#💬〡general-off-topic
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yes i do
Smh
my friends best win was me when i was 990 xD
Mine was vs some 2600
mine was against lightning
(they got lefonged)
bro i lefonged a guy in rapid once
Whats lefong
lefong hua
I have a 3.5-3.5score against lightning
Imagine not having it v a 3000+
What does it mean to lefong someone
hemlo
Imagine connecting to fins account
It was prob against a boosted account lol
the only WCM rated 326
And it was probaby on ur account that was boosted to 2.9k
moon how do i get my rating over the moon
d4 g6 Bh6 hoping they premoved Bg7
Pay me
i am a chess player
get it over mars
Imagine not finding me some to join our coc clan
technically im over the earth
hi moon
I found you two people smh
oh that’s moon. hello moon
im 1-1 against lightning
you know you're not the only one to connect someone else's account now
wait i can see 2 moons rn
somehow im 0-2 against moon
I want Homer Simpson to pee on me
They already had clans so didn’t count 😔 plus the one was to low th
💀
nah but u can see a full one
3.5-3.5 is more impressive
Lmao
Bruh someone did that to me
Let's go

im 4 - 2 against sunaya1
look who’s back eh?
I'm 0.5-0.5 against gauri
Back where? I'm never back. Only forward
5-8 against shikshawithpraveen
lets go get you a shirt
don’t ever talk to me again
Anyhow Imma head to bed good luck finding someone pixel
Ican join
Do u still play cr
Oh?
im 5-1-45 against icy
I’ll dm you clan link
nah when i hit 2000 and beat you, you aint finna sleep no more
Not really I hopped on the other day
I really don’t care ngl
What I do wtf
nah you started my villian arc
^
Double evo 
I'm currently wearing a shirt
when i was 800 you beat me
el gatito
So cringe
Anyway, u want ur rematch rn?
🤮
nuh uh im papito gato
@mystic stream I sent coc clan link in dms
I have 2 evos but I don't need any evo to win
I’ll give you roles in server later
I think moons server is the first chess server I ever joined
I'm washed up, u might have a chance
Nice
shore
Im ult champ peak
sheesh
im 1-0 against 1cbb
Isn't everyone
I peaked at 7k trophies
why do so many chess players play cr bruh
I’m washed
I req, im darkknight
Not anymore, the game is so pay to win
whats cr
Accepted
I cant win in royal champ cus everyoke has mid ladder lvl 15 decks
Facts tho
Ok send challenge
I have 5 lvl 15 in my deck
oke
no
Lol moon my base is better
yk im really good at smashing people (nintendo style)
I have 3 :(
no way WCM nice
How did you even find TMC

💀
Hey
it would be funny if moon was actually a wcm
look! I'm a GM!
Probs chesscom or my twitch
wdym she is a wcm
look im 600
Because my name said so it must be true
i don't think i've met many women titled people in my life
oh yeah i forgor
Me neither
Lol
I beat a GM in blitz the other day
i would rather not be cooked by a woman at the one thing i think im better than most at
I have a few friends who are WFMs and one WGM tho
First game in like a few weeks
I lost to a WFM 10 y/o OTB
AGM is so fire
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/are-3rd-party-extensions-in-live-games-considered-cheating very legit 2k
Hi everyone, I'm currently a ~2000-rated player in blitz and rapid, and I have been playing chess for several years. When playing casual matches, I like to play positions on a third-party extension like Chessvision so that I can calculate possible plans I may have for the next moves. From my perspective,
WCMs are pretty trash tho
hey chat
Oof
ngl ACM is the best title
Who was it
real

im 100
Can I wear diaper during chess tournament
yes
You do you
yes
What if I actively pee in the middle of the tournament

@median saffron

Noticably
Smh
my bad bruh
And aggressively
Lol gg wp
gg first win
am i still blocked to pixel
i’m guessing it’s 1-2?
I'm washed tho so like that was lucky af for u fr fr
i’m washed too 
I'm jk

Wtf is washed did u play chess while showering
I scrolled down to check where u were on one of em and it marked it wrong 💀
Yes, there is nasty or dirty and there is washed. Then there is also clean
wut
OH lmao idiot
what
2k blitz with consistent 90s acc and 600 bullet and 69 survival puzzle rush but 11 in 5 min
bitchboi
yeag
bitchboi
least blatant cc user
Get better so we can face each other
💀
Ok, till next time
Ur 1.4k+ 💀 Maybe il take 1 month to reach
1 month? That’s offensive with how it took me two years 😭

Dubai weddings go crazy btw ‼️‼️
Please no profanity here
ive known people who got 1400 in 2 months
around 5 i know irl
seagull
ive known people
i’ve known
i
t
Is this chess discord server!!!??
no
No
No it’s a coc server
i love coc
Moon 
Coc
i don’t have coc
Your loss

What is ches?
coc
coc
Does anyone castle queen side exclusively?
hi again
coc
What is coc?
coc
coc
coc
coc
Do you guys like play chess
no i play coc
lol
no I play coc
drake got leaked 💀
Do you guys watch family guy
no we actually have a life
from what rating to 1400
uwu
no go away
Mom i made it to 1100 rapid 
owo
glad im 1200 rapid

glad I’m 1400 rapid
I’m glad I don’t play rapid
Glad I’m 1500 rapid
from starting chess
dayum
Glad im 1100 daily
good
bad
coc
noNO NO NO NO WTRONG
im pinging mods
I MEANT TO SEND IN INSTAGRAM PLEASE NO
NOO NOO NOO I MEANT TO SEND IT TO MY FRIEND IN INSTAGRAM PLEASE NO
PLEASE DONT DO THIS @digital phoenix
Ban him
ur dead lil bro
NO PLEASE BRO ACTUALLY
what did bro do
Send him to the pits
Skill issue
bro what did you do
DUDE @digital phoenix ISTG I MEANT TO SEND IT TO MY FRIEND IN INSTAGRAM
Drakes coc
MODS
PLEASE DONT DO THIS IT WAS A ACCIDENT
BRO PLEASE DONT
I am happy I looked away
eesh
Why would you send that to your friend even
Is it big
To show him 😭
@solid cairn is gay btw if u didnt know
NUH UH
enjoy your 2 week ban (:
How big
Ban him
Ban him
Shaddup
Do it
Rule is rule
PLS
You must be made an example of
LET'S VOTE
SHOULD WE BAN @solid cairn?
VOTE CHECK FOR YES, VOTE X FOR NO
Pay the mod money then
It’s unanimous
Low your elo to 100 as a punishment

id rather take the ban.
Good
the results are in
You heard him mod
bros gonna try to manipulate hte mod
Nah bro it was deadass a misinput
i actually did not mean to
I will get Gotham to ban you live right now
u should get the death penalty for sending that anywhere
Ban him
calsh of clans?
Dont deflect the subject

Ban
Permanently
5 yes, 1 no
Death sentence
BRUH
not lookin good
broo it was a accident i didnt mean to send it 😭
Pay 100 or get ban buddy
what happen
am broke af
@solid cairn sent drake nude
i meant to send the leaked photo of drake to my friend, but acidentally opened discord and sent it in here, i deleted it instantly, and now i am afraid of getting banned
I really did not mean to 
Too good to be true
dude u and ur friend need to die
@grim edge vote here pls
I want a solid 7 yes
pls sign the petition
I love democracy
Lemme log in to my 2nd account
nooo
burn
Goddamn i will get kramnik, but he blocked me
Yes
yes
o, we'll be doing you a favor then
Bro surrender
yw 🤗
Touch some grass kiddo
this server was really the only thing keeping me from quitting discord
i dont rlly care whether bruh gets banned or not
send me it
Bro trying to make a sad story
Yeah can you send me it too
💀
gross
ok
Send kramnik nude then you’ll be forgiven
but im screen shotting your requests so i can hold a defense if you try to report me to moderators @arctic lion @quiet crag
Ban those 3
np
Ban eyepatch
Take vote
Take
🥸
LET'S VOTE
SHOULD WE BAN @wise mortar?
VOTE CHECK FOR YES, VOTE X FOR NO
It unanimously agreed ban him
my instagram and discord are super close, it was a misclick
I will be contacting your local authorities
nuhh uh
Just kill him already

chilllll
Do you like family guy!
no
Ban
family guy is perverted & nonsensical
@solid cairn Let's play chess. If you win I won't get you banned
bet
i get white
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@turbid iris
sup
https://www.chess.com/game/live/101025741245
Holy crap my Muzios are getting better and better
I just played a super weird line perfectly
































































1. e4 e5 2. f4 Nc6 3. Nf3 exf4 4. Bc4 g5 5. O-O g4 6. d4 gxf3 7. Qxf3 Nxd4 8. Bxf7+ Kxf7 9. Qh5+ Kg7 10. Bxf4 Ne2+ 11. Qxe2 d5 12. Be5+ Kh6 13. Qe3+ Kg6 14. Qg3+ Qg5 15. Qxg5+ Kxg5 16. Rxf8 [dxe4]
sounds like fun bro
yuh
Youre not bad chess player
you let me get into your position, that was why you lost
my friend group server started chatting
& that's a rare occassion so I couldn't miss
ah ok

https://www.chess.com/game/live/101026919463
Mouse slipped my opening (played e6 instead of e5) but still played it perfectly, wild
































































1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 [e6] 3. Nc3 g6 4. Nf3 Bg7 5. g3 O-O 6. Bg2 d5 7. O-O c6 8. Re1 Nbd7 9. Qd2 Nb6 10. c5 Nc4 11. Qc2 e5 12. Nxe5 Bf5 13. Qd1 Nxe5 14. dxe5 Ne4 15. Nxe4 dxe4 16. Be3 Bxe5 17. Qb3 Qe7 18. Red1 Rfd8 19. Qb4 Rxd1+ 20. Rxd1 Rd8 21. Rd2 b6 22. Rxd8+ Qxd8 23. Qd2 Qxd2 24. Bxd2 Bxb2 25. cxb6 axb6 26. g4 Bxg4 27. Bxe4 c5 28. f3 Be6 29. a4 Bb3 30. Bc6 c4
Just got my unit test result
math:34/40
sci: 35/40
social science: 34/40
eng: 29/40
hindi: 30/40
punjabi: 32/40
I got good grades in tought subjects and low grades in easy one's

and fun fact: I cried a lot after my math exam and my eyes turned red
bcz I thought I would get 25 or 30
U have knife right?
oh so it’s a good thing?
I felt that I will get low and I got 34 out of 40
in my mid term I got 44/80 in social science and now I got 34/40 
To all those people who think chess.com isn't deceptive looked at their 2nd most recent community post on their youtube channel. https://www.youtube.com/@chess/community Shouldn't be surprising
improvement on it's peak 📈
read my bio
what is the difference between hindi and punjabi lol
diff languages
you too. small kid. and my best frnd 🫂
. Keep pace with math and dm if u need help
maths… not fun 
and acc my frnd req now
it's "You're blocked"
hi v
nop never
bro this just looks like hindi cursive
jk
hi chimmy 
me too
Lol u have to study math bcz of that subject that u want to take
No I already said
unfortunately so
they both are easy tho but I suck at easy things
whoa starky made a joke
and i’m doing terrible in maths atm
hi star
hi furry
im getting cooked in quantum mechanics
Pweaseeeee
which should be expected ngl
nop :p
:(
and data structures is oofing me too
(:
sadge
Yeah I could be a Caruana level (of chess) as a comedian
at least i have a 100% in math rn
):
nerd
not really
with enough self confidence and passion it could happen
online tests 
i have an a- in maths rn 
multiple attempts per question 

best fren
which math
only geometry 
draw triangles and stuff
dang this no pfp guy crushed me
right triangle
we’re on trig atm
left triangle
I once saw a chess.com user named "Donald Trump" and he lost he probably complained that the game was rigged afterwards
I've algebra test today
wait what
yeah
lol
hmm
american system
i am american

depends what type of trig
whatever man
hai 
i did algebra 2 trig calculus statistics lin alg diff eqs
what is that supposed to mean
wat
rd sharma is(was) a mathematician who destoryed life of students by baking his math book
i’m planning on going straight to calc
huhh what why
he's an author so he can write a book
with complex high school problems
he wrote book for 6th grade children too
2100 hangs mate on move 5
if you didnt play qh4 ur not cool
b
i agree
if only that happened in an actual otb tournament where im playing as black
how unfortunate
bob the builder
CAN WE FIX IT!?
Test
BOB THE BUILDER YES WE CAN
jk we cant
Hi
hi how u doing today
meow
don't meow like that 😩
lmao real
unbelievable
waozers
waozers
waozers
What?
def a simp, ik a simp when I see one
u simp
i already see it
This is the Chess.com profile of zacharydevlin. Take a look!
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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1504 (1556 peak)
Blitz: 1227 (1345 peak)
Bullet: 1200 (1261 peak)
1v1 me
why
idk I wanna play
meh
k
maybe later
meh
meh
waozers
your pfp looks somewhat familiar
ah, yeh, you have, I've been here
waozers
i played against you once
I last was here a year ago, then I quit chess but Im back
bro, everyone remembers me cause of the pfp 😂
i got this chinese drink from a vending machine and it tastes weird
what’s it
what's the flavor
yeah it’s the only thing memorable
looks like peach
NO SHOT
DAMNN IT WAS U
IRS NEARLY MIDNIGHT I NEED TO BRUSH MY TEETH
Long time no see discord
i’m still sub 1k
respectfully, you look like an eggplant
no YOU beat ME
oh, Im high haha
u stupid
nvm, idc sshshhuuhhshh

shaddup woman
who woman where
Your momma loves when I plant stuff in her egg
corpse fetish
anyways hi josh
Chill out chat
CHAT
Anyone wanna play a rapid
liya is back??
I mean he's on but
@lament jacinth gurl i thought u were gone 😭
she?
ur account got hakced, u did some dumb shit lol. calm down bud
he’s a cutie patootie
is this real chat?
come find out
nut is my pookie wookie
who
what is ur pfp
@oblique tiger this one
they rejoined
my pfp
well, what is it
i love nuts
no
an album cover
what album
she never told me :(
ННД
ok
дерьмовая песня.
i don't wanna get into a convo about pronouns T_T
i was kidding
i’m a woman. end of discussion
k, ty
Тут только на инглише
!eng
Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!
everyone here is a girl
no duh
my pronouns are cool/person
bruh i spent 35.32 dollars on a chessboard and lost my one knight
Nu uh
hi i’m v
bruh what should i do
BOIS
girls*
No
carve a new knight homie
I feel like a god since I reached 1900 😎
hotl shit it’s a woman
ok girl
a muscular woman 😻
Let’s all just agree that we are chess players
заткнись, неудачник
tf nah what
who hurt you?
I simply told her to speak english
yes
bro i wasted my money and i cant buy anything
hiccup
Amazonian women 😍
work
The past…😭
a what now 😻
Amazon 😍
chess.
A 😻😻
the tribe of women during roman times who killed a bunch of ppl
@lament jacinth i am madly in love with you
😍
😻
CHAT DID YOU SEE THAT
500-999
fr
<500
g
me fr😻
kudos, hard flex
Any good anime servers
Sirius, train me so I can be 2200+
play with yourself a bunch, Magnus said it himself
Are you a mod

Sirius, train me so I can be 2201+
probably not
no

Is there a quick way to transfer digital chess skills to otb?
I have a homie who plays. He's 800 & we play a game every Sunday. I stalemated the first game & lost the second
My skills otb are booty cause I haven't transferred them. How
Option 1: play more otb games
Option 2: option 1
I need to find a club
anyone else has the same problem where the move highlight turned grey?
Both happens with ipad and laptop
even phone
they changed it I think
💀

hmm mine blue on phone
its the third day
capybara
not app, on browsers
hi
i was talking about browser version the whole time
myb lol
ct play me
oke
waht on earth is noodle gambit

that looks a lot like the book kayden sent me
Blitz me
yes it is
blitz.
because i have been shid posting instead of learning chess
blblblbllbll
i have to go out very soon
mini metro
b
This is all just Arabian mate right?
most, but no
But all six are
that page is a bit weird
Become gm and troll him then
Hey slave, where'd you get that pdf
i forgor 💀
🙏🏿😭I CAN'T PLAY OTB THAT WELL
Send PDF PLS
jk i got it from google
💀 🔥
where vro
i think kayden also got it from google
Play better then
uh
what's the title
🙏🏿
do you want to the i wrote on 💀
no i got it from him 
Because i dont have the original one i wrote on it 💀
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Rapid: 1504 (1556 peak)
Blitz: 1227 (1345 peak)
Bullet: 1200 (1261 peak)
yes?
do you remember me? are you someone ik?
english is not englishing💀
do you want the one i wrote on*
are you capygocapy
This is the Chess.com profile of gm_swagato29. Take a look!
Name: Swagato. (gm_swagato29)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2022 (peak)
Blitz: 2000 (2084 peak)
Bullet: 1967 (2102 peak)
idk my englis is about not englishing because i had englis exam today
no
oh, wrong capy
???
probably
Frr
u mean fobby?
nah
actually my brain was speaking the sentence but idk why i type someone else
SPMETHING*
fobby knows me but idk fobby, i forgor fobby
JOSHUAAA
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Name: slave of chess (worst player) (xyrenchess)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1209 (peak)
Blitz: 893 (peak)
Bullet: 592 (605 peak)
i suck
I'm not gonna do /profile
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Name: Swagato. (gm_swagato29)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2022 (peak)
Blitz: 2000 (2084 peak)
Bullet: 1967 (2102 peak)
what
why are there profiles here
idk
Fobby told me about u
U are her friend
bruh I dont even know her
copium
💀
THANK YOU
I do and she told me u are her friend
it was 5 mb..
🙏🏿
skull
ok, well, nut is my pookie wookie so, ye
Why u sending a pdf file in a discord server??
YEAH AND U ARE MY POOKIE NOW
no, I didn't sign anywhere
because blud told me to send it to him
DMs exist
Never send anything but photos or videos, bcs mods will think its a virus or it could be a virus if someone send to u
Even a normal pic can be a ip grabber
then dont send anything bruh
ban images and everything
Nah in a chess server it's normal but in dms, hell no
yeah links too
Legit
I give you my IP you can bomb my house
Okay?
No thanks, sir.
its chess
even a chess.c*m link is usually an ip grabber
Just be aware of no lifer discord users
chess.cum?
WHAT
company
Real
ayo?
that exists?
💀💀
are you madly in love with them
Yes
liya r u in love with me
I think
WHO EVEN ARE YOU
SHWARAMA
... you forgor who i am 😭
Discord relationships, the biggest downfall of humanity
I AM ZDEV
WHAT???
he gone sis 
xyren
I AM IN LOVE WITH LIYA @lament jacinth
HUH
bro memory got wiped smh
NO YOURE NOT
should I join in
aye Liya, did you once want to reinvent Indian chess?
I AM
No ik you as the random dude from discord but I haven't like. Dmd you
How you got trusted role by just being 2 days into the server
possibly
I've been here for a year
But I left and came back after a month break
ofc you never dmed me because theres no reason in doing so
Ur profile says otherwise
.
@lament jacinth Did you ever go by the name, shawarma
LMAO
Huh
bro, say yes or no
just soeakin facts
My name is shawarma cause I got hungry once while making my username
did you once want to bring back Indian chess?
dang, wrong shawarma
??
I dunno, a shawarma I met here a year ago
im shawarma
I was homies wit shawarma
too many shawarmas
Did they talk in the third person like a weirdo
yes
💀💀💀
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Name: shameless plug: https://zombo.com/ (zacharydevlin)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1504 (1556 peak)
Blitz: 1227 (1345 peak)
Bullet: 1200 (1261 peak)
I definitely know which one you're talking about
oh yeah that was such a weirdo
no, he was chill
I AM IN LOVE WITH LIYA
nah what did i walk into 😭
Im in love with me too 😍😍
Idk people love me apparently
the whole server is rizzing on you
bro, it's you
^^^
i love myself
ur pfp does not match up bro 😭
& you're a dude
shwarma, is it you
I LOVE LIYA
I used to change pronouns every two seconds for fun back then
First step to becoming a narcissist
she is 3 foot tho

🙏🏿💀💀💀🙏🏿💀🙏🏿💀🙏🏿💀🙏🏿💀💀🙏🏿
Wait I gotta fill you in on what you missed dms
Whahaffwvwgegege bye bye
Im 4 FT 10 STOP
😭
then I LOVE YOU
bro 4'10 nothing changed
idk what is going on with this general chatt
4 1
Me neither
A minion
There 1 aad 10 inch diff
ur simply not gyatt rizzler
siu
bro is tyler2 foot
ya he is on another level
ok
DR DISRESPECT
me fr
u aint a sigma ohio
yall ever full promote to full house?
Reall
no pieces lost?
whats that
no because my opponents resign when they start losing
-0.5? resigning time
no just promote pawns back to full house doesnt care if you lose pieces before
whats a full house
Journey to Grandmaster 💪
oh i did 9 queens against martin without losing anything 💀
Ur almost grandmaster
no rizz for you
blitz be like
i lost to martin
fast play fast play "no i need to think" NO TIME NO TIME
Exact opposite
i have no idea what a full house is still
two rooks, two knights, 1 dark squared bishop, 1 light squared bishop, 1 queen, 1 king (doesnt count as long as you didnt lose)
omg I have it
activate windows
I’ve read like 3 pages why am I procrastinating reading a chess book
no lol
based
smash 🤔
idk what i am saying
babye chat
doesnt count so long as you didnt lose?
i only need to promote 1 more rook by the last pawn then i have full house
Intestines
My friend is an IM AND HE ALWAYS TROLLS ME WHAT TO DO @minor owl
i mean your king doesnt die so you dont need to count it
@cursive pawn
Just don't play him
did u see my checkmark checkmate
huh
Hi
💀he's 3037 cc
Cc?
oh i think u phrased it in reverse
💀
Shut
there isnt
Yo that's my car
Then don't play him
EL CHEEEEESYYY
ok
ok
how u been big man
i sent the image a few times
NO I WILL I JUST GOTTA BE 4000 CC
Good
ok
Thank
what image
How u been bbg
Cool
great actually
ok
ok
Ok



