💬〡general-off-topic

[flint fox]

@mellow jay IS THE

[minor owl]

woah thats a strong accusation

[surreal lantern]

he is hte impostor guyz,

HE MIGHT BE THE REAL

[mellow jay]

stop accusing me for being THE im not THE im slave of chess

[nocturne elk]

@nocturne elk ||ㅤㅤㅤㅤ||

[stuck kestrel]

this dog is the

[surreal lantern]

Shut up, you ARE the

[mellow jay]

THE

[minor owl]

WAIT WHAT

WHO IS THIS

[surreal lantern]

NO WAYU

[mellow jay]

HES THE

[nocturne elk]

IT IS I

[minor owl]

BOYS WE FOUND HIM

[flint fox]

WE FOUND THE

[nocturne elk]

THE

[surreal lantern]

ITS THE REAL

WE FOUND HIM BOYS

[minor owl]

NO WAY THE IS HERE

[stuck kestrel]

He is the

[mellow jay]

WE FOUND THEEE

[surreal lantern]

ITS THE

[nocturne elk]

THE is THE

[austere garden]

im a hater of the

[stuck kestrel]

u are my hero

[nocturne elk]

I'M WHO I'M

[flint fox]

BANISH HIM AT ONCE!!1!

[mellow jay]

CONNECT YOUR ACCOUNT

[austere garden]

lmao

[minor owl]

FUHHCK H U UUU

WE HATE YOU

[austere garden]

😭

[nocturne elk]

JOIN THE

[surreal lantern]

it all started with this

to THIS

We finally found the

[minor owl]

lmao 😭

[austere garden]

i will never join the

[minor owl]

the was found

[minor owl]

i am in the

[mellow jay]

@minor owl is the real THE

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/red-ball-angry-angry-fist-grr-gif-26521101

[surreal lantern]

dumbass we already found the

[flint fox]

BECOME THE OR BE BANISHED AT ONCE

[minor owl]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-gif-23663947

[nocturne elk]

AYO

[minor owl]

lil bro its settled

[surreal lantern]

agree

[minor owl]

wait pause

[mellow jay]

shut imagine yall accusing me for being THE

[surreal lantern]

There are 2

[austere garden]

lol

[flint fox]

JOIN THE NOW!!1!
OR YOU WILL BE BANISHED AT

ONCE

[surreal lantern]

so whos the other

[nocturne elk]

she is THE as well

[mellow jay]

💀

[austere garden]

the sucks

[minor owl]

WAIT THERE IS ANOTHER

[nocturne elk]

indeed

[surreal lantern]

bros gonna suck the

[flint fox]

bonk

[minor owl]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-mad-king-clash-royale-gif-14551128

GRRRRR

[surreal lantern]

raraaraghragh

[mellow jay]

NUH UH

[nocturne elk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/842786517969666068/1136163343183380550/hikaruGifT.gif

[minor owl]

nah cuz wtf is going on rn this is such a fever dream 😭

[mellow jay]

ok brb finding the || || ima go have dinner

[stuck kestrel]

Guys we found out who the is but we need to find out who a is

[mellow jay]

💀 💀

[nocturne elk]

who is a

[stuck kestrel]

who is a !?!

[surreal lantern]

I DID NOT THINK ABOUT THAT

[mellow jay]

☠️ ☠️

[minor owl]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-face-surprised-wee-bey-the-wire-revelation-gif-23831754

[proven drift]

What the heck is going on

[surreal lantern]

Who is A

[stuck kestrel]

u are a!

[austere garden]

@hollow rivet we need to know

[nocturne elk]

WHO A

[minor owl]

WHO IS A

[hard trail]

wait who is A

[minor owl]

BRO FOUND THE A

[nocturne elk]

is U A?

[stuck kestrel]

we found him!!

[surreal lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-um-actually-nerd-actually-um-gif-26028792

[minor owl]

GUYS WE FOUND A

[hard trail]

WHERE IS A

[stuck kestrel]

@flint fox and @nocturne elk kiss now

[flint fox]

who's a

[minor owl]

@buoyant glacier

[proven drift]

What about w

[flint fox]

NO

[nocturne elk]

where

[stuck kestrel]

thats me

[stuck kestrel]

Here, Now

[fickle ingot]

CLEAN BRO qf7+!! positional sac

[minor owl]

BRO HE REVEALVED HIMSELF

[austere garden]

"i now pronounce a and the husand and wife"

[minor owl]

best ship

[flint fox]

WTF

[surreal lantern]

@flint fox can suck the

[stone quiver]

Evening

[minor owl]

NAAAAHA

[stuck kestrel]

fax

[hard trail]

AYO

[flint fox]

i'm a man

[nocturne elk]

even better

[stuck kestrel]

doesnt matter

[proven drift]

Lmao

[hard trail]

this chat got sus real fast

[surreal lantern]

now you cannot suck the.

you NEED to suck the

[flint fox]

I REFUSE TO SUCK THE

[proven drift]

Alr when are we expecting a baby

[minor owl]

https://tenor.com/view/smirk-bee-meme-goofy-ahh-bee-meme-sus-bee-meme-smirk-smirk-goofy-ahh-pictures-bee-sus-gif-27636585

[stone quiver]

Okay what the flip i just came here

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/nike-just-do-it-gif-26636514

[stuck kestrel]

they can adopt u

[austere garden]

we can get sus

[minor owl]

A and THE are married

[surreal lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/seokryudan-seokyudan-matthew-seok-matthew-uhm-ackshually-gif-1653798793266669029

[proven drift]

WOAH WOAH WOAH

[minor owl]

we found A and THE

[flint fox]

i will not suck the

[stone quiver]

wow

[stuck kestrel]

u can finally have loving parents 🙂

[austere garden]

a was human traficking the

[minor owl]

illl suck the for you

[nocturne elk]

[proven drift]

💀

[surreal lantern]

now which one is the WHO

[flint fox]

ok

[stuck kestrel]

which one is an

[austere garden]

a is bullying basement

[stuck kestrel]

who is an

[minor owl]

https://tenor.com/view/bh187-spongebob-uh-oh-nope-not-me-busted-gif-25849224

[stuck kestrel]

an is the child of a and the

find an, now

[flint fox]

THIS PERSON IS AN

[stuck kestrel]

HE IS AN

[proven drift]

.....what the heck who is the mom and who is dad

[nocturne elk]

@an

[stuck kestrel]

a and the

[flint fox]

.

[minor owl]

@sly drift

[austere garden]

theres one called @ anh

[stuck kestrel]

u are an

[minor owl]

NO COMPROMISES

[austere garden]

i am not an

[minor owl]

wait THAT MAKES SENSE

[stuck kestrel]

thats what an would say!

[austere garden]

i am jdot

[minor owl]

SAID LIKE A TRUE AN

[flint fox]

stops existing

[stuck kestrel]

nice try an

[austere garden]

😢

[lime lava]

Hello

[austere garden]

an > a > the

[stuck kestrel]

ur parents are the and a

[proven drift]

We have an imposter among us

[minor owl]

(this is the part where u change ur name to an)

[flint fox]

a died

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-running-run-two-legs-animal-gif-17592134

[austere garden]

an is a revolting teenager then

[proven drift]

@raven crest found him

[minor owl]

u decide that ur an

[flint fox]

YALL A DIED

[proven drift]

Jdot is an imposter

[minor owl]

ha why H there

[minor owl]

NO WTF

i mean atleast the is still here

[austere garden]

rip a

[flint fox]

THE KILLED A

[minor owl]

i am THE fan so i let that slide

[proven drift]

It's his wife she died so he added her name into his name

[hard trail]

🫡 a

[minor owl]

RIP A

[proven drift]

I vote for @nocturne elk

[minor owl]

ok now lets stop pls 😭

[nocturne elk]

[flint fox]

wait let's actually get real

[minor owl]

wtf is going on 💀

[proven drift]

Eject him out of the ship

[flint fox]

no more the, a, an, that,

[austere garden]

with death of a comes death of our series. 😦

[flint fox]

NO MORE OF THEM

[proven drift]

We have to find 1 now

[minor owl]

thats deep

[austere garden]

fed fed go away, come again another day

[proven drift]

New mission accuired

[minor owl]

nah imm a watch chat while quick hand gripper workout

u guys continue i am too tired for this

[flint fox]

T.H.E.

Season 2, Episode 1

[minor owl]

i is here wtf

[flint fox]

NO WAY I IS HERE

[nocturne elk]

it is I

[minor owl]

https://tenor.com/view/fumble-drop-phone-stumble-drop-clumsy-gif-16813768

[proven drift]

LMAO

[austere garden]

the died in a horrible car accident that resulted in an adjacent crash with a full school bus

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/booty-bum-butt-minion-despicable-me-gif-7549898

[minor owl]

the died and his organs messed up to form i

[minor owl]

nah that aint be bruh wtf

[austere garden]

si

[flint fox]

a died cause the made an kill a

[wise mortar]

Anyone femboys?

[minor owl]

NOOO

[wise mortar]

Dm me

[minor owl]

STOP WTF

[austere garden]

screenshot time lol

[nocturne elk]

HAHAH

[minor owl]

GUYS HE AINT EL CHEESY

[austere garden]

(slander, how fun)

[flint fox]

Absolutely, :3

[austere garden]

idk seems legit to me

[nocturne elk]

BECOME EL CHEESY

[lament jacinth]

El cheesy will you marry me

[wise mortar]

I am

[minor owl]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[wise mortar]

Yes baby

[nocturne elk]

[minor owl]

YOU ARE NOT ME

[minor owl]

STFU WTF IS HAPPENING

[nocturne elk]

schizophrenia moment

[austere garden]

how do i commit identity theft? i am el cheesy now

[nocturne elk]

@wise mortar send the pfp

[minor owl]

https://tenor.com/view/jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-jjk-fight-jujutsu-kaisen-fight-yuji-gif-3573707543397174657

type shit

[austere garden]

lmao

[lament jacinth]

How do you know I wasn't talking to el cheesy

[minor owl]

😭

[olive crane]

bros lookin at someones meat

i jus know it

[minor owl]

we dont talk bout that

[wise mortar]

Yes yours

[lament jacinth]

Maybe I won't marry el cheesy then

[nocturne elk]

it was mine

[austere garden]

bro made his own happiness here 😭

[tame gulch]

hello

[minor owl]

yo change ur name this is tripping me out 💀

i am having dejavu but its not dejavu type shit

[lament jacinth]

Joshua's assemble

[austere garden]

hola, this is the spanish only chesscom server

[olive crane]

no

[minor owl]

nah that ended

[tame gulch]

what?!

[lament jacinth]

There's still 6 of them

[tame gulch]

hola

[minor owl]

mb

[wise mortar]

Hi are u a femboy?

[minor owl]

bro stop 😭

[tame gulch]

nonono

[lime lava]

:3

[tame gulch]

i will stop

[lament jacinth]

El cheesy I didn't know you were into femboys, mb for asking to marry you

[twilit river]

XD

[nocturne elk]

CAN I GET A HOOOOOYAAHHHH

[minor owl]

NAH BRO MESSING ME UP

[wise mortar]

HOOOYAAHHH

[nocturne elk]

OWO hehehehe

[minor owl]

THAT AINT ME BRO 😭

[wise mortar]

UwU

[nocturne elk]

THAT is me bro

[tame gulch]

?!?!

[minor owl]

NO

[wise mortar]

I am him

[nocturne elk]

HEHEHEHE

[minor owl]

GO AWAY

[wise mortar]

UwU

[lament jacinth]

El cheesy is a furry? 😭

[tame gulch]

i'm "notch"

[minor owl]

https://tenor.com/view/black-spiderman-spiderman-spectacular-spider-man-venom-symbiote-gif-25981927

[wise mortar]

Yea of course

[austere garden]

Tenía un gato pero lo atropelló un autobús escolar que conducía el cheesy

[lime lava]

No one makes that face when looking at someone's meat

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/suhgenre-jccthangs-gif-24975871

[tame gulch]

?!?!

[minor owl]

NOOO

wrong emoji

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/booty-bum-butt-minion-despicable-me-gif-7549898

[olive crane]

how do you know

[lament jacinth]

That's random

[tame gulch]

hahahahaha

[austere garden]

nuh uh

[minor owl]

whats it mean

[austere garden]

its spanish silly

[tame gulch]

goooooooood

[nocturne elk]

JOIN EL CHEESY

[austere garden]

its uh, saying ur a cool friend

[nocturne elk]

do it now

[minor owl]

god no

[wise mortar]

I need to be bimbofied

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/uwu-skeleton-wheelchair-wow-gif-27408889

[lament jacinth]

He's saying he had a cat that got hit by a school bus that was driven by cheesy.

In horrible grammar mind you

[austere garden]

yup

[worn ice]

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[minor owl]

@austere garden u promised u wont leak that
ur family is in danger

[abstract edge]

been having a bad dsy on blitz lately

[austere garden]

the cartels are after me

look at what u have done liya

[minor owl]

bro geniunely stfu ill get banned

[wise mortar]

Hehe

[lime lava]

Everyone looks like this
Its like when you laugh online you send "🤣🤣🤣"
In reality your reaction is this " "

[nocturne elk]

[minor owl]

😭

[lament jacinth]

Mods have arrived

[austere garden]

dw mods are bribable

[tame gulch]

what?1

?

[nocturne elk]

does any one want some free cheese

[wise mortar]

Mods are furries they protect us femboys

[tame gulch]

go_______d

[lament jacinth]

Jon, Garfield is hungry go tend to him will you

[austere garden]

now i dont even know which one of them is real

[nocturne elk]

||ㅤㅤㅤㅤ||

[tame gulch]

i thank you'

[minor owl]

https://tenor.com/view/i-quit-animated-text-gif-11613660

[lime lava]

Both of you should get banned

[minor owl]

you are el cheesy now bud

[lament jacinth]

Be quiet bean burrito

[sharp portal]

What a bunch of losers

[austere garden]

based

[minor owl]

bro came in stole my life and replaced me

[lime lava]

Ok

[wise mortar]

I like crazy girl like u

[nocturne elk]

ong fr

[delicate jay]

💀

[lime lava]

Rizz

[lament jacinth]

😨

[minor owl]

ill have to change my name 😭

[tame gulch]

lol

[delicate jay]

💀

[tame gulch]

i lol already

[nocturne elk]

hehehe

[minor owl]

and he has better rizz than me 😭

[austere garden]

el cheesy join the dots

cdot

[wise mortar]

Stare me down with your killer eyes

[tame gulch]

i think i

[lament jacinth]

@wise mortar rizzes like a middle age indian man

[minor owl]

NAAH I WOULDNT TAKE THAT @wise mortar

[austere garden]

🗣️

[lime lava]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-staring-stare-looking-staring-gif-24010129

[delicate jay]

directness>chivalry

[lament jacinth]

Babee you are so acrazi

[wise mortar]

Shower me with your dominating silentness

[minor owl]

😭

[lament jacinth]

What does that even mean

[wise mortar]

I love u

[lament jacinth]

💀💀

[lament jacinth]

Aww I love me too

[austere garden]

actually wild, valentines is over lil bro

[olive crane]

nahh

thas crazy

[minor owl]

i have been dethroned

[tame gulch]

wate a second i_m_n_o_t_P_l_a_y_i_n_g_b_a_d_l_i_o_n

[austere garden]

wate a second

[twilit river]

[lament jacinth]

Only way to rizz me up is with math rizz and food tbh

[olive crane]

math rizz?

[austere garden]

girl we looking like 1+1 if thats what u up 2

[nocturne elk]

hey girl are u my IQ because you are a 6

[tame gulch]

[lament jacinth]

Yes im obsessed with math

[wise mortar]

I didnt realize you are such an algebra and a pizza

[austere garden]

i am rizz

[minor owl]

my life was stolen from me 😭

[surreal lantern]

Who

[lament jacinth]

There's a new el cheesy help

[surreal lantern]

bro if it was, you would be the

[lament jacinth]

💀💀💀💀

[minor owl]

ong

[lament jacinth]

10/10!

[minor owl]

💀

[olive crane]

are you my elo?
cuz thats what i would rate you out of 100

[surreal lantern]

bro thinks he the

when his elo is 59

[lament jacinth]

Danggg

[wise mortar]

Anyway i like femboys

[tame gulch]

??

[minor owl]

ya ur not me bro

[surreal lantern]

Dude exposed himself

[nocturne elk]

uwu

[olive crane]

[minor owl]

i am not el cheesy

[lament jacinth]

He likes them you love them

[wise mortar]

We are el cheesy

[minor owl]

fr

[abstract edge]

if x+u=15, id assume x=5 because u are definitely a 10

[grim edge]

Is this an anime character?

[austere garden]

wtf

[olive crane]

literally me

[nocturne elk]

yeah

[minor owl]

hmu

[wise mortar]

Reported

[grim edge]

Do you know which

[minor owl]

WTF THERE IS NOW A NOT ELCHEESY

[lament jacinth]

W

[grim edge]

?

[nocturne elk]

what do u mean

[surreal lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/shock-shocker-shocked-black-guy-gif-27526370

[minor owl]

but he in blunder gang

[lime lava]

Bro
You are prob 20
What are you doing

[minor owl]

sucess gang is the og one guys

[austere garden]

point and laugh

[grim edge]

20?

[austere garden]

hes fat ngl

[surreal lantern]

Bro that's Naruto

[minor owl]

💀

[grim edge]

Where did u get 20💀

[minor owl]

ok the el cheesers left

[nocturne elk]

finally

[minor owl]

NOOOOO

[nocturne elk]

[austere garden]

....

Jdot solos in fortnite ngl

[grim edge]

Who

[minor owl]

i dont even know if i am el cheesy anymore

[austere garden]

is that actually u

[lament jacinth]

10/10! Rizz

[grim edge]

No it's my friend

[minor owl]

we we get it bro make another joke

[austere garden]

ah yeah ur the dog mb

[grim edge]

What

[surreal lantern]

The

[stone quiver]

Fanum tax

[minor owl]

real

[austere garden]

skibidi ohio?

[lament jacinth]

You're a bit slow in the head aren't you im not talking about factorials

[nocturne elk]

hey that is rude

[stone quiver]

Gyat rizz

[austere garden]

kai cenat

[minor owl]

ya its a really smol value u explained this joke to me in detail

[stone quiver]

Mogged

[twilit river]

Jim creatine protein shake

[minor owl]

u sat down and said " listen to this big brain joke lmao "

[wise mortar]

Yeah im slowly in love with u

[nocturne elk]

Mogged

[lament jacinth]

Im NOT talking about factorials

[minor owl]

ok so there are now 3 el cheesys

[stone quiver]

Im mewing

[austere garden]

now im just confused

[minor owl]

i am losing my identity

[lament jacinth]

Rizz

[minor owl]

i am the real one trust me 😭

[surreal lantern]

*meowing

[nocturne elk]

i am the real one trust me 😭

[austere garden]

asian jeff or mongraal

[minor owl]

asian jeff ?

[lime lava]

!age

[delicate jay]

crazy command

[slender spire]

heylo

[nocturne elk]

heylo

[neon pond]

huh

[wise mortar]

Are u femboy?

[austere garden]

huh

[slender spire]

boy

[nocturne elk]

sadge

[neon pond]

omg guys guess what

[austere garden]

g6 enjoyer when he meats a b3 enjoyer

[neon pond]

guys

[wise mortar]

Meats

[austere garden]

lol

[nocturne elk]

Meats

[delicate jay]

what does it mean to "meat" someone?

[stone quiver]

He is

[neon pond]

i'll just go e5

[minor owl]

bro think he me

[wise mortar]

Nice i need more femboys in my femboys farm

[austere garden]

depends on the context 💀

[slender spire]

kill and make them like meat

[stone quiver]

Yes

[nocturne elk]

bro think he me

[twilit river]

💀

[minor owl]

BRO STOP

[surreal lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-akainu-aokiji-black-people-free-gif-12043781125453851

EMBED SUCKS

[nocturne elk]

ong fr

[minor owl]

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME

[delicate jay]

like?

[minor owl]

what did i do to you

[slender spire]

wanna se my fridge ?

[minor owl]

to deserve this

[slender spire]

or bassemnet/

[lament jacinth]

You're wat

[austere garden]

identity theft 😭

[wise mortar]

I am a femboy

[minor owl]

identity heist not even a theft anymore

[nocturne elk]

ong bro😭

[minor owl]

this one is smart

[austere garden]

caught u

[nocturne elk]

thank you☺️

[minor owl]

this one is just tryna be funny

[mellow jay]

did we find out who is a

[minor owl]

o ur mister human flag

[surreal lantern]

bro i deadass forgot who the real one is 💀

[nocturne elk]

yeah

[austere garden]

yup

[minor owl]

same 😭

[nocturne elk]

[mellow jay]

then who is a

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/booty-bum-butt-minion-despicable-me-gif-7549898

[austere garden]

the one i didnt say "caught u" too is him

[minor owl]

yessir

[austere garden]

@hollow rivet (we love u)

[minor owl]

aight u know what

[austere garden]

cheesy join as cdot

[minor owl]

https://tenor.com/view/booty-bum-butt-minion-despicable-me-gif-7549898

[slender spire]

@b

[slender spire]

ye kya bkl

[mellow jay]

WHO IS B

[austere garden]

cardi B

[slender spire]

no idea

[delicate jay]

they're like @c

[minor owl]

abe nahi pta bhai sab mera nam lekar ajeeb ajeeb harkate kar rhe he

[austere garden]

Dougie B

[mellow jay]

more like @d

[austere garden]

Kenzo B

[wise mortar]

Aca

[slender spire]

indian hai tu

[minor owl]

NAAAH WTF

[minor owl]

ha

[austere garden]

👀

[wise mortar]

Hai

[delicate jay]

@e is much more nice though

[slender spire]

koi toh india hai sub angrez hi hai idhar wanra

sahi hai

[lament jacinth]

El cheesy in the femboy gang

[minor owl]

abe @wise mortar ye bhi indian he

[surreal lantern]

-eez nuts

[mellow jay]

what about @f

[wise mortar]

I only know aca

[minor owl]

o ok

[wise mortar]

And g word

[slender spire]

ookei

[nocturne elk]

<@&745328830649991179>

[wise mortar]

Lmao

[minor owl]

lmao

[delicate jay]

@g gave him a flungering

[mellow jay]

@h who is h????

[austere garden]

tweaker moment

[minor owl]

ig

[slender spire]

bro going to public his OF account

[minor owl]

i am now embracing the chaos

[delicate jay]

he's the flooberflabber

[mellow jay]

choas

[minor owl]

https://tenor.com/view/minion-but-despicable-me-pool-swim-gif-16227921

[minor owl]

?

[nocturne elk]

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/booty-bum-butt-minion-despicable-me-gif-7549898

[mellow jay]

i like how chaotic general is

[mellow jay]

i saw everything

[austere garden]

we have 3 now

[minor owl]

i think we are chaotic in general 🤣

[mellow jay]

choating

[austere garden]

we have 3 cheesies

[delicate jay]

@i don't know who h is

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-strange-marvel-avengers-end-game-marvel-comics-benedict-cumberbatch-gif-17308386

[delicate jay]

sorry, doesn't*

[mellow jay]

WE NEED TO FIND OUT WHO H IS

[minor owl]

blud we are way past that

[mellow jay]

true

[nocturne elk]

ong fr

[mellow jay]

but who is h

[delicate jay]

why are there three of you 😭

[nocturne elk]

no u

[mellow jay]

idk

[minor owl]

i am the real one

[wise mortar]

I am H, hamboy

[minor owl]

TRUST ME 😭

[austere garden]

its a cult

[mellow jay]

@nocturne elk fk you ct

[minor owl]

THESE GUYS ARE RUINING MY NAME

[minor owl]

no its not

[nocturne elk]

[surreal lantern]

bro just change your username so ez

[nocturne elk]

@severedmop

[austere garden]

there are 4 mods and 3 admins. i bet everyting they are watching in silence

[minor owl]

they follow me everywhere i go

[austere garden]

hiii mods

[mellow jay]

sewer mop

[minor owl]

matrix

[wise mortar]

They like femboys and furries so we are safe

[austere garden]

lmao

[delicate jay]

mopped sewer

[mellow jay]

i dont think they care

[minor owl]

ong fr

[nocturne elk]

uwu

[mellow jay]

sopped mewer

[wise mortar]

UwU

[delicate jay]

lopped skewer

[minor owl]

bro think he jjk with that " i am you "

[mellow jay]

Rxf7

[nocturne elk]

skewered mop

[fresh wind]

really?

[delicate jay]

draw?

[austere garden]

chat what have we devolved too

[mellow jay]

joking bruh

[flint fox]

haynakotinolamo

[fresh wind]

sure dude

[minor owl]

🥶

[mellow jay]

skewered mop?

[austere garden]

mods in chat womp womp

[minor owl]

https://tenor.com/view/outoftheshadows-hidden-walk-out-shadowfigure-gif-24638354

[flint fox]

no more the?

[wise mortar]

You are my favorite mod ever in the history of discord

[minor owl]

" really "

[mellow jay]

draw

[minor owl]

ok last set

[austere garden]

Last set?

[delicate jay]

alright, now hop on puzzle battles

[mellow jay]

the

[minor owl]

gripper

[austere garden]

lol funny word

[minor owl]

why is it funny

[mellow jay]

bro exists in every chess server that im in

[austere garden]

sounds like gripen jet

[vale frost]

Your banner looks cool,can you send it to dms?

[minor owl]

yo blunder gang pull up

elmo i saw u lurking

[delicate jay]

osu player!!!!!

[mellow jay]

why is everyone asking about my banner just go and google chess images

[mellow jay]

hi

[vale frost]

I want that banner

[austere garden]

its one guy bro

[vale frost]

Come on sharing is caring

[mellow jay]

just google chess images

[austere garden]

sharing is caring

[minor owl]

💀

[delicate jay]

six digit?

[mellow jay]

no there was another person

[austere garden]

hoo rahhh

[mellow jay]

seven

[delicate jay]

damn

[mellow jay]

examing no osu

only chess and coding

[vale frost]

Cant find it

[mellow jay]

bro just google lens or whatever

[vale frost]

Cant even spare a dam minute

[austere garden]

200

lmfao, bro thinks hes andrew tate

[minor owl]

he goofy

[nocturne elk]

who

[minor owl]

anu tae

[nocturne elk]

oh

[minor owl]

ya

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/booty-bum-butt-minion-despicable-me-gif-7549898

[minor owl]

https://tenor.com/view/minion-but-despicable-me-pool-swim-gif-16227921

[mellow jay]

so cursed looks like bro talking to himself

[nocturne elk]

[olive crane]

noooo i miss clicked on a flag win

[mellow jay]

why

[minor owl]

😭

[olive crane]

or draw

[nocturne elk]

ikr

[austere garden]

....

[olive crane]

i miss clicked auryrgotwoagoerqhr

[wise mortar]

Yes

[minor owl]

yes

[nocturne elk]

wsg

[austere garden]

wsg

[nocturne elk]

[wise mortar]

Wagwan

[mellow jay]

did you take queen

[minor owl]

wsg

[olive crane]

i was white

[minor owl]

aight imma go piss

@minor owl

[wise mortar]

Yeah sorry dude i will make it 100 tomorrow

[olive crane]

thats why i said i miss cliced

[mellow jay]

i just realized that the clock is in wrong color cc on drugs again

[minor owl]

ya washroom time

el cheesers roll out

[olive crane]

no my king just walked all over there

[wise mortar]

Just dm me tomorrow

[olive crane]

its not wrong color

[mellow jay]

no look at the clock

[mellow jay]

CLOCK

[olive crane]

oh you right

[austere garden]

"roger roger" ahh discussion

[minor owl]

💀

[wise mortar]

10-4 baby

[olive crane]

@mellow jay WAIT clocks dont have COLORS

[nocturne elk]

roger

[mellow jay]

THEY DO

[minor owl]

"affirmative" lookin aah conversation

[olive crane]

they become white for if its your move

and black if its not your move

slave you're being dumb rn 😭

[mellow jay]

no, if youre white the background become bright white on active?

[nocturne elk]

ayo

[minor owl]

dumb slave lmao

[olive crane]

no
only white if its your move

changes to black if opp's move

[mellow jay]

isnt black has black clock tho?

[austere garden]

huh

[minor owl]

yo wait the cheesy alliance is actually a power move

[olive crane]

you're eating my braincells
watch the pic carefully

[rancid ravine]

Hey all, I made a tournament for tomorrow if anyone is interested. 🙂 https://www.chess.com/play/tournament/4578398

[minor owl]

ill pull up the cheesers to dominate my opps

[austere garden]

get to grippen boy

[minor owl]

done

[austere garden]

"bros from the cheesy block, better watch out"

[minor owl]

💀

[wise mortar]

Nice

[austere garden]

-Nice

[simple depot]

lemme join your blunder gang

[wise mortar]

Are u femboy though?

[mellow jay]

i think youre dumb

[simple depot]

i blundered a queen 6 times but my opponent didnt see it

[austere garden]

u have to be cracked at fortnite

[simple depot]

so let me join the gang rn

[simple depot]

oh hell nah im out 💀

[wise mortar]

Only femboys allowed

[austere garden]

lmao

[grim edge]

Average game for me

[mellow jay]

youre just showing that youre also dumb

funny yall dont even remember what color the clock is

💀

[austere garden]

clocks arent real... its all in ur head

[mellow jay]

uh oh

[nocturne elk]

heads arent real... its all in ur clock

[austere garden]

based

[mellow jay]

heads arent clock... its all in ur real

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Chess (add1cted_chess_player)

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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 502
Blitz: 293

[simple depot]

man i still gotta get my blitz up

😭

[delicate jay]

real aren't clocks, it's all in your in

[austere garden]

bro forget the head

[minor owl]

aight bye chat

[austere garden]

lmao

[minor owl]

the real el cheesy is dipping

[austere garden]

bye cheesatron

[nocturne elk]

its all real... heads are in ur clock

[minor owl]

by dotatron

[glad skiff]

@mellow jay play me cc

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Percy (howtomakepplragequit)

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Name: Percy (howtomakepplragequit)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 978 (peak)
Blitz: 1000 (1093 peak)
Bullet: 678 (866 peak)

[mellow jay]

its all clock... real are in ur heads

[mellow jay]

fr

[nocturne elk]

real... all clocks arent head in ur its

[mellow jay]

ok

[mellow jay]

... in ur head all clock arent real

[nocturne elk]

bro my brain finna explode

[delicate jay]

ur in head... real arent clock

[hardy flame]

Guys I’m going to a tournament this Sunday how do I prepare?

[mellow jay]

play ig

[glad skiff]

what time control

[surreal lantern]

bro if you head explode you're the

[glad skiff]

is it fide rated

[hardy flame]

20+0, not long

[nocturne elk]

oh no i am not the ||ㅤㅤㅤㅤ||

[surreal lantern]

arent head its ur in

[mellow jay]

arent head its real... ur clock

[hardy flame]

Yeah 💀 I feel like I’m gonna be embarrassed by a bunch of 8 year plds

[glad skiff]

well i mean you should practice chess.com rapid and some blitz

a bit of blitz so you can work well under time pressure

[mellow jay]

@surreal lantern ayo

[nocturne elk]

[hardy flame]

For some reason I’m 1700 rapid and 1200 blitz, idk why

[surreal lantern]

Yo anyone who pings me is the

[glad skiff]

but mostly rapid and also do tactics

[mellow jay]

💀

[delicate jay]

its real... clock arent head

[mellow jay]

im not the

[nocturne elk]

it is I

[glad skiff]

im 2000 both lol

[mellow jay]

where ur and in

[grim edge]

W blitz sucks

[surreal lantern]

my clock is HARD right now

[void fjord]

Idk about y'all but when I wake up at 6 am

[glad skiff]

but my bullet is 2200

[delicate jay]

they inured themselves

[mellow jay]

bro 💀

[austere garden]

prep ur opponents. be well versed in ur own sh. be able to win ig

[surreal lantern]

my clock is hard in head ur its IN

[nocturne elk]

i thought clocks are always hard

[hardy flame]

Openings don’t matter much right? I only know lines in my favorite openings and don’t know how to counter the ruy Lopez or Caro Kann

[glad skiff]

bro didnt u hear him most of them are 8

[nocturne elk]

i never seen a soft clock in my life

[surreal lantern]

Juicy-licous

[mellow jay]

uh true...

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-little-sexy-back-sexy-bikini-gif-12072915

[glad skiff]

just dont get into those openings then

[void fjord]

ehhhhhh?

[nocturne elk]

💀

[hardy flame]

Can’t because it’s a 1 day tournament with 9 round, random openings

[glad skiff]

do you have a fide rating

[mellow jay]

i suppose you cant have a clock that is soft .. general clocks

[austere garden]

u shoulda prepped before 1 day in advance lol

[delicate jay]

9 rounds of 20+0 on day one?

[hardy flame]

I’m not a d4 player, not a 2. Nc6 player as white

[delicate jay]

how many people are going

[nocturne elk]

liquid clocks have entered the chat

[glad skiff]

not unusual

[mellow jay]

25 hours

[wise mortar]

UwU

[hardy flame]

Yeah 9 rounds in one day.

[mellow jay]

the

[delicate jay]

25 hours worth of people

[glad skiff]

accept my challenge

[nocturne elk]

||ㅤㅤㅤㅤ||

[mellow jay]

oh oops sorry yeah r

[hardy flame]

50 ish

[surreal lantern]

dang bro 25 hours of people are going?

thats alot of CLOCKS

[austere garden]

ez prep 50 ppl lol

[glad skiff]

whats ur fide rating

[grim edge]

That’s impossible lmao

[hardy flame]

0, this is my first FIDE rated tournament

[glad skiff]

its not its like half day

[hardy flame]

No really, it’s 8 or 9 rounds I don’t remember

[grim edge]

9 rounds of 20+0 would take 15+ hours to complete

[delicate jay]

is it sectioned?

[glad skiff]

my online-otb conversion is shit
my online rating is 2100-2200 and my otb is 1197 classical 1300 rapid

[austere garden]

well the best advice is to just win, (u can thank me later)

[hardy flame]

Assuming 40 minutes per round and a 10 minute break in between it’ll take 450 minutes

[grim edge]

real

[glad skiff]

are u on crack

[grim edge]

??

[glad skiff]

thats not 15 hours

[grim edge]

Yes, it’s 18

[hardy flame]

I never said it was

[glad skiff]

1 hour per round is 9 hours

[mellow jay]

send again its not working again 😭

[surreal lantern]

bro this server transiton is wild

[glad skiff]

9am-6pm is possible

[delicate jay]

bro's tweaking

[grim edge]

I miscalculated

[wise mortar]

Hi

[hardy flame]

I mean you gotta play a ton just to get a decent rating

[austere garden]

9am chess sounds horrible

[wicked basin]

[surreal lantern]

fake

[delicate jay]

fake

[glad skiff]

ive played like 120 classical games

[nocturne elk]

ayo my man josh

[hardy flame]

The tournament actually starts at 9:00

[surreal lantern]

Bro who the hell is names skibiditoiletmcface

[glad skiff]

and no you can get a good initial

[glad skiff]

sent

[mellow jay]

it doesnt show up again

[nocturne elk]

[surreal lantern]

Alright let me challenge you

[hardy flame]

Bruh my friend is like 800 chess.c*m and he got a 1300 FIDE rapid rating

[surreal lantern]

Let me play chess

[glad skiff]

yes i know

my rapid is 2028 chess.com my fide is 1300

[mellow jay]

on my chest 💀

[surreal lantern]

chess account

[delicate jay]

chest chess

[surreal lantern]

bro

what is dude thinking

[hardy flame]

Skill issue or what? You should be at least 1600

[delicate jay]

is the reward for playing chest chess a chest chess chest?

[hardy flame]

I shouldn’t be trash talking a 2000

[glad skiff]

yep skill issue
my bullet chess.com is 2219 but otb blitz is 1314

[surreal lantern]

dm meyour account name bro

[mellow jay]

no

[surreal lantern]

lets play a game of chess

[glad skiff]

i sent btw does it still not show u

[vivid ledge]

maybe otb is just a whole new game

[mellow jay]

chest

[hardy flame]

OTB is so confusing, my board vision is absolutely trash

[austere garden]

bro im 1200 and i beat a 2000 once, have some faith. full send

[surreal lantern]

wdym

its chess bro

[mellow jay]

average cc moment 💀

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/booty-bum-butt-minion-despicable-me-gif-7549898

[mellow jay]

edited

[nocturne elk]

bro what

[surreal lantern]

estided

[glad skiff]

ive been playing otb for like 7 years now

[mellow jay]

bro became ct

[glad skiff]

@mellow jay https://play.chess.com/hYa95

[surreal lantern]

give me your username NOW

[hardy flame]

Online I usually get 80-85% accuracy rapid, but when I analyze my OTB games from my chess club they’re at 70%

[glad skiff]

no

[nocturne elk]

💀

[surreal lantern]

not you

[glad skiff]

still no tho

[surreal lantern]

the slavery chess guy

[hardy flame]

Also how many games do you need to play to get an initial rating?

[glad skiff]

9 i think

[nocturne elk]

@mellow jay

[hardy flame]

Then I think I’ll get one

[glad skiff]

im playing her in blitz

[hardy flame]

My aim is 1400

[surreal lantern]

WOAH You're PLAYING her????

[fickle ingot]

white to hold a draw
wut is the best move here

[hardy flame]

@glad skiff I’ll update you once I get my rating

[surreal lantern]

Real stuff tjere man

[wise mortar]

Hopefully i can reach 2000 before i died

[nocturne elk]

[glad skiff]

i know ppl whose fide is higher than online so gl

[nocturne elk]

i feel like i am dissociating looking at your pfp

[glad skiff]

online or otb

[wise mortar]

Just online ofc

[surreal lantern]

give me slavery of chessusername

[glad skiff]

check her bio

[nocturne elk]

She is Ding Xy Ren

[hardy flame]

Qh7

[surreal lantern]

is bro a her

[nocturne elk]

yeah bro is a she/her

[glad skiff]

mhm

[rocky vale]

Wdym? There's only 1 move

[glad skiff]

@hardy flame if u want more tips dm me i can help

[surreal lantern]

well she/her can clock/its/ur/in/head

[hardy flame]

Sure

[delicate jay]

arent!

[nocturne elk]

🔥 🗣️

[glad skiff]

i helped some guy get a 1345 blitz otb

[primal fern]

@surreal lantern @hardy flame hey guys welcome to the server! please connect your account to get trusted role in the server

sorry i just saw ur not new

[rocky vale]

@primal fern Hello LeuroNink

[wise mortar]

[surreal lantern]

i dont get it

[hardy flame]

Layer

[primal fern]

you don't have image perms or vc access in the server

[hardy flame]

*layer

[surreal lantern]

no

[primal fern]

you'll need to conncet your account to become 'trusted' here

[hardy flame]

*LATER

[surreal lantern]

slayer

[worn ice]

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[nocturne elk]

Layer

[surreal lantern]

done

[wise mortar]

Layer

[surreal lantern]

so ez

[delicate jay]

layer

[surreal lantern]

slay

im so trusted guys

[hardy flame]

@glad skiff I sent a dm

[surreal lantern]

you can trsut me

[glad skiff]

ight

[nocturne elk]

the basement just turned crimson

[mellow jay]

dead

[surreal lantern]

bro its re3d

colorblind

Im so trusted

[nocturne elk]

thats what i said

[vivid ledge]

hi

[nocturne elk]

bro thinks crimson is not red

[glad skiff]

anyone wanna play me in chess (i just started last week so im kinda bad)

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/booty-bum-butt-minion-despicable-me-gif-7549898

[mellow jay]

wot

[surreal lantern]

bro thats not me

[nocturne elk]

lies

[fickle ingot]

ye

find it

[nocturne elk]

caught red handed u are

[mellow jay]

no

[fickle ingot]

wrong

[mellow jay]

no u ct

[surreal lantern]

i found it

[hardy flame]

Google _______

[surreal lantern]

in your bio

[nocturne elk]

DingXyRenChessMaster

[fickle ingot]

?

[mellow jay]

arent is gone

[surreal lantern]

ching

[hardy flame]

Holy hell

[nocturne elk]

[wise mortar]

I am so racist i can’t help it

[delicate jay]

gone is arent?

[fickle ingot]

bro what

[mellow jay]

layer.

[fickle ingot]

it is qh7+

[mellow jay]

cap

[fickle ingot]

isnt* bruh

[surreal lantern]

bro stop you're pissing me off

[carmine silo]

Hm

[mellow jay]

stop capping

[glad skiff]

its true

[mellow jay]

en passant

[wise mortar]

Holy femboys

[glad skiff]

i just learned something like castling or idk what its called

[nocturne elk]

dude there is another basement

[delicate jay]

what's your puzzle battle rating 🥺

[mellow jay]

is arent gone

[glad skiff]

where the king and rook switches or something

[surreal lantern]

bro im

[delicate jay]

no

[glad skiff]

idk lmao but my puzzle rating is 3508

[mellow jay]

caaaap

[primal fern]

wait joshua got banned?

[surreal lantern]

finally

[primal fern]

for why

[mellow jay]

o o

[surreal lantern]

now he cant copy me

[glad skiff]

am i right?

[mellow jay]

wot

[glad skiff]

is that how castling works?

[mellow jay]

uh

[glad skiff]

also is 2000 a good starter rating on chess.com???

[surreal lantern]

im gonna give you a chess challenge

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/speech-bubble-gif-27609617

[primal fern]

@bright prairie