💬〡general-off-topic

[twin moon]

Even though I don’t even know the theory of that

[smoky heron]

I use that inner knights king pawn queen pawn thing that is probably named after some southeastern european country

[twin moon]

Wtf are you on

[clear night]

Italian?

Spanish?

[smoky heron]

italy isnt far east enough

[dense lance]

Bro what

[smoky heron]

its like mideastern

[clear night]

Greek?

[smoky heron]

that cluster of tiny countries above greece

[clear night]

Ottoman?

[smoky heron]

close enough

[warm spindle]

THERES A 3RD CHOICE

[smoky heron]

I choose to sacrivice the baby to checkmate the robber

and then get shot in the face

[clear night]

Ngl I love "chemistrt"

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-locked-in-funny-gif-2909757877821689206

[abstract mantle]

thank you

[digital phoenix]

now do it with white text

[smoky heron]

I can spell hexakosiohexakontahexaphobia and supercalafragilisticxpaladocious but not "sacrevice"

[flat kraken]

To Speedrun any% 🔥

[flat kraken]

Dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane

[icy dune]

wait I can see deepocean pulling

he's like the only mod who has a chance

[smoky heron]

digdereedoo

[abstract mantle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/951516668515995678/1205697618059993138/Untitled378_20240210010240.gif

[clear night]

Dichlorophenoxyethanoicacid

[abstract mantle]

shut up plz

https://tenor.com/view/rat-telekenetic-maadso-gif-22327009

[clear night]

k 1200

[abstract mantle]

i do not care about ratings

[flat kraken]

k 1400

[icy dune]

k 600s

[abstract mantle]

i mean who does? really just shows how unsocial you are

[icy dune]

real

[smoky heron]

raton

[flat kraken]

People who play simulator games:

[abstract mantle]

roblox simulators is worse than chess

[icy dune]

for a second I thought you had a semblance of logic

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/yuh-huh-cat-kruh-cat-kruh-silly-cat-gif-10813258442275288528

[smoky heron]

industrialist is absolutely cracked

[clear night]

Rating is a scam just like brilliant moves and rating estimations. It has always been an engagement tactic to retain players and to brainwash them into believing a capitalist organisation.

[smoky heron]

https://tenor.com/view/thumbs-up-conspiracy-tin-foil-hat-gif-20017163

[noble widget]

Why does no one want to do puzzles wtf

[abstract mantle]

im going to hide funny cat memes as chinese propaganda

[noble widget]

I’ve been waiting in vc in Like 3 different chess servers and no one does it

[clear night]

Because this is chess.com, not Lichess

[noble widget]

I was also in this chess academy discord server

[abstract mantle]

lichess is better

[smoky heron]

hot take but actually playing the game is the better puzzles mode

[abstract mantle]

now we wait for the ban

[stable mirage]

boom boom

[abstract mantle]

boom boom

[clear night]

Why are you trying to make your voice sound deeper?

[noble widget]

I’m not? lol

I’ll take that as a compliment tho

[digital phoenix]

super reaction dump

[clear night]

k. Looks like you just woke up

[abstract mantle]

i have the original reggie video downloaded on my pc

[wooden lintel]

Guys wth

Check out this #chess game: sosogama vs CodeNotFake - https://www.chess.com/live/game/101627480965

[worn ice]

sosogama (743) vs. CodeNotFake (640)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 d6 3. Nc3 Nf6 4. d4 cxd4 5. Nxd4 a6 6. Nf3 e6 7. a3 Be7 8. h3 Nbd7 9. e5 dxe5 10. Bg5 O-O 11. h4 Qc7 12. Qe2 b5 13. Ne4 Bb7 14. Bxf6 Nxf6 15. Nxf6+ Bxf6 16. h5 Rfd8 17. Rd1 Rxd1+ 18. Kxd1 Rd8+ 19. Ke1 Qc5 20. c3 Bxf3 21. gxf3 e4 22. fxe4 Bxc3+ 23. bxc3 Qxc3+ 24. Qd2 Qxd2# 

[wooden lintel]

BULLET MIND YOU

[noble widget]

Ok, I just want someone to do puzzles with smh

I can’t motivate myself to do them alone

[clear night]

You're too old for me. I am 15 old man

And I am Alpaca :3

[digital phoenix]

put it in #1090365050067365948

[stable mirage]

#2200-or-higher

[abstract mantle]

oops wrong server

[noble widget]

No the issue is your lack of a mic, not age or species

[digital phoenix]

i am lacking the human species

[wooden lintel]

Caught in 4K

[abstract mantle]

libya isn't real

https://tenor.com/view/yuh-huh-cat-kruh-cat-kruh-silly-cat-gif-10813258442275288528

[wooden lintel]

It is

[abstract mantle]

nuh uh

[clear night]

I'll show a puzzle

[abstract mantle]

if libya was real they wouldn't have a slave trade

[smoky heron]

conversation turns stone cold real quick

[noble widget]

I want to do a puzzle rush survival but no one with smh

[clear night]

I will watch you. I can't share my puzzles in chat cuz I lost my trusted role

[wooden lintel]

SLAVE WHAT?!

[abstract mantle]

no way

[noble widget]

Ty but it’s no fun when you can’t discuss lines

[clear night]

Wait Libya is a country?

[smoky heron]

Guys fill in the blank:

[wooden lintel]

Yea

[abstract mantle]

the libyan slave trade? nothing?

[digital phoenix]

a

[smoky heron]

NAGGER

[digital phoenix]

same as nugget

[smoky heron]

someone who nags you

[stable mirage]

don’t

[digital phoenix]

ur getting banned for that one

would anyone like to do the honours

[wooden lintel]

Wth u talking abt
Those conspiracy theorists are getting too far

[smoky heron]

I didnt even say a bad word

[clear night]

Alright then I will join with voice later

[noble widget]

Ok

[flat kraken]

Negus.

[abstract mantle]

last i heard about it was 2019

[digital phoenix]

and believe me the mods would take anything as bait

[smoky heron]

wot wah

[wooden lintel]

Ok

[stable mirage]

(including extremely obvious bait)

[clear night]

<@&745328830649991179> Baiting the n-word

[digital phoenix]

<@&745328830649991179> personally i think he gets away cos furry

[abstract mantle]

yes

[digital phoenix]

but anyone wanna place bets

[stable mirage]

mods love furries

[abstract mantle]

being a minority helps cause mods are less likely to ban u on chess.com

[icy dune]

LMNFAO

[digital phoenix]

i think greeneon timeout and furry warn no timeout

[serene fog]

hi nerds

[digital phoenix]

1 cent on it

[smoky heron]

Time to go into another 4 months long inactive period, bye

[wooden lintel]

Willow

[abstract mantle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/951516668515995678/1205697618059993138/Untitled378_20240210010240.gif

[clear night]

I am a snitch (:

[serene fog]

yes bro

[wooden lintel]

Get the banana

[wooden lintel]

Hyd

[digital phoenix]

Willow

[abstract mantle]

thats why i like being in a minority

[green jungle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/612384375266607105/917300885095317514/shark-1.gif

[abstract mantle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/612384375266607105/917300885095317514/shark-1.gif

[digital phoenix]

@upbeat viper stop simping for furries and do something

[serene fog]

good hbu

[digital phoenix]

u big simp

[abstract mantle]

bastman u like furrys dont u

[digital phoenix]

he does

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-boykisser-meme-gif-gif-27524383

[serene fog]

whst

[digital phoenix]

Willow

[serene fog]

IM NOT A FURRY BRO

[digital phoenix]

that wasnt referring to u

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-i-get-you-boykisser-gif-15629861713642818650

[digital phoenix]

im just saying ur name for no reason

[serene fog]

ok phew

[abstract mantle]

changing into my fursona is like locking in tbh

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-locked-in-funny-gif-2909757877821689206

[grim edge]

bro snuck in 2 100 dollar roblox cards

[serene fog]

whys everyone have such high elos

[abstract mantle]

poopoo stinky

[digital phoenix]

Willow

[abstract mantle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/612384375266607105/917300885095317514/shark-1.gif

[wooden lintel]

Dw you're gonna get there ( my elo's low too)

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/shark-gif-25099595

[serene fog]

UR 1200 THATS NOT LOW MAN

[stable mirage]

wdym

[abstract mantle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/951516668515995678/1205697618059993138/Untitled378_20240210010240.gif

[grim edge]

real

[flat kraken]

I’m high

[serene fog]

[grim edge]

i have high eli

[abstract siren]

Ugh what is that fkin photo

[wooden lintel]

Ummmm it is at least it is for someone who's been playing the game for 5 months now

[grim edge]

f u

[serene fog]

ive been playing for months and mines 500😂

[stable mirage]

it’s okay I don’t even have 5 months of playtime yet

[abstract mantle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/612384375266607105/917300885095317514/shark-1.gif

[serene fog]

whats ur elo

[serene fog]

shark

[abstract mantle]

dang no mods banned me for n word huh

just in case ill change pfp to gay rat

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/612384375266607105/917300885095317514/shark-1.gif

[digital phoenix]

knew it

[grim edge]

so you’ll use a face pic?

[abstract siren]

Are u really gay

[abstract mantle]

owo

[digital phoenix]

mods useless

[abstract mantle]

no im bi af

[digital phoenix]

bicycle

[abstract siren]

I just wanna know if the mods are really bad

[abstract mantle]

i would bang men and women tbh

[merry gust]

what the actual fu-

[abstract mantle]

what

[glossy radish]

blblblblbll

[digital phoenix]

we are not to treat mentally ill people differently

[stable mirage]

see only like half a month online

[abstract mantle]

thank you thats what i always say

[merry gust]

ok mb

[serene fog]

period

[glossy radish]

kingsley

[abstract mantle]

period like women blood

https://tenor.com/view/yuh-huh-cat-kruh-cat-kruh-silly-cat-gif-10813258442275288528

[merry gust]

yes?

[digital phoenix]

a4 a5 h4 h5 g4 g5 e4 e5 Ke2 Ke7

[serene fog]

NOOOOOOO

THE PAIIIIIN

[abstract mantle]

at least women don't have to deal with ballz dont quote me on that

[livid seal]

😞

[digital phoenix]

but are u a male @abstract mantle

[merry gust]

blow up his balls

[abstract mantle]

yes

[digital phoenix]

interesting

[abstract mantle]

what

im not gay

[merry gust]

You’re a bi

[serene fog]

hes def gay

[abstract mantle]

im not gay i like women too

[abstract siren]

All of you are

[abstract mantle]

i wouldn't give up women never

[serene fog]

literally got the pride pawn

[merry gust]

including you

[abstract mantle]

doesn't mean im gay b

[serene fog]

u trying to fight ?!?!!!!!!

[digital phoenix]

pride pawn is the general category for mental illness theres no specifics

[abstract siren]

[abstract mantle]

i need to smash women so i can prove im not gay

[merry gust]

[digital phoenix]

i prefer lgtvhd but

[stable mirage]

what

[serene fog]

ok mane

[abstract mantle]

you won lmao

[digital phoenix]

holy shit i was right

[stable mirage]

furry love

[digital phoenix]

im a genius

[merry gust]

I prefer lgbt

[grim edge]

O-O

[digital phoenix]

the other guy has to be dead by now

[abstract mantle]

thats why i changed my pfp to gay rat

[grim edge]

What going on

[merry gust]

Let’s
Go
Be
Terrorist!

[mystic stream]

Ninja

[stable mirage]

castles kingside

[serene fog]

dunno

[tight lily]

F

[mystic stream]

Lg bbq

[abstract mantle]

lesbian gay bbq lez go!

[stable mirage]

omg that’s offensive!

[abstract mantle]

bisexual is just half gay so ill come

[digital phoenix]

i have proven that the mods are furry simps and braindead

[mystic stream]

Fax

[abstract mantle]

backed into a corner

[mystic stream]

Ping the mods rn u wont

[abstract mantle]

everyone change their pfp to furry for no timeout

[grim edge]

name each mods per category

[digital phoenix]

i wouldnt sacrifice my dignity to remove my 16 warns

[mystic stream]

Bastoura and roofus

[serene fog]

mines basically a furry

[digital phoenix]

bastoura 100%

[mystic stream]

Thats all i know

[abstract mantle]

catgirl is not furry

[merry gust]

Damn so you like to get backed out in a corner and back a guy into a corner?

[digital phoenix]

bastoura, scipio both pride pawn simps

[mystic stream]

And scipio

[grim edge]

i said each category

[stable mirage]

catgirl is definitely furry

[digital phoenix]

scipio is definitely power tripping

[abstract mantle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/612384375266607105/917300885095317514/shark-1.gif

[merry gust]

[stable mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/joel-spinning-fish-joel-pride-emote-gif-26200960

[abstract mantle]

catgirls are for those with furry kinks that dont want to admit it

not furries

[serene fog]

damnit

[mystic stream]

Bastoura is a firry

[merry gust]

https://tenor.com/view/telepatia-kali-uchis-funny-dog-singing-gif-11678743118978734294

[stable mirage]

.-.

[serene fog]

wtf noooo

[stable mirage]

nah disagree

[grim edge]

Wtfff..

[abstract mantle]

nope you have to admit it

[serene fog]

thats weird as hell

[mystic stream]

I tuink we found the catgirl

[abstract mantle]

i have spoken the truth

[serene fog]

nah

[mystic stream]

Ok we found the real one

Caught in 4k

[serene fog]

is that a rat

[abstract mantle]

gay rat reggie

[mystic stream]

Do @ then
Server moderators

[merry gust]

Nah it’s a dragon

[serene fog]

okay i see her💅

[abstract mantle]

him

actually

technically

reggie has he/they/she pronouns

[plain arrow]

At this point, might as well classify themselves as genderfluid smh

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/telepatia-kali-uchis-funny-dog-singing-gif-11678743118978734294

[digital phoenix]

bull

[abstract mantle]

shit

[digital phoenix]

bull

[abstract mantle]

crap

[brittle sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/xenoverse-goku-super-saiyan-angry-dbz-gif-17041801540359342204

[clear night]

Best opening to get back to 1600?

[brittle sequoia]

Ok alpapahcah

[clear night]

As white and black both.

[clear night]

I am Acalap (:

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/comment-chain-better-call-saul-gif-24854532

[flat kraken]

Bribe

[stable mirage]

scotch and sicilian

[clear night]

Ty Sirius

[digital phoenix]

n

[brittle sequoia]

N was close to B, your honor

[clear night]

i

[brittle sequoia]

n

[digital phoenix]

i

[clear night]

g

[flat kraken]

h

[digital phoenix]

i

[brittle sequoia]

Woaah

[clear night]

t

[digital phoenix]

ghij

[clear night]

ghlij*

[flat kraken]

Ghlij*

[brittle sequoia]

Nah but i have a sticker of my friend saying the n word in roblox

[flat kraken]

💀 💀 🔥

[abstract siren]

You sound stupid

[brittle sequoia]

You too

[clear night]

And you're not trusted KEKW

[abstract siren]

Why

[clear night]

<500 Hits different

137 Elo Rapid with 402 Peak.
Username: casolaro

[brittle sequoia]

Wild

[abstract siren]

And

[brittle sequoia]

Who are you talking to

[abstract siren]

You

[brittle sequoia]

About?

[abstract siren]

Sh

[brittle sequoia]

[clear night]

We don't elo-shame. We just provide constructive criticism- Aplaca "I forgot which year this is"

[abstract mantle]

edge

[brittle sequoia]

Your elo is less than five million? You probably suck

[glossy radish]

h

[brittle sequoia]

Copilot

[glossy radish]

aw that’s cute

[clear night]

If using google is googling and if using surf is surfing, then what do you call it when you use Microsoft Edge?

[brittle sequoia]

Thanks you too

[glossy radish]

[brittle sequoia]

Edging, thats what they put on their tweet but it got closed due to misunderstandings

[clear night]

Ooh

[abstract siren]

I want to elo shame

[brittle sequoia]

With less than 500 is wild

[abstract siren]

When

[brittle sequoia]

And elo shaming is bad

[brittle sequoia]

[abstract siren]

Don't tell me what to do

[brittle sequoia]

Im not

[flat kraken]

Smash

[brittle sequoia]

Just elo shaming is not cool

[brittle sequoia]

Hi scp

[clear night]

N

[brittle sequoia]

[clear night]

Alphaca :3

[brittle sequoia]

Alphaca

[peak plank]

somone join theres nobody in unrated que https://play.chess.com/dgecQ

Juicy

[brittle atlas]

anyone want to play 15|10

[grim edge]

i kent rn

[clear night]

Dahlia 1v1?

[clear night]

Heck yeah.

[slate owl]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-emo-wolf-werewolf-transform-gif-27196401

[peak plank]

oh ggs

[grim edge]

bro wants to waste 9272836 hours

yall kinda bad i cant lie

[stable mirage]

yeah it’s in the name

[grim edge]

gotta hate redditors

[severe oxide]

you stole that from me

[severe oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/reddit-redditor-dying-calculator1703-upvotes-gif-21921071

[grim edge]

M’lady tips hat i have noticed you broke up recently

[clear night]

Shush

[low river]

england gambit or king indian for black

[clear night]

Kid

[low river]

which black opening do u prefer?

[clear night]

Kid

[low river]

mixed breed of donkey

[wicked basin]

Hi guys , I'm leaving this server today, bye

[clear night]

Kid

[low river]

sayonara

[clear night]

Bye

[glossy radish]

you too?

[wicked basin]

Yeah

[glossy radish]

one joshua after another

[clear night]

Bullying is against rules, I am reporting u to mods

[icy dune]

https://tenor.com/view/pogchamp-pog-pogey-poggers-twitch-gif-14340727

[glossy radish]

smh you were one of my favourites

[viral epoch]

Hai Siwius

[low river]

if u got bullyed from that just wow

[wicked basin]

Add me if you want to , bye

[glossy radish]

[clear night]

Bullied*

[stable mirage]

hi :3

[clear night]

Dahlia 1v1?

[quasi niche]

Kings Indian if youre intermediate
E4 if youre new
Don't play gambits as a beginner

[dull marten]

is Scipio not a Roman consul

[opaque anvil]

Yo

[stable mirage]

grunfeld

[low river]

i do not know any black opening so king indian for the first one ?

[clear night]

Englund*

[viral epoch]

[finite jasper]

Isn’t danish recommended to beginners?

[clear night]

Too easy

[quasi niche]

Aw hell nah
Kings Indian has too much theory+ it goes against the rules for typical classical openings
Don't play it before youre 1000

[finite jasper]

Neither

[grim edge]

La la la la

[low river]

i am around 400-600 what for then

[clear night]

Nice voice

[viral epoch]

Chat, give me e4 responses (excluding the caro)

[glossy radish]

sicily

[clear night]

1v1 Dahlia?

[low river]

checkmate

[stable mirage]

french

and Sicilian ofc

[glossy radish]

sicily

do the fkin sicily

[viral epoch]

Sicilian...

[quasi niche]

It is recommended to players who are hardstuck at beginning ranks
Gambits are good for gaining elo but they distort a beginners game sense and development sense

[clear night]

Humus Humus

[quasi niche]

Dude just play e4💀

A Russian gm has a good video on simple e4 openings

It's on YouTube

[finite jasper]

Danish gambit is good for teaching attacking chess, valuing piece activity over material count, and open games. What’s wrong with that

[low river]

what if they dont play e5

[quasi niche]

400 elo players and piece activity?
Blud you gotta complete step 1 which is fundamentals before step 2

Piece activity is a concept for 700 elo players
400 elo players need the basics first

[low river]

breh @quasi niche @finite jasper tell me one opening ?

[quasi niche]

I told you
A Russian gm has a video on YouTube
Just type simple e4 openings for black

[low river]

ok

[finite jasper]

Obviously not that low. They probably wouldn’t even remember the first 3 moves. But it’s a good first opening

[quasi niche]

He also has good fundamental tips

[low river]

ok bb thx for help @quasi niche @finite jasper

[finite jasper]

Danish does teach good fundamentals. Control center with pawns, develop pieces to active squares

I don’t see your point?

[quasi niche]

The guy asking for advice is 400 elo
So I gave him advice tailored to him and not just type random copy paste from other youtubers

[low river]

i am learn danish then

and watch the vid

[icy dune]

aint no way 400s these days are talking about piece activity

[clear night]

Evolution

[quasi niche]

HE'S 400 ELO
HE DOESN'T NEED AN OPENING

Hes loosing because of constant blunders
What's the point of a central pawn if you're gonna blunder kt away
What's the point of piece activity if you blunder a piece tryna develop it

[finite jasper]

400s in the chat asking about the lucena position

[finite jasper]

Yet you’re recommending them to him?

[icy dune]

i forgot what that is

what is lucena position again

I remember hearing about it someplace but forgot

[finite jasper]

Rook and pawn vs rook

[low river]

bruh i created a war

[icy dune]

hm never studied that 💀

[violet karma]

It’s ez

[finite jasper]

Me neither

[icy dune]

kimidayo kimi nandeyo

[finite jasper]

Ngl idk how to win rook and pawn vs rook 🗿

[icy dune]

oshiete kureta

its winning in some cases

[finite jasper]

Google lucena position

[icy dune]

it depends on the position

[rancid path]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yKAdYYcBIY&t=2s

[icy dune]

sometimes you can shield the pawn with your rook

[rancid path]

this video is funny

[rancid path]

this

[dense tundra]

1800 tonight or I quit....

[finite jasper]

No

[dense tundra]

I only read books by nunn

[finite jasper]

Why read when you can play bullet

[violet karma]

I like reading books

[quasi niche]

Yeah
If you can't get out of 400 ELO without having to rely on good openings and memorising lines of a gambit you should stop wasting time on chess

[finite jasper]

I have no clue what your point is

[violet karma]

I sent in Wrong channel sorry

[quasi niche]

damn we argued for so long even I forgot what we argued over

[dense tundra]

After watching 400-600s play I realized there best bet it to just wait for opponent to hang something..

[quasi niche]

That's my strat and I'm 1000 elo🗿

[dense tundra]

😅

[plain arrow]

I sometimes still wait for them to remove a defender from a key square on their own lol

like... they can move the rook from f8 to e8 to take the open file and leaving f7 vulnerable to a queen + bishop battery or something

[quasi niche]

I wait for them to hang a piece, panic, then hang a pawn, then go aggro as a last ditch effort and blunder their position and then I profit

I beat alpaca with this strat yesterday and his peek elo is 1600

[plain arrow]

his peak doesn't matter imo

my peak was 2100 and yet I still lose to 1200s on a regular basis

[quasi niche]

How

[digital phoenix]

he got boosted

[plain arrow]

I know

just tryna make a point here: peak ratings don't matter

what matters is your current rating

[stable mirage]

aw

[old pebble]

guys my board exams are coming and feeling so damn stressed

i am getting suicidal thoughts

man!

[quasi niche]

Go study lil bro

[old pebble]

didnt even play chess for weeks

[plain arrow]

you should K eep Y ourself S afe. NOW.

[old pebble]

opened discord after 2.5 months 😭

to check notes

bye

[quasi niche]

I got the same exams and I've already completed the syllabus and curriculum with 3 weeks of studying

It isn't that hard
There's still time

[old pebble]

no even i have but idk why but there is some emptiness feeling

[nocturne elk]

💀

[old pebble]

even i have studied everything, completed pcmb syllabus like 6 times alr

but ahhhhhh feeling overwhelmed what if exams dont go well

[quasi niche]

Why is your self esteem so low💀

[old pebble]

yes bro

[old pebble]

dont know bro my friends are too good

they already understoff calculus so easily and i could not

understood*

its not for 10th i go to coaching so there they taught

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/homeless-house-braindead-stupidity-buy-gif-26259659

[quasi niche]

Blue you're in 10th grade
You won't be doing calc before 11th

[old pebble]

sure

[digital phoenix]

yes

follow your dreams

[quasi niche]

Fr
The hardest topic in bros math syllabus is factorising a pair of linear equations in 2 variables

[quasi niche]

Why are you trying to learn calculus if you're unsure whether or not you'll be able to use the quadratic formula properly

💀what are you thinking

[digital phoenix]

math is so easy

[quasi niche]

Said all the 2nd graders

[plain arrow]

I'm in uni, but I have never had to solve an equation with 2 variables tho

[digital phoenix]

simultaneous equations

[quasi niche]

Nice
I do

[plain arrow]

I did learn how to do it while being homeschooled, but never in the official school syllabus

[digital phoenix]

then u die

[quasi niche]

There's usually a certain criteria which makes the equation quadratic and limits the solution to two

[digital phoenix]

does this exam even matter to u

[quasi niche]

Usually in upstream-downstream questions

[digital phoenix]

or is it another exam

like grade yearly exam

[quasi niche]

Indian ahh version of SATs

[digital phoenix]

im not american i dont understand that

[low river]

boards?

[digital phoenix]

which level is sat

[quasi niche]

Nor am i

[quasi niche]

You know how grades don't matter?
This time they do

[digital phoenix]

so basically year 11

[quasi niche]

Year 10

[digital phoenix]

oh

[quasi niche]

Real

[cursive pawn]

ok

[digital phoenix]

L

[icy dune]

JEE?

[tribal flicker]

helo guyz

any higher elos here

[quasi niche]

You're really comparing the 2nd hardest exam in the world to SATs?

[tribal flicker]

[digital phoenix]

no

[tribal flicker]

why 5 secs slowmode

[digital phoenix]

no

[tribal flicker]

what color is ur elo

[digital phoenix]

pink

[tribal flicker]

i mean how much do u have?

[quasi niche]

Overlord

[icy dune]

I said indian

[digital phoenix]

400

[quasi niche]

?

[tribal flicker]

with this tresure i summon higher elos

[tribal flicker]

🗿 im a 1100

[digital phoenix]

well ur bad

[tribal flicker]

nub tho very nub

[tribal flicker]

yah

[severe oxide]

bad

[tribal flicker]

what color is ur elo

[digital phoenix]

black

[tribal flicker]

come lesh play

someone

[severe oxide]

i don’t play with scrubs

[tribal flicker]

[quasi niche]

I think you forgot a 2

Mister 2400 elo

[random drum]

@digital phoenixdid u feel emotional while leaving school?

or are u in school

[digital phoenix]

what why

[random drum]

cz I just saw this smh

[random drum]

bcz u and ur friends are going on different ways?

[digital phoenix]

i mean kinda but theyre still in the country and we have our own discord server to meet up and stuff so no

[random drum]

Oh nice

I saw my elder sisters passing out school

their friends used to call and meet em but now

they rarely call

My dad and mom also told me that they don't have any school friends in touch now

[digital phoenix]

yeah uni friends probably more likely to keep in touch

[random drum]

yeah dad still talks to em and mom too

[solar crest]

I studied for 1 hour constantly

[warm spindle]

ye

[random drum]

but that's rare too

[solar crest]

imma take a 2 minute break and then study for another hour

[random drum]

💯 I do that every time when I keep my laptop away

[solar crest]

I used my laptop for some chemical formulas

[random drum]

I am watching a study with me stream rn smh it's 90/15 ig

[random drum]

Oh nice

[solar crest]

I don't do all that stream and all

[random drum]

https://www.youtube.com/live/GoP1EVaeBJk?si=gIocfGxR-YvNs6Fa

Nice

[solar crest]

a good way to earn views ngl

[digital phoenix]

skull

[random drum]

and watch time is 📈

[solar crest]

1 more minute till my breaktime ends

it took me around 15-25 minutes in reading the chapter from NCERT and then rest of the minutes in reference formulas and some extra research

[random drum]

I'll cry now

[solar crest]

aight breaktime over

another hour of studying

[quasi niche]

I use mine to check answers

[novel moat]

who wants to play

[olive crane]

a

[slate owl]

where all the kitties at

[olive crane]

your username is a trap

[novel moat]

what

[unborn heron]

HM

[plain arrow]

nobody seems to like the trusted role color, it seems

mine looks just like theirs lol

[novel moat]

do you want to play

[plain arrow]

sure

bullet or blitz?

[novel moat]

we can do bullet

[plain arrow]

alr

I'll make it 2+1 to give myself a little chance there

[digital phoenix]

ew

[plain arrow]

I know I have skill issue, okay?

[livid seal]

lmao

[severe oxide]

i got a question

[quasi niche]

Hello Mr kilometre

[dreamy badge]

Hello

[grim edge]

choky, i have a valentine

[dreamy badge]

Who wants to play

[livid seal]

Hello !welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @dreamy badge, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[livid seal]

sorry

forgot

[dreamy badge]

Sorry for what

[livid seal]

my discord bugged

[dreamy badge]

It's fine

[livid seal]

me?

I'll send link

[tight lily]

i tiltedaaaaaaaa

[silk stag]

Hi have a valentine
Im Burbinator

Ah shit
Turns out burbinator is a word

What else aint a word

Flongular

[warm spindle]

Triangulation

[warm spindle]

Me three.

[silk stag]

Nice nice
Lets continue

[warm spindle]

Oppnar.

Floboingus alcrimator.

[clear night]

Dahlia 1v1?

[silk stag]

Whos the second valentine haver

[grim edge]

i received flowers and strawberry coated chocolates from my brothers

[clear night]

You're russian?

[grim edge]

and someone wrote me a poem

[echo niche]

I’m someone

[silk stag]

Floboungus
Shaboinky

What a nice name

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-orange-cat-orange-cats-cat-weird-gif-17010424884748616697

[silk stag]

Ur son?

[dreamy lynx]

first vday not being single in a few years

for me

[warm spindle]

My girlfriend.

[clear night]

I study. Idc about these american holidays like Velvetine Day

[warm spindle]

Mhm.

[silk stag]

Then that implies that dahlias valentine is the fourth

[clear night]

Boards start from 16.

I am Alpaca

[warm spindle]

P(k+1) lookin ahhh.

[clear night]

Dahlia 1v1?

[grim edge]

About to sleep

[warm spindle]

Who died.

[lament jacinth]

Lmao

[clear night]

ok old man

[silk stag]

The only flowers I get are those funeral flower ones cuz they think I look cute on the grave

[grim edge]

Just because it is white hahahaba

[clear night]

Hi shawarma. I am alpaca.

[lament jacinth]

Dahlia never missed me im sad

[silk stag]

Hi my backup valentine
Ready to uphold your end of the bargain?

[lament jacinth]

No I don't want your goofy ahh

[grim edge]

LIYAAAA happy Valentine’s day to you and you only!

[silk stag]

Dont block me like incho did

[lament jacinth]

🥺

[silk stag]

Or was it vimun

[silk stag]

Wat about me ;<

[clear night]

Only? Interesting...

[silk stag]

Fr tho got a valentine?

[lament jacinth]

I rejected 3 dudes 💀 so no

[silk stag]

Like
Am I the only lonely non pink name?

[clear night]

I am not 18 so no one can wish me Valentine's

[silk stag]

Nice nice nice

[grim edge]

Happy Valentine's Day everyone! @lament jacinth @warm spindle @clear night @silk stag @echo niche

[silk stag]

Anyways
Someone know how to find someone through their pics?

[lament jacinth]

Stalker

[nocturne elk]

💀

[silk stag]

Ping mods too theyre lonely

[clear night]

Ty

[silk stag]

How tf am I gon find her then
Schools closed remember?
Days still young

[clear night]

@upbeat viper Hi! Happy Valentine's day Mr.Mod. Thank you for your service and for keeping this community fun. I love you (in a non weird way this time). Btw I love you as a guardian angel not like weird thing.

[nocturne elk]

This time

[warm spindle]

Hope you stay alone.

[stable mirage]

uwu

[grim edge]

id also write something but these goofy people will screen shot it

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/creucat-caramell-caramella-carameldansen-cat-dance-gif-17506178

[silk stag]

Like
Anyone know how I find a girl through her pic?

[clear night]

I once did

[silk stag]

Its on insta and she in my school
I know what class she in but cant find her ig

[finite jasper]

Find her irl and ask her

[silk stag]

Or name

[silk stag]

Schools closed

[finite jasper]

Why

[clear night]

I am Alpaca :3

[finite jasper]

Hello alpaca

[dull marten]

💀

[nocturne elk]

FBI has entered the chat

[clear night]

Chess players usually don't get females. But I am an Alphaca.

[silk stag]

Like
My schools very prestigious.
People travel from the other side of the state just to go here

[finite jasper]

So true. Unless you’re Anish Giri :)

[warm spindle]

I know.

But I can't help you.

[clear night]

Basically if you're not titled, your chances are pretty low.

[silk stag]

Is it cause I broke ur heart darling?

[dull marten]

class Instagram account

[warm spindle]

I don't have a heart...

[silk stag]

None

[dull marten]

crazy

[lament jacinth]

Liya will you be my valentine

[silk stag]

You do because if you dont then howd I steal it

[silk stag]

Fake Liya asking real Liya out:

[warm spindle]

It's because laws have gone insane.

[silk stag]

It aint breaking the law if no one knows

Plus Im cute as fck she might be into me

[charred ruin]

Omg Happy Valentine’s Day everyone !! May Cupid bring a little love to everyone

[dull marten]

what chess player is cute

[finite jasper]

Aryan Tari

[dull marten]

never heard of him

[finite jasper]

Norwegian #2

[silk stag]

Pls
The girl I was trynna vibe with for months apparently cares about her studies so she purposelly avoid me
This girl my only hope to maintain my rizz

[clear night]

I am Alphaca. No.

[finite jasper]

Who is Norwegian #1 tho

[dull marten]

I think it's that Garry guy

[silk stag]

Rizz suddenly runs dry after u aint rizzed up anybody for a long time

[clear night]

Probably Aryan Tari

[finite jasper]

💀

[silk stag]

Those braces finna make me act up frfr

Eyes finna bounce off the suns rays and make me blind with how shiny they are

[finite jasper]

Cupid is Roman Eros

[dull marten]

there is no love. I am preparing against the London system on valentine's day

alone

[clear night]

Haha London is the best

[charred ruin]

How’s your Geko doing ?

[finite jasper]

One year ago today a gay boy asked me out!

[silk stag]

Yes
Eros is cooler than baby thingy

Eros is the God of Connection and Relations sooooo

[warm spindle]

I was once cute.

[clear night]

Tina is the best

[warm spindle]

Now I'm a killa.

[silk stag]

Then puberty am I right?

[warm spindle]

Rawr x3.

[silk stag]

Badboykilla?
West side?

[warm spindle]

Bathboykilla*

[grim edge]

Chatkilla

[silk stag]

West side rides tonight ong
Pac lives

[warm spindle]

No.

Then I decided to make the change.

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/04j67XNNVu1HI7JrIlMM3S?si=VvAR99JiQgyDU1eMP3CekQ&context=spotify%3Asearch%3Aacciden

[charred ruin]

Awh, but at least buy yourself some flowers

[silk stag]

From Shampoo to apple cider, vinegar, and protein shakes

[finite jasper]

Apple cider by beabadoobee?

[silk stag]

Drinking shampoo made me cute fr, when I grew up and stopped Im less attractive

[silk stag]

Hahahahhahahahahaah
Funny namee
Boop beep bap beep

Boobeebadoo or sum

[finite jasper]

Baebadoopbee

[warm spindle]

I always have and always will drink windex. All of these are poison for the body.

[grim edge]

this good drawing?

[flint fox]

goofy mountain

[livid seal]

OMG i just drew with this guy

[proud breach]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1052124559618347009/1190858797942575175/thats_what_im_nerdin.gif

I'm so scared to send gifs, I missclick and send the wrong one I'm banned

[flint fox]

dm me those gifs

[solar panther]

🥶

[proud breach]

lmao

[solar panther]

🥲

[solar panther]

Real

Today's valentine

Dem

Day 3 trying to move on

🗣️

Dead chat

[proud breach]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/864774446447460402/864774532567793674/lmaonicefly-3.gif

[cursive pawn]

acute tubular necrosis.

[proud breach]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/118778495085182976/1013708523223392276/IMG_2081.gif

[solar panther]

Breathe in

[solar panther]

My pets name

[cursive pawn]

ok

[solar panther]

Nahdude

[cursive pawn]

Bowman

[clear night]

I done the Cabbage opening :3

[silent quest]

@solar panther Nah dude

[solar panther]

Bowmans capsule

[solar panther]

Hola homie

[cursive pawn]

[silent quest]

Waddup

[clear night]

Isn't that like the glomerulus thingy?

[silent quest]

Heard you got locked out

[cursive pawn]

We call it bowman’s wallet

[clear night]

in nephron it's a filter?

[solar panther]

Insta reels going bit too personal
Wby

[stable mirage]

@solar panther

[cursive pawn]

No nephron is my name

[silent quest]

[clear night]

Can I be the glomerulus?

[solar panther]

real

[stable mirage]

[cursive pawn]

U can be the blood with waste

[twilit river]

What elo are y'all

[cursive pawn]

Iron

[solar panther]

That girl I was yapping abt

[clear night]

Sodium

[solar panther]

NaOH

I identify as NaOH

[silent quest]

Gettin calls from the evil organisation to know my results

[solar panther]

Jee

[stable mirage]

hmmmm

[silent quest]

Its Valentine shoot your shot

[stable mirage]

why alt

[clear night]

Sodium Hydroxide. 2NaCl+ 2H2O -----> 2NaOH + Cl2?

[silent quest]

Truly

[solar panther]

she left me 2 days ago
ghosted

[silent quest]

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/twerk-molecula-gif-23668553

[solar panther]

Iaintreaddingallthat

[solar panther]

[silent quest]

Dat is weird

[grim edge]

Got moves

[solar panther]

Smash

[stable mirage]

kitte

[solar panther]

[cursive pawn]

Stop breathing for 10 minutes

[solar panther]

[stable mirage]

@graceful lintel

[solar panther]

Got banned

For racism

[stable mirage]

hmmm

[cursive pawn]

He is here hiding in the shadows

[solar panther]

@sussyimposterbaka

[upbeat viper]

hewo

[stable mirage]

hi other kitten

[solar panther]

True

[upbeat viper]

[solar panther]

Pog

dead chat

[solar panther]

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/cool-fun-white-cat-dance-cool-and-fun-times-gif-16435335956387921912

[cursive pawn]

Stop changing ur name

[solar panther]

Waiter tip dance

[nocturne elk]

Bro one of my fav all time gifs

[cursive pawn]

Noah fence

[nocturne elk]

😔

[cursive pawn]

Jorjor well

[solar panther]

Jorjor well

[nocturne elk]

ChessyMcChessyFace69420

[solar panther]

[nocturne elk]

And PoggiesMcPoggersFace

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/valnof-speechbubble-kitten-lick-gif-26314455

[nocturne elk]

[cursive pawn]

Jorjorjorjorjot

[nocturne elk]

Bout to get this tip dance (money ofc ong fr)

[solar panther]

[solar panther]

Frfrfrf

🦶

[nocturne elk]

🙏🔥

[verbal marsh]

do yall think writing 14 different love notes for valentines day was worth it?

[nocturne elk]

👀

[nocturne elk]

Love the name

[verbal marsh]

its family guy reference

[nocturne elk]

Oh

[verbal marsh]

mb im slow i havent slept yet

[nocturne elk]

I was like dam that got dark quickly

[verbal marsh]

anyway, was writing 14 love notes that are all different to my partner worth it or nah

[stable mirage]

no

[solar panther]

Nah a single short letter filled with small details and things you talked abt during conversation smth

[solar panther]

she did the same and left

[nocturne elk]

Split into 14 different parts

Like voldemort or something

[stable mirage]

she who shall not be named

[verbal marsh]

aint no way i got flamed online

[nocturne elk]

👃

[cursive pawn]

Shouldve just wrote a book

[nocturne elk]

No i meant to reply to this

[solar panther]

Waht

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/french-fries-cat-french-fries-gif-23606374

[solar panther]

😔😔

[novel moat]

gg

[plain arrow]

what is it?

[plain arrow]

gg

[stable mirage]

uwu

[nocturne elk]

Split the letter into 14 more parts like voldemort

Was what i meant to say lol

[novel moat]

owo

[nocturne elk]

Not roast him

[cursive pawn]

Wasnt it 8 or 9

[solar panther]

it's too late

[grim edge]

Guys its valentines day 💞

[nocturne elk]

Idk i forgor 💀

[stable mirage]

ok 600

[novel moat]

i adopted boston mike

[nocturne elk]

😔

[solar panther]

[novel moat]

welcome to the family

[nocturne elk]

Valemtimes day

[cursive pawn]

Its 7

[solar panther]

7 is pretty good

[nocturne elk]

Dam close enough

[stable mirage]

my turn to adopt you

[cursive pawn]

7 horcrux

[solar panther]

real

[nocturne elk]

What is the plural

Horcruxes?

[cursive pawn]

Horcruxes

[nocturne elk]

Oke

[novel moat]

You couldn't

[solar panther]

[cursive pawn]

Wait another source say it was 8

[stable mirage]

2100 bullet ez pz adopt

[cursive pawn]

7 from voldemort and one by harry

[nocturne elk]

what is the plural of hibiscus

[novel moat]

I'll just not play when we hit 9

[upbeat viper]

Uh

[stable mirage]

running is cringe

[solar panther]

Bastman help

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/your-a-wizard-youtube-harry-hargrid-jotty-gif-20213313

[novel moat]

Smh I've asked you to play numerous times before and you've always ran away

[upbeat viper]

[cursive pawn]

Harry potter partyyyyy??!!🔥🔥

[stable mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/dumbledore-harry-potter-goblet-of-fire-angry-name-gif-5193356

[solar panther]

I can hab trusted role

[nocturne elk]

Dumbledore said calmly

[stable mirage]

it’s not running I just don’t like playing at goofy times on goofy devices with goofy internet

[novel moat]

UwU

[nocturne elk]

UwU

[solar panther]

UwU

[stable mirage]

UwU

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/uwu-skeleton-wheelchair-wow-gif-27408889

[nocturne elk]

Smash

[nimble niche]

lmfao squidis 2481 blitz now

[solar panther]

Samshable

[nocturne elk]

Retweet

[serene fog]

SACRIFICE THE ROOK NO MATETER THE CIRCUMSTANCE

[cursive pawn]

Dislike

[solar panther]

[serene fog]

giving life advice out here fr

[stable mirage]

ok 600

[nocturne elk]

Report

[solar panther]

Willon delete ur account 🙏😭

[serene fog]

500 actually

[cursive pawn]

Delete me from the car

[stable mirage]

same thing

[serene fog]

thats kinda mean

[solar panther]

oh my bad 500

🥰

[candid wagon]

I havent played chess in a while and the first match i play today this 1200 elo is absolute garbage like 100 elo and stalls

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/miki-minach-writing-what-gif-11761706

Dont say it

[solar panther]

Too late

[cursive pawn]

Ur too good for humans i think its time play top level robots like martin

[nocturne elk]

[solar panther]

I feel like...

[severe oxide]

this you?

[candid wagon]

What

[solar panther]

Light mode

[severe oxide]

not my screenshot

[solar panther]

oh

[candid wagon]

Im not kidding about him playing trash, like literally giving up his pieces

[severe oxide]

he was tryna dox some girl

and act tough lmao

[solar panther]

Young man could i get your address for a school project would be such a nice act to help

[severe oxide]

Sounds like a plan

[solar panther]

No

[cursive pawn]

MY EYESSSS

[solar panther]

ok

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/morning-sunshine-blind-bright-gif-5235310

[solar panther]