💬〡general-off-topic

[worthy yarrow]

my 1 yr old cousin has more maturity than yall and he shits his pants

[storm harbor]

ill send u 1v1 link in dms @frigid zephyr

[upbeat viper]

Stop using markdown

[full glen]

but its so cool

cooler than u

maybe ur jealous or smth

[frigid zephyr]

Bet

[storm harbor]

nah id win

[stable mirage]

thanks for restoring order kitten

[full glen]

@upbeat viper ban

ban this guy

[frigid zephyr]

You siriusly had to say that

[full glen]

no md

[regal sun]

Yo

[full glen]

moddd

[regal sun]

Huh

[full glen]

moddddddddddddddddddddddddd

[stable mirage]

bruh stop spamming

[full glen]

can i ping the mods for this

im itching to annoy the mods

[worthy yarrow]

can yall follow basic instructions or do yall have the mental capacity of a fermented pumpkin seed

[full glen]

i dont have the capacity of a fermented pumpkin seed

MODDDDDD

MOOOOOOOOOODS

[opal carbon]

Hy

[stable mirage]

u need help too

[storm harbor]

why tf did i get a 5 min timeout

[worthy yarrow]

why do you think

[full glen]

skill issue

[worthy yarrow]

use ur brain

k nvm

[full glen]

lmao you still

[storm harbor]

bro this mfer @frigid zephyr aint joinin the damn 1v1

ive sent him the link twice

[opal carbon]

Friends, does anyone know any information about tournaments with prizes?

[storm harbor]

ik bout some tourneys but none with prizes

my friend hosts some tourneys but doesnt have enough people to host one rn

[opal carbon]

The discord club says it has diamond membership prizes?

[storm harbor]

ion know

[grim edge]

In know

[opal carbon]

you just said there isn't any, 🤣

[storm harbor]

bro whos sirius

[stable mirage]

me

[storm harbor]

and why r there 3 people who are different versions of sirius

[lament jacinth]

Huh

Who is big mommy

[nocturne elk]

@grim edge yo how did u remove most of the roles from your profile?

[stable mirage]

try the channels and roles thing and also try /privacy

[opal carbon]

😒 huuh, I took part in a tournament at an Indian club, after the tournament finished many players' accounts were closed.

[stable mirage]

for fair play or ?

[lament jacinth]

Figure it out

[opal carbon]

mostly due to cheat

[stable mirage]

dang

[opal carbon]

I should have won but my points were forfeited by fraudsters

[stable mirage]

unfortunate

that’s just online chess for ya

[opal carbon]

yes but it is very upsetting and frustrating.

[stable mirage]

yeah I get that

play with yourself

[lament jacinth]

In theory we could you're right

[primal venture]

Can someone help me i bought a yearly subscription to chess by accident it cost me £70 and i need the money back

😔

Nooooo

I need my money backk 😭

[stable mirage]

email support

[opal carbon]

please contact chess.com support

[primal venture]

Seems legit send me ur social security number

[opal carbon]

but I don't know whether you can get your money back?

[primal venture]

Ill have a look tonight thank u sir

[stable mirage]

they should be able to

for a scam company chess.c*m is pretty forgiving

[maiden mesa]

hello it is me daniel rensch from chess.com, i am on my alt account
i need 200$ in google play gift cards to create chess 2 please help

[opal carbon]

Usually they take 1-3 days to reply to your message, but sometimes it takes longer because they have a lot of messages to receive.

[vague burrow]

hello nerds

[lament jacinth]

💀

Seeeyayaya dude Is crazy

[final gust]

Made a Bible study server for a friend, anyone interested?

[lament jacinth]

How such good accuracy

Idk you just crazyy

[vague burrow]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWFlZWNjYzExdnVxZmw5YndrbWRweGRiZWZzN3FrZW03c2Rqc2FmZWZncGxneDF3bSZlcD12MV9naWZzX2dpZklkJmN0PWc/rUxSaLgjcQbLO/200.gif

[stable mirage]

cray cray

[vague burrow]

heres the entire bee movie <33

[stable mirage]

has anyone actually watched it

[compact snow]

heelo

[graceful lintel]

Smash

[stable mirage]

center

[vague burrow]

left

[stable mirage]

no kissing

[simple depot]

bro is inloof

[grim edge]

😘

[grim edge]

Augeuteh

[frigid zephyr]

@storm harbor it took a brilliant mark

[grim edge]

?

[storm harbor]

HUH

[simple depot]

😙

[stable mirage]

if you guys are gonna love me do it in dms

[simple depot]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[grim edge]

🤢

[storm harbor]

BRUHHHH

[grim edge]

It means 🛑 acting weird

[storm harbor]

I HATE U SO MUCH

[simple depot]

its a if i do that g

[stable mirage]

ok then don’t, thanks

[grim edge]

Arrete

[simple depot]

👍

[tribal silo]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-z-ssj-goku-goku-frieza-flashback-namek-gif-26255025

[frigid zephyr]

[tribal silo]

|| Brilliant moves on chesscom misrepresent reality often. The way the algorithm for brilliant moves works is that it pretty much calls moves that are a sacrifice that is at least fine brilliant even though in reality they often are like 2 or 3 move calcutions that aren't hard to find in reality. The fact to the matter is some sacrifices that work aren't that impressive to find and some good moves that aren't sacrifices are impressive to find but chesscom doesn't represent that properly at all. Please don't become another one of the thousands if not millions who has been brainwashed into believing this stuff. I don't want you to get confused and have your chess suffer as a result.||

[stable mirage]

.-.

[frigid zephyr]

Yeah i know

Either way it was a beautiful move

Because it won me material

[tribal silo]

||(i like the brilliant )|| but i have to be tough and serious

[solemn ivy]

I can hear colours and see sounds

[graceful lintel]

Wait waht

WHY MY MESSAGE IT WASNT EVEN INAPPROPRIATE

[tribal silo]

None if that baloney

Omg

[solemn ivy]

tesli xar

[tribal silo]

How did i misspell that badly

[graceful lintel]

mods power abuse

[iron barn]

💀💀💀💀

[tribal silo]

🤫🧏‍♂️

[stable mirage]

I shut most of them down

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

We ain't gay homie

[stable mirage]

exactly

[graceful lintel]

Being gay with homies ain't gay

[vale frost]

Real >_<

[tribal silo]

Bro is tryna play like we all do that

[stable mirage]

wait what

[tulip lichen]

hi

[stable mirage]

ykw nevermind

[vale frost]

Does anybody wanna add me in discord

[tulip lichen]

no

[tribal silo]

[grim edge]

Wait what? Alr I'm dming him

[graceful lintel]

[lament jacinth]

Is that a femboy as your pfp

[grim edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/guilds/387637011965804544/users/1198676080727433406/avatars/29b7ad5478cc31a3faa446aa90854e2f.webp?size=2048

[frigid zephyr]

Yep

[grim edge]

Ayo

[tulip lichen]

that's a femboy

Beat his ass

[tribal silo]

Its not astolfo so not interested at all.

[tulip lichen]

💀

[frigid zephyr]

Its a cheap copy of him😞

[tribal silo]

None of that here

[tulip lichen]

Wish.com astolfo

[grim edge]

Ayo

[frigid zephyr]

Factual

[vale frost]

Damn.

[tribal silo]

Not even, bud is from temu

[tulip lichen]

fr

[grim edge]

Astfolo> 4foot9 girls

[vale frost]

Real.

[stable mirage]

💀

[lament jacinth]

Yes zerx

Im not 4 ft 9

[grim edge]

Yes

[tulip lichen]

wild take

[vale frost]

Does anybody wanna add me in discord

[tulip lichen]

no

[stable mirage]

wtf is this

[graceful lintel]

no

[tulip lichen]

it wasnt your pfp

[rich ridge]

no

[vale frost]

Does anybody wanna play 15 minute rated rapid

[tulip lichen]

are we a lil too harsh on bro

[rich ridge]

and how do i get the trusted role ?

[vale frost]

With vc tashtalk

[stable mirage]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@rich ridge With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[tulip lichen]

Which Sirius is the real one

[stable mirage]

me

[vale frost]

The bad one

[tulip lichen]

fr

[vale frost]

Good one is boston

[tulip lichen]

facts

[rich ridge]

ty

[tulip lichen]

4'10 is crazy

[surreal phoenix]

If you have an acc which got banned can u create a new acc with the same gmail?

[lament jacinth]

4 ft 10 and .6 of an inch dont forget

[tulip lichen]

Just say 4'11

[lament jacinth]

I hope you know I'm only 1cm shorter than anitta

[tulip lichen]

HUH💀

[vale frost]

Potential first question for an online nuker

[grim edge]

Yea just message chesscom support they unlink your Gmail from your banned acc and give you a second chance acc

[grim edge]

Noway

Anitta looks like 5 8 or 5 9

[vague burrow]

hello kitten

[lament jacinth]

She's 4 ft 11

[grim edge]

No way

[twilit river]

Who tf is annita💀

[stable mirage]

wait what

[vague burrow]

no way

[grim edge]

Servers momy

*super admin

[lament jacinth]

How do you guys not know this

[tulip lichen]

If Anitta looks 5'8 or 5'9 then I'm 6'7

[stable mirage]

idk height doesn’t matter that much online

unless you advertise it as below 5 ft

[tulip lichen]

facts

[grim edge]

Height does matter

[radiant flame]

r u 4'10

[tulip lichen]

just in real life

[grim edge]

True

[stable mirage]

more like 6ft

[tulip lichen]

online you basically can just lie if you aren't planning to show them yourself or meet them

[vague burrow]

Ikrrr

[grim edge]

Ah then I'm 6foot8

[tulip lichen]

oh im 9 ft 10

bowser

[amber merlin]

guys i finally made my first 2 brilliant moves

[grim edge]

Ayo you from ohio homie??

[amber merlin]

in a game

[gusty wren]

is this real chat

[radiant flame]

i thought femboys were short

[grim edge]

Congo

[amber merlin]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/101312657440?tab=review

[worn ice]

keithplyess (343) vs. IoannaChat (329)

Move List

1. e4 d5 2. Nf3 dxe4 3. Ng5 Nf6 4. d3 exd3 5. Bxd3 Bg4 6. Nxf7 Kxf7 7. Bg6+ hxg6 8. Qxd8 Rh5 9. Qxc7 Na6 10. Qxb7 Re5+ 11. Be3 Be6 12. Qxa8 Nc7 13. Qc6 Nce8 14. O-O Ng4 15. Bd4 Rh5 16. h3 Ngf6 17. g4 Rxh3 18. Bxf6 exf6 19. Qb7+ Kg8 20. Kg2 Rh4 21. Kg3 Rh5 22. gxh5 gxh5 23. Qb6 Kf7 24. Re1 g5 25. Qxe6+ Kg7 26. Qxe8 h4+ 27. Kg4 Kh6 28. Qxf8+ Kg6 29. Qg8+ Kh6 30. Qh8+ Kg6 31. Qh5+ Kg7 32. Kf5 Kf8 33. Qg6 [g4] 34. Re8# 

[stable mirage]

.-.

[grim edge]

They have good curves

[radiant flame]

🙃

[gusty wren]

a band i like came to my city but the venue was 18+ ):

[tulip lichen]

ahhhhhhh the first brilliant move gotta love that dopamine huh son

[grim edge]

Bro is 300 and got 2 brilliant moves no way💀 💀

[tulip lichen]

I remember my first brilliant move

[amber merlin]

yes way

im 13 too

[gusty wren]

gmail for an hour is vile

[tulip lichen]

No fking way 💀

[amber merlin]

if you dont believe see your self

[tulip lichen]

so what I got my first brilliant at 13

[slate owl]

smash

[tulip lichen]

It's just you're 300

[gusty wren]

brilliants mean jackshit. Queue the starky copypasta

[amber merlin]

i played intercontinental ballistic missile gambit

[frigid zephyr]

I bet he hung something by accident and chess.com considered it a genius

[tulip lichen]

how is that even a brilliant it's a gambit

Bullshit

[grim edge]

Lmao

[gusty wren]

a while back i won with queen odds against a 600 with 2 brilliant moves

[amber merlin]

i won a queen tho

[gusty wren]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/516578740973731850/1043513515526344714/697995591921172532.gif

[slate owl]

its icbm gambit(literal book move)

[amber merlin]

by sacrificing a pawn, a bishop and a hrose

[frigid zephyr]

Thats impressive

Not many people can do that

Could you please teach me the way

[tulip lichen]

wym impressive it's a gambit

How tf is that a brilliant

[gusty wren]

its like calling the brilliant in the fried liver a brilliant

[slate owl]

fr

[amber merlin]

it shows i played reti opening: tennison gambit

[frigid zephyr]

I love botez gambit ❤️

[lament jacinth]

Who wants me to play them something on the piano

[gusty wren]

play rush e

[frigid zephyr]

Noted

[tulip lichen]

@vital acorn beat his ass

[vale frost]

Your reality-ddlc

[lament jacinth]

Just send links to songs in dms

[frigid zephyr]

I have some sense of sympathy tho

Even a small percentage

[amber merlin]

link for my game:

[amber merlin]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/101312657440?tab=review&move=12

[worn ice]

keithplyess (343) vs. IoannaChat (329)

Move List

1. e4 d5 2. Nf3 dxe4 3. Ng5 Nf6 4. d3 exd3 5. Bxd3 Bg4 6. Nxf7 Kxf7 7. Bg6+ hxg6 8. Qxd8 Rh5 9. Qxc7 Na6 10. Qxb7 Re5+ 11. Be3 Be6 12. Qxa8 Nc7 13. Qc6 Nce8 14. O-O Ng4 15. Bd4 Rh5 16. h3 Ngf6 17. g4 Rxh3 18. Bxf6 exf6 19. Qb7+ Kg8 20. Kg2 Rh4 21. Kg3 Rh5 22. gxh5 gxh5 23. Qb6 Kf7 24. Re1 g5 25. Qxe6+ Kg7 26. Qxe8 h4+ 27. Kg4 Kh6 28. Qxf8+ Kg6 29. Qg8+ Kh6 30. Qh8+ Kg6 31. Qh5+ Kg7 32. Kf5 Kf8 33. Qg6 g4 34. Re8# 

[tulip lichen]

shut up lil bro it was a book move it's not supposed to be a brilliant

[frigid zephyr]

Book move and brilliant should not coexist

[tribal silo]

🐺

[radiant flame]

u sound jealous

[amber merlin]

he is

[half fog]

Vagabond 🙏

[tulip lichen]

brilliants don't mean nun

It's just a book move

[tribal silo]

[vale frost]

Too harsh

[amber merlin]

icbm gambit is not even in chess.com 💀

[half fog]

Brilliant is brilliant don't be a karen

[frigid zephyr]

Also why hate on someone who likes botez gambit

I like giving away free queens whats wrong with that

[radiant flame]

🙏🏽

[frigid zephyr]

😞

[twilit river]

It's a variation of the tennison gambit lil bro

[coral quartz]

Hello humans

[tribal silo]

How about you give me a bugatti

[frigid zephyr]

I am not tate bro

[coral quartz]

Why is it called icbm?

[half fog]

DM me I won't give you

[frigid zephyr]

I have hair on that skull

[tulip lichen]

it's not even supposed to count as a brilliant I'm just confused

[tribal silo]

https://tenor.com/view/grumpy-cat-cat-meme-angry-cat-angry-cat-stare-gif-10677711566297646515

[coral quartz]

Sounds dramatic

[half fog]

I also have but it will not last long 😭

[frigid zephyr]

Aww

[full glen]

tata

[frigid zephyr]

What makes you certain that this is the case

[tulip lichen]

Tate pulls out like every single hair from that skull bruh

[random drum]

1400 bullet I am back

[vale frost]

@amber merlin keep your chin up,its always the new players that are toxic

[full glen]

bullet makes me feel like theres a bullet in my brain

[half fog]

I'm not pulling my hair it's my hairline 😭

[random drum]

Guys I was 1300 in bullet bcz I tilted so I played it after a long time 😭

[tulip lichen]

Receding hairline?

[frigid zephyr]

I am pretty sure he doesn't care much about that

[half fog]

Yeah

[radiant flame]

https://tenor.com/view/bad-haircut-pissed-sad-gif-13841596

[frigid zephyr]

He was just caught off guard

[half fog]

[tulip lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/big-head-kristen-stewart-snl-gif-10285013

[twilit river]

[grim edge]

sup

[coral quartz]

Christ

[tribal silo]

https://tenor.com/view/sheesh-haircut-sheesh-haircut-gimbus-gets-his-fringe-cut-gif-22209374

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> gambit_genius_mind

This is the Chess.com profile of gambit_genius_mind. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1922 (peak)
Blitz: 2014 (2067 peak)
Bullet: 1939 (2031 peak)

[frigid zephyr]

💀

[grim edge]

bro gave him the monk haircut

[tribal silo]

Double forehead

[twilit river]

🙏🙏😭

[tulip lichen]

Tenkaichi 3 is firee bro

[half fog]

Guys please don't scare me 🙏

I have a little bit hope left

[grim edge]

Boo 👻

[lament jacinth]

Where

[radiant flame]

https://tenor.com/view/right-dr-evil-sarcastic-okay-bald-gif-17343060

[lament jacinth]

Dm me for useless human communication

[graceful lintel]

[stable mirage]

the

[slate owl]

[stable mirage]

owo

[slate owl]

UwU

[viral lodge]

o~o

[pastel phoenix]

11 moves game

[full glen]

whos your enemy

[pastel phoenix]

A 944 rated player and it was in rapid

[lament jacinth]

Im everyone's no.1 enemy

[full glen]

HOW

[devout parcel]

show the brilliant move

[full glen]

oh a brilliant

[full glen]

brilliant

[stable mirage]

castles kingside

[full glen]

removes the ability to castle and maybe a knight

very good

[viral lodge]

lmao

[stable mirage]

pov fried liver

[full glen]

skull

[pastel phoenix]

How did I even get 3 greats

[full glen]

thats like napoleon capturing the russian tsar

wow i know history im so cool

[storm harbor]

how to get imf perms

[full glen]

get good beach

[storm harbor]

stfu bich

[pastel phoenix]

What’s the Russian tsar

[full glen]

Russian emperor in the 1800s

napoleon invaded russia

[pastel phoenix]

@full glen what’s your best time control

[full glen]

i dont know i havent ppayed for a long time

[stable mirage]

average theory draw

[pastel phoenix]

Why are there brilliants

[full glen]

except for today https://www.chess.com/live/game/102049429651

[worn ice]

xSymbols (539) vs. Guest6905325850 (800)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Nf6 4. d3 d5 5. Bxd5 Nxd5 6. exd5 Qxd5 7. Nc3 Qd8 8. O-O Be7 9. Re1 Qd6 10. Nd4 exd4 11. Ne4 Qg6 12. g3 Bh3 13. f4 O-O-O 14. Nf2 Bf5 15. Ne4 Bh4 16. Qf3 Be7 17. Kg2 h5 18. h4 Bxh4 19. Ng5 Bxg5 20. fxg5 Rde8 21. Rxe8+ Rxe8 22. Bf4 Nb4 23. Rh1 Bg4 24. Qf2 Re2 25. Qxe2 Bxe2 26. Re1 Bg4 27. Be5 Nxc2 28. Rf1 [Ne3+] 29. Kf2 Nxf1 30. Kxf1 Qxd3+ 31. Kg1 Qe3+ 32. Kf1 Qxe5 

[full glen]

absolute slaughter

[kind niche]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1104345570845397012/1209088701934739486/IMG_20240219_114632.jpg?ex=65e5a69a&is=65d3319a&hm=5ad20031c4dc6578dde5394e94019e9508d64e5b97077f4381162a1faa5c639e&

[full glen]

get rekt boi

[kind niche]

No wait

[full glen]

no img perm

[kind niche]

Damn

[storm harbor]

fk u

[full glen]

how old are u

[devout parcel]

u were white or black

[full glen]

black

[pastel phoenix]

Let me test you

[storm harbor]

50 years old

[pastel phoenix]

How old are you?

[full glen]

ur 5

[full glen]

DONT EDIT

[kind niche]

8

[full glen]

:(){:|:&};:

[storm harbor]

fr

[full glen]

what

[full glen]

dont fricking edit

[pastel phoenix]

I didn’t

[stable mirage]

it was incredibly obvious

[cursive dock]

18

[vale frost]

F3 G4

[pastel phoenix]

Nice

[vale frost]

[pastel phoenix]

I’m 15 this year

[full glen]

(out of context)

[full glen]

so small

[kind niche]

Try it in Linux Terminal silly 🙂

[pastel phoenix]

I have autism btw

[vale frost]

Mods.

[storm harbor]

just like my di- i mean diamond membership on chess.com

[full glen]

NO THE QUESTION WAS EDITED

[nimble niche]

we already know

[kind niche]

It defenitely doesnt delete ur system 32

[full glen]

ur definitely 5

[pastel phoenix]

Yea coz I mistyped

[full glen]

theres no way

[jade river]

yall have a chess bot?

[full glen]

ok i trust u

[storm harbor]

definetly...

[cursive dock]

Nice , I really see kiddos these days

[kind niche]

Yall are Lil Bros to me (i graduated in 2022)

[full glen]

ur mom!

[storm harbor]

i was supposed to say that

[pastel phoenix]

Bro is gonna get reported

[storm harbor]

wt type of autistic mfer would report me cuz of that

[jade river]

me honestly

[pastel phoenix]

You’re autistic

[kind niche]

U dont have the right to talk being 500 elo Lil bro

[storm harbor]

fr 🙏

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Saurabh Verma (greatx47)

This is the Chess.com profile of greatx47. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Saurabh Verma (greatx47)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 924 (1000 peak)
Blitz: 793 (801 peak)
Bullet: 697 (829 peak)

[kind niche]

I Can beat U blindfolded

[sand lantern]

hmmmmmm

[storm harbor]

stfu lil bro idc 🙏

[kind niche]

I do Lil Bro

[storm harbor]

too bad 🙏🙏

[pastel phoenix]

What is stfu

[kind niche]

U fr ?

[storm harbor]

shut the fk up

[cursive dock]

Are all competitive chats toxic?

[pastel phoenix]

Bro you’re 8 years old

[kind niche]

Nahh

[storm harbor]

nah i just think payne is annoying 🙏🙏

[full glen]

@storm harbor i can shit on u (in chess)

[storm harbor]

ik thats why im 500 elo 🙏

[kind niche]

That is Not me

[pastel phoenix]

It is

[storm harbor]

it is

[vale frost]

B4

[full glen]

imagine if a mod didn't know the context

[storm harbor]

get payne banned 🙏🙏🙏

[full glen]

and just banned him

[vale frost]

I have a strong urge to ping a mod rn,yall stop talking about this

Im trynna resist the urge but its hard

[pastel phoenix]

Do it

[vale frost]

Only if you say "no balls"

[kind niche]

Nahh bro wants proof that iam a minor Lock Him up

[storm harbor]

dont resist the urge get payne banned

[pastel phoenix]

No, I am showing you the proof that you are a minor

[vale frost]

<@&745328830649991179>

[storm harbor]

LES GOOOO

[full glen]

i have no Due diligence tO cause you into pInging The mods

[vale frost]

Ill call server admin aswell,am calling the whole dam legion

[full glen]

damn

[cursive dock]

What about the proof that you are not a minor

[kind niche]

Bro deleted his message 💀

[icy sparrow]

[storm harbor]

bro is pullin random ass shit out of his ass to save himself 🙏🙏🙏

[full glen]

keep talking so we know you arent banned

[sand lantern]

everything happens here except chess

[nimble niche]

how many chromosomes do you have?

[storm harbor]

go to chess talk if u want that

[sand lantern]

47

[icy sparrow]

47

[pastel phoenix]

@kind niche why are you on discord if you are 8

[jade river]

"where did u get that arguement" "outta my ass"

[storm harbor]

55

[pastel phoenix]

47

[sand lantern]

oh

[vale frost]

The whole legion is finna pull up on bro

[full glen]

i am better than u

[coral quartz]

[sand lantern]

nice

[lone spindle]

hello fellas, just in case someone wants to play daily chess with me (have to be 1300+ and premium member) https://www.chess.com/tournament/knockout-for-1300

[nimble niche]

damn so many people with 47 chromosomes

[vale frost]

?????

[full glen]

ALL MY FELLAS

[coral quartz]

The hell?

[storm harbor]

felles?

[full glen]

🗣️

fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[vale frost]

Guys why is payne suddenly wuiet

[storm harbor]

NAH BRO RLY DID?

[jade river]

u forgot the bro

[devout parcel]

i forgot the disease down syndrome??

[vale frost]

BRO HE DID BRO

[storm harbor]

BRO GOT BANNED

[pastel phoenix]

No you

[full glen]

@kind niche you good?

[coral quartz]

Bro

[storm harbor]

LMAO L PAYNE

[clear sequoia]

Only locked out, until they turn 13 … ask again in 2029

[full glen]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[sand lantern]

anyone wanna play hand and brain?

[storm harbor]

bru

[coral quartz]

Fr fr

[cursive dock]

GG

[full glen]

DEAD

[vale frost]

THE WHOLE LEGION KNOCKED ON BRO'S DOOR

[pastel phoenix]

He got locked out

[jade river]

as a medical intern im seriously offended by the last word

[full glen]

WAIT HES FR 8???

[storm harbor]

y?

[vale frost]

Quiet*

[coral quartz]

Fr fr

[cursive dock]

And under the government's eyes

[jade river]

NO

[nimble niche]

it's called trisomy, down syndrome or trisomy 21 is a type of trisomy

[full glen]

damn

[coral quartz]

For realzies

[rocky epoch]

Wayward 💀

[wise mortar]

UwU

[coral quartz]

I'm gurl btw

[jade river]

whenever someone says the q word we get a horde of patients 😊

[full glen]

why trisomy when you can have lobotomy

[vale frost]

Omg same.

[cursive dock]

[storm harbor]

QUIET

[coral quartz]

I lied. I just made that up. I'm sorry xD

[jade river]

i did neurosurgery

[storm harbor]

averageFan

average fan chain time

[jade river]

ur saying that inside the screen so it wont matter

[devout parcel]

:0 its in my syllabus ill study abt genetics n all next month just glanced n saw it looked interesting

[full glen]

[storm harbor]

ok 🙏🙏

[full glen]

all my fellas

[storm harbor]

people continue the average fan plz

[full glen]

[vale frost]

I dont get it

[full glen]

aint no way

[storm harbor]

AHAHAHHHHHA LMAOOOOO

[vale frost]

Poor guy

[storm harbor]

hes poor too? damn

got banned and is also broke 🙏🙏

[coral quartz]

What's the q word

[full glen]

@Payne

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/minion-but-despicable-me-pool-swim-gif-16227921

[full glen]

YOU DID IT

[storm harbor]

AAH WTF

[full glen]

YOU KILLED HIM

[storm harbor]

Quod

[wise mortar]

GYATTTT

[storm harbor]

ohio skibidi rizzlerr

[coral quartz]

What's a qoud

[full glen]

skibidi

[storm harbor]

ion fkin know i searched words with q on google

[full glen]

q tips

[coral quartz]

[wise mortar]

QUwU

[coral quartz]

[storm harbor]

🫃 me irl fr

🫃

[coral quartz]

Pregnant?

[devout parcel]

ur fat or

[wise mortar]

[storm harbor]

pregnant

[loud spoke]

yo

[storm harbor]

i am a pregnant man

[wise mortar]

U a femboy?

[devout parcel]

congrats ig

[full glen]

not a good time

[grim edge]

hi

[storm harbor]

no 🙏🙏

[coral quartz]

You saying he's Gaelic?

[wise mortar]

Soon.

[storm harbor]

im joking 😭😭😭

[full glen]

bros gae

[coral quartz]

Dam

[full glen]

lic

[loud spoke]

wym

[storm harbor]

ok 🙏🙏\

[wise mortar]

Lic what ??! 😳

[storm harbor]

me

[coral quartz]

Be gae bro
We don't judge
Right guys?

[grim edge]

hi

[full glen]

these two braindeads are in the chat

[coral quartz]

Guys?

[storm harbor]

yes we def dont 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[storm harbor]

am i one of the braindeads?

[wise mortar]

Scuse me

[devout parcel]

no ur both of them

[loud spoke]

braindeads who

[storm harbor]

oh ok that makes sense

[full glen]

<Yes| + <No|

[wise mortar]

o/

[coral quartz]

[storm harbor]

i dont understand 🙏🙏🙏

[full glen]

you wont u dumbass

[wise mortar]

Be nice

[coral quartz]

I totally get it

[storm harbor]

ok 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[wise mortar]

Femboys must be nice

[coral quartz]

I'm smart and stuff

[storm harbor]

i would know 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[full glen]

IM NOT A FEMBOY

[storm harbor]

keep telling urself that 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[coral quartz]

Definitely a femboy

[wise mortar]

U are, u got big thighs

[storm harbor]

🙏🙏🙏🙏

[grim edge]

sup

[storm harbor]

panda 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[coral quartz]

Someone here is a femboy apparently
I'm not judging tho

[full glen]

ofc its @storm harbor

[lament jacinth]

Hi

[storm harbor]

cap its sirius 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[coral quartz]

Yes and he's lying about his elo

[storm harbor]

592 im still 500 elo 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[coral quartz]

[stable mirage]

Yeah

[wise mortar]

Hi grazy girl

[stable mirage]

3:11 am

[wise mortar]

Nice

[full glen]

2 sirius femboys

[wise mortar]

3

[lament jacinth]

YESSSSS

[full glen]

shut up

im not a femboy

[storm harbor]

theres another sirirus now?

[lament jacinth]

Someone Dm me for useless yapping im bored

[wise mortar]

Bro beg for a social interaction

[grim edge]

you should be sirius (worst)

[lament jacinth]

Not really I just like talking to people

[full glen]

sounds like something you would do

[wise mortar]

Aww good luck bud

[full glen]

@lament jacinth why u ghost me

[wise mortar]

I only beg for cute dresses

[lament jacinth]

And no one really dares dm w a girl without asking unless they're a creepy old man

[wise mortar]

Dont tell me what to do

[full glen]

ur a girl???

[pastel phoenix]

Probably

[lament jacinth]

💀

[full glen]

oh wait femboy oh i got it

[wise mortar]

well im in my twenties it will be weird if i dm u

[dense forum]

first person to give me a opening to learn i will learn

[wise mortar]

Idk tbh

[storm harbor]

how did u just get it when u r one

[full glen]

send this

[wise mortar]

SKIBIDI

[dense forum]

**

[stable mirage]

wtf why are there more of me

[full glen]

the skibidi toilet openning

[dense forum]

🤝

[clear sequoia]

Caro-Kann! Sensible, intuitive, strong.

[full glen]

dont touch my hand

[pastel phoenix]

Idk

[dense forum]

oki

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/penguinz0-discord-mods-mods-gif-25467090

[lament jacinth]

#💬〡chess-talk

[stable mirage]

baiting me is cringe

[storm harbor]

l_wave

[wise mortar]

o:

[full glen]

he better say hi

[wise mortar]

Get rinqed bozo

[full glen]

@clear sequoia ^ say hi while ur here

[pastel phoenix]

Idk about him

[clear sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/why-me-facepalm-stressed-star-trek-gif-14598957

[full glen]

YOU GOTTA SAY HI

[wise mortar]

UwU

[full glen]

I ASKED NICELY

[nocturne elk]

UwU

[stable mirage]

UwU

[full glen]

UwU

HES GONNA SAY HI

[clear sequoia]

Also, if the trolls keep doing that nonsense, that's how much hair I will have shortly!

[full glen]

NOOOOOO

ill take that

[dense forum]

can someone give me cental cee songs

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-group-chat-gif-24956654

[wise mortar]

Highway to hell

[dense forum]

ok

[full glen]

never heard his songs before

i never bother to listen to music

[pastel phoenix]

Lol

[full glen]

unless its a meme

[pastel phoenix]

Bro got locked out

[dense forum]

anyt good british gangster rap uk drill monkey tea queen elizabeth songs

[pastel phoenix]

What’s up with those 8 year olds?

[full glen]

Unfortunately, they are protected by the government so they cannot be stalked and have their data sold by discord which is UNACCEPTABLE!

[jade river]

holy moly

[pastel phoenix]

Their data is not sold though

Since when that happened

[full glen]

your data is being sold

[pastel phoenix]

How so

[wise mortar]

Google benzema 15

[frozen plume]

Central cee-

[jade river]

bro do these americans literally blame their government for anything or are they actually stupid

[full glen]

ads

[dense forum]

yesssir

[dense forum]

idek

[full glen]

HOW DARE THEY PROTECT KIDS FROM HAVING THEIR DATA!

[dense forum]

trump and donald too old for the shit

we need a new era 🗣️ 🔥

[frozen plume]

My family thinks Americans are delusional people

[pastel phoenix]

Bro

Why would someone admit that he’s 8

[wise mortar]

conan o’brien for the president!

[full glen]

some are

[stable mirage]

as an American, I am definitely delusional

[frozen plume]

Micheal Jordan for president 🔥

[wise mortar]

No politics only femboys topic pls

[full glen]

ur still using that img

[full glen]

uwu

[stable mirage]

:3

[dense forum]

@clear sequoia can i ask you something?

[frozen plume]

I just got back into chess after half a year, I dropped back to 500 elo from 1k

[lament jacinth]

500 amd 1000s.play about the same

[wise mortar]

Relatable

[frozen plume]

[full glen]

we are all experts ask us

[wise mortar]

Not really

[full glen]

I SMELL FOOD BRB

[lament jacinth]

Yeah they do

[full glen]

FRIED FOOD

[stable mirage]

100s and 1500s are kinda similar

[wise mortar]

No they dont

[lament jacinth]

They both blunder shit and have no idea how to play

[frozen plume]

Fried liver still works in 700

[wise mortar]

Dont insult my 1000s gang

[frozen plume]

1000s just have more refined openings

I’ve played them and they about the same

[carmine silo]

Beatle juice for office

[frozen plume]

🔥🔥🔥

[stable mirage]

bongcloud still works in 2800

[pastel phoenix]

No

[full glen]

1000s dont blunder one moves tho

[pastel phoenix]

No it still works for 900, it’s too op

[pastel phoenix]

They do

[lament jacinth]

Biggest Cap I've heard all day

[wise mortar]

Thats a goofy ah 900

[full glen]

it still works on me

[pastel phoenix]

Wanna see proof?

[wise mortar]

Im starting to hate u now liya

[frozen plume]

I saw grandmasters also play it 🤡 how dumb are they

[full glen]

well i mean im alsmot 1200 so im better than 1000s

[lament jacinth]

I love you too

[wise mortar]

[stable mirage]

uwu

[full glen]

qFurry

[nocturne elk]

uwu

[wise mortar]

Bro replied the wrong guy

[frozen plume]

Haram 🚫

[full glen]

FURYRYYRYYRYRYRYRYRRYYRYRYRYYRR

[stable mirage]

I’m a furry

[lament jacinth]

Love is forbidden

[stable mirage]

(I’m single btw

[wise mortar]

Uwu

[full glen]

hello bbg

[wise mortar]

Love is love, chess is haram

[lament jacinth]

No love before marriage

[wise mortar]

No kiss?

[lament jacinth]

No chess before marriage

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/minion-but-despicable-me-pool-swim-gif-16227921

[frozen plume]

No “kids” before marriage

[full glen]

its just one time

[wise mortar]

GYATT

[lament jacinth]

Duh, do you think two people saying I love you together makes babies

[full glen]

but i have rizz

[wise mortar]

Isnt how marriage works

Bro doesnt learn biology

[frozen plume]

It mostly leads to that, you can say it but no physical affectionate

[stable mirage]

it doesn’t?????

my world view has shifted

[full glen]

so they go to this place called "adoption center" and adopts a baby. Thats how you were born!

[stable mirage]

magical

[wise mortar]

Sirius variants kiss each other

[full glen]

the adoption center uses magic

[dense forum]

ok

[stable mirage]

why

[full glen]

we are not gonna make clones

[dense forum]

who owns this sevrer

[wise mortar]

Good soldier follow orders

[full glen]

wdym huh?

[dense forum]

server, who has ownership

[stable mirage]

@worn ice

[wise mortar]

Levy

[frozen plume]

Adoption centre’s are dumb, why give someone a child not even their own parents want

[full glen]

do not elaborate

oh yeah condoments

[wise mortar]

Sup femboy

[drowsy crest]

well I can

so basically there is this mayonnaise

[stable mirage]

hi 🥺

[drowsy crest]

which is magical

[nocturne elk]

this albert is red

[frozen plume]

It comes out from the retracting worm

[stable mirage]

I’m not racist

[full glen]

and when you put it on a hamburger it turns into a new baby!

[drowsy crest]

da faq 💀

[drowsy crest]

no

[full glen]

id say that its a larvae since its so small

[frozen plume]

👍

[drowsy crest]

if being not gay is gay then being gay is not gay right

idk why I said that, I am not gay

wait does that mean its gay

[frozen plume]

The discoloured sausage

[marsh flower]

Gm

[drowsy crest]

if its gay then its not gay

so if its gay its not gay but if its not gay its gay

[lament jacinth]

Have people lost the idea of sarcasm being a thing

[drowsy crest]

you are in chesscom

[full glen]

how to play fried liver

[drowsy crest]

did you expect people to have a sense of humour

[lament jacinth]

Step.1 acquire liver

[drowsy crest]

sup kurie

step. fry it

[full glen]

its a bishop, everyone does that sometimes

[stable mirage]

from where

do you sell

[full glen]

just cut your own

[nocturne elk]

she has a sack of them in the basement

[full glen]

it can grow back

[wise mortar]

Liya im just joking, what’s happened to u today

[stable mirage]

sounds painful

[wise mortar]

Get out from my server

[stable mirage]

why

[full glen]

but its to win a chess.com game 🥺👉👈

[lament jacinth]

Oh my gosh it's you I just realised 😭

[wise mortar]

U arent a femboy

[stable mirage]

what

[pastel phoenix]

Endgame blunder from opponent

[wise mortar]

Did i stutter

[stable mirage]

I’ll be fine without

[lament jacinth]

Hyd bbg

[full glen]

thats an endgame blunder, hes 1000 only because hes bad at endgames

[wise mortar]

Get out from my server

[pastel phoenix]

He’s your rating💀

[stable mirage]

he’s 600

[lament jacinth]

And if I don't

[full glen]

yeah and im still climbing

[stable mirage]

it happens

[full glen]

i think

[drowsy crest]

no shit sherlock

[pastel phoenix]

Oh wait, he’s higher than you

[full glen]

so 1200 is not my real rating

[full glen]

im gonna double check

[lament jacinth]

Do it

[frozen plume]

Any 1ks wanna play

[stable mirage]

nobody’s that low here sorry

[wise mortar]

Just u wait

[pastel phoenix]

Explain why this is a blunder

[lament jacinth]

Waiting

[stable mirage]

try the 1000-1199 rating channel

[wise mortar]

Tomorrow

[stable mirage]

👀

[pastel phoenix]

I’m not in

[drowsy crest]

tonight

[solar crest]

guys I gave my science exam today

[full glen]

its so obvious

[wise mortar]

Next week

[pastel phoenix]

@full glen if you are good, explain why this is a blunder

[drowsy crest]

gotham relies on one man and one man only

[pastel phoenix]

How do

[nocturne elk]

youre a teacher?

[wise mortar]

Hey whats happened to that english kid

[frozen plume]

Pawn loss

[solar crest]

no a student bro

[wise mortar]

The Pogchamps kiddo

[full glen]

do i fr need to explain it??? i mean, just look at it!

[drowsy crest]

which english kid

[full glen]

you will obviously lose a pawn

[solar crest]

It took me literal 21 pages to complete my exam

[pastel phoenix]

Yea coz apparently that 2300 didn’t see it

[nocturne elk]

cdawg?

[pastel phoenix]

Tell me the moves

[wise mortar]

The Pogchamps kid, british

[lament jacinth]

Is that it

[wise mortar]

Havent heard of him since Pogchamps

[drowsy crest]

poggiemcpoggers?

[solar crest]

long 21 pages

[nocturne elk]

frank?

[drowsy crest]

Oh frank

[wise mortar]

Yea

[nocturne elk]

i am literally asian 💀

[drowsy crest]

idk exams prob

[wise mortar]

Did he reach 1k yet?

[drowsy crest]

you are whatever I say you are

[frozen plume]

My 9th grade maths exam took 17 pages it’s average

[drowsy crest]

😭

[solar crest]

i am 8th grader

[full glen]

rd1 white takes back ng4

[wise mortar]

He still not?

[drowsy crest]

no am afraid

[full glen]

yeah im 2300

[frozen plume]

Average

[pastel phoenix]

What will he take back with

[solar crest]

too many digrams were there

[full glen]

king

[wise mortar]

Bro needs to shut up and focus on the board

[nocturne elk]

tyler2 is stagnating it is so sad

[pastel phoenix]

That’s why you’re not above 2k

[full glen]

using a knight will lose another pawn

[frozen plume]

👍

[wise mortar]

Well tbf he went from 300s to 1400s (?)

Thats crazy for a player with only cow opening

[nocturne elk]

i really wanted more matches between him and xqc lol

[stable mirage]

holy cow

[nocturne elk]

most deranged players

[full glen]

and thats why i am probably 1900

case solved im 1900

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/holy-cow-holy-cow-gif-25938150

[wise mortar]

Pater

[drowsy crest]

holy shit 💀

[tribal silo]

https://tenor.com/view/food-foodie-hungry-gif-26074127

[nocturne elk]

this is from ross creations youtube i believe

[wise mortar]

[wise mortar]

Love them, crazy bozos

[nocturne elk]

ikr LOL

[pastel phoenix]

There are more questions

[full glen]

ok

[wise mortar]

Buy a sim

[full glen]

ask me the askthing

[pastel phoenix]

Why is capturing the pawn a brilliant

[wise mortar]

Bro a fbi wanted list

[nocturne elk]

[full glen]

whatever black does white will get a queen

[wise mortar]

No way to stop promoting pwn

[full glen]

ur bad

[pastel phoenix]

Bro got tricked

[stable mirage]

sigh

[pastel phoenix]

Be4💀

[wise mortar]

Thats why i am 1000 bozo

[stable mirage]

cycling the same 4 screenshots

[pastel phoenix]

Yea but @full glen is also bad

[drowsy crest]

N

[full glen]

you will also get an extra pawn

[pastel phoenix]

I wonder why @stable mirage is the best

[drowsy crest]

I

G

[wise mortar]

Reported

[drowsy crest]

E

[pastel phoenix]

But I lose my bishop

[full glen]

oh

[drowsy crest]

M

[pastel phoenix]

Couldn’t I just do cxb7 immediately

[drowsy crest]

A

R

A

~A

R

[nocturne elk]

wth bro spelling lol

[drowsy crest]

A

[full glen]

no u wont

take twice and you check

so am i the 2000

[pastel phoenix]

Wrong answer

[full glen]

tell me how black will get the bishop

[pastel phoenix]

Actually cxb7 was the best move

Use your analysis to check

[full glen]

WAIT I WAS RIGHT

[pastel phoenix]

The eval dropped after bishop sac

[stable mirage]

Sirius you dummy

[full glen]

aksnianskajssasjajs

[pastel phoenix]

But you’re also Sirius

[full glen]

I SAID IT

I SAID THE ANSWER

[drowsy crest]

no

[full glen]

i said the answer

[pastel phoenix]

You said that I will not do cxb7 immediately

But doing cxb7 immediately is better

[full glen]

i meant to reply to this

look at how i phrased it

LOOK AT IT

"no u wont"

[dense forum]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/102082498133

fire game gotta watch me

[full glen]

and this too

[full glen]

and this

[full glen]

brilliant sacrifice, increasing your ego so you wont win. He knew that you were a smurf so hes tryna throw you off

what a smart man

[pastel phoenix]

Bro my opponent was 2200

And it was in hyperbullet 10 second

Ofc I’ll lose

[full glen]

HE THOUGHT ALL OF THAT IN 10 SECONDS???? what madman

[full glen]

you got psychological warfared

[pastel phoenix]

I’m not smurfing btw

[wise mortar]

Wtf 10 seconds bullet is that even fun

[pastel phoenix]

I just lost on time💀

[full glen]

i lost access to my account