💬〡general-off-topic

[nimble niche]

practically in blitz crab > hippo

[wicked basin]

does chess.com take money already on the free week?

[daring oyster]

Hmmm who is the wind?!?!!!!?!!!?!!?!

[nimble niche]

unless you're really good with hypermodern pawn breaks

[west reef]

I am in love with this position

[grim edge]

Which side of the spectrum are you on💀

[west reef]

taking every space

[daring oyster]

Hi in love with this position really nice name

[daring oyster]

Right side of bed

[west reef]

what a nice pawn chain

[daring oyster]

I think yall dont know the unadoptable potato

[grim edge]

Def aint a gambit player

[grim edge]

the dodger

[west reef]

this game was from sicilian lol

[daring oyster]

The wax quittet

[gusty wren]

i am in love with ur mother

[daring oyster]

Quitter

[grim edge]

He's actually dead

[west reef]

beautiful position

[grim edge]

Cool

[west reef]

Bishop wil be in sexy diagonal soon

[daring oyster]

Yes he couldn't beat me so he quit

[west reef]

its Taimanov sicilian for u

[nimble niche]

may i ask what tf was a6 for

[west reef]

its to go b5

[grim edge]

tempo waster average 1400s

[daring oyster]

I said to him "if u wanna beat me, train for 300 years"

[west reef]

no no

its literally the initiative of taimanov sicilian lol

[nimble niche]

not like whites ever threatening Nb5

[west reef]

go a6, b 5 then play bishop b 7

[nimble niche]

the taimanov has a knight on c6

[grim edge]

Knight b5 is so scary

[daring oyster]

The fried li- fries

[grim edge]

ooh im so scared

[west reef]

yea its a little bit different taimanov

[nimble niche]

it's called the kan

not taimanov

[west reef]

yea Kan

it will transpose soon tho

u could call it delayed tiamanov

😉

[nimble niche]

i never understood the hedgehog structure

[grim edge]

wha

[nimble niche]

black has to put the queen on c7

[daring oyster]

Well actually i dont know what are yall saying 🤓

[grim edge]

I dont understand half the opening things because I've never played a real opening

[west reef]

or play O kelly sicilian

[grim edge]

HAHAHAHA I'm with you

[west reef]

like magnus does

[daring oyster]

Massive w

[west reef]

a6, e6

[nimble niche]

okelly is a worse alapin after white plays c3

[grim edge]

Gambits only

[west reef]

maybe maybenot

[nimble niche]

e6 a6 is the kan

[west reef]

every opening is good for stock fish

[daring oyster]

I only play like 3 moves of pirc defense with black and with white me go die!!!

[west reef]

no no it is o kelly

e4, c5

then e6, a 6 later

[grim edge]

ew the pirc go die now

[west reef]

aint that o kelly or am i trippin

[nimble niche]

the point of the okelly is that if they play d4, you play cxd4 Nxd4 e5 with tempo

[west reef]

mhm

[daring oyster]

Its an opening i can premove

[west reef]

whole point of sicilian is c x d4

[solid cairn]

sick, now i know 1300s aint allat ☠️

[west reef]

Lol

[nimble niche]

kan you go e6 a6 and play a hedgehog structure

[west reef]

in kan u dont bring out ur knight early

[polar juniper]

guys i got brilianbt en pessant

[daring oyster]

NANI

[polar juniper]

dead srss

[daring oyster]

impossible

[grim edge]

Im not sure who i am inclined to believe in this kan shit just play smith mora or a3 and move on with life

[daring oyster]

Who smith

[nimble niche]

i play maroczy bind against kan and if they try to go Qc7 Nc6 Ne5 I just play Rc1

[grim edge]

call me daddy

[west reef]

@nimble niche isnt this knight move by white a bit dubious ?

can i not chop that knight with my light square B shop

[grim edge]

i literally see know provacable weaknesses

[grim edge]

Ok nick

[daring oyster]

Well he wanted dat bishop bad af gawd dayum

[nimble niche]

looks slightly dubious

[west reef]

hmmmm

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Vsmack Vsmack (vsmack9999_yt)

This is the Chess.com profile of vsmack9999_yt. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Vsmack Vsmack (vsmack9999_yt)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1219 (1254 peak)
Blitz: 827 (peak)
Bullet: 834 (964 peak)

[solid cairn]

ITSNOT WORKING

[nimble niche]

i wouldnt mind playing white if the queen was on d1 instead

[west reef]

My bishop was passive anyways

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> yoskillissue

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1418 (peak)
Blitz: 524 (787 peak)
Bullet: 764

[solid cairn]

broo im magnus carlsen

[grim edge]

Hmmmmmmmm

[daring oyster]

How many moves os the game

[grim edge]

Hmmmmm

[solid cairn]

7 moves

[dull marten]

uh huh ok

[daring oyster]

Oooh makes sense

[solid cairn]

[dull marten]

[grim edge]

Wtf

Who's this

[dull marten]

me

[west reef]

after takes take my position looks beautiful @nimble niche

[solid cairn]

Pluddy is NOT playing Na5 every again fr

Ik im the magni

[dull marten]

😭

[nimble niche]

yeah that's why i said I'd rather have the queen on d1

[solid cairn]

Nuh uh

[west reef]

isnt this knight move also very dubious

[nimble niche]

very

[west reef]

he loves making dubious knight moves

[nimble niche]

whos he

[daring oyster]

21 moves game call me potatofish

[nimble niche]

is this live

[west reef]

Like he prolly thinks he placing knight in beautiful position

[solid cairn]

Nxd5 cxd5 nd4 👍

[west reef]

but that knight is just capturable

[west reef]

my opponent

[solid cairn]

@grim edge 1v1 me after i get home from school

which i have chess club today, so ill be home arouind 5:15 etz

[nimble niche]

if they wanted some exf5 ideas the queen had to be on f3 not c2

[west reef]

what abt i just attack his queen and take that light square Bishop

[nimble niche]

live game?

[west reef]

yes

[daring oyster]

Ngl Minecraft better

[nimble niche]

💀

[west reef]

i aint taking ur moves tho so its not cheating

I am playing based on intuition

😉 lmao

[nimble niche]

play the game yourself

[gusty wren]

fr

[solid cairn]

Its simpler but i suggest you traded now after you take he can take your dark squared bishop, you would have had a slight advantage considering bishops are slightly better than knights

[west reef]

aah

[daring oyster]

Why is korus giving us live pictures of him playing

[gusty wren]

i aint never seen idc and 1cbb in the same room, could be a coincidence idk

[limpid forge]

d4 > e4

[solid cairn]

wiat what

[nimble niche]

whites idea shouldve been to play Bg5 and get rid of the f6 knight before Nd5

[dull marten]

when I ask for advice here it's usually some 1000 being smart or some 2400

[daring oyster]

Out of context!!

[nimble niche]

coincidence fr

[solid cairn]

ackthually im 1200 🤓

[west reef]

so much happened and already in queen rook endgame

idk if white is better or i am

[gusty wren]

Who are you, Stop pinging me

[west reef]

his pawn looks very scary

[daring oyster]

Well actually im quite capable of giving u the worst advice if ya want!!!! Im a bs master

[limpid forge]

you owe me diamond

[digital phoenix]

.

[dull marten]

damn

[gusty wren]

What are you talking about ????

[limpid forge]

we betted if you could reach 2000 by the end of the day before yesterday

you didn't

[daring oyster]

Omg rent a gf

Bald...

[west reef]

shit i think i will lose this position

[solid cairn]

average japan expierience :

[gusty wren]

i dont know what ur talking about

[dull marten]

how

[west reef]

his queen is very well placed

[daring oyster]

[nimble niche]

c7 and white wins

[dull marten]

what's it going to do

[limpid forge]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-michael-scott-steve-carrell-unamused-meh-gif-5167530

[west reef]

i dont think i should have pushed d5

[gusty wren]

<@&745328830649991179> this korus guy sharing photos of a live game i dont think its allowed

[dull marten]

you're still winning?

[west reef]

bro

[solid cairn]

@gusty wren snitch

[west reef]

how annoying, its like streaming

[gusty wren]

Cope

[candid ember]

Why care?

[solid cairn]

yessir

[gusty wren]

Cheatin

[west reef]

lol its like streaming except, i am not taking any moves from u guys

[nimble niche]

i broke into a bank but didnt take any money so it must be legal!

[candid ember]

Why care?

[west reef]

very stupid

[dull marten]

it isn't if you don't get caught

[west reef]

i aint taking moves

[graceful lintel]

real

[gusty wren]

Sharing live games and getting advice is cheating dumbass

[solid cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-gif-11339234860235694668

[west reef]

and also its not chess.com

[gusty wren]

are u stupid or something

[west reef]

so why u gotta yap

[graceful lintel]

Korus stfu

[west reef]

its not chess.com so idk why u yapping

ridiculous

[gusty wren]

holy shit ur actually stupid

[solid cairn]

drama 🍿

[gusty wren]

it hurts my soul that someone could be that dumb

[dull marten]

"it's ok to cheat on lichess since this is the chess.com server"

[west reef]

what would u say to someone who is streaming chess then

[gusty wren]

FRRR

[west reef]

its not lichess either lmao

[gusty wren]

Well are the people watching or advicing

[dull marten]

ok Roblox chess

[gusty wren]

Ur so dumb bro

[west reef]

yes but point is streamer ignores advice

just like i am ignoring all the advices

[dull marten]

sure bro

[west reef]

so i aint cheating fool

[gusty wren]

its easy to ignore a fast chat but individual text is hard to ignore

[west reef]

I am not asking what move shud i play ?

I am showing after i did the move

[gusty wren]

it will affect ur play if someone says smth about the game

[west reef]

this annoying little

[nimble niche]

chess.com allows streamers to take advice from chat

[solid cairn]

acumulaa duhn duhn duhn duhn duh duhn i dont wanna something something

[gusty wren]

so quit being stupid and acting like if u pretend to not read it, it wont affect ur play

[west reef]

yea

[nimble niche]

streaming is the only exception

no other exceptions

[west reef]

Plus i wasnt playing live game

lmao i was analyzing

snitch cow @gusty wren

[west reef]

i lied i was playing live game, man trying to give me trouble already

accusin me of cheating

[gusty wren]

u spent money on chessbase? LMAOOOOOO

[solid cairn]

what kind of analyzer you got 💀 bro looks like he opened up a whole python program to analyze a game 😭

[west reef]

lol its CB

[gusty wren]

BRO ACTUALLY PAID FOR CHESSBASE AINT NO WAY

[solid cairn]

cbt

[gusty wren]

PLEASE TELL ME U PIRATED IT

[west reef]

ofc

😏 who pays

[gusty wren]

Why pretend to cheat, then cry when someone calls it out

??????????

[west reef]

dude how is it cheating or pretending to cheat

ur so out of it

[gusty wren]

what are u even saying

[west reef]

asking if the move already played was good or not is not cheating

[gusty wren]

"i was pretending to play a live game"

[west reef]

u get it ?

[gusty wren]

ur actually stupid bro

[west reef]

dude even if i was, asking about the move which already played isnt cheting

my god

[gusty wren]

No shit

[west reef]

this guy, .....

[gusty wren]

U pretended to play a live game, which u said here then cry about it when someone says something

u actually have no thoughts in ur brain

[solid cairn]

alr guysi gtg school now @grim edge ill be home around 5:15 est time zone since i have chess club after school bbg bye

[dull marten]

where did you get it

[west reef]

if u deliberately ask what move should be played next ? is cheating

[solid cairn]

💀

[west reef]

this guy doesnt know difference

clown ....

[west reef]

g to pc

[gusty wren]

Holy shit u actually cant think

[west reef]

google drive

[candid ember]

You are wrong, its 15:29

[gusty wren]

Use ur eyes and read what im saying

[west reef]

u cant think little brother

[thin merlin]

nobody will ever make a btter chain like this

[dull marten]

🗣️

[candid ember]

No

[dull marten]

it's 10:29pm

[shell axle]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-popcorn-watching-movie-time-serious-focused-gif-16842872

[candid ember]

No

[dull marten]

you have the wrong timezone

[candid ember]

Its 3 30pm

[west reef]

@gusty wren whose alt are you tho ?

made this acc very fresh it seems

Deliberately tries to annoy me

[gusty wren]

U pretended to play a live game WHICH U ADMITED TOO then when i say smth u say 'i was analysing its finee' how tf am i supposed to know that when u were pretending to play a live game, you keep crying and calling me stupid when u cannot read what im saying and cannot comprehend anything ur actually one of the dumbest people ive had the displeasure of ever seeing before so please never talk to me again due to the fact i dont want to be infected by ur stupidness

[west reef]

you are prolly a troll, who made alt

some troll guy whose account was banned / timed out prior

[gusty wren]

ur actually so goofy

[west reef]

vimun suspicion

i hate that guy

[gusty wren]

Ok idc?

[west reef]

u prolly him or someone like him

[fresh wind]

ok both of you, chill

[west reef]

okay

🫡

[fresh wind]

I checked to see when that game was played and it was on the 2nd

[olive crane]

will this guy see da fork

[fresh wind]

so @gusty wren I think they were just analysing after all

[west reef]

yes indeed

[olive crane]

he did NOT see it

[west reef]

2/ 2/ 2024

[candid ember]

You are stupid

[fresh wind]

@west reef I can't remember if we allow chessbase screenshots - I thought it had to be all chess.com

[gusty wren]

No shit, what im saying is he pretened to be playing a live game then cried about it being analysed

[west reef]

ah okay

[gusty wren]

which was just annoying

[west reef]

i strictly avoid lichess

but didnt know CB was also not allowed

[gusty wren]

How tf am i supposed to know if its analyses or live when he pretends its a live game

[fresh wind]

ok you don't need to be rude to me, I'm just trying to calm the situation down

[west reef]

yes

[olive crane]

whats goin on

[west reef]

nothing

[peak plank]

I think that should be fine tbh, chessbase is a database rather than a site

[west reef]

true tho

[rigid geyser]

It's not that deep, don't waste time on him

[west reef]

its not a competitor to chess.com or anything

its just an app

[fresh wind]

I will check the ruling on that

[west reef]

okay

[fresh wind]

and yes I know what chessbase is, I have it too

[west reef]

mhm

[gusty wren]

Chessbase is overpriced

anyone who pays it when pirating exists is jus goofy

[fresh wind]

why would I do something illegal

[west reef]

...

[candid ember]

What is the meaning of "goofy"?

[west reef]

problem with pirating chessbase is, u cannot come online when u have openeed chessbase

otherwise it will ask license and will disable the app

[gusty wren]

because its based

[gusty wren]

goofy
/ˈɡuːfi/
adjectiveINFORMAL
1.
NORTH AMERICAN
foolish or harmlessly eccentric.
2.
having or displaying protruding or crooked front teeth.
"a goofy grin"

[rigid geyser]

Doesn't even look that bad for him

I definitely wouldn't resign

[candid ember]

Vaso da li si nas?

[rigid geyser]

What

[wicked basin]

Guys I'm giving 3 people nitro basic today and one of it is @drowsy crest

[rigid geyser]

That's crazy

[olive crane]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/101142115429?tab=review

[worn ice]

twixie2 (746) vs. XxTheAssassinxX (752)

Move List

1. d4 Nf6 2. Nc3 d5 3. Nf3 Bf5 4. Bf4 Nc6 5. Nb5 Rc8 6. Nh4 e6 7. c3 a6 8. Na3 Bd6 9. Nxf5 exf5 10. Bg3 g5 11. Bxd6 Qxd6 12. Nc2 O-O 13. e3 Rfe8 14. Bd3 f4 15. O-O fxe3 16. Nxe3 b5 17. Nf5 Qd7 18. Nh6+ Kh8 19. Bf5 Qd6 20. Bxc8 Rxc8 21. Nxf7+ Kg8 22. Nxd6 cxd6 23. Re1 Re8 24. Rxe8+ Nxe8 25. Qh5 Kf8 26. Qxh7 Ne7 27. Re1 Ng7 28. Re6 g4 29. Rf6+ 

[olive crane]

this game went hard

[wicked basin]

does anyone else want

[sage light]

who’s got a queens indian study

[gusty wren]

ill take it

[rigid geyser]

Yea

[grim edge]

sounds like a scam but I'll take my chance ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[wicked basin]

💀 scam?

[peak plank]

Meh

[grim edge]

why would you gift nitro for no reason whatsoever

[peak plank]

Exactly

But I'll take it if it's legit lol

Better not be a phishing link tho

[grim edge]

lol it's gonna be an .xyz ending link

[wicked basin]

wtf yall crazy

[gusty wren]

jus gift me the nitro

[wicked basin]

nah ur too rude

[gusty wren]

k

[nocturne elk]

me🙏 💀

[wicked basin]

ok u

1 more person left

[kind wasp]

hello chat I made pancakes

[peak plank]

I'll take it lol

[silent quest]

I'll take ya gyatt@joshua.0707

[kind wasp]

[grim edge]

hello

immortals

[wicked basin]

@drowsy crest

come onlineee and check dms

[novel moat]

guys my prom is tomorrow

[gusty wren]

u got a date

[novel moat]

of course

[warm hedge]

anyone wants to play some hyperbullet ?

https://play.chess.com/bDs76

[clear night]

Hello Joshia

@wicked basin should've seen the #💬〡chess-talk

[kind wasp]

hello I hate rapid parentheses six hundred and seven elo parentheses

[clear night]

Hello Firerr

[kind wasp]

how is ur day been bud

[vague burrow]

hello peasants

[clear night]

You're farming corn

[limpid forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1143288891487551600.webp?size=48&name=sus&quality=lossless

[limpid forge]

that's quite random

[peak plank]

No.

[kind wasp]

how so

[glossy radish]

morning

[nocturne elk]

evening

[peak plank]

Sleeping is difficult

[dense hollow]

Hey

Anyone up for a match?

[vague burrow]

imagine not 2k+ in everything

[oblique drum]

hi chat

[dense hollow]

Hi

[oblique drum]

wanna play a chess game

[dense hollow]

Yesss

[vague burrow]

boy what the

[oblique drum]

user?

[dense hollow]

Don't cheat

[dense hollow]

Join any vc I will exhng there

Bruh Take a break

[oblique drum]

uhh i don’t like joining vc

ok my user is

[dense hollow]

Ok send urs I will challenge u in rapid

[oblique drum]

SteveproNotFound

[west reef]

GM canty isnt actually a GM ?

[novel moat]

no

[dense hollow]

No

[west reef]

lol isnt he a FM ?

[dense hollow]

Sent

[nocturne elk]

doofus once mentioned it is an aspirational username

[peak plank]

Lol

I'm also a GM see

That or it's an aspirational username

[dense hollow]

Aspirational will better

[glossy radish]

i’m very

tired

[graceful lintel]

Understandable

[glossy radish]

[graceful lintel]

Take rest smth or sleep

[glossy radish]

i gotta go to school

[oblique drum]

tf im that bad

[graceful lintel]

🫂

[glossy radish]

yes

[glossy radish]

[dense hollow]

No problemt u will improve one day

[graceful lintel]

awww
Take a day off :)

[dense hollow]

Any one else up for a match,??

[graceful lintel]

[oblique drum]

i just check everyone and the f bishop always pin me to the queen

[glossy radish]

I HAVE TO GO CISIT A UNIVERSITY RN

I CANT

[graceful lintel]

can't do anything now

[dense hollow]

It's ok u will find your own defense

[glossy radish]

sadge

[oblique drum]

ok

[graceful lintel]

Get ready for school no other option smth

[glossy radish]

[graceful lintel]

real wait tmrs also my school(last day of the academic year)

[glossy radish]

WHAT

UNFAIR

[graceful lintel]

[dense hollow]

U r from India?? Got it from the Song u r listening

[glossy radish]

no he’s canadian

[graceful lintel]

YEP
Old songs going brrrrrrr

[dense hollow]

It's one of my fav song @graceful lintel

[dense hollow]

Yes sir agreed

[random drum]

old songs suck rap music is best for me

[glossy radish]

HI BEST FREN

[graceful lintel]

My midnight playlist

[dense hollow]

Nah bro Ik my people

[random drum]

HI FREN

[glossy radish]

do yk me

[clear night]

Classics

[dense hollow]

Heaven🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌

[graceful lintel]

they pretty good

[dense hollow]

Noooo

[glossy radish]

alright bye chat

[random drum]

will try do u want to suggest any?

[random drum]

Byee best fren

[glossy radish]

byebyeee

[clear night]

kisses Bruhnoo H-how's your day been Bruhnoo-san~

[glossy radish]

i hope u stub all ur toes

[graceful lintel]

they be taking me to the lowest point of depression

[graceful lintel]

I don't remember any names I saw on a reel once

[rocky vale]

@graceful lintel

[honest drift]

Hi noooobs

[oblique drum]

how do i connect my acc

[graceful lintel]

Kisses
smashes hard
I'm doing well wby

[random drum]

I was talking about old songs lol

[graceful lintel]

[dense hollow]

Bt they give the best vibe u can drift of in sadness with them I love these yrr🥺

[rocky vale]

Smashes hard?

[clear night]

You're 2200 eww. Bro is calling us a noob. Imagine sucking so bad.

[dense hollow]

Wrf is this going on?

[oblique drum]

me be like 😐

[random drum]

https://youtu.be/vR16Gu-Uq00?si=AXrxFEzfllHs29QP
Listen to the new version of "Joota japani" @graceful lintel

[graceful lintel]

waht

[dense hollow]

Heard it's fireeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[clear night]

Punish me for being a bad catgirl UwU~

[graceful lintel]

Yea sure

[graceful lintel]

imma tie u up real quick juts a sec

[clear night]

I mean AlpacaGirl

[random drum]

It's Kr$na so it's good

[graceful lintel]

Yea

[random drum]

yea

[graceful lintel]

yea 🫂

[random drum]

That's why I listen to rap music

[dense hollow]

He has a special place in industry no doubt man whole Kalakar is a vibe whn they hit hard

[random drum]

No feeling of sadness only feeling of gang gang

[dense hollow]

Bt j wanna be sad sometimes I wanna be vulnerable

[random drum]

*kalamkaar lol

[dense hollow]

Soriiii My mistake

[random drum]

I listen to Talha anjum or taimour baig when I want to be sad

[grim edge]

Heya

[dense hollow]

Kbh se ni suna unhe

[west reef]

oh

[random drum]

they are great

[random drum]

ihy

[oblique drum]

finally

[random drum]

taimour is a scammer tho

[oblique drum]

wh

[graceful lintel]

joota japani,
It's been a while
Last time I heard it was around 6-7 years ago ig

[grim edge]

Why

[random drum]

he scams people

[oblique drum]

YAY

FINALLY IM CONNECTED

[random drum]

same. I remember I was once dancing on this song

[graceful lintel]

[dense hollow]

They are bt suna ni kbh se

[random drum]

idk. I just hate u lmao

[random drum]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[oblique drum]

wait

i forgot that i dont have friends

[random drum]

taimour is a proffesional scammer. he scams other rappers lmao. Talha anjum is a great artist from Pak

[dense hollow]

My earphones broke this mrng and now I m talking abt songs yeah I m sad

[random drum]

🫂

[oblique drum]

[random drum]

NGL krsna looks trash with blonde hair

[dense hollow]

Ik abt talha from reels

[random drum]

from downers at dusk?

track. That track got 47 million streams

[grim edge]

😭

[random drum]

u got haters. you should be proud of urself

[grim edge]

I should

[dense hollow]

Idk man ik reels

[random drum]

Oh do u listen to karma?

He dropped a crazy track today

it's a free style

[oblique drum]

i just cannot find friends

[dense hollow]

Use to rn I m sad bro I listen to sad songs

[dense hollow]

Us

[grim edge]

Don’t find them make them x

[random drum]

check this out from his new song. It's fire

[dense hollow]

I'll surely

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4XeIiGpUBshIfs9yrBDVZC?si=CQhQIKVfS-iF1q3_LmHWwA&context=spotify%3Aartist%3A21mKp7DqtSNHhCAU2ugvUw

[oblique drum]

im making my self as a ._.

[clear night]

You're so handsome carlbot. I love turtles.

[oblique drum]

how do i see my elo

[random drum]

https://open.spotify.com/album/5FRRkt1ItoN4F3AYhFMK20?si=m_x2ESAzRo6OlO1J8MYy2Q This is a nice break up type of song

[clear night]

Everyone gangsta till carlbot becomes sentient.

[grim edge]

Do /profile

[oblique drum]

how do i see my elo

[random drum]

Karma wrote this shit in like few mins He said 2-3 mins but ofc it took 10 mins

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Queenie (queeniexo1)

This is the Chess.com profile of queeniexo1. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Queenie (queeniexo1)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 817 (1006 peak)
Blitz: 877 (1135 peak)
Bullet: 956 (1001 peak)

[oblique drum]

ok

[noble bison]

@marsh salmon can you unmute me or something idk why im supperesed

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Amr Medhat (stevepronotfound)

This is the Chess.com profile of stevepronotfound. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Amr Medhat (stevepronotfound)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 378 (669 peak)

[oblique drum]

what a peak

[dense hollow]

ADDED TO PLAYLIST

[random drum]

whenever some nerd flirts on queenie for her looks or something she changes her pfp lol

[dense hollow]

Damm it's good

[oblique drum]

💀 fking bot just showed my real name

[random drum]

I've more songs like this

[grim edge]

Yes

[random drum]

@graceful lintel try this

[dense hollow]

Share naaaaaaa

[random drum]

Ik about u lol

[random drum]

I've a playlist let me share it

[lime lava]

Is your pfp a coffin?

[random drum]

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7HMxJDHKUjT7f8Bp5VQvd1?si=85e8787126fd4f27

[grim edge]

?

[random drum]

@dense hollownot rickrolling tho 💀

[dense hollow]

I trust u

[grim edge]

It’s flowers my bf gave me x

[random drum]

check the songs out. They are dope af

[lime lava]

The flowers and shi
I thought it was a coffin 💀

[grim edge]

It’s my dressing table

[random drum]

💀

[dense hollow]

Saved the link in your for now i m on phn so I can't really save it

[solid forum]

anybody wana play unrated Blitz?

[random drum]

Oh

[dense hollow]

Count me jn

[grizzled mulch]

downers at dusk is my fav

[random drum]

do u listen to anjum?

[grizzled mulch]

yes

[random drum]

Mann can I add u as frnd???

[grim edge]

Guys my friend is bullying me because am trash

[grizzled mulch]

hhaha and talwiinder too

[random drum]

Dayummm. since how many years do u listen to anjum?

[grim edge]

Is there a pro that can beat him ?

[grizzled mulch]

Tu toot'tay taaro pe mange mujhе tujhe mayasar ho esi raat koi

[dense hollow]

Yessss please

[polar juniper]

@grim edge just get better

Bully him in year or two

[random drum]

I sent req to u already. I was talking about awesome dude

[dense hollow]

Accepted

[grim edge]

😔 it will take a long time

[random drum]

My fav yng stunner track is "Why"

[random drum]

thx

[polar juniper]

I used to get bullied by my homie now I bully him

[graceful lintel]

Yea sure

[polar juniper]

It will take time

[grim edge]

My friend elo is 500

[polar juniper]

Unless your friend is magnus carlsen

[graceful lintel]

just smash him

[grizzled mulch]

yess i like that too... iss kalam ko kya zawal karu yeh toh chalti rhi hai

[lime lava]

Thats not gonna change anythin

[random drum]

review it after listening to it

[random drum]

💯 btw talk in english here

[polar juniper]

I did I don't play with him anymore saddly

[grizzled mulch]

oh sorry lmao

[grim edge]

I can bully him if I won

[graceful lintel]

ohk sure
But link isn't working 💀

[random drum]

btw !welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @grizzled mulch, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[crimson eagle]

I can for 2$

[lime lava]

I used to get bullied
Then I killed guy with my bare hands
And now he respects me

[grizzled mulch]

thankyou!!

[graceful lintel]

bro dumped his homie

[random drum]

try searching "tujhko kya fikar" and listen to the one which says "Parv music,Karma"

[honest drift]

Stfu

[grim edge]

For free pls

[graceful lintel]

bro juts earned by respect

[honest drift]

Sorry wrong server

[polar juniper]

Marios

[graceful lintel]

r u fking stupid

Is that even humanly possible

[random drum]

@graceful lintelbro's on a break from discord

[honest drift]

What

[lime lava]

Mario*

[polar juniper]

Nah I didn't we just don't talk anymore

[graceful lintel]

yea I forgot to change that

[polar juniper]

Mind playing a blitz game with me I'm just an average 1550

[grim edge]

Pls any pro that is more than 500 elo beat my friend at chess pls

[polar juniper]

1.1k blitz but I'm 1.5k rapid

[graceful lintel]

Check again 🗿

[random drum]

Anjum's verse always makes me remember about my crush

[random drum]

💀

[graceful lintel]

Sed 😔

[polar juniper]

I wanna try to play against a strong player

[lime lava]

Ty, but I dont want to
Maybe double and give it to the next person 😄

[honest drift]

Stfu

[polar juniper]

Aight :/

[lime lava]

But I respect the brook pfp

[polar juniper]

Ay thx

[grim edge]

Why nobody wants to help

[polar juniper]

Bcuz that's cheap play easily

Get better like we all did

We start at some point

[graceful lintel]

[polar juniper]

I got from no knowledge in chess Jan 17 2023 to a 1500 elo now

[grim edge]

Ok is there a script

[polar juniper]

Dude lol

[clear night]

Tf does that cross symbol mean?

[polar juniper]

Banned prob

Idk

[nocturne elk]

wtf

[random drum]

did u find that song ceo?

12th fail is a great movie

[random drum]

closed:abuse

[clear night]

I am still taking revenge from a guy who beat me at chess. Got his main and discord account closed. Now when I checked his alt, this symbol was there.

[clear night]

Ty

[random drum]

I will never play a game with u 💀

[clear night]

But he was cheating

[random drum]

how do u know?

[grizzled mulch]

how do we cheat in chess bruh

[clear night]

I used PGN Spy

[random drum]

what's that?

[clear night]

And his account got banned

[random drum]

I mean how he knows that he cheated

[clear night]

Some person from chess.com support shared the link to it to detect cheaters.

[random drum]

@clear nightbtw can u help me?

[clear night]

How?

[random drum]

in preparing against a 1700

[random drum]

Ohh

[clear night]

I am 607 elo

[grizzled mulch]

whats ur elo @random drum

[random drum]

lies

[polar juniper]

Cap

[clear night]

Oh wait

[random drum]

157

[grizzled mulch]

how do we check it

[polar juniper]

76 here y'all os good

[peak plank]

yeah bad game my me gg

[polar juniper]

So good*

[random drum]

I am bad at chess

[grizzled mulch]

how do i check mine?

[clear night]

@umbral jungle In my first tournament, I prepared the spanish

[random drum]

on chess.com

[clear night]

And won all my games with it.

[polar juniper]

Gm pixel

[grizzled mulch]

but i play in lichess.. it shows 1286 smthg

[random drum]

oh thanks. I will save it

[clear night]

With black, I had the Caro and the solid e5

[polar juniper]

Nvm

[peak plank]

hunt a knight rip

[random drum]

it's low for lichess. btw it's a chess.com server lol

[willow saffron]

I wish Puzzles had the feature in lessons where it explains why an objectively good move still isn’t the best move, rather than a big ❌

[random drum]

u wanted to ping me?

[clear night]

Lmao yes

[random drum]

Nice

[grim edge]

If you use scripts dm me

[random drum]

I want to prepare against a specific opponent

[clear night]

Solely saying that can get you rekt from this server

[clear night]

Do they have a FIDE rating?

[random drum]

yes. but he only played one tournament

[clear night]

So what's his rating?

What was his win loss draw ratio

[random drum]

fide:1118 and chess.com:1652

[clear night]

And how many total rated OTB games he has played

[grim edge]

I meant openings

[clear night]

Do you have his chess.com username?

[random drum]

In his last tourney(not fide) he got 5/5 and won

[grim edge]

Scripts mean openings

[random drum]

Ik. Ik his lichess too. will u help me ? u can check full story here https://discord.com/channels/387637011965804544/1205068060222951454

[clear night]

Just use Aim Chess and see what all openings he plays.

[random drum]

He has played 110 times d4 as white out of 112 💀

He's a queen's gambit player

[grim edge]

Anyways if you have “scripts” just dm me

[clear night]

Then prepare for e4

[random drum]

the other two times he played 1)b3 and 1)c4 and it was against me

so he never played e4 on chess.com

[clear night]

But sad part is that he is only 1100 elo, people rated that low don't really use their brains enough to figure out how to be unpredictable

[random drum]

1100 fide he's a 1700 on cc

[clear night]

Prepare the Slav and semi-slav against Queen's gambit maybe.

[grizzled mulch]

i did my calculations and my elo is 800 tho i doubt it

[random drum]

I've never played queens gambit tho I am d4 player + I hate playing against it

[grim edge]

Looks like I won’t be able to beat him

😔

whichever way the knight is taken its m2

[clear night]

London is a solid opening. Ik all the stereotypes but it isn't bad if you are trynna be solid against a higher rated person

But if you wanna win, I recommend the Catalan.

[random drum]

I am a london player and he knows it

[random drum]

I know a lil bit about catalan. maybe I can try that

[clear night]

Then play the catalan

I will DM you some short and sweet courses

Wait.

[random drum]

Oh thanks.

[vague burrow]

wassap nerds

[honest drift]

Hi noobs

[peak plank]

?????

dont play the catalan

[clear night]

No

[west reef]

why u 1600

[west reef]

why am i not 1600

[olive crane]

these daily puzzle comments are unhinged

[random drum]

u suck

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

Lmao

[grim edge]

So do you lol

[random drum]

I don't talk to fu***

[final gust]

Why do ppl start convos if they gonna dry text

[random drum]

lol

[grim edge]

What

[grim edge]

Furrys?

[grim edge]

That's normal behaviour in discordia

[olive crane]

yo wassup
nm wbu
nm ty for asking

what is a human suppose to type after this npc convo

[random drum]

I will not comment on that lol

[clear night]

Because I don't play Catalan

[grim edge]

Chat ded

[clear night]

No

[grim edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/945456038453334098.png?v=1

[clear night]

Egg

[grim edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1059328845452427294.png?v=1

[clear night]

Let's see if the person I reported has been banned or not

[grim edge]

Send username

[karmic crow]

anybody up for being my valentine (pretend). we can play chess

[grim edge]

@grim edge

[clear night]

Oh wait they are

[grim edge]

I'm good I'm in a relationship

Wait valentines days in 6 days lol

[grim edge]

Wait what

[onyx condor]

W

[grim edge]

?

[grim edge]

Ikr time flies

[clear night]

Let's wait for your name to be up there in that list

Also adnanrasam

[warm hedge]

was close to 2100 on cc but dropped

[clear night]

That guy gave me a lot of headaches and cost me a swiss live 960 arena

[grim edge]

L

[somber bear]

Anyone wanna play

[grim edge]

Me?

[grim edge]

I've caught atleast 15 cheaters in high elo

[clear night]

Rated

[grim edge]

Damn

[somber bear]

Send the link bro

[grim edge]

Pro

[somber bear]

Non rated bro

[grim edge]

No I wanna play

[silent quest]

What's that

[clear night]

Catching and mailing chess.com support are different

[somber bear]

For playing you need to send the challenge

[carmine silo]

Blunders starts playing free bird guitar solo

[grim edge]

Fine send your username

[somber bear]

Its luciferjam

[clear night]

Zerx, 1v1, loser gets free membership

[carmine silo]

(1 week)

[grim edge]

I will pass as I'm on my phone and we'll I might Fk it up on smol screeb

[clear night]

Okie

[grim edge]

Chekc my insights

[surreal tartan]

talking to support give u diamond membership?

[grim edge]

I'm not even from an English country, The questions were Abit hard

[clear night]

Lol yes

[grim edge]

I guess I'm an English goat

[grim edge]

Ok wth I got nothing

[clear night]

Cnat, it already expires

[grim edge]

I ask for justice!

[grim edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/945434186699923456.png?v=1

[shy pike]

No

[clear night]

no

[grim edge]

You're banned

[clear night]

Lmao ur 1377

[carmine silo]

PRO TIP: Their, There and They're are all different

[shy pike]

:(

[grim edge]

I know

[carmine silo]

W

your english is better than most already

[clear night]

Thanks

I dint no it was pausible, I thot it was unpossible for me to lern inglish

[shy pike]

:(

[carmine silo]

INGERLAND

[clear night]

I hate the pride pawn flair

Better

[carmine silo]

the duolingo bird with the sunglasses is the coolest one

[glacial fulcrum]

already bought the gift

gotta do it long before the day

[carmine silo]

the bacteria using domain expansion, makes more sense honestly

[onyx condor]

what happend?

[surreal tartan]

he reported a cheater

i belive

[onyx condor]

or was he reported

[glossy radish]

I ACICDENTALLY BROKE MY SIXTY DAY STREAK

[onyx condor]

and since it was inconveniance they gave him the 7 day thing

[glossy radish]

OH MY GOD

[onyx condor]

rip

[tulip lichen]

7 days of diamond

[minor spoke]

L

[glossy radish]

NOO

[tulip lichen]

go outside

[boreal coyote]

hows the chess grind going😔

[tulip lichen]

bro it's been so long

i already quit chess

[boreal coyote]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[onyx condor]

lol

[glossy radish]

i’m on the bus

[boreal coyote]

hows the chess grind going?

[alpine creek]

goodmorning everybody

[boreal coyote]

hows the chess grind going?

[glossy radish]

bad

[clear night]

7 days more than you

[glossy radish]

hi blocky

[clear night]

Hi millimetreo

[alpine creek]

for me?

[clear night]

My millimetreo

[boreal coyote]

damn youre at 935 rapid

what happened to your old account

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/chesscom-chess-candidates-fide-candidates-chess-funny-gif-26035076

[buoyant veldt]

lol

[west reef]

no tactic no nothing

such boring positional game

[tulip lichen]

in a match between you and me
would I lose?
nah, id win

[west reef]

we almost sleep

[boreal coyote]

man been so long since i played chess i cant even think of what to do and how the pieces move💀

[west reef]

lol

[boreal coyote]

nah your internet would turn off and id win

[tulip lichen]

bet

5 min blitz random

send the link lil bro

(what do you think)

[boreal coyote]

hmmmm

[tulip lichen]

no excuses

[boreal coyote]

nahh (id lose badly)

[tulip lichen]

fr

bro is NOT gojo

[boreal coyote]

the hard truth😔

[tulip lichen]

lets still play though

[boreal coyote]

nah too lazy my brain is already at 20% function

[tulip lichen]

go outside

[silent quest]

You're not Spiderman

[grim edge]

DIO DA

[vapid crest]

hello ppl can anyone help me with technical problem i tryed google but had no luck.
the person wich i have in friend list i dont see her finished game. She see mine but not recant one only 4 days ago and also she not see her own finished game. very weird

[grim edge]

send it here

[worn ice]

plushywagon (940) vs. Witty_Alien (2316)

Move List

1. e4 c6 2. Nf3 d5 3. d3 Nf6 4. e5 Ng4 5. h3 Nh6 6. g4 e6 7. Nc3 c5 8. d4 Nc6 9. Be3 Qb6 10. b3 cxd4 11. Nxd4 Bc5 12. g5 Bxd4 13. Bxd4 Qxd4 14. Qxd4 Nxd4 15. Ne2 Nxc2+ 16. Kd2 Nxa1 17. gxh6 gxh6 18. Bg2 Rg8 19. Bf3 Bd7 20. Rxa1 Rc8 21. Nc3 d4 22. Ne2 Bc6 23. Bxc6+ Rxc6 24. Nxd4 Rc5 25. Nc2 Rg2 26. Rf1 Rxe5 27. Ne3 Ke7 28. Nxg2 Rh5 29. h4 f5 30. Rh1 e5 31. f4 e4 32. Ke3 Kd6 33. Ne1 b5 34. Nc2 Kd5 35. Nd4 b4 36. Rh3 a5 37. Rh2 a4 38. bxa4 Kc4 39. Rc2+ Kd5 40. Rd2 Kc4 41. Rc2+ Kd5 42. Rd2 Kc4 43. a5 Rxh4 44. Nxf5 Rh1 45. Rd4+ Kc3 46. a6 Re1+ 47. Kf2 Ra1 48. Rxe4 Rxa2+ 49. Ke3 Rxa6 50. Nd4 b3 51. Ne2+ Kc2 52. Rb4 b2 53. Rc4+ Kb3 54. Nc1+ Kxc4 55. Ne2 Re6+ 56. Kd2 Rxe2+ 57. Kxe2 b1=Q 58. f5 Qxf5 59. Kd2 Qg6 60. Ke1 h5 61. Ke2 h4 62. Kf2 h3 63. Kf1 h2 64. Kf2 h1=Q 65. Ke3 Qhh5 66. Kf4 Qgg4+ 67. Ke3 Qhh3+ 68. Kf2 Qgg2+ 69. Ke1 Qhh1# 

[clear night]

Hi

[grim edge]

Done... and dammm you played with Witty_Alien

[honest drift]

damn sad

[torpid lintel]

Maybe bad internet connection? It can take some time. Maybe she on app? Ask her to reload the app, or ask her to clear cache . If that is not working then delete and download app again

Good night all :)

[vapid crest]

ye she play on app but she also played on my laptop and game not showed in libery

[scarlet comet]

So in two days ,I'll be playing my first otb tournament (20min)
Any advice for me?

[vapid crest]

best advice? dont be nervous have fun

[grim edge]

stay calm its just fun

[scarlet comet]

Thx

[quasi niche]

Arrive late to get that magnus buff

World champion level advice

[scarlet comet]

Nice one

[grim edge]

u might think u are under a lot of pressure but its gonna be the same for all the players so dont lose ur cool and the other players will make mistakes

[grim edge]

most of them will play better at home and commit silly mistakes in the tournament

dont be one of them

[clear night]

Hello fwends

[grim edge]

yeah, your defense was strong

[clear night]

Dahlia 1v1 blitz?

I pledged to increase my blitz elo

[grim edge]

busy

[quasi niche]

Hi

[clear night]

Okie

[clear night]

Omg Mangus Nkmura gib me GM

[lucid nova]

https://youtu.be/t-7CFVslli4?si=KWIO80LiJMG1Vh7u

[clear night]

IP grabber

[quasi niche]

In this premoved multiverse you are not destined to be a gm

[lucid nova]

Bruh why this server does not open link?

[clear night]

1v1. Winner gets elo

[quasi niche]

🗿sure

Beware, I'm 600 elo

Ive already warned you

[clear night]

Blitz or rapid?

[quasi niche]

Blitz please

I can't arrive late at rapid and win

[clear night]

iitzfusion 883 elo blitz

[quasi niche]

Ye

[quasi niche]

Worry not, it's worse than it sounds

[clear night]

Accept

[quasi niche]

Oh 1 min

[clear night]

Gtg bye

[quasi niche]

💀

[clear night]

You were too latr

My attention span is shorter than a peanut's brain

[quasi niche]

Send again

Or did the great magnus nakamura scare you

[quasi niche]

An alpaca being an alpaca

[grim edge]

It's magnus nakamura

[normal knoll]

@clear night how did u went from 651 to 1,1k elo

blud lier

[boreal cosmos]

sup

[clear night]

Evolution

[clear night]

ok

[clear night]

1v1, winner gets free elo.

[normal knoll]

GYAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT

[finite forum]

what

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Please read this message fast: luck toes and tell her rent

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<:profile:1016802308278976642> lenin_vbadmir

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1330 (1493 peak)
Blitz: 1283 (1549 peak)
Bullet: 1593 (1643 peak)

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What

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<:profile:1016802308278976642> starrplatinuum

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1308 (1493 peak)
Blitz: 1608 (peak)
Bullet: 1475 (1653 peak)

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ill name my son Magnus Nakamura

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Lactose intolerant?

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Yes

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@full snow helo

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Omg hi

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Wow! that was a good one!

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Taylor is dropping her new album

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i know omg im so excited

tortured poet department

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help the way i had to reread it like 6 times to understand it

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💀💀💀

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Yessss i am the dean in that department

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whats r favourite album

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u found a swiftie!!!

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i should join a french server to learn french do u wanna join me

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Lover

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go you and also yes

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in a chess server tho so like

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And reputation

-and 1989

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valid it was my fav for monthssss

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Dua lipas better imo

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yeah well no one asked

🙂

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Meanie

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What are your favorite albums

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honestly

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speak now and folklore buttt literally like the last 8 months its been reputation ive just overplayed it ahah

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Im sorry y'all but Magnus better

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whast a magnus

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Yeee

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oh

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🗿the disrespect

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sorry sorry

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all gangsta till he fights him in chess

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i dont play chess

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I'm -400 rated😎

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why's bro here then

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Why are you here bruv

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yooo im 1102 rapid

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i was reporting sm1 but turns out staff takes like 2 months to reply to every msg 💀

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no shit

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why so maddddd...

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you look like you need a job ❤️

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nah im 13

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I aint?

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Child Labor

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you look like you need some appreciation in life ♥️

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speak now is cool! folklore was okay when i was a bit sad but im happy now so Lover and 1989

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why u bein rude then

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fr

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wymm

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honestly how are you 13 and acting like this

this is why we need to send children into oil rigs

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yes completely fair lol whats ur fav lover song

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Wdym

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crazy

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rude ass

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To mines as well