💬〡general-off-topic

[pastel phoenix]

Explain why there are 2 Payne

[grim edge]

tf

that ain't me

||?||

[pulsar pivot]

why are there 2 payne

sure buddy

[stuck kestrel]

what?

[pulsar pivot]

thats what they all say

[pastel phoenix]

It is, bro got banned yesterday and then created another account yesterday

[pulsar pivot]

i say just give him the benefit of the doubt

[stuck kestrel]

and ur saying that his alts name is payne too

[grim edge]

accusing me of being someone else is crazy

[pastel phoenix]

Bruh I had proof but he changed his username

[pulsar pivot]

happend to me once

[grim edge]

hi Hikaru alt

[grim edge]

ye that's me

[stuck kestrel]

then whose account did he connect to

[pastel phoenix]

An alt chess account

You don’t know how easy it is

[grim edge]

I love(d) having a bunch of alts

[stuck kestrel]

check how many games he has on the account

[grim edge]

why y'all mfs wanna get me banned

Closed them all, RIP

[sleek oriole]

they are r

[grim edge]

Iam alt but my main is canongogeta

[pastel phoenix]

Bro it’s so easy to get alts

[stuck kestrel]

seems legit

premium member too

[wise mortar]

bro feel betrayed

[pastel phoenix]

Bro

You don’t know that you can disconnect

He probably disconnected his account from main and then switched to alt

[wise mortar]

Bro is on a mission

[pulsar pivot]

bro hired a discord lawyer on fiverr 💀

[stuck kestrel]

bro wants to get him banned asap 💀

[grim edge]

This is some Sherlock Holmes stuff

[pastel phoenix]

And

He changed his username a few minutes ago

[stuck kestrel]

Sherlock holmes if he was a petty kid with no actual purpose to get the guy

[grim edge]

Who’s going to pull off @grim edge ‘s mask like it’s Scooby Doo

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-spongebob-squarepants-wow-mindblown-gif-13169052

[stuck kestrel]

cause the guy said that he was 8 as a joke and got banned

[void fjord]

ᵇᵃⁿ ᵇᵃⁿ ᵇᵃⁿ ᵇᵃⁿ ᵇᵃⁿ

[pastel phoenix]

He was Payne a few minutes ago

[pastel phoenix]

AKA Payne

[wise mortar]

[stuck kestrel]

so why do u want him banned?

[pastel phoenix]

Caught you

[grim edge]

I'm bringing my lawyer

[stuck kestrel]

what did bro do to u

[pastel phoenix]

I said AKA Payne and you replied

[wise mortar]

Hire me

[pastel phoenix]

Bro got tricked

[rigid crater]

[grim edge]

who tf are u

[stuck kestrel]

better call saul

[void fjord]

What’s happening again?

[wise mortar]

He is not the father

[grim edge]

Stop trolling

[wise mortar]

Your lawyer

[pulsar pivot]

mf did you hire @stuck kestrel on fiverr to be ur personal discord lawyer ☠️

[pastel phoenix]

Bro

[grim edge]

nah u are not

[stuck kestrel]

He paid me 200 bobux

[grim edge]

@wise mortar why you change usernames like clothes

[pastel phoenix]

Btw

[wise mortar]

Ok, your majesty he is guilty

[pastel phoenix]

How has your day been?

I have autism btw

[pulsar pivot]

as the judge i rule @grim edge GUILTY and i sentence you to death by mutilation

[wise mortar]

We can tell

[void fjord]

Sweet I probably do too

[analog cobalt]

hello gentlemen

[grim edge]

u can't do shit

[pastel phoenix]

@grim edge what is the square root of 64?

[grim edge]

that's my lawyer

[grim edge]

Mutilation is too kind, sentence him to one year playing Caro Kann

[wise mortar]

Melon

[analog cobalt]

it seems there is some misunderstanding with my client @grim edge

[void fjord]

Pretty good so far how bout you?

[stuck kestrel]

32!! 🙂

[grim edge]

ain't falling for that

[wise mortar]

I will take it

[pastel phoenix]

It’s not

[pulsar pivot]

@grim edge i sentence you to one year of playing the caro kann

[stuck kestrel]

are u stupid

[analog cobalt]

objection

[grim edge]

I love the Caro kann

[pastel phoenix]

The answer is 8 because 8 times 8 is 64

[grim edge]

[stuck kestrel]

Yeah ur actually stupid 💀

[grim edge]

No it’s 32

[pastel phoenix]

Ok google it

[pulsar pivot]

then why tf is @grim edge a new account if he isnt an alt

[pastel phoenix]

And you’ll realise your mistakes

[stuck kestrel]

Google what? that your stupid?

[analog cobalt]

@pastel phoenix i have been told that you've been accusing my client of being someone else

[graceful pecan]

Idl what u on but 2x2x2 = 8

[pastel phoenix]

No

[grim edge]

a new main account

[analog cobalt]

i will have you know such accusion is a crime

[stuck kestrel]

Do you not understand the concept of sarcasm?

[pulsar pivot]

show your server list fast

drop it fast

[stuck kestrel]

You cant be any older than 12 years old

[grim edge]

nah

[pulsar pivot]

there it is

[pastel phoenix]

Exactly, you’re an alt

[pulsar pivot]

he doesnt wanna show his server list

[grim edge]

nah

[graceful pecan]

Sarcasm doesn't consist calling someome stupid lmao

[void fjord]

I just pulled out a calculator 😁

[pulsar pivot]

proves this an alt

[stuck kestrel]

That wasnt the sarcasm part.

[analog cobalt]

sir can you prove it?

[graceful pecan]

[wise mortar]

ORDERRRR ORDERRR

[pastel phoenix]

Why are there 2 Payne

[stuck kestrel]

i said 32 was the square root of 64 and this idiot actually thinks im being serious

[grim edge]

u just have dementia

[void fjord]

Who are you?

[analog cobalt]

thats not my client

[rich crystal]

lol

[stuck kestrel]

and if you dont know context, you dont have to participate in the conversatjon

[rich crystal]

630 pings💀

[wise mortar]

Witness

[graceful pecan]

In defence he prob saw your elo and assumed you really rhought

[pastel phoenix]

It is coz he changed his username

[wise mortar]

Ah hell no

[stuck kestrel]

omg

[rich crystal]

damn

[grim edge]

false accusations

[stuck kestrel]

undeniable proof

[void fjord]

For wha-

[analog cobalt]

sir are you male or female?

[pulsar pivot]

MODS, GET HIM

[wise mortar]

Femboys

[rich crystal]

........

[void fjord]

Nice

[pulsar pivot]

NANANANAN I GOT PROOF

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-shrek-meme-shrek-staring-shrek-smiling-gif-14430015749099037012

[pastel phoenix]

Lol alt detected

[grim edge]

get Payne not me

[pulsar pivot]

YOU AINT DELETING JACK SHT I GOT THE SCREENSHOT

[stuck kestrel]

idiot detected

[pastel phoenix]

There isn’t any record of Payne doing that

[grim edge]

fym alt bruh

[stuck kestrel]

Photoshop

[analog cobalt]

madam thats someone else

[pulsar pivot]

PROOF OF PHOTOSHOP

[grim edge]

he deleted it

[pulsar pivot]

MODS, CRUSH THEIR SULL

[grim edge]

obviously

[stuck kestrel]

You photoshopped,ur proof is useless

[void fjord]

Weird and idiot are too different things

[pulsar pivot]

no i didnt

[pastel phoenix]

Ok when did you create your account

[stuck kestrel]

prove that ur proof is proof

[void fjord]

Soul

[grim edge]

yesterday

[pulsar pivot]

ok then using that logic every single argument that has been made is false cuz u couldve used photoshop

dumbas

[stuck kestrel]

yep

[pastel phoenix]

Yea

[pulsar pivot]

theres no proof for photoshop

[olive crane]

man this is a smart move

[wise mortar]

Lets just do trial by chess

[pastel phoenix]

That’s why @grim edge is an alt

[olive crane]

most people would just take the "free" knight

[pastel phoenix]

And why did Payne leave

[wise mortar]

Trojan horse

[grim edge]

how tf a new account means an alt

[wild kite]

u gonna sac the bishop?

[analog cobalt]

madam stop accusing my client

[olive crane]

it was against a bot so he didnt take it unfortunately

[wise mortar]

Your client is a femboy thats enough evidence

[wild kite]

im not convinced its winning tbh

[pastel phoenix]

You got any proof he is not using an alt?

Maybe use an alt detector

[analog cobalt]

yes i do

[olive crane]

qh5

[pastel phoenix]

And you’ll know

[wild kite]

ou yea it works nvm

[analog cobalt]

thats his only account that i know about

[void fjord]

Red dead chat🤠

[analog cobalt]

the reason its called canonvegito is to match mine canongogeta

you see we have femboy sexual relationship

[wise mortar]

This is case of the century

[wise mortar]

[olive crane]

w a t

[wise mortar]

LMAOOOO

[void fjord]

Wut? Could you add to that for the weaker ears?

[grim edge]

that's bs

[pulsar pivot]

imagine someone joins the server and this the first thing they see

[wise mortar]

This argument ends the case tbf

[wise mortar]

Nice innit

[grim edge]

stfu

[pastel phoenix]

<@&745328830649991179> ban him for racism and also being an alt of a locked out account

[void fjord]

Holy shit ban em

[grim edge]

where is liya

[wise mortar]

Lets all just simmer down

[analog cobalt]

i will let you step on me if you stop accusing my client

[grim edge]

nah I did nothing wrong

[wise mortar]

[pastel phoenix]

No

[grim edge]

do you know where is liya

[analog cobalt]

😔

[pulsar pivot]

your client has the iq of a worm

[wise mortar]

Thats an insult to a worm

[analog cobalt]

my client has perfectly normal iq of femboy

[grim edge]

what tf did I do

[analog cobalt]

he is silly

[wise mortar]

How much?

[grim edge]

nik matkom

[pastel phoenix]

Haha

[stuck kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-arguing-guy-talking-to-wall-talking-brick-wall-gif-18667615

[full glen]

perfectly normal

thats where ur wrong buddy

[analog cobalt]

alr yall lemme cook

[ivory marlin]

Lmao

[analog cobalt]

ban payne

[full glen]

is that bobby

[ivory marlin]

Ye

[wise mortar]

Bro gave up

[full glen]

💀

[wise mortar]

Fobby bischer

[grim edge]

agree

[full glen]

yo mom!

[ivory marlin]

Bro looking silly and chessopathic

[cedar tangle]

<@&745328830649991179>

[full glen]

<@&745328830649991179>

I GET TO PING AGAIN YEAHHHHH

[wise mortar]

He is like me fr fr

[full glen]

that was me

not me now tho

[ivory marlin]

I like this one

[wise mortar]

Wtf

I saw the whole chat

[void fjord]

It’s hard sometimes it’s really hard to think of these people as adults 🤣

[wise mortar]

Both of you are fking weirdo

[ivory marlin]

Garfield😍😍

[wise mortar]

Most of these people are kids what do u expect

[pastel phoenix]

Payne be like:

[full glen]

you think adults have time to be here???

[gusty wren]

he was 8 years old, no?

[pastel phoenix]

Yes

[void fjord]

Or adult pretending to be kids

[grim edge]

he is a predator

[full glen]

oh wait (looks at the entire mod team)

[pastel phoenix]

He is bro

[void fjord]

Yep-

[gusty wren]

what was the proof

[gusty wren]

are you like 30 or smth

[analog cobalt]

alr yall im done here

[gusty wren]

lol

[wise mortar]

8 is wild

[gusty wren]

ur gonna live a bad life if ur on discord at 8

[full glen]

Dear Moderators,

Work a real job and contribute to society please. Thank you.

From Sirius (best) the nitro booster.

(they probably crying rn)

[wise mortar]

Internet*

[full glen]

i dont even know what discord is at 8

[gusty wren]

every child needs to learn how to use the internet

in a correct safe way of course

[grim edge]

where is liya

[gusty wren]

not just shoving an ipad in ur kids face

[wise mortar]

Well i agree

[grim edge]

who the hell was that in the image

https://tenor.com/view/tom-and-jerry-tom-slap-bad-boy-gif-16838445

[wise mortar]

[grim edge]

EW

[wise mortar]

Tf

[grim edge]

who was that

he looked like shit

anyways

[grim edge]

that was payne

[wise mortar]

U then

[grim edge]

no

[wise mortar]

Love u

[grim edge]

hate u

[vague burrow]

LMFAO

[wise mortar]

[twin moon]

Bro wtf is this 💀

https://youtu.be/aWsrQc95dz8?si=uHu_GvqfbyJZk74T

[vague burrow]

mosst obv joke

[wise mortar]

Average general chat user entertainment

[drowsy crest]

celestiall

you killed chat

[wild kite]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/102173167209 review thissss ples

[worn ice]

Qwerty_men (1145) vs. lakshyabutsmurfing (1123)

Move List

1. f4 d5 2. Nf3 f5 3. g3 Nf6 4. Bg2 Nc6 5. d3 e6 6. Bd2 g6 7. O-O Bg7 8. Nc3 O-O 9. Qc1 Bd7 10. e3 Qe7 11. e4 dxe4 12. dxe4 fxe4 13. Ng5 e5 14. Ncxe4 exf4 15. Nxf6+ Bxf6 16. Bxf4 Rac8 17. Bd5+ Kg7 18. Ne4 Bf5 19. Nxf6 Rxf6 20. Bg5 Qc5+ 21. Kh1 Qxd5+ 22. Kg1 Re6 23. Rd1 Qc5+ 24. Kf1 Bh3# 

[wise mortar]

U won

[wild kite]

im used to it :)

[wise mortar]

Gigafemboy reply

[full glen]

femboy

[grim edge]

I am still stuck at 700 puzzle elo after 29000 ||x 10^-3|| attempts

[wild kite]

haw so much maths

[full glen]

i got to 1300

[pulsar pivot]

who tf gives a sht about puzzle elo

[grim edge]

Me

[pulsar pivot]

bro play games, puzzle elo dont mean anything

[wise mortar]

No way

[full glen]

how to improve in blitz

[wise mortar]

Induce caffeine

[pulsar pivot]

arent you like 2800 in blitz

it should be the other way around

[wise mortar]

I hate chess tbf

[full glen]

a

[full glen]

wrong person

!welcome @pulsar pivot

[stable jungle]

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[pulsar pivot]

whats ur user

werent you 2k

/welcome @full glen

[wise mortar]

Wrong sirius

[full glen]

i do not share my elo with an unverified person

[visual garnet]

One game from 1600

[full glen]

what if you hack me????

[pulsar pivot]

oh shit theres 2 sirius

[wise mortar]

5

[visual garnet]

His username on chesscom is joemama (I am not trolling)

[full glen]

bro discovers the siriusverse

[pulsar pivot]

im keeping my account anonymous

[wise mortar]

Or more, depends on the topic

[pulsar pivot]

theres also a holy roman empire verse

[tulip pulsar]

anyone wanna play a game 10+0

[full glen]

do you want me to list all holy roman prince and free cities by memory?

[tulip pulsar]

anyone wanna play a game 10+0

[wise mortar]

1100-1199 gang

[tulip pulsar]

ye why

[wise mortar]

Me too

[full glen]

bro left

[solar pilot]

hi, i am back

[full glen]

hes scared

[pulsar pivot]

who me

[tulip pulsar]

wanna play a game

[full glen]

hello back

[solar pilot]

hi

[full glen]

yes u

[tulip pulsar]

@wise mortar wanna play a game

[pulsar pivot]

sure

[wise mortar]

I dont like like arranged match, im neevous

Hamburg

Cologne

[tulip pulsar]

why are you nervoud

nervous*

[pulsar pivot]

bro how many fcking siriuses are there

[wise mortar]

Idk why

[pulsar pivot]

the only sirius i knew was the 2k one

[tulip pulsar]

can we play tho?

@wise mortar

[solar pilot]

play wat

[wise mortar]

Not now

[tulip pulsar]

a game of chess

[tulip pulsar]

alright its fine

[solar pilot]

ok

[tulip pulsar]

you wanna play?

@solar pilot

[solar pilot]

yea

[solar pilot]

yes

[tulip pulsar]

join chess streaming 1

bro @solar pilot talk

@solar pilot

[wise mortar]

Chill

[solar pilot]

hi

[wise mortar]

Simmer down

[tulip pulsar]

can you talk?

[solar pilot]

i am chat

[wise mortar]

[solar pilot]

i cant talk

[tulip pulsar]

dm's

bruh leave then

[wise mortar]

[jaunty kindle]

Typical 400 elo chat

[solar pilot]

i dont know english yet

sorry

[mystic stream]

Whats ur instagram

[safe jackal]

hi guys

[solar pilot]

hi

[safe jackal]

hi

[drowsy crest]

you aint hitting lil bro

[tulip pulsar]

HOW ARE YOU SPEAKING ENGLISH

BRUH

[safe jackal]

no comprehendo?

[full glen]

ok all of that thing that ever existed (that i remember):

aachen frankfurt austria styria brandenburg munich tyrol ulm bohemia Palatinate bavaria three league Swiss confederacy milan genoa modena bologna hamburg holstein flanders holland Alsace pomerania lorraine parma Strasbourg wallonia Thuringia saxony Wurttemberg baden frisia Riga

[safe jackal]

mustache

[jaunty kindle]

Give me your only for fans then

[wise mortar]

UwU

[jaunty kindle]

[pulsar pivot]

you got that from my banner lil bro

[safe jackal]

lul

[full glen]

nah

[safe jackal]

how old were all yall when u got into chess

[pulsar pivot]

4

[safe jackal]

me, 6 yrs

[full glen]

i cant even zoom

[wise mortar]

Real eu4 players know HRE cities

[jaunty kindle]

1

[pulsar pivot]

if it was from memory tho huge props and respects

[full glen]

yes i play eu4 thats how i knew

[safe jackal]

ah yea no i understand

[tulip pulsar]

anyone wanna play a game?

[safe jackal]

ok

[full glen]

i play eu4, if you look closely, i included ulm (which is a meme)

[wise mortar]

Why not play random guy

[tulip pulsar]

join chess streaming 1

[fallow stone]

saying "ez get rekt" after a hard endgame is the best feeling ever lmao

[safe jackal]

my mic dont work

[tulip pulsar]

idk

[safe jackal]

no point to go to vc

[wise mortar]

If they chat shit first yes, but if not, no

[tulip pulsar]

bruh

[jaunty kindle]

Ez get rekt typical 400 elo

[tulip pulsar]

dm me

[full glen]

i say it no matter what ez get rekt

[safe jackal]

aight

[fallow stone]

same lmao

[full glen]

!welcome @fallow stone

[stable jungle]

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[pulsar pivot]

main ones are austria, bohemia, saxony, koln, trier, palatinate, mainz and brandenburg

[jaunty kindle]

!welcome @paper spire

[stable jungle]

Hey @paper spire, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[hollow spire]

@fading roost

[pulsar pivot]

im not even gonna bother naming the secondary ones

[jaunty kindle]

[wise mortar]

ULM

[full glen]

i was trying to remember mainz lol

i forgor

[wise mortar]

Milano

[full glen]

koln and trier is irrelevant

[fallow stone]

bro, I was here since 2021 lol

[hollow spire]

You all are massive big female

[wise mortar]

Thanks

[full glen]

!welcome @hollow spire

[stable jungle]

Hey @hollow spire, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[jaunty kindle]

Lol

[hollow spire]

Imma bat all of your azzes

[wise mortar]

Cool

[full glen]

calling us fat?

[hollow spire]

Let's. Go

[jaunty kindle]

Just waited until I come into you

[hollow spire]

Yeah what u gonna do

[fallow stone]

Nah

[full glen]

ill whip my dick out

[hollow spire]

You wanna go?

[pulsar pivot]

no one here is a female lil bro

[wise mortar]

Lets step outside

[hollow spire]

You got dick holes in more then. One part if your body

[wise mortar]

I am

[jaunty kindle]

Not even Dahlia

[pulsar pivot]

enough discord for today

[hollow spire]

U r gay

[wise mortar]

Who is dahlia, liya?

[mystic stream]

Not

[hollow spire]

Stuf

[wise mortar]

For u

[jaunty kindle]

Some weird 40yo man

[wise mortar]

Huh?

[hollow spire]

Little. S

[full glen]

i agree

[mystic stream]

Yeah

[hollow spire]

@polar oxide

Shut yo mouth sirius

[jaunty kindle]

[hollow spire]

You look like a waffle toothed gorilla patty

[wise mortar]

Thanks

[hollow spire]

A. Chocolate fieces little weeber

[wise mortar]

Love it

[pure badge]

[hollow spire]

Little minecraft hardcore range wiitter

[wise mortar]

I am

[hollow spire]

Imagine

[wise mortar]

Already

[hollow spire]

I'mma beat the ender dragon ibx5 nibutes

[wise mortar]

Imma help u

[jaunty kindle]

imagine mass pinging the mod role 😉

[full glen]

imagination

life is ur creation!

[jaunty kindle]

[wise mortar]

Is that maroon 5 song

[hollow spire]

Stupid ass botch

[full glen]

say bitch

[wise mortar]

Bitch

[full glen]

bros scared

shur up clown

[wise mortar]

Bro need permission from his mama to curse

[hollow spire]

Oh I can knock yo he's of yo chess

[jaunty kindle]

Looks like someone got mad after losing to typical 400 elo so much

[hollow spire]

Better watch the French out

[wise mortar]

Oui

[hollow spire]

Il beat yo azz. So hard you'll be in the vet

[full glen]

the f word is banned :(

[wise mortar]

Frick

[jaunty kindle]

In the vet?

[hollow spire]

Nega

[full glen]

i love bricks

[wise mortar]

Ssed and reported

Get rinqed bozo

[full glen]

reportable

[jaunty kindle]

Ni

[full glen]

should i ping

[hollow spire]

W rizz get the freakxiut

[full glen]

NO DONT

[hollow spire]

Imagine trying to ban me from the server

[jaunty kindle]

I have the n word pass. You cant do anything

[wise mortar]

Lemme guess your dad own chesscom?

[full glen]

you play fortnite

[jaunty kindle]

K ban

[hollow spire]

Shotlotbyo botch ass up black kid

[jaunty kindle]

Lmao

[hollow spire]

Shut your bitch ass up

[low sinew]

Bruh be nice 💀💀

[jaunty kindle]

K banned now

[hollow spire]

You ain't getting off umty

[wise mortar]

[hollow spire]

Yo hea off yo chest

@mellow plover

@clear sequoia

[full glen]

this guy is actually bannable under rule 1

[grim edge]

look whos going a bit crazy today

[full glen]

ok yep

[hollow spire]

@fresh wind

[wise mortar]

<@&745328830649991179>

[jaunty kindle]

[full glen]

NONI WANTED TO PONG

I WANTED TO PING

[jaunty kindle]

@hollow spire countdown from 5 until ban

[full glen]

ur mom

[jaunty kindle]

[full glen]

bros crazy

[hollow spire]

5 hours

[low sinew]

Chill 💀💀

[grim edge]

LLLLLL

[wise mortar]

Bro forgot to take his medicine

[full glen]

bro became black named

[jaunty kindle]

Seconds*

[jaunty kindle]

He became black

[full glen]

@hollow spire

[grim edge]

skul

[wise mortar]

VICTORY TO US

[full glen]

ur mom!

[low sinew]

Yooo trusted

[wise mortar]

HUZZAHH

[full glen]

he was spamming middle finger at me and i didnt even need to lift a finger

[low sinew]

Blud got the L

[merry tree]

Yo

[wise mortar]

Average chess player temper

[full glen]

so i won a fight without lifting a finger technically

[weak cairn]

nah he destroyed you

[full glen]

i won

[weak cairn]

nope. he won

[full glen]

it just looked like he won

[weak cairn]

you got saved by the mods not the same

[low sinew]

In the end he’s locked, how did he win with just cursing and pulling middle fingers 💀

[full glen]

i knew that, its included in my calculations

[weak cairn]

don't play with supremebeast873

[jaunty kindle]

Guys it was me. I locked him out

[full glen]

"bro he literally fell down the volcano, you actually lost" BITCH I TOLD HIM NOT TO RUN TF AM I SPOSED TO DO

won without lifting a finger gg

[weak cairn]

that was the worst example ever

[jaunty kindle]

He aint serious

[full glen]

its perfect

[weak cairn]

its not

[full glen]

perfect

[weak cairn]

completely different from someone interfering and saving you

if he fell down a volcano its obviously his fault

[full glen]

if i fight back then i will get warned

[jaunty kindle]

I stabbed him

[full glen]

its like falling down trying to tackle

[flint fox]

I AM NOT CRAZY! I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it. He – he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him! You-

[weak cairn]

please don't do that

[jaunty kindle]

Its 2 late

[jaunty kindle]

Furry

[weak cairn]

typical 400 elo move

[jaunty kindle]

[flint fox]

401

[full glen]

ok i think i know the perfect example

[jaunty kindle]

399

[flint fox]

³3

[viral epoch]

Lol not at all

[jaunty kindle]

28

[flint fox]

he forgor

[jaunty kindle]

26

[flint fox]

how is that 26

[jaunty kindle]

26.5

[flint fox]

that wasn't even an exponent

[jaunty kindle]

Who cares

[weak cairn]

26.9?

[full glen]

ur mom

[jaunty kindle]

[flint fox]

CORRECT!!1!

[full glen]

this is so easy

[jaunty kindle]

Your grandma

[jagged minnow]

Heyo

[jaunty kindle]

[full glen]

she died

[jagged minnow]

I am sorry 😔

[jaunty kindle]

Oof

[full glen]

oh wait no i have one more

[modest swan]

While I was doing school homework

[jagged minnow]

I am happy 😁

[full glen]

MAGNUS!!!

MAGNUSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡!!!!

[flint fox]

blud used the totem of undying 😭🙏

[cedar tangle]

<@&745328830649991179>

[viral epoch]

3^3^3

[jaunty kindle]

K ban

[flint fox]

WTF

oh ok nvm

[jaunty kindle]

Bruh

[full glen]

I WANTE DNTO PING

STP

!welcome @cedar tangle

[stable jungle]

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[flint fox]

!!1!

[cedar tangle]

[jaunty kindle]

How do you wanna solve 3^27

[flint fox]

who tf even wants to solve 3²⁷

[full glen]

calculators

[jaunty kindle]

Your mom

[full glen]

ur mom!

[viral epoch]

Calculator

[full glen]

stop stealing my answers

[cedar tangle]

<@&745328830649991179>

[flint fox]

this tbh

[full glen]

<@&745328830649991179>

[full glen]

YOU FU

[jaunty kindle]

I dont believe the whole number fits into the google calculator

[flint fox]

<@&745328830649991179>

[full glen]

STOP

[mystic stream]

Ur dad

[flint fox]

They use scientific notation

[full glen]

i have been countered gg

[jaunty kindle]

Yeah I know

[flint fox]

7.6255975e+12 btw

[viral epoch]

Now type it out

[full glen]

7.62559748e12

STOP BEING FASTER

[viral epoch]

Dummy

[full glen]

STOP

[jaunty kindle]

7.63^12

[full glen]

roughly 762559748000000000000

[pastel phoenix]

Bro don’t randomly ping them

[full glen]

or roughly 762,559,748,000,000,000,000

[jaunty kindle]

Isnt it exponent 12 but not 12 "0"

[full glen]

ur mom its not

random at all

[pastel phoenix]

Oh

[full glen]

762 sextillion

i think its quintillion but

sextilion is better

[jaunty kindle]

Lets have

[full glen]

im a minor

[jaunty kindle]

Me too

[full glen]

.

[jaunty kindle]

Hes clearly a p

[solar pilot]

38930901045

[flint fox]

fr

[full glen]

check if its sextillion or quintillion

[flint fox]

ok

[upbeat viper]

why ping again ?

[solar pilot]

i am not sure the awser

[full glen]

i said check

[flint fox]

bastman!!1!

[full glen]

while ur here give me a kiss

[wise mortar]

Wtf

[solar pilot]

ok

[full glen]

bro hes ghosting me

there aint no way

[solar pilot]

done

[full glen]

sextilion or quintillion stupid

[solar pilot]

idk

🙂

[round obsidian]

get mogged.

[weak cairn]

no

[flint fox]

yes

[weak cairn]

nope

[full glen]

i still cant believe bast isnt giving me a kiss

[solar pilot]

maybe

[full glen]

i am sad

[flint fox]

man idk

[flint fox]

BLUD IS THE

[solar pilot]

...

[weak cairn]

no virtual kiss 😭 😭 😭

[full glen]

no blunder master role no kisses

[solar pilot]

bruhhhhhhh

[graceful pecan]

why people chatting about numbers

[solar pilot]

idk

[full glen]

we talking about kisses tf you mean

[graceful pecan]

?

big numbers

[full glen]

thats like 10 mins ago

[void fjord]

The ruler kissing postulate

[full glen]

btw can u check

[solar pilot]

i anwser him

but idk

[graceful pecan]

i played a chess game and now i am back asking why you where talking 'bout it /;)

[full glen]

can u check

[solar pilot]

check it

[graceful pecan]

idk

[solar pilot]

quack

[full glen]

beo

gogole

[vague burrow]

☕

[full glen]

ok and

[solar pilot]

what

[craggy saffron]

Is this really an inaccuracy?

[full glen]

bc4 put more pressur overall

[tight lily]

surely upon the day i die

[full glen]

ba4 is more passive

[craggy saffron]

but the main goal of me is to get center control

Rook e1

[full glen]

bc4 does that doesnt it

[craggy saffron]

Take knight afterwards

[solar pilot]

siu

[full glen]

yeah but why ba1

[vague burrow]

silence 1200

[graceful pecan]

if ur plan is to go re1 and bf1 that's not something you should be playing

but not half that descent if you know it well ig

[drowsy crest]

celestial senpai_uwu

[vague burrow]

u still didnt got nitro

[craggy saffron]

But bishop on B3 is still strong

[full glen]

finally someone called me a 1200 instead of 1000

[drowsy crest]

no Cry

[full glen]

you dont have this amongus sticker

[drowsy crest]

so I built my own discord feature chad

( i didnt i stole it)

[full glen]

you mean steal

[solar pilot]

||quack||

[vague burrow]

wait he left 💀

[drowsy crest]

thats what she said

[craggy saffron]

Crying in 770 elo

[drowsy crest]

got banned 💀

[solar pilot]

click on it

[full glen]

@vague burrow help me

look at reply

help me

[drowsy crest]

wait he didnt

[vague burrow]

why

[drowsy crest]

he just leaves comes back and messages then leaves again

[vague burrow]

gimme ur acc

[solar pilot]

||hi||

[drowsy crest]

what f*ckery is this

[drowsy crest]

take mine

(I am kidding mods)

[vague burrow]

aint u like 2300 😭

[full glen]

@vague burrow

:(

[solar pilot]

i will show my ip address ||Its a joke||

[vague burrow]

play better

[drowsy crest]

nooo....

[full glen]

dammit i actually have to use skill and hardwork

[vague burrow]

how to kidnap kids

||why u opening this lil bro||

[solar pilot]

bruh

[vague burrow]

Wait no it sounds weird

[drowsy crest]

because you know how to kidnap kids??

[vague burrow]

[drowsy crest]

I am the proof of your success

[plain arrow]

Nah, she's just asking how to do it

[drowsy crest]

HE is good at kidnapping kids

[solar pilot]

a b c ||d||

[full glen]

huh

[grim edge]

skul

[wild kite]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/102177343929 watch me get rekt

[drowsy crest]

no

[vague burrow]

AYO

[drowsy crest]

blud reacted 3 times 💀

name your kittens Squirtle_Gun

[solar pilot]

[weak cairn]

for why

[grim edge]

mrrp meow

[weak cairn]

why do they even have your default browser as microsoft edge. literally nobody uses that shit

[gusty wren]

hey chat

[drowsy crest]

sup ough

[drowsy crest]

understandable

[solar pilot]

8x8 chess

[pure badge]

Any chess blogger here?

[grim edge]

stop spamming that

[cobalt sorrel]

hi guys

[olive crane]

wdym i always edge

edging is default for me

[gusty wren]

i do that except it’s with real people

[gusty wren]

true

[rapid dagger]

Mods gave me a special username 😭

[olive crane]

because you're special

[plain arrow]

Checkers, anyone?

[elfin crag]

the board's too big

[plain arrow]

that's the perfect size for a checker board, wdym?

[elfin crag]

i usually play with 8x8, that's why it's wierd for me

[graceful locust]

i wonder how magnus made the reverse polarity gambit and skewer gambit

[olive crane]

8x8 checkers

[elfin crag]

yep

[plain arrow]

that one's already solved

10 x 10 checkers is still fun

[elfin crag]

nah i'll pass

[olive crane]

theres a 3x3 too

but thats solved as well

[warm hedge]

2079 want to get to 2100 but scared to lose rating

this is so sad

[olive crane]

if you is scared to reach 2100 that jus means you aint at that lvl yet

play unrated fr and get confidence

[weak cairn]

HUH

[jagged minnow]

Edging destroyes dopamine levels

[raven dock]

i dont use edge, but i would say that it is pretty great

[weak cairn]

nobody uses it

[chrome gyro]

I made a puzzle who wanna try that

[weak cairn]

me

[wild kite]

guess the elo of both players

[chrome gyro]

100

[weak cairn]

1000

[chrome gyro]

.

Dm me

[weak cairn]

what

[chrome gyro]

For puzzle

[fervent comet]

e4

[wild kite]

1000 vs 2200

[pastel phoenix]

1000

[wild kite]

..

[fervent comet]

real

[pastel phoenix]

You were white?

[wild kite]

yes

[fervent comet]

very fair match

[wild kite]

it was a drawhttps://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/102177940431?tab=review

[worn ice]

lakshya1202 (984) vs. countingblunders (2108)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 d6 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nxd4 Nf6 5. Nc3 a6 6. Be3 e5 7. Nf3 Be7 8. Bc4 O-O 9. O-O b5 10. Bb3 Bb7 11. Nd2 d5 12. exd5 Nxd5 13. Nxd5 Bxd5 14. Bxd5 Qxd5 15. Nf3 Qe6 16. Re1 Nc6 17. Bf4 Bf6 18. Bg3 Rad8 19. Qe2 Rfe8 20. Rad1 Qf5 21. h3 e4 22. Nd2 e3 23. fxe3 Bxb2 24. Rf1 Qc5 25. Rf3 f6 26. Rdf1 Ne5 27. Rf5 Rd5 28. Nb3 Qc4 29. Qxc4 bxc4 30. Nd4 Bxd4 31. exd4 Rxd4 32. Bxe5 Rxe5 33. Rxe5 fxe5 34. Re1 Rd2 35. Rxe5 Rxc2 36. Ra5 Rc1+ 37. Kf2 Rc2+ 38. Ke1 Rxg2 39. Rxa6 Rh2 40. Ra4 Rxh3 41. Rxc4 Rh2 42. a4 Ra2 43. Kd1 g5 44. Kc1 Kg7 45. Kb1 Rf2 46. Rc2 Rf4 47. Ra2 Rf7 48. a5 Ra7 49. a6 Kg6 50. Kc2 h5 51. Ra4 g4 52. Kd2 Kg5 53. Ke1 h4 54. Kf2 Rf7+ 55. Kg2 Ra7 56. Ra5+ Kf6 57. Ra4 Kg5 58. Ra5+ Kh6 59. Ra4 

[wild kite]

we will pretend that he didnt whoop myt ass in the first 2 games

[pastel phoenix]

Then what is this

[fervent comet]

lol

[fervent comet]

very fair as i said

[fervent comet]

real

[pastel phoenix]

Against a real GM💀

It’s rated💀

[fervent comet]

yea i would be really exited but really scared too

[fervent comet]

imagine if the gm lose the elo loss would be crazy

if it works like that idk tho

[pastel phoenix]

Guess how much elo he won

[fervent comet]

1

[pastel phoenix]

No

[fervent comet]

how much

[pastel phoenix]

0💀

[fervent comet]

lol

[craggy saffron]

Why are there some people without a brain in low elo and some people who do 3 brilliant moves in one game

[fervent comet]

poor guy

[fervent comet]

my glory 900 elo days

brilliant move every day

almost

[pastel phoenix]

Why

[craggy saffron]

I got 1 blunder and have 1 rook left against 2 rooks and 2 knights

[fervent comet]

you lose a pawn ig

[pastel phoenix]

Yea

[craggy saffron]

Ye 1 pawn is lost for sure

[fervent comet]

lol

[craggy saffron]

the pawns are vital with no rooks and just 1 knight/bishop

[fervent comet]

true

[craggy saffron]

😂 what the

[fervent comet]

no way that was not a mouse slip

[fervent comet]

wow

[fervent comet]

400 elo makes sense

[craggy saffron]

Going to check stockfish for this guys accuracy

Just made no sense how he played

[craggy saffron]

You got a few messages

[fervent comet]

that happens to my stupid self too

casually blunder a queen sometimes

[craggy saffron]

94% accuracy...

[fervent comet]

wow

[pastel phoenix]

Lol

I’ve done 100 accuracy before

[craggy saffron]

I kind of don't believe that at 700-800

[pastel phoenix]

How many moves?

[graceful locust]

i also did 101% accuracy tho

[craggy saffron]

25 than i quit

[pastel phoenix]

Lol

[craggy saffron]

Was lost anyway

[pastel phoenix]

I once had a 11 move game with 95 accuracy

1 brilliant 3 greats

[craggy saffron]

I still had 80% aswell

Which is usually more than enough to win at this elo

[pastel phoenix]

No

Battle me

[tight lily]

my first w against an IM that wasnt bullet......

[sacred shale]

Hi

[pastel phoenix]

Hi

[tight lily]

he was kinda 71 years old but you know

[pastel phoenix]

Bro what is this

[sacred shale]

Wth

[pastel phoenix]

Look at the amount of greats

[sacred shale]

How you thought that

[peak plank]

/

[sacred shale]

Kinda sus

[pastel phoenix]

Why

It was fried liver attack

[sacred shale]

I never saw brilliant move at 6 th move just after opening

[pastel phoenix]

Look at accuracy by white

[sacred shale]

I did not know about that opening

Can you please message me that game link

[peak plank]

yeah its a fake brilliant, just some BS

[pastel phoenix]

How so

It’s winning a pawn

[sacred shale]

Send me game link

[peak plank]

that black didnt play Na5

[sacred shale]

Via direct message

[pastel phoenix]

Huh?

https://www.chess.com/game/live/102077605645

[tight lily]

yk when a game lasts a few moves its pretty likely...

[worn ice]

DL0727 (973) vs. JoltyBucket (937)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Nf6 4. Ng5 d5 5. exd5 Nxd5 6. [Nxf7] Kxf7 7. Qf3+ Ke8 8. Bxd5 Be7 9. Bf7+ Kd7 10. Qd5+ Bd6 11. Qe6# 

[peak plank]

yeah black didnt play 5.Na5

[pastel phoenix]

A brilliant and 3 great though?

[peak plank]

yes. cc brilliants dont matter

[tight lily]

that means ur opponent blundered in the opening

[peak plank]

black made a mistake early and you captizlied off it

[pastel phoenix]

But brilliant means sacrifice to win material

[peak plank]

doesnt mean your opponet didnt blunder

[tight lily]

stfu

[peak plank]

bruh

<@&745328830649991179>

[pastel phoenix]

Edited

[compact snow]

hello

[graceful locust]

i told u i made 101 higher than urs

[blissful thicket]

someone can explain this? https://streamable.com/e2z32r

[slate owl]

literally me

[slate owl]

https://tenor.com/view/ip-grabber-ip-grabber-thanos-gif-21846609

[blissful thicket]

Juste video link on streamable

[cunning mica]

Should I buy a 30 tb google drive and a 20 tb iCloud to store all chess.com games?

[graceful locust]

why e4 move is the most common move in 1k elo below -.-

[tepid relic]

Cuz it's gud

[scarlet nexus]

Imposter

[craggy saffron]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/102180310369

[worn ice]

klaasandrieshoekstra (796) vs. joe2545 (796)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 d6 4. O-O Nf6 5. Re1 Bd7 6. Nc3 Be7 7. Bc4 O-O 8. Nd5 Bg4 9. h3 Bxf3 10. Qxf3 Nd4 11. Qc3 Nxd5 12. Bxd5 c6 13. Bb3 Bh4 14. d3 Qf6 15. Be3 Nxb3 16. Qxb3 b5 17. Qb4 a5 18. Qb3 Rae8 19. Rad1 Qg6 20. d4 Re6 21. dxe5 dxe5 22. Bc5 Rfe8 23. Rd2 Qxe4 

[craggy saffron]

Any quick feedback?

[graceful locust]

german fork is somehow kim jong un favorite gambit Xd

[craggy saffron]

Always clenching my butt when they try to force a checkmate

Move 12 was a mistake I guess

[scarlet nexus]

Not really

[craggy saffron]

Taking with the pawn wouldnt be better?

[scarlet nexus]

Kc3 is not a move you should play in the spanish

[weak cairn]

man i just lost on time cause i stopped paying attention to it

i knew how to win but wanted to search for a way in less moves 😭

[scarlet nexus]

a bit but as said its not a mistake

[drowsy crest]

bast is typing

[narrow ledge]

He sacrifice The knight and the rook but for what🤔

[pastel phoenix]

Hi

[icy dune]

I would assume chess.com already has their own storage system

[craggy saffron]

Ye I should trade my knight for a bishop first aswell

[craggy saffron]

How does it end?

Pawn takes rook

Queen takes pawn check

[drowsy crest]

steve_villager

[craggy saffron]

Ah check again

And than check with the rook ofcourse 😛

[narrow ledge]

Mate but I'm confused why sacrifice the knight

[scarlet nexus]

to open up the position

[craggy saffron]

Thats nice

[icy dune]

bro 💀

[drowsy crest]

pinged_villager

[craggy saffron]

To force checkmate

[icy dune]

https://tenor.com/view/death-note-hey-can-i-have-autograph-sign-it-gif-18164531

[narrow ledge]

Thank you

[drowsy crest]

villager_huh

[icy dune]

to allow the queen into the position

because the knight prevents qf3

[narrow ledge]

Yes

[craggy saffron]

Queen G3 -> King H1 (forced) -> Queen H3 -> King G1 ()Forced -> Rook G8

[icy dune]

yup

[craggy saffron]

But to see that before losing the knight is insane

[stone quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-memes-funny-gif-26145374

[icy dune]

im assuming the opp was at least 2k

just to have the confidence to go through that plan

no way any <1500 sees that whole seq