💬〡general-off-topic

[severe oxide]

epic parkour 🥶

[stable mirage]

mobile game ads:

[glossy radish]

damn incho ur goated

hey hi hello

[severe oxide]

how long can i keep google chrome open for ??!!!!

[wicked basin]

💀 wtf

[grim edge]

10 years at least

[wicked basin]

Guys did alpaca get banned or he left

[glossy radish]

idk hopefully banned

nice hair

[nocturne elk]

why

[wicked basin]

Wdym hopefully

[glossy radish]

i said what i said

[wicked basin]

Wtf

[severe oxide]

the google chrome grind is real

[nocturne elk]

what blud do

[wicked zinc]

/trust

[severe oxide]

nice

[wicked basin]

[severe oxide]

fr

[glossy radish]

g

[severe oxide]

o

[glossy radish]

r

[severe oxide]

d

49ers should of won superbowl

literally scripted

travis kelce can burn

[glossy radish]

cant believe they messed it up

[severe oxide]

literally last 3 seconds

chiefs got a touchdown

in OT

[stable mirage]

uwu

[severe oxide]

NO

i reset my chrome

shit

[grim edge]

Rip

[warm spindle]

hEY.

[hasty raven]

I knew the Chiefs were gonna win the super bowl

I should have put money on it

Did the jackass propose to his girl

[clear night]

Hi

[grim edge]

Hola

[severe oxide]

nah

[severe oxide]

my friend put $100 on the 49ers lol

[hasty raven]

Why is he a contrarian

[glossy radish]

didn’t they also do it with six seconds left to get ot?

[severe oxide]

They missed the pass

[glossy radish]

i watched till ot event

[severe oxide]

and kicked a field goal for ot

[glossy radish]

then thr niners scored?

[clear night]

I am new

[glossy radish]

i didn’t get to see after ot i gotta rewatch it

hsjjfkdokcjrkdkcn so boring

stupid sports i’m never betting again

[severe oxide]

49ers up by 3, chiefs got field goal went to OT. 49ers won coin toss scored a field goal then chiefs got a touchdown in last 3-4 seconds

[random drum]

https://x.com/chesscom/status/1756689034900824489?s=20

Chess.com (@chesscom) on X

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[clear night]

Wow

[random drum]

Alireza had 134

[glossy radish]

oh i had my events mixed up. holy shit that sucks

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> lord_amogus69 (atomicalpacaee)

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Rapid: 1548 (1660 peak)
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Bullet: 1263 (1375 peak)

[severe oxide]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1zOsdllOg0&ab_channel=Sparkin'SportsFootball

[clear night]

Kids are ok

@flat kraken

[clear night]

ok

[flat kraken]

Also since when is there a decimetreo

[clear night]

I joined today :3

[flat kraken]

Oh wow fr 🔥

[grim edge]

Literally me

[flat kraken]

Have another complimentary meme then

[clear night]

Ty (:

[grim edge]

Lmao

[clear night]

That's so wholesome

[primal fern]

!Welcome

[stable jungle]

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[viral epoch]

Hola

[flat kraken]

They should really make this into a sticker 🔥

[clear night]

Why can't a I post images

Why

ok

What's up with Noah reacting skulls to everyone...

[silent quest]

You gotta bribe the mods

[clear night]

How do I bribe them?

[silent quest]

That is not to be discussed

Use your brains

[clear night]

Do I ping them?

Would a nitro work?

[viral epoch]

Decimetreo was my idea ya goof

Goofy goober

[silent quest]

I'd imagine

[clear night]

Who are you?

[clear night]

I don't even know you wtf

[nocturne elk]

blud not new here lol how tf u know that name

[silent quest]

Cellimetreo

[viral epoch]

Sailor of the seven seas

[clear night]

Fair enough ig.

[sleek oriole]

guys my train is late i might not be on time to class 😦

[clear night]

I would tell you if I had image perms.

[silent quest]

Fly

[clear night]

But it's pretty simple tbh

[viral epoch]

[clear night]

vthebusybee

[fluid isle]

😆

[dreamy lynx]

Who wanna play 960 rn

[clear night]

Is this server dead?

[stone sleet]

probably

[glossy radish]

what

[toxic wind]

facts

[stable mirage]

#2200-or-higher #👽〡general

[nocturne elk]

blblud responded to pingless ping

[glossy radish]

shuddup human flag

[nocturne elk]

[stable mirage]

the

[glossy radish]

someone knock me out

it’s nearly one and i cant sleep

[fluid isle]

which group is that? Ratings group?

[flat kraken]

Latitude: -4.78017, Longitude: -167.94452
come fight me little boy

[nocturne elk]

learn chess openings you will fall asleep in 3 mins

[flint fox]

brb i'm gonna find that rq

[stone sleet]

learn sicilian theory

[flat kraken]

It’s like the opposite of the London (everyone plays it and say it to impress people)

[stone sleet]

yeah

[severe oxide]

close eye, gg ez

[stable mirage]

it’s the furry rp chat

[fluid isle]

Ratings group right?

[torpid lintel]

Try to sleep v
Good night :)

[flint fox]

Wtf r u doing on the south pacific ocean

[flat kraken]

Fightings kids

[glossy radish]

wow amazing idea incho, if i had thought of that sooner

[fluid isle]

[stable mirage]

same thing

[fluid isle]

ok

[glossy radish]

i’ve memorised two lines and i stopped there cuz my memorisation is absolutely shit

[flint fox]

Pro tip : Press ∆ to sleep

[stable mirage]

hi furry

[glossy radish]

where is that

[flint fox]

hi star

[glossy radish]

dude i’m never going to be able to sleep

i don’t have that on my keyboard

hi mohit

[torpid lintel]

Copy paste

[stone sleet]

I dropped it after 4 lines

[torpid lintel]

Hi v :)

[glossy radish]

yeah but i won’t be clicking the actual button

[flat kraken]

Why study openings when can just lose

[glossy radish]

someone punch me fr

[random drum]

me to my crush fr fr fr

[glossy radish]

hi fren

[random drum]

what a series

[random drum]

Hi best fren

[torpid lintel]

Just make your room dark do something boring and you will sleep that's for sure!

[glossy radish]

nice loop

[glad canyon]

I BEAT A 2400 RATED BULLET PLAYER IN 1|1

[glossy radish]

i really hope so

[glossy radish]

do better beat a 2699

[random drum]

It's soo good series smh

it's made in the town where I was born lol

[stone sleet]

thats why i dont study openings

[glossy radish]

okay i’m bouta fall asleep rn

[glad canyon]

💀

[glossy radish]

i’m hallucinating

[glad canyon]

I am not that good

[glossy radish]

this ain’t good

[flat kraken]

I JUST ATE LUNCH AT A RESTAURANT 🔥

[glad canyon]

🗿🗿🗿🗿💪💪💪💪

[glossy radish]

alright bye chat i’m get hallucinating fried fish

[torpid lintel]

Nice! Have a good sleep.

[glad canyon]

BYE

[glossy radish]

sorp skulking me

[glad canyon]

💪🗿

[glad canyon]

💀

[glossy radish]

hall are birches

[wicked basin]

@clear night alpaca is back

[nocturne elk]

💀

[glossy radish]

please take off my username. i’m not comfortable with this happening again

[nocturne elk]

again

[glossy radish]

about sixth time

[wicked basin]

[glad canyon]

💀

[glossy radish]

this one dude started harassing me and sent me death threats

[nocturne elk]

[glossy radish]

i’m still a bit traumatised

and very uncomfortable

[glad canyon]

💀 doesn't matter you would not die

[glossy radish]

also i’m not sleepy anymore

[glossy radish]

mf sent me gre too

gpre

https://tenor.com/view/cute-duck-funny-animals-taking-my-duck-for-a-walk-pets-birds-gif-10491169

[glad canyon]

What is gpre

[nocturne elk]

jor jor well

[glossy radish]

gore

oh wait it’s not censored lmao

[glad canyon]

Gore shit?

[glossy radish]

yeah

[glad canyon]

💀🙏

[glossy radish]

it was traumatising as hell tho

[glossy radish]

snow、

[nocturne elk]

me who never seen snow in my life

[wicked basin]

I can't speak irl rn

[glossy radish]

take the username off. last warning

[wicked basin]

Can't break my 2h mewing streak

[wicked basin]

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-gif-11339234860235694668

[glossy radish]

dude

stop being an arse

[flint fox]

hi star

[wicked basin]

Nah this user name is actually shit I removed it

[flint fox]

Check your controls

[glossy radish]

ur ass is shit

[wicked basin]

You haven't seen it

[glossy radish]

i have x b a y

[wicked basin]

👃

[flint fox]

damn bruh wtf is this island

[glossy radish]

thank the gods then for sparing my eyes

[flint fox]

It's B

[glossy radish]

hawaii

[flint fox]

nuh uh it's hi

[glossy radish]

part of the us. is a state of ours

[glossy radish]

but my controller is over there

[clear night]

Hi. I am new.

[stable mirage]

you already said that you siwwy fuwwy OwO

[glossy radish]

hello。

[flint fox]

New quest

---

###Grab controller

[clear night]

Gib me that plant emoji and ur pfp

[glossy radish]

no.

[clear night]

ok shorty

[glossy radish]

ok birch

[clear night]

Ur soo short

[wicked basin]

Alpaca

[stable mirage]

what

[glossy radish]

is it?

[clear night]

No. Llamas are better

[wicked basin]

?

[severe oxide]

ur welcome

[wicked basin]

He's not new

[glossy radish]

be quiet go to sleep

[wicked basin]

It's alpaca

[clear night]

Wtf is a alpaca

[severe oxide]

its 5:07pm

[glossy radish]

go sleep

[clear night]

Also how do I disconnect

[severe oxide]

i have basketball training at 7

[glossy radish]

ITS TOO FAR

[wicked basin]

@clear night , @glossy radish said that she'd be happy if u got banned 💀

[flint fox]

ok pinoy

[glossy radish]

would be very

mf gets on my nerves

[clear night]

Birch I don't even know you

[flint fox]

Item required - Motivation

[glossy radish]

ufc don’t start

[clear night]

Short kid

[wicked basin]

Maybe your scared of him suspecting you in chess

[glossy radish]

that’s not a thing for me

[glossy radish]

suspecting?

[clear night]

RIP Leksa and Jakub

[glossy radish]

dawg i’m only 500 wtf could i do

[wicked basin]

[nocturne elk]

lol

[flint fox]

Check your inventory

[glossy radish]

just go to hell stop elo shaming

[wicked basin]

Bro changes username 5 times a day

[glossy radish]

empty

[wicked basin]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-sigma-gm-sigma-wolf-pack-rise-and-grind-alpha-male-gif-18436891353706736629

[nocturne elk]

how bro see my name i cant even see it myself

[clear night]

Agreed

[glad canyon]

This is where my sis lives

[wicked basin]

💀 wtf 1 year?

[severe oxide]

and yet ur only 900 ?

[glossy radish]

no i wasn’t

[severe oxide]

u cant talk shit if ur 900

[grim edge]

heaven is a place on earth with you said by Lana

[flint fox]

"Motivation" has been added to your inventory

[glad canyon]

@grim edge stfu

[glossy radish]

well it’s been removed again

[clear night]

k 1400 what a newwb

[wicked basin]

[severe oxide]

Oh wow 1200 this guy is real good

[stable mirage]

💀

[wicked basin]

@grim edge don't say that to them her simps gonna attack u

[flint fox]

it's still in ur inv

[glossy radish]

i don’t see it

[wicked basin]

So many simps

[stable mirage]

I only simp for furries

[flint fox]

Motivation equipped

[severe oxide]

Stagnated? Dawg i jus havent been playin that much

[flint fox]

i am not

[clear night]

Sirius only simps for 2400+ elo

[stable mirage]

I literally just said that

[wicked basin]

Is this counted as furry

[severe oxide]

who is simping

[wicked basin]

Real

[severe oxide]

lmao

[stable mirage]

can’t tell from the face

[wicked basin]

💀

[severe oxide]

yall are corny

[glossy radish]

[stable mirage]

🌽

[wicked basin]

Simp detected
Opinion rejected

[flint fox]

hang your queen

[stable mirage]

are you sure

[clear night]

All lives matter

[flint fox]

yes

[severe oxide]

i dont simp, especially for people ive never met on discord

[stable mirage]

hmmmm

you look like a furry to me :3

[glossy radish]

yawn

[flint fox]

The shape goes into a shape press that presses the shape into a pressed shape

[wicked basin]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-sigma-gm-sigma-wolf-pack-rise-and-grind-alpha-male-gif-18436891353706736629

[toxic wind]

it's the world championship and you can checkmate or en passant. which one do you choose?

[severe oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/please-respect-the-sigma-please-respect-the-chika-chika-rizz-sigma-chika-rizz-chika-gif-14729089138670968928

[echo kestrel]

He can't be a furry. The only furries here are 2200+, remember?

[glossy radish]

mate

[nimble niche]

i have proof otherwise 🥱

[flint fox]

en passant is stupid

[grim edge]

Can someone be goofy so I can ping the mods?

[stable mirage]

sometimes letting your pipi get bricked is okay

[severe oxide]

send proof

[clear night]

Checkmate

[glossy radish]

just ping

[echo kestrel]

being goofy

[toxic wind]

https://tenor.com/view/kto-kounotoritoken-kounotori-lbow-storkholders-gif-25676340

[wicked basin]

@grim edge look

[grim edge]

that is scary

[clear night]

becomes goofy

[grim edge]

they know it's not fine

[stable mirage]

that’s just the highest concentration of furries I’ve seen a few out in the wild

[echo kestrel]

Scary as in threatening? Do you feel threatened?

[severe oxide]

are you 12 years old?

[grim edge]

it's in my to-do list dont hate me

[echo kestrel]

Really??? Maybe they're soon-to-be 2200s

[stable mirage]

yeah they gravitate to 2200

[echo kestrel]

Yeah fr

[severe oxide]

she looks like a fish

[stable mirage]

it can take a while though

[toxic wind]

does anyone have the meme where it's like i'm 1800 and the pooh in a suit and then lichess and pooh gets dirty and shit???

[glossy radish]

this is what my hand feels like

[clear night]

I can help you locate a violator. Need help?

[stable mirage]

don’t lie on it

[glossy radish]

my naahndnjs numb

[severe oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/dory-finding-gif-20991396

[clear night]

Isn't he gay?

[grim edge]

🥱

[glossy radish]

no but i am

[clear night]

Bye.

[lament jacinth]

Hi

[wicked basin]

Alpaca

[severe oxide]

hello.

[clear night]

Oranges

[clear night]

Hi pro chess player but short

[lament jacinth]

Im not pro

💀💀💀💀💀

[clear night]

Ik. I just said that to make you feel better about how bad you suck.

[lament jacinth]

What colour is your Bugatti

[clear night]

I have a Honda civic from 2007. What color is YOUR Honda?

[west reef]

its yellow

[echo kestrel]

It's literally not

[stable mirage]

you could just say short

[lament jacinth]

💀💀💀

[west reef]

I got KTM bike, what color is your KTM bike ?

Mine is orange and white mix

[grim edge]

morming chat

[wicked basin]

What colour Is yours

[clear night]

morning*

[grim edge]

ohhh soryg for the typo

[lament jacinth]

💀

[clear night]

Dahlia 1v1?

[grim edge]

I found a funny picture and it looks like someone

[lament jacinth]

dahlilalalalalka

[grim edge]

Are you Alpaca? I cant play

[lament jacinth]

boring

[grim edge]

LIYAAAAA

[clear night]

No. Also why can't you play?

[grim edge]

wanna see the pic I found? it has curly black hair

[clear night]

Liya 1v1?

[rare vale]

just won my first game with 0 blunders 0 missed wins 0 mistakes

[lament jacinth]

Guys why do random guys without profiles and without a single text in the server dm me

[clear night]

Interesting.

[west reef]

they are simps

[clear night]

They are gay

[worthy flume]

Scholars mated some 500 elo guy

[west reef]

now scholar mate a 2000

[nimble niche]

done

[west reef]

wow

share the game

[rare vale]

jokes on you i dont know what a scholars mate is i just move pieces

[west reef]

...

[worthy flume]

[rare vale]

i will never touch chess theory

[grim edge]

agree. can you send a gif? any gif

[west reef]

U should play chess 960

there, theory doesnt matter

fischer random

[clear night]

Deja Vu HELP ME

[stable mirage]

you should play crazyhouse

[rare vale]

is it against the rules

[west reef]

my favorite

[stable mirage]

knowing theory is gg

[worldly knoll]

A

[rare vale]

that sounds fun ill try it

[west reef]

but it gets messy

[nimble niche]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/77965363601 🥱

[grim edge]

no, but i think you cant send gif because you havent connected your account yet and got no trusted role

[worn ice]

1cbb (2115) vs. The_Interrupters (2170)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Bc4 Nc6 3. Qh5 Nf6 4. Qxf7# 

[nimble niche]

blitz + not premoved

[nocturne elk]

anyone 2000+ 4pc

[west reef]

wow c razy

[stable mirage]

ew garbage variant

[worthy flume]

[west reef]

hahaaha

[worthy flume]

Why when i was matched with 2000 i didnt try it

[nimble niche]

that's probably the highest rated legit player I've ever scholar's mated without premove

unless you wanna count that cheater i scholars mated

[west reef]

this is real chess, from ancient India

[worthy flume]

I've scholars mated someone online

[west reef]

chaturanga

[worthy flume]

Bro showed us variants from chesscom and thinks we will be impressed

[west reef]

no, jus showing the real chess

[nimble niche]

ive scholar's mated 15 2k+ people but 11 of them are premoves and 1 was a cheater so 3 real scholars mates

[west reef]

not trynna impress nobody

[worthy flume]

Chaturanga is not real chess

[west reef]

boooo

[worthy flume]

Thats different games

[west reef]

go research where was oldest form of chess played

[worthy flume]

They have different rules and and pieces

[west reef]

yea ofc

[worthy flume]

I know that it was old form of chess

But rn chess is totally another game

[west reef]

mhm

ik and can see

[nimble niche]

polish draughts on top

[west reef]

so whats ur point buddy

[grim edge]

💀

[west reef]

...

[worthy flume]

Chaturanga doesnt = chess

[west reef]

original is original

and old is gold

Brits stole our game and modified it so

[nimble niche]

it ain't the brits

[west reef]

who did

[nimble niche]

not everything was done by the brits bud

[clear night]

And gold is yellow, and urine is yellow. Your point?

[west reef]

so where was this modern chess made

[worthy flume]

Oh, you are from India, now i understood why you want us think so

[west reef]

mhm mhm

[nimble niche]

the persians took chess and from there it moved to europe

[west reef]

mhm

from india it went persia, then from persia it went europe

[worthy flume]

Bro is like : mhm mhm mhmh mhm

[west reef]

i see i see....

[west reef]

mhm

[worthy flume]

No way

[west reef]

why cant i find crazyhouse

[echo kestrel]

Main variant

[west reef]

oh i see

ty

[nimble niche]

atomic is the only real variant

[west reef]

whats that

explosion

it takes forever to make a match in variants

https://tenor.com/view/mr-bean-gif-24453457

[grim edge]

anyone wants

[glad canyon]

I WANNA SHOW YOU OFF

[nocturne elk]

y no variant bots :(

[nimble niche]

there are 4pc bots

[nocturne elk]

[grim edge]

im doomed

[glad canyon]

Tie the Knott

[nimble niche]

https://www.chess.com/blog/TheCheeseDuck/4pc-bots-from-phoenixzero-to-teammachina-to-teamtitan-arnold-schwartznegger-and-more

[glad canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/bongocat-cat-bongo-gif-11909079389331932530

[coral quartz]

Guys! Do you make tiktok?

[stable mirage]

owo

[coral quartz]

[glad canyon]

🗿🫶🏻

[coral quartz]

[glad canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meow-big-lips-gif-13233291

[stable mirage]

nya!

[coral quartz]

What the devil is this?

[glad canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-cat-gif-22590242

[coral quartz]

Jesus christ.

[glad canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fight-serious-right-meow-gif-27237017

[stable mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-meme-gif-3960706660224756602

[glad canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-meow-are-you-kidding-me-are-you-kitten-me-right-meow-seriously-gif-27226081

[glad canyon]

:3

[stable mirage]

:3 !!

[coral quartz]

Owo

[glad canyon]

UwU

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-christian-bale-patrick-bateman-american-psycho-ouch-gif-18161221

[glad canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/crushing-the-food-puff-meow-chef-that-little-puff-mixing-it-all-together-gif-18234368054519836868

[lament jacinth]

Hi

[glad canyon]

You are my church, you are my place of worship
I heard you're the plug, can I be the circuit?
When I got court, I hope that you're the verdict
When you're around, my insides turn inverted
My blood starts to rush when I see your doorman
I know you're nearby and I know your purpose
Take one look at you, you're heaven's incarnate
What is this spell, baby? Please show some mercy

[glad canyon]

Hi :3

[lament jacinth]

I am

Very very very very very bored

[glad canyon]

Play chess

[lament jacinth]

Noo

I don't want to use My brain rn

[glad canyon]

Listen to Kali uchis

[glad canyon]

@lament jacinth

[lament jacinth]

Who's that

[glad canyon]

A singer 💀

💀💀💀💀💀you don't know her?

[lament jacinth]

Nooo

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/miki-minach-writing-what-gif-11761706

[glad canyon]

Please listen to her

[main thunder]

I swear the only way to be good at chess is just by memorization ;-;

[glad canyon]

Real

Atleast to reach 2200

[main thunder]

like unless you study theory for every opening you just get fckd

[main thunder]

nah lower than that too

[lament jacinth]

😭

[main thunder]

if I'm lucky as black I'll get someone that isn't a theory nerd with no middlegame or endgame knowledge

[lament jacinth]

Too stressed out Atm

[nimble niche]

i literally dont remember shit

i play theory nerds all the time with a severely lacking theoretical knowledge myself

[stable mirage]

past 2800 maybe

[glad canyon]

@lament jacinth please listen to her rn

[wicked basin]

Let's see if I can get a jaw line

[glad canyon]

💀 listen to mozart

[west reef]

https://tenor.com/view/chefs-kiss-french-chef-perfect-dish-excellent-food-perfection-gif-20341505

[wicked basin]

I'm good at memorization but the problem is I can't spot coordinates fast

[west reef]

tell me what u ate for dinner yesterday

[nimble niche]

who plays variants on cc

[west reef]

I do

[wicked basin]

Steak , potatoes and protien shake

Few vegetables

[west reef]

ok

[nimble niche]

cc variants has no good players and is generally a cheaterfest

at least when i play atomic on there

[west reef]

this position is ridiculous

thats why i love c razyhouse variant

[west reef]

wow . u gotta be down bad if u cheat in chess variant lol

crazyhouse is actually playable in over the board as well, i just realized

u just need a lot of pieces, it would be so fun

[nimble niche]

just find 2 more people and play bughouse

[west reef]

hmm

[wicked basin]

Rip demo acc

[clear night]

):

[wicked basin]

Rude alpaca

[clear night]

Wtf is Alpaca

[west reef]

poor king

got mated in ridiculous fashion

[clear night]

Which variant?

[west reef]

crazyhouse

[clear night]

Oh ok.

[clear night]

Idk who's that.

[wicked basin]

Do /profile

[clear night]

You Romanian or Greek?

[wicked basin]

I'm geek

[clear night]

ok.

I disconnected my account but idk why it is still connected

[wicked basin]

💀

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> 1cbb

This is the Chess.com profile of 1cbb. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2232 (2255 peak)
Blitz: 2263 (2348 peak)
Bullet: 2200 (2326 peak)

[nocturne elk]

blud does anyone else have the free rating glitch on puzzles

where u spam hints but get the full points anyway

[clear night]

Yes.

[nimble niche]

cc puzzles are irrelevant

[clear night]

I did. Back when I had a 7 day membership.

[nocturne elk]

why dont they fix it lol

previously someone had 4000 rating on puzzles lol

[clear night]

True. So is game review.

[wicked basin]

Someone said they have 60k on puzzles rating

[nimble niche]

game review is nice when i get it for free

[nocturne elk]

and the top guys have like 65k

[wicked basin]

💀

[nimble niche]

i got 3 months of diamond for free so

[nocturne elk]

yeah the top of the chart

[nimble niche]

total of 6 months free now

[clear night]

Stop winning stuff

[nimble niche]

highest is like 45k or something

[wicked basin]

This is why never use paypal and use stripe

[nimble niche]

paid sponsor

[wicked basin]

Wtf 💀 stripe is not my app

[clear night]

The highest puzzle rating in 65540. I think it is like the ceiling of chess.com. no way to go higher than that rating.

[wicked basin]

I will reach 70k rating in 2h lmao

[clear night]

Bet

[wicked basin]

But I can't rn

[nocturne elk]

yeah

[clear night]

Why are you my friend?

[wicked basin]

Your alpaca

[west reef]

amazing

[clear night]

Did you premove mate with king?

[wicked basin]

💀

[clear night]

I don't have an alpaca

[clear night]

I have too big of a skill issue to understand this variant named "crazyhouse"

[clear night]

Who's that

[wicked basin]

U

[clear night]

no

[wicked basin]

Bye

[clear night]

Idk who's that

Alright bye. Have a great day.

[stark quarry]

en passant guy HAHAH

[clear night]

...

[grim edge]

@solemn ivy i totally did not just find one of your active servers

[solemn ivy]

wdym

yo grille this u how u doing

[alpine creek]

You need to go outside

chat died

yes

[minor owl]

obv joshua is online

[clear night]

No

[alpine creek]

Joshua hasn't touched grass in a while

[minor owl]

ong

[clear night]

Neither have I.

Because there isn't much grass where I live.

[minor owl]

grass is overrated

we touch weights

[west reef]

DEEZ bishops

[alpine creek]

DEEZ bishops are gonna get a mate

[thin merlin]

im still goated for 99.9% accuracy

[west reef]

DEEZ Bs

[minor owl]

aight bye

[alpine creek]

bye

[thin merlin]

cya

[clear night]

Interesting...

[alpine creek]

General chat is dying

[tight skiff]

is chess.com down

[alpine creek]

[clear night]

I pulled off an all nighter last night.

[minor owl]

same

physics

[clear night]

Same. Physics.

[minor owl]

what were u studying

[clear night]

Magnetism

And electricity.

[minor owl]

grade 12th or college

[clear night]

Grade 10th

[minor owl]

o ya 10th also had that

that was the easiest chapter in physics 10th imo

small

[clear night]

No. Light was easiest

[minor owl]

magnetism was easy electricity was a tougher one

[minor owl]

i fumbled the diagrams in the finals i think

[clear night]

oof

[minor owl]

missed marking foci or something

[lone spindle]

how to enable light theme on discord?

[frigid zephyr]

Blud trynna give us an eye burn

[pallid horizon]

happens to us

I love physics, but my teacher in calculus made me hate the sub

[clear night]

Thanks for telling. I will make sure I don't make that mistake.

[pallid horizon]

BCUZ SHE TAUGHT THE SUBJECT SO BADDD

[minor owl]

they cut like half a mark per miss

[nocturne elk]

toad*

[minor owl]

i lost all my marks in physics i am pretty sure i got full in chem n bio

[clear night]

Dang. Same thing happened to me in pre boards

[minor owl]

how much u got in pres

[clear night]

Overall percentage including sixth subject or top 5?

Or only science?

[minor owl]

top 5

[clear night]

96.9

[minor owl]

das more than i got in boards 🥶

[clear night]

The lowest was science. I got only 67/80

[minor owl]

i got 79% in pre 😭

[clear night]

Dang. That ain't so bad though.

[minor owl]

our school was notorious for burtal checking

[clear night]

Same. This is why I got low in science

Otherwise I was expecting 75

[minor owl]

well if u got 97 in pre boards u will get even more

[clear night]

But I haven't studied anything after pre boards

And boards are in a week

[minor owl]

wait are u a genius or a hardworker

[clear night]

Neither. I am just lucky.

[minor owl]

🥶

[clear night]

Only what I studied came in the pre boards lol

[minor owl]

damn

[clear night]

My first is on 19th it's of sanskrit.

[minor owl]

well boards is always easier than pre

ull do good

[clear night]

I literally went into depression after seeing the additional sample paper of math. The highest marks in our class were 44/80

[minor owl]

i got 44/60

44/80 is kinda wild for 10th grade maths

[clear night]

That's good.

Yeah it was extremely hard.

[minor owl]

wuts ur goal for the boards

[clear night]

99+

[minor owl]

so ur a genius then

[clear night]

Our current school record is 99.6%. the person who got that was AIR 3

[minor owl]

damn

we never got our AIR's

[clear night]

oh

Wait only top 5 subject percentage is counted in boards right?

[minor owl]

depends on where ur taking admissions in 11th

the institute u take admissions in decides their criteria

for me it did count top 5

[clear night]

Ok

[lament jacinth]

Hi cheesy man

[clear night]

Hi liya/shawarma.

[minor owl]

hemlo

i am doing the daily hand gripper thingie

[lament jacinth]

Liya is my nickname lmao

[minor owl]

ya shawarma is her real name

[clear night]

Ok so should I call your shawarma then?

[lament jacinth]

Shawarma.is my discord name cause i was hungry once upon a time

[clear night]

You're funny.

[lament jacinth]

You're not

[minor owl]

i am funny

[lament jacinth]

You are tbh

[minor owl]

wait i missed the oppurtunity to say "funny looking" 😭

[clear night]

:v

Ik. I am not

[west reef]

DEEZ knights

[clear night]

No krous

[minor owl]

sheesh bro 💀

i forgor whether i was on my second or third set what should i do chat

[clear night]

Just do 3rd set

[minor owl]

valid

[clear night]

Or do akkad bakkad thing

[minor owl]

ill continue like i did my second set just in case

[clear night]

good.

[minor owl]

worst case i get ripped

[clear night]

That isn't that bad tbh.

[minor owl]

exactly my point

[rain trout]

@clear night connect your account

[clear night]

No

[rain trout]

cheese

[rain trout]

silence just joined

use /connect

[clear night]

She ugly.

[minor owl]

an*s

[clear night]

@misty sparrow

[clear night]

Hans

[minor owl]

damn 💀 what silence do to you bro 😭

[rain trout]

@clear night !welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @clear night, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[clear night]

Stfu

[oblique wraith]

damn

[clear night]

I was here before you.

[oblique wraith]

bro shut em down like that

[minor owl]

human flag lurking rn i see u

[rain trout]

nah shut up kid

[minor owl]

ong 😭

[clear night]

Mad cuz bad

[oblique wraith]

BRO HAS SEEN IT ALL

[rain trout]

you joined today noob

[oblique wraith]

they fighting

[oblique wraith]

🍿

[rain trout]

@oblique wraith hi bro nice pfp

[clear night]

And you're 1200 so opinion declined.

[rain trout]

1400

[oblique wraith]

hello : )

[clear night]

Isn't that charles btw

[oblique wraith]

yup

[rain trout]

please connect your account to get pictures and voice perms

[clear night]

Anis why couldn't you be nice to me?

[oblique wraith]

you wanna stalk my elo so bad 🤣

[rain trout]

sorry babe

[oblique wraith]

im jk ofc

[clear night]

It's ok.

[oblique wraith]

how do I lik my acc again?

[clear night]

Do /connect

[rain trout]

[oblique wraith]

I was here for the emojis tbh

[clear night]

Don't connect btw, it's a scam.

[rain trout]

same for u

[clear night]

I learnt it the hard way. They tricked my into connecting

[grim edge]

Anyone wanna play me

[oblique wraith]

got it

[clear night]

But luckily, I disconnected in time.

[rain trout]

the only bad thing is that when you cheat you get banned in discord too.

[grim edge]

I'm almost 500 elo

[oblique wraith]

💀

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> mrkira4769

This is the Chess.com profile of mrkira4769. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 494 (601 peak)
Blitz: 349 (310 peak)
Bullet: 391 (485 peak)

[west reef]

get loli mated

[oblique wraith]

nawwww aint no way

[minor owl]

Don't connect honestly u can cheat no more

[clear night]

They won't even know if I get banned when I don't connect.

[rain trout]

2white bishop

[oblique wraith]

I dont cheat tbh

[west reef]

Lolipop mated

[west reef]

yes

[clear night]

Korus, you're a hottie

[minor owl]

Still u lose the peach colour

[grim edge]

Any 500 or 600 elo wanna play me?

[oblique wraith]

its ugly

[west reef]

bruh

[oblique wraith]

i dont like it

[minor owl]

Ur ugly 🤔🔥

[grim edge]

on god

<@&745328830649991179>

[minor owl]

But I still like u

[clear night]

Yes Rammo, and I am sorry

[oblique wraith]

Fake news I play chess so im handsome af

[grim edge]

and bad at chess

[minor owl]

My fault og

[grim edge]

Do / profile, I wanna see ur elo

[oblique wraith]

that ones personal

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> 87 (oreotrollturbo)

This is the Chess.com profile of oreotrollturbo. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: 87 (oreotrollturbo)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1250 (1279 peak)
Blitz: 762 (775 peak)
Bullet: 582 (632 peak)

[oblique wraith]

cool

[grim edge]

fr

[clear night]

I did profile

[grim edge]

Where

[clear night]

It says account not linked

[grim edge]

Just say what's ur elo

[clear night]

788

[grim edge]

[clear night]

Close to 800 tho

[grim edge]

Let's just play anyway

Add me MrKira4769

[clear night]

No. You are high rated

I will play later.

[oblique wraith]

Insult my looks insult my family insult my beliefs . But my chess skill thats where i draw the line

[grim edge]

fair

[grim edge]

Bruh

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> akagako

This is the Chess.com profile of akagako. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1702 (peak)
Blitz: 796 (942 peak)
Bullet: 732 (778 peak)

[grim edge]

I'm 500 elo

can I elo shame you now?

[clear night]

You're 6 feet tho

[oblique wraith]

No ur bad

[grim edge]

damn

[grim edge]

True, might be an issue

[clear night]

And handsome

[grim edge]

says the beginner

[grim edge]

OK chill

[oblique wraith]

You cant beat me at tf2 so im better at chess

[grim edge]

you cant beat me at cs2 so im better at chess

[oblique wraith]

try ,me

[clear night]

You all are bad. (Shares flash GIF)

[grim edge]

You can't beat me at a yap contest so I'm better at chess

[grim edge]

whats ur premier rating

[oblique wraith]

TRY ME

[grim edge]

You want to play or no? Fr

[oblique wraith]

I dont play cs

[grim edge]

loser

[clear night]

Bro is 1700 in rapid and 700 in blitz KEKW

[grim edge]

yeah I dont like to try in other modes

[oblique wraith]

Said the cs player

[clear night]

Do /profile

[grim edge]

I just be on my phone playing blitz doing random moves in class

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> mrkira4769

This is the Chess.com profile of mrkira4769. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 494 (601 peak)
Blitz: 349 (310 peak)
Bullet: 391 (485 peak)

[clear night]

oreotrollturbo, 902b is clearly better than you at chess. You're only 1250

[grim edge]

I'm in class rn

[rain trout]

@oblique wraith congrats

[clear night]

Sending challenge MrKira4769

[grim edge]

Good

[fresh wind]

ty

[rain trout]

hi mod

[fresh wind]

hi

[clear night]

Rinqed, how do I remove all the other roles?

[grim edge]

I accepted and it did say u blocked something

[clear night]

Idk

[fresh wind]

er, I don't think you can? Pretty sure it's a bot thing that happens when you join the server

[clear night]

Unblock me 😠

[rain trout]

rinqed what's your goals in chess for this year

[echo niche]

Yeah they look like they’re automatic

[fresh wind]

idk really, I'd love to hit 2200 for the first time but I need a really good year to do that

[echo niche]

Fide?

[fresh wind]

y

[echo niche]

Lmao

[rain trout]

gl

[fresh wind]

what's so funny?

[echo niche]

My fide is 1450 (but I only played 2 tournaments yet)

[echo niche]

Just the comparison of my and your rating lmao

[grim edge]

I don't even know u how could I have blocked u?

[flat kraken]

people going for 2200 fide while i'm struggling to even stay at 1900 cc blitz 💀

[fresh wind]

I mean I have played for 20+ years

[echo niche]

lol

[rain trout]

cool

[flat kraken]

he played chess longer than i've breathed air 🤡

[oblique wraith]

congrats on what?

[echo niche]

I have for 2 years. I’m close ig

[rain trout]

you connect your account

[clear night]

You said it says "blocked" this means u block me

[rain trout]

ye me

[oblique wraith]

What an amazing achievement . pressing 3 buttons

[worn ice]

DerZeitgeist80 (1162) vs. plushywagon (903)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. c3 Nc6 3. Nf3 e5 4. d4 Bd6 5. d5 Nb8 6. Bg5 f6 7. Bh4 h5 8. h3 Ne7 9. Bb5 a6 10. Ba4 a5 11. Nbd2 Na6 12. Nc4 Qc7 13. Nxd6+ Qxd6 14. Qb3 b6 15. Bb5 Nc7 16. Be2 Rb8 17. O-O Ba6 18. Bxa6 Nxa6 19. a3 b5 20. Qd1 c4 21. Nd2 Nc5 22. Qf3 g5 23. Bg3 h4 24. Bh2 O-O 25. Qh5 Rf7 26. Rae1 Rh7 27. Qg4 Ng6 28. Nf3 b4 29. cxb4 axb4 30. axb4 Nd3 31. Qf5 Kf7 32. Nxg5+ Kg7 33. Nxh7 Kxh7 34. g3 Nxe1 35. Rxe1 Qxb4 36. gxh4 Qxe1+ 37. Kg2 Kg7 38. Qxd7+ Kh6 39. Qf7 Rxb2 40. Qxf6 c3 41. d6 c2 42. d7 c1=Q 43. d8=Q Qf1+ 44. Kf3 Rxf2+ 45. Kg4 Rg2+ 46. Bg3 Qcf4+ 47. Qxf4+ exf4 48. Qg5+ Kg7 49. h5 Rxg3+ 50. Kf5 Rxg5+ 51. Kxg5 f3 52. hxg6 Qg1+ 

[oblique wraith]

Im such a genious thank you

[rain trout]

some people can't do that

[echo niche]

Only thing worse than a doubled isolated pawn is people begging for a review cause they don’t buy it themselves

[grim edge]

Oh wait I check

[oblique wraith]

If I didnt know how to use a computer id be boned

[echo niche]

I can see that

[oblique wraith]

hes got a point

[rain trout]

@grim edge i did

[minor owl]

ok hand gripper thingie done

[rain trout]

np

[minor owl]

good bye cha

[clear night]

Drugs

[oblique wraith]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1086114677538431146.webp?size=48&name=eyebrown&quality=lossless

[clear night]

Lol embed failure not trusted yet

[minor owl]

https://tenor.com/view/mgsv-epic-embed-fail-epic-epic-embed-gif-21836356

[echo niche]

I work in IT. wtf is a computer?

[rain trout]

connect your account please :(

[clear night]

Ahahah ur not trusted

[grim edge]

How can I see the blocked people on chess.com?

[clear night]

Idk

[vale frost]

Yt

[rain trout]

it is a big word bro

[oblique wraith]

I study programming and I barely know what an integer is

[grim edge]

Please tell me how.

[clear night]

@oblique wraith wait 7 days to get embed perms

[vale frost]

The answer to all your problems

[oblique wraith]

it embeded for me

[rain trout]

you need to talk 5 different days

[echo niche]

I work a lot with sql. wtf does “select” do

[clear night]

Back in my day, you needed 90

[rain trout]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@rain trout With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[grim edge]

How can I unlock people on chess.com???

[flat kraken]

oh god that sounds so 18th century 💀💀

[echo niche]

Bro wants to unlock Hikarus account lol

[oblique wraith]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT SQL

[rain trout]

he didn't say buy

[oblique wraith]

STAY BACK DEMON ✝️

[flat kraken]

the vibe gives me flashbacks

[grim edge]

I want to unblock people

[echo niche]

Select * From your.mum

[oblique wraith]

I hate sql with a burning passion STOP

[echo niche]

Lmao

[oblique wraith]

@rain trout SAW THAT

[echo niche]

Helloworld(“print”)

[clear night]

Strucutred Query Language?

[oblique wraith]

Me when I sarted python

[echo niche]

😂

[grim edge]

How can I unblock you?

[clear night]

That ain't python

[oblique wraith]

Hello world = int x

[clear night]

Idk

[grim edge]

Tell me when you want to play me

[echo niche]

Hahaha

[grim edge]

Or are you actually 800 elo

[oblique wraith]

that one is messed up on so many levels

[echo niche]

Select * from kindergarden where age < 8

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/happycupcake-gif-22997102

[oblique wraith]

AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[echo niche]

Hahaha

[echo niche]

What?

[clear night]

Pass

[grim edge]

Why do so many people fake Joshua??

[west reef]

its easy to resign, why people don resign

[oblique wraith]

what u doing with an 8 year old 🤨

[grim edge]

I am the real joshua that other dude is a larper

[clear night]

Smash

[echo niche]

Order by age asc 😏

[grim edge]

@wicked basin they be faking you

[grim edge]

No shut up

[clear night]

No double booster?

[grim edge]

No

He is fake

Real Joshua is double Booster

[echo niche]

Create database adoption 😏

[grim edge]

This is Joshua in an other Universe where he is broke

And not mogging

[oblique wraith]

Im calling the police

[clear night]

Mew now

[grim edge]

He can't, he isn't real

[oblique wraith]

also SQL is bad Excell CHANGE MY MIND

[clear night]

no

[oblique wraith]

yes it is trust

[grim edge]

Joshua vs Fake Joshua

[echo niche]

Create table naughty-list

[clear night]

no

[oblique wraith]

do you even know what sql is

litterally bad excell duh

[clear night]

yes

[echo niche]

I’d change your mind with an if else command if you want

[clear night]

no

[oblique wraith]

Create table people-under-arrest

[clear night]

Also literally*

[oblique wraith]

🤓

I had to do it

[echo niche]

Inner join oreotrollturbo

[clear night]

create table new-kid-bad-at-chess

[oblique wraith]

nononononoononon I think its you

that needs to join

[echo niche]

My database doesn’t lie.

[echo niche]

Just like my hips do. They don’t lie neither

[clear night]

Username checks out

[grim edge]

Majority of dragon ball fans are black

[viral epoch]

Mexican*

[grim edge]

Doesn't this count as black?

[echo niche]

Majority of dragon balls fans are dragon ball fans

[grim edge]

Many Mexicans say n word

[clear night]

Rammo racist bish

[oblique wraith]

your database is about as truthful as
int x = 1
x is 5

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

No, just facts

[clear night]

Meaning definitely true

[echo niche]

Drop table 😦