💬〡general-off-topic

[silk horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[thin panther]

Beating him with his rod

[wicked spindle]

Did u just made me watch edging muscleman

[silk horizon]

what is wrong with this chat

[thin panther]

Make* dumbass

And yes

[wicked spindle]

Hear me out🗣️🗣️

[silk horizon]

stroke alert

[thin panther]

Ok so you know edging but you don't know glazing??

[shy pike]

who

[thin panther]

You?

[wicked spindle]

who

[full glen]

[silk horizon]

i glazed on you last night while you slept

[thin panther]

Storm

[shy pike]

idk im sick of asking all of these dumb words

[thin panther]

Nah bro I wish

[wicked spindle]

I'm calling the authoritah

[shy pike]

id rather leave it to the imagination at this point

[grim edge]

@upbeat viper be my coach. Also, @primal fern be my coach, too, but don't send welcome messages

[full glen]

pingedd mod

[silk horizon]

RUN THEY PINGED MODS

[wicked spindle]

OMG DID YOU JUST DID THE GRIDDY IN HIT THE 90S ONLY IN OHIO SKIBIDI TOILET FANUM TAX🤯🤯

[silk horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/ping-discord-angry-admin-discord-mod-gif-19439076

[tawny sonnet]

Guess what is different between half Pizza and a dead body

[shy pike]

<@&745328830649991179>

[silk horizon]

were all getting timed out.

[barren hare]

lol

[full glen]

BRO YOU

[silk horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/clown-mcdonalds-laughing-hysterically-hahahahaha-laughing-gif-16021565

[wicked spindle]

Bluh

[thin panther]

No reason

[barren hare]

@shy pike i just realize you use rust

[shy pike]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/797313593133236224.gif?size=48&name=ferrisBongoHyper&quality=lossless

[thorny loom]

idk what the grid is

[barren hare]

i have a friend who wrote the code for rust

[wicked spindle]

Did u just do the chipi chipi chapa chapa Mr beast burgah skibid attack?

[silk horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/saul-your-honor-my-client-nuh-uh-gif-11334700374005151603

[tawny sonnet]

Half a Pizza can't feed a whole family

[slate owl]

guess who going down????

[shy pike]

no

[barren hare]

ok

[slate owl]

guess who's going to jail???????

[wicked spindle]

Buh

[silk horizon]

bro welcome to the most deranged chat ever

[shy pike]

he might have contributed a bit but he didn't write rust itself 😭

[thin panther]

Perfect timing my guy

[thorny loom]

haha well im probably going to bed soon

[wicked spindle]

me asf frfr

[silk horizon]

well i wish you a good sleep buds

[wise mortar]

Goodnight kiss?

[barren hare]

ye that what i meant

[wicked spindle]

Evil morning

[thorny loom]

I'm gonna take a bold stance let's not joke like that

[thin panther]

What was the deleted message

[wise mortar]

Sorry

[thorny loom]

giving you a warning i know it's being edgy but it's not appropriate

[wise mortar]

I deserve that

[thin panther]

I wonder if hour long videos can be posted here

[wicked spindle]

Someone saying "even better" to a person stating that she's a minority individual

[grim edge]

I say ask him again next time and write uwu

[full glen]

UwU is appropriate guys

[lost wolf]

uwu

[silk horizon]

OwO

[full glen]

UwU

[thorny loom]

OwO

[wise mortar]

UwU anyway

[silk horizon]

average mod moment

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/minion-but-despicable-me-pool-swim-gif-16227921

[thin panther]

Nvm max file size is 100mb

[wicked spindle]

Everyone above and below me that says uwu or Owo is the most masculine spartan warrior known to man, and train 12h a day

[wise mortar]

I got minion pool gif Pass ok

[thin panther]

Minyatt

[full glen]

IMAGINE HAVING THIS LIMITATION GET REKT

[wise mortar]

All thanks to Doofus

[thorny loom]

I wish not to allow it but you got the pass so what am I to do

[grim edge]

UwU

[thorny loom]

also it's a kids movie

[thin panther]

You post something over 100mb then f*cker

[silk horizon]

UWU

[wise mortar]

Exactly

[full glen]

OwO

[wicked spindle]

ok

[glossy radish]

high low

[full glen]

wait a few minutes, this might take an hour to find something 100mb thats doesnt break a rule

[thin panther]

Do movies break rule?

[wicked spindle]

U can send it in my dm if it does

[wise mortar]

Depends

[thorny loom]

yeah

[thin panther]

Greedy ahh soundin

[primal fern]

sure thing boss

[thorny loom]

if its' a rated r gorefest it's probably not something you should be putting on here

or something very sussy

[thin panther]

is shrek 2

[thorny loom]

I'll be your coach for the right price

[shy pike]

ah yeah that means it can't be inappropiate no matter what

[wicked spindle]

Can I post something that I spent 50k on?😋😋

[shy pike]

because things made for kids are always appropriate

[wicked spindle]

Skibibi Dom Dom chipi chapa yea

[thorny loom]

Anyway I'm going to bed boys, you all be good and don't give the other mods a hard time okay? lol night

[thin panther]

You sound like you're dying for it

[grim edge]

Why do some people like to meow? Have they considered gobbling like an angry turkey? They can klak klak klak klak their way.

[glossy radish]

time to annoy other mods

[wicked spindle]

Evil morning, sleep unwell

[glossy radish]

@fallen valley don’t die yet

[thin panther]

Or they can go plap plap plap plap plap

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-life-of-a-discord-mod-discord-moderator-family-guy-gif-22385062

[wicked spindle]

AYO?

[shy pike]

https://lichess.org

[grim edge]

I will comply if you coach me for free. 😎

[fluid bronze]

Helllo

[glossy radish]

stop catfishing then maybe

[glossy radish]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[thin panther]

Lemme see that thing after dumb/

[fluid bronze]

I wanna improve my chess game I AM STUCK AT 650 ELO FOR LIKE 3 MONTHS

[fluid bronze]

Oh kkay

[grim edge]

Uwu… ♥️

[wicked spindle]

Major luck issue

[glossy radish]

do it to someone else. someone who’s actually into that

[rough dome]

hi

[grim edge]

owo

[fluid bronze]

I am pretty sure it's a low elo

[rough dome]

how are you

[glossy radish]

@thin panther you need to chill out

[fluid bronze]

People have elo's in 1000's I suck

[rough dome]

all

[glossy radish]

meow for me

[thin panther]

How tf u got a headset

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/offline-mods-are-asleep-discord-mod-gif-23805953

[fluid bronze]

😭😭😭

[wicked spindle]

Ur face looks like a chinese boy named Jason trying faceapp (nah offense cuz I have no enemies)

[glossy radish]

don’t do my boy jason dirty

[grim edge]

Nuh uh… you bark for me

[fluid bronze]

🗿

[glossy radish]

meow first

[grim edge]

That's sweet. Thanks

[wise mortar]

Anyone need thick thighs femboy maid?

[fluid bronze]

Me

[glossy radish]

@minor owl

[fluid bronze]

😏

[thin panther]

No hesitation

[wise mortar]

[fluid bronze]

Lol ikr

[grim edge]

How about you bark? Like a sweet little angry chihuahua?

[fluid bronze]

You look so hawt in the pfp

[wise mortar]

Im writing a list to snitch at

[fluid bronze]

🥵🥵

[wise mortar]

Thanks i got new lips

[glossy radish]

ew chihuahuas

[barren hare]

anyone up for bug?

[glossy radish]

hi ben

[barren hare]

hello

[glossy radish]

damn i would but i’m on mobile

[grim edge]

That's the closest I can compare you with

[fluid bronze]

I think it's the eyes that make you so beautiful 🔥🔥🔥

[wicked spindle]

Do u have a stickbug

[wise mortar]

Thats a new eyeliner btw

[glossy radish]

i would say you’re a naked mole rat

ugly inside and out

[fluid bronze]

Omg slayy Anyways I gtg now causeeeee studyyy

[thin panther]

Aaahudnresheismbfjdkwls dcumslutchildraagagagakdidnwnmsdonald8skwlsnx mb dvie mb sydhssnneiekdnfjdooskwk

[wise mortar]

Bye bitch

[grim edge]

Sure owo

[fluid bronze]

Bye bye love

[wise mortar]

You look like an indonesian

[grim edge]

Polish

[wicked spindle]

Rare occurrence of seeing mfs like this not putting 💅at the end of a sentence

[wise mortar]

[peak plank]

...?

[thin panther]

Oh hey someone leaked real audio of sailor mouth uncensored

[glossy radish]

hi pixie

[wise mortar]

Pixie dixie

[primal fern]

an 18 year old can legally adopt a 17 year old.

[slate owl]

[wicked spindle]

can I adopt a bbq bacun burgah

[digital phoenix]

@glossy radish ml?

[wise mortar]

Honk honk mimimi

😴

[primal fern]

https://tenor.com/view/bacon-cheeseburger-burger-cheeseburger-hamburger-day-gif-19251695

[wise mortar]

Anyone already seen avatar netflix?

[wise mortar]

Goddamn im hungry now

[primal fern]

that' looks disgusting

[peak plank]

thoughts?

[wise mortar]

After a good workout i would eat that shit

[thin panther]

Okay so I accidently just found a discord server full of spongebob episodes

[wise mortar]

Lemme in

[thin panther]

Hell Nah

[wise mortar]

[slate owl]

im sober

[wise mortar]

You cant drink legally anyway

[slate owl]

😔💔

[full glen]

im uploading a 200mb file to assert dominance rn

[slate owl]

that's the thing

[wise mortar]

Grow up, simple

[digital phoenix]

where van geet

[restive storm]

I think I should challenge you to a 3+2

[peak plank]

doesnt exist, but ill put it in inaccuracy

[slate owl]

anyways

[thin panther]

Ambouta upload

Shiz takin forever

[peak plank]

I think you should stop challgning me when its 11:00 at night

[viscid jacinth]

Guys this is general off topic

[full glen]

zzzzz

[peak plank]

for me

[viscid jacinth]

No chess talk here

[viscid jacinth]

why

[full glen]

yes

[thin panther]

Think I accidently cancelled upload f*co

[restive storm]

ok sure if it's 11 for you I won't challenge

[peak plank]

@viscid jacinth

[full glen]

wait i got automatically deleted damn

[viscid jacinth]

I just made this rule now

No chess talk in off topic

[full glen]

@thin panther did you see the file

[thin panther]

No

[peak plank]

Vetoed.

[viscid jacinth]

What

[slate owl]

had to search dictionary for that 💀💀💀💀💀

[viscid jacinth]

Vetoed?

[slate owl]

who tf uses the word vetoed

[viscid jacinth]

I aint no mozart brotha

[full glen]

vetoedd

[peak plank]

did you actually

[viscid jacinth]

More like acquaintance

[peak plank]

Americans

[slate owl]

im not even american bro

[peak plank]

that might be why

[viscid jacinth]

I am Indian talk simple brotha

[full glen]

roti canai

[full glen]

where u from

[viscid jacinth]

whar

[slate owl]

anyways ì disvitoe this

[viscid jacinth]

What the fork is disvitoe

[full glen]

whr u frm@adelynn._.

[slate owl]

guess

[grim edge]

gg i watched the first episode of breaking bad

[thin panther]

Ok now should work. Stupid slomo

[full glen]

@slate owl south korea

[slate owl]

west korea 💔

[grim edge]

[full glen]

im watching spongbob fr rn

[thin panther]

Finally

[safe bay]

@grim edge Heisenberg

[grim edge]

i alr knew that

tbh i kinda know the gist pf the show but i forgor the plot

🧢

[full glen]

summary:
squidward is forced by mr krabs to deliver a pizza, squidward suggests giving the job to spongebob, but mr krabs interpreted it as squidward wanting spongebob as a companion

spongbob does a vehicle check adn i forgor

[silk stag]

What happened to general

[thin panther]

It came itself

And broke

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/minion-but-despicable-me-pool-swim-gif-16227921

[silk stag]

Been timed for a week and it got changed???

[full glen]

and reversed

[silk stag]

Also
Just sharing
The girl I was trynna vibe with has a boyfriend

So thats fun
Also
hiii seriousssss

[full glen]

[silk stag]

Yknow
Before I got timed out

[full glen]

i dont

[silk stag]

U forgor???

[full glen]

i am not god

[silk stag]

Ur a silly billy

[full glen]

i dont remember everything

[stable mirage]

hi nerds

[wise mortar]

Bro forgor

[jagged minnow]

Hello nerd

[jaunty kindle]

Typical 400 elo chat

[jagged minnow]

Hello Mr (2)400 elo

[jaunty kindle]

[grim edge]

ohh im sorry, Livy. maybe for now, just be a friend to her

[barren hare]

@full glen why do u keep on friending me

[full glen]

wait but i thought ur the one friending me

[barren hare]

im not doing anything

[full glen]

i accepted it and it says the friend request is no longer valid??

[barren hare]

i have no idea

[jagged minnow]

Haha she vibed w me so much she dumped her boyfriend

[clear night]

Who is this emma person?

[slate owl]

so uh is "adelynn" a name convincing enough

[sick sail]

hey chat

[stable mirage]

for what

[hasty raven]

any good rts games similar to total war: warhammer

i dont want to pay 70 bucks for an rts game

[slate owl]

does it sound like an actual girls name

[stable mirage]

sure

[glossy radish]

good night children

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/minion-but-despicable-me-pool-swim-gif-16227921

[stable mirage]

ok 600

[viscid jacinth]

Haha no pink role

From where did that appear

[grim edge]

I say Anastasia or Anesthesia lol

[full glen]

Anesthesia is a medical term to a medicine which numb your pain

[nimble niche]

if i have diamond on my main can i use it to claim inactive usernames on my alt?

[full glen]

yeah

[stable mirage]

probably not

buy premium twice

[full glen]

or buy premium for me

im a girl btw

[stable mirage]

I’m 600 btw

[hasty raven]

stone her allahu akbar

[nimble niche]

i haven't even bought premium once lmao

[stable mirage]

buy some then

[bright eagle]

look how many great moves

[nimble niche]

idk if they give inactive usernames to people who were gifted diamond

[grim edge]

Thank you for explaining that word to me. My humor might not have reached your level of understanding.

[full glen]

i could not tell that it was a joke

[grim edge]

Agree.

[nimble niche]

average chess player

[full glen]

that sounded like something someone would unironically say because they are stupid

[stable mirage]

diamond speaks for itself

[grim edge]

You are right.

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/minion-but-despicable-me-pool-swim-gif-16227921

[slate owl]

https://tenor.com/view/boy-kisser-gif-11998641183144924991

[graceful lintel]

Imposter

Dude

I fked up

[stable mirage]

what happened

[graceful lintel]

I broke up with her and now I'm regretting

Idk I was frustrated for some reasons and she said some goofy stuff in ego

I replied her with some more heart breaking things last night and
She said I was a sweet guy don't ever come back

[stable mirage]

hmm

[graceful lintel]

ig that's my fate

Imma do some maths stuff

[full glen]

bros 13

[tawny sonnet]

You are 15 16 years old right?

[graceful lintel]

16

[stable mirage]

have fun

[graceful lintel]

🗣️🗣️

[graceful lintel]

nvm it's easy stuff 🗣️🗣️

[tawny sonnet]

I thought so and doing circles lol

[graceful lintel]

shit wrong emoji

[graceful lintel]

I'll regret taking maths as my main subject in 11th frfr

[tawny sonnet]

Lol i forgot this stupid stuffs

[graceful lintel]

Yea smth
Good for timepass tho

[full glen]

i love buying (28+a^8)/(7/π)^yx oranges

[tawny sonnet]

Have fun lol

With big books

[graceful lintel]

That'd be ⁸(π³/69^-90)x+y=c

[stable mirage]

lmao https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/N9acSulV2ShMjLd7_PI-7VzMU5dxz_dnuevImaDK3RU/https/imgs.xkcd.com/comics/treasure_chests.png

[graceful lintel]

[tawny sonnet]

You are Indian?

[full glen]

and you dig it up before you post the video

[graceful lintel]

Yea

[full glen]

to save 3000$

[tawny sonnet]

Same lol

[tawny sonnet]

Have a good board exams lol

[graceful lintel]

i guessed it when u said abt maths smth

[viral epoch]

:3

[graceful lintel]

Yea English's one is on 26

[slate owl]

when im that not readin allot

[tawny sonnet]

I am too old lol i am in University

[stable mirage]

uwu

[tawny sonnet]

I forgot most stuffs

[graceful lintel]

Waoh waoh waoh

[tawny sonnet]

CBSE or ICSE?

[graceful lintel]

Yea 10th and 11th maths is juts completely different
They just bring a whole new ass typa maths and scare the shit out of the students

[full glen]

i love buying cos(e^π/cy) oranges

[graceful lintel]

Cbse

[tawny sonnet]

Good for you

[graceful lintel]

We purchasing 4nd dimensional orange with this one

[tawny sonnet]

It's more easy than remember stupid history atleast

[viscid jacinth]

Science too lol

[graceful lintel]

Yea

[full glen]

the spanish empire wanted to conquer china

[graceful lintel]

Yep idk why
All pcm students r on discord I never saw a commerce guy on discord before

[full glen]

😎

[tawny sonnet]

Nope Chinese are too strong

[viscid jacinth]

wtf is pcm

[graceful lintel]

Physics chemistry and maths 🗣️

[viscid jacinth]

Sorry I am a hard studying illiterate

[tawny sonnet]

You taking pcm?

[full glen]

are you fr in university because uhhhh

[graceful lintel]

yup with cs

[full glen]

checkmate brother

[graceful lintel]

[tawny sonnet]

I am not doing history lessons in here

[full glen]

also im a minor

[graceful lintel]

We learning how to tie a noose with this one 🗣️

[viscid jacinth]

Even worse

[graceful lintel]

Even better

[tawny sonnet]

Good luck Buddy have a great day for now atleast 💀

[graceful lintel]

She said the same

[viscid jacinth]

I took a photo of my non existent abs in good lighting

[graceful lintel]

we finding some peace with fan and rope with this one 🗣️

[tawny sonnet]

You are from Europe or something?

[full glen]

malaysia

[graceful lintel]

Smash

[viscid jacinth]

and dayum brotha lighting really is cool

[warm spindle]

One peace

[graceful lintel]

[graceful lintel]

[warm spindle]

Shu up bitch

[tawny sonnet]

Isn't Malaysia going underwater last time i heard

[graceful lintel]

[warm spindle]

Nice selfies.

[full glen]

yeah and im in your walls

[graceful lintel]

We bringing 8y/o jokes with this one 🗣️

[tawny sonnet]

Atleast you will not drown

[warm spindle]

You should take yourself more seriously. I Don think you're a joke.

Self-esteem is important.

[tawny sonnet]

Like your mom said

[graceful lintel]

but I think...

happy ending

peace now 🗣️🗣️

[warm spindle]

My mother is a caring person yes.

[viscid jacinth]

what is happening

[tawny sonnet]

Good take good care of her in night

[graceful lintel]

I samshed my cat

[viscid jacinth]

[viscid jacinth]

I would smash her too

[graceful lintel]

It's him

[viscid jacinth]

not anymore

[graceful lintel]

somehow he's pregnant

[graceful lintel]

[tawny sonnet]

Bro left 🥱

[viscid jacinth]

I am working out nowadays

[graceful lintel]

I'm done smashing my cat
Imma go ask for forgiveness from her😔

[tawny sonnet]

Good good

[warm spindle]

I'm not down for kiddy talk. Waiting for the grown men.

[graceful lintel]

trying to work on flexibility, mobility and push ups here

[tawny sonnet]

Go take care of your mom pussi

[viscid jacinth]

I like flexibility and strength

[warm spindle]

Grow up.

[graceful lintel]

Bro replied after 10 mins and still wasn't able to come up with a good response

[viscid jacinth]

Never tried working on mobility

[warm spindle]

ok 200.

[graceful lintel]

real
I might go gym after bored

[viscid jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/no-gif-23548728

[graceful lintel]

Bro ended up elo shaming 🗣️

[dry chasm]

Fake Sirius fr

[viscid jacinth]

Sure

[graceful lintel]

When we Smashing

[grim edge]

..🥺..
👉👈

[full glen]

im the real sirius tho

[viscid jacinth]

I just workout from home

[grim edge]

chat hear me out

[viscid jacinth]

ok

[warm spindle]

Are you the guy I'm waiting for?

[full glen]

@dry chasm

[grim edge]

femboys, but they are girls

[graceful lintel]

No we ain't smashing any ducks

[tawny sonnet]

Go to gym it's more fun

[viscid jacinth]

femgirls

[graceful lintel]

NO WAY

[viscid jacinth]

Too expensive

[dry chasm]

I don't belive this sorry

[west trout]

Hi guys i just got friendzoned and i want to ask is 8th floor enough?

[grim edge]

Idk, but everyone always waits for me

[viscid jacinth]

and time consuming I wanna focus on my studies too

[full glen]

femgirls are the closest to a real girl

[grim edge]

I'd go with 10th to make sure, but a noose works better ^^

[full glen]

why do people think girls exist anyway

[warm spindle]

I think I have autism.

[graceful lintel]

I broke up with her yesterday
And regretting
Is 16th floor enough?

[warm spindle]

[tawny sonnet]

For cooking

[viscid jacinth]

Just a slight cut on wrist should do

[grim edge]

Oh you meant your new apartment? Could be ngl… is there a nice view?

[tawny sonnet]

And make baby

[graceful lintel]

Nah thatd hurt
Jumping would be a good way

[west trout]

What is a noose

[viscid jacinth]

Atleast you can do it anywhere

[vale copper]

@graceful lintel Bro lost his queen

[west trout]

Yes it is enough bro

[grim edge]

i pulled out my old dusty 360 yesterday and my cat didn't let me see

[viscid jacinth]

also we might get banned for this talk so

[grim edge]

You need to seek medical help to evaluate it. No matter what, you’re still choky choky choky

[west trout]

I want a hurtless way

[west trout]

No, not an apartment

[full glen]

i aint involved in this thing

[vale copper]

Bro lost his queen, but the game continues

[graceful lintel]

I'll ask for forgiveness

[warm spindle]

All doctors are evil, no thanky!😊

[graceful lintel]

We making another queen with this one

[tawny sonnet]

Go to your mom when you need medicine then

[vale copper]

Rizz

[graceful lintel]

tru

[graceful lintel]

She used to call me n word
I'm already missing her

[full glen]

all doctors are witches smh how do they cure diseases? you think proteins and cells exist?? NAHH have you SEEN cells???

[graceful lintel]

She was different

[vale copper]

only natural

[graceful lintel]

[tawny sonnet]

Where in India you getting that types of girls

[warm spindle]

Scanning electron microscope.

[viscid jacinth]

Yeah i have seen

[grim edge]

So are people! And life is unfair so we’re just gonna sulk and rot in silence

[viscid jacinth]

I use them in tv remote

[full glen]

they are just playing video footages of the so called "cells" smh

[viscid jacinth]

Lmao whats happening here

[warm spindle]

Do you know about the ideology of "obliteration of the self"?

[tawny sonnet]

You didn't get a good respawn point i guess try next time

[graceful lintel]

Same questionshe has advance humour
Imma ask her for forgiveness on 26th Feb we got same centre(for boards) I still have some hopes 😔

[warm spindle]

Doug

[viscid jacinth]

If life is unfair for everyone is it actually fair

[grim edge]

Tell me about it

[graceful lintel]

we ain't making out with this one

[warm spindle]

Not right now.

[graceful lintel]

I still have some hopes

[vale copper]

Touch grass

[tawny sonnet]

Just leave her lol and make a new gf

[grim edge]

Okay, tomorrow im free.

[warm spindle]

I'll remember to.

[graceful lintel]

Why grass when I can touch you

[tawny sonnet]

You are mentally unstable or something?

[grim edge]

How come youre always right

[vale copper]

Your talking to a dude bro

[viscid jacinth]

If universe was created in the most perfect way possible so that no one would be sad, it wouldn't exist

[west trout]

Good for you , but can you take me to the 16th floor just to make sure

[vale copper]

Checkmate

[graceful lintel]

My new gf was the reason I left her
And my new gurl is boring and doesn't know basic memes 😐

[tawny sonnet]

I also didn't get a good respawn point sadly

[viscid jacinth]

Victory Royale

[vale copper]

Switch teams, get a bf

[tawny sonnet]

Don't lie lol atleast

[viscid jacinth]

I respawned in India what do I do

[warm spindle]

This stupid ahh professor gave us a Graduate level assignment.

[graceful lintel]

u think I'm lying

[vale copper]

No way you ever had or will get a girl bro

[tawny sonnet]

Yep I am pretty sure she brake up and you are single and here you are

[viscid jacinth]

Man I hate when my gf asks me "Who are you" or "Why are you holding a knife"

[vale copper]

Affirmative

[viscid jacinth]

Like cmon be mature duh

[vale copper]

Schizophrenia Rizz

[warm spindle]

My gf is mad at me because when she kept grabbing my hand I kept slapping hers and

This concludes my message.

[full glen]

wtf

[tawny sonnet]

You are truly mentally unstable

[viscid jacinth]

My GF is mad I turned her into an image and named the image Rhy Chan

[full glen]

yall are gonna stay single

[tawny sonnet]

Go get some help

[graceful lintel]

Pls ignore all the grammartical mistakes I was high that time
But I hope you'll understand the situation

[vale copper]

Look in a mirror

[graceful lintel]

🥶 ur worng

[vale copper]

Bros girl was a hallucination from zaza

[grim edge]

The world is ending! 😭😭😭😭 please settle this with your gf or else the world will collapse

[vale copper]

f to doubt

[tawny sonnet]

Maa chudi ha best line

[full glen]

pick a language damn

[graceful lintel]

Bro never saw a girl in his whole life and reacting like it's a big deal

[graceful lintel]

I was talking to my homie

[graceful lintel]

[full glen]

damn that explains this

[viscid jacinth]

That guy's pfp at last got me cracking

[warm spindle]

No, it's nowhere near as bad as when she thought i picked osu! over her.

[graceful lintel]

coughs

[vale copper]

l+Ratio+Anime profile pic+Touchgrass

[full glen]

[tawny sonnet]

You are a OSU player?

[graceful lintel]

He pretty cool tbh
I found him because that gurl gave me a dare to text a random stranger and ask "I wanna meet irl"
And now we r homies

[viscid jacinth]

My gf saw me cheating on her with my homies

What do i do

[full glen]

eww osu player

[grim edge]

Your gf prob asks you if you would love her if she was a worm or it's the other way around?

[graceful lintel]

no connected account+no opinions

[oak cliff]

I ain't helping someone who breaks a person's heart

[vale copper]

Bro a reddit user for sure

[warm spindle]

I said I'd step on her. Stupid ass question.

[graceful lintel]

[viscid jacinth]

Bruhnoo but fr you messed up

[oak cliff]

ceo u saw s3 of tokyo rev?

[silk stag]

I missed u amore...

[full glen]

i just felt like using this dora img

[viscid jacinth]

Better break up with both of em

[graceful lintel]

DUDE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW

[warm spindle]

Hi!!!

[full glen]

dude just stay single

[grim edge]

And this is why the world is ending. 😭

[silk stag]

Girl I was vibing with had a boyfriend

[full glen]

single = no problems = relax = memes

[graceful lintel]

I ain't built for relationship smth

[silk stag]

Hiiii Dahliieeee cutie patootie pookie

[full glen]

yeah you are a discord user

[silk stag]

I MIDSED ALL OF YALL

[warm spindle]

🏎️

[graceful lintel]

probably the best advice I've got

[viscid jacinth]

Anyways I got a sick photo of mine who wanna see

[warm spindle]

I don't think I'm capable of true love.

[full glen]

no

[graceful lintel]

Me I'd like to edge to it

[warm spindle]

Q1 a

[silk stag]

Theres two things wrong rn

[full glen]

theres more than 2

[silk stag]

I have two love interests
One has a boyfriend
And the other is single but is like, the most popular girl in school despite not being a senior

[silk stag]

2 are prioritized
the Other problems are optional

[full glen]

im capable of doing sick flips in games 🔥🎯🔥🔥🔥

[viscid jacinth]

@full glen dms btw

[silk stag]

Hey rannny habibi

[viscid jacinth]

Hey habibi livy

[silk stag]

My itty bitty silly billy ranny

[oak cliff]

@viscid jacinth wanna play

[viscid jacinth]

i left chess

[oak cliff]

ohk

[silk stag]

Dahliieeeeeeeee y u no miss me :<<<

[grim edge]

Livy……

[silk stag]

My itty bitty silly billy bestie westie

[silk stag]

I miss u my sista from another mista

[grim edge]

We miss you, too, right @warm spindle choky?

[full glen]

💀💀 🔥🔥🚒🚒

BRO GOT GHOSTED

[oak cliff]

lamo

[silk stag]

Broo
Life sucked so hard these last few days
Theres this girl who I was vibing with and telling yall about but turns out she has a boyfriend

Then theres this girl who I liked but turns out she's single but the most popular

[full glen]

shhh

[silk stag]

And I MIGHT BE ALONE DURING PROM WTF

[full glen]

we dont say anything@oak cliff

[oak cliff]

yeye

[warm spindle]

Yes.

[viscid jacinth]

When I have a crush on someone I just hope she makes the first move and live in delusion

[silk stag]

I wanna have a date on prom but Im too pickyy

[tawny sonnet]

💀

[viscid jacinth]

It works trust

[full glen]

delusion

[silk stag]

I rejected 3 girls already cuz they aint my time

[oak cliff]

girls will never make the first move

[slate owl]

boifwiend??? :3

[tawny sonnet]

True

[grim edge]

I say befriend the girl with a bf then shoot your shot with that single and popular girl

[viscid jacinth]

Nah

We cant betray our bros

[full glen]

nah he will get laughed at

[grim edge]

This is good.

[full glen]

nvm this is promising

[silk stag]

Shes two years my junior and probabl 2-4 years younger
Also old money thangsss
She might not be into middle class

[full glen]

go for it my guy

also remember that you are getting tips on DISCORD

change platform or smth

[silk stag]

They're not really something to brag about
I'm like the nice kid who everyone likes in his class but I have a resting bitch face and Ive been nice to everyone for 4 years

[tawny sonnet]

Or IRL

[warm spindle]

I got my girlfriend by coughing in her mouth, OK?

[silk stag]

Other platforms more pathetic ngl

[silk stag]

Niceeeeee
I should try that

[warm spindle]

Yes.

[grim edge]

Hey, don't live a life full of what-ifs. Let's say things go south, so what?

[full glen]

covid 19 rizz

[jaunty kindle]

Typical 400 elo chat

[silk stag]

I get arrested by the cops for haraesment or I have awkward club meetings cuz we in the same club

Or I get called out for only asking her out after she won that special pageant thingy

[grim edge]

I didn't tell you to harrass her 😭😭😭

[silk stag]

Or I get called a predator for asking out a junior 2-4 years younger

[grim edge]

Be that nice gentleman that you are

[full glen]

wait how old are you

[grim edge]

Ohhhh I thought she was older. How old is she

[full glen]

child predator rizz

[silk stag]

They could spin it anyway they want
Im the son of an alleged meth dealer and an old lady sooo

[jaunty kindle]

[silk stag]

Idk
Younger than me
So Im 17 and she might be 15

[full glen]

if they are not nice then DO NOT go for it

[viscid jacinth]

Is she lower than 18

[devout parcel]

[grim edge]

Okay. Abort mission

[silk stag]

I do not, in fact, know them that much

[full glen]

[silk stag]

Yeah they're turning 16 in the next months

[viscid jacinth]

I mean it can work

[full glen]

one more year and you are a predator

[jaunty kindle]

Looks like Dahlias victims

[silk stag]

15 at worse though
She probably 16

[viscid jacinth]

He just needs to wait 3 years

[silk stag]

So who tf do I ask out

[viscid jacinth]

It isnt illegal for sure

[silk stag]

My ego guarantees I reject everyone I dont vibe enough with

[full glen]

livy trying to ask out the 16 year old

[silk stag]

My pickiness will be the end of me

[tawny sonnet]

Auntis they are experienced

[full glen]

thats actually good

[silk stag]

Like
Im too picky
How does a brotha get by

[jaunty kindle]

@silk stag Speaking of experience I will give you a tip on woman. Its called: "Whatever you lick its yours"

[viscid jacinth]

My ego guarantees to accept anyone who exists

[graceful lintel]

Dms

[silk stag]

The girls who I rejected might want that but not the girls I want

[jaunty kindle]

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

It's your id taking over you

[viscid jacinth]

He/She can be dead even

[viscid jacinth]

Whar

[jaunty kindle]

Some girls dont deserve a boyfriend anyways. Lick!

[silk stag]

Worst thing is
One of the girls who rejected my bro bro whos like, the most gorgeous dud in my class, asked me out 💀

[grim edge]

id, superego, ego

[viscid jacinth]

never heard of it

[silk stag]

Im takin a shower
Maybe some girl I liked wouls hit me up when I come back

[jaunty kindle]

Showering in tears

[viscid jacinth]

If anyone curious

[silk stag]

In sweat more of
Blue bawls is real

[jaunty kindle]

How can I produce Degen's?

[storm harbor]

by producing degen's

[jaunty kindle]

Nice. Thx

Now ban

[storm harbor]

ofc np i def know what a degen is and what you were talking about in chat

[storm harbor]

Shrug0

[oak cliff]

anyone wanna playyy

[jaunty kindle]

[storm harbor]

ya

[oak cliff]

what elk r u

[storm harbor]

594 or 600

[jaunty kindle]

Hand me over your Pikachu first

[oak cliff]

nvm

[storm harbor]

cryinggif

[full glen]

embed failure

[storm harbor]

sosadcrying

[oak cliff]

you're 2400 😭

[storm harbor]

wtf is an embed failure

[jaunty kindle]

Its a Vyrüzzzz

[storm harbor]

idek wt that is dawg

[jaunty kindle]

2400 is a trash rating

[storm harbor]

typical 2400 elo

[oak cliff]

that's literally a thousand elo over me

[storm harbor]

thats literally 1800 elo over me

[oak cliff]

his rating higher than me and @storm harbor's combined

[storm harbor]

my friend just send me these emojis i feel scared
😭
🙌🏻
👖
👞👞

[storm harbor]

fr

[full glen]

i hate thsi chat now

[storm harbor]

dw the chat hates you back 🙏

[oak cliff]

@full glen wanna play

[full glen]

elo

[oak cliff]

1000

[full glen]

nah

[oak cliff]

1100

[full glen]

nah

[oak cliff]

1200

[full glen]

ill probably blunder

[oak cliff]

900

[full glen]

why is the elo rising

get out

[oak cliff]

Im beating a gm

1300

[graceful lintel]

That's physical abuse

[oak cliff]

final offer

[oak cliff]

800?

[full glen]

i ahve scripsofenia or smth

[graceful lintel]

[oak cliff]

[graceful lintel]

we getting blocked with this one

[oak cliff]

silence, <1000

[oak cliff]

elo shaming ftw

[graceful lintel]

ftw?

[graceful lintel]

we winning argument with this one

[oak cliff]

I play E4.

[brittle compass]

i show the meat

[oak cliff]

ban

[brittle compass]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowmeat-ishowspeed-fnaf-chica-gif-6756209773637545275

[vale copper]

would do rather have gothams hairline or have 200 elo forever

[oak cliff]

what's Gotham's hairline?

[brittle compass]

i show the meat

[vale copper]

Levy Rossmans hairline

[oak cliff]

rossmans 😭😭😭😭

[tawny sonnet]

200 elo

[vale copper]

me too bro

[slate owl]

femboys

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/minion-but-despicable-me-pool-swim-gif-16227921

[vale copper]

would you rather have a tiny pp or be 200 elo

[wise mortar]

Tiny pp so i can be femboy

[vale copper]

You cant wish for something you already have

[wise mortar]

I got bazooka

[oak cliff]

1.E4

[vale copper]

press f to doubt

[tawny sonnet]

1 Inch?

[vale copper]

bros already micro and 200 elo

[primal fern]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@vale copper With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[tribal silo]

https://tenor.com/view/astolfo-happy-gif-22218025

Oh no the uncanny emoji

[silk stag]

I miss neuro babyo

[forest junco]

I made custom app logos to fit in with the chess.com phone backgrounds (done with nova launcher) tell me what you guys think

[sharp galleon]

wha-

[storm harbor]

chat dead?

[wise mortar]

Dead channel

[storm harbor]

damn

[surreal lantern]

hi guys im bored
anyone wana play a 3_0 game

[storm harbor]

wts a 3_0 game

[full glen]

3+0

[storm harbor]

wts a 3+0 game

[oak cliff]

3 minute 0 increment

[storm harbor]

oh

also why do i not have trusted role yetttt

i have all the things checked

Account 14 days old
Talked on 5 different days
Linked Discord to Chess.com
❌ Server member for 7 days

ive been a member for 7 days tho

i joined on fev 17 and its 24th now

[full glen]

it needs to be down to the exact milisecond

its coded that way for convenience

[storm harbor]

fk u mean for convenience

[full glen]

also skill issue

[storm harbor]

its inconvenient

[full glen]

convenient for devs

[storm harbor]

Y

[viscid jacinth]

Maybe it's not the time of day when you joined yet

[storm harbor]

at least read the messages after the question if ur gonna answer it

already got answered

[viscid jacinth]

Already did, read the answer properly

[storm harbor]

?

sirius said the same thing fk u mean

[full glen]

they would need to
1.answer the question: what timezone should be used
2.awkwardly ask the dev to do this for no good reason
3.check everyone's day at 00:00am

[viscid jacinth]

If you joined this server at 17:00 you will need to wait till 17:00

[storm harbor]

ok professor sirius thank you

[viscid jacinth]

god man how many jackasses are in this server

[full glen]

yeah fr they cant wait for like 10 mins

[storm harbor]

womp womp

[mighty knoll]

/connect

[viscid jacinth]

Whatever anyways

[full glen]

@slate owl omg women??????

also why do poeple say womp womp

[slate owl]

womp womp

[viscid jacinth]

I gotta study for exams

[storm harbor]

to annoy other people

[full glen]

"did you just say womp womp?"

[storm harbor]

which is my specialty 🙏

[viscid jacinth]

I am sleeping, gnaw mimimimimimimi

[full glen]

oh its from that clip

[storm harbor]

ya the news reporter clip riht?

[full glen]

yea

bro got fired

🔥

[storm harbor]

created my fav meme tho

[toxic wind]

anyone down to play some chess

[mild apex]

Real

[storm harbor]

yes but u prob wont

[flat ledge]

Sure

[nimble niche]

who is this 1cbb wannabe

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/minion-but-despicable-me-pool-swim-gif-16227921

[cursive dock]

Günaydın everyone

[grim edge]

cringe

[lament jacinth]

Rah

[lament jacinth]

Hi

[primal fern]

hi liya

[novel moat]

time to let go my friend

[slate owl]

:3

[novel moat]

nothing else you can do

[ebon willow]

hmm

[stone quiver]

Im an illegal immigrant

[primal fern]

bros discord is already banned lol

@novel moat

[primal fern]

sir this is a chess server please keep politics outta here

[stone quiver]

This is off topic

[primal fern]

sure of course but why would you say that as if you're bragging about it?

[stone quiver]

i was joking, are you on the spectrum or something

[primal fern]

not a funny thing to joke about my guy.

[grim edge]

hey

Neurolink help me

[stone quiver]

Answer my question

[primal fern]

what's up

[primal fern]

bro got locked out what!?

[primal fern]

i am not

[stone quiver]

Cool

[primal fern]

wonder why kramnik 2.0 got locked out

[ebon willow]

He was pretending to be fair play staff or well thats he told me

[primal fern]

damn

[ebon willow]

I mean his account aint banned so I think that makes sense

[primal fern]

he literally just said "neurolink help me" then got locked out. like it was his dying words

[primal fern]

his cc account isn't banned tho

https://www.chess.com/member/tiltedsparsh see?

[ebon willow]

Yeah

[primal fern]

did he have another one or something

[ebon willow]

I don't think so

@grim edge

[novel moat]

what

[primal fern]

the guy you responded to earlier is completely gone

[ebon willow]

He said he can't appeal so idk

[novel moat]

huh

[primal fern]

ohhh bummer

he impersonated staff

RIP

[ebon willow]

Fr

Uhm I'm not sure what to tell him really

[primal fern]

you can't help him just say 'bummer'?

[ebon willow]

lmaooo

[crimson eagle]

@glad canyon did you just get banned for cheating? 🤡

[viscid jacinth]

Hi

[grim edge]

Hi

[viscid jacinth]

damn dead chat

[hearty glacier]

did they change the general channel

to this?

[digital phoenix]

yes

[hearty glacier]

why it was always on topic

[slate owl]

femboys

[flint fox]

chat revive

revive right now

[vale frost]

Lmfao who he and who he impersonated?

[flint fox]

LMFAO

[silk stag]

Back from the showee

[primal fern]

he impersonated staff

[west trout]

You don’t feel emotions connor you fake them

[silk stag]

Neuro baby how u doin

[silk stag]

I am not connor
I am in fact, Livy

[west trout]

Who tf is livy , you are the android sent by cyberlife

[silk stag]

Androids do not in fact have advanced bodies that can perform the arduous tasks humans can in our time.
Nor do they have a bitching ass haircut which I have gotten yesterday

[full glen]

is that legit

[vale frost]

Yeah but who?

[primal fern]

@grim edge

wait not them sorry for ping

[vale frost]

Breh.

[primal fern]

this guy #💬〡general-off-topic message

wait what is happening rn

[primal fern]

won 2 rapid in a row

oh they are not locked out anymore

[vale frost]

Who did he impersonate

[grim edge]

No, it was supposed to be a joke and I'm a girl so my pronouns are she/her

[primal fern]

my bad i meant she*

[grim edge]

Smh

[primal fern]

sorry for getting the pronoun wrong

[grim edge]

Btw

Why isn't it updating? I should be above squid

My top is 52 but it doesn't say 52

[primal fern]

no clue

which one is u?

[grim edge]

#4

[ebon willow]

wait how is squid back

[grim edge]

Idk

[ebon willow]

i remember he got banned or smth

[grim edge]

Appealed

[ebon willow]

like 5 times

[vale frost]

day 1 telling chess.com to add arcade effect for mobile app users

[full glen]

arcade effect lags my shitty laptop

:(

[torpid bobcat]

it take ages to be fulfilled

[flint fox]

slipped off the stairs

[silk stag]

Very nice

[primal fern]

make that 3!

[silk stag]

Nc

If only chess was all that mattered I'd be happier

[primal fern]

https://www.chess.com/stats/live/rapid/noxiousbishop666

[full glen]

12698

touch grass

not as bad as mlbb players tho i do have to give em that

[grim edge]

cool amount of games

12k games is not that much tho

[primal fern]

yea nah i;ve had opps who have over 50k in the span of 3 years

[grim edge]

50k is pretty cool yeah

[vale frost]

How tf can ny laptop run valorant but not arcade ffect LMFAO

[full glen]

he spent approximately 3 days or ~72 hours on chess alone

(assuming the average length of matches is 5 minutes)

wait no

im bad at math

[tawny sonnet]

💀

[grim edge]

[full glen]

~173 days
or
~4000 hours
or
~250000 minutes

[tawny sonnet]

No one calls you in IRL?

[full glen]

talking about other people

[tawny sonnet]

Ohh

[full glen]

and he also spent 16% of his life to chess in that 3 years

[tawny sonnet]

Sorry lol i skipped the he part

[grim edge]

4k hours on chess is normal

magnus prob has 20k hours

[tawny sonnet]

Atleast he have something he likes not like me

[carmine silo]

or
-15000000 seconds

[full glen]

he also spends 4 hours per day on chess

[glad canyon]

W

[eternal tangle]

hello

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/minion-but-despicable-me-pool-swim-gif-16227921

[flint fox]

yo where's sirius better, worse, and worst tho

also neutral

[grim edge]

@keen hazel hey, did we talk in VC today?

[simple depot]

...

THIS IS THE MOST HORRIBLE

AND TRASH MOUSESLIP IVE EVER DONE IN BLITZ EVER..

I WAS TRYING TO CHECK BRO TO GET THE RUUUUKH.

BRUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[grim edge]

[keen sorrel]

Sup

[simple depot]

dont laugh at me gng it was just amouseslip.

[wise mortar]

Skills issues

[wraith quiver]

Who wants to play a game of chess??

[simple depot]

here goes the old "skill issue" Joke

[wraith quiver]

Oh hello buddy, remember me?

[simple depot]

how is mouse slipping a skill issue

if this happens to you. You will rage and break something

cause i did break my keyboard.

[wise mortar]

Are u my femboy?

[simple depot]

i have proof too you want to see my broken keyboard

[wise mortar]

Calm down buddy i was just joking