💬〡general-off-topic

[shy pike]

DIE

[stable mirage]

like floating around in space level immortal?

[shy pike]

even if i didn't want to die I'd want to die over that

[celest hawk]

yes

[stable mirage]

I would rather not

[sleek oriole]

today was my first day at my first real job 😁

[shy pike]

Ooo nice what job?

[celest hawk]

ngl dying is better since immortal is suffering and dying is instant death, no suffer

[celest hawk]

👍

[sleek oriole]

im a television promoter, basically ask people if they need help with choosing a tv. if they do i try to lure them to my brand.

[grim edge]

i will be forever young and beautiful

[shy pike]

lure me to your brand rn

[celest hawk]

u sure being immortal is a good option to u?? 😭

[sleek oriole]

lmao. the basic thing good to say that its a new brand in the country, so its cheaper compared to the big company names, can do better for the same price (in order to gain popularity) the quality is still the same tho. for example in our lower category LED tvs we have leds behind the screen not just on the edge, so its more even. but thats just one of many things. and i still need to learn a bunch of featuers and all the kinds of tvs we offer

(i tried to be anonym with the brands lol)

[shy pike]

wow i want that brand no way

[sleek oriole]

glad to hear 😂

[shy pike]

you're really good at your job omg

[sleek oriole]

haha thanks

[restive storm]

I think I found it

[stable mirage]

what now dor

[grim edge]

i would be immortal so i can be good at chess 🗣️

[grim edge]

yes, so i have so much time to be great at chess

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> dyballer_10

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Rapid: 1560 (peak)
Blitz: 1300 (1365 peak)
Bullet: 1143 (1218 peak)

[knotty sorrel]

☹️

no 1600 yet

[shy pike]

what about when humans all kill each other and you're the last one left

then u gotta wait for new thing to evolve and teach them chess smh

[warm spindle]

in 13000000000000000000 years you can is have finaly be 1000

[grim edge]

I am comfortable being alone. And yes, I will wait for things to evolve and teach them my ways then I will become their goddess.

[stable mirage]

UwU

[grim edge]

Why do you have to say that? 😭 I can get to 1000 in two years 😅

[stable mirage]

lets see it

[minor spoke]

What is this convo

[stable mirage]

sipping hot chocOlate

[minor spoke]

U suck

[stable mirage]

I do suck its true

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

Something I could do for u(jk)

[stable mirage]

wdym jk

[knotty sorrel]

down bad

[minor spoke]

Omg ur back 😭😭😭

[covert cosmos]

g

[stable mirage]

hello Kirby

[covert cosmos]

hi serious

sewious

[stable mirage]

are you siwius right now

[warm spindle]

tHE JINKLER RETURNS.

[stable mirage]

wait no ur not

[covert cosmos]

no

[stable mirage]

Sirius (loves kirby)

[covert cosmos]

yes

[stable mirage]

long

[grim edge]

tidal wave 12% when

[covert cosmos]

no

i got 1% on tidal wave

[grim edge]

same

i did it in practice mode tho

2600 atts with checkpoints

[covert cosmos]

nice

i dont have the patience

[grim edge]

.

[iron barn]

Honestly 11% on bloodbath might be harder

I could do 15% but im way too lazy

[covert cosmos]

I got 13 on bloodbath

[iron barn]

Nice

[covert cosmos]

never getting past that

[dusty scaffold]

got 1% on silent clubstep what are you gonna do

[covert cosmos]

i might get 14 but np

[iron barn]

U just gotta learn all the parts individually

[covert cosmos]

getting 2 right now

[dusty scaffold]

i’m a shitty player i prefer platformers

[covert cosmos]

heheheha

[covert cosmos]

beating that right now

[iron barn]

I've done more before i think

[iron barn]

What % u at?

[covert cosmos]

just started

[iron barn]

Bold of me to assume u were at like 30%

[covert cosmos]

got 4

oh shit theres a dual

im out

[iron barn]

Lol

The dual is tricky

After the dual the fun starts

[covert cosmos]

ok

[graceful lintel]

wth I can't change my pfp
It's showing "there was a problem..." Smth

[iron barn]

Bro wtf is this level, im holding when the ship starts and go too low anyway

[stone quiver]

are you joking? You said your phone was taken away, and I see you commenting this? nah its over..💔💔💔

[grim edge]

No worries, you're not locked out yet. 😉

[peak plank]

im too bad at GD 😦

[iron barn]

Real

I could do 22, maybe 25%

[stable mirage]

I think they were typing for trusted

[grim edge]

oh yeah the waiting period

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/risk-of-rain2-atg-missile-mk1-gif-23126416

[peak plank]

https://link.chess.com/play/iFjkFC somone join 10|0 unrated

[stable mirage]

#💬〡chess-talk

also use lichess links

[graceful lintel]

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

wdym xd

[ebon willow]

hmm

[grim edge]

xx nothing xx really xx i xx was xx being xx goofy xx xd

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/gangnam-style-baby-kid-dance-dancing-gif-4764016

[grim edge]

alr im goofy to btw

[peak plank]

I played a series of insane agressive games (including an old hyper-agressive reti line I scraped) , feels good

[arctic anchor]

nope

[silk horizon]

Mewing session while on chess.com goes nutty

[stable mirage]

meow

[silk horizon]

gay

i am

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/gegagedigedagedago-стоять-ковбой-мемы-2024-gif-17065482480146614834

[full glen]

general off topic rn

[grim edge]

why were you locked out last time?

[barren hare]

you had a fake account bruh

[jaunty kindle]

Now hes lying too

[arctic anchor]

i found it in 2 seconds

[silk horizon]

a fake account the hell lmao naw i got fedded for alleged sandbagging

[jaunty kindle]

[barren hare]

so your account wasnt real?

[silk horizon]

what do you mean by wasnt real-

[barren hare]

was it banned?

@peak plank rapid 10+0?

[silk horizon]

ah no old account was yes, but chess.com goated so i just had to make a new one for a second chance, now my elo is set to 2000

so no more strange elo

[barren hare]

you dont have an elo rn

plus chess.com doesnt set ratings, im pretty sure they will just make you play

[full glen]

damn

[stable mirage]

it has to start somewhere to give you a first opponent

most accounts are locked to 400-800-1200-1600 start

[full glen]

makes 0 sense what

[grim edge]

ok good. i was like dammm we were just talking about chess and Landon then bammm he got locked out

[barren hare]

wdym makes zero sense

[stable mirage]

idk how second chance or alts or certain titled players work etc

[barren hare]

you can start with a rating but they dont set your rating at 2000

[grim edge]

[full glen]

ok so what opponent should chess.com give new players first to determine their skill? we cant be sure, so we should start them around a opponent thats intermediate right?

[barren hare]

thats for them to decided not chess.com

i dont think you understand what im saying

[covert cosmos]

who tf is them

[fickle rampart]

Chat wish me luck

[stable mirage]

normal new accounts get the choice between new beginner intermediate and advanced

[rocky vale]

@stable mirage Why do I keep seeing you here everytime I'm on

[stable mirage]

which start at 400 800 1200 and 1600 respectively

[stable mirage]

because I’m awake while you’re online

[full glen]

oh he meant chess.com lets you set ratings

why did he said "pretty sure they will make you just play"

i thought he meant something illogical

[arctic anchor]

why is bd4 losing

@full glen

[covert cosmos]

engine bad

[barren hare]

bro cause you get to choose your rating not chess.com so you can choose how you want to start off

[full glen]

bro the way you phrased it is so bad why did you add "pretty sure they will make you just play" in what

[grim edge]

👀

[barren hare]

im not referring to chess.com as the website but as the staff since lucifer said someone set his rating

[barren hare]

no you just need to read a book

[full glen]

thats like saying "football is played with limbs"

but sounds more wrong

[barren hare]

like how come sirius could get that but you couldnt?

[full glen]

im thinking about how matchmaking works in general also why did you add "pretty sure they just let you play" part what

[full glen]

FEET PIC

[covert cosmos]

:3

[echo sparrow]

Yo

I am a 1600

[barren hare]

cause chess.com or the staff doesnt set your rating, by letting you play i mean they dont do anything special to your account. because lucifer said that chess.com set his rating to 2000 i thought they would just let him play instead of tinkering with his account.

[stable mirage]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[echo sparrow]

What are the ways I can improve

[full glen]

thats better

[grim edge]

fide or chess.com

[stable mirage]

chess.org

[full glen]

yeah and lichess.com

[cursive pawn]

Hello

[stable mirage]

I think I’m like 1900 on chess.org

got bored cuz nobody good plays there

[grim edge]

I'm 1800 on lichess

[cursive pawn]

Chess.org*

[full glen]

chess.org

[cursive pawn]

Or*y

[barren hare]

if chess.com was an org i think chess would be quite dead

[stable mirage]

everyone would use lichess

[full glen]

chess.com is only good because of its url comfirmed

[silk horizon]

well org is a different link to com, com is for commercial orginizations, but org is non profit

[covert cosmos]

w

[full glen]

and whos enforcing that

[silk horizon]

the gov]\

[full glen]

damn

[cursive pawn]

Chess.gov

[covert cosmos]

chess.ca

[full glen]

SOMEONE MAKE A NON PROFIT ORGANIZATION AND PUT IT ON CHESS.ORG

wait thats lichess

SOME ONE PUT LICHESS IN chess.org

[cursive pawn]

Shut up

[barren hare]

yea ik, thats why i said chess would be dead if cc was an org.

[grim edge]

omw to do that right now

[full glen]

i have a hard time trying to figure out if you are talking nonsense and claiming something that does make sense as what you are saying or am i just bad at english and context

[rocky vale]

I finally beat Silas

[full glen]

LITERALLY no mention of government

[barren hare]

im implying that chess.com has done alot for chess because they are a company and gain profit from their website

[covert cosmos]

chess bad

[full glen]

you didn't even mention OR EVEN IMPLY that they make profit

[grim edge]

grrrr

[barren hare]

i did, i said that it is because they are a com and not an org

[covert cosmos]

soup

[barren hare]

bruh

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/real-and-true-cat-walking-gray-cat-gif-14865986020845776272

[peak plank]

🥱

[full glen]

yeah the apostolic of the castronomy is literally just fide ratings due to the castrations yk?

[covert cosmos]

strongest lichess player

[peak plank]

calculate.

[full glen]

damn your kneniclic knowledge is hudisoning

[grim edge]

blud drew a little arrow aswell 😭

[stable mirage]

absolute thorn

[peak plank]

I like how chat doesnt realize its the best move

[barren hare]

lichess players are all tactics no position

[peak plank]

low elo chat smh

[full glen]

why do you have it turned on on a live game

[peak plank]

game already ended

I took the SS when I was playing

[full glen]

"when i was playing" so you still have it turned on in a live game

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/plink-cat-meme-blink-original-gif-27529535

[full glen]

yo mom!

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/french-fries-cat-french-fries-gif-23606374

[peak plank]

No, I knew he was toast when I took the SS

[sharp galleon]

smh smh

[grim edge]

@ my opponent why play 15+10 if you're going to lose with 15 minutes on the clock

[barren hare]

what about crazyhouse?

wait actually anyone wanna team up with bughouse

[peak plank]

you relly want a game huh?

I can find someone for you

[barren hare]

ehh

kinda

i need a decent game tho

[peak plank]

send a link in chat

[barren hare]

no youre gonna pair me with some 900

[peak plank]

im gonna send it to TMC

TMC is acually high rated though

[barren hare]

TMC?

[peak plank]

The moon club

[barren hare]

tf is that name

[silk horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/boy-kisser-boykisser-boy-kisser-type-type-typing-gif-4348094406361571449

[peak plank]

Moon's server

[barren hare]

alr then

[peak plank]

it has serveral GM's

higher average rating than this one

[silk horizon]

but does it have anitta

[peak plank]

yes.

[silk horizon]

DAMN IT

[peak plank]

anitta is also in that server lol

[silk horizon]

welp boys im hopping shit

sHIP

[barren hare]

no one snipe

https://play.chess.com/5eKrN

[sharp galleon]

[peak plank]

meh ur high rated

why dont you take it

[barren hare]

nah ill just play bug

[full glen]

damn who sniped

@barren hare who sniped huh

[barren hare]

probably u

[full glen]

also you implied that someone sniped

thats how i knew

the word "nah"

[barren hare]

no you knew cause you sniped :/

[novel moat]

[peak plank]

couldnt waited

[full glen]

and this comfirmed it

[full glen]

NAHHHHHH its just that you already implied it

[barren hare]

what is this guy on?

[full glen]

return to sender

[peak plank]

sent you a challenge.

[full glen]

no no send a link

im a girl btw

[novel moat]

[sharp galleon]

that’s the realest fake thing I have ever seen

If the sentence even makes sense~

[glossy radish]

h

[mystic stream]

for sure

[full glen]

comfirm im girl pls

[grim edge]

im starting to hear voices, i am bobby fischer

[signal summit]

me when i get atleast 1 brilliant every week

[glossy radish]

yeah ur voice is hot

[full glen]

UwU

[icy dune]

No u

[glossy radish]

what

[icy dune]

Treat me like white tees

[glossy radish]

[icy dune]

Don’t get my dirty

Chat is this w rizz

[grim edge]

ohio rizz

[stable mirage]

I’m a furry btw :3

[full glen]

EWWWWWWWWWWW

GET OUT

[stable mirage]

nyaaaaaa

[novel moat]

[covert cosmos]

:3

[full glen]

@glossy radish im better than you

[stable mirage]

:3

[covert cosmos]

3

[glossy radish]

shut

[glossy radish]

smurfing smh

[slender sky]

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[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> xavier3033

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Rapid: 1119 (1166 peak)
Blitz: 734 (871 peak)
Bullet: 749 (790 peak)

[slender sky]

i peaked

[grim edge]

hey V

[glossy radish]

hi marshyyyy

[stable mirage]

[novel moat]

3am

[full glen]

@austere garden

(out of context)

[austere garden]

mods r gonna be on my ass about that joke smh

[upbeat viper]

@full glen don't

[full glen]

ok

still need my kisses

[grim edge]

hi

[shrewd vessel]

hi bast

[upbeat viper]

yo

[upbeat viper]

drop that

[full glen]

ok

[full glen]

im holding 2200+ hostage rn

[novel moat]

We are actually being normal there for once

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 1605 (peak)
Blitz: 1275 (1276 peak)
Bullet: 1293 (peak)

[novel moat]

Also that's not even that bad

[full glen]

ik

[novel moat]

There's definitely worse out there

[full glen]

and bast told me to drop my quest for his kisses

biased smh

[novel moat]

Yeah thats cringe

[vale frost]

Tf is this place

[novel moat]

Bast needs to be biased so he can talk in the 2200+ channel even tho he isnt 2200

[stable mirage]

what is one of my clones doinf

[fickle rampart]

HERE WE GO CHAT

[full glen]

dont care

[upbeat viper]

being nicer than you

if you liked me you would give me chess knowledge

how does the knight move

[fickle rampart]

Comment move la baguette

[stable mirage]

horsey goes in an L

[upbeat viper]

aha

[upbeat viper]

does it ?

[stable mirage]

yes

now hush kitten

[upbeat viper]

so I win

ez

[full glen]

stop spreading misinformation dummy

[stable mirage]

smallest L possible

[upbeat viper]

oh.

[stable mirage]

E

[novel moat]

So it goes diagonally?

[upbeat viper]

I'd say sigma

[full glen]

it goes in W

[stable mirage]

ok 600

[covert cosmos]

500-999

[lunar bough]

Pineapple belongs on pizza

[grim edge]

I couldn't assemble my shoe cabinet 😭. I'm at 80% now but I don't know how to attach some things.

[upbeat viper]

idk just a mod

[covert cosmos]

skill issue

[upbeat viper]

probably

[full glen]

heres a tutorial

[grim edge]

I need a handyman in my life. Okay, back to complaining to my brothers.

Sí, solo soy una princesita indefensa

[stable mirage]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[novel moat]

Excuse me, keep it english please!

[grim edge]

In Italy

[gloomy patio]

e

[novel moat]

That aint 80%

[full glen]

big hole != no progress

[grim edge]

Meanie

[novel moat]

So true

[grim edge]

that's 80%... i just need to attach those folding shelves..but i dont know how

[novel moat]

That's like a painting with only the borders

No 80%

[shrewd vessel]

what are you and bast doing?

[fickle rampart]

DUOLINGO

[shrewd vessel]

well, if it isn't Joe Kempsey

[fickle rampart]

[shrewd vessel]

Joe, I dare u to sell all ur duo stock

[fickle rampart]

It’s impossible to right now cuz the market is closed 😈

[stone sundial]

I hate Duolingo I missed 141 Japanese lessons

[main thunder]

hmmmm

[fickle rampart]

Duolingo will haunt your dreams for the next 141 nights

[stone sundial]

Sorry if I beat u chess will u not haunt me

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 351 (978 peak)
Bullet: 161 (401 peak)

[fickle rampart]

Only if you beat the Nelson bot

[stone sundial]

Bet

What Elo is the bot

[fickle rampart]

1300

[glossy radish]

😝

when did i send that

wtf

[lean gust]

Duolingo having music and shiz is crazy

crazy cool

[stone sundial]

[Event "Vs. Computer"]
[Site "Chess.com"]
[Date "2024-02-24"]
[White "Nelson"]
[Black "Aliraza0521"]
[Result "0-1"]
[WhiteElo "1300"]
[BlackElo "915"]
[TimeControl "-"]
[Termination "Aliraza0521 won by checkmate"]

1. e4 e5 2. Qh5 Nc6 3. c3 Nf6 4. Qe2 d5 5. exd5 Qxd5 6. Nf3 Bg4 7. h3 Bxf3 8.
   gxf3 O-O-O 9. d4 exd4 10. Bf4 Re8 11. Be3 dxe3 12. fxe3 Bc5 13. Kf2 Bxe3+ 14.
   Kg2 Qg5+ 15. Kh2 Bf4# 0-1

Ezzz dub

@fickle rampart now don't haunt me pls

[zealous jacinth]

dang 15 moves

[stone sundial]

I'm alright

[fickle rampart]

Dayum

[stone sundial]

I win nelson with ezzz

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> aliraza0521

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Rapid: 351 (978 peak)
Bullet: 161 (401 peak)

[stone sundial]

Duolingo what's ur profile

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> icei81

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Rapid: 1405 (1437 peak)
Blitz: 2147 (peak)
Bullet: 2002 (2063 peak)

[stable mirage]

😝 fr

[stable mirage]

his name

[stone sundial]

Idk

[stone sundial]

Idk his name

[twin moon]

Alr day 12 is starting

[slate owl]

💔

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> aliraza0521

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<:profile:1016802308278976642> Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas (n1llectr)

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Rapid: 2272 (2286 peak)
Blitz: 2354 (2402 peak)
Bullet: 2405 (2503 peak)

[covert cosmos]

fire in the hole

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> taoist123

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Blitz: 191 (558 peak)
Bullet: 116 (318 peak)

[slate owl]

lmao asshole @severe oxide

[stable mirage]

wha

[grim edge]

i got timed out twice for this and im doing it again

[echo kestrel]

Tbh

[zealous jacinth]

💀

[echo kestrel]

He's about to turn black

[stable mirage]

<@&745328830649991179> spamming

[rocky epoch]

My bio

You right now :

[echo kestrel]

Ayo you just confirmed you were underaged when you started discord

[rocky epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/giga-chad-gigachad-big-gif-21053844

[zealous jacinth]

💀

[rocky epoch]

I didnt

[grim edge]

sigma

[echo kestrel]

HOW DOES THAT GET DELETED

NO WAY

[rocky epoch]

Funny monkey

Ill re do it

Now?

@grim edge man muted

[echo kestrel]

He turned black

[rocky epoch]

Locked out

[rocky epoch]

I have an even older account but not using

yes

[rocky epoch]

But the account was made and then i deleted discord for 2 years or something

It was only cuz my friend wanted me ro use it

Egypt

[rocky epoch]

?

[rocky epoch]

What

[slate owl]

literally me💔

[covert cosmos]

fr

[rocky epoch]

How do you even reach that

[covert cosmos]

grinding rn

[slate owl]

🔥

[half frost]

Gl

[covert cosmos]

got 7

[languid marlin]

https://www.chess.com/play/arena/3235961

pls join

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/ip-grabber-ip-grabber-thanos-gif-21846609

[unique lance]

skids 🥰

[grim edge]

omg oggy I used to watch that all the time when I was a kid :D

[languid marlin]

Me too

[hearty ocean]

1900 LETS GOOOO

https://www.chess.com/game/live/102481201855

[worn ice]

GSNT1 (1906) vs. undercover361 (1953)

Move List

1. c4 c6 2. Nc3 d5 3. cxd5 cxd5 4. d4 Nf6 5. Nf3 Nc6 6. e3 Bg4 7. Be2 e6 8. h3 Bxf3 9. Bxf3 a6 10. O-O Bd6 11. e4 dxe4 12. Nxe4 Nxe4 13. Bxe4 Nxd4 14. Kh1 Nc6 15. Bxc6+ bxc6 16. Qg4 O-O 17. Rb1 Qf6 18. Bd2 Rfd8 19. f4 g6 20. Bc3 Qf5 21. Qh4 Bf8 22. g4 Qe4+ 23. Kh2 Bg7 24. Rbe1 Qc2+ 25. Rf2 Qa4 26. b3 Qa3 27. Bf6 Bxf6 28. Qxf6 Qf8 29. Rfe2 Qg7 30. Qh4 Rd5 31. f5 g5 32. Qg3 exf5 33. Re8+ Qf8 34. Rxf8+ Rxf8 35. gxf5 Rxf5 36. Re2 Rd8 37. Qg4 Rfd5 38. Qc4 c5 39. Qxa6 f5 40. Qc4 Kg7 41. Qc3+ Kg6 42. Re6+ Kh5 43. Qf3+ g4 44. hxg4+ fxg4 45. Qf7+ Kg5 46. Qg7+ Kf4 47. Qh6+ Rg5 48. Rf6+ Ke3 49. Qxg5+ [Ke2] 

[icy dune]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XTSrEBsTHp8 this is so bad

[grim edge]

dead chat

[austere garden]

fr

[glossy radish]

dead

[covert cosmos]

free bobux

[jagged minnow]

Hello

[mystic stream]

Chat

[jaunty kindle]

Typical 400 elo chat

[covert cosmos]

fr

[silk horizon]

best nap ever, now ima ball out on chess

[echo kestrel]

Wow

Bro started discord at like 8 years old

[jagged minnow]

We balling out in this one

[jagged minnow]

I started at 13

[icy dune]

wtf is a jung personality

[fickle rampart]

You passed !

[tawny sonnet]

@digital phoenix 💀

[tawny sonnet]

I need the test also which website?

[fickle ingot]

shoot

wrong server

[fickle ingot]

bro lost to a cheesy trap
thats even worse

[stable mirage]

UwU

[stable mirage]

adopt them

[vale frost]

Adopt them

[peak plank]

cant adopt him with queen odds rip

[stable mirage]

lmao bad

[native laurel]

hi chat , i installed opera

wrong chat

i mean wrong server

[stable mirage]

ok

[full glen]

HOW IS THIS ALLOWED

[jagged minnow]

Hello

[zealous jacinth]

hi

[jagged minnow]

Catastrophic Failure

[jagged minnow]

Lol

[glossy radish]

b

[digital phoenix]

e

[full glen]

e

[restive storm]

Swarm simulator

[silk horizon]

Are you short? Cuz I can't see you down there jeez

[green jungle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1141573309662769214/1183522717824196679/attachment.gif

[full glen]

is this legit

@green jungle oh wait ur that mobile legend guy

[green jungle]

yes

im 9 stars from glory rn, wanna get it tonight

wait let me show u something

[full glen]

😳

[green jungle]

20 kills while team has 33

[full glen]

in mythic?

[green jungle]

mega bruh moment

[green jungle]

mythic honor 40 stars

[full glen]

do you even sleep

[green jungle]

dude i tried os hard man

[green jungle]

?

[full glen]

nothing

[green jungle]

okay

[full glen]

and ofc layla has bronze the problem is ALWAYS layla

[green jungle]

actually the worst player was martis

because layla was getting 3v1 turret dived so theres othing they can do

but martis was doing dumb shit like 1v4 in late game (martis ass late game)

[green jungle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1008520315153961051/1055379005836115978/caption-20.gif

[silk horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/boy-kisser-boykisser-boy-kisser-type-type-typing-gif-4348094406361571449

[glossy radish]

cellen?

[green jungle]

cellen? cellen's not here

[glossy radish]

oh

okay mb

[lean gust]

Why tf do I search “uwu” in gifs and get “wow” gifs

[glossy radish]

oh it’s cirrin

[lean gust]

The censorship is wild

[glossy radish]

same thing smh cellen cirrin

[green jungle]

cellen is an actual other person though

[glossy radish]

yeah ik

[stable mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-my-beloved-gif-3056565435677330496

[green jungle]

yeah

[glossy radish]

i always get you mixed up

[green jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/brick-throw-screaming-cat-me-when-i-get-this-guy-gif-13565205305746332932

[glossy radish]

@sharp galleon u suck

[stable mirage]

wtf

[full glen]

wtf is that furry guy

[silk horizon]

I feel like have this channel is just boykisser

[full glen]

who is him

[green jungle]

boykisser, are you stupid?

[glossy radish]

typical 400 elo chat

[full glen]

i am stupid yes

[silk horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/boy-kisser-gif-11998641183144924991

[jaunty kindle]

Idk who he is but I know he will die soon 🔪

[silk horizon]

Yes

[glossy radish]

literally @full glen

[jaunty kindle]

Typical 400 elo chat

[silk horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-gif-7099278856497118059

[full glen]

no u

[viscid jacinth]

Ok

[lean gust]

https://tenor.com/view/protogen-protogen-kiss-furry-furry-kiss-protogen-boop-gif-22497352

[jaunty kindle]

Ok

[glossy radish]

[silk horizon]

This chat is going down hill so fast LOL

[full glen]

@stable mirage

thats u

[lean gust]

Them and u?

[silk horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/speech-bubble-boykisser-speech-bubble-boykisser-gif-5104128357782994390

[silk horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/speech-bubble-gif-25352052

[digital phoenix]

ew yin player

[jaunty kindle]

Nnnn

[silk horizon]

WORSE PART IS I HAVE THAT AVI IN VRCHAT LOL

[full glen]

irl boykisser detected, sending to hell

[silk horizon]

NOOO

[green jungle]

epic yin gaming

[silk horizon]

IM SORRY I WAS BORN WITH A HOUR GLASS BODY SHAPE AS A MAN

[digital phoenix]

ull never beat me with yin cos i ban yin every game

[full glen]

hes a yu zhong player btw

[glossy radish]

[green jungle]

no im just a yin player who happens to play yu zhong against yins bad matchups

which is a lot of heroes but still

[green jungle]

skill issue

[digital phoenix]

im a yuzhong player

[silk horizon]

are we acustic LOL

[green jungle]

[grim edge]

what game is this

[green jungle]

i have a 76 winrate with him this ssn

[green jungle]

mobile legends

[digital phoenix]

chess

[grim edge]

cool

[digital phoenix]

i got 7 winstreak and retired

[green jungle]

exorcists >

[jaunty kindle]

Japanese game show

[silk horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/furry-speech-bubble-gif-25272617

[green jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/796863732499087370/885771045540352020/image0.gif

[digital phoenix]

please leave this server

[lean gust]

Mobile legends on my naughty list forever for having skins that boost stats

[silk horizon]

no

[digital phoenix]

they dont tho

[silk horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/snowman-mewing-gif-10780355880827492718

[full glen]

bros scared of 8 physical attack

[glossy radish]

WOAH

[green jungle]

the skin boost doesn't apply in ranked

[full glen]

ITS FUCКING 8 PHYSICAL ATTACK

[lean gust]

Wait fr

[green jungle]

yeah

[glossy radish]

i just saw it how tf seven

[green jungle]

you can ask on the mobile legends reddit

[full glen]

reddit user?????

[jaunty kindle]

K ban

[stable mirage]

yes

[jaunty kindle]

@green jungle You are banned now. You cant chat here abymore

[green jungle]

is that actually ur streak

[full glen]

im a smurf remember

[lean gust]

Is it more fun than wild rift? And are there schizo champs like katarina/zed?

[green jungle]

no

[jaunty kindle]

Non't

[green jungle]

I like ML more than WR because

1. faster
2. I played ML when i was a kid so im biased

[lean gust]

Hm ok

[green jungle]

wr is full of sweaty tryhards with egos

[full glen]

im a master yi player

[green jungle]

if u go on the WR subreddit every three posts will have someone dissing ML while the ML community doesnt care

[lean gust]

Hm

[green jungle]

like i actually didnt know u were a smurf

[full glen]

no one even mentions WR in ML reddit lmaoo

[jaunty kindle]

ML Machine Learning

[lean gust]

Idc really I mute everyone as wr setting

[full glen]

YOU THINK IM GRANDMASTER

[green jungle]

yeah

[green jungle]

well why did you connect a grandmaster account then

[glossy radish]

no that’s his collector skin

[full glen]

lost my account

[green jungle]

no im saying exorcists > blood serpent skin

[green jungle]

skal isu

[glossy radish]

smurf

[glossy radish]

they have the same skin

dragon form*

[green jungle]

i dont know what u mean

[glossy radish]

when they become a dragon, it’s the exact same looks

[green jungle]

yeah well that skill has an 80 second cooldown at level 1

[glossy radish]

HOW ID THAT RELEVANT

[full glen]

whats big black and long? ||yu zhong's dragon form||

[green jungle]

im looking at the hot zhong most of the time ykyk

[green jungle]

I love bbd (big black dragon)

anyways i have to go back to work (grinding ranked)

[glossy radish]

i need a cecilion partner

[green jungle]

you need a cecilion to your carmilla?

[glossy radish]

yuh

[green jungle]

i can play ceci (mediocre)

[glossy radish]

[green jungle]

🗿

[full glen]

rizz

[glossy radish]

[green jungle]

sirius whats ur actual rank then?

[glossy radish]

[green jungle]

bro left me on read

bro these dudes just banned estes im done

[full glen]

legend 3, BUT ITS NOT FAIR I ALWAYS GET AN INSANE GOLD LEAD

[green jungle]

push issue

[full glen]

AND THE THE MM GAVE IT AWAY

ok

[green jungle]

skill issue

[cosmic needle]

Hii

[glossy radish]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @cosmic needle, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[green jungle]

gonna play my first dragon game in 2 days

[cosmic needle]

Where are you guys from??

[green jungle]

maybe ill get US ranked yuzhong???

[green jungle]

im from calgary, canada.

[green jungle]

3 thousand worlds, and why do you have an image for that in mobile legends

[glossy radish]

best i can play every lane except exp

[green jungle]

i main exp lol

[cosmic needle]

You guys play mobile legends???

[glossy radish]

OMG DO U

[green jungle]

yuh i need 9 stars for glory rn

[glossy radish]

[cosmic needle]

Yeahh

[full glen]

you actually skill issue its the easiest

[glossy radish]

what

[green jungle]

exp least appreciated role

[static ridge]

i miss u jacob ❤️ why leave

[glossy radish]

wdym

[static ridge]

jacob memorium

[green jungle]

no one appreciates what exp does for the team. gives vision, second initiator, playmaker

[glossy radish]

maybe because most of them suck

[green jungle]

skill issue

[full glen]

DO NOT in UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES feed the enemy exp

if you dont do this then ur good

[green jungle]

exp is most micro honestly

[glossy radish]

wut

[green jungle]

anyways bye im in game now

[glossy radish]

bye good luck

[full glen]

im gonna ping you so you lose

[cosmic needle]

I'm at mythic rank rn

[green jungle]

im on disc on my computer loser

[full glen]

!remind 7mins

ok

[glossy radish]

nerd

[full glen]

what do you main

[glossy radish]

i’m stuck on legend

[cosmic needle]

Haha

[glossy radish]

OMG UR FILIPINO IT SLL MAKES SENSE

[cosmic needle]

16 stars

[static ridge]

wait one sec, if 1. a3 e6?! 2. h3! d6!? 3. e4!! Nf6? I still dont understand how i win as white here

[full glen]

also this is my stat

[glossy radish]

SMURF

[vague olive]

Yo can I rizz up someone

[full glen]

what? this is in mythic immortal

[full glen]

talking about lanes

and heroes

[glossy radish]

[vague olive]

Where would you hide if the FBI were after you? I promise not to tell.

[glossy radish]

in the lake

[full glen]

a secret underground bunker sponsored by elon musk to shelter FBI wanted criminals

[cosmic needle]

I'm a jungler I can also play mid lane

[glossy radish]

what hero

[cosmic needle]

Martis

[vague olive]

DUBSSS

[full glen]

🤢

[glossy radish]

what build

[vague olive]

I have question for everyone

[full glen]

bro legitimately plays martis

[vague olive]

Does it clap?

[glossy radish]

everyone body

[vague olive]

Bro hop off

[glossy radish]

everyone body

[cosmic needle]

Here's my ML ID: 1016987142

Let's play!!

[full glen]

[vague olive]

I’m done

[full glen]

hi done! learn english

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6VsvKPJ4xjVNKpI8VVZ3SV?si=c4537b2d79e74b79

[grim edge]

Time, curious time
Gave me no compasses, gave me no signs
Were there clues I didn't see?
And isn't it just so pretty to think
All along there was some
Invisible string
Tying you to me?

[silk horizon]

crazy

[full glen]

dont care did t ask

[silk horizon]

you

YOU SENT THAT

[nova verge]

Hi chat!

[green jungle]

just died my kda rn is 6 1 5 lol

[slate owl]

le cheater

[silk horizon]

NUHUH

[silk horizon]

LE MINOR

[slate owl]

actual closed account

[cosmic needle]

Anybody wna play mobile legends??

[slate owl]

@full glen he said mobile legends

[silk horizon]

yeah no i knew that my elo was gonna be a problem when i hit 2.2k on chess.com but its ight life is life

now im 2k flat

on all my elos

[slate owl]

ofc you knew its gonna be a problem because you cheated it off

[green jungle]

@glossy radish we won lol

[radiant flame]

his acc banned for fairplay?

how is this guy still in this server

i thought cc server bans all cheaters

[slate owl]

hes on his second chance acc i guess

[radiant flame]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-huh-m4rtin-huh-huh-meme-what-cat-gif-27377993

[slate owl]

its so stupid

[green jungle]

wgats your region

[slate owl]

once cheaters are forever cheaters duh

[radiant flame]

its true, cheaters deserve no redemption!

axe them all

[green jungle]

off to the guillotine

[cosmic needle]

Asia

[green jungle]

nevermind that wont work

im NA

[cosmic needle]

Hahaha

[green jungle]

i dm'd you the discord tho u can ask there

[silk horizon]

i allegedly sandbagged

[green jungle]

wheres this coming from

[green jungle]

reminder

[silk horizon]

but i mean new account is nice now cuz my elo is all flat now (2000) but i get why yall would be mad at me for it.

[silk horizon]

nice

[green jungle]

thanks

[silk horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/giga-chad-gigachad-meme-giga-talk-talkmeme-gif-27266504

[radiant flame]

cheating is lowest form of chess, ofc

it ruins the integrity of the game

[silk horizon]

nuhuh

lol no it does i made a mistake back then now im a changed man lol gotta be a community gamer not a community hater

[viscid jacinth]

Cheating is lowest form of every field

[silk horizon]

yes

[green jungle]

disagree about lowest

[silk horizon]

oh?

[green jungle]

plenty of things u can do that are worse than cheating. for example being bad at cheating

[viscid jacinth]

i mean yeah it would be much worse to shoot people with ak 47 in a chess match than cheating but whatever

[silk horizon]

LOL

[barren hare]

lol

[green jungle]

imagine cheating and only being 1500 bro

[silk horizon]

arab chess matches be like

[barren hare]

so many fake accs on this server tho

[green jungle]

like bro u suck ass

[viscid jacinth]

Was that directed on me or smth

[silk horizon]

DANG

[green jungle]

i know someone irl who cheated at 1500

[peak plank]

Maybe incho

[viscid jacinth]

Wait wot

Incho cheated?

[peak plank]

Incho got banned for cheating

[green jungle]

in the end, though, i didnt really care. because every time we played, he would run out of time. yes this includes increment games

[peak plank]

[viscid jacinth]

Damn Lucy and incho

[barren hare]

who is incho?

[silk horizon]

thats sad

[viscid jacinth]

Best ship ever

[silk horizon]

stop shippin people in chat

[green jungle]

like i said. if ur gonna cheat at least be good at cheating

[nova verge]

poncho

[peak plank]

Fr

[viscid jacinth]

for how long has he been cheating

[barren hare]

i cheated at two games (not chess)

[green jungle]

u only need to be cheating in one game to be banned

[peak plank]

I'd assume recently but idk

[slate owl]

@inchosv2

[green jungle]

monopoly doesnt count

[viscid jacinth]

I mean hell even if I cheated in one game with top 1 move every move mods cant ban me

[barren hare]

lmao no. u heard of sf2?

[viscid jacinth]

Its only one game

[green jungle]

because mods arent staff

[silk horizon]

my boyfriend cheated on me does that count

[peak plank]

Nah you can definitely get banned

[barren hare]

sf2 doesnt care if people cheat. the other one is minecraft :/

[peak plank]

Unless if it's wind

[green jungle]

do u wanna test it out? play a rated game and play the top engine move every time after 7 seconds. Then, i report you. We will see if u get banned.

[viscid jacinth]

I mean there is a chance that a monkey beats magnus carlsen in chess

Just a very low chance

[peak plank]

No

[silk horizon]

i cheated in roblox once

[green jungle]

scum of the earth. blocked reported

[silk horizon]

NOOO

[viscid jacinth]

If monkey accidentally picked pieces and accidentally put them in right place than surely it would happen

[peak plank]

Low enough that it won't happen, and also low enough that the person would be deemed cheating

[green jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/3blocked-messages-blocked-message-blocked-message-1blocked-message-gif-23829571

[viscid jacinth]

Just the probability of that happening will be smaller than size of atom in tons

[silk horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/1blocked-message-discord-meme-troll-brick-wall-gif-23392632

[green jungle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1147376127636164669/1165489470557138964/image0-1-2-2.gif?ex=654709a7&is=653494a7&hm=dc13ea034e871976902f15c25d00063b7fb5a277a91276f261fd6daad8cda2ee&

[peak plank]

Probably much much less

[viscid jacinth]

Atom is hella small bro

[silk horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/shh-mewing-jawline-check-mew-mewing-jawline-gif-1857708269451069621

[green jungle]

infinite monkey theorem moment

[peak plank]

Not infinite though

[green jungle]

it's the same principle

if you repeat something infinite times with random chance X will happen

[silk horizon]

i am the infinite monkey theorem

[viscid jacinth]

Wait I literally forgot about that theory

[silk horizon]

this is the most like civil conversation ever in this chat

[viscid jacinth]

Bro we talking scientifically

[slate owl]

femboy UwU kitties

[green jungle]

fxck you. i hate you

blocked reported. Filtered.

[silk horizon]

didnt ask

[viscid jacinth]

4 dimensions will be fire

[green jungle]

filtered.

[silk horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-care-didnt-ask-cope-_ratio-skill-issue-canceled-gif-24148064

[green jungle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1141573309662769214/1183522717824196679/attachment.gif

[restive storm]

Do you know about the monkey typing hamlet thing
one in 3.4 × 10^183,946 chance or something like that

[silk horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/text-bubble-gif-25667436

[viscid jacinth]

Is this literal or satire

[slate owl]

bro is the typa guy to block someone and open every filtered messages and reply to every single one of them☠️

[viscid jacinth]

wait is this actually real

[silk horizon]

dont call me out like that

[silk horizon]

nerd

[slate owl]

ok cheater

[silk horizon]

ok minor

[restive storm]

Actually, I googled it. 🤓

[silk horizon]

cant drive skill issue

[slate owl]

im gonna say it and get muted

[silk horizon]

do it

[restive storm]

Beuh

[silk horizon]

geys

[stable mirage]

UwU

[viscid jacinth]

Dude I dont even have any abs and I still look good in good lighting

[silk horizon]

wow someone get the mods on em

[restive storm]

What the helllllllooohmygod

[slate owl]

[viscid jacinth]

just cuz skinny

[restive storm]

Mods check the log channel

[slate owl]

iam good boy i didnt say anything

[viscid jacinth]

Dont snitch on bro

[slate owl]

[viscid jacinth]

Man when I help people with bad messages so they dont get timed out they call me out for mini modding

[silk horizon]

ran stop mini modding

[viscid jacinth]

Fork you

[silk horizon]

:3

[viscid jacinth]

UwU

[silk horizon]

OwO

[viscid jacinth]

QwQ

[wicked spindle]

Burgah

[silk horizon]

w<

[slate owl]

:3

[wicked spindle]

what is occuring?

[silk horizon]

average conversations of people above 2000 elo

[wicked spindle]

so everyone above 2000 elo is automatically a femboy?

[slate owl]

he cheated to get to 2000, do not trust him^^^

[silk horizon]

I DIDNT

[silk horizon]

yes

[barren hare]

no. wtf

[wicked spindle]

I'm imagining Femboy Magnus rn cuz of u guys

[silk horizon]

I allegadly SANDBAGGED

[barren hare]

did u sandbag or did u cheat?

[silk horizon]

allegadly sandbag.

[slate owl]

sandbagging shows you

[silk horizon]

[slate owl]

cheating shows you 🚫

[silk horizon]

fair play show that and sandbag is in it

[barren hare]

whats the link to the account?

[slate owl]

duh

[restive storm]

What's the chance of flipping a coin and heads

[silk horizon]

51 percent

[slate owl]

resign

[restive storm]

No

[silk horizon]

head is heavier than tails so its more likely to land on heads

[rocky epoch]

Playing chess shows you

[slate owl]

fr

[full glen]

thank you for telling me this fact

[silk horizon]

play chess makes you neuro divergent confirmed

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/minion-but-despicable-me-pool-swim-gif-16227921

[silk horizon]

I KNEW IT

[full glen]

@wise mortar not you again

the moment i saw the name

[wise mortar]

GYATTTT

[silk horizon]

gay

[wise mortar]

UwU

[silk horizon]

OwO

[shy pike]

:(

[wicked spindle]

Everyone below me who says "OwO" is a straight, family man, full of testosterone, and has hairs on his chest

[wise mortar]

Can relate

[silk horizon]

everyone under me who says OwO is gay and into femboys

[full glen]

big foot

[slate owl]

no

[thin panther]

Wish someone thought that of me

[silk horizon]

OwO

[slate owl]

OwO

[full glen]

OwO

[wise mortar]

I pray to people who reacted to this comment will be gay

[full glen]

not as cringe as asking for a kiss according to mods

[silk horizon]

damn

[shy pike]

can i hav a kiss

[wicked spindle]

Everyone who says OwO above me is, straight, family man, full of testosterone, has 3 kids, and has hairs on his arms

[full glen]

THATS SO CRINGE! UwO

UwU

[wicked spindle]

wtf is uwo

[silk horizon]

everyone above me who said OwO is not straight, hates family, has no testosterone, hates kids, and love hot men

[slate owl]

:3

[wise mortar]

OwO

[full glen]

not me thankfully

[silk horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/clown-laughing-mcdonalds-red-ronaldmcdonald-gif-19244748

[wise mortar]

Everyone who send minion pool gif is a gigachad

[full glen]

face

[peak plank]

Was bored so i ranked some of yalls opening reprtiore from an old tier list template. Some of yall play some strange openings that I ranked lower but made it work.

[thin panther]

ngl this is how I think people who glaze over the word owo are like

[wicked spindle]

Everyone above me is a spartan warrior, trains 12h a day, killed 200 armed casualties, and uhh idk

[peak plank]

this uses old pfps

[shy pike]

what does glaze over mean

[silk horizon]

first person to say OwO is a femboy

[thin panther]

Obsess over

[wicked spindle]

u

[silk horizon]

OwO anyways

[shy pike]

oh