#💬〡general-off-topic
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@austere garden u girl
why didn't u say cps then 🤨
He responded
what is bro yapping about
I am 16 and I have my whole class friends 🗿🍸
no girls arent real
IIidkII
ong
femboy
then u don’t exist
u got senior year still, just... have w rizz lol
Humans aren't real then ☠️
its all in ur head
dont say that again
Impossible. Boy become pregnant
According to you
||idk||
according to ur head
|| Never Gonna Give You Up ||
"are you from Tennessee 🤔 " level rizz
@surreal lantern it was nice knowing you,
|| Never Gonna Let You Down ||
lmfao, nah more like, fluffy hair and muscle build rizz
My dumbest Braincell >>> Your whole Intellect
NO HE DIED
|| Never Gonna Give You Up ||
@surreal lantern
ill get there 😎
🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍shrek
but its shrek
dms, ill send u peak attraction
🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍kirby
boys i am getting forbidden information
mag nus carson
gn
what
🥰😍 kirby
that is more likt it
definitely
send me the dm's and i'll tell you if its safe
send it here
mightbe a virus
i dont have image perms cos im a lichess loyalist, but u can send it here if u want cheesy
HOW TO ESPEON
i wanna see
ill dm u too
E

dm dm 
how dare you impersonate me
bro got rizzed up
lmfao
I KNEW YOU WERE NOT WHITE
you got me there for a second
nah thats not me
what
My Weakest Attack:
https://tenor.com/view/supernova-ssb-gif-21160251
im talking about cheesy
My Weakest Attack:
bro said it twice
bro said it twice
bro said it twice
bro said it twice
Bro said it Thrice
bro said it thrice
🤓
bro said it twice
bro has the glasses and everything and he plays chess
hes a nerd
😡
im black before anyone attacks me
man I miss chilling in #💬〡general-off-topic with locked out role 
i want more vinland saga 😭
i love it when mods arent in chat
felish navidad
say the n word
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I don't have glasses , I have a dog
h
levi is a nerd
ik ik
im a levi hater (i have two chessly courses)
where do u find this stuff
You know my brother bilo?
Something just snappep, something INSIDE of me...
next level brainrot
me in minecraft
Guys
Your elos?
how did you get the footage
me and bro in minecraft
Something just snapped, something INSIDE of me.....
why he move like that tho 😭
someones pp?
low!
💀 wtf is this shit bro
roblox is cancer, idk how ppl actually play that without feeling guilty
wtf is chat
u need help 💀
imposter
my friend unironically plays that game
Whats yours?
tell him to ropemaxx in roblox
also low!
twerking simuletor or smth
people say i look like the guy from roblox
what.
🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍kirby
everyday im shuffling
good song
and also the giant from coc
we need to go back to the party rock 2010s
lol I have no idea how people get so far in this
bro u were 2 years old
stop posting roblox
its cancer
wdym
i need to starve myself asap
I can barley make "toast"
I have no diea how you combine so many things that you get random things
cooking is easy, just put shit together until people eat it
💀
protein
i wonder who ate me
oops
...........
i once cut my finger so deep it was hanging by a thread
google is insulting me omg
and the bone was exposed
WHAT THE FUHK
(stop cutting urself chat)
i was young cutting tomatoes
HOW DID U EVEN FUMBLE THAT BAD
I once dislocated my finger
after that my mom never ever used razor sharp knives
You're one to talk
any fellow #South koreans in the chat
Im a North Korean does that count
oh I made moon
btw @peak plank bread + bread makes toast
well not really a thread lol
son is a bad soccer player
just a really really deep cut
yessss
the worst injury i got was like when my knee buckled in when i jumped and i was on the ground rolling for 30 mins
I dont think I made bread yet
"soccer" opinion disregarded
im 1 hour drive away from Seoul south korea
yap yap
if ur british i hope france invades u in like 20 years somehow
whats this supposed to mean
i love
Made Moyai tho
💀💀 I'm not biritish, keep yourself safe in america
turns out eevee + sunlight = espeon
America, the land where you dont get health care without spending your entire life savings
im from New York ik how it be brother
where at in ny?
now you can eat sunlight!
brooklyn
i was trying to jump on the bed in a cool way (jump grab the tip of the bed then pull myself on it) then i messed up and fell SHIN first on the sharp wooden corner of the bed
anyone get the reference
woo or choo?
bronx better lol
finger incident was worse
it became a scar
i dont really remember the pain
right
i was too young
what game
when my knee buckled it i geniunely thought i broke my knee
You're really good at fumbling
im glad i moved from New York to korea tho
I was playing football ( @austere garden take notes) and this 40 year old man brexit tackled me. I was in a cast for weeks 
infinte craft
Whats it's like being Korean
brexit tackles are in soccer, tackle tackles are in football
i grabbed the knife without my parents permission and started cutting tomatoes for some reason
then yk the rest
buckled in meaning u know how ur knee goes out it went in and all my weight was on that one leg after a jump
sigma
well.. the country is definitely cleaner and the people are way nicer. and i love korean food but struggling with the language still. Imo Seoul is 100x better than NYC
you guys are crazy
true

we are a big ol crazy family
except for the mods and dalalia
i was a lil kid that barely even had a functioning brain at that time
the city i live in is cleaner than nyc but its probably true for every city haha
comparing Seoul to NYC is crazy
El cheesy talks to a woman and doesn't run away (rare. Once in a life time)
NYC seems like one of the wildest cities
nyc was a shithole
i am just sigma like that
I was in Seoul
i dont talk to women 😎
Korea is indeed nice, and the people are def nicer
Busan is better tbh
(very sigma)
or "Pusan" as they call it
train to busan is a bussin movie
i dont talk to women cuz i am sigma 😎 ( i am scared shitless )
Busan is awesome, I had the best Champong and Jjajangmyun I've had there
i dont to women
and one of the best parts about living in korea is, i get to travel to japan and china without having to spend 10 hours in a plane and paying a shit load of money
grrr
the food is to die for
it's more "B" imo, just airy @sand crater
anyway i have to head out now
nah wtf wrong gif
bro
why do u have that
it's probably one of the popular angry gifs
i know big dawg, but u still -- just did that
I favourited this one
i was tryna send this
i fumbled
too sus?
me asf
u need the fluffy hair and jawline
ong
random but true
i agree
i agree
these gosh darn rules, how barbaric
yall should elect me as leader of chess com (forget the part how im a lichess loyalist)
yeah why can't i spam the n word infront of 5 blackmens
nobody's stopping you!
ull get jumped blud
if i was put in power, ppl would probably be better at chess or smthn cool
Hi chat
if i was put in charge i would cause a biblical event
lichess has really bad UI as compared to chess .com
never let your opponent get the first hit
UIU
lichess is better in every way except for its kinda just a lil ugly
lichess needs fluffy hair lol
thats what i said
and a jawline
fr
WHYYYYYYYYYYYY
chess is for smelly ppl anyways
@plain arrow that took a while
cuz the pawn mogged the king
@stable mirage
bro had a better jawline
smh pinged the wrong sirius
Hersheys chocolate >
He mewed harder
now get sex
.
💀
bruh
why are there multiple sirius?
its in the game
everything everything?
gottham + chess = batman still 😦
no it doesnt have everything

i tried combining 2 things but it didnt combine
GOOD JOB
ludwig did
awww too bad u cant leak government documents with it then
must be a dead end
i know
the goverment documents are present
i need my coffee i cant poop without it bro
What did you combine to make it?
is the blueprint for the f-33 there?
why does coffee make us poop
game and board
us?
wait u dont have that
Ah
If animals aren't supposed to be eaten why are they made of food
who said they arent supposed to be eaten
@plain arrow use the fricking correct pfp
Vegetarians and vegans did
chess + chess = checkers bruh
Use this as your pfp
how about checkers+checkers
duolingo sucks
Those guys are cringe
talking to real people >>>

-the dude on discord
checkerboard
Damn 💀 ur family is in danger
insanity
Puzzles anyone?
Don’t worry they’ll get my phone notifications soon 😈
Guys I'm looking for Joe do you know who Joe is
Let her live 😭😭
Joe mama
whos joe
btw you realize /privacy exists?
Joe mama
oh joe biden
Joe mama
What?
biden
Joe mama
FAKE ZEL
GOT HIMMMMM
AHHHHHHHH
Gahahaha

what
somehow we devolved from the roblox shitposts
A TL E ASTLIXHESS
lol
i have some good chinese propoganda shitposts lol on my old phone
@peak plank by the way the reason my rating tag changed is cause someone reported my acc for sandbagging lol
So chess.com automatically gave me new rating
thanks
Wait so does no one feel like pooping after drinking coffee?
I’m gonna have to lose some games again
No way it's only me
nah ur unique
bros literally sandbagging

Wait I am not even joking 💀
I actually feel like pooping after drinking coffee
huh. waiting for somone to change my accounts rating then
I am not comfortable with 4 digit elo in this server
the perfect circle looks more like a sqaure tbh
????
i agree that mid level and high level chess isnt really fun (unless ur winning lol), 3 digit chess is just too ez
it’s too big for him
3 digit people tend to be less obnoxiously arrogant
4 digiters are annoying here

i met an indian guy who once spammed me for like 20 minuted after i beat him 💀 (forever ago when i was a shitter, too)
they also tend to not talk about chess
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four digit all
Maybe that’s why I like them more
and thats why I like less
I don’t like talking sbout chess that much
I am 4 digit
I prefer playing it and giving variations
People who talk too much about positions are annoying
Moves speak for themselves
It’s when people keep yapping that unnecessary debates start
Bro is yapping
"chess speaks for itself"
He was right, he’s MY American world champ
Anyway, especially on this server, I prefer 3 digiters
I am 4 digit
My circle is 95.4% perfect, can you beat that?
4 digit gang >>>
🤔🔥🔥
ur mom
I wouldn't take that if I were you @austere garden
his mom
Jesus says to turn the other cheek. and i got church tomorrow morning
gn chat
close enough
Are you denominational?
::::
im a baptist, why?
Oh cool, nothing I was just curious
ah, what are u?
ok
Greek Orthodox
nice, idk anything, but that Greece Turkey stuff has funny shitposts
Woohoo
chat so dead
wow ur pinning nothing
fr. im practing g6 theory against the kings gambit
that pawn can go screw itself
the spanish is a silly goose, real ones play nf3 ng1 nf3
damn the Colgate chess league going oon
chess players need to brush their teeth fr
nh3
what about it
is goated
depends on what you like playing
I gave my full reti repritore to chat already so they can get 50 lines of prep vs me
KIA is solid
I like the Spanish
it’s the ruy lopez
nf3 is the best
nahhhh ur not playing it right then
nf3 is so so so solid, either nf3 g3, nf3 d4 c4, nf3 e3
or alapin Sicilian defense
its just so much fun
ngl nf3 is the only reason ive loved the game for as long as i did
LOL trapping the bishop loses

h
nf3 g3 is pretty fun
Icl
do you just take c5
nf3 g3 is what i started with, but the d4 c4 line is so much fun becos conventional stuff against the QG isnt quite right and its such a huge advantage
e3 b3 line is fun too, but im not really experienced enough with it to celebrate it so much
ur gonna get walled
walled
walled
Petroff 
which is about as exciting as anish giri's results in the 2016 candidates 🥱
Pixel the old man
Yep
hmmm
E
#💬〡chess-talk rate my game
Why Mobile Pop Up Message is not showing 😭😭😭
6/9
u mean 6/10
6/9 speaks for itself
I dont understand
@stable mirage wanna play
wanna practice against a bot 👀
Should i learn the english opening
I mean you can easily have exciting spanish games 🥱
Who tf pinged me
Wild
still fun to me
can I ping you
Frick no
who idiot pinged me
Gosh breakdance is so fricking cool
sup
hey
I JUST WONA CHESS TOURNAMENT
I WON A CHESS TOURNAMENT OUT OF 287 PLACED 1ST
:3
congrats
tysm
open or reserve
blblblbllb
call me up for a game OrangetheW
https://www.chess.com/game/live/101973293803 I just blundered my bishp so hard and he msised it im dead
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👀
then I blundered my queen killing myself i dont even care anymore

LALALALLALA
gotta be some school tourney then lol
its in chess,com
oh xd
lol i have proof
u checked mine?
bro is the king of going against 300s
ohh cc tourna
We harassing 100s with this one
2|1 bullet HMM
?
Wild
p sure it was just being “underrated” in bullet
oh and one 1200
was the 1200 flagged
Smurfing
blitz 1200
Exactly
:/ i won
💀
by sandbagging bullet
i love sand
do you love tea
im no bri ish but yes
that’s like me going down and bullying like 1800s
no
ur so bad at chess
Hush kitten
play checkers
it’s like gold at most or silver they were no where near diamond much less plat
ur aim is cwispy for a gold doe
I’m not gold
ur gold
what rank are you
Kitten don't be upset,
that was just an unrated and I wanted to push site
what rank are you
gold is always a bad rank in every single game
this act I’m already ascendant 2

GYAT

HI KITTEN

COUGH COUGH
HOWS UR DAY GOING
😿
And yet i could kick your ass at chess
woah woAH LETS BE NICE
💀
go away dude
you def peaked sem
you didn’t have to say it
900 rated 
I only ever got to lem
we haven't 1v1d
pro
Oh it's ufc didn't I kick your ass a bunch of times and you got so mad you stopped talking to me
Who let bro cook
yo lets be NICE TO EACH OTHER
Not possible
my peak was gold nova 2 ;-;
dude I remember when I first started playing cs I was hardstuck silver for like a year lol
only when I got out I ranked up quickly
im hardstuck silver in val LMAO
I went from gn1 to like mge in 2 days it’s insane
wow
silver on cs is no joke
never played valorant
@timber walrus what is the purpose of life?
I was too for a bit
altho i recently got a pc so that might change
Rank reset this season was nasty
fr i got placed s1 my peak was s3
I feel bad for all the gold and silver players getting queued up against like ex diamonds and ascendants in comp
not fair
fr
Heck yea
wait is monitor size a factor in sensitivity
Not necessarily no but I recommend 27”
my current is 27 lol
Then that’s perfect
altho 60 hz :/
Try getting at least 144hz if you can
can you tell the difference between 144 and 240
what about 240 and like 300
It’s more like a peaking advantage
oh
hi cat
hey
none there
???
no LMAO hz in monitor
🫠 i feel like an dumbass now..
lmaoo
android user are you thinking of getting titled in chess
fair
lmao my friends are making fun of me cuz im silver
nice to see we’re doing the exact opposite
It’s alright
I’d continue playing comp just to keep getting immortal and ascendant buddies
I don’t think I’m ever reaching radiant
carry me
what rank are you
silver
im also silver 💀
what server are u on
oh lol
hi
would you wanna play mlbb with me

nah im gonna play val

if i have no friends online ill prob move ot mlbb tho
blud got rejected
Bro MartinFromChessCom just got roasted by a Geometry Dash youtuber
do you have friends
online
Las is my bf
no ill date hik

(im a boy)
Gasp
RESPOND
i havent logged on i have to finish my bio

we need mods to actually look at #1204816042875166740 smh
also forgot we sitll have this lol
ya
i do not remember this
When pain was still a mod
whos pain
smh
@molten ocean
nope
ok
they’re here
yes but not mod
@nimble niche lmao skill issue
inded
I don't have it bruh
anyways maybe I should host another hunger games sometime soon in that case
what
I blame the sticker for reminding me
I just grabbed it from years ago lol
nah
or did you "borrow" it
it's from a manga
^
what manga
jahy-sama wa kujikenai
whats it about
how did you know
I've seen it before
the colors of sirius
I know where all of the pfp came from lol
this dude talking in 2 servers at once
zzz
kerosene
something something therapy
heh
hello @stable mirage
where is neuro?
Day 7: 9 puzzles- 7 correct, 2 wrong
perhaps
why do you predict this?
I can see the future
I join this server when I have time & I leave when Im done with it, so Ima miss his fit
I see
bye
why lol
I lack self-control & this chat makes me lose brain cells 90% of the time
I see
bye
cya
bro got clones
wow
Yesterday was just a bad day lmao
Day 1: 0 puzzles - 0 correct, 0 wrong
I'm making good progress
considering that the bot expected around 36 puzzles thats quite good
Bro these puzzles are so stressful now that I know I’m tryna prove your stupid bot wrong
Like I was overthinking this one for 5 minutes 💀
just like f4 right
only?
no
thats easy
made me eat mangoes and a whoel papaya
I drink like 1 liter of milk in one sitting, twice per day
i’m about to vomit
ok nvm
Sirius wtf 💀
food is helpful with milk
It's like the best thing ever
thats not normal
and then the next day she’ll probably starve me
I feel like you did this only so you could get around the 5 second cooldown 
f4
Yep
someone send help
press alt+f4
they aren’t me
…
Crazy
just kidding
Bro if I had a gun rn I would shoot all 3 of y’all to stop the confusion
Imagine spending money on nitro on 2 different accounts lol
nah just kidding im the main account
I think I’ve had one too many drinks tonight 💀
do you have friends
||online||
Don't think so
time to tilt 200 points
sup
the sky
no way really?
I’m ahead of my time
wanna play a game of chess?
no
lmaoooo
wbu?
no
okeh :/
Woooo
I already did my tilting yesterday, rn I’m just making brownies
I actually gained 20 points today
if you tilt then you can legally sandbag
Want a bowl?
Bro do you not leave discord at all , how fat are you
What the heck is that
early brownie batter
bro never baked
I’ll show you in an hour or so
Ok
Whos good at Chemistry and wants to have a brain aneurysm
No
I’m taking AP chem next year
Ok dms
Bet
sometimes I play chess
@stable mirage @full glen how is bad better than best
im better tho
u just have a standard thats wrong
Elo :
elo is just a number
bro is one of those who say age is just a number
jail is just a place
I was just gonna say that
im still a minor
@sewermold
what
I do (only with mods)
Bro you're so old
they removed gapples crafting
Yeah
FR
It's removed
1.9 L
only enchanted golden apple stupid
undertale or minecraft
mincecraft
agree
LEARN THE DIFFERENCE BOI
Undertale or terraria
undertale
we already got mincecraft
ok
terraria is just minecraft but freedom and creativity is more limited
literally a fact since it removes a dimension and compensates it with other contents WHICH GETS BLAND
Just like age
we already made that joke
Ok but Ngl the boss fights are cleaner
Plus we have more ways to make the game harder than just hardcore or enemies having higher HP
what are the ways
I never played terraria but it's clearly different than Minecraft
💀

Well you have things like master mode, for the worthy seed, the zenith seed, not the bees seed, journey mode where you up the spawn rate to 30x
You can also ofc limit yourself to specific classes and things of the sort
Sure
hardcore
MC you have peaceful, normal, hard, and hardcore. What else
not using diamonds or netherite
pvp against better players
Cursed mode by fundy
fight dream
Well I don’t have friends so things like that weren’t considered
training for 100 years to fight technoblade
i would say a joke but i would go to hell so no
artificially increase difficulty by not wearing armour at all
Bro is trying to spam hot takes lol
I could prob beat them pre 1.9
what you have said were just extra content that terraria added to compensate for a missing FRICKING DIMENTION
So we can do everything you can do but better
The average top 10 mine men would clap them
And or more
Y’all hypixel Mfs suck at pvp
terraria hardcore 😄
terraria mediumcore 😨
i never seen a terraria mega project
Ok so? Mario is one of the top selling franchises in the world but it is 2D in most of its games
Top 10 is not average for sure
That’s because it doesn’t need one, it’s good already
the formula for that game is different. i would not want an extra dimention.
Well yeah but we’re supposedly comparing good players to each other
You are saying professional pvp people will defeat a speedrunner
ew mario
Fair enough
But people say that dream and techno are the best at pvp which is clearly wrong
yeah but its still iconic cuz they famous
but they are good
idk what to tell you man
it makes better mrbeast clickbait
theres no denying this tho
In technos prime sure he was insanely good and the best but that’s only because everyone else was trash in 2018
the sirius have been here since 4 houts
Also considering terraria won the labor of love award and MC didn’t…
I have no clue how dream is revered as good at PvP
because im the best
I can understand techno tho
Bobby Fischer is still remembered no?
beating his clown friends in manhunts
isnt he like dead n shit
1v5
Dream obv scripts his manhunts lol
True he surely isn't good at pfp
Ur stupid if you think anything else
are you sirius right now
I mean do we have any evidence besides doubt
El Cheesy 
everyone who play minecraft when dream was at his prime apparently lol
@viscid jacinth hi handsome R
an*s
with a smiling face
Hey some type of flag I dont recognise
anus
that's me
Bad word mods ban
just say it no need to be scared@minor owl
why do u keep changing ur pfp ur thorfinn one is peak
anus anus anus
real. be a man @minor owl
good son
yes :3
this is the happiest i have been today
mommy said no bad words
@bright prairie
not real
mommy?
how is the eye
don't tell me it's anitta please
because فلسطین
ok what
No its @glossy radish
fobby
WHAT THE FU-
@strange skiff
when did u become like this
She is 14 bro
i thought you were clean
are you sirius right now
eyepatch falldown
No one is clean
i mean im a minor too
free ping
dw he’s like -8 years old
deep down everyone has their bad side
lol what
😔
Btw dms
ya but we dont show it cuz we dont wnna go to jail
😰
he ain't a girl.
what if we say the n word
dead, vanished
Dont say that 😤
No one will remember your existence
ull get jumped
different accounts
not where i live
wait thats not u ?
it's me
india
thou shalt perish
so change ur pfp here as well
