💬〡general-off-topic

[stable mirage]

I see

what’s the new account

[delicate hound]

Who wants so play

[tribal silo]

Checkers?

[severe oxide]

Has my full name as username so wait until i change it 🔥

[grim edge]

Sure.. a cheater wouldn't mind

[stable mirage]

gotcha

[severe oxide]

Yup

[wise mortar]

Cheating shaming

[grim edge]

In general, yes. But again, the action committed doesn't justify anything. Better not to glorify people who admitted their wrongdoings. It's not being heroic.

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/minion-but-despicable-me-pool-swim-gif-16227921

[severe oxide]

Ratio ?

[tribal silo]

If they are banned again its as simple as that

[tribal silo]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-gear-5-luffy-gear-5-luffy-cartoon-gif-2561826101789064430

[wise mortar]

Does cheating on the site automatically banned in this server?

[severe oxide]

Locked out, until you obtain second chance account

[grim edge]

Okay, I will call you now a cheater moving forward. This is with consent from you.

[slate owl]

https://tenor.com/view/furry-hugs-fluffy-uwu-face-furry-furry-meme-gif-25143325

[severe oxide]

Don’t care!

[tribal silo]

https://tenor.com/view/reviewbrah-thereportoftheweek-disappointment-my-disappointment-is-immeasurable-gif-18455302

[wise mortar]

The hell

[stable mirage]

being connected to a banned account locks you out

[wise mortar]

Only locked out? Bro got lucked out

[grim edge]

Thanks for confirming!

[severe oxide]

i was never locked out aha

[wise mortar]

<@&745328830649991179>

[severe oxide]

i got a second chance account lol

[tribal silo]

Pluh

[severe oxide]

i’m not gonna get banned

[wise mortar]

Is this a booster privilege? I demand justice

[slate owl]

[stable mirage]

yeah ask @full glen

[severe oxide]

It’s because i emailed chess.com and got given a second chance …

[wise mortar]

Chess com should be harsher to cheaters

[slate owl]

tbh yah

[severe oxide]

[wise mortar]

Least shameless cheater

[severe oxide]

Way she goes mate

[grim edge]

Oh, that's the site. But not sure about the server, you said one more offense and you're gonna get banned. So let's see

[tribal silo]

Nuh uh a cheater got locked out for cheating and then tried to get me banned or locked out for mentioning buzz buzz

[wise mortar]

Contact the mod for confirmation

[severe oxide]

If u are banned on site you get banned here, if u are unbanned on site (second chance) you get unbanned here

[wise mortar]

U femboy or something?

[tribal silo]

Thats @slate owl

[slate owl]

did someone say femboy

[slate owl]

hi

[tribal silo]

No astolfo. No happy

[tribal silo]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-wtf-reaction-kurrco-gif-23831323

[proven drift]

I'm not glorifying shit "MISS CATWOMAN" i accept that whatever incho did .....was cringe I just said atleast he accepted his mistake unlike some and for context I'm talking about lucy here she created and just never accepts it

[tribal silo]

Incho

[severe oxide]

I ain’t cheat boys chess.com jus hates me fr

[grim edge]

Okay, but again, cheaters' defense or argument doesn't have a bearing.

[proven drift]

I call cap

Who is with me

[tribal silo]

https://tenor.com/view/nope-no-finger-wagging-frowning-little-girl-gif-14608661

[tender chasm]

hi

[severe oxide]

ahaha

[proven drift]

This is like the " ur opinion dosent matter and if u don't agree with me ur wrong "

Get over it dude

[grim edge]

Nope, and we're done here

[severe oxide]

my “defence” is im sorry guys, i’m on a second chance and i’ll do better

what’s the problem with that ahaha

[proven drift]

Basically ur defence is that ur stupid

Meh works

[severe oxide]

🥶

[proven drift]

Alr great

[tribal silo]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-patrick-bateman-edit-gif-16700007389706890765

[wise mortar]

Imagine defending a cheater

[severe oxide]

[severe oxide]

bro cannot read

[proven drift]

https://youtube.com/shorts/f76ddD0qqmQ?si=OmCxE9Ttc_KYk23M

Alr why is this funny

[digital phoenix]

bro cheated and got a second chance before i even found out he cheated

wild

[severe oxide]

My account was closed for a good bit before anyone found out lol

[proven drift]

Plot armour

[plain arrow]

I found out how to get to 100 rated without sandbagging

[digital phoenix]

start 400, lose one game

[plain arrow]

Just spend more time on your moves on purpose

Then lose by timeout.

They can't accuse you of sandbagging because you were just thinking

[digital phoenix]

stalling

[plain arrow]

Stalling is wasting all your time on ONE move tho

[stable mirage]

I played a guy in classical

who basically stalled an extra hour by playing out a dead lost game

(he blundered on like move 10 btw)

[plain arrow]

I'm sorry that you had to experience that

[slate owl]

start touching him

[stable mirage]

and if he wanted to he could have just sat at the board for another hour

but luckily he wasn’t a complete asshole

[plain arrow]

Nah, he probably has things to do irl as well

[keen star]

i was yesterday at the new demon slayer movie

tbh for not really like the anime the film was pretty good

[plain arrow]

I managed to get to 100 in bullet. The question is how am I gonna do it in Rapid next

[stable mirage]

oh right your main got banned right

[plain arrow]

Yeah. Currently on second chance

[keen star]

how can you even get banned on chess.com?

i though the only possibily is swearing so much that they just straight up block you or cheating

[plain arrow]

There's at least 7 ways you can get banned

[keen star]

sandbagging?

[plain arrow]

That's one of them

[raven dock]

where is #general?

[keen star]

#💬〡chess-talk

[plain arrow]

This is general

[keen star]

or this

[raven dock]

oh they changed the name

[plain arrow]

Ye

[frigid zephyr]

Yeah

[keen star]

i don't remember there was ever general

and before i left and rejoined i was active a lot

[raven dock]

it was just general like a week ago

[keen star]

oh then it makes sense i don't know

[plain arrow]

Nah. 3 days ago

[slate owl]

[plain arrow]

Bruh wtf

[keen star]

also it wouldn't make much sense for me to have trusted role when i just joined right?

[frigid zephyr]

So emotional

[keen star]

so passionet

[frigid zephyr]

Fair point

[stable mirage]

aw

[keen star]

I FORGOT I AM NO LONGER 1000 ELO

[frigid zephyr]

Neither i am anymore dw😔

We can psychologically support eachother

[keen star]

I've beaten 3200 bot in bullet idc about me elo 😎

[frigid zephyr]

Sick

[stable mirage]

have you beaten a 1000 elo bot in lichess hyperbullet though

[frigid zephyr]

Neat

[plain arrow]

I've beaten Stockfish and yet I'm stuck at 100 fr fr

[keen star]

hyberbullet is easier then bullet

[stable mirage]

took me 11 tries

[stable mirage]

ok go beat stockfish level 1 in ultrabullet on lichess

[keen star]

nuh uh. i don't fw lichess

https://tenor.com/view/hell-nah-hell-naw-oh-hell-naww-dog-gif-9009732769714372825

[plain arrow]

How tf are we supposed to understand the context if there's no sound?

[severe oxide]

Hell naw!

[keen star]

HELL NAW

[frigid zephyr]

Lichess is just a small treatment for your skill issue you have on cc with the rating difference

[stable mirage]

yikes are bots that actually know how to play with time too scary

[keen star]

nah i just don't like lichess

[severe oxide]

When bro doesnt like free shit

[plain arrow]

He probably paid for chess.com

[stable mirage]

sunk cost fallacy

[keen star]

also i know i can beat 1800 elo in hyperbullet bcs i won't aganist 1800+ elos in tournaments

[nova patrol]

Thoughts on math

[keen star]

hell naw

[keen star]

i like it

[severe oxide]

e=mc^2

[raven dock]

math is great

[raven dock]

💀

[nova patrol]

U like hard meth

[raven dock]

what a name

[plain arrow]

Then he probably stick around on chess.com because he's addicted to the dopamine rush triggered by brillliants

[keen star]

i do not like meth

[nova patrol]

Ok

[keen star]

i like math

[nova patrol]

Im in a dilemma

[stable mirage]

[slate owl]

literally my games

[frigid zephyr]

They are both equally bad for a persons sanity if not handled with care

[stable mirage]

ok nerds guess the eval

[keen star]

i've got like 2 brilliants in my 2 years of playing on chess.com and not in either of those i wasn't really hyped about it. it was just like: neat

[slate owl]

ew chess

[keen star]

that's true

[keen star]

what 💀

[stable mirage]

mb wrong chat

[frigid zephyr]

Fair enough

Based!!

[stable mirage]

this is the #no-chess-channel

[keen star]

ig that makes sense

[keen star]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1079382627133440011/1208542908999794728/togif-3.gif

[frigid zephyr]

Cute

[slate owl]

:3

[frigid zephyr]

Cute

[glossy radish]

h

[keen star]

https://tenor.com/view/petting-aligator-crocodile-gif-25954785

[graceful lintel]

+2?

[graceful lintel]

Smash

[glossy radish]

night night children

[frigid zephyr]

I love how he just lets it happen thats what makes him cute

[keen star]

huh?

[stable mirage]

goodnight child

[keen star]

yeah that is why he is my pfp

[nova patrol]

What grade u in

[stable mirage]

0

[graceful lintel]

[keen star]

high school freshman

[nova patrol]

No shot

[keen star]

but i've helped my friends in senior with maths sometimes

[nova patrol]

I’m vce 11

[keen star]

you're what?

[nova patrol]

How am I smarter then u

[keen star]

wth is vce

[nova patrol]

I’m from Australia

U

@keen star

[keen star]

Czech

[nova patrol]

?

[keen star]

i am from Czechia

[nova patrol]

That’s crazy

Ok

[keen star]

i was crazy once

[nova patrol]

Ok

What subjects

[keen star]

economy is my graduation subject

[nova patrol]

Ohh

I’m doing specialist mathematics and physics

[keen star]

yeah that is why that thing of your got me off my rails

[nova patrol]

What subjects in high school

I’m in high school

[digital phoenix]

im in school high

[keen star]

Economy, Maths, Basics of physics and chemics and overall all science subjects, basics of psychology, my motherlanguage, german, english, PE, and typing with all 10 fingers

[nova patrol]

Nice

Counting is mad hard

[severe oxide]

im taking chemistry, modern history, maths, english, biology

[keen star]

it ain't if you know the formulas

[digital phoenix]

i have the keyboard layout memorised

[keen star]

who doesn't

[severe oxide]

qwerty

[keen star]

i don't even need the subject of typing with all 10 fingers

[digital phoenix]

i can type blindfolded

[keen star]

yeah same

[severe oxide]

it isnt hard

[grim edge]

Do you also cheat in these subjects?

[severe oxide]

i am currently typing with my eyes closed

hello

[keen star]

damn straight to the point

[digital phoenix]

it isnt hard but it sure is unnecessary

[nova patrol]

?

Imagine cheating

[digital phoenix]

boutta pull up with my lidraughts engine

[severe oxide]

yeah fr

[digital phoenix]

these checkers noobs dont know whats coming

[grim edge]

Dammmm cheater at its finest

[keen star]

when you have high iq but no memory its hard to get through any subject

[severe oxide]

Dont you use a voice changer in vcs though????

Thats wild ngl

[grim edge]

Why havent you connected your “second chance account” yet?

[severe oxide]

Cos it has my full name in the username loll

why are u so angry

[nova patrol]

Makes sense though

[digital phoenix]

wait ur new username isnt idc right

im gonna yoink it some day

[severe oxide]

Nah

[severe oxide]

in 3 years go for it

[digital phoenix]

u can do it immediately for cc closed tho i think

[severe oxide]

[digital phoenix]

but i have to close alt open another alt buy premium for allat so

[keen star]

the only subject where i have to never cheat is typing with 10 fingers, maths and english

and german and basics of psychology

[digital phoenix]

rest in pieces

[severe oxide]

play 10 games and use free week

[digital phoenix]

free week doesnt work tho u can get away with it if the staff dont pay attention

[nova patrol]

I will never do a language

[severe oxide]

ah okay

[nova patrol]

Blud they are cursed

[digital phoenix]

spek yingelish

[severe oxide]

speak yiddish

[keen star]

my mother language is extremely annoying to learn + freshman year of high school in my country with our language is practically just history

[nova patrol]

I never did a language

I only thought about doin Latin

[severe oxide]

Czech?

[digital phoenix]

czech mate

[keen star]

if i went to medical school as i wanted i would have to learn that along english german and my mother language

[keen star]

yes. there is quite a lot of czechs here ik

[nova patrol]

Dmn

That’s sad

[digital phoenix]

really ive only seen one other

[keen star]

most czechs that are active have name that is straight up impossible to even think they are czech

and also they are mostly gay

[nova patrol]

Are u?

[severe oxide]

Lmfao

[keen star]

it doesn't really matter but i am bisexual

[severe oxide]

Bro plays both sides and still doesnt pull

[nova patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-gif-25666227

[keen star]

i am in relationship for over a year

[severe oxide]

😠

[keen star]

what?

[severe oxide]

joke

[digital phoenix]

did u pull another bisexual

[frigid zephyr]

Jealousness

[nova patrol]

Another one?

[keen star]

nah she straight as a pencil but i would like to try a guy again

[keen star]

probably or just a joke

[digital phoenix]

well thats something

[tawny sonnet]

Wassup all

[stable mirage]

UwU

[slate owl]

UwU

[plain arrow]

UwU

[stable mirage]

let’s talk in #💬〡trusted-off-topic

[tawny sonnet]

UwU

[keen star]

aight

[solar crest]

yo guys

I just came from school, I had my math exam

[stable mirage]

easy 115%

[tawny sonnet]

How it goes?

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/minion-but-despicable-me-pool-swim-gif-16227921

[solar crest]

it was easy

idk why kids were crying in my class

,maybe it was because the invigilator was too strict

but she was also kind

[tawny sonnet]

I used to help other friends cheat and caught one time 💀

[solar crest]

thats bad

you deserved to be caught at that moment

[digital phoenix]

die

[tawny sonnet]

I didn't cheat i just said answer if someone ask

Is it bad to help people

[solar crest]

in exams, yes

[tawny sonnet]

How heartless you are

[severe oxide]

u gotta help the stupid homies during the exams

[stable mirage]

they can fail for all I care

[severe oxide]

L friend

[solar crest]

Not during exams, I can help them with homework, assignments but at exams No

[stable mirage]

nobody I know is that dumb though

I don’t think anyone could fail a math exam by accident

[tawny sonnet]

Who cares it's just a exam

[severe oxide]

I mean if they dont know a question and u happen to leave it very visible on ur page for a bit is that cheating on ur part

[solar crest]

in my exam hall, a child was talking and laughing but at end when he was late for submitting exam, ma'am snatched the paper and he burst in tears

[stable mirage]

I cover my paper

[solar crest]

ITS OUR LIFE

[severe oxide]

Ah ur one of those nerds

[tawny sonnet]

No they will not fail if ask i just answer not that of a big deal

[solar crest]

IT IS

jesus in exams he cheats

[severe oxide]

No one can see my answer and no one will CHEAT OFF me - 🤓 ☝️

[stable mirage]

deal with it

[solar crest]

I am a nerd

[tawny sonnet]

You care too much about exams lol

[solar crest]

yes its life

[severe oxide]

Like if u help ur friend get some marks why does it matter

[tawny sonnet]

Same thought

[solar crest]

cus thats against rules of school, no cheating

[severe oxide]

Wah wah wah

[stable mirage]

bro if they couldn’t get a 100 without me they don’t deserve it

[solar crest]

homework, I can help, doubts, no problem but NO HELP IN EXAM

[severe oxide]

Selfish

if i prosper everyone prospers

[solar crest]

PLUS I care about myself

no one in school has a kind heart for others except teachers

[stable mirage]

“once a cheater always a cheater” or something

[tawny sonnet]

Ok ok just leave the subject lol i understand what you trying too say

We lead different style of life i guess

[wild kite]

cheating in school exams is underrated

[solar crest]

its banned

[severe oxide]

3 of my friends passed their physics exam last yr cos the one sitting next to me transported the answers along the line, i wont put myself at risk by talking but if they see my answers

[stable mirage]

tf

[grim edge]

The vibe in this channel is off right now. #💬〡trusted-off-topic everyone go chat in this channel it has no slowmode

[wild kite]

who said im getting caught

[stable mirage]

was it at least hard physics

if you guys cheated in baby physics 💀

[severe oxide]

Medium i would say, hard for some people

[solar crest]

CHEATERS

[severe oxide]

i wont hide my answers if someone snaps a look i dont care

[tawny sonnet]

Thanks for clarifying lol

[stable mirage]

what math would be necessary

[severe oxide]

i dont remember it was last year

[stable mirage]

trig? calc? idk what else?

algebra

[solar crest]

I was watching some lectures for fun for my NSEJS prep

[wild kite]

calc is needed for basically everything in physics

[stable mirage]

baby physics doesn’t need it

[wild kite]

unnless you're doing one dimensional which is barely even physics

[stable mirage]

that’s why I’m asking

[tawny sonnet]

Me don't care unless someone distributed me in my paper when I am writing do whatever you want when I am finished

[wild kite]

you also need vectors

[solar crest]

Where there's oil , there's USA

[severe oxide]

f = ma frfr

[solar crest]

you mean vector quantities

[stable mirage]

incredible first grade level algebra

[tawny sonnet]

I remember those stupid stuff lol

[severe oxide]

real!

[solar crest]

THEY'RE NOT STUPID

[tawny sonnet]

Everything looks stupid when you grow up

Like +-

[stable mirage]

ahhhh square roots

[tawny sonnet]

All becomes stupid 💀

Log

Formulas

[stable mirage]

AHHHHHHH LOG

the only thing I never bothered to understand from alg

like I think I get it technically but I would have to think about it

[solar crest]

imma attend some fun lectures

byeeee

[tawny sonnet]

Bye

[stable mirage]

bye bbg

[solar crest]

what's bbg

[stable mirage]

google it

[frigid zephyr]

Baby girl

[solar crest]

but i'm a boy

[frigid zephyr]

Its how the term is made you don't need to be a girl

[solar crest]

plus I am an adolescent child and not a baby

[grim edge]

Wow

[stable mirage]

nice he got locked

[solar crest]

force = mass and acceleration

[grim edge]

??

[frigid zephyr]

You take this whole line way to seriously

[solar crest]

newton's law of motion

[solar crest]

Sirius said I was a baby

[grim edge]

Yeah

[solar crest]

the grammar says the meaning

[grim edge]

finally

[solar crest]

grammar is never wrong

[grim edge]

What

[frigid zephyr]

I see

Not quite wanna enjoy an innocent joke

[grim edge]

Im the best at english thoguh

[solar crest]

what's thoguh

[grim edge]

Npt to brag but i got an 8 in gcse

[grim edge]

you speak the language, it should be easy

[solar crest]

indian?

[grim edge]

Huh

British mate

[stable mirage]

reminder to migrate to #💬〡trusted-off-topic

[gusty wren]

I hope you get better soon.

[grim edge]

you do remind me of Incho

[gusty wren]

Huh

[grim edge]

yeah, you do

[gusty wren]

Uhhhhhh

Oki!

[tawny sonnet]

I sleep with my English and love my English is it good English?

[vale frost]

Im boutta evolve

[warm spindle]

👨‍🦼

[vale frost]

No more sirius shit

[grim edge]

choky choky choky

[proven drift]

Finally

[oak cliff]

hi I'm new can someone coach me

[wild kite]

no vectors is a mathematical concept used in physics.

[viscid jacinth]

Hi

[empty comet]

hello

[oak cliff]

ran pro

[viscid jacinth]

why

[compact mantle]

Tough, you lost

[vale frost]

Wtf is this

[grim edge]

💀

[wise mortar]

React to this comment if you are better than Kramnik

[stable mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/vladimir-kramnik-vladimir-kramnik-is-typing-interesting-cheating-gif-7271389210124433565

[vocal night]

anyone know why i cant stream in the call im in .In this discord

[sharp galleon]

you need trusted role

[vocal night]

o can anyone get that

[solar pilot]

hi i am back again

[solar pilot]

and bye

[vocal night]

@sharp galleon Cool but how do you get the role

[sharp galleon]

dude

The gif literally says /trust

[vocal night]

yea but like where i type it'

[stable mirage]

anywhere

[vocal night]

sorry im sorta bad at discord stuff

[sharp galleon]

[vocal night]

ok

[plain arrow]

According to the Dunning-Kruger effect, at some point, people start getting more confident in themselves. But where the hell are the 2k+ that doesn't call themselves trash? (Cheaters don't count)

[stable mirage]

goofy green line

[stable mirage]

2600ish

[plain arrow]

I think we're entering titled player territory there

[stable mirage]

yeah that’s above the average titled player

average NM at least

[sharp galleon]

I’m rubbish

[stable mirage]

I think people actually start getting strong at like 2.9k ish

[sharp galleon]

There’s like only titled player at that range

[slate owl]

im gay

[stable mirage]

dms

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/minion-but-despicable-me-pool-swim-gif-16227921

[stable mirage]

nsfw idc what doofus said

[glad iron]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAaXzHJhA18

[karmic galleon]

please fill in the form https://forms.gle/VBHox1UA9BQtByLJ7

[stable mirage]

no

[grim edge]

Its hot allow it

[iron barn]

Why take physics if ur just gonna cheat

[wise mortar]

THANK YOU

Bro got black username

Checkmate cheater

[dense forum]

guys

[frosty spruce]

Hey guys I just came to the server.

[stable mirage]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @frosty spruce, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[grim edge]

@ebon willow war..?

[wise mortar]

Welcome papi

[frosty spruce]

And I just did a promotion checkmate lol

[wise mortar]

Nice

[frosty spruce]

To the rook

[wise mortar]

Use /trust

[frosty spruce]

Just did

[frosty spruce]

Oh and thank you

[solar pilot]

i am back again

is @everyone online?

...

[serene cedar]

guys

[solar pilot]

||why are you reading this||

what

no

what race?

...

[serene cedar]

bruh

[twilit river]

bruh

[solar pilot]

bruh

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Percy (howtomakepplragequit)

This is the Chess.com profile of howtomakepplragequit. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Percy (howtomakepplragequit)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1058 (peak)
Blitz: 1000 (1093 peak)
Bullet: 729 (866 peak)

[solar pilot]

...

nothing

[plain arrow]

I'd like to explain the joke, but doing so would get me timed out

[sharp galleon]

A race have multiple meaning

Race as in a competition, and race as in uh

Groups, one can say

We humans are Homo Sapiens, and one of the many races of homos back then

[stable mirage]

UwU

[slate owl]

UwU

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/minion-but-despicable-me-pool-swim-gif-16227921

[tidal turtle]

"many races of homos" 😭 that sounds so diff now

[sharp galleon]

I mean I didn't even say anything wrong 🗿

but yes it sounds different in 2024

[tidal turtle]

ofc u didnt lol

ah yes times have changed

[grave wasp]

About time

[primal fern]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @frosty spruce, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[vale frost]

No bals

[plain arrow]

I already got muted for making a similar joke

I know what's gonna happen

[coral quartz]

Hello tiny people inside my phone

What joke?

[wise mortar]

OwO

[coral quartz]

[grim edge]

har har har

[plain arrow]

2 Nahtzee jokes that you missed, nothing much

[full glen]

5 pings in a day even without talking yall miss me

[plain arrow]

Try doing it every day lol

That's how the real Sirius must've felt

[gusty wren]

hi

[full glen]

wtf get out

[viral epoch]

Ran Rhy is not called the ddlc guy without reason

[full glen]

DONT STEAL MINE

DONT STEAL MY SCREENSHOTS

ITS MINE AND MINE ONLY

[wise mortar]

Its now mine broccoli

[viral epoch]

@plain arrow Your pfp is literally nudity

[low sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/stinky-loser-tiny-kitten-explode-gif-15623895175038521381

[full glen]

@viral epoch shut up water

[viral epoch]

Nom om

I love water

[plain arrow]

How? She's clearly wearing a shirt

[viral epoch]

Gross.

[grim edge]

@upbeat viper hello

[full glen]

bro you ping

[digital phoenix]

i brexit tackled someone and now my leg hurts

[full glen]

well i mean bast might as well give me a kiss

while ur here

[viral epoch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1018143659931213844/1205259949945655336/Screen_Recording_20231113-163326_TikTok_1_1.gif

[slate owl]

female who?

[full glen]

yes yes hes female

i meant she

[viral epoch]

End me @worn ice I don't like this chat

[full glen]

im a girl btw

[slate owl]

you the typa guy to get catfished

[digital phoenix]

sup

im cute girl

[iron barn]

Bold of u to assume its a girl

[nimble niche]

no pfp = girl

[full glen]

i was a no pfp

does that mean im trans

[viral epoch]

Hello cute Lasa

[full glen]

@stable mirage you miss me or smth you pinged me 3/5 times

[plain arrow]

Lasagna is most likely a dude

[full glen]

but anime pfp

[viral epoch]

We know

[digital phoenix]

hi

[viral epoch]

Siwius (bad) is best Sirius

[plain arrow]

We all have anime PFP here lol

[plain arrow]

Agreed

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/minion-but-despicable-me-pool-swim-gif-16227921

[full glen]

a

[wise mortar]

I got minion pool gif pass babyyyy

[grim edge]

🐈

[slate owl]

kitty

[grim edge]

meow

[full glen]

theres another word to refer to a cat

||feline||

[slate owl]

:3

[cobalt sorrel]

||hi guys||

[forest junco]

boooom baby

[stone quiver]

What happened to general

[summer ice]

How do you add the elo role again?

[digital phoenix]

auto when u connect

[summer ice]

Hmm mine doesn't show

[digital phoenix]

ur not connected

[summer ice]

What do u mean by "connect"?

[frigid zephyr]

!connect @summer ice

[worn ice]

Chess.com Bot

Connect Account

Click the button below to connect your Discord account to Chess.com! Connecting your account gives you access to more channels and features in the server.

[summer ice]

Ohhh

[frigid zephyr]

Woops

[summer ice]

thanks

[frigid zephyr]

I guess

[digital phoenix]

truly one of the top epic fails of this server

[frigid zephyr]

Loved to hear that

I am just like that by nature

!welcome @summer ice

[stable jungle]

Hey @summer ice, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[summer ice]

Hi

[frigid zephyr]

Hello

[graceful pecan]

it's quit quiet here

[frigid zephyr]

Correct

[digital phoenix]

its quite quiet quite quit quito

[grim edge]

real

[graceful pecan]

Yap

Whats chat overlord?

[digital phoenix]

my pro role

[grim edge]

sigma

[torpid lintel]

You get it may be after 10000 message or something I don't know

[peak plank]

I woke up to 10 pings across 3 servers what the hell happened

[graceful pecan]

@digital phoenix you got a life?

[grim edge]

Sup

Chat still dead?

[torpid lintel]

Chess talk is more active now.

[digital phoenix]

100k but yes now

[grim edge]

Because they ruined this one

Smh

[cobalt sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/hikaru-hikaru-naka-hands-oh-yes-baby-rubbing-hands-gif-25390470

hello chat

[full glen]

rate my encirclement

[rocky vale]

How the heck did that happen

[full glen]

he was too aggressive

1200 players are just wild dogs

they are savages and they seek blood

[rocky vale]

But how are both hanging simultaneously

[full glen]

what you mean

[rocky vale]

Queen and bishop both hung, how is that possible

[full glen]

its not tho?

[rocky vale]

They are

[full glen]

lines

chess.com says that there are no mistakes

[rocky vale]

HE JUST MOVED ONE OF THEM

Whatchu talking about

[full glen]

dman ur correct@rocky vale

he moved his knight trying to desperado

1200s are bad at desperado apparently because desperados never worked against me even once

[tepid relic]

1200s are bad at most things

[full glen]

just especially extremely bad at desperado

[nimble niche]

free bishop?

[full glen]

you ignored the free queen my guy

oh yeah i traded the knight with bishop

[rocky vale]

You win more taking the bishop

[full glen]

im shit

[full glen]

yes i know im shit thank you

[nimble niche]

why take free bishop when you can trade bishop for knight 🗣️

[rocky vale]

No problem, always again

[rocky vale]

[lunar bough]

Hi I'm new here

I'm also a noob at chess

[primal fern]

!trusted!welcome

[stable jungle]

@lunar bough With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[lunar bough]

I hope everyone is doing well

[nimble niche]

hi new here, im dad!

[full glen]

!welcome @lunar bough

[stable jungle]

Hey @lunar bough, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[full glen]

@primal fern hit them with the normal welcome first bro

[primal fern]

yea i forgot i had it typed in alreeady

[full glen]

muscle memory

[lunar bough]

Lol I appreciate it

[tepid relic]

I'm doing absolutely splendid, wbu?

[full glen]

ANOTHER PREY!

!welcome @tepid relic

[stable jungle]

Hey @tepid relic, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[lunar bough]

Outside of constantly losing to Pascal I'm fine lol.

[nimble niche]

hi doing absolutely splendid, im dad!

[tepid relic]

No🙂

[nimble niche]

no way you just did that to mindset 💀

[full glen]

☹️😟😢

[candid hinge]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@candid hinge With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[full glen]

bro looks 30

[lunar bough]

I'm getting g better, im here to have fun I'm not trying to be a master

[candid hinge]

i am 32

[tepid relic]

Best of luck

[lunar bough]

I'm 31.

[full glen]

@lunar bough what is your rating

in chess

[lunar bough]

I appreciate it, I joined the chess subreddit but left cause I got excited over a draw and someone said I have little to be proud of.

[gleaming jasper]

Am I in the king of the jungle server?

[full glen]

IM THE KING

[lunar bough]

How do I check? I use the chess.com app.

[gleaming jasper]

And I am the jungle

[gleaming jasper]

What do you play rapid or blitz?

[lunar bough]

I have only played a person once, I play against Pascal the bot normally cause I'm not that good.

I'm very open with not being stellar at chess. I just picked this hobby up on a wim about three days ago.

[gleaming jasper]

Ahha so you don't have a rating

Play against other humans to gain rating

[full glen]

scroll down a little bit, its above history. there should be numbers which are your ratings in different time controls.

[gleaming jasper]

You are probably 200 rated now

[lunar bough]

Most likely lol.

I feel really bad because the last few times I tried to play against a person was when I had really bad insomnia and I fell asleep in the middle of both games.

[full glen]

You should try the online matchmaking feature to find other people who are similar in your skill level to play, automatically.

damn i feel old and professional writing that out

[gleaming jasper]

😂😭

[lunar bough]

I do appreciate you guys not making fun of me for sucking up this game

[gleaming jasper]

Well we all suck at this game

[full glen]

i probably suck more dont worry

[gleaming jasper]

Nobody is perfect at chess

It just humbles us all

Except magnus

[full glen]

magnus is the best theres no argument

[gleaming jasper]

Yes he is

[plain arrow]

SF whoops Magzy, and even SF is not perfect

[gleaming jasper]

Who is SF?

[full glen]

stockfish

[gleaming jasper]

Ahh😂

[gleaming jasper]

Alpha 0 is better than SF

I hope they don't make a perfect engine

Chess would be boring if that happens

[lunar bough]

I just learned who he was 2 days ago from watching Gotham.

[gleaming jasper]

HAHAHAHA

Thats how we all started

[lunar bough]

It says I'm 400

[plain arrow]

Endgame Tablebases are essentially perfect engines

they can spot mate in 603 for crying out loud. Stockfish could never

[gleaming jasper]

Idk what this is

[plain arrow]

google it

[full glen]

google en passant

[lunar bough]

I'm confused is stockfish owned by chess.com cause gotham uses it on his videos but lichess has somthing called stockfish too.

[full glen]

im trying so hard not to say "dont care" to this innocent guy in #💬〡chess-talk rn

[lunar bough]

400

[hidden root]

go chess?

[full glen]

what

[hidden root]

i want to play

[full glen]

no

[graceful lintel]

She's def 18 right?(in ur pfp)

[full glen]

he sounds so happy with his brilliant rn im gonna need to say dont care

[full glen]

🤨

[graceful lintel]

I'm bored asf

[full glen]

[graceful lintel]

[full glen]

i go sleep bye stupid man

[graceful lintel]

Bai bai cya

[frozen plume]

Is it normal I play a perfect 40 move game with 2 knight and rook blunders

[cobalt sorrel]

hi again

[frozen plume]

I reviewed the game I have all best moves and 2 blunders,

[cobalt sorrel]

BRUNOOO

[frozen plume]

🥲

[graceful lintel]

AMONG US

[lunar bough]

Hey am I not allow3d to post photos?

[frozen plume]

Perms

Connect and talk a lot

[cobalt sorrel]

AMOGUS SKIBIDI DOP DOP

[grim edge]

real

[cobalt sorrel]

bru the skibidi stuff its [redacted] piece of bull feces tbh

[icy dune]

thought you were better than that incho

[cobalt sorrel]

BROTHER IT WAS POSTED 7 HOURS AGO

7 GODFORSAKEN HOURS AGO

[icy dune]

so?

whats your point

[grim edge]

blud got locked out

[cobalt sorrel]

nothing sir
I admire your patience and dedication.

[grim edge]

imagine cheating after a tilt

[cobalt sorrel]

💀

[icy dune]

fr

[grim edge]

If tilt that bad just break setup or adopt martin

[cobalt sorrel]

they showed no mercy to server boosters too 💀

[icy dune]

once I become titled im testing my theory

yeah I wanna see if I can cheat 300 points

also before that I'll be sniping hikaru in bullet brawl

[cobalt sorrel]

to snitch or not to snitch...that is the question

[icy dune]

I dont think they'll care lol

[cobalt sorrel]

lol

[grim edge]

what is the theory

[icy dune]

will mods ban an account that had premium for over 7 years

[grim edge]

damn

i think they will

[icy dune]

I doubt it

[cobalt sorrel]

surely

[grim edge]

its risky

[icy dune]

yeah but I'll be quitting once I get a title anyways

dont like chess other than bullet lol

[grim edge]

getting a title gonna be boring af

id rather just farm ppl in online blitz and bullet rather than study and try to get a title

[icy dune]

i just wanna say if any mods are watching this is a complete and utter joke

i would never cheat in the beautiful game of chess

and ruin other players experiences

[cobalt sorrel]

chess.com gets a lot of money from ads anyways
so idt subscriptions really matter and they most likely may ban you

[icy dune]

99% of players have ad blockers

[cobalt sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/sure-john-cena-are-you-sure-gif-5783187

[cobalt sorrel]

but the companies still pay em money for ads :)

[icy dune]

idk if ad companies pay based on impressions or not

[cobalt sorrel]

in the past month 5 people cheated against me
and im <500 💀

[icy dune]

cote ep 8 came out cool

[cobalt sorrel]

alr i gotta dip

babaye guys

[icy dune]

cya

lol

[errant raven]

wassup guys

[upbeat viper]

impersonation is against the rules

read them

[grim edge]

I dont impersonate Catwoman

[upbeat viper]

Batman is fiction

[glossy radish]

morning

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Clown McClownface (supremechessfailure)

This is the Chess.com profile of supremechessfailure. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Clown McClownface (supremechessfailure)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2001 (peak)
Blitz: 1806 (peak)
Bullet: 1809 (peak)

[upbeat viper]

evening

[upbeat viper]

cool

[glossy radish]

give me the role

[icy dune]

im batman

[glossy radish]

hi batman

[upbeat viper]

what role

[glossy radish]

<@&1099538628008497223>

[upbeat viper]

did you boost twice

lemme see

[glossy radish]

yes

[gleaming jasper]

Bro did you read any books to reach 2000?

[upbeat viper]

when was that @glossy radish

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> captainadi139

This is the Chess.com profile of captainadi139. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 840 (1045 peak)

[glossy radish]

[gleaming jasper]

Damnn the dedication

How much time did it take you

[glossy radish]

thanks bast

[upbeat viper]

np

[gleaming jasper]

That is pretty good in that short amount of time actually

With analyses of course

Of course

[ebon willow]

@grim edge ignore 🙂

[lunar bough]

Omg I just won a game that I was for sure thought that I was going to lose.

[grim edge]

Ok

[primal fern]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@lunar bough With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[lunar bough]

I can not wait for my week period to be up cause I can show photos then.

[grim edge]

give me the role

[gusty wren]

you need to connect as well

[lunar bough]

I already did that when I joined.

[gusty wren]

due to you being "just joined" and not "connected" i would have to assume you didnt do it correctly

[lunar bough]

Hmm let me try again cause it said I did.

[gusty wren]

possibly

[lunar bough]

I will say my match was with a real person and not a bot.

4 great moves

10 misses

4 blunders

I should not have won at all.

[shrewd vessel]

if u wanna get dominated in chess go to #💬〡chess-talk , this channel is for if u wanna get dominated elsewhere

[lunar bough]

Idk what's going on cause I double checked and it is connected to my Google account that my chess.com account is linked to.

[olive crane]

bro connected to google account 😭

connect to discord blud 💀

[lunar bough]

Why are you making fun if me, there literally is no need to be rude.

[low sinew]

Connect to discord

[olive crane]

i sincerely apologize for my rude behavior and ask for forgiveness if i have offended you with my harsh words.

[low sinew]

You’ll be connected

[lunar bough]

Thank you.

[grim edge]

https://www.chess.com/settings/connected-accounts

[lunar bough]

I connected, idk if chess.com needs to do something on their end.

[shy pike]

yeah they need to be more like a happy blobfish

[primal fern]

nope ur all good

[bright prairie]

wtf

[grim edge]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GG399-TbgAALZVJ?format=jpg&name=medium

[bright prairie]

hi @primal fern pretty chessboard

[bright prairie]

ough

[bright prairie]

thats the right channel for me

[grim edge]

mood

[grim edge]

i saw it and i am convincing myself that whatever doofus wrote is nothing because he wrote a bunch of great stuff on https://discord.com/channels/387637011965804544/1040028251965358121

[wraith quiver]

Such a beautiful orange car

[bright prairie]

we love silly orange cars!

[wraith quiver]

Yes we do

[bright prairie]

also connect ur acount

[wraith quiver]

With my chess.com account?

[bright prairie]

yep use /connect

[wraith quiver]

Am i connected now?

Good, is there any benefit tho?

[bright prairie]

yes

!trusted @wraith quiver

[stable jungle]

@wraith quiver With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[wraith quiver]

Wait am i trusted now or?

[wraith quiver]

Nvm i have to wait a lil more

[bright prairie]

smart discord user

wait 7 days and talk in 4 more different days

[wraith quiver]

Yep, i just saw that

Hell naw

Jk kk

[restive storm]

Get out now

[wraith quiver]

Based

[stable mirage]

I had reasons

[grim edge]

@near bear you just joined the server and you need to connect your account to be able to speak in VCs. reply to this message and type /connect

or click this link and see if it will direct you to your cc settings https://www.chess.com/settings/connected-accounts

[grim edge]

[cedar tangle]

<@&745328830649991179>

[velvet swift]

does anyone want to play a game of chess 1000 elo

[grim edge]

✝️

[rotund glen]

Chill he’s just hangry

[grim edge]

I just got my glasses everyone the nerd outfit is complete

[rotund glen]

Give him a snickers that calms him down

[grim edge]

ur not urself when ur hungry

[grim edge]

Lmao

[stable perch]

i wasn't able to watch the full video

Who deleted that

[graceful lintel]

Chicken

Chat was ded for solid 10 mins

Still ded tho

[grim edge]

sup guys

looking forward to hv fun with ya all!

[flat ledge]

True

[rotund glen]

I got a freaking warning bc it was scary

That was my damn uncle terry don’t do uncle terry like that

He’s a lil quiet but he’s real chill when you get to know him

[stable mirage]

yeah moving it down killed it

we should use #💬〡trusted-off-topic though

[rotund glen]

Yeah I noticed the changes in channels

Mid tbh

[graceful lintel]

oh yea sure

[pulsar pivot]

man i sure love #No access

[stable mirage]

#2200-or-higher

[slate owl]

💔

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

repent my children

https://tenor.com/view/pet-amazing-dog-cat-skateboard-gif-3572683

[stable perch]

https://tenor.com/view/chipi-chapa-chipi-chipi-chipi-chipi-cat-chipi-chipi-dancing-cat-gif-10997735880837555564

[graceful pecan]

[grim edge]

geeyatt

[stable mirage]

:3

[silk horizon]

IMA BACK TO RED TEXT GANG

[peak plank]

[glossy radish]

morning children

[stable mirage]

hi child

[radiant flame]

Run from it

[restive storm]

What did the train conductor say to the kangaroo

[fallen arrow]

At me its night

[stable mirage]

UwU

[grim edge]

sup

[stable mirage]

hi :3

[grim edge]

:3

[grim edge]

He said, "Joey, no pets allowed in here!"

[grim edge]

he said

[shy pike]

:3

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> gambit_genius_mind

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1938 (1942 peak)
Blitz: 2014 (2067 peak)
Bullet: 1915 (2031 peak)

[warm shale]

oop

[stable mirage]

hi stowmy

[remote bramble]

Bruh

[stable mirage]

hello

solve in 1 sec

[shy pike]

you're hot

[warm shale]

EW

RUST?

[shy pike]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/797313593133236224.gif?size=48&name=ferrisBongoHyper&quality=lossless

[stable mirage]

you too

[pine tiger]

hey can anyone please review a game for me??

Check out this #chess game: amaloned vs jatinverma31 - https://www.chess.com/live/game/102456583833

[worn ice]

amaloned (860) vs. jatinverma31 (906)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. Nc3 Nc6 3. Bc4 e5 4. a3 a5 5. Nf3 Nf6 6. Bb5 Bd6 7. Bxc6 bxc6 8. d3 O-O 9. Bg5 h6 10. Bh4 Be7 11. Nxe5 d6 12. Nxc6 Qc7 13. Nxe7+ Qxe7 14. Qh5 Qe6 15. Bxf6 Qxf6 16. Nd5 Qxb2 17. O-O Be6 18. Nc7 Rab8 19. Nxe6 fxe6 20. c4 Qf6 21. d4 cxd4 22. Qxa5 Rb2 23. Qe1 e5 24. f3 Rc2 25. Rc1 Rxc1 26. Qxc1 Ra8 27. Qb2 Qe6 28. Qb7 Rxa3 29. Qb8+ Kh7 30. Rb1 Qxc4 31. Qxd6 d3 32. Qxa3 Qc2 33. Rc1 Qe2 34. h3 d2 35. Qa1 Qe3+ 36. Kh2 dxc1=Q 37. Qxe5 Qcg1+ 38. Kg3 Qg5+ 39. Qxg5 hxg5 40. e5 Qe1+ 41. Kg4 Qh4+ 42. Kf5 Qf4+ 43. Ke6 Qc4+ 44. Kf5 Kh6 45. e6 Qf4# 

[shy pike]

#💬〡chess-talk >:(((((

[restive storm]

"hop on"

[pine tiger]

no one did there

[shy pike]

then you should realise no one wants to

[pine tiger]

or maybe the right person hasn't seen it yet

[shy pike]

no John is just a very unlikeable name

[silk horizon]

Egg

[grim edge]

I will pretend that i didnt see your response

[raw kayak]

hey guys

who wants to play a game?

@grim edge Dahlia are you Moroccan?

[radiant flame]

Qd6+ amateur

[stable mirage]

good job

[radiant flame]

My reward?

[shy pike]

mmmm

[grim edge]

Polish

[shy pike]

cow

[honest drift]

[raw kayak]

guys how do i unmute myself in the voice chat channels?

[stable mirage]

whatever satisfaction you get from solving an easy puzzle idk

[stable mirage]

connect your account

[shy pike]

@grim edge is it true every polish man is a femboy

[radiant flame]

Play a game with me

[stable mirage]

no

[grim edge]

I am not sure. I will ask my nail polish.

[shy pike]

play a game with me

[stable mirage]

nrn

[shy pike]

:(

[restive storm]

Nxh6 gxh6 Qxf6 free pawn

[grim edge]

lol nail polish is gender neutral

[grim edge]

debatable

[stable mirage]

I said find the best move not the second worst

[grim edge]

man what do you have against Polish people 😔

[restive storm]

Rxf7+ Kxf7 Nd6+ wins the exchange

[stable mirage]

[radiant flame]

That’s not a man, but a beautiful women. Look at her pfp

[restive storm]

Qa5 Qxb7 Qxd8+ Ne8 Qe7+ Kg8 Qxg7#

[stable mirage]

sigh

[shy pike]

your right to exist is debatable

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/pet-amazing-dog-cat-skateboard-gif-3572683

me fr

[shy pike]

Meowww

[stable mirage]

meow

[celest hawk]

would you guys rather be immortal or die rn 🔥