#💬〡general-off-topic
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how can i calm down when i literally just MOUSESLIPPED A QUEEN
skill issue use click lmao dont use drag and drop
i use it.
what is recommended then
read
.
Huh yeah what check
wdym check
we never mentioned about chrcks
i was on white
i mouseslipped on dragging my mouse to the pawn.
use click
.
literally so easy
so i have to click the piece.
Its ok
then click a square
damn
Make the square bigger
he said hes gonna give a check to win rook
but the knight takes doesnt it?
Play with focus mode on
no??
bro that is focus mode..
Give me ur game
i would rather do that than blundering a queen
Its a skill issue then
where was your queen 💀
You literally had all the good stuff
"mouse slip"
here wait
oh now it makes sense
@wise mortar wait hes literally 353 how are you struggling
Bro mouse slip from 2 squares
and in the wrong direction
bros ignoring my question
YES LITERALLY.
I can understand, i said it was a joke, and he should move on
Whats the point of raging
I WAS HOLDING THE PIECE WHILE THINKING. WHEN I WAS DONE THINKING i accidently stopped holding it...
so uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
totally related thank you
idk now
Thanks
click users never suffer that issue lmaoooo
i learned that when i think i CAN NOTTTTT HOLD THE PIECE.
and i learned that i should not have sweaty fingers.
click users does not have that limitation
I use danya’s technique, click many times the piece you want to move then move to the square you wanted
It gave you sense of awareness
SHUT UP get out from this server
he will dunk you in chess
oh its a he
no no its a she

nvm get out from this server
The gif keep getting pixelated 
bros simping
Anyone have hd minion’s booty?
geeyatt
ok anyways b ack to chess
Go back to chess talk

This is femboy channel
The only girl is in here is @lament jacinth , the rest are femboys
you sure
All the menaces are getting locked out, good
cuz im a girl
U are a stinky furry
brub
nah just restrict yourself to click
Click and only click
even tho i have "click squares" When i click it just lets me drag still
i use drag
plus im addicted to drag
Smh
always used drag
Whatever
yea ok whatever ill use bothg
Go and blunder another queen
drag users are ruining the game smh
miss click*
people actually click?
I click and i am proud
I am a pro csgo player, so i click
i drag and i kill the queen always by mistake
AND BLAMES IT ON THE DRAG FEATURE

bro. When i mouseslip a queen or some piece i blame it on my hand
and then we will never get to claim the win
no way anyone plays hyper with click
same thing
Yeah thats why i am 1200
ok thats different
you just said drag feature.
nah bruh ill just play agame of chess man im bored lookin at yall fight
Its probably not about drag or click, bro just have bad hand
technically your fingers are dragging your mouse button thing to inside
ok nvm ignore what i said
bro.
Get a new hand
mouse button thing since when did that exist
get a new brain
left click right click middle click
my brain is broken
you think you can just click a wall???
👍
bro stealing my gifs
and bor got locked out
Bro got locked out immediately
why locked out
what the

gg
wht did bro get locked out so quick
cheating and still 900 is wild
False accusation, that gif belongs to the public
HE WAS CHEATING?
Thats freaking shameful
any 2000+ guy here
was bro cheating
or girl
anyone tell me is it true
So many squeakers in here are cheating, no wonder they are deranged
WAIT HES CHEATING
it would be harder to find someone who wasn’t 2000
i cheated once but my brain is fixed so i dont cheat now 👍
U next buddy
ok 600
ok any 2000 person wanna play chess blits 3+2
Good, create a respectable character for yourself, it will help not only in chess but life too
i am 200 and i wanna battle
how did u get the trusted role then
i already lost twice to 1100 :(
that is a good question....
I wonder who is next
false accussations
i think?
doesnt have to be cheating could be sandbagging or other fair play violations
oh yea
Whats a sandbagging in chesscom
i forgot there is more rules then cheating.
literally all mexican locations in movies
did he trash talk u or smth
losing a bunch of elo on purpose
He maybe violated some other rules
Oh
You bag person in sand
Insult and time wasting should be treated harshly
the actual meaning:
I will bag ur ass
Touch grass
industrial sandbag
Gah dayum
me when someone says touch grass:
You jus ruined my day
Made*
Nuh uh

i just realized this can be a meme.
That's absurd.
bro how is it absurd gng
Whats gng these zoomers slang are getting wild
gng as in gang.

1 letter difference
Typical zoomer
i like your cut g
well thats a real g.
i ned a fmby
now thats gang
Reported
what

how did i get reported
For blundering a queen
server would have 6 members if that was a rule
Wish it like that
me when blundering queen
Do a barrel roll
bet
Have u ever slam the chess board against ur opponent face otb?
nah.
i just cry inside 
liking femboys isnt gay it's official
Thats because u are a weak femboy
when did i say i was a femboy.
True, femboy are female
female but better
Dont worry we can tell
If they are pretty they are female for me
bro likes boys man 💀
we can't stay 1 day without mentioning femboys can we
oh wait................ If femboys look like female how can you tell when they are female or male?????!?!?!?!
I dont
ngl,there was one opinion youtuber that got beef with a femboy bc it was actually a girl
💀
hello guys
hello
why do every game i search in the gif area results in men kissing
nvm found one
i fell asleep and died mb
a
owo skill issue
Hi
It’s because of the words “hop on”
no
Good enough thighs
Looks smashable
Hes a guy right?
It's so hard to differentiate between females and males nowadays

i wish
runs away
I heard you deal in the areas related to femboys. Any idea who is this Emma person who's been messaging me lately?
he or she?
I am not sure. Sounds like a female name though.
LOL
That's the thing. Idk who they are.
I don't think they are a catfisher though because I am not old enough to date someone.
How old r u 
55
OMG
you can def date someone

Actually I could but that is not the legal age of consent.
you can date anyone anytime wdym
So better safe than sorry.
2 pawns 1 queen and 1 horse yessir
Dude what the actual fk
isn’t consent something else??
Black wins ez.
what
Isn't that the consent to date someone?
no
Date doesn't mean you gotta have sex 
+As long as it's hidden it ain't a crime
ah yes black king moves to a square and dies
no black just wins
Where does intercourse come here?
how then gng explain to me
consent = intercourse
Where does age of consent come here?
is it not?
Idk what y'all are on about but it's illegal to date someone below the age of 18 I think.
It is
Where r u from
Iran?
wya
Iraq
Maybe
bc black wins?? r u dumb
bruh black wins what are u on abt
omg bruh white wins of checkmate
no black wins
look at the god damn picture before yapping
no black wins
your just trying to make me mad at this point
yeah black wins
But just tell me what to do about Emma? He hasn't told me his rating across all time controls. For that reason, should I block him? His only response to when I asked his rating was "What".
just ignore lmaoo they’re trolling
I asked him why he messaged me he said "just looking for a friend"
paca they’re just trolling troll them back
That's what I am doing.
aren't u millimetreo?
who?
you
i KNOW dipshit
they’ve been messaging me tok what do you want me to do abt it
Are you him?
Yea u r
Fr they messaged you too?
lies
🥶🥶
YES BRO IVE BEEN TROLLING THEM
Btw @glossy radish Ik ur millimetreo
or at least trying to
foul lies
They sound like a scammer to me ngl.
I literally remember your username from when I left the server
weirdo
tf u mean weirdo?
weirdo
):

Btw this Emma dude is sketch af. Bro is messaging everyone's DMs and does not play chess or talks in the server.
You sure they are just "trolling"?
how many times do i have to say that
What if it's something worse than just "trolling"
then too bad
smh
WE THE PANCAKES WITH HONEY AND BUTTER INVESTIGATORS
Nah
yum
i haven’t tried it with honey yet
Ur name is stupid
i do use butter instead of oil
rich coming from you north korea
your whole existence is pretty stupid
anyways hi dog
Atleast my pfp isn't a dying cow
u had a doge pfp.
Still better
better my ass
Then a sick cow
Gains interest
Gets me attached
Flirts
Randomly loses interest and gets a bf in 1 week
And tells me she considers me a close friend wen I asked why she offered to do a study team up
Wtf
u havent tried living life yet
yeah we do that sometimes it’s fun
Ur literally a cow
i will soon trust
sigh
no u have failed... the council will visit you soon
no u will not
Stay loyal to ur boyfriend
I'm a boy dude
she’s just prob trying to make you jealous to see if you like her
Yh. Ur homosexual
this yo address?
21
i’ll chug honey for u pls spare me
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11 pm 27th feb
ILL CHUG HONEY BOTTLEs
lock your doors and be ready we are coming
NO
Nah, she's one of those weirdly nice but not innocent ppl. Couldn't hurt a fly
Trust me wen 8 say she honestly ain't doin allat with consideration
Bro marked a person's death date
But it still hurts
wut
Oh shit v ur ded
do not go to a relative or friends house unless you want them to suffer more than you
Took me so long to realize that I was in a Chess server
okay let me just go visit my mum
no not someone i marked owodragons death all of you are safe except for dragon...
💀
💀
She's not trying any mind tricks like trying to make me jealous. Ik that much at least
how would you know
Well have fun
wt r u guys talkin about
I have inside Intel
@storm harbor
Dude how do u expect to get in a relationship when ur 2k in chess
Unfortunately I will not the council has their own ways I have no part in I am simply a messenger I AM THE VESSEL I AM... no one What am I doing with my life?
weird
💀
havin an existential crisis because of you @glossy radish fk u
Weird but still stings
bro thought he got lucky 💀
Anyways bye hope I don't die

heres cat to cheer you up emoji_33
if I do il see y'all in hell
If only u could hug my heart
Was she hot tho
She was the single most beautiful individual on the planet
Her eyes melted me
My friends cat
Stop this is a checkpoint stop simping now
Ask her to let u be her 2nd boyfriend
Idc. The world's gotta know
She was amazing
NAHHH💀
Infact she was the world
Call me whatever you want
aah we have lost you u will share the fate of owo dragon the council shall visit you dw i will send the 2nd squad they will be less painful brother
Prey for an opening
ur literally my polar opposite💀
Now someone else is getting melted by her eyes, just cause I took too long
I think that's it
Watch closely and see when she is vulnerable, then you can emotionally manipulate her into dating you
Fk me man
alr come here open u-
Date her boyfriend until he loses interest in her then u can have a chance to date her
Where's vimun wen I need him
2 things i look for in a potential partner 1 hot 2 if she is vulnerable or not
He’s the minor dating expert, right
Good, I trained u well
Wat happened now?
Or smth?
💀 x27
Crazy how age of consent is like 14 in some countries
Idk man, I’d still have the moral obligation to not approach them
3
good
me too
Sorry to hear that.
dont be sorry it's completely deserved haha
tf is that meant to mean
أول عربي
meow
قصدت أنك أولي عربي أشوفه فالسيرفر
Ther are a lot
what is that
King and pawn endgame
owo
@glossy radish

Is that india?
u think ur funny ghost pinging me?
it was a typo
pakistan

wt was it then
:3
owo
bluddddd
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idc if it was 10 yrs ago
Why did little Jimmy drop the ice cream? Anyone know?
dark humour?
dark men in my bed
He got hit by a bus


Guess what is different between 3 dick and a joke
me
Your mom can't take a joke

ok
Bye guys I going to sleep
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beware the thomas beneath your bed
check out ur bed thoroughly im under ur covers
aah owo
Who cares i will throw some food next morning i guess
now meow for me
the council has officially decided ur fate and u saying that will not pleasantly affect you...
look for cursed thomas gifs
i said meow for me
meow
good job
Guys
uh oh
THANKS
You'll never guess who friend requested me
emma
Whos that
LB???
candice
now do it again
💀
Putin?
its time for you to do it now... MEOW FOR ME OWO
yeah he’s been online recently
no. you meow. now
MEOW FOR ME

no u
stop i dont feel safe 2 people r telling me to meow
NOW
im scawed
no ur my ekitten stop
AAH WTF IS HAPPENING
MEOW FOR ME
bark for me

CHEESE ENJOYER HELP ME
U WERE TYPING I SAW THAT
at least the meow requesters left
Meow now or ELSE
no
💀
HELP ME
meow for a lollipop
i dont like lollipops
meow for food
gimme a fajita pizza and then we talk
i got pizza
Wtf is a fajita pizza

yall dont got that shit
idk why he let me do that
yall are not living life if u dont have fajita pizza
typical 1200’s smh /j
bro was winning then he did that
real
Y'all not living life past the age of 40 If you have fajita pizzas tf
fr (i am 600 elo)
lemme guess ur american?
1200 is low
for me 1600 is like meh
No ew
canadian?
No
ok
or british? Ohhh u must be a british thing idk wt to call u
No
then?
next time
Lebanese
i think u meant lesbian
🇱🇧
RAHHHHHHHHHHH
How about I ping server mods for racism
i would personally not snitch but you can do it
this isnt 1st grade
"Server mod"- Nerd_2
yeah ill get it haha
Oops must of misclicked
RAHHHHHHHH
server mods mad that their 5 yr old first grader brother got sad :(((
eat those shawarmas
💀
RAHHHHHHHHHh
do warns link the message?
idk
why lebenese people eat them nothing wrong with them
shawarmas are cool
wait u were the dude i was talkin about bein first pakistani gm about right
yooo fellow pakistaniii
i think so
hello
alright play nice in here boys
ok
I didnt even curse after the first warning
fkin favoritism for the mods friends yall annoying asf
ah sorry i sent it twice it wasn't showing up that it happened lol
Un do you know you're supposed to time them out for about 24hours for what they Said
i feel like an idiot now i apologise my good sir
lol
I will if I see it again
so be good so you don't get timed out
and let's not call people stupid any country people lol
as long as liya isnt here i wll 🙏
@storm harbor you got a second chance at life
though that wouldn't be racism that would be attacking someone's nationality
i just said lesbian cuz its similiar to lebanese i aint "attacking his nationality"
chill with the language (it is sin to swear and you know it as well)
its called a joke and liya needs to stop crying
i mean you pronounce it differently
sorry brother 🙏 \
yes :)
been tryna do it less and less each day ive improved
Uhuh ok Lil bro
gj
now meow for me
Bros on his sigma ark
bro you ok
He's becoming a lone wolf
too much valorant for you
nah liya was saying it b4 lol
real
bye bye
🤫 bye bye
gbye
no bye bye 🤫 🤫
ok bye bye\
lol
i talking about the cringe jawline trend
this thing
Results after two weeks of mewing
i hate it
whoever made this needs to BREATH AIR
andrew toot in this shi fr
FR FR
BAHAHHAH thats my fav gif now
lol
not enough mewing
well deserved
IS THIS ENOUGH MEWING FOR U?
All of you must meow for me
(btw wt is mewing)
howw to train ur dragon looksmaxxing edition
:3
nu uh u gotta meow for me
you know the kitties
RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
real

my day is ruined (i never watched dragon ballz but still you ruined my day)
is that you?
chat being weird
playing yugioh rn 💔
and its a girl 😭😭😭
My friend
ok tell him that i hate him
tell him a random stranger you should not care about hates you
Okay do you wanna deliver a kiss too on the deal?
nah
HEY HEY I'LL TAKE THE KISS
LOL
I mean... cough cough sorry I'm a little sick coughs sound weird these days hehe
yea
Errm
yeye def
Dainty and petite guys. . .
who are those and what
some fancy british shit

sip sip indeed
kashmiri chai > tea
normal chai better
I've never drunk tea
def not gon shut up now
why it is good
ive been taking a dip in skill lately
it is normal you will come back stronger
trust
man idfk i think ima give up on my dream
when did you start
anyways
like when did you start (seriously playing)
like a month ago
you have time dw
man idk gothamchess bro was a prodigy at 11 he was better than most people and hes still a damn im and heres me trying for months stuck at 600 elo
i just i dont think ill ever do it
i was stuck there at the start dw
and just so you know i was stuck at 1000 for 6 months
u still kinda r 1000
after 2 years
but i did not hit 1100 for 6 months straight
i kept going to 980 smth then back to 1000
oh
some times even lower but yea
i been dippin from 600 to 590's but im in 570's rn
i would say you can probably do it then
alr
just look at the spikey graph
hmm yea
if i can do it you can probably too and you should be able to get out early
cause when you are 500 you do alot of silly mistakes
i still do but they have become less common
yea ig
meaning blunders
and like even when you blunder do not just resign try to play it
i started playing my games after blundering (i got alot of stalemates and wins because of doing that)
i always have hope of winning or stalemating
chess clocks are so unnecessarily expensive
not winning if (i blunder like 3 pieces or smth)
just download it on the phone
cant do that in tournaments
dont otb tournaments provide the clocks?
wdym are you holding a tournament ?
nah
so i think you should be good practicing on a phone
like it is the same thing but it is slightly elevated
if you want to make it more realistic put the phone on smth elevated
do u do puzzles? they can really help alot
who here supports israel..
i do them sometimes but not so much
Whats the opposite of brainrot?
brain synthesis
oh i see, u could try lichess for free puzzles if you dont have cc premium because it will really help you to get much higher
Poggers
omg how do u know even when i change my everything lol
how many puzzles should i do daily?
U have same pfp
i think u can go for as many as you feel comfortable with
dozens will be a good start
but most importantly keep it fun so you dont lose consistency
ok :)
i might start doing them
i had to leave kings gambit :( sadly
all the best in your journey
you too
now it is moving hehe
ty
i play london now (kings gambit started getting a bit too tricky)
play queen's gambit
might come back to it later but rn idk
i might try it too tbh
it worked great for me
btw any good opening for black other than caro kann and sicilian (i do not like both of them tbh)
Good boy
why is the horse so weird
2 legged lul
with a floating tail
nimzowitsch
omg mike o tren!
t
Bro tryna flex super emote
naurrrrr

show enthusiasm
@cursive pawn opinions on rich piana lol
Stop breathing for 24 hour challenge
he can do it ez
Hey handsome.
Het bb.

The bb
bee b
Baba
bibi
Vro attack command.
how do u pronounce b
🐝
bee
🅱️
CUTIE
🍑 🔄
💀
Hello
Wait this in africa
Yes its in africa
Bro picked the hardest country
I thought it was Antartica
africa is a country
its a planet
its a town
Zimbabwe
Zimbabwe is further south
I suck at geography and yet i still know this one
I dont know all of africa tho
Is the US in Asia ?
NAURRRR what happened to :yeo: emoji 
Ur ahh picked a country that no one has ever heard of
@jaunty kindle 

Dafaq is gabon
Wass gud
animal
This aint Gabon
rip
I have to find the one in black?
who tf reacted x
The one thats in the middle of the screen

Make a circle on it
U can hold on it to see
US is just another word for Earth
Cameroon
I'm afraid not
I didnt google it
what?
sorry but there's 100+ other countries
tf no
just as significant
those are just lies by Big Airline
nope they aint
Whats this country
mk sure
In black
me
prove that they are
tf i bro talking to me ?
Belize
prove they exist
@cursive pawn Haii
Its Tanzania
Check the map
Its gotham
this is the truth they are hiding from us
Ecuador
Gothram
THANK YOU. this is the unedited image from NASA
💀
blud is an idiot. 🤣
Whats this country?
DRC
Mali?
australia
Libya
The bad word
Niger
With one less g
Central african republic ?
South East Narnia
why do you guys even know these
one more g after the 1st and u're cancelled
google maps on top
its not funny
Do you also use stockfish when you play chess
wtf stop reacting
nepal
no
how do those even relate
Why do you even know chess
I thought africa
yeah
Ur telling me ur having fun learning the sicilian ak47
wild if you think i've learnt any openings
Theres 2 countries in the circle
Bruh i dont know geography of america
1 of them is puerto rico
Vieques
how do i get rid of event announcements role?
HAITI
fidel castro
HAITI
/ announcements
ty
cuba
DOMINICAN REPUBLIC
i think anywhere
Sad
i dont see it here
no space
I know that you dont think. Therefor you are not
there is no /announcements command
more countries
/announcements

Its a small one
qatar
nothing
that is odd
quwait
Look down
is it there for you?
Kuwait*
?
yup
Are u american or smth
wth
im not
No its quwait for me
Did u sleep during geography class
saddam hussein invaded it



