💬〡general-off-topic

[minor spoke]

Pandora

[rocky steppe]

hey girl
never say rizz lines again bruh

[grim edge]

Wait I just thought of the worst line

I won’t say cuz i dont want to get babned

[carmine silo]

say it

i need more bad ones

[sand schooner]

hah

[minor spoke]

Guys best pickup line

[carmine silo]

on the scale of north korea to america how free are u tomorrow night (idk how i got this one to work)

[grim edge]

I can dm if u want

[digital phoenix]

can i rest

deez nuts on your chin

[minor spoke]

• what r these
• deez nuts
  

[carmine silo]

yea send it

[grim edge]

Sit on my face and I'll eat my way to your heart

[minor spoke]

BRO SCREW U LAS I HAD A DEEZ NUTS ONE PLANNED BEFORE U

[carmine silo]

i'm using that

[grim edge]

Sent

[digital phoenix]

skill issue

no cap

[grim edge]

"My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in!"

[pure badge]

Guys if u are interested in 1 month Platinum prize arena blitz, text me

[minor spoke]

If youre a baseball, i am the bat

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/go-gadget-pixel-reducer-fan-gif-9633892696658046476

[carmine silo]

jon jones typa line

[shy pike]

america isn't the most free

[grim edge]

My lines the best right

😎

[grim edge]

thats the point
i think

[carmine silo]

absolutely wont miss

[minor spoke]

Send

[carmine silo]

want noodles coz Udon know what ur about to miss

[grim edge]

Dms

[minor spoke]

Ur trash, can i take u out

[grim edge]

No

[minor spoke]

💀

Lmaoooo

[carmine silo]

hey are u a queen? coz im about to blunder

[grim edge]

I been thinking about you from AM to PM, so can I slide in the DM 😏

Thats bad

[minor spoke]

Hey girl, are you Abraham Lincoln?

Because you’re causing an uprising down south

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/yuh-huh-cat-kruh-cat-kruh-silly-cat-gif-10813258442275288528

[carmine silo]

got a PHD in Rizzycs

[grim edge]

No wait I just came up w a wors e one

[abstract mantle]

are you emo cause you need to stop yappin

[grim edge]

💀💀💀💀This is bad

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/oui-pick-up-line-inkspot-we-gif-24902271

[carmine silo]

W french rizz

[minor spoke]

@upbeat viper rate the rizz level of that gif

[grim edge]

@carmine silo

Dms again

[hard gale]

oh hi o

bruh

dead chat

anyone here

[carmine silo]

we are scheming

[hard gale]

wym

bruh i got a joke

[grim edge]

Wanna make a gc?

[hard gale]

no

[brazen sigil]

What the hell

[carmine silo]

could do

[digital phoenix]

I wanna be in sukma

[hard gale]

what did the o say to the other o

[brazen sigil]

Still can’t get over what they have done to my boy Raiden in Fortnite, where is his cake at bro

[carmine silo]

what

[hard gale]

o hi o

[grim edge]

O

[hard gale]

wrong its oh hi o

[brazen sigil]

Massive nerf bruh, L game

[minor spoke]

Do not finish that 😭

[carmine silo]

bruhhhhh

[grim edge]

O

[hard gale]

wrong its ohio

[digital phoenix]

They actually named national competition sukma

[hard gale]

im bored

hello

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7fZBQnc0zXwVybgCIrQQil?si=mKyFDk6XQxK0tsNG7BGlOw

[minor spoke]

[digital phoenix]

Excellent naming

[hard gale]

bruh chess chat have died

[minor spoke]

Cuz u came

[carmine silo]

nah nah

we're just thinking

[hard gale]

cap

[digital phoenix]

I also came

[carmine silo]

and saw

[hard gale]

i haven't been online for like a year bruh

[minor spoke]

Was that pun intended

[hard gale]

bruh

[grim edge]

Love this song so much

[digital phoenix]

Who knows

[hard gale]

so lame chat

[minor spoke]

Embed fail

[grim edge]

Ur lame

[minor spoke]

Wait for unity to enter

[digital phoenix]

U shouldn't have come then

[hard gale]

so is ur spotify track

[hard gale]

i had nothing better to do

[digital phoenix]

Don't be coming here

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6NMqeF0Ssmi7d3dSUqnOFf?si=liMbND4sTSuDsA91FFI5vg&context=spotify%3Asearch

[grim edge]

No

[stable mirage]

!

[hard gale]

ye

im bored

[digital phoenix]

@minor spoke would u like to come

[carmine silo]

i dont think ive gone a day without spotify

[grim edge]

Not surprising u seem like a boring person

[hard gale]

so are u

[grim edge]

ONG SAME

[hard gale]

im bored

[digital phoenix]

Hi bored

[hard gale]

spotify bot lol

[hard gale]

hi L

[minor spoke]

How bored r u

[carmine silo]

its goated

[grim edge]

Im not boring at all thanks x

[digital phoenix]

Enough to come here

[hard gale]

ur welcome

im bored

[minor spoke]

Sigh

[hard gale]

im bored

[grim edge]

Clearly

[digital phoenix]

Siu

[carmine silo]

go do a dance

[hard gale]

RONALDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[hard gale]

nah

[grim edge]

❓

[hard gale]

lame

im bored

[grim edge]

Dancing isnt lame 😭

[hard gale]

im bored

[carmine silo]

fr fr

[regal pasture]

hi lasanga

[sleek oriole]

thats a big questionmark

[digital phoenix]

Dancing is something I wouldn't do

[carmine silo]

just stop being bored

[grim edge]

I love dancing

[digital phoenix]

Hi

[hard gale]

not as big as urmom

[digital phoenix]

Do I know u

[hard gale]

jk

[carmine silo]

dancing is fun

[stable mirage]

[regal pasture]

long time no see

[hard gale]

cap

[sleek oriole]

i love how you said jk, you are kind inside🥹

[hard gale]

im bored

[hard gale]

lol

[carmine silo]

go watch a movie if ur bored

[hard gale]

nah im just bored

[digital phoenix]

Ah I remember who u are alrdy

[hard gale]

which one

[digital phoenix]

Do u still play fifa

[stable mirage]

reading a book> watching a movie

[sleek oriole]

anyways dont watch the fnaf movie, i cant sleep bc of it right now

[digital phoenix]

Getting movie snack and going home better

[regal pasture]

yes

[carmine silo]

its old but watch Tombstone

[hard gale]

i watch that movie while i sleep

[regal pasture]

no i havent played since they made it fc

[hard gale]

lame sounds dumb

[sleek oriole]

[digital phoenix]

Unlucky

[hard gale]

lol

[stable mirage]

that’s a new one

[digital phoenix]

Fc mobile better than fifa mobile

[carmine silo]

nahhhhhhhh

[hard gale]

any other movies

[regal pasture]

maybe i should play

[hard gale]

more like fece mobile

chat died

again

[tulip lichen]

no way not even a 1 hour mute

[hard gale]

for wat

[tulip lichen]

chief i gotta change my name to haley and change my pfp to a girl

[tulip lichen]

n word

[hard gale]

bro just spawned in the chat

[tulip lichen]

gif

[echo pagoda]

What's up gangy

[hard gale]

LMAO LEMME SEE

[tulip lichen]

already deleted

[hard gale]

bruh

[tulip lichen]

crazy

[echo pagoda]

Piss my pants for me

hell cat people

[tulip lichen]

(i can get away with genocide after)

woah

[hard gale]

what

[peak plank]

that one was a bit too close]

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179>

[hard gale]

lmao

[peak plank]

lets not bait it out

[hard gale]

nagger is a word search it up

[grim edge]

✨

[tulip lichen]

nagger is a word💀

[digital phoenix]

Ah yes the mod ping from the lil cry baby

[hard gale]

its when u annoy someone lol

[analog shoal]

I literally missclicked a gif

[hard gale]

search it up

[grim edge]

Do something about it

[peak plank]

nah I think its fair

[digital phoenix]

Bros like neurolink respawned

[tulip lichen]

the mods were too kind to you bruh😭

i literally got muted for 1 hour for no reason one time

[analog shoal]

Cry about it

[hard gale]

when

[digital phoenix]

How sad do u need to be to ping mods on small things

[hard gale]

ikr

[analog shoal]

Hour ago

[digital phoenix]

Let me misclick a gif real quick

[analog shoal]

Something like that

[hard gale]

what gif was it

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/flaming-fart-fire-poop-bodysuit-gif-23307369

Oops misclick

[analog shoal]

N word

[digital phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-sisyphus-gif-16446455606219864014

[hard gale]

bruh rip chess chat

[hard gale]

how is that even a gif lol

[tulip lichen]

is that you in your pfp?

[analog shoal]

It isn't like just that word

[analog shoal]

Nahh

[digital phoenix]

@peak plank u have to admit neuro is an idiot for instant pinging mod on school topper

[hard gale]

bruh

[tulip lichen]

shiii cant find you

just luck

[digital phoenix]

Guy didn't even bother searching just straight up ping

[analog shoal]

Bro tried

I spent 2 hours

Randomly looking at pics

[hard gale]

ayo

[analog shoal]

Not using search bar

[tulip lichen]

crazy search ngl

[drowsy latch]

what is happening

[hard gale]

bruh i remeber someone called me the n word in this chat and didn't get muted

[analog shoal]

Didn't use search 💀

[tulip lichen]

how

[hard gale]

bruh chill

[analog shoal]

It popped up in my recommended

[tulip lichen]

oh alr

[analog shoal]

And I screenshot

[stable mirage]

[hard gale]

bro wtf

[analog shoal]

Not that tittle

[drowsy latch]

why isn't this guy in the 2200+ chat

[analog shoal]

The pic

[drowsy latch]

we need people like him

[rustic mirage]

Had a 300 blitz player beat me on stream...forgot it was rated

[analog shoal]

HAHAHHHAHAHAHHA

[rustic mirage]

https://www.chess.com/member/godofthewhiteroom what ya think of his acc?

[hard gale]

lol l

[tulip lichen]

idk bro maybe because he's not a 2200+ rated player

[drowsy latch]

damn

[rustic mirage]

I mean bro has a new account and wins all of his games

[stable olive]

So?

[analog shoal]

Can be smurf

[inner wharf]

any of yall ever watch Scarface before?

[rustic mirage]

Not sure if he is smurfing but it was super suspicious

[analog shoal]

@tulip lichen wtf did U search

[tulip lichen]

either smurf or a cheater

[tulip lichen]

nah didnt search

[stable olive]

Yeah

[rustic mirage]

That's what I was thinking

[analog shoal]

How did U try to find it then

[grim edge]

stop hating on him, maybe he watched a gothamchess video or something

[rustic mirage]

It's a 14 hrs old account so idk at this point

[inner wharf]

is it just me or is that not one of the funniest movies all time 😭

[rustic mirage]

Maybe he took lessons from Hans Neiman

[inner wharf]

im rewatching it right now i laugh the whole way every damn time

[grim edge]

he memorized chess like max deustch

[rustic mirage]

Maybe

[analog shoal]

SAM U SOBI IGRAM TEKEN

LUPILA MI SAMAR ISPAO SAM DEGEN

[stable mirage]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[analog shoal]

Lyrics

[stable olive]

Not oat but ig so

[inner wharf]

man nobody can watch that with me without me cracking up at some point😭

[analog shoal]

TEKEN ALONE IN ROOM PLAYING TEKEN

[stable olive]

Lol

[analog shoal]

SHE SLAPED ME I TURNED OUT IDK WORD ON ENGLISH FOR DEGEN

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/naggers-gif-9125013

[merry obsidian]

guys anyone up to chess match

[analog shoal]

2am

For me

[warped vigil]

💀

[analog shoal]

Guys what is Ur favourite drink

[merry obsidian]

GO TO SLEEP THEN

[analog shoal]

Yeah no

[shrewd vessel]

where ma boi fobby bischer at

[merry obsidian]

alr

[analog shoal]

What is ur favourite drink

[shrewd vessel]

let's see

definitely not mountain dew

[analog shoal]

Well what is

[shrewd vessel]

tea

[onyx condor]

Man im so trash bro

https://tenor.com/view/gothamchess-goes-mad-gothamchess-jumps-on-chair-levy-goes-mad-gotham-goes-mad-levy-jumps-on-chair-gif-8211070565752995891

[grim edge]

alekhine or sicilian

[grim edge]

sicilian, alekhine is trash

[analog shoal]

I expected something more shocking okay

[shrewd vessel]

why?

something more sus maybe?

[analog shoal]

Idk

[analog shoal]

Something alcoholic I expected

[sage light]

Fax

C5 also very fun against d4

[fossil heart]

How old are you exactly?

[grim edge]

tbh I'm not a big Sicilian fan (like you I guess), I just have a burning hatred for the Alekhine

[carmine silo]

dude 5min chess is so annoying

losing on time suck sucks

[lean crane]

/2

[analog shoal]

17 in September

[lean crane]

Fr

1min bullet better

[grim edge]

psycho

[carmine silo]

30sec chess better

[lean crane]

[fossil heart]

Aren’t you too young for alcohol 😅

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/masive-skill-issue-skill-issue-yakudza-gif-14004060172467418456

[carmine silo]

im ending it, i got skill issued by Skibidi toilet

[grim edge]

[analog shoal]

In my country no one cares, just don't buy it in big supermarkets

[lean crane]

😭 I can't play that
1min just right time for me

[grim edge]

30 sec is goated and also 3 min

[analog shoal]

Like U know I need to be 18 technically. But no one cares

[carmine silo]

30 sec is too long

i like 3 seconds

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Mohamed Bilel Hentati (si_lbol)

This is the Chess.com profile of si_lbol. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Mohamed Bilel Hentati (si_lbol)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1202 (peak)
Blitz: 937 (954 peak)
Bullet: 718 (725 peak)

[analog shoal]

How old are U?

[meager tulip]

road to 15k

[onyx condor]

1.d4 d5 2. Nd2

[grim edge]

no, push for 161660

[fossil heart]

In my country it’s forbidden

[analog shoal]

Fr?

[meager tulip]

There is always room for improvement

[fossil heart]

I mean even when I traveled and lived alone I still not drinking Alkohol

[stable olive]

1:53 am

[fossil heart]

I am Muslim from Islamic country that’s why

[analog shoal]

Almost 2

[analog shoal]

Well it's prohibited in Ur religion

[stable olive]

17 is young for alcohol?

[fossil heart]

Yeah I think so

[analog shoal]

No

By 21 U quit

[candid ember]

Alkohol bato

Pijes li ti leksa?

[analog shoal]

Svaki petak I subotu

[stable olive]

I drank my first wine at 6

[fossil heart]

😂😂 how old are you now

[candid ember]

Mani se toga to ti je lose za napredak i u teretani i u sahu

[stable olive]

15

[fossil heart]

I hope there is no brain damage 😂

[stable olive]

There isnt

[analog shoal]

A jbg ja se 2 dana opustim malo znas

[stable olive]

Its reallt common in my country

[candid ember]

Sta ides na kurve

[fossil heart]

Ukrain ?

[candid ember]

U klub neki?

[stable olive]

I was getting drunk at 12-14 on birthday parties n some days we celebrate

[stable olive]

Georgia

[analog shoal]

Nije klub, Al dolazi moja generacija. Kafic Logo. Svaki petak imaju zurke mora se izaci

[stable olive]

You cant drink kt till 18 but no one cares bout the law

[fossil heart]

That’s looks boring

[analog shoal]

A subota lagano ili U Agavu ili U Lovac

[stable olive]

Why

[analog shoal]

Tehnicki Lovac jeste klub

[stable olive]

Well im deppresed as shit so ig

[fossil heart]

You just loose your mind for a couple of hours

[stable olive]

[analog shoal]

Just u

I'm doing great

[candid ember]

A kurvas li se tamo sta mislis o kurvanju

[stable olive]

Well we drink at night or midnight

Then go to sleep

[analog shoal]

Pa brate traze se cure znas ahhaha

[stable olive]

Where in europe

[analog shoal]

I'm from Serbia

[fossil heart]

My last birthday was last week I jumped with parachute 😂

[stable olive]

Cool my friends from serbia

[stable olive]

Id rather drink 30 shots of wine then jump with a parachute

[analog shoal]

It isnt

U feel like in movie

[stable olive]

Aslong as u don't drink too much

Cause its js a day wasted

[fossil heart]

I would like to make memories that I could not forget instead of getting drunk

[lapis lava]

I don’t think I’ve met a Serbian dude that says they aren’t depressed and drinks 24/7

[analog shoal]

When U lay in bed Ur had spins till U fall asleep. Then U wake up at 5am

[lapis lava]

that was slightly incoherent

[fossil heart]

I tried it once I couldn’t stand on my feet’s

[stable olive]

Man what memories would ya get on a birthday party 😭

[analog shoal]

I drink occasionally

2 times a week

[stable olive]

You not going to a amusement park 💀

[candid ember]

A depresivan jesi li

[analog shoal]

Nisam coece

[stable olive]

Check out georgia lol

[analog shoal]

Nisam mentol

[fossil heart]

My tongue was heavy

[stable olive]

Average drinking age first 6-9 often 12-14 and if they alcoholic like everyday

[analog shoal]

What?

[stable olive]

Which one

[fossil heart]

Probably something new in my life

[fossil heart]

Three id

It was 15 percent Alkohol

[analog shoal]

How old are you

[fossil heart]

21

[analog shoal]

That ain't strong

[stable olive]

You couldnt stand bro

Thats so low

[fossil heart]

Yeah but it was my first and last time

[analog shoal]

My first was at 7

[stable olive]

6 hehe

[sage light]

Disgusting

[cloud kestrel]

i guarantee i beat anyone here in chess

[grim edge]

ok

[analog shoal]

Wrong server

[stable olive]

I guarantee you cant

[warped vigil]

I guarantee you don't

[onyx condor]

lol

[fossil heart]

For me I did something I am shame of because it’s forbidden in my religion

[candid ember]

Leksa razbi ga sad

[cloud kestrel]

i play a thousand dollars a game

[peak plank]

To be the sacrifice

[fossil heart]

So I do not want to try this again

[grim edge]

ok

[analog shoal]

Yeah I know Muslims are prohibited

[warped vigil]

you don't

[minor spoke]

We’re still at it lol

[stable olive]

If its against religion ig so

[cloud kestrel]

i beat magnus

[minor spoke]

Read up

[warped vigil]

i beat you

[analog shoal]

Ma neda mi se nikako

[fossil heart]

Yup

[analog shoal]

I'm a squirrel btw

[stable olive]

My friend beat nikaru hakamura

(not lying)

Ded sirius

[peak plank]

I beat you

[warped vigil]

no you don't

[peak plank]

(total)

[candid ember]

No

[peak plank]

I won more games vs you

(if you count the li blitz games we played of reti)

[peak plank]

Including li games smh

You only beat me once in a Mohit arena

[warped vigil]

those aren't on the record so they don't count

[cloud kestrel]

what is your rating on chess.com

[peak plank]

Oh wait that's not how that works

[warped vigil]

I deny they exist

[vivid yoke]

is birds opening good

[peak plank]

Yes but I have ur lichess username

[warped vigil]

3400

uh oh

[peak plank]

Only if you can play it correctly

[cloud kestrel]

you mean minus 3400

[peak plank]

300 higher than Jacob (in blitz)

Oh wait maybe 400

[warped vigil]

💀

how'bout your uscf

[peak plank]

That's makes me 3700 by the law of syllogism

[peak plank]

👀

[warped vigil]

1400?

[sage light]

Any fellow benko gambit enjoyers

[analog shoal]

I respect that

[peak plank]

Oh no I have to go eat dinner so I can answer you question how unfortunate

(def not ~1800)

[warped vigil]

hmmmmmmmm

[stable olive]

3000-2000+1000-2000+500-300+200-100+300+222+330+3x=?

(4x+2sqr+3x)=4

Solve for X and add it to get my rating

[minor spoke]

Dude it’s like 1 message up

[warped vigil]

.

(me jumping in when no one asked )

[drowsy crest]

Too ez

[sage light]

what the hell

[stable olive]

Fy n fm but not fh

[glossy radish]

h

[minor spoke]

U did jump in and also put so much effort into investigating, unity is a lazy bum

[minor spoke]

e

[glossy radish]

l

[warped vigil]

dgehog

[minor spoke]

…

[minor spoke]

l.

It’s over

[glossy radish]

i wanted helium

[minor spoke]

Ur voice is already alien like

Why do u wanna add helium

[glossy radish]

fym alien like

[minor spoke]

💀

Oopsies

[glossy radish]

nah pls continue kind sir

[minor spoke]

Bri’ish

[glossy radish]

fym british

[minor spoke]

Nah say it right

[glossy radish]

i’m not british and i do NOT have a british accent

i’m american

[minor spoke]

Cappo

Also cappo

[rustic mirage]

Made an alternative chesscom streamer logo what yall think

[glossy radish]

IM AMERICAN

[grim edge]

no you should've gone up 151 elo

[peak plank]

I can agree

[candid ember]

why not keep going

[peak plank]

You do sound American and so do I that's fine

[glossy radish]

yeah but coco says i sound british 💀

[fossil heart]

I still have a lot of fun without Alkohol you should try do something crazy sometime

[candid ember]

what message

[fossil heart]

I am an adrenaline addicted😂

[warped vigil]

I play the Alkoholine Defense

[candid ember]

dont play e4 than

[grim edge]

that makes it easier tbh

[candid ember]

play 1 nf3

[glossy radish]

he lives on mars

[minor spoke]

Mars

[peak plank]

[minor spoke]

Wait I’m legit not, I leave discord open in bg lol

[earnest stag]

Hello everyone

[minor spoke]

<@&745328830649991179> username

[earnest stag]

aight

[candid ember]

why u care about his user

[grim edge]

poor man just said hi and about to get banned

[earnest stag]

fr

[lapis stratus]

1 d4 is life

[grim edge]

if you live in north korea

[onyx condor]

g4 on top

[minor spoke]

Wait why

UNITY R U STUPID WHAT IS 17 AM

Why r u so desperately searching

[glossy radish]

aa

i’m losing my voice

[glossy radish]

he’s stupid ignore his stupidity

[lapis stratus]

At least F4

[glossy radish]

actually if you ignore that you’d be ignoring him altogether

[lapis stratus]

Birds opening kinda nasty

[minor spoke]

Guys unity is very stoopid

Bro cannot tell time

And doesn’t know what a 24 hr clock is

[peak plank]

Just figured?

[minor spoke]

No I had to restate

[lapis stratus]

Man just played a game at 91% accuracy at apparently 2450 estimated ratings lol

[glossy radish]

i love restating

[digital phoenix]

Can I get thoughts on cr usernsme

Do I put lasagna or notlasagna

[glossy radish]

notlas

sounds cooler tbh

[digital phoenix]

Does it

[glossy radish]

are u doubting me las

[digital phoenix]

Also I have 3 letters in front for clan

[restive storm]

use Lasagnax65

[digital phoenix]

So it'd be like TRF | notlas

Hm

[digital phoenix]

Yes

[glossy radish]

[digital phoenix]

I'm still questioning that

[minor spoke]

notlas is def cooler

[grim edge]

wise words from Jamie Vardy: "Age is just a number" https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/68204873

[minor spoke]

Notlas autocorrects to morals

Which is funny

[digital phoenix]

I have the best morals

[tame hollow]

.

I hate how I am a 850 rated but play like a 1.3k

[glossy radish]

“age is just a number” -unity

[static ridge]

if u play like a 1.3k then u would be 1.3k not 850

[tame hollow]

true

[tame hollow]

go ask chess.com why I have to verse so many cheaters 😭

[grim edge]

cheaters at 850

[digital phoenix]

Alright I'll change to notlas

[static ridge]

thats crazy

[tame hollow]

They sit there sometimes

[static ridge]

excuses is crazy

[tame hollow]

dude

[grim edge]

no they don't

[static ridge]

i know i lost 100 elo just cuz i suck

[tame hollow]

I had a cheater yesterday

[static ridge]

then report them bro stop complaining

[tame hollow]

I did

[static ridge]

then likely you will either gain back the rating due to fair play or ur just mad and are saying they are cheating cuz they had a good game

on some you wont get it back tho

[peak plank]

I also had a cheater yesterday

[livid seal]

just report, the team will review it

[tame hollow]

928 rating played with a 93%

[static ridge]

how many moves

[tame hollow]

22

[digital phoenix]

That's normal

[static ridge]

yes

[digital phoenix]

Stop randomly accusing and play better

[static ridge]

93% in 22 moves just means either he played well

or u played terribly and he just found obvious moves

[tame hollow]

he had no mistakes or blunders

[static ridge]

ive played 98% with 0 innacurate 0 mistakes 0 misses and 0 blunders in 16 moves

[grim edge]

most likely you made your opponent look like a cheater

[tribal silo]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-carlsen-chess-honest-reaction-gif-13306512492287271968

[grim edge]

send us the game though!

[tame hollow]

how 💀

[static ridge]

maybe you played so that he had so many opportunities that it was physically impossible for him to make a mistake

[tame hollow]

I played like a 1k that game

so clearly it wasn’t that bad

[static ridge]

so why r u saying ur a 1.3k player

[tame hollow]

it varies

[static ridge]

chess.com rating saying is so innacurate

[digital phoenix]

Dude ur 500

[static ridge]

how do u know his rating

send me link to his acc lemme check out his "cheaters"

[digital phoenix]

500-999 I take bottom end

[static ridge]

and his playing like a "1.3k"

[digital phoenix]

I could open his profile but I'm too lazy

[static ridge]

pls do it

[digital phoenix]

Just right click his user apps profile

[static ridge]

what how do u do that

[digital phoenix]

U on computer or phone

[static ridge]

comp

[digital phoenix]

Right click on his name

Then u see the apps option

Then hover and click chess.com profile

[static ridge]

he is 850

[digital phoenix]

500 same thing

[tame hollow]

where send photos

chess-talk I guess?

[static ridge]

bro thsi guy does not play like a 1300

[static ridge]

sure no one cares

[twin moon]

Who put out a scandi course 💀

[cunning pasture]

You

[peak plank]

Yes when connected you can send images in chess ralk

[twin moon]

Ever since I started playing e4, especially in blitz I’ve seen seeing the scandi 7/10 games

[peak plank]

John Bartholomew

[peak plank]

OhWow a moon club person

[cunning pasture]

Ngl, if you study the scandi a bit you will just end up winning a lot of those games rq

[cunning pasture]

Hi

[twin moon]

Yea I probably should study, I just keep playing the same Nc3 Bc4 set up and going from there

[cunning pasture]

Nc3 Qa5 Nf3 and then immediate Ne5 is best iirc, but there are other ways of playing too

[twin moon]

Oh remote chess academy put out a scandi video a month ago

[cunning pasture]

Also there is Nc3 Qa5 Nf3 Bg4 h3 Qh5 hxg4 Qxh1 and then white wins the queen

[twin moon]

Hmm yea I’m familiar with the Bg4 trap or whatever it is

[digital phoenix]

@glossy radish notlas is done

[twin moon]

What a coincidence you say that

[glossy radish]

i meant notlasagna

[twin moon]

I thought that was the new kingdom game chess.com posted recently

[glossy radish]

💀

[digital phoenix]

Is fine it's a new thing

[glossy radish]

i’m gonna go jump

[peak plank]

There this one guy that legit just plays a Qh5 scandi in bullet with a dubious bxh3 sac

[drowsy crest]

Give up on your dreams

[twin moon]

Bro someone played that against me before 💀

[digital phoenix]

Give up on your dreams

[cunning pasture]

Give up on your dreams

[glossy radish]

what dreams

[twin moon]

I don’t think it was a scandi but I hate that I’ve seen a line similar in bullet

[peak plank]

The refutation is d4

[twin moon]

I just need to study the scandi though, since the whole point for white is to prove that he will be fine after taking on d5

[solid cairn]

IM BETTER THAN ANYONE IN HERE

FRFR

🗣️

[twin moon]

I wish I could study theory itself, not just the theory of specific openings

[solid cairn]

@twin moon 1v1 pookie

[twin moon]

I’m good rn, thanks for the invitation

[solid cairn]

:tree:

someone 1v1 me rn

[tribal silo]

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-gif-11339234860235694668

[worn ice]

ehotay (1107) vs. chakhmat (1107)

Move List

1. g3 e5 2. d4 exd4 3. Nf3 Nc6 4. c3 dxc3 5. Nxc3 Bb4 6. Bd2 Bxc3 7. Bxc3 Nf6 8. Bg2 O-O 9. Qc2 d6 10. O-O Bg4 11. h3 Bxf3 12. Bxf3 d5 13. Rfd1 Ne7 14. Bxf6 gxf6 15. e4 c6 16. exd5 cxd5 17. Rac1 Rc8 18. Qd2 Rxc1 19. Qxc1 Qd6 20. Qc3 Rc8 21. Qd4 Rc5 22. Qg4+ Ng6 23. Qf5 Ne7 24. Qg4+ Ng6 25. Re1 Kg7 26. Rd1 b6 27. Qa4 d4 28. Rxd4 Rc1+ 29. Kg2 Qe5 30. Re4 Qxb2 31. Qxa7 Rc2 32. Re2 Rxe2 33. Bxe2 Qxe2 34. Qxb6 Qe4+ 35. f3 Qe2+ 36. Qf2 Qxf2+ 37. Kxf2 Ne5 38. Ke3 Nc4+ 39. Kd4 Na5 40. a4 Kf8 41. Kc5 Ke7 42. Kb5 Nb7 43. Kb6 Nd6 44. a5 Kd7 45. a6 Nc8+ 46. Kb7 f5 47. f4 Nd6+ 48. Kb8 Nb5 49. Kb7 Kd6 50. Kb6 Nc7 51. a7 f6 52. g4 fxg4 53. hxg4 h6 54. f5 Kd7 55. Kb7 Nb5 56. a8=Q Nc7 57. [Qa4+] 

[static ridge]

nice ur 1200 now

i went all the way down to 1400 after climbing to 1500

[drowsy crest]

Blud said :🤫 ❌ 🧏‍♂️

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/yuh-huh-cat-kruh-cat-kruh-silly-cat-gif-10813258442275288528

[solid cairn]

bruh

rip

[static ridge]

ya

[glossy radish]

yuh yuh yuh yuh!

[tribal silo]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-dies-gif-21956120

[solid cairn]

well get better fr

[static ridge]

crazy

[nocturne elk]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/894433628694663180/1190033029666717796/ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif

[blazing field]

can anyone tell me what song this guy is playing??

[grim edge]

Hotel California

[blazing field]

thx your a real one

[grim edge]

Anytime

[blazing field]

cuz im bouta learn dis shiiitttt on guitar

[grim edge]

It's an amazing classic rock song good choice

[blazing field]

i been trying to learn sweet child of mine solo by slash

i got pretty far but im kinda bad

[silver tangle]

I AMM.....a chess player

[grim edge]

how many years have you been playing?

[silver tangle]

u saying ur bad

i am 800 rated

and i have been paying for 2 months

*playing

[blazing field]

not long... i played 3 years ago but im trying to relearn everything

@grim edge

[grim edge]

if that's the case then you already made good progress tbf

[blazing field]

THX

[tribal silo]

https://tenor.com/view/genshin-genshin-impact-noelle-sigma-sigma-male-gif-22457105

[proven swift]

Cd

[nocturne elk]

most certainly not💀

[proven swift]

C deez nutz

[nocturne elk]

when 👀

[proven swift]

Yow? Wtf?

Want to see deez nutz?

[tribal silo]

https://tenor.com/view/caught-in-4k-gif-6887071307252446127

[nocturne elk]

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/the-grinch-evil-smile-creepy-smile-gif-7618321

[grim edge]

does anyone have a good resource on 1. fundamentals of chess and 2. chess openings

[tribal silo]

Do you want a lobotomy?

[nocturne elk]

[warped vigil]

Hi Daily

[tribal silo]

[cedar osprey]

try searching in #1039982616159465595 and #💬〡improvement-talk there are lots of good resources and help

[grim edge]

perfect, thank you

[tribal silo]

Edp tbh

[vivid ledge]

i wanna make a song

title is something like

thoughtless chess

[nocturne elk]

💀

bbro is yung elo

[tribal silo]

Lil blunder

[nocturne elk]

lil brillie

[tribal silo]

[vivid ledge]

whats a brillie

[nocturne elk]

[nova juniper]

I hit 2100 yesterday!!

[nocturne elk]

** **

[nova juniper]

Rapid

[tribal silo]

How did blud do that

[nocturne elk]

HAHAH

https://tenor.com/view/the-grinch-evil-smile-creepy-smile-gif-7618321

[tribal silo]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-edp-huh-what-shocked-wow-gif-17151607

[nocturne elk]

just ctrl - to zoom out

make it smol

[tribal silo]

what about big text

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/misinformation-spreading-spreading-misinformation-online-gif-4543841945782036495

[nocturne elk]

i forgor

[tribal silo]

Bluds username is getting smaller and smaller

[nocturne elk]

u know what else is getting smaller and smaller

my rating
after some 1900+ stole my 2 points with a "friendly match"

[tribal silo]

Your elo

[nocturne elk]

omg

bro saw

bob

[tribal silo]

B̶̂̿l̸̑͠ử̵d̶̑̋ ̸̛̆ċ̶̃a̴͂nt read th̷͑͛i̸̖̒s̷͐ at al̈́̓l̷̽̌

Nooooooooooo

[nocturne elk]

ant reading allat

🐜

[tribal silo]

Its not working

[nocturne elk]

wtf i can barely see this emoji

[tribal silo]

Why?

[nocturne elk]

dark mode

[tribal silo]

I am using fark mode

[nocturne elk]

eggs cues me?

[tribal silo]

How cant you see the ant

[nocturne elk]

litre leee the same colour as the bg almost

maybe my OS

screenshot yours

[tribal silo]

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-gif-11339234860235694668

[nocturne elk]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1011421487791616100/1179258453475217529/letmeout.gif

[vivid ledge]

help

[nocturne elk]

[vivid ledge]

how to find a chess pardner

[drowsy crest]

if I see this guy again istg I will eat my shirt

[vivid ledge]

give me love advice or smth

[nocturne elk]

howdie pardner

[solid cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-gif-11339234860235694668

[nocturne elk]

stream it

[drowsy crest]

I am eating my shirt

[nocturne elk]

mr sir this is a wendy's

[nocturne elk]

that name sounds familiar

is that the professor dude who became a criminal

[serene lava]

possibly

[nocturne elk]

ah yes the unabomber

[glossy radish]

@peak plank psttt u online?

[void fjord]

Beat em

Only reason I don’t have friends is because I always loose to them in chess😢

[vivid ledge]

Im finding someone stronger than me, I like wanna play a lot of with him/her

[nocturne elk]

wait why lol what is wrong with losing

[void fjord]

I’m joking 🙃 but tbh with many of my past relationships making mistakes was not an option😭

[void fjord]

Good luck with that🫡

[vivid ledge]

im just joking with the love advice 😦

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-dies-gif-21956120

[nocturne elk]

what kind of mistakes

[vivid ledge]

im 1800 on chess.com, played a bit on otb tournament

[nocturne elk]

maybe u can ask in the chat for your rating bracket? since most ppl arent at that level or higher out here

[void fjord]

I told the one friend I didn’t like their swearing and I may have drawn a slightly overweight girl 💀😭

[vivid ledge]

alright

[void fjord]

And then I may have honked a horn in someone’s ear and blew their eardrum out 💀😂

[nocturne elk]

the first one seems reasonable
i dont get the second one

i would not swear around anyone who told me they are not comfortable

not too hard

[void fjord]

They didn’t really ever communicate how self conscious they were and I never picked up on that

And I said something also but I forgot what it was so it probably wasn’t a huge deal but you know… some people just like some drama

Also most of our communication was threw texting and I think tone is reall difficult to understand online

I hope not

I had/have no interest in dating

[supple kettle]

[humble hound]

hey

[void fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/indian-native-american-knifeman-william-knifeman-gif-25048706

[cerulean stirrup]

Guys

I want to improve

[void fjord]

Reservation dogs best show in history pun intended

[cerulean stirrup]

But I don't know where to start

[nocturne elk]

learn something every day at random

[grim edge]

Yeh sure, please dm

[drowsy crest]

start by deleting chesc*m

[cerulean stirrup]

Chess. Com?

[drowsy crest]

yes

[cerulean stirrup]

What next

[void fjord]

Damn love chescum 😔

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Arrjuneshwar (arrjuneshwar)

This is the Chess.com profile of arrjuneshwar. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Arrjuneshwar (arrjuneshwar)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1165 (peak)
Blitz: 1515 (peak)
Bullet: 1621 (peak)

[drowsy crest]

💀

[nocturne elk]

bruh the server mob bout to be all over u

[void fjord]

Tbh idk what I even said but whatever

[arctic lion]

hi guys

[void fjord]

Is it ches scum or chess come?

[digital phoenix]

I can feel the chess come

[mystic stream]

🤨

[digital phoenix]

Inside

[void fjord]

🗿

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> marshmellowmanlol

This is the Chess.com profile of marshmellowmanlol. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2103 (peak)
Blitz: 1436 (1484 peak)
Bullet: 1594 (1740 peak)

[arctic lion]

2130 nice

2103 i mean

[nova juniper]

I js hit it yesterday

Happy I hit it before 15

[glossy radish]

[vivid ledge]

at 16 I hit 2000 on rapid, stuck at 1800, howd u get to 2100?

[nova juniper]

Well currently I hit it because of my coach (gm)

[nocturne elk]

nice

[nova juniper]

But hitting 2000 was rough. I was just playing and didn’t have an understanding strongly

[nocturne elk]

how long did u take to get to 2k cc rapid

from scratch

[nova juniper]

I think to hit 2000, it is easy as long as you understand. If you can really try to understand what u are doing and why then u should get it

Also massive intuition helps a LOT

From scratch nearly a year

That’s 2100

A little less for 2k

[nocturne elk]

oh but with coach

[nova juniper]

I just got the coach after 2000

[nocturne elk]

oh nice

[nova juniper]

I met him at my first otb tournament

And my dad thought it was better than the other guy I was thinking about

Travis scott

[vivid ledge]

care for a game?

[nova juniper]

It’s too late I have school in the morning I’m supposed to be asleep lmao

FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN

Yes

10:50

[nocturne elk]

dam i am 13 hours ahead

almost noon

[digital phoenix]

Same

[nova juniper]

No pa

[digital phoenix]

Paris

[vivid ledge]

pm?

[nova juniper]

Yes

Yeah I’m close to there

[digital phoenix]

Philadelphia

Buck up bucko

[nova juniper]

No

[digital phoenix]

Yes

[nova juniper]

Ok

[digital phoenix]

I'm from Washington

[nova juniper]

Is it true that you guys all have white hair and wood teeth in honor of George Washington

[nocturne elk]

that would b the same time zone right lul

[tall goblet]

washingtown*

[digital phoenix]

Yes I also live in the white house and it's joever

[nocturne elk]

yuh mr migrate we meet again

[tall goblet]

yo bro

[tall goblet]

u changed ur name right?

i couldnt recognise u

[nocturne elk]

yup haha

[nova juniper]

Not legally 🗣️🗣️

Choose one, grünfeld or kings Indian

[tall goblet]

in chesstalk channel all are dead 💀

[nocturne elk]

yeah lol

aaaa

[nova juniper]

I live in Georgetown

[tall goblet]

hey china, where is that singapore guy

[nocturne elk]

which one

[nova juniper]

Georgetown

[nocturne elk]

fobby?

[tall goblet]

idr his name but i know he is a singaporean

[nocturne elk]

i mean i am too lol

[tall goblet]

Corona*

[nocturne elk]

💀

based

[tall goblet]

do u wash ur sperms?(pants)

[lament jacinth]

Wtf

[nocturne elk]

oh i remember that quote

[nova juniper]

I vacuum them (pants)

[nocturne elk]

i said scrubby scrub lol

[tall goblet]

bathroom cleanner

[nova juniper]

(Pants)

[tall goblet]

do u wash them?

[nova juniper]

Wash what

[nocturne elk]

scrub under the microscope and put them back in

[tall goblet]

pants

[nova juniper]

Ah I see

[tall goblet]

okay, what water do u drink?

bath water?

[nova juniper]

Of course ! Just after I scrub down my neuralink chip

No

Bottled

[tall goblet]

oh okay u drink sewage water

[nova juniper]

Affirmative

Ok I need to go to sleep

[tall goblet]

have nightfall

[nova juniper]

Catch ya on the flip side gang 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😎😎😎😎😎😎☝️☝️☝️☝️

Max, out! 💯💯💯💯🗿🗿

[tall goblet]

hey poggies r u online?

[peak plank]

Not bad for a fort knox

[tall goblet]

rating?

[nocturne elk]

[lusty barn]

nuget

[fickle ingot]

i just found the most tricky line in the philidor

[nocturne elk]

oh me

i was searching for the message jn

[grim edge]

what do i play as white aftyer e4 e5

[digital phoenix]

nf3

d4

f4

Nc3

g3

[grim edge]

not single move, actual plans and openings

trying to learn

[nocturne elk]

sconch

[dreamy siren]

Oh no! the design of ruthless emotional manipulation

[nocturne elk]

gucci piano

[stable mirage]

hi starky

[nocturne elk]

[dreamy siren]

Hi

[grim edge]

i love the gucci piano, however im not black. Maybe I should play sconch then?

[dreamy siren]

It has deceived so many poor people 😦 it's so sad

What's up @stable mirage

[nocturne elk]

wait isnt it white too

[stable mirage]

nothing just saying hi

[winter ridge]

Hi starky

[dreamy siren]

Hi

[grim edge]

one drop rule

[hoary galleon]

I didn't know that there's a Gucci piano exist there

[winter ridge]

He’s like 2000-2100

[fickle ingot]

NB5!!

ok wth is this

[dreamy siren]

You've got to be trolling

[dreamy siren]

bait

[nova verge]

Hi chat

[fickle ingot]

ye the line is crazy

[winter ridge]

How’s life

[fickle ingot]

insane stuff

[dreamy siren]

Eh, can't be that good as long as I know there's still deceived people out there who genuinely think brilliants matter but doing as well as I can with that unfortunate knowledge

Shoot with how overwhelmed with negative emotions I've been over the fact that there's so many deceived members of the chess youth out there I could unfortunately die from this. Being away from discord is seriously hard knowing how many deceived people I probably missed out on helping 😦

[nocturne elk]

how bro get that board colour

[dreamy siren]

Very typical emotional manipulation attempt by the corporate greedy marketers of chess.com

[peak plank]

I got a brilliant move 😄

[dreamy siren]

The settings

[nocturne elk]

i never seen this one before

ohh

[finite jasper]

Is this brilliant?

[dreamy siren]

troll

[nocturne elk]

also cant white just take the beeshop

[finite jasper]

What about this

Nxb7 Qxb7 W

lol

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-surprised-gasp-what-cat-shock-gif-635629308990545194

[finite jasper]

🗿

[dreamy siren]

?

nah it was me cause I made a mistake in what I said

[finite jasper]

Blunder

[peak plank]

😭

[dreamy siren]

I deleted my original comment cause I forgot the fact that Nxe4 needed to be calculated. Anyways brilliant is still an over-exaggeration. I'd say great though cause brilliant should be like really really impressive but closer than most it's just a matter of calculation here that's not super deep cause the 2 lines are all forcing. My personal assesment is great is a fair adjective for that not brilliant

[naive smelt]

hi guys

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/yuh-huh-cat-kruh-cat-kruh-silly-cat-gif-10813258442275288528

[dreamy siren]

I feel genuinely bad for the people who genuinely care about brilliants and actually think it's a reasonable thing to do to send them to random strangers on the internet in hopes that they impress them. I want to help those people cause they really need to be helped

[restive storm]

not otb chess

bro said every game

[finite jasper]

So you think that forcing lines should be seen as less brilliant? What if the first move is hard to see? Just curious not tryna disagree

[dreamy siren]

It's a matter of how hard it is to see cause the words like great, brilliant, excellent, good, etc. are supposed to represent levels of impressiveness aka difficulty to find

So a move can be somewhat hard to see but not brilliant

[dreamy siren]

maybe hard enough to justify the word excellent

[finite jasper]

Ando

Slowly

[torpid lintel]

i made a draw!

[restive storm]

It is an observation that your assessment of the quote "Every game is a pixel game if you zoom in enough" contains key exploitable content, thus making it an inaccurate statement.

[dreamy siren]

Let me guess an opening where white allowed a sacrifice that lead to an advantage for black then since black had a big advantage it was easier for them to finish off in the middlegame, hence the great label for the middlegame? So sad that a beginner may see that and think they're on a 2500 level just cause their opponent missed something 😦 it's the word we're living in

[peak plank]

XD

[grim edge]

Oh wtf

[dreamy siren]

By chess.com's standards the pirc may as well be brilliant. Heck let's just call the grob brilliant screw it!

[normal hatch]

Both bad

[scenic whale]

Anything but the caro is brilliant

[dreamy siren]

Fair enough. Caro is trash 🙂