or even 2ks (unrated)

I wanna try out a new game style i observed 2ks always do

[clear night]

Es tu Fr**cais?

[flint fox]

the coffee

[hoary galleon]

but they are totally different games

[plain arrow]

Ik

[clear night]

That coffee looks indian.

[plain arrow]

Which is why I don't understand why they were boycotting it

[flint fox]

bruh

[hoary galleon]

yeah

[plain arrow]

I just like its story and characters, that's all

[stable perch]

its chai tea

[grim edge]

On Discord

[clear night]

1v1?

[hoary galleon]

btw @plain arrow when did u started genshin?

[olive crane]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-spiderman-spiderverse-across-the-spider-verse-chai-tea-gif-14428002463126744265

[clear night]

Yeah it's a Chinese word

[plain arrow]

Uhh...

[hoary galleon]

It that coffee with milk?

[flint fox]

just creamy af

i put too much

[hoary galleon]

Yeah basically says tea a second time

[tulip lichen]

dad joke

haha very very funny

[jagged minnow]

Hello guys

[tulip lichen]

im gonna strangle you

[flint fox]

why is bro mad

[jagged minnow]

I will spank you

[hoary galleon]

Hello

[clear night]

Siriusly?

[flint fox]

i will you

[jagged minnow]

Huh?

[grim edge]

mfs in #💬〡general-off-topic don’t view that as a threat

[jagged minnow]

Hi

[fervent comet]

i will make you eat uranium 235

[clear night]

Yum

[jagged minnow]

Tastes like candy

[plain arrow]

Defo something you can ping mods for lol

[fervent comet]

that is plutonium

[jagged minnow]

Mb I forgor

[fervent comet]

we are joking pls do not make it to deep

[flint fox]

i will || || you

[hoary galleon]

Nice to meet you um... how can i call u tho?

[carmine silo]

Uranium has 2 billion calories, that's a MEGA BULK

[jagged minnow]

Disgu

[fervent comet]

yes

[clear night]

|| || || ||

[flint fox]

1 gram

[fervent comet]

np

[plain arrow]

sting

[clear night]

2 billion calories is good right?

[hoary galleon]

Okie nice to meet u Disgu U can call me lydia if u like

[flint fox]

π

[tulip lichen]

say that shit one more time and you'll get the namek frieza treatment

[carmine silo]

It's more calories than we'll ever consume

[jagged minnow]

You are revolting

[jagged minnow]

I will spank your level 0 gyatt

[carmine silo]

Sending the mf to the tournament of power

[jagged minnow]

Nice to meet you lydia

[tulip lichen]

and how do you plan to get that?

[flint fox]

i will || || you

[jagged minnow]

I agree

[fervent comet]

i have connections (i do not)

[carmine silo]

U can order small pieces from eBay or the Iranian government

[fervent comet]

OR AFGANISTAN

[flint fox]

ok || ||

[jagged minnow]

Or just go on dark web and order some

[fervent comet]

or i could just go mine uranium in my country

[tulip lichen]

my lawyer has advised me to not continue this conversation any further or say what i was planning to say

[fervent comet]

without dying

[flint fox]

steal it from a nuclear reactor

[fervent comet]

lol w lawyer

[carmine silo]

Yeah u could but it sounds better if u say "yeah I have contact with the Iranian government"

[tulip lichen]

he's a guy named saul

[fervent comet]

yea that sounds cool

[jagged minnow]

Say whatever you want in dms, I don't snitch

[fervent comet]

w man

I AM 1142

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> soulkillerz2006

This is the Chess.com profile of soulkillerz2006. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1142 (peak)
Blitz: 916 (1063 peak)
Bullet: 667 (1208 peak)

[fervent comet]

ME HAPPY

[fervent comet]

i won 2 matches yesterday and 2 today :)

[jagged minnow]

How do i take this test?

[carmine silo]

Your honor, my client here isn't guilty as you can see, He didn't lie, How you ask. His pants aren't on fire, I rest my case

[fervent comet]

3* today

[fervent comet]

you should be a lawyer

[jagged minnow]

I don't play chess rn

[tulip lichen]

i do not want anyone finding out what i was planning to say

[fervent comet]

oh

[carmine silo]

I'm studying for my law degree 💀

[jagged minnow]

I can guess

[flint fox]

his pants are frozen af

[fervent comet]

LOL

[tulip lichen]

a 5 star therapist would say im a sick fck

[jagged minnow]

(average overthinker experience)

[fervent comet]

insane

[errant raven]

Wassup

[flint fox]

I AM NOT CRAZY! I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it. He – he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him! You-Copied!

[jagged minnow]

You have not seen me talk yet lol

[errant raven]

You should see a therapist

[tulip lichen]

we all have that alter ego in the friends gc

[flint fox]

see heaven

[fervent comet]

he should be therapist

[jagged minnow]

Yea

[fervent comet]

no

[carmine silo]

Saul Goodman laugh

[jagged minnow]

I came here just after saying some atrocious things in the gc

[errant raven]

Tf is this chat

[jagged minnow]

Btw that guy is my doppelganger

It's not me

[lone spindle]

🤮

[flint fox]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@errant raven With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[fervent comet]

real

[errant raven]

[fervent comet]

[errant raven]

[fervent comet]

my fav opening has failed me

[errant raven]

Wanna play chess chat?

[fervent comet]

ok ig

d4

[errant raven]

I hate d4

[carmine silo]

Members of the jury I urge you to think. When was the last time YOU shat yourself in public, my client here just so happened to be on a sunroof while he needed to relieve himself.

[flint fox]

Nf6

[errant raven]

You should play e4

[flint fox]

ok but no

[wise mortar]

The last time huh? Most of you here havent even born yet

[fervent comet]

bishop f4

[fervent comet]

i used to play e4 f4

but then i started losing cause i started being stupid so i stopped

[jagged minnow]

Proof I actually go outside

[fervent comet]

gj

[flint fox]

e6

[tulip lichen]

why are the clouds kinda looking like

[flint fox]

SHUT UP

[tulip lichen]

uhh

[fervent comet]

Nf3

[tulip lichen]

a 4 pack yeah

[jagged minnow]

You are the basement dweller

[tulip lichen]

4 pack abs

[jagged minnow]

[flint fox]

Bd6

[tulip lichen]

yeah yeah 4 pack abs

totally didnt think of anything else

[viscid jacinth]

I never realised sky looked that good

[tulip lichen]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1141573309662769214/1195384366415757312/attachment.gif?ex=65b3cb72&is=65a15672&hm=3162a59d725998a2da41cf34d090ef30e2772f5a8976500fb9bf04ff60f8ac40&

[jagged minnow]

Even better

[viscid jacinth]

god damn how many memes are there

[tulip lichen]

a lot

[fervent comet]

I have to go (chat continue for me pls)

bye chat

[wise mortar]

Resign

[fervent comet]

ig i resign then

[viscid jacinth]

Damn brother

[fervent comet]

if noone wants to continue

[fervent comet]

tactical resignation

[flint fox]

lil bro thought it was a raspberry

[jagged minnow]

@fervent comet dude why are you using ai wolf pfp real wolves look much cooler

[grim edge]

You're the server's mascot, they love you

[wise mortar]

Thats a hand grenade

[fervent comet]

i might

use a real soon

anyways bye fr fr this time

[wise mortar]

Bye bitch

[grim edge]

Later furry

[jagged minnow]

Bye bye

[fervent comet]

no i am not furry

[carmine silo]

Bye bye 👋

[fervent comet]

bye

[grim edge]

I meant later bro

[queen island]

hello

[viscid jacinth]

Jesus loves you

[grim edge]

Based

[tulip lichen]

arent those the invasive species snail eggs

[carmine silo]

"aye bro you gonna play with those Legos"

[wise mortar]

French: yum

[tulip lichen]

fr

[jagged minnow]

This one is so phucking old

[tulip lichen]

bast are you letting this slide

[carmine silo]

Rip zyzz

[tulip lichen]

ik you watching chat rn

[flint fox]

dw it aint the apple snail thing

[jagged minnow]

Hey guys can I ask you smth?

[carmine silo]

Yes

[wise mortar]

No

[jagged minnow]

I called a girl short

[viscid jacinth]

Dayum brotha

[jagged minnow]

She said if you think I am short

[wise mortar]

Im also a minor

[jagged minnow]

Why don't you put some inches in me

[carmine silo]

DHE WANTS TO SMASHHJ

[viscid jacinth]

Bro bast is italian wtf

[wise mortar]

r/thathappened

[viscid jacinth]

Perfect

[wise mortar]

We know you avoid talking to girls

[tulip lichen]

they look painfully similar

[jagged minnow]

It really did I can show you the chats

I wouldn't actually tho

[hoary galleon]

well if u can clearly see that she is short then she is short, For me idm being called short but I'm not too short tho

[jagged minnow]

I think she meant it as a joke

[viscid jacinth]

She is short

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/flash-cube-gif-21420610

[jagged minnow]

5"3

[grim edge]

good morning usa 🗣️

Lmao

[jagged minnow]

Good morning stupid cat

[viscid jacinth]

2 inches isnt short

Is it

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-angry-hiss-gif-9387351

[hoary galleon]

Good morning to u tho but night time here

[grim edge]

It depends on the context

But generally, yes

[viscid jacinth]

noooooo

[jagged minnow]

Down there?

100%

[grim edge]

Ran Rhy, it's over bro...

[viscid jacinth]

dawg yall take steroids for it or smth

[grim edge]

Ironically steroids is what makes it shrink

[viscid jacinth]

idc that thing of yours is not natural

[viscid jacinth]

i thought it was only balls

[grim edge]

So it'd be HGH instead

[wise mortar]

Both

[viscid jacinth]

Anyways I aint sam sulek so

[wise mortar]

Sam sulek so? Huh

[grim edge]

Human growth hormone, take more of it Ran Rhy.

[viscid jacinth]

Should I

[grim edge]

Kill whoever has it if you have to

[viscid jacinth]

Is it the only way

[grim edge]

Somewhat

[tulip lichen]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1119799385195290626/1211294883248209950/attachment.gif

new one added to the collection

[wise mortar]

New meme just dropped

[elfin crag]

hello everyone 👋

[grim edge]

what if magnus carlsen is actually
||freddy five bear||

[elfin crag]

why is the chat renamed to general-off-topic?

[wise mortar]

Where is the punchline?

[grim edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1170823481190011022/1211106543924416522/IMG_20240224_161206.jpg?ex=65ecfddd&is=65da88dd&hm=56ca524526a3f077cfa9e236dfba24ca2c077c1b90df4a488297a6810fe439cb&=&format=webp&width=482&height=644

[grim edge]

So much shit posting

[jagged minnow]

I will kidnap this cat

[grim edge]

I'm somewhat responsible

[wise mortar]

Stop stealing others people cat pictures

[grim edge]

why does discord crop my images

[grim edge]

no thats mine

[elfin crag]

u meant "catnap"

[viscid jacinth]

Mate its Freddy Fazbear

[jagged minnow]

Your discord it dumb

[wise mortar]

Whats her name

[jagged minnow]

Fr

[grim edge]

it has 2 names

[wise mortar]

Name it

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/excuse-me-was-you-saying-something-nuh-uh-you-cant-tell-me-nothing-kanye-west-nuh-uh-kanye-nuh-uh-kanye-excuse-me-gif-17898344810329028757

[elfin crag]

wait no, "kitnap" is better

[grim edge]

peepo or madame blavatsky

[jagged minnow]

Blue mushroom bread

[wise mortar]

Nice name

[jagged minnow]

Name her this

[viscid jacinth]

Skill issue

[grim edge]

i took her to the library once

[tulip lichen]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1119799385195290626/1211296129552097401/attachment.gif

[elfin crag]

how the hell did u make that long boi screenshot?

[tulip lichen]

ok so the collection so far is

[tulip lichen]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1141573309662769214/1195384366415757312/attachment.gif?ex=65b3cb72&is=65a15672&hm=3162a59d725998a2da41cf34d090ef30e2772f5a8976500fb9bf04ff60f8ac40&

[viscid jacinth]

Magic

[jagged minnow]

Fr

[tulip lichen]

this is the collection so far

[viscid jacinth]

Holy mother of god

[tulip lichen]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1119799385195290626/1211295918310162522/attachment.gif

take this one instead

[wise mortar]

Ok

[tulip lichen]

that dark mode everyone uses it

[elfin crag]

oh like this

[grim edge]

https://i.imgflip.com/48veka.png

[grim edge]

Bimbo, it's ok to reach out for the support...

[tulip lichen]

this black color is a shade that wont line up with anything

[grim edge]

y'alls phones

Idk what he's done to you

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Mandeep Kumar (mandeepchess10)

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Name: Mandeep Kumar (mandeepchess10)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 208 (282 peak)
Blitz: 170 (247 peak)
Bullet: 187 (332 peak)

[wise mortar]

Mf im the support

[grim edge]

markdown cringe, gtfo

[grim edge]

After your encounter with Ran Rhy? Bullshit

[wise mortar]

Help what

[jagged minnow]

New feature is fun

[wise mortar]

I am his daddy

[grim edge]

#💬〡chess-talk you nerd

Oh shit

[jagged minnow]

Long screenshot

[gusty escarp]

oh

[wise mortar]

Yeah you will get help there, not so much in this deranged channel

[grim edge]

Quite the plot twist

[jagged minnow]

Perfect to beat people with

Best blunt weapon

[grim edge]

This makes Ran Rhy the victim wtf

[wise mortar]

We are all the victims of this cruel world

https://tenor.com/view/teletubbies-big-hug-hugs-hugging-group-hug-gif-24237876

[jagged minnow]

Let's bully the world

[grim edge]

Well shit

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1170823481190011022/1201201359496675408/togif-5.gif

[jagged minnow]

Rage has already consumed me

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/you-gif-25833251

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-meme-gif-6685457771534397088

[grim edge]

present me

[jagged minnow]

Typed it with the best poker face I can make naturally

[wise mortar]

[viscid jacinth]

Rage might be coming inside you 😩

[jagged minnow]

I thought it was a girl but it's just a gay

[jagged minnow]

Ayo

[wise mortar]

I just need a minion gif or a femboy gif to start triggering this deranged channel smh

[hoary galleon]

U can study openings, tactics and also to develop other pieces like the knight, so knights before bishopa is what I would hear. and also look if one of ur pieces is being attacked like the queen bc the queen is the most powerfull piece of all

[grim edge]

any femboys in chat

[wise mortar]

UwU

[jagged minnow]

Oh a new edit

[hoary galleon]

oh and also look out for pins that is one of the chess tactics

[slate owl]

UwU

[wise mortar]

Thanks for the tip

[grim edge]

ew weeb

[slate owl]

💔

[wise mortar]

Stimky weeb

[hoary galleon]

U can study openings, tactics and also to develop other pieces like the knight, so knights before bishopa is what I would hear. and also look if one of ur pieces is being attacked like the queen bc the queen is the most powerfull piece of all

[wise mortar]

Bro replied to Albert

[grim edge]

<1000 giving chess advice is crazy

[slate owl]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1158257783016263683/1211297785895190578/attachment.gif

[wise mortar]

Eh nothing wrong with that

[grim edge]

bro

[wise mortar]

He is giving advice to a 300

[grim edge]

still

[wise mortar]

No. Shut your femboy mouth

[grim edge]

it's like if a person with one leg gave advice on how to walk to a person on a wheelchair

[jagged minnow]

🤫

[wise mortar]

Bad analogy

[grim edge]

[slate owl]

[grim edge]

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> gosu_witty

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1739 (peak)
Blitz: 1207 (1403 peak)
Bullet: 1221 (1448 peak)

[vale frost]

Finally i got my peak up

I finally reached my previous peak

[viscid jacinth]

Or a gay person telling straight guy that he has no beaches

[slate owl]

have no bitches? become one duh

[hoary galleon]

Also what i noticed in ur games is that u trade too much to the point that ur army is almost wiped out

[vale frost]

And lacks opening knowledge

Openings is always the best starter pack for a begginer

[grim edge]

lol i pull, just not lads

[vale frost]

Told hin that earlier

[viscid jacinth]

Lol that was actually funny

[arctic heart]

it itches

[viscid jacinth]

Then dont itch its easy

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> lamborghinisc20

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1266 (1290 peak)
Blitz: 1313 (peak)
Bullet: 1621 (1631 peak)

[rocky sonnet]

bro I am astreamer

[hoary galleon]

yeah true I also need to study more on openings and on how to calculate and also time management

[rocky sonnet]

streamer

[hoary galleon]

Are u a streamer on yt?

[rocky sonnet]

No on twitch

https://www.twitch.tv/gmlamborghinisc20

Not many followers though

[hoary galleon]

that's ok we all started small

[jagged minnow]

If Only girls my age played chess

😕

[grim edge]

It is what it is

[rocky sonnet]

True

[tawny sonnet]

😏😂

[sick sail]

an earthquake happened after i finished playing

was too good earth rlly had to congratulate me wit an earthquake🥱🥱(i blundered my queen to a long ranged bishop)

[sonic copper]

discord says u guys talking abt skirts n jackets

[sonic copper]

idk if im ur age but i do play

[sonic copper]

me

[sonic copper]

leggings

[hoary galleon]

How old are u?

[solar pilot]

i am back again

is everyone here?

[hoary galleon]

idk but I'm physically tired rn

[solar pilot]

ok

[vale frost]

Dude why is this server so dead

[grim elm]

hi

[solar pilot]

hi

[grim elm]

help me im 200 elo]

[solar pilot]

but im 400 elo ...

[hoary galleon]

hello ur pfp reminds me of attack on titans

[grim elm]

its my face man

[solar pilot]

and im 1200 elo puzzle

hi?

...

[alpine creek]

who is dis

[solar pilot]

idk

[grim edge]

if i draw against magnus am i considered good?

[solar pilot]

||nothing here||

[grim edge]

@upbeat viper

[jagged minnow]

17

[grim edge]

give me the role

[wise mortar]

Fots???

[grim edge]

Bots

[vale frost]

Lmfao

[wise mortar]

Damn find me a girl who look at me like that

[tulip lichen]

there is but one is born every 1000 years

legendary super saiyan ahh

[jagged minnow]

Bruh

[tulip lichen]

they are born once in a blue moon

[jagged minnow]

If only I could find one

[iron barn]

W rizz

[haughty vapor]

Who’s around 700 and wanna vs me

[alpine creek]

what is bro watching on that computer

[desert nimbus]

Nice

[stable perch]

frank quit chess

[tired wren]

900 👀

[severe niche]

Yooo why is calculus soo hard

Like come on
In every exam a question comes that I am not prepared for

[vale frost]

Get to 2500 elo first

[rough stone]

[vale frost]

Potential matching pfp for my 1900 elo bestfriend (who i view as hikaru)

Thx,ill be gotham

[glossy radish]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[covert cosmos]

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[weak cairn]

damn this chat dead asf

[candid ember]

hello helo

[weak cairn]

hello

[candid ember]

how did you sleep

[weak cairn]

i'm still tired

[candid ember]

why

[weak cairn]

cause i woke up early

[candid ember]

for work?

[weak cairn]

i do not work

how old are you

[candid ember]

what you think

[weak cairn]

idk that's why i'm asking

[candid ember]

guess pls

[weak cairn]

is that you in your pfp

[candid ember]

yes

[weak cairn]

27

[candid ember]

you are incorrect

i am 16

[weak cairn]

its hard without seeing your face

[weak cairn]

you are NOT 16 and looking like that

[candid ember]

i am

[weak cairn]

that is not you then

[candid ember]

it is me

[golden badge]

I am 18 and proud of it

[weak cairn]

bro does not look like that at 16

[candid ember]

why

[weak cairn]

cause that cannot be a 16 year old

[candid ember]

how can i prove

[weak cairn]

you can't cause you are not 16 or you are not that guy

[candid ember]

i am

what you think about me helo

[weak cairn]

that is not a 16 year old 😭

[candid ember]

if you really want i can look for passport

[weak cairn]

sorry but i don't believe ur 16

[vale frost]

Guys

My female friend made a drawing of me am blushing hard

This shall now be my profile.

[vale frost]

I mean genetics does exist,ive seen 17 yesr olds with beards and dad bod

[weak cairn]

nope that is NOT a 16 year old

[candid ember]

why you think that

[weak cairn]

because you look way older than every single 16 year old i know

[candid ember]

yes