💬〡general-off-topic

[weak cairn]

idk probably like 50

depends if i do them fast more but if i do proper pushups probably 50

[grim edge]

are you a robot 🤖

[candid ember]

so you would admit that youre about average

[weak cairn]

ye im about average

[candid ember]

helo show youreself pls

[solid cedar]

at my age range avg is probably around 15-20 or so

[candid ember]

i mean the muscle

[solid cedar]

less for quite a few who dont bother to do much physically

[weak cairn]

do not have any pictures

[grim edge]

helo are you good

[shy pike]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1183779700485664820.webp?size=48&name=ferrisCat&quality=lossless

[weak cairn]

good at what

[grim edge]

At chess and

[candid ember]

that is so good, average for chess player is 0

[weak cairn]

nah im terrible at chess

[grim edge]

Ohh so you are like me

I'm Martin by the way

[solid cedar]

most the other kids who play chess at my school are little twigs

[weak cairn]

bro is NOT martin

[candid ember]

do you beat them?

[grim edge]

Yes I am

[solid cedar]

usually

[shy pike]

owo

[warm spindle]

Hi Abigail.

[solid cedar]

they are like 500-1000 elo

[grim edge]

bullshit

[candid ember]

no i mean physicly

[solid cedar]

aside from 1 whos 1400 and one whos 1800 or so

[candid ember]

like injure them harm them

[solid cedar]

yes def

[solid cedar]

😡 yes

[candid ember]

it is a good feeling beating someone weaker than you

[grim edge]

whats is the chess boxing

[weak cairn]

tf?

[solid cedar]

ive watched chess boxing tournaments, they happen near me and its really sad

they suck at fighting and like throw slaps and sucker punches and then blunder everything and it says their elo is "1600"

[grim edge]

so like you play chess and then beat the opponent after

[weak cairn]

to be fair there's alot more pressure

[candid ember]

whats tf

[solid cedar]

take turns in chess and boxing until you win one i belive

[grim edge]

like how much time is given for a single match

[solid cedar]

i forgot maybe like 10-15 mins chess wise

[grim edge]

is there any blitz in this match

[solid cedar]

dunno boxing time but prolly similar

[candid ember]

angry

[weak cairn]

lets just say i was confused by your message

[solid cedar]

no

[candid ember]

how

[weak cairn]

why would you enjoy beating people weaker than you or are you joking

[candid ember]

no

[grim edge]

maybe hhe like

he*

[weak cairn]

do you do boxing or wrestling or something then

[solid cedar]

lol

[candid ember]

i do boxing and gym

[grim edge]

so you beat weak dude

[weak cairn]

that makes more sense i thought you were just attacking random people

[candid ember]

no, only people you personaly dislike you beat

[grim edge]

That's kinda funny though

[shy pike]

meowww

[weak cairn]

not worth it

if i personally dislike someone i'm not fighting them and risking injury

[grim edge]

y

not bro

[candid ember]

when i fight someone weaker i dont risk anything

i beat him for sure

[solid cedar]

lol

[grim edge]

that's good

[weak cairn]

are you fighting toddlers or something

[grim edge]

nvm

[candid ember]

no, kids should be protected

[grim edge]

tf

[weak cairn]

what adult male is weak enough that you can fight and not get injured at all

[novel moat]

Woah buddy

Be careful how you type it

[grim edge]

ngl let's call child protection bureau

lol

[candid ember]

average adult male/high schooler is only about 70kg and doesnt train

how am i getting injured by that

[grim edge]

yeah your right

[weak cairn]

by getting hit

[warm spindle]

dude0229

[weak cairn]

its still gonna hurt you when you get hit

[grim edge]

but average high schoolschooler in usa possess a firearm too

lol

[candid ember]

he isnt even gonna attempt in fear that i fight back

[weak cairn]

true. even more reason not to fight peopel you dislike

[grim edge]

YeYep

[weak cairn]

risking your health or life just cause you don't like someone is crazy

[candid ember]

that only applies for an average man, if its someone strong u must attack first

[weak cairn]

if you attack someone he'll ofcourse fight back

[grim edge]

in streat fight you Don know what does the opposite person have

[candid ember]

helo i bet that if i hit u in the head first you wont get up

[grim edge]

DDamn

[weak cairn]

ok? and ur also getting charged with assault

not worth it buddy

[candid ember]

by the time u come to ur mind i land another puch even if you dont fall

[grim edge]

OK

wow

[candid ember]

it is depended where you do it

[grim edge]

you seems like a mma fightfighter

[weak cairn]

not to mention what happens when i come back for revenge

next time all i gotta do is hit you when you're not expecting it

[grim edge]

OOK

[primal mirage]

"chess players are smart" 😭

[grim edge]

batman arc here too started

[primal mirage]

tf am i readin 💀💀

[grim edge]

I'm batman

[novel moat]

let them act tough

[weak cairn]

this guy is saying you should fight people you don't like

[grim edge]

I'm batman

[candid ember]

what if you dont know where i live or i kill you or break the arm so you need to recover

[grim edge]

I'm batman

[primal mirage]

[weak cairn]

them? i'm the one saying i'm not fighting anyone and risking injury

[primal mirage]

bro finna be in jail next year christmas

[weak cairn]

then you're going to jail buddy

[grim edge]

what if he is a batman too

[novel moat]

Wonyoung

[primal mirage]

ye

[grim edge]

I'm a batman

[weak cairn]

violence is not the only answer

[grim edge]

batman

[novel moat]

Queens indian thoughts

[candid ember]

but most efficient

[weak cairn]

but its not

[shy pike]

i am violence

[primal mirage]

decent for sure

[grim edge]

but batman loves violence

[primal mirage]

quite like it

[candid ember]

of course i joke, i am a lovely man

[weak cairn]

this guy is not real

[grim edge]

bruh

[candid ember]

i would not step on the bug

[grim edge]

bruhh

[primal mirage]

i actually study nimzo, which sometimes changes to queens indian

[grim edge]

what kind of batman is this

[novel moat]

What about accelerated queens indian

[covert cosmos]

:3

[primal mirage]

not sure? what that is

[grim edge]

WWait what's that

[stable mirage]

:3

#💬〡trusted-off-topic

[grim edge]

×_×

[novel moat]

d4 Nf6 c4 b6

[grim edge]

ohhhhkey

[weak cairn]

tf is the point of this

[primal mirage]

ah that, its fine, ig less viable since u commit b6 early

[candid ember]

helo are you maybe up for a chess game

[novel moat]

Hmm

[stable mirage]

no slow mode and no just joined

[primal mirage]

also u give e4 opportunity

[weak cairn]

nope. not tryna get destroyed

[candid ember]

if you want i can let you win

[novel moat]

Because I want to study queens indian but I can't play it against d4 c4 Nc3 right?

[weak cairn]

what would be the point then

[grim edge]

I'm batman

[candid ember]

how do you even know if am better or no

[primal mirage]

i mean, then transpose into nimzo

[weak cairn]

ur rating is way higher

[primal mirage]

just play bb4 with b6 later

[stable mirage]

UwU

[candid ember]

well if you are going to have fun winning instead of playing fair match i can provide u that

[grim edge]

mens love batman and nerds love spider men

[primal mirage]

kinda gotta sleep, iz 1am, ask question in dm ill answer tmr

[novel moat]

Alright

[weak cairn]

if you really want to we can play a fair match but you'll probably win and just waste your time

[grim edge]

oni chan

[stable mirage]

:3

[grim edge]

@_@

[candid ember]

oh you are afraid of wasting my time

[covert cosmos]

siwi-chan

[candid ember]

you are a good person, but in fact youre wrong i have fun playing weather i win or lose so its not wasted

[grim edge]

I'm batman

[weak cairn]

ok let's play then

[candid ember]

we will go unrated than

[weak cairn]

i already fell 100 elo points in blitz today 😭

[stable mirage]

:3!!!

[candid ember]

you may win
https://play.chess.com/H7q1Y

[grim edge]

^__^

^---^

[candid ember]

very well done, we can do mor eif u want but i need to prepare the tuna now

[weak cairn]

yeah i'm probably going to sleep soon anyway

[candid ember]

you see that u can win

why u overestimate me

[weak cairn]

cause i've been losing alot today

and i usually play blitz but with rapid i have more time to think so i don't make terrible moves

also i feel like you were going easy on me

[candid ember]

this is true but i think even in my prime u have a good chance to beat me

becouse i hate chess

[weak cairn]

why

[candid ember]

becouse i suck at it and i dont like the game

but i happend to know how to play so i play

[primal fern]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7M3HuQRRAm1QD4kftmq0bb?si=07a67ea967494f52 just gonna put this here

[weak cairn]

but earlier you said you have fun whether you lose or win

[candid ember]

yes i am amater that plays only for fun, dont compete, dont care if i get better, dont care if i win or lose

[weak cairn]

we are not listening to this gang

[primal fern]

is good song but you don't have to

[weak cairn]

actually i'll give it a try

[peak plank]

how to crush the kid

[covert cosmos]

out of context

[grim edge]

the kings indian or the kid

[peak plank]

the KID

I dont like KIA's

[grim edge]

idk use a hydraulic press or smth

[candid ember]

bad song

[candid ember]

hello Frank

[grim edge]

hi

[candid ember]

i have a question

[grim edge]

whar

[candid ember]

is youre real name Frank?

[grim edge]

yes

or is it

[candid ember]

is it?

[grim edge]

huh

[arctic heart]

legends love pepsi man

[candid ember]

what you do in the life beside chess?

[grim edge]

hmm

i pet my cat

and

play more chess

[arctic heart]

wonder

[candid ember]

so youre life is all about youre cat and chess?

[grim edge]

im also in school

not now

[candid ember]

you seem lika a depressive man Frank

[grim edge]

i am

[candid ember]

why not do something about it

[grim edge]

but what do you do about it

[arctic heart]

but he likes cat

[grim edge]

see this is why i need to sleep faster than 2 am

[candid ember]

you find the new activity that will make a life more enjoyable

[arctic heart]

like

[grim edge]

cat make it enjoyable

[arctic heart]

gambling?

[candid ember]

but you just said youre depressive

[grim edge]

it depressive when cat not there

[arctic heart]

you're right,what is a fisherman without the sea

[candid ember]

that is a bad way to attempt to fix depression you need to find something that isnt going to harm you but benefit you

[arctic heart]

i don't have depression

[candid ember]

okay i am talking about frank

[arctic heart]

frank why depressed

you live in poland 🇵🇱

[grim edge]

life meaningless

[arctic heart]

you just bored

[candid ember]

what about you what makes youre life not depressive like franks?

do you have any good advice to help frank

[grim edge]

its all just distractions

they stopped working

[arctic heart]

what is there more to life than that

it's all a distraction from inevitable death

enjoy them

[grim edge]

blud is NOT helping rn

[arctic heart]

does death sound good

[candid ember]

have you tried quitting the chess and joining some physical activity
if you didnt u should try

[arctic heart]

so that's why distractions are nice

[grim edge]

it winter

no can go outisde

[arctic heart]

talk to friends

[grim edge]

no friends

[arctic heart]

listen to music

[candid ember]

of course u can

[lament jacinth]

Womp womp

[arctic heart]

while doing something like duolingo

[arctic heart]

bro lives in poland

[candid ember]

who

[arctic heart]

frank

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-gif-5746481

[candid ember]

so what

[arctic heart]

he has a demo of russian winter

[grim edge]

its not that bad, its getting warmer now, its just difficult to do sports outside rn

[arctic heart]

what time is it in warsaw

[grim edge]

like 2 am

[candid ember]

how is the name frank when you live in poland

[arctic heart]

just sleep

[grim edge]

its the english version of my name

[candid ember]

its 1 40 am now

[candid ember]

what youre real name

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/excuse-me-was-you-saying-something-nuh-uh-you-cant-tell-me-nothing-kanye-west-nuh-uh-kanye-nuh-uh-kanye-excuse-me-gif-17898344810329028757

[arctic heart]

frank

just written in english

[arctic heart]

stay awake (you have to obey me now)

[candid ember]

chat what about you

what you do in the life beside chess\

[arctic heart]

play some games i enjoy,study spanish,listen to music and do school work (it's a lot)

[candid ember]

what game you play

why delete

[arctic heart]

i hate to be the last one to reply

for some reason

[candid ember]

i will be last

[candid ember]

which school you go to

school for what

[arctic heart]

wdym for what

[grim edge]

im back from the mute

[arctic heart]

i'm not in college yet

[candid ember]

but youre in highschool

what u study mainly in highschool

[arctic heart]

2nd year

[grim edge]

same, except i study german

[candid ember]

so what

[arctic heart]

math and physics

[stone quiver]

meth yes i do meth

[candid ember]

i am also in highschool for example i study trading

what you study?

[grim edge]

@arctic heart u live in usa?

[arctic heart]

no

[arctic heart]

trading?

[candid ember]

yes i am also same year as you what you study?

[grim edge]

wher

how do schools work for u guys cuz for me its 8 years of elementary school, then u have a bunch of options

[arctic heart]

you get out of kindergarden at 5,then you have elementary till 14,highschool till 18 and college which can take up to 6 years depending on what you're doing

[grim edge]

wait

u need to be 14 to start highschool?

also what types of highschool is it the same thing?

[arctic heart]

no,you can get held back pretty much forever or you can be a genius and join at like 8

[grim edge]

our school system looks something like this
(the blue one is elementary school)

[candid ember]

frank what type of highschool you go?

[grim edge]

idk how to say it in english

[arctic heart]

yeah,except it's waaay more focused on languages,you have to know almost every single rule and deliver an essay about a surprise subject worth 50% your grade at the end

[candid ember]

than say it on polish

[stone quiver]

I have no job

[arctic heart]

say it anyway we have google

[dawn fjord]

I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can’t touch me or catch me. What am I?

[grim edge]

liceum ogólnokształcące

[arctic heart]

skloza prob means school

[arctic heart]

pretty cool (i understood nothing)

[candid ember]

now translate it to english pls

[arctic heart]

Shadow

[dawn fjord]

This is a riddle but it's funny how it says your every move when i chose it randomly

[arctic heart]

he just said he can't

lata means years

i'd say

[grim edge]

so pretty much after elementary you have 3 options: the one on the left takes 4 years, u can choose a profile but u still have to study everything, then at the end of the 4 years u write 4 exams where u need to score atleast 30% each and then u can go to college (thats the one i picked)

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/duolingo-duo-language-pou-moment-chicken-nugget-duolingo-gif-17525580301683979201

[arctic heart]

this looks way better

our system is main line,hard,and extremely exhausting

[candid ember]

okay now u answer the question which highschool you go?

[arctic heart]

30% seems great

[grim edge]

the one in the middle is the one my friend picked, u go there for 5 years and u can land a well-paid job immediately after, or u can still go to college (dont know anything else abt it

[arctic heart]

what is the difficulty of the questions?

[arctic heart]

here you can get a nice score at the national exams and still be jobless for years

high competition

[unborn pike]

Everyone has to go to college to be successful.

[grim edge]

the one on the very left i have no idea how it works, all i know is u go there for 3 years and either go to work immedately, or u go for 2 more years to know more stuff abt the things u wanna do in life

[arctic heart]

unless you get smth like zootechnics

[arctic heart]

you can go to college and remain unsuccesful for a variety of reasons

[grim edge]

i forgot to say, u also pretty much have to do 2 (the ones u picked at the beginning of highschool) at 50%

[grim edge]

nope

[arctic heart]

do you wanna know the name?

[unborn pike]

College is the only place to gain valuable skills and knowledge.

its the same experience for everyone

[grim edge]

not in my country

[candid ember]

okay

[arctic heart]

So you mean that before colleges were invented everyone was skilless and dumb

[grim edge]

if u go to the "liceum ogółnokształcące" that i went to u either go to college or go work at mcdonald

[arctic heart]

i can't say that

[grim edge]

but if u went to one of the other 2 u can land a job immediately after

[arctic heart]

what's the average wage at poland

[jaunty kindle]

@candid ember watched too much Pompeye

[grim edge]

minimum wage?

[unborn pike]

yes Isaac Newton went to college

[candid ember]

a?

[unborn pike]

but You should choose your college based on where your friends are going (importnant)

[candid ember]

why

[jaunty kindle]

[unborn pike]

College is the best time of your life; anything less is a disappointment.

[arctic heart]

yeah,mb

[grim edge]

4 242 zł brutto (brutto means before taxes(i think)) at the beginning of july its gonna be 4 300 zł

[unborn pike]

Your college major defines your intelligence and worth.

[grim edge]

which is 1063$
and at the beginning of july its gonna be 1080$

[arctic heart]

it's far from worth

[candid ember]

what you mean

[arctic heart]

our minimum wage is currently 261$

[jaunty kindle]

[grim edge]

idk how much thati s in the us, but in poland its enough to feed a family of 4 and still have a lot left if ur smart

[grim edge]

holy

[candid ember]

idiot

[arctic heart]

it provides merely the basics for 1 person

[jaunty kindle]

Clown

[arctic heart]

oh

most people get paid like 2 or 3

[candid ember]

why clown

[grim edge]

before taxes?

[arctic heart]

which is like 500$ and 700$

[jaunty kindle]

Why Pompeye

[arctic heart]

i don't think that's a thing here

[dawn fjord]

What is there one of in every corner and two of in every room?

[grim edge]

taxes r not a thing?

[arctic heart]

you pay taxes separately

[grim edge]

well yeah i know

[candid ember]

what is Pompeye

[jaunty kindle]

[arctic heart]

so less than 200$ is what you get to "live" here with a bad job

[lament jacinth]

Kek

[arctic heart]

you pay taxes twice?

[grim edge]

no

[arctic heart]

or is there a tax for wage

[lament jacinth]

You pay taxes once??

[grim edge]

i am 14. i have no clue

[lament jacinth]

Still a baby

[arctic heart]

yeah,but there's a lot of them to pay (housing,driving,retirement,living national territory and prob a lot i don't remember

[arctic heart]

if you get taxed before even getting your money that you are paying taxes with

[grim edge]

i dont even know what ur saying rn, u get money, u pay taxes with that money and u keep the rest

[arctic heart]

you said before taxes

[lament jacinth]

Taxes are an auto deduction from your wage

[arctic heart]

which made me think your wage gets taxed

[grim edge]

i meant that is the money u get before u need to pay ur taxes

or like without the taxes being paid yet

[arctic heart]

oh ok

taxes are a scam tho

not meant to comprehend

[grim edge]

so u get around 3221,98 zł in reality

[arctic heart]

what types of jobs get minimum wage?

[grim edge]

which is still enough to rent a 20m^2 or more apartment and have enough money to survive

[grim edge]

no idea

[arctic heart]

Europeans can afford families but struggle with underpopulation for some reason

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/threat-gif-26347862

[grim edge]

i wanted to become a programmer after college but idk if thats gonna be possible with the current ai situation

[arctic heart]

risky

but if you are really good at it

might be worth

[grim edge]

cuz if ai takes over that job then im gonna be working at mcdonalds

[arctic heart]

what subjects are you maining rn

[stable mirage]

@polar roost

[grim edge]

idk how much u get paid in other countries but where i live, u make like 10x minimum wage usually

[grim edge]

math and geography

[arctic heart]

woahaahah

[grim edge]

if ur a programmer

[arctic heart]

y'all get 10.000$ usually?

[grim edge]

i mean it depends on the job, if ur a beginner at programming ur gonna get like 2000$

[arctic heart]

that is still a lot

[grim edge]

ik

[arctic heart]

for em at least

def worth it then,give it a shot

but have a backup

[grim edge]

there is no backup
its all or nothing

[arctic heart]

roll the dice

[mystic stream]

Per what

[grim edge]

?

month

hi chat

[covert cosmos]

hi

[arctic heart]

hi but i'll go sleep now

[grim edge]

noooo

[viral epoch]

There's always a Sirius™ in chat

[arctic heart]

get yourself a chicken nugget

[grim edge]

nuh uh

sleeping bad

[viral epoch]

Gay pawn moment

[arctic heart]

nah you didn't go to sleep now i am

[arctic heart]

he promotes to a king

[solid cedar]

uehrhgih

[stable mirage]

yea

[grim edge]

😔

i shall continue my slumber

@upbeat viper why did you change the channels?

he will be sent to the deeepest pits of hell

[stable mirage]

he didn’t

[stone quiver]

Is it normal to have a dream where someone is bleeding from their mouth

[covert cosmos]

don't worry about it

[grim edge]

No

[grim edge]

yes

[barren hare]

That's really low. It's 24000 a year so less than entry level jobs

[torpid lintel]

It's not he who changed.
Someone asked it on #1090365050067365948 or something.
And this is chess server so #💬〡chess-talk on first.
And general chat has changed to general off topic.

Also this changed #💬〡trusted-off-topic

But okay all, see you!

[solid cedar]

big word my bryan hurts

[tribal silo]

I just got fanum taxed

Now i lost 50 pounds

[covert cosmos]

stop with the gen z

[lament jacinth]

Under that logic you weigh approximately 5000 lbs

[lean gust]

isn't this gen alpha stuff

[weak cairn]

i should probably go to sleep. i keep seeing things in the corner of my eye

[covert cosmos]

same brainrot

[tribal silo]

https://tenor.com/view/nikocado-avocado-griddy-nikocado-nikocado-griddy-nikocado-avocado-griddy-gif-27100858

Bro is Armagedon

[tribal silo]

Wdym

[stone quiver]

Shut your skibidi ohio or i will rizz your mom and make her shout kai cenat and fanum tax that gyattt!!

[lean gust]

I have a tolerable range of edgy and crazy/dark humour, maybe it's different to me
some stuff is funny but skibidi toilet just made me feel like my brain was legitimately deteriorating faster

I am gen z though

[weak cairn]

you know when you're tired and you look at something and you think its something else

[tribal silo]

Military sleeping is basically 4 hours of sleep a day waking at 6 am sharp if i recall

[lean gust]

maybe that's why

[tribal silo]

For some training

[lean gust]

(2000 person)

[covert cosmos]

true

[tribal silo]

Omg im sorry you can have my secret mewing techniques please dont give me a wedgie everyone in ohio would find out

[stone quiver]

I will tell adin ross about this and mog you

[tribal silo]

Im the alpha.

[stone quiver]

No im the lookmaxxing sigma

[tribal silo]

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-gif-11339234860235694668

[weak cairn]

if you don't shut up about this gen-z humor i will pick you up by the gyatt and toss you onto the skibidi toilet where no mewing will ever save you from the fanum tax

rate my rizz chat

[covert cosmos]

1/10

[weak cairn]

just wait until kai cenat hears about this

[tribal silo]

Oh my skibidi!

[tribal silo]

Im caseoh ill just eat him like everyone else who dare to challenge me

[tribal silo]

0

Bro thinner than a potato chip

[marsh cliff]

My brain is oozing out of my ears like sludge

[unborn pike]

i can say the n word right

[tribal silo]

I can tell

[weak cairn]

Huh

[echo kestrel]

Read the rules, I forget if it's in there or not

[tribal silo]

A just joined member trying to not be unhinged for 30 seconds: impossible

[gusty edge]

I ate it

[weak cairn]

only in ohio

[tribal silo]

🍷

People should be fanum taxed in ohio

[weak cairn]

sigma asf

[covert cosmos]

what

i swear 2024 is so weird

[weak cairn]

no

[covert cosmos]

yes

[tribal silo]

Its not its great its the year of building yourself or something

Well until may and forget that

[nova verge]

Hiiiiii

[grim edge]

I doubt Nightlen can really play blindfold chess. He’s probably using morse code or has some super high night vision goggles. 😅

[shy pike]

MITZUUUU

[warm spindle]

I doubt Nightlen can really play blindfold chess, I think he’s probably using cessar'a code or has some super low profile clear vision blindfold. 😨

[grim edge]

Choky choky choky

What is up?

[shy pike]

the arch that is joyous

[warm spindle]

Going on a date.

[grim edge]

Yay! Have fun!

[shy pike]

but you play chess

[warm spindle]

I'm retired.

[shy pike]

ahh that makes sense

[grim edge]

Ask me choky what I'm doing now

[stone quiver]

Oh

[warm spindle]

What are you doing?

[maiden mesa]

At a concert and while waiting I just played a dude in chess LMAO

[delicate jay]

😔

[shy pike]

god i love nuget

[solid cedar]

whath arst thy done presentmorrow mlady

[solid cedar]

drop his user in here

[grim edge]

I am rewatching My Love from the Star

[maiden mesa]

No

[warm spindle]

Npc

[stone quiver]

Watch good movies

Or serieses

[warm spindle]

And he's gonna say like how to train your dragon or something.

[stone quiver]

(Ive never even heard of that)

Lego ninjago

[solid cedar]

watch rocky

or the wolf of wall street

or john wick

or something good

[grim edge]

im trying to get #1 record in usa rn 💀

[warm spindle]

Squud games is the only good movie.

Yet it's not even a movie.

Therfore there are 0 good movies.

[solid cedar]

its 2 billion

[grim edge]

Im not trying to get the world record cuz im not that crazy lol

Just the weekly usa leaderboard

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/전지현-gif-19944515

[solid cedar]

oh

[viscid badger]

Hey guys what term or opening should I draw about chess

If you want to see what I already did look in #🎨〡art-submissions

[digital phoenix]

Nah ur plenty crazy

[lament jacinth]

Hi kids

This entire server is dead

Probably cause all the people that keep it alive are either locked out or banned

[abstract siren]

Why?

[lament jacinth]

Moderation are easily offended

[digital phoenix]

Incho cheated

[lament jacinth]

Yeah but he doesn't do anything for chat

So he doesn't count

[digital phoenix]

Who does tho

[lament jacinth]

Idk

[lament jacinth]

But I'm nearly at 1/4 of your messages

[digital phoenix]

Miles away

[lament jacinth]

You watch my ability to yap about nothing will surprise you

Anyway

Kids say something so I can yap

[digital phoenix]

Liverpool is going to bottle the europa league

[toxic valley]

Found this game

[digital phoenix]

Perfect for u

[nova verge]

Hiiii

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5lr5WSWaE3Ne0udmLwuSgd?si=f8ea4b6cc6684e01

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-in-the-hole-fire-meme-memes-gd-gif-9506943335988426759

[lusty trench]

❤️

[nova verge]

🤯

[tall goblet]

yo i am back

[nova verge]

Hey!!!

[tall goblet]

[winged elk]

yo

[nova verge]

yo

[lament jacinth]

Yo

[peak plank]

@restive storm help

it wont let me not send connect message

[restive storm]

nice

[covert cosmos]

cheese

[teal flume]

cheese

[tall goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-dance-cheese-dance-cheese-dancing-cheese-boogie-gif-9435373478393637116

ayo wth why gif s are not being uploaded on discord?

[silk stag]

LIYA

@lament jacinth

I NEED SMART PEOPLE ADVICE

[lament jacinth]

And out of all people you chose me

[lament jacinth]

Im ashamed

[silk stag]

Yes

Proms soon
I hab no date
How fix that

My standards too high so everyone I wanna go with is above my league

And everyone who asks me out isnt my type

[lament jacinth]

Should've spent more of your character points on rizz rather than splurging them all on being a dork

[silk stag]

This aint no jokin matter like valentines
I cant have u as backup cuz I need to show off my dancing skills and that requires an actual partner irl

[silk stag]

Hey
I wanted to be a lovable dork
Like sorta chris pratt type a guy

[lament jacinth]

What in your head makes you think I would want you

[tall goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/deadchat-killed-chat-chat-gif-14629272

[lament jacinth]

"Oh my gosh she laughed at one of my jokes once she must be in love"

[silk stag]

My narcissism
Anyways sooo
How I fix my problem

[rocky epoch]

Below me marrys above me

[silk stag]

Its not that obv
I think everyone loves me

[tall goblet]

ayo wth is discord not accepting GIFs

[rocky epoch]

Below me marrys above me

[silk stag]

Like
Everyone is in love with the enigma that is Livy

[rocky epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[lament jacinth]

Livy you're no longer single

[rocky epoch]

Ayo bro thats a little weird

[lament jacinth]

You're married to @tall goblet

[silk stag]

I forever will be since Im a gift to the world
Not somrthing to keep

[lament jacinth]

Anyway I'm going now bye

[silk stag]

I should marry everyone since Im God's gift to everyone

[silk stag]

Take care friend no.5

[rocky epoch]

I died from cap

[cursive pawn]

Stop getting married

[rocky epoch]

Below me marrys above me

[silk stag]

Barbercuer

[rocky epoch]

🤨🤔

[lament jacinth]

Uhuh

[silk stag]

Ur in denial

[lament jacinth]

Uhuh

Uhuu

[tall goblet]

wtf bro

[rocky epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[lament jacinth]

Uhuh

[silk stag]

New type of uwu?
Btw dont do that mods be pretty petty Im gon miss u agajn

[jagged minnow]

Nuh uh

[tall goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-scared-fright-gif-1407771759511089766

[lament jacinth]

Above me marries above me

[tall goblet]

WTF

[silk stag]

Yuh huh

[jagged minnow]

I will marry you instead

[rocky epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-happy-skeleton-dance-yahoo-mario-yahoo-gif-25160026

[tall goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/sui-siu-ronaldo-football-portugal-gif-25997537

[silk stag]

Get the hell out thia womans taken by a weirdo named Vsmacky

[tall goblet]

noo o o o oooo

[lament jacinth]

Let me think about that
Hmmmmmmmmmmm
Jmmmmmmmm
Hmm mmmmmmmmhm m
Hnhmmhmmmmmm
Hmmmmmmm
Hnmmmm no

[rocky epoch]

Below me is ekitten

[silk stag]

Or V

[jagged minnow]

Nah she said above me marries above me

[tall goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/siuu-gif-23749474

[lament jacinth]

I think I blocked vsmack

[rocky epoch]

🤨

[tall goblet]

huhihuhhuhuh

[silk stag]

Nice

[jagged minnow]

V was chill

[rocky epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/sui-siu-ronaldo-football-portugal-gif-25997537

[tall goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/mbappe-gif-25853284

[rocky epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/mbappe-gif-25853284

[jagged minnow]

You still ain't getting out of friend zone lil bro

[tall goblet]

ayo y aint my GIFS posting

ayo wtf

[silk stag]

Where is millimetrei

[jagged minnow]

Get trusted role

[tall goblet]

glitch

[cursive pawn]

Divorce*

[lament jacinth]

None of you are capable of pulling me on a discord server

[tall goblet]

i m trusted ig

[silk stag]

Gud

[silk stag]

So anyway sisssss
How I get b's

[rocky epoch]

I knew you were arabian from your name

i just checked profile

[lament jacinth]

That isn't even my irl name

[silk stag]

Which I in fact know

[cursive pawn]

Check my profile

[jagged minnow]

That's tough

[rocky epoch]

It's like an arabian name

[silk stag]

So she my bestie westie

[rocky epoch]

@tall goblet you hate the trusted role

[jagged minnow]

This isn't even 1% of my rizz

[lament jacinth]

My irl name is aalliyah

Lmao

[silk stag]

Broooooo
Liyaaa
Help me snag a desperate girk

[rocky epoch]

ok

[silk stag]

Awwwwwwww
Whyd u reveal it

[rocky epoch]

where you from

[jagged minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/kokou-no-hito-gif-6114751959348483763

[lament jacinth]

Im pretty sure everyone knows it

[cursive pawn]

Like عالية؟ as in arrogant

[jagged minnow]

Bruh

[rocky epoch]

😂😂

No no It's a normal name

[jagged minnow]

@lament jacinth how tall are you again?

You can be my little sister

[tall goblet]

lmfao

[cursive pawn]

200cm

[rocky epoch]

You translated?

[tall goblet]

i hate the trusted role colour

[lament jacinth]

No what weird dialect do you speak 💀

[cursive pawn]

I'm arabic

[rocky epoch]

oh nice me too

Im from egypt what about you

[jagged minnow]

I know she's like 4"9-4"11

[lament jacinth]

Im from Lebanon

149 cm which is like 4 ft 10 and a bit

[cursive pawn]

اليّة like robot

[silk stag]

Wait but some duds said ur an eshay

[lament jacinth]

What

[jagged minnow]

I am 40cm taller than you

[rocky epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-v1-gabriel-gif-26595155

people who played ultrakill :

[silk stag]

Like an aussie gangsta wannsbe

[rocky epoch]

hahaha

[lament jacinth]

Im Lebanese

[rocky epoch]

@cursive pawn

[lament jacinth]

Believe it or not I lived there for 11 years

[silk stag]

No ur Liya

[rocky epoch]

how old are u

[lament jacinth]

16

[jagged minnow]

You are younger than me lil bro

[tall goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/slenderman-glitch-horror-gif-16936169

[rocky epoch]

where the other 4 years

[jagged minnow]

L embed fail

[cursive pawn]

Im gonna steal the pyramids

[lament jacinth]

Wdym

The other 5 years are from me living in a different country

[rocky epoch]

dont

[jagged minnow]

He's asking why you aren't 20 yet

[rocky epoch]

No

[jagged minnow]

Or smth

[rocky epoch]

oh ok

[jagged minnow]

Mb

[lament jacinth]

Down bad
I remember when I was 15 in this app and some dude asked me to keep my dms open for another 3 years so he could message me when I was legal

In this server

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-pyramid-cat-spin-spinning-gif-16600981

[jagged minnow]

Huh

[lament jacinth]

Im not kidding

[jagged minnow]

Damn

[cursive pawn]

We need to change the law

[jagged minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/ivo-karlovic-dudi-sela-chair-tall-david-and-goliath-gif-18850327

[jagged minnow]

@lament jacinth our height difference

[lean gust]

what's your height guys

[jagged minnow]

Lol you are so short

[cursive pawn]

Bro shooting his shot

[lean gust]

I'm 5'7

[jagged minnow]

190 cm

[jagged minnow]

Nope

[lament jacinth]

One day he'll get over the fact that im 4'10

[jagged minnow]

6"3

[lament jacinth]

Shorter than my music teacher

[rocky epoch]

Nooo my pyramids

[lean gust]

guy is six inches tall

[jagged minnow]

I would not

[jagged minnow]

I don't want to be a walking pole

[rocky epoch]

Bro got the whole basketball team there

[lament jacinth]

He's like 6'6

[jagged minnow]

Oh damn I can probably grow to 6"5 if I grow steadily

[cursive pawn]

7 feet perfect height

[lean gust]

64 feet perfect height

[jagged minnow]

Slenderman height

[lament jacinth]

I don't like short guys smh

11 ft 4 minimum

[cursive pawn]

Fr i want my mans to be 8 feet+

[jagged minnow]

There aren't many guys shorter than you

🗣️💯🔥

[lament jacinth]

LMAO

There is but they're all in 1st grade

[jagged minnow]

You know some 4th graders are taller than you?

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/전지현-gif-20063951

[cursive pawn]

Ik 4th graders taller than me

[jagged minnow]

I was 9 y/o in 4th grade

[lament jacinth]

Im 4 ft 10 guess mY twin brothers height

[jagged minnow]

6 ft

[cursive pawn]

I see 11 year olds at 5’10

[lament jacinth]

He's actually gotten slightly taller

[jagged minnow]

Oh so he's 6ft+?

[lament jacinth]

6'1

[jagged minnow]

Oh

[cursive pawn]

Oh so hes 5’9

5’10 with shoes which is like 6 feet but everyone is 6 feet so he is 6’1

[jagged minnow]

I am 6"3 barefoot

[rocky epoch]

My cousin is 11 and very short

[cursive pawn]

Wear shoes u disgustingly

[lament jacinth]

Oh im 4 ft 10 but with my shoes? I'm 4 ft 11
But 4 ft 11 is such a weird number. So I'm actually 5 ft. But yk, you always carry the one, so I'm 5 ft 1, but 1 is an odd number, so I don't count the odds, so I'm actually 5 ft 2...

Im still short

[lament jacinth]

He's 6 1 bare foot

[cursive pawn]

He lies

Im gonna cut his legs off and make him 4’10 so u become identical twins

[jagged minnow]

Lol

[jagged minnow]

Scary kat

@lament jacinth what's your standing reach

6 ft 🤭

[lament jacinth]

Idk

Never tried it

[lament jacinth]

He barely looks like me

[jagged minnow]

He stole all of your height lmao

[minor spoke]

[jagged minnow]

Still below my shoulders

[twin moon]

Alr day 13 of puzzles, yipeee

[mystic stream]

Dang

[cursive pawn]

Ez plastic surgery

[lament jacinth]

We have different eye colour, hair texture, skin colour everything

[cursive pawn]

Ez plastic surgery

[tawny sonnet]

Too short call you short you are a minion lol

[stable mirage]

that’s a sentence

[jagged minnow]

How short are you?

[slate owl]

https://tenor.com/view/minion-but-despicable-me-pool-swim-gif-16227921

[stable mirage]

bad boy

[jagged minnow]

Gyat

[glossy radish]

@twin moon 👀

[stable mirage]

@glossy radish 👀

[solar crest]

hi

[glossy radish]

i would join vc but am doing hw

[twin moon]

Day 13: 16 puzzles- 13 correct, 3 incorrect

[twin moon]

Well I just finished for today

[stable mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/vladimir-kramnik-vladimir-kramnik-is-typing-interesting-cheating-gif-7271389210124433565

[twin moon]

I can probably stream it again in a few hours considering it’s 11 PM rn, so the day is gonna go to 14 soon

[twin moon]

Stfu Sirius

[stable mirage]

ok 600

[twin moon]

My puzzle rating is 1650 thank you very much

[grim edge]

bru

[twin moon]

What?

[grim edge]

its a way of saying bruh

[twin moon]

Ah apologies, I have a disorder that disables me to understand words missing one letter at the end

[glossy radish]

😭

[tribal silo]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-shake-shake-ishowspeed-gif-24632954

[jagged minnow]

Some people I meet are literally this short

[lunar bough]

My level 100 butt is happy right now.

[twin moon]

This is what we call a midget

[graceful lintel]

aw hell nah not the berserk Memories again

[jagged minnow]

Proof?

[jagged minnow]

Real

[jagged minnow]

Lol

[graceful lintel]

Pic or fake

[lunar bough]

You do know level 100 is like the very beginning of chess right?

Also I have not been in server long enough to post pics.

[glossy radish]

L

[stable mirage]

CEO OF is typing...

[graceful lintel]

I doubt that ur still in a beginning level or not

[graceful lintel]

True

[proven drift]

con is cool

[twin moon]

I feel likes it’s a negative level to be honest

Since it starts you off at 400 at the lowest

[stable mirage]

you have to intentionally throw to hit 100

thus every account at 100 should be banned right now

[twin moon]

Ofc that doesn’t determine chess as a whole, but still

[twin moon]

Bro is gonna pull a Ludwig 💀

Or was it Jschlatt who banned all the viewers with a furry username

[tall goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/we-dont-care-gif-18146171

[glossy radish]

b

[graceful lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/we-dont-care-gif-18146171

[jagged minnow]

Lol

[graceful lintel]

Epic flex

[tall goblet]

EMBED FAIL

[graceful lintel]

Real 🥶

[static ridge]

i needa do more puzzles bruh

[graceful lintel]

no puzzle shit can improve you

U need a couch(starts coughing)

[lone zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-berserk-griffith-necklace-off-gif-17645086

[jagged minnow]

Can I reach 1k if I play nonstop for 24 hours

[graceful lintel]

GRIFFFFFFFINNN

[graceful lintel]

no

You'd tilt

[tall goblet]

nr

[graceful lintel]

nr

[jagged minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/griffith-berserk-sacrifice-eclipse-gif-24820451

[tall goblet]

cheese

[jagged minnow]

I am literally Griffith

[lone zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/911-help-police-gif-5319132

[graceful lintel]

Dude wth

[lone zenith]

??

[jagged minnow]

You ain't safe

[tall goblet]

embed fail

[graceful lintel]

Skill issue

[jagged minnow]

My previous profile pictures

🗿

[tall goblet]

*MIDJOURNEY ENTERS THE CHAT*

[olive crane]

im never gonna read berserk

[jagged minnow]

Read it

[olive crane]

i got spoilers of him eating chocolate

i dont wanna see that

[graceful lintel]

[tall goblet]

delete it then

for urself

[olive crane]

what

[orchid sun]

GRIFFITHHHHHHHHHHHH

[grim edge]

.

[warm spindle]

What the freak is that? Freak.

[stable mirage]

:3

[orchid sun]

he did nothing wrong

i would do the same, but diferent ig

[tribal silo]

https://tenor.com/view/gato-gato-com-franja-humor-gif-21713346

[grim edge]

hows your date? oh, uhmmm that's the series that im rewatching now... im kilig right now

[warm spindle]

Kickin' it.

[warm spindle]

Bad, vomited on her.

[lone zenith]

make some questionable art about the bongcloud opening

[jagged minnow]

I was matching w my homie

[grim edge]

why are you always awkward, nasty, and weird? 😆 if not letting some sick dude exhale into your mouth, you vomit on someone.

[warm spindle]

Asian food is just so disgusting.

[olive crane]

🧢

[warm spindle]

I didn't want to do this, however the thick, pungent aroma of that establishment was... not inviting to my senses.

[olive crane]

well its subjective

you may not like it but many others do

[warm spindle]

Thanks captain obvious.

[olive crane]

you really did not need to type allat about asian food

[warm spindle]

well its subjective

[grim edge]

It would help if you had done a bit of research on the place before you went there.

[glossy radish]

rlly

[vale frost]

They werent joking when they said sleeper build is a thing in chess too

[warm spindle]

I DID.

[tawny sonnet]

Where are you from?

[warm spindle]

Europe.

[tawny sonnet]

Go eat your bread all day lol 😂

And chess

[warm spindle]

Okay.

[grim edge]

oh, well, it was a disaster.

[warm spindle]

Meh.

You reap what you sow.

[lament jacinth]

Womp

[grim edge]

LIYAAAAAA

[grim edge]

and I saw what you ripped which apparently the date tonight

[jagged minnow]

Bro thinks asians only eat dogs and cats

[grim edge]

it wasn't stated and just your mere misinterpretation.

[jagged minnow]

I agree

I like to misinterpret things

[warm spindle]

Yeah I'm ripped.

[jagged minnow]

How ripped are you dude?

[warm spindle]

6

[jagged minnow]

What's your weight?

80kg?

[warm spindle]

More.

[jagged minnow]

100kg?

[warm spindle]

Well idk kg.

I think less.

[jagged minnow]

100kg is 220lbs

[warm spindle]

More.

[jagged minnow]

260lbs?

[warm spindle]

No.

[jagged minnow]

Less?

[warm spindle]

Yes.

[jagged minnow]

240lbs?

[warm spindle]

Less.

[jagged minnow]

230?

[warm spindle]

Yes.

[jagged minnow]

Oh how tall are you?

[warm spindle]

I'm 6'4 no shoez.

[jagged minnow]

Damn

You are a whole unit

NVM you are fooling me your profile says she/her

🗿

[warm spindle]

🙂

[jagged minnow]

How tall are you actually?

[warm spindle]

6'4.

[jagged minnow]

If it's actually true then you are taller than me

[warm spindle]

Crazy.

[jagged minnow]

I am 6"3

[warm spindle]

I put on she/her when I joined, I don't know how to change it.

[jagged minnow]

Damn

[glossy radish]

lmao short

[warm spindle]

We're not even 6'7.

It's ovet.

[glossy radish]

i’m 6’6

[warm spindle]

My gf is 6'6.

You're a freak and a fraud.

[glossy radish]

haha

what

[warm spindle]

Sin(pi/2)

[glossy radish]

sin

[warm spindle]

well its subjective

[jagged minnow]

I can still grow but not to 6'7 it's so over

[warm spindle]

Well I'm 18 so like yeah

[jagged minnow]

You can still grow past 18?

[warm spindle]

Caps at 20

[jagged minnow]

Ooo I am 17

[warm spindle]

Yeah I grew from 17 to 18 so you could as well.

[jagged minnow]

How much did you grew?

[digital phoenix]

one year

[warm spindle]

One.

[jagged minnow]

One inch?

[warm spindle]

Yeah.

[jagged minnow]

Ohh that's good enough if you grow like this for next 2 year you would reach 6"6

[warm spindle]

That is NOT happening.

[jagged minnow]

Sad 😢

[tall goblet]

where is @!Trusted?

[stable jungle]

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[tall goblet]

ok turtle