💬〡general-off-topic

[scenic frost]

they won't be able to resist my rizz once I speak japanese to them

[glacial fulcrum]

I will just show definition

[fickle rampart]

They are very efficient with their spending !

[scenic frost]

only thing stopping me is tha lnaguage barrier

[grim edge]

Can someone tell me why my games aren't showing up?

[storm crow]

you blundered too much and got your license revoked

[fickle rampart]

Server is cooked atm

[grim edge]

I even beat this dude a 3rd time but it didn't count

[fickle rampart]

[grim edge]

Damnn

Wasted 20min of my life

[velvet osprey]

servers down yeah?#

[storm crow]

how is lichess not even backed by a company and feels 100 times more smooth

[glacial fulcrum]

@supple imp

[supple imp]

then why are people saying it's something else

[glacial fulcrum]

Idk

[supple imp]

like wtf

[glacial fulcrum]

Probab bcse they are dumb asf lol

[supple imp]

ima go grind geometry dash or blitz cya

[glacial fulcrum]

Ok cya

[storm crow]

slander

[peak fog]

I always love to see Hikaru play some chess 🥰

[storm crow]

apology rejected

[stable mirage]

lichess~

[gloomy vector]

Only me having server issues?

[storm crow]

always play en passant

[fickle rampart]

😵

[storm crow]

then that's something you have to fix

[peak fog]

Lichess is available because of lack of features and lack of people using it

[fickle rampart]

Ol reliable

[gloomy vector]

Oh cheers

[wicked basin]

i got once

[storm crow]

lack of features such as laggy servers and paid puzzles

[wicked basin]

450

[peak fog]

I do think its worth it

[stable mirage]

you are incorrect but that’s okay

[distant bloom]

Did chess.com crash?

[storm crow]

im not saying its not worth it but pretending that lichess is lacking in features or doesnt have a huge playerbase is ignorant lmao

[peak fog]

Be ig

[rocky sonnet]

XD

[glacial fulcrum]

Skill issue

[storm crow]

get better at rook and pawn endgames

[stable mirage]

sit at the chessboard and play with yourself

[distant bloom]

Play by principles

[storm crow]

this will win you 80% of games at your elo

[fickle rampart]

Keep them tucked nice and cozy in the corner

[echo niche]

we need some more relaxed people for a nice poker game in VC

[stable mirage]

I recommend looking at the board while playing

[fickle rampart]

Also wrap them in a blanket

[storm crow]

begin by doing simple puzzles then to improve your bord vision. start with mate in 1 puzzles and branch out from there

[stable mirage]

that’s a good start

[signal geyser]

Cresh

[glacial fulcrum]

Learn this yourself

[storm crow]

rooks in the corner, plotting world domination

[glacial fulcrum]

Not smth you’re not capable of understanding

[fickle rampart]

Yes they are dreaming of that 7th rank

[dim ridge]

YO TF

[storm crow]

most people are bad at most things

[distant bloom]

Skill issue ngl

[stable mirage]

that’s a bad mindset

[storm crow]

are you having fun?

[dim ridge]

YO?

[storm crow]

thats literally everything that matters

[stable mirage]

only because you make it true

believe in yourself

[fickle rampart]

Why don’t you put all your hobbies in a hat and pick two of them blindfolded

[distant bloom]

Get good 👍

[storm crow]

then focus on one hobby and give it the time it deserves

[fickle rampart]

Then spend a week deciding which hobby to pursue

[storm crow]

if you seriously want to improve you have to respect that what you are trying to do is difficult and needs time investment

[distant bloom]

@grim edge whats your chess.com we can play some games together

And learn

[orchid perch]

Why can't I get into chess.com?

[storm crow]

the truth is that there is no secret for improving, despite a lot of people in a lot of different industries making a lot of money by pretending there is

[storm crow]

blundered too much, chess license revoked

[viral epoch]

SIWIUS??

[upbeat viper]

overloaded sadge

[distant bloom]

Dm?

[viral epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/hans-niemann-magnus-carlsen-chess-chess-speaks-for-itself-gif-26768859

[fickle rampart]

Hmmm

[upbeat viper]

@neon flint no promotion please

[fickle rampart]

Can we promote Duolingo ???

[storm crow]

vandalism speaks for itself

[upbeat viper]

[trail prism]

Y'all this is the man who motivates me the most

[stable mirage]

only bab

[fickle rampart]

PLS SAY YES

[stable mirage]

what

[fickle rampart]

[stable mirage]

I mean you already are

[shrewd vessel]

how r u sirius

[fickle rampart]

😈

[stable mirage]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1130582368495874078/1203823711149625394/image.png?ex=65d27f32&is=65c00a32&hm=c58a2a0bec0adf58013b725ff579510c3a7acfbaa6cb44695c474e0fba261a9d&

[shrewd vessel]

why is it so blurry, good lord

[stable mirage]

trying it

[scenic frost]

why is the servers is down

[stable mirage]

I have the better qual one too

[scenic frost]

it's been down for like a minute now

[viral epoch]

Nothing

[carmine silo]

magnus hit 4000 and the server melted

(real)

[viral epoch]

What shall I do to refute d4

[stable mirage]

after scamming so many people? doubtful

[stable mirage]

[shrewd vessel]

cc scamming?

[stable mirage]

membership

[shrewd vessel]

noone buys that anyways

[viral epoch]

I bought yearly diamond twice on accident

[ornate ivy]

Skill issue

[stable mirage]

not enough compared to using lichess for free

[viral epoch]

Support team with the victory though

[upbeat viper]

hm

[stable mirage]

hm

[strong quest]

https://play.chess.com/BrZMr 1 min chess anyone??

[upbeat viper]

skill issue

[shrewd vessel]

hi mitzu

[upbeat viper]

Doofus lurking

lmao

[clear sequoia]

Was just looking at the 502 errors

[stable mirage]

lichess still better

[clear sequoia]

but seems to have fixed itself

[viral epoch]

Hi Hash-Slingin' Slasher

[upbeat viper]

yep

waiting for the chess24 video content

[scenic frost]

LET'S FKING GOOOO!

[iron barn]

Average discord conversation

[scenic frost]

guess I just have that grandmaster inside me

[shrewd vessel]

which one 😳

[scenic frost]

beth harmon 💪🏾

how's a <500 gon teach a <500

brodie just blundered his queen and resigned

that's how I got 100%

[fossil heart]

If it’s +30 moves then you are an obvious cheater or maybe your opponent was just brilliant in finding blunders

[nocturne elk]

memorise chess lines like u memorise cubing algorithms lol

[cursive pawn]

Hash-Slingin’ Slasher

[scenic frost]

5 moves queen blunder + resign

[fossil heart]

Well this makes sense

[nocturne elk]

do u practice frequently?

use some memory strategies or something

[blazing talon]

hi

[fossil heart]

You don’t have to memorise each line just be good enough to find a good move in half or more cases 🤷‍♂️

[distant bloom]

Just watch a video or read about one line and play on chess.com with it, bots or real players. Or study it more with an engine

[nocturne elk]

lol that could be why, consistency matters

[distant bloom]

Thats what i do and i memorise it pretty good

[brisk moat]

why i'm stuck at 1600

[stable mirage]

skill issue

[fossil heart]

I am like you how about a game then we could figure it out

[brisk moat]

we can play

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> rtel0

This is the Chess.com profile of rtel0. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1793 (1917 peak)
Blitz: 1527 (1911 peak)
Bullet: 1650 (1829 peak)

[fossil heart]

Yeah sure

Send me link

[nocturne elk]

tbh ngl u probably just need to do hundreds of puzzles

on lichess or something

LOL i mean...

do u want to be 1000 or not

literally just do like a boat load of puzzles u wont be under 1000

[fervent hare]

pluh

[fossil heart]

Or maybe he can just play chess

[fervent hare]

fr

puzzles won't improve much

[slender plover]

Hey guys

[nocturne elk]

i thought that is what he is alr doing

[fossil heart]

No way he played more than a hundred game and still 200

[nocturne elk]

lmao idk man

i just feel like it is a lack of effort

[mild trail]

hola!

[slender plover]

What's up

[nocturne elk]

some of them really get stuck for some reason hence why i mention the puzzles

[fossil heart]

The best way to learn chess at this level is to play chess

[mild trail]

homework for the time being! wbu?

[nocturne elk]

literally just doing anything helps tbh

[slender plover]

Looking though my feet album

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> rtel0

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1793 (1917 peak)
Blitz: 1527 (1911 peak)
Bullet: 1650 (1829 peak)

[nocturne elk]

most ppl start at 1k i think

[mild trail]

feet album? cool

[fading spruce]

Anyone want to play Rapid?

[slender plover]

Yup

[zealous panther]

what role is that

[fading spruce]

Gigachad role

[slender plover]

Rope

[zealous panther]

non rated?

[fading spruce]

Yeah

[zealous panther]

alr https://play.chess.com/pZjc8

[nocturne elk]

also keep in mind ppl at that level play nonsense so nobody learns anything from each other💀

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> apoah

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1102 (1133 peak)
Blitz: 884 (903 peak)

[fervent hare]

Im weak fr

[nocturne elk]

fair. so lack of effort for sure

[fossil heart]

Maybe they can learn to not hang their pieces

[fervent hare]

frr

[zealous panther]

@fading spruce

[fossil heart]

I mean there is nothing to learn at this level just know how to move pieces and not hang them

[nocturne elk]

even if they hang pieces knowing tactics could win them back since everyone is the same

[stable mirage]

being legit 100 might be more impressive than being 3200

[nocturne elk]

ig it is the defeatist mindset

and lack of time

[fossil heart]

Bro he only played 53 matches in his life

[nocturne elk]

he also mentioned not improving in cubing in five years

i would hazard a guess he didnt practice like a maniac there either

everything takes consistency

[fossil heart]

Maybe

[fading spruce]

Yes?

[nocturne elk]

like cubing is straight up just muscle memory lol

[fossil heart]

Now who wanna play

[fading spruce]

What method do you use?

[fossil heart]

Yup it needs practice

[nocturne elk]

i learnt the beginner method when i was like 9 or something, and i can only solve it in 30-40 seconds so i am definitely not great or anything by pro standards

[fading spruce]

I use Roux

[nocturne elk]

how fast r u able to solve it?

[fossil heart]

Thursday the day off

[fading spruce]

19 seconds pb

[nocturne elk]

oh nice

[upbeat viper]

Mine's 12.87

Not a competition tho'

[fading spruce]

Shut up Bast

[sweet yoke]

real

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-surprised-gasp-what-cat-shock-gif-635629308990545194

[stable mirage]

using names is usually just idiotic

[warped portal]

https://tenor.com/view/colby-covington-colby-colby-lol-colby-funny-mapacheno-gif-26666778

[nocturne elk]

how many algs would one have to memorise to be a world class sub 5 solver?

[shrewd vessel]

sirius spitting

[sweet yoke]

❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

[nocturne elk]

for 3x3

[fossil heart]

I typed random things as a password cause I will never remember it anyway

[sweet yoke]

what do u use?

[sweet yoke]

i still remember my wattpad password from when i was 13 fr

[last maple]

Mines is either one i use all the time or my brothers bday

[fossil heart]

He is a man

[stable mirage]

something

[sweet yoke]

when is ur brothers bday?

[sweet yoke]

what are u saying babygirl

[fading spruce]

Does anyone do 7x7?

[warped portal]

Real

[fossil heart]

😖

[sweet yoke]

bro spawned just to hate

[nocturne elk]

i only tried 5x5 💀

[stable mirage]

bruh idek 4x4

[warped portal]

I dont hate

[upbeat viper]

https://open.spotify.com/intl-fr/track/66JnjedrDBVnOPyZtrE5Fq

Lmao

[fading spruce]

I do 7x7 and Teraminx

[sweet yoke]

sure u don’t

[nocturne elk]

i only learnt like a few extra algs for 4 and 5

and gave up

[warped portal]

I just disagree i dont hate 👌

[fading spruce]

You guys watch J Perm?

[fossil heart]

Ooooh you are talking about the cubes

[nocturne elk]

nop i am amateur

[drowsy crest]

give me your seed

[fading spruce]

I am talking about the YouTuber

[drowsy crest]

role seed(how to guide)

[nocturne elk]

yeah i am nub so i dont watch any content tbh

[analog shoal]

BOBYY F

[fading spruce]

Ayo?

[zealous panther]

@fading sprucestill wanna play?

[fading spruce]

Nah I’m talking about cubing

[sweet yoke]

sigh

[analog shoal]

@wicked basin if u gift me nitro I will teach U chess

[warped portal]

Exhalation

[nocturne elk]

any1 knows how ppl git gud at tetris

[trail prism]

Y'all I think I'll quit Discord for the time being, loved to talk with you all and maybe we will talk again in the future but I think the time to do something better has come so goodbye young sirs and ladies and may y'all have a marvelous future.

[fading spruce]

I am pretty good but I just play Tetris for fun so I don’t know

[ashen mauve]

tetris theme goes hard

[drowsy crest]

you will be back here by tomorrow evening

[fading spruce]

I know you are talking about the super good people

[nocturne elk]

it is so crazy seeing how they do their thing lol

[drowsy crest]

my highest in 87

[sweet yoke]

this is kinda cute

good luck💪🏻💪🏻

[shrewd vessel]

how is that cute

[drowsy crest]

hai hash(again)

[wicked basin]

Ok

[nocturne elk]

i only know the meaning of the highscores or something 😳

[shrewd vessel]

fobby, i want u

[drowsy crest]

i meant is*

[vagrant rose]

fionally unbanned

[drowsy crest]

on a scale of 1-10 how badly do you want me

[sweet yoke]

that he wrote a goodbye message to discord

[nocturne elk]

isnt it usually in 1000s if not millions 💀

[drowsy crest]

no, the death screen is at 128

[vagrant rose]

gays shit

[shrewd vessel]

yo ppl, type such wack shit on discord, u don't even react after i say something like that

[nocturne elk]

oh i mean like the score thingy

[wicked basin]

Bye duck friend

[drowsy crest]

oh yeah thats diff

[sweet yoke]

how does one get rid of all the roles they have?

[nocturne elk]

ohhh because i can only hit like 500k that is all i know

[sweet yoke]

like all the white roles i don’t want them anymore

[drowsy crest]

type in the wildest thing you know in this chat ez

[drowsy crest]

oh

[sweet yoke]

another way?

[drowsy crest]

dont be racist

[nocturne elk]

@ the moderator

[wicked basin]

Bribe staff 10k quids

[sweet yoke]

thanks chat

[wicked basin]

Why were u banned

[warped portal]

Racist

[sweet yoke]

💀

[proven creek]

ello

[warped portal]

No

Whats in ur head

[proven creek]

ok

rook

[upbeat viper]

👀

[sweet yoke]

no comment

[nocturne elk]

[sweet yoke]

bast please mod him he’s being offensive to me

[upbeat viper]

I see that

[warped portal]

https://tenor.com/view/yellow-gold-amber-gif-26074044

[sweet yoke]

punish him

[fervent hare]

pluh

[sweet yoke]

friendly fire!

[warped portal]

Whats in ur head

[sweet yoke]

puahahahah

[nocturne elk]

bro vanished

[sweet yoke]

deserved!

jk

[upbeat viper]

Ofc deserved ._.

[warped portal]

I might start crying

[analog shoal]

best deal on the market rn

[sweet yoke]

why

[warped portal]

Dont talk to me

[last maple]

Any questions

[nocturne elk]

😭

[sweet yoke]

ok edgelord

[wicked basin]

It's kinda sad rn

I'm almost 16 and haven't hit 10k/month already

[nocturne elk]

💀

[sweet yoke]

10k of what

LMFAOOO i’m stealing that

[warped portal]

Lol

[wicked basin]

10k $

[sweet yoke]

noooo send it thru dms 😭

[wicked basin]

I'm stuck at 3k$ per month

[sweet yoke]

bro is on da grind

[nocturne elk]

wtf was that 💀

[sweet yoke]

motivational phrases duh what else

[wicked basin]

Haven't reached yet 😕

[last maple]

Yall why did my messagrs get deleted

The pics of the cats

[sweet yoke]

everybody starts w smth

[proven creek]

hm

[upbeat viper]

Not appropriate

[last maple]

Microsoft edge

[wicked basin]

[nocturne elk]

lol

[last maple]

Alr mb but its just cats

I still apoligise

[wicked basin]

Whenever I ask something to bastmanhe ignores me 💀

[upbeat viper]

Accepted

[upbeat viper]

Nah

[nocturne elk]

wat bro sellin

[wicked basin]

All of it is from doo servicing

Drop*

[nocturne elk]

oh

dropshipping?

[sleek oriole]

good day today

[wicked basin]

Like I get a client and offer him 100$ for max 30s video and hire a pro editor from low economy country and pay 15$ per video

[nocturne elk]

dam

[wicked basin]

Drop shipping is something else it doesn't workout too well rn

[wicked basin]

Is that valo

[nocturne elk]

how do u find ppl though

[stable mirage]

:3

[shrewd vessel]

how r u sirius

[wicked basin]

I use instagram mainly to find creators and make them my client but not everyone responds

[nocturne elk]

wow didnt know you could make that much tbh lol

[lime lava]

I thought it was radiant for a sec
Bruh
Gold is free

[stable mirage]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1130582368495874078/1202726336226131998/image0.jpg?ex=65ce8130&is=65bc0c30&hm=6c4477cc1e0c086f55186211db4f8ab3ff3f73731faa605c686b5447f3cab088&

[wicked basin]

Everything became easy when insta started 7$ month for a verified blue tick 💀

[shrewd vessel]

"Really likes fat guys" 💀

[wicked basin]

Hey @upbeat viper I have a doubt

[stable mirage]

don’t make fun of his preferences

[upbeat viper]

Tell me

[wicked basin]

Why does india have diamond for 6$ but I have it for 17€

[last maple]

SINCE WHEN WHAT

[wicked basin]

Diamond membership on chess.com

[shrewd vessel]

I wonder which mod even changed his name to that

[last maple]

Depends on economy

[stable mirage]

always one of theo krieger and calc

[shrewd vessel]

theo is too sophisticated to change it to that tho

[nocturne elk]

it isnt allowed to use a vpn to get it cheaper right

[wicked basin]

Fair enough then

[upbeat viper]

Because of average wage difference? Also I'm not in the marketing team but it might be about sales optimization?

[wicked basin]

But that's a huge difference thi

[wicked basin]

Oh alright

Oh wait I googled it and indian avg salary is lower now I get it

[last maple]

Compare average wage in india to europe

[fervent hare]

breaking bad is peak

[wicked basin]

Yeah just saw its way different

But lifestyle price equalizes

[last maple]

Wym

[wicked basin]

They get 3 lemons for 10 cents

That's what the web has

[sleek oriole]

i just turned plat

[wicked basin]

That's why avg salary is 500$

[nocturne elk]

oh cost of living?

[fervent hare]

pluh zas such a good deal

[wicked basin]

Yes

[fervent hare]

its like 15 iqd for diamond membership here i think

[nocturne elk]

also i noticed the gift memberships cost more than if u get it for yourself

[sweet yoke]

why is this a meme even

[wicked basin]

Yo wtf now it's getting way low , 2 Pringles big box for 2$

[drowsy crest]

Thats cool bro but I JUST HIT A CLIP

[primal fern]

bro put this in #🕹〡gaming

[drowsy crest]

my arm is shaking silence

[upbeat viper]

He's right tho'

[sleek oriole]

nooooooooooooo nice tryyyy wtfff

[drowsy crest]

never said he was wrong

[primal fern]

early onset of parkinson's you gotta get that checked out

[drowsy crest]

I am gold 3 btw

[turbid iris]

Is there a venting channel? I need to vent about Minecraft

[drowsy crest]

💀

[fervent hare]

how do u get friend of the server role bruv

[wicked basin]

Hi

[sleek oriole]

we are good

[turbid iris]

Hi Joshua

[nocturne elk]

bruh lol

[fervent hare]

im gonna vent through the ventilation system

[drowsy crest]

indeed

[last maple]

Thats more than tunisia i think

[primal fern]

#🔖〡roles should explain it. but it's an invitation role mostly by helping people in the server and being active regularly

[primal fern]

please connect ur account using /connect in here 🙂

[turbid iris]

Can I do it later? I’m in a meeting right now

[last maple]

Life is beautiful yall

[fiery yew]

my pc doesnt support valo :((

[fervent hare]

ohh

[shrewd vessel]

Neuro, why r u so itchy about other ppl connecting their accounts?

just curious

[turbid iris]

All life ends in death bruddah

[last maple]

Thats beauty

[fervent hare]

because it's suspicious not to be connected most of the time those are cheaters

[shrewd vessel]

death is the cessation of all suffering

[turbid iris]

Death will last infinitely longer than life

[drowsy crest]

@sleek oriole I am kidding btw, that clip is from last year 💀 when my name wasnt "I miss her"

[fervent hare]

[fervent hare]

[last maple]

Does that mean not to live life+ we wont be concious when dead

[sleek oriole]

still good. also change that stupid name

[drowsy crest]

I was an instalock jett

gotta avoid arguement somehow

[last maple]

Guys how do i hate trsuted role

[stable mirage]

wdym its not a meme

[drowsy crest]

no one argues if your name is i miss her

[fervent hare]

crazy

[drowsy crest]

plus aim buff

[turbid iris]

It means we shouldn’t romanticize life or death tbh

[sweet yoke]

what is sleeping! i will be thinking about her…

[drowsy crest]

fr fr

[sleek oriole]

#reaction-roles

[wicked basin]

My life is a lie now

💀 1.4$ probably

[last maple]

Thx bro

[upbeat viper]

Those channels exist for a reason

[storm crow]

10% more chips

[last maple]

Its been so long since I've eaten doritos

[fervent hare]

same

[last maple]

Ive been boycotting since oct

[wicked basin]

💀

Fr

[primal fern]

do you play chess?

[nocturne elk]

what is the origin of the name humpty dumpty

[ashen mauve]

why cant i post screenshots here?

[wicked basin]

Compared to mine they 2x packets for -50% of my price

[last maple]

Someone hunpity their partners dumpity

[fervent hare]

a dumpster whos hu- nvm

[rustic mirage]

okay good to know

[wicked basin]

Egg

[nocturne elk]

but that does not explain why he is egg

[last maple]

He fell and broke

[upbeat viper]

Can we drop the chips topic please

Or go in #💬〡trusted-off-topic

[last maple]

The chips stay

[wicked basin]

😭😭k

[ashen mauve]

mod man why cant i post images

i got a great checkmate

[upbeat viper]

No reason you can't

Probably a discord bug on your side

[ashen mauve]

nvm i can now

[wicked basin]

💀

That made no sense

[ashen mauve]

somehow opponent let me run my king when i was down -13

[wicked basin]

No way leksa

[haughty oak]

hi

[nocturne elk]

[wicked basin]

@nocturne elk do u know any good opening for black

I use queens gambit or russian trap for white

[nocturne elk]

i forgor 💀

i just mirror them and hope for the best

[ashen mauve]

play the scandinavian

[wicked basin]

Oh shit not the mirror 💀💀

[icy dune]

W strats

[wicked basin]

I got trapped by copying him

[nocturne elk]

it stops working eventually lol

[wicked basin]

Let me go check it out

Why is levy selling like 25 courses 💀 don't u get that for free on yt

[echo niche]

YE

[grim edge]

Money

[icy dune]

That’s gay

[nocturne elk]

sigma grindset 💀

[wicked basin]

Only 0.5% of his subscribers would buy it

[ashen mauve]

i watched half his video on the scandinavian and it worked

[echo niche]

Finally

[icy dune]

Play Sicilian instead

[echo niche]

finally 1900 bullet

ong took a while

[wicked basin]

I'm 400 elo which is easier

[nocturne elk]

thats all it took to make him a millionaire

[ashen mauve]

scandinavian is literally the easiest

[grim edge]

0.5% is enough to make a lot

[icy dune]

Nice

[ashen mauve]

bullet scares me

[echo niche]

Took me some long time xD

[wicked basin]

Cuz he set hight prices like 64 And 80$

[echo niche]

same man

expect the unexpected

[ashen mauve]

im not built for it

[wicked basin]

Alr

[icy dune]

Mouse go brrrrr

[echo niche]

you dont know how slippy my fingers are

[nocturne elk]

ppl rich af ig

[echo niche]

its a wonder i got there

[ashen mauve]

i think his prices are high just to make the sales more appealing

[wicked basin]

It's not like that

[ashen mauve]

they go on sale pretty often i think

[wicked basin]

It's easier to sell 64$ to one person rather than 7$ to 10 people

[nocturne elk]

true

[grim edge]

Depends on the product

[shrewd vessel]

taking advantage of clueless people

[grim edge]

A triple A battery for 10x the price isn't going to sell

[nocturne elk]

maybe they just want to be spoonfed so they pay for the convenience

[wicked basin]

A buggatti is easier to sell than 100 hyundai

[shrewd vessel]

what colour is ur bugatti good sir

[ashen mauve]

just watch his video on it anyway you dont need anything more at 400

[wicked basin]

I don't have sadly

[nocturne elk]

true

or just learn tricks from your opponents

that beat you

[wicked basin]

I'm not talking about these type of stuff this makes no sense

That's like selling 5$ tomato for 50$ 💀

[nocturne elk]

Supreme tomato

[wicked basin]

Sure Branding works

[nocturne elk]

speaking of levy he went live 2x on twitch in the last couple hours lol

[grim edge]

@nocturne elk lmao

[wicked basin]

💀

[nocturne elk]

6 hours ago and now

[wicked basin]

He prolly makes 1k from that

[nocturne elk]

from dono/ subs?

or do they make ad revenue

[wicked basin]

From twitch monetization

[nocturne elk]

oh so the ads dont really matter

[wicked basin]

Which ads

[nocturne elk]

like during the stream

[wicked basin]

I don't use twitch idk which ads ur talking about

[nocturne elk]

oh

[wicked basin]

Live streams have ads?

💀 wth

[nocturne elk]

yeah for ppl who are not subbed

[wicked basin]

They get a random ad?

[nocturne elk]

yeah kinda annoying ngl lol

[wicked basin]

Then he makes more money then

[minor owl]

Today was productive

[nocturne elk]

he seems to hate it tho 💀

[wicked basin]

💀what

[heavy swallow]

@upbeat viper watcha doing in Gotham city bud

[nocturne elk]

always getting trolled by chat

[upbeat viper]

Nothin

[heavy swallow]

Mhm cheating on cc I see

Shameful

[grim edge]

skul

[slender latch]

Can anyone recommend a good international open tourney for beginners?

[grim edge]

titled tuesday

[rain crest]

im missing something here im sure

why is this a brilliant?

[wicked basin]

I've never got a brilliant move 💀

[analog shoal]

if he takes its mate

[rain crest]

OH

wow

thats really cool

that is a certified chess moment

[wicked basin]

How

[white sorrel]

Qxf7+ Kd8 Qf8#

[wicked basin]

Eh

What's a Qx

[white sorrel]

queen takes

[wicked basin]

And kd8?

[white sorrel]

king to d8

[fossil heart]

The moderator in the server hates me 🥲😂

He banned me twice 😂

[wicked basin]

But why will he go d8

[heady gyro]

hey guys

[fossil heart]

First time I deserved it but second it was personal

[white sorrel]

because he's in check and thats his only move

[rain crest]

hey

[wicked basin]

Oh shit I understood now

[analog shoal]

its forced move

[fossil heart]

If he takes mate in two otherwise you win a rook good move 👍

[analog shoal]

[turbid iris]

@wicked basin what is your rating Joshua

[dreamy siren]

Well it doesn't matter the algorithm is terrible anyways so whether you've gotten them or not is no big deal

[shrewd vessel]

starky?

[dreamy siren]

Nice find but read my bio

[analog shoal]

i use them for ego bosting

[shrewd vessel]

starky is obsessed with brilliant moves bruh

[analog shoal]

and that move is accurate

[dreamy siren]

Your source of ego boost is getting deceived and emotionally manipulated?

[dreamy siren]

but whether something is brilliant or not in chess is a matter of how difficult it is to find not just whether it's a good move or not

[crimson kraken]

how expensive is a lawyer

[dreamy siren]

I want to help the deceived people

[analog shoal]

it is top engine move still

[drowsy crest]

I remember him and ohwow having a 2 days long arguement on brilliant moves

[dreamy siren]

Like I said that doesn't mean brilliant brilliant is a matter of how difficult it is to find

[shrewd vessel]

so they didn't sleep?

just argue

[drowsy crest]

more like a war

both fought many battles

[dreamy siren]

I'm just trying to help the bamboozled person

[shrewd vessel]

who cares about Rome v Carthage when u have starky

[slender karma]

How long are you inactive until chess.com starts giving you more points that usual?

[round flicker]

Guys I just beat thechessnerd on his stream

[dreamy siren]

So basically @analog shoal you shouldn't care about brilliant moves if you do you've been bamboozled and I kindly advise you to please re-evaluate

[shrewd vessel]

based on buddhist philosophy, you shouldn't place too much emotional attachment on anything

[slender karma]

How long are you inactive until chess.com starts giving you more points that usual?

[dreamy siren]

As a marketing ploy to emotionally appeal to beginners

[heavy swallow]

OMG STARKY

I LOVE YOU BUDDY

Where you been

[dreamy siren]

Trying to stay off discord cause it's not good for mental health but then realized I was being selfish to not help the deceived people just to look out for myself

[heavy swallow]

You’re so cute starkly it’s ok you just take a break when you need it but I’m gonna go to a fide This month btw

[sweet yoke]

bro knows smth we don’t

[sweet yoke]

this is so cute

[heavy swallow]

Thanks

I try my best to take care of him 🙏

[white sorrel]

u remember me

[sweet yoke]

adorable is he like ur child

platonically

[heavy swallow]

Yes

He’s my lil munchkin

[white sorrel]

you've grown to a big boy last time we played u were 1700

we played in september

[peak plank]

I've been for a year

[last verge]

hmm

[white sorrel]

does this knight trap have a name?

[compact mantle]

Sometimes it’s better to be selfish, take care of yourself ❤️

Centre gambit, knight gambit line

[void fjord]

You cruel monster 🙂

[crimson kraken]

yes, it's called a blunder

[void fjord]

Oh yeah…🤔

[warped vigil]

CONGRATS!!!

[carmine silo]

i got 200 in september

[jade solstice]

anyone else in the 100 elo range?

[heavy swallow]

HI JACOB

[warped vigil]

Hi Jace!!

[heavy swallow]

Guess what

[warped vigil]

What?

[proven creek]

ello

[heavy swallow]

Im gonna go to a fide tournament this month

[warped vigil]

Awesome!!

[heavy swallow]

If you want a link I can dm it

[warped vigil]

sure

[coral yarrow]

I legit got a voice in my head but i cured it

[analog shoal]

💀💀💀💀💀💀

[analog shoal]

Nice I played 4 tournaments in last month

[coral yarrow]

Fr freaking Out

[rain trout]

@upbeat viper lol

[coral yarrow]

It comes in waves

Now its coming back

[sleek oriole]

yellow

[analog shoal]

Bro cheats 💀💀💀💀

[coral yarrow]

The shackes Are back

Will be gone in 10 min mby

[proven creek]

khello

[coral yarrow]

Epilepepsi or shackes not sure

[sleek oriole]

bowl

[stable mirage]

did they slightly change the inaccuracy color

[proven creek]

rook in bowl? mm

[stable mirage]

huh weird

[radiant magnet]

hi

[sleek oriole]

pawn in the lawn

[scenic frost]

YA'LL I FINALLY GOT A DATE TOMORROW

any recommendations ?

[sleek oriole]

whats her elo

[scenic frost]

she ain't play chess bruh

I'm gon lose her if I talk about chess

[stable mirage]

lose to her*

[scenic frost]

nah I ain't that bad to lose to a women lmao

jk jk

[proven creek]

queen in the serene

[scenic frost]

she might actually be really good at chess ion know

[sleek oriole]

knight in the fight

[crimson kraken]

rook in the nook

pawn on my lawn

[sleek oriole]

bishop and a hiccup

[scenic frost]

by the way what is this exclamation mark thingy

[sleek oriole]

brilliant move you unexperienced

[proven creek]

bishop in a mishap

[scenic frost]

shit I think I got that like 3 times

[crimson kraken]

bro, its
bishop with his pickup

[opaque delta]

Lost all my elo cuz i went to sleep whitout playing tournament

[analog shoal]

Is it creepy if random discord 13yo is trying to find me real name

[proven creek]

king gonna sing in the ring

[jade solstice]

whats the best chessboard in looks

[sleek oriole]

at the sink

[random drum]

I've PTM today 💀

[proven creek]

eating pudding

[sleek oriole]

whats that

[sleek oriole]

lets hope he doesnt get dinked

[random drum]

parent teacher meeting

[jade solstice]

what the flip

[shy pike]

my doggo got attacked because some dumbass lady had her murder dog off the leash

[sleek oriole]

is he ok

or she idk

[shy pike]

He is getting taken to the vet rn, he was coughing up blood and stuff

[analog shoal]

Sorry for u but u are snitch

[spare forum]

rip

[sleek oriole]

ohh

[shy pike]

ok

[proven creek]

Let's hope his luck doesn't shrink

[turbid iris]

first red flag

[sleek oriole]

~at the sink~

[arctic lion]

lol

[turbid iris]

if she don't play chess, she for the streets

[analog shoal]

Fr frr

6

[random drum]

my avg wake up time is 04:08 am for this week

[analog shoal]

Probably

[sleek oriole]

im watching fun with flags by sheldon

[proven creek]

eating pudding its the king

[shy pike]

he*

[random drum]

🐱 🐟

[arctic lion]

hi

[turbid iris]

teach her chess, then tell her about Magnus Carlson
if she shows no hint of interest in Magnus, then she's a keeper

[rain trout]

@shy pike hi :3 how are you?

[arctic lion]

nah even i would show an interest in Magnus

[sleek oriole]

teaching chess is a very good date thing but dont do it on the first date lmaoo

[turbid iris]

u for the streets

[random drum]

bro do u want that guy to get beaten up on first date "teach her chess"

[rain trout]

mariage

[shy pike]

bad

[rain trout]

why

[shy pike]

#💬〡general-off-topic message

[sleek oriole]

scroll

[random drum]

btw a girl msged me and said "I was watching Some magnus videos after ur thousands of stories on him, He's an interesting guy"

[arctic lion]

she likes u

[rain trout]

i hop the dog wasn't injured?

[sleek oriole]

the videos she watched was when drunk magnus swears and murders other masters

[turbid iris]

an intelligent man once said,

if she don't play chess, she for the streets

[rain trout]

and how is he now?

[turbid iris]

does anyone want to play? I am a washed up 1500

[shy pike]

He's going to vet rn

[turbid iris]

chess.com only, no L chess

[rain trout]

connect your account

[turbid iris]

how

[grim edge]

how to connect my chess com acc w discord?

[turbid iris]

answer this man fellas

[drowsy crest]

he'll be fine also you can charge the lady to pay the bills she is obligated to pay for all med bills, also report the lady, dangerous dogs should have the mask thingy also get off discord and look after your dog

[scenic frost]

she gotta be at least 30

[scenic frost]

nah that ain't right

[sleek oriole]

wai what? in dog years right?

[drowsy crest]

💀

[sleek oriole]

Xddd

[scenic frost]

wym

[sleek oriole]

that would be too young i just realized

[scenic frost]

only a 10 year age gap it ain't that big

[sleek oriole]

you 40 or 20

[proven creek]

,_,

[scenic frost]

plus she got them big tiddies

[scenic frost]

20

[sleek oriole]

bro have same standards maaan

[candid ember]

i want to play the chess game vs you right now

[rain trout]

use /connect

[rain trout]

let him connect his account first

[candid ember]

why is it needed

[scenic frost]

wot, I do have good standards lol

[scenic frost]

she fine as hell no cap

[sleek oriole]

drop her insta

[turbid iris]

don't drop her insta bro

[grim edge]

why i cant see my profile

[scenic frost]

nah that's my girl dawg

[turbid iris]

good job monkey

[rain trout]

they didn't ban you?

[grim edge]

nah

[scenic frost]

I can show you one of her sexy pictures though

[sleek oriole]

please dont

[scenic frost]

aight whatever davie said

[candid ember]

show

[proven creek]

anyone sleeping to chess vids at night?

[scenic frost]

just know that davie is the one that stopped me

blame him not me

[turbid iris]

this that monkey rizz

[grim edge]

двлаоа

[sleek oriole]

my guy knows my name😳

[grim edge]

im red

[scenic frost]

I'm black

[sleek oriole]

didnt ask

[candid ember]

https://play.chess.com/z8q2A accept

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> icriedwhenhevomited

This is the Chess.com profile of icriedwhenhevomited. Take a look!

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2018 (2024 peak)
Blitz: 2182 (peak)
Bullet: 1611 (1984 peak)

[scenic frost]

wooow davie doesn't like black people

[candid ember]

why

[static ridge]

r u at GM yet?

[scenic frost]

this dude man...

[sleek oriole]

yo dont do me like that dawg

[scenic frost]

getting there, one year left in deadline

[velvet osprey]

anyone join vc with good vibes no toxic meanies or jamaicans novice gatekeep you know

[static ridge]

its only 11 months cuz in january was when u told me u would make it in a year

[scenic frost]

God made me like that and I'm proud of it 💪🏾

[sleek oriole]

now this guys is pure racist

[velvet osprey]

whattttttt

[scenic frost]

aight I ain't quit yet so

My win rate is like 60%

[sleek oriole]

idk

[velvet osprey]

i say jamaicans come because novice gatekeep bro

[scenic frost]

just ain't played enough games yet

[candid ember]

fair point

[velvet osprey]

he jealous of others jamaicans]

[sleek oriole]

so u hate white people

no im just kidding xdd

[velvet osprey]

love u too xxxxx

[candid ember]

why would you hate someone whos better than you

true

[scenic frost]

I ain't gon lie ya'lls kinda racist man

[turbid iris]

I understand the chess pieces are white & black, but let's not make it about race

[drowsy crest]

HOLY SHIT AMERICAN CHAT LES GO

[candid ember]

would u be with a white women?

[sleek oriole]

or man, dont assume

[scenic frost]

this is a picture I took in a photo shoot last week, and I look more swag than 99% of ya'll

[candid ember]

only women

men and men can only be friends

[scenic frost]

nope, I said I have my first date tomorrow check chat history

she's latino

[turbid iris]

how I know I've connected my account

[sleek oriole]

man you look good

[scenic frost]

thanks man, very proud of that fit ngl

[grim edge]

Sup

[grim edge]

U look familiar 🤔

[turbid iris]

guys, how do I know I've connected my account, PLEASE

[sleek oriole]

you know like 50% of discordians cappin

[scenic frost]

hmm ion think I met you tbh

[sleek oriole]

omgomg it wasnt himmm?

[kind geyser]

Titled players should place their name in their descriptions in their profiles right?

[static ridge]

u hit 1k yet?

[scenic frost]

currently at 375

[sleek oriole]

did u get a title and just wanna flex

[static ridge]

thats pretty good

[scenic frost]

had a 100% accuracy game earlier today

[kind geyser]

nah

[static ridge]

ah, ive had a bunch of those before too, feels good when it happens

[sleek oriole]

computers are magical in chess

[scenic frost]

haha only happens if your opponent resigns quickly after a massive blunder though

[static ridge]

it also happens when they blunder a checkmate trap in the opening

[scenic frost]

yup

for me they blundered their queen so hard early

[static ridge]

well good luck on your journey!!

[scenic frost]

thanks blud

[static ridge]

i think u can make it to gm in at maximum 2-3 years

[scenic frost]

finally you're starting to believe in me

[static ridge]

1 year is possible

[scenic frost]

we started off in the wrong foot but we're coming along

[static ridge]

yes

u def do have potential

well cya gl

[scenic frost]

bye queeeen 💅

[sleek oriole]

slay

[scenic frost]

your my least favorute person in the server

[static ridge]

i dont know u so ok

[grim edge]

k

[static ridge]

haters wanna hate for no reason idrc

[warped vigil]

Hi @static ridge congrats again

[static ridge]

hi jacob

[worn ice]

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Blitz: 1227 (1345 peak)
Bullet: 1200 (1261 peak)

[static ridge]

thanks

[scenic frost]

daaaamn hahahaha

[sleek oriole]

aint o way

[scenic frost]

bro just forgotted him like it's nothing

[scenic whale]

Wow your Uscf is high compared to cc

[turbid iris]

who wants to play with a washed up 1500

[static ridge]

yo im nearly becoming you

[scenic frost]

big drama

🍿

[static ridge]

my uscf is only 60 away from chess.com

[warped vigil]

btw what was your game against the floored 1500

[static ridge]

if my uscf gets bigger than my chess.com im like you

[warped vigil]

[static ridge]

oh ya that was crazy

[shy pike]

but i at home watching siblings

[candid ember]

are you gonna win her?

[warped vigil]

was the guy actually 1500 strength

[tropic cairn]

any1 want a game im basically bobby fischer

[static ridge]

yes

he was crazy

[scenic frost]

I've been researching latino culture for the past 3 days in preparation for this shit, ain't know way I'mma lose her

[static ridge]

but it was dead equal to a quiet two rook endgame

[tropic cairn]

join chess streaming for a game

[vale frost]

500-999

[static ridge]

but then i founda. really cool tactic to win a pawn

[mystic stream]

Smh

[warped vigil]

interesting

[turbid iris]

ye, let's play bro

[static ridge]

and then i murdered him with two passed pawns running down the middle of the board

[tropic cairn]

maybe maybe not

[warped vigil]

congrats

[static ridge]

he even got mated by 2 pawns 🤣

i sacked a rook and he got mated by 2 pawns that never made it to queen

[warped vigil]

you're getting stronger for sure

[candid ember]

are you gonna put it in?

the same day

[static ridge]

idk, i made big chess.com tilt

[scenic frost]

yoooo chill this is a christian server man

[warped vigil]

dw about your chess.com rating

[turbid iris]

pawn mates are nutty

[warped vigil]

this is a chess server

[static ridge]

im 1420 c.c and 1343 uscf

[candid ember]

what does this have to do with christianity? this is chess server

[scenic frost]

I meant this is a family friendly server

[static ridge]

my classical games are so much better played by me

[scenic frost]

there's potentially 13 year olds in this chat

[warped vigil]

i blundered stupidly so am below 2k sadly

[candid ember]

i am family friendy

[sleek oriole]

whats your problem man

[static ridge]

i always get 85%+ accuracy when theres at least 60+ mins with at least 5+ s of delay or increment

[static ridge]

thats me!!!

[scenic frost]

nu uhh not from that comment babes☝️

[static ridge]

this sunday

[mystic stream]

That ur only plat 1

[scenic whale]

Yeah classical is my best otb 30 min is terrible for me

[sleek oriole]

could u boost/teach me

[scenic frost]

damn thought you looked like a toddler

[mystic stream]

Nahhh thats crazy

[candid ember]

are u christian

[static ridge]

only diff is my birthday is so close i consider myself 14

[sleek oriole]

lame

[scenic frost]

no I'm muslim

[static ridge]

thats my pfp that was taken a long time ago

[candid ember]

aha

[sleek oriole]

ur NA anyways you dont exist in my book

[mystic stream]

Ye

[drowsy crest]

lock siblings in the basement dog is prior

[static ridge]

nah, im actually just started playing 5 MONTHS ago so ya

[scenic frost]

let's see who hits GM first then

[scenic whale]

Actually?

[static ridge]

sure

[mystic stream]

Only?

[static ridge]

ya

wdym what score

on my sunday tourney i won 3.5 out of 4 got 100 bucks

1st place

so i jumped 200 rating points

[stable mirage]

bro do you change your name every time your rating changes

[static ridge]

*every day that my rating changes

[mystic stream]

Thats what he just said

[static ridge]

no every time means i could do it 15 times in one day

i only do it 1 time at the end of the day or whenever a result of tourney gets posted on uscf website

[warped vigil]

🪓 🪮

[mystic stream]

🤨

[latent pebble]

Where’s your 4.0 gpa

[mystic stream]

On my transcript?

[warped vigil]

as in "splitting hair"

[static ridge]

i think october

i think its actually nearing 6 months now

[static ridge]

wait how come the 1500, he lost all games, but his rating stayed at 1500?

is the system malfunctioning?

actually i think the 1500 is actually not that good

[mystic stream]

Thats a floor

[static ridge]

cuz he lost all his games

[scenic whale]

There is a floor to prevent sandbagging for easier sections

[static ridge]

oh so he cant go below 1500?

[mystic stream]

Yea.. its 200 points below ur peak rating

[static ridge]

ACTUALLY?!?!?

[scenic whale]

No he is really washed

[static ridge]

LETS GO IM NEVER GOING BELOW 1150

[scenic whale]

How old is he?

[warped vigil]

floored at 1500

[static ridge]

i think he was a 60 year old indian man

[scenic whale]

Well if you aren’t provisional

[sleek oriole]

example why airpods maxs succ

[scenic whale]

Yeah he is a washed 1500

[static ridge]

he prolly just retired and started chess again

and played as a kid or smthn

[scenic whale]

1400 in 5 months is crazy

[mystic stream]

Its only by 100s so ur floor is 1100

[static ridge]

they said i got 2nd place cuz the guy that tied w me was higher

[mystic stream]

And idk if theres floors for under like 1500