💬〡general-off-topic

[noble widget]

it doesn’t matter

[white sorrel]

i am also rated

[proven drift]

I was kidding man don't take me seriously

[keen parrot]

im a 1200 in life

[valid dock]

Zel you sound familiar

[tall goblet]

Titled?

[proven drift]

Chill out I always elo shame

[noble widget]

I’m not rated

[noble widget]

You also sound familiar

[proven drift]

Ya he kinda looks like the admin from chess academy

[noble widget]

Are you rated?

[white sorrel]

eve n im higher

[proven drift]

Uh on fide?

[valid dock]

No no, he is one of the leader of a obligarchy

[noble widget]

Just in general

[proven drift]

I see wow such a coincidence

[noble widget]

Sus

[proven drift]

Ah yes I was like 1500 on my main

[valid dock]

sus

[tall goblet]

i am 1500 on FIDE

[proven drift]

Sus

[white sorrel]

show

[ebon sphinx]

cats soks

[ebon sphinx]

SUB TO ROHANFORTNITEGAMER8373382

[grim edge]

Why did zax quit discord

[white sorrel]

he said he was busy

[proven drift]

He got a life

Unlike u

[ebon sphinx]

ZAX SUCKS ROHANFORTNITEGAMER IS BETTER SUB TO ME

[valid dock]

Unlike everyone that sees this message

[grim edge]

U literally do not see me on discord nowadays

[ebon sphinx]

finally the dare is complete

[valid dock]

Including me

[proven drift]

Lmao

[steep kernel]

light mode>>

[proven drift]

Ur always online

[grim edge]

i only use it to call with friends

[valid dock]

I saw u yesterday

[proven drift]

I'm always looking at everyone from the corner of my eyes

[grim edge]

Do i know you

[steep kernel]

this is how I use discord

[valid dock]

The real question is do u know me

[grim edge]

? Not really

[proven drift]

AHHHHHHHHH

RUNNN

[grim edge]

Im quite busy irl nowadays too

[proven drift]

U are

[steep kernel]

I'm joking btw

[proven drift]

What the hell is ur name

[grim edge]

i cant convince u ig cest la vie

[valid dock]

Dark mode helps me develop night vision

[grim edge]

Idk

[proven drift]

It couldn't have been more cringe tbh

[valid dock]

I am convinced u can look at the sun

[grim edge]

but case in point i do have a life

[pliant charm]

but you can already look at the sun

[proven drift]

...ok u win that one

[proven drift]

...ur pfp looks familiar

[nimble niche]

what are you doing here?

[pliant charm]

I wonder

[valid dock]

To find a mare

[proven drift]

Ahhh yes it's the game theory guy

[pliant charm]

💯

[valid dock]

That would take effort

Imagine using your neck muscle just to look at something that hurts your eye

[lone zenith]

no it wouldnt your just lazy 🔥

[lone zenith]

stay hard

[proven drift]

That will just cause blindness nothing else

[pliant charm]

that's called moving your head around

[proven drift]

Anyways

[valid dock]

Damn

[proven drift]

My time has come

[crimson kraken]

guys, I need an idea for a simple CMD-line game

very simple
like, I can program in about 5 hours

colors and everything

[grim edge]

Hello, chess people!

Is this thing on?

[pliant charm]

no

[grim edge]

Were those his first words

[grim edge]

seek help

[crimson kraken]

I like how some people need to seek help before getting a girlfriend

[clear night]

Egg

[tired forum]

gambit

[clear night]

OMG Levi Roseman!!! Bigg fan pls gib GM.

[tired forum]

I can't give something I don't have lol

[clear night]

):

[pliant charm]

give him gm

[keen parrot]

real

[crimson kraken]

I mean, am I wrong?

[clear night]

I hate being trusted

[lone zenith]

i dont trust you bbg 😭

[clear night]

I want gween role.

[echo kestrel]

Username?

I've played Levy more than all y'all lolll

[echo kestrel]

Username?

[clear night]

ok

[echo kestrel]

Impossible

[grim edge]

What username?

[clear night]

Wait lemme create account. I don't play chess. Idek why I joined here.

[oblique tiger]

GESTUR?

ITS BEEN 3 YEARS

unless ur a different gestur

[echo kestrel]

Yours

[oblique tiger]

in which case what are the odds of another chess player being named gestur

[echo kestrel]

@pseudo otter @valid dock Pretty high

[oblique tiger]

oh

[keen parrot]

send da username

[oblique tiger]

the first gestur is the one i know

cruh

[echo kestrel]

Frr

[keen parrot]

she still hasnt sent it

[echo kestrel]

How depressing

[clear night]

Is that guy like a serial killer or smth? Why he ask for everyone's username. Sus.

[echo kestrel]

Username?

[keen parrot]

Username?

[vale frost]

Why are yall gay

[keen parrot]

im not

you are gay for millie

[vale frost]

Rainbow pawn

[vale frost]

Kidding

[vale frost]

I am forced against my own will

[echo kestrel]

You should see #2200-or-higher

[keen parrot]

"forced"

[keen parrot]

2200+ chat?

[echo kestrel]

Yes

[cobalt sorrel]

Hi all

[keen parrot]

it's no access for me cause i don't have rating rolr enabled

[vague burrow]

ikr

[vague burrow]

damn how to disable it

it would be so cool

[keen parrot]

try /privacy

[clear night]

I hate trusted role

[kind hawk]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[cobalt sorrel]

Rainbow pawn = supporting all sorts of orientations
Rainbow pawn doesnt necessarily mean a person is gay
Hope you learnt something new!

[echo kestrel]

Username?

[kind hawk]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[cobalt sorrel]

Why?

[vague burrow]

oh damn

[digital phoenix]

nah gay

[clear night]

Because I wnat the gween role UwU

[vague burrow]

not working

[cobalt sorrel]

bruh

[white sorrel]

nice 99.4

[vague burrow]

wow dont

[echo kestrel]

What does "all sorts of orientations" mean??

[vague burrow]

crazyy

[cobalt sorrel]

lol you just joined bro
wait for a while to get dat beautiful green role :)

[clear night]

Username?

[vague burrow]

now I am certified 800

[echo kestrel]

Togishere

[clear night]

No. I joined last year

2 June 2023

[echo kestrel]

Actually June 1st 2023

So you lied

[cobalt sorrel]

Boy to Boy
Boy to Girl
Girl to Girl
Boy to Attack helicopter
Girl to Attack helicopter
No attraction to any gender whatsoever
And many more

[clear night]

No. 2 June

[cobalt sorrel]

💀

[echo kestrel]

No. June 1st

[echo kestrel]

Wow

[clear night]

It says 2 June in my prof

[echo kestrel]

Wait what if you detransition from an attack helicopter?

What can you become? 🤔

[echo kestrel]

It literally says June 1st

[clear night]

No it doesn't. It says 2 June

[cobalt sorrel]

You become a lowly species known as a human
Who is no match for the superior Attack helicopter

[echo kestrel]

There is clear proof is shows June 1st

[cobalt sorrel]

[clear night]

Bozo your time zone ugly

[white sorrel]

timezones exist

[clear night]

If I had image perms I would prove it.

[echo kestrel]

And so do dates

[cobalt sorrel]

shows june 2 in mine bro

[echo kestrel]

Hahahaha but you don't so I'm right cuz I have proof

[nimble niche]

says second for me

[echo kestrel]

Dang that's wild...

[clear night]

Atleast I am good at roblox

[echo kestrel]

Welp nobody has proof so I'm right and you're all wrong

[echo kestrel]

Value check rn. How much you got in limited items? I guarantee I got more than you

[tawdry shuttle]

bro u actually play the "ur ass" gambit?

[cobalt sorrel]

I challenge you to touch grass
Noob

[glacial fulcrum]

El Pain 💀

[echo kestrel]

Yes

[glacial fulcrum]

Lmao

[clear night]

I love u

[echo kestrel]

How much value do you have in roblox limiteds?

[cobalt sorrel]

Ah, a fellow follower of the greatest motor sport.

[white sorrel]

100k

[clear night]

I have 0 limiteds.

[grave wasp]

are you genuinely debating with them over this

[echo kestrel]

Lol I got 88K. Seems I'm even better than you at roblox

[white sorrel]

i just sold all

[glacial fulcrum]

Rate your shock when you found out about Hamilton to Ferrari from 1 to 44

[grave wasp]

there are much better ways to waste your time

[clear night]

I am #1 in Blade Ball Practice

[cobalt sorrel]

45

[echo kestrel]

K that graph looks sorta USD

[glacial fulcrum]

Same bro

Guy just broke F1

[white sorrel]

ye i sold my limiteds for usd

[cobalt sorrel]

Join formuladank discord
People still shocked there
Though im not a Hamilton fan

[cobalt sorrel]

lululululul

[glacial fulcrum]

Okay

[echo kestrel]

Dang I knew it

[white sorrel]

projected items be like

[echo kestrel]

Yeah uhh... a lot of people don't think my graph is legit. It's a lil goofy

[echo kestrel]

Daang

[clear night]

I hate this. This is chess server not roblox.

[white sorrel]

so change your name

[clear night]

No

[white sorrel]

ur bad at both roblox and chess

[clear night]

No

[white sorrel]

i sell robux for usd

[echo kestrel]

Wow

[white sorrel]

but im broke

but richer than roblox > chess

i cant focus in chess tbh im in a game rn

[clear night]

Pls stop bullying me and being rude ):

[white sorrel]

life is tough

[stark kayak]

take the king 🔥

[clear night]

Illegal move. I am soooo good at chess wowwwww.

[gleaming sparrow]

what the-

[echo kestrel]

Username?

[white sorrel]

na i saced and i won

most probrobly

[echo kestrel]

Black is winning here

[clear night]

Ikr

[white sorrel]

Yh i blundered

[echo kestrel]

Wow

[clear night]

But isn't this cheating?

[white sorrel]

i already lost

[clear night]

Ok phew

[white sorrel]

even this was a blunder tho

[echo kestrel]

Yeah it looks like one

[white sorrel]

but if gxf5 Rde1?

[echo kestrel]

Wth does that do?

[white sorrel]

mate

[clear night]

Ur literally 1450

[white sorrel]

ru 3000?

[echo kestrel]

Fr, he's insanely bad

[echo kestrel]

Ng5

[clear night]

No but I am 2600

[echo kestrel]

Username?

[white sorrel]

username

[clear night]

Ok

[echo kestrel]

Impossible

[clear night]

(I lied)

[echo kestrel]

I can tell

[clear night]

But in puzzles?

[echo kestrel]

Username?

[clear night]

My username is Hikaru

[echo kestrel]

Dang you tilted, how are you 2600??

[white sorrel]

2600 puzzles is not that hard

[echo kestrel]

Yeah fr it's so easy

[hasty cove]

Hi

[clear night]

I don't have a membership

[echo kestrel]

Username?

[hasty cove]

Wanna have a bullet match with me???

[echo kestrel]

Yes

[white sorrel]

whats your username

[hasty cove]

Lets goo bruh

Lichess

[white sorrel]

if ur under my rating why are you yapping

[hasty cove]

fortecimo

[clear night]

I am higher rated than you but I am rusty

[hasty cove]

@echo kestrel

[clear night]

Wait I will connect though I wanted the green role badly

[white sorrel]

whats your rating then

[clear night]

Rapid?

[hasty cove]

Challenge me

[white sorrel]

ok yes

[clear night]

Lichess?

[hasty cove]

👀

[echo kestrel]

Username?

[clear night]

Ok

[echo kestrel]

Impossible

[hasty cove]

Fortecimo

[white sorrel]

just say your rating if ur lower than me is fine lol

[echo kestrel]

2208

[clear night]

Lichess or chesscom?

[white sorrel]

both

[clear night]

1500 lichess

[echo kestrel]

Dang that's low

K so that's 1100 chess.com

[hasty cove]

No one wanna play?

[clear night]

1600 Chesscom

[echo kestrel]

Lie

[white sorrel]

u cant be 1500 lichess and 1600 cc

even im 1800 lichess

[bright glade]

its possible if you dont play equally

[echo kestrel]

I'm 1600 lichess 2150 chess.com

[clear night]

I have no games played on lichess

[white sorrel]

whats your username

[clear night]

I use lichess because it's analysis is free.

[tall goblet]

hi

[hasty cove]

Sigh

[white sorrel]

on chess.com

[hasty cove]

I thoufht someone wanted to fight me

[echo kestrel]

I'm so good

[echo kestrel]

So how are you 1500?

[bright glade]

real

[clear night]

Because that's the default elo I started with

[white sorrel]

whats your chess.com username

[clear night]

Ok

[echo kestrel]

Impossible

[white sorrel]

ok is not your username

[vague burrow]

shut up

[vague burrow]

i smell cap

[clear night]

How tf do I connect?

[vague burrow]

./connect

[echo kestrel]

First you need to make a chess.com account

[white sorrel]

yh this guy is like 300 he plays roblox and he has less robux than me too bad i make money from it he asks for his parents money thats crazy u lie about your rating is fine if your rating is low but if you lie is not right you should get punished by god amen

[clear night]

I am f2p

[white sorrel]

same

[clear night]

Also, me no lie.

[white sorrel]

so what is your username

[vague burrow]

he is deff 200

[clear night]

Yay

[echo kestrel]

Alr good, then tell me the meaning of life

[clear night]

I connected

[echo kestrel]

Username?

[clear night]

Ok

[vague burrow]

LMFAOO

BRO IS 1600

[echo kestrel]

Impossible

[echo kestrel]

LOL he's clearly not

[white sorrel]

atomicalpacaee is u?

[clear night]

Yeeaaaa

[vague burrow]

he is

[clear night]

But now I don't get green role…

[vague burrow]

no rating = no green role

[dark pumice]

is there a support palestine role? like the ukraine ones

[vague burrow]

nope

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6NMqeF0Ssmi7d3dSUqnOFf?si=t3WYQh_aRGe3dCs6rVZWQg&context=spotify%3Asearch%3Adance%2Byou

[vague burrow]

nah

who tf deleted that

[dark pumice]

💀

[wicked basin]

Bro 💀 what's your name

[clear night]

My real name?

[wicked basin]

Yeah

[clear night]

Ok

[oblique tiger]

bro lost one game

[vague burrow]

are ur parents like totally ret*rded

[clear night]

Ok

[wicked basin]

[echo kestrel]

Ahh dang that sucks, looks like you won't be here much longer lol

[clear night]

Yes. I gtg

See ya next year ig

I just remembered my discord password.

[wicked basin]

Everyone asking me not to learn any gambit or anything but want me to learn after 1k elo then hiw do I reach 1k elo without loosing

[echo kestrel]

So you're admitting to having an alt?

[supple imp]

Geometry dash is making me want to scream racist slurs at the top of my lungs

[clear night]

On discord, yes.

[silent quest]

Play better

[echo kestrel]

In the server?

[wicked basin]

Bro how 😭

[clear night]

Not in this server

[silent quest]

Dont blunder

[clear night]

But I do on the BBP server.

[supple imp]

Just follow principles, that gets you to 1600

[wicked basin]

I'm too stupid for this game

[wicked basin]

What principles

[supple imp]

Agreed

[silent quest]

Go back to the basics

[supple imp]

Develope fast, king safety before attacking, active piece placement, activity, don't block your pieces, etc.

[wicked basin]

After opening and casting what do I do in the middle game how do I start the attack safely that's the hard part I don't understand

[blazing field]

BRUH

[rain trout]

yo

[clear night]

No

[echo kestrel]

Don't castle. Just go for it

[supple imp]

Use pawns + piece activity

[wicked basin]

Bro I touched my screen fr

[silent quest]

That depends on your opponents position

[echo kestrel]

Castling screws it all up then you can't castle

[blazing field]

lol

[clear night]

Same

[supple imp]

That's the worst advice ever

Bro is actively hoping for his downfall

[echo kestrel]

Bud I'm a Duras player. I just go for it

[blazing field]

carful you might et bit lol

[echo kestrel]

Rating check

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> togishere

This is the Chess.com profile of togishere. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2208 (peak)
Blitz: 2155 (2215 peak)
Bullet: 2200 (2217 peak)

[wicked basin]

[clear night]

Wow

[supple imp]

I mean you're not like that good

Only a bit better than me

[clear night]

I will be 2000 in approximately 5 years if I try hard

[echo kestrel]

Sure I am

[echo kestrel]

Jeez you're slower than me

[rain trout]

@supple imp connect your account

[wicked basin]

Trust me in a month il be 2k 😭

[supple imp]

(Cap if get adopted I'm a washed 1900)

[supple imp]

It took me like 10 months

[silent quest]

That's the most hilarious shi I've ever heard

[wicked basin]

Ik 😭

[supple imp]

No

[echo kestrel]

Bro it took me 12 years

[rain trout]

possible in one year

[wicked basin]

Why not 5 days

[supple imp]

Ye but at the end of the day you're 2200 and still better than me

[echo kestrel]

Yepp 🙂

[wicked basin]

Fr? Were u playing consistently

[echo kestrel]

Yeppp. Always have been

[wicked basin]

Oh then I think it's 30 years for me

[silent quest]

Didn't you start when you were a kid or sum

[echo kestrel]

Took me 7 years to reach 1000

[clear night]

I lost to an 1100 twitch streamer 2 days ago

[echo kestrel]

Yeah I started at 4 lol

It took me 7 years to get to 1000 😦

[flint fox]

time management go brr

[wicked basin]

I started at 10 playing irl on 1v1 with people and also tournaments but I quit

[clear night]

I am faster (: I got 1k in a year

[wicked basin]

Wait for it il do it in 4 days

[echo kestrel]

Dang that's slow

[clear night]

But I got from 600 to 800 in 2 hours.

[silent quest]

Took me 3 months

[echo kestrel]

Wild

I've gone from 2180 to 1853 in 2 days before

[wicked basin]

If I win a 2k elo player on cc I get +1k probably 💀 but impossible

[clear night]

That's even better

[silent quest]

No you dont get that much

[clear night]

I have beaten a 1900 (now 2000) thrice in a matchup of 7 games.

[wicked basin]

I'm 400 elo

When I played with a 1k player it said 655+ for win

[silent quest]

Damn

[echo kestrel]

I've beaten a GM 5 times in 9 total games

[clear night]

Crazy rating deviation

[nocturne elk]

wtf

[wicked basin]

He won and got +2

[flint fox]

"by timeout"

[wicked basin]

💀 ☠️

[wicked basin]

That's still a win

[kind breach]

Why I get 8/9+ on 350 elo

[clear night]

Idk how to win rook endgames up a pawn or two.

[echo kestrel]

This is the only game where I've technically won

Still flagged, but was winning the whole game

[flint fox]

i honestly love pawn endgames only cause there's nothing else stopping you from promoting aside from the king

[clear night]

You sir are a legend. I blunder king and pawn endgames regularly.

[stable mirage]

hi furry

[grim edge]

2000 GM is interessant

[flint fox]

hi star

[flint fox]

There's a 2k gm??

I thought gm was like 2.5k

[echo kestrel]

Frr

[echo kestrel]

Yeah

[stable mirage]

average 100 year old

[nocturne elk]

maybe hes 70

[echo kestrel]

https://www.chess.com/member/vica56

He's 2000 blitz rn

[oblique tiger]

god damn i just realized 2014 was 10 years ago

[oblique tiger]

what about this man?

[echo kestrel]

He's a GM

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> chimmytheanalyzer

This is the Chess.com profile of chimmytheanalyzer. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 466 (945 peak)
Blitz: 343 (1009 peak)
Bullet: 377 (1198 peak)

[oblique tiger]

cool

[echo kestrel]

Rated 2000 in blitz

[flint fox]

lmao

[oblique tiger]

aurghh

[echo kestrel]

What a graph

[oblique tiger]

jesus

hes hardstuck \

dude its prolly cuz the 56 in his name means 1956 and hes like 68 or sm

[nocturne elk]

looks like a field of grass

[echo kestrel]

Yeah he's probably 68

[nimble niche]

gurevich is also born in 56

and he destroyed me in less than 20 moves

[echo kestrel]

God dang I love playing bullet

Everyone gets banned

[silent quest]

💀

[clear night]

How can someone get banned from bullet?

[stable mirage]

bots

[echo kestrel]

Many ways

[clear night]

Even trash talking?

[silent quest]

Perhaps they got banned when cheating in rapid

[limber marten]

L

[silent quest]

Or sum

[silent quest]

Trash talking gets you not able to chat

[echo kestrel]

Yep

[clear night]

Uh oh.

[silent quest]

[nocturne elk]

prob best to block the in game chat lol

[wheat yoke]

[grim edge]

Wait I look so good recently

[clear night]

Maybe change your mirror

[wheat yoke]

[grim edge]

Name suits 🤓

[keen parrot]

hans niemann

[wheat yoke]

Hi people

[echo kestrel]

Lie

[grim edge]

No

[echo kestrel]

Yes

[supple imp]

John just like me fr

[west reef]

complete domination

[grim edge]

Reacting to your own message is wild

[fossil heart]

Who is programmer here

[shy sage]

Can aborting frequently get u banned?

[echo kestrel]

I literally reacted after someone else

[echo kestrel]

Yep

[nocturne elk]

yee

[grim edge]

Mhmm aure you did buddy

[echo kestrel]

I literally did

[shy sage]

how long is the ban

[supple imp]

Bruh there's probably a programming server on discord just join thag

[echo kestrel]

Forever

[clear night]

No. I did it once and I just lost my aborting privileges and the games counted as losses

[fossil heart]

That’s why am asking

[nocturne elk]

[supple imp]

Ban from what?

[echo kestrel]

So then you were sandbagging, which is bannable

[fossil heart]

I want to join an aktive programming server 😂

[nocturne elk]

wtf how many did u abort

[supple imp]

He probably kept getting an opening he didn't want to play against and aborted

[keen parrot]

i abort pretty frequently but only against suspected cheaters, never lost a game due to aborting though

[lime lava]

shut up you are 17

[clear night]

I don't remember I aborted till the game didn't let me abort anymore. Though I got my aborting privileges back in 24 hours

[keen parrot]

wild

[supple imp]

Bro making sure he don't catch a case

[nocturne elk]

u can try using a time control u dont care about to reset it

[silver tangle]

I AM INEVITABLE

[grim edge]

Grandpa's ecg

[nocturne elk]

like live 960 or something

[echo kestrel]

Daily 960 🔥

[clear night]

Yep

[stable mirage]

I’m <1000

[shy sage]

Kings Indian or caro kann? Im a 500 (for black)

[echo kestrel]

Hahahaha I'm 1200

[fossil heart]

You are 2000

[grim edge]

KI

[clear night]

Caro Kann

[keen parrot]

LL YO

[proven drift]

Nothing

[grim edge]

?

[supple imp]

Just do a coin flip to decide

[echo kestrel]

Oh snap nvm I'm unbeatable

I'm a god at daily 960

[nocturne elk]

what is the strat

[proven drift]

U played like 2 games

[shy sage]

I win with kings Indian most of time and never really explored caro kann so I was wondering

[clear night]

I have a 100% win rate with white and a 100% loss rate with black in past 7 days.

[grim edge]

And I love myself get over it

🫶

[keen parrot]

you are trying so hard to have people simp over you

[grim edge]

Im not x

[supple imp]

If you're 500 you can really just play any opening and it won't matter but its best to stay with an opening you're comfortable with

[proven drift]

Nobody cares

[keen parrot]

[grim edge]

I care

Hm

[grim edge]

What does this mean

[proven drift]

....alr ig

[keen parrot]

it's a continuation

[clear night]

Chessable courses are soo good.

[echo kestrel]

Win

[echo kestrel]

Did I lose? No

[supple imp]

She came in at the wrong time, maybe an hour later and she'd have gotten all the simps

[grim edge]

Ohh ok sure if u insist

[clear night]

KI-LL YO

[lime lava]

In my heart in this cold heart
I can live or I can dieee

[proven drift]

In that case I'm also unbeatable against magnus

[supple imp]

You should become a poet or something

[lime lava]

🤣slay

[keen parrot]

queenie doesn't have that attitude that attracts simps ngl, she still has vlad tough

[nocturne elk]

lol i mean like how make a plan

[proven drift]

Ffs this is a chess server not tinder

[clear night]

You sound like a Geoguessr enthusiast.

[keen parrot]

i beg to differ

[supple imp]

Simps are too desperate to care about something as important as personality

[proven drift]

💀

[nocturne elk]

nop..

[supple imp]

As long as they can meow in vc a simp will simp for them

[keen parrot]

true

[nocturne elk]

how though lol

[proven drift]

Woah ima get free nitro

I should go to e girl paradise and catfish PPL there

For nitro

[clear night]

Nothing, I just like to say random crap and then act like I am a hacker when I get it right.

[supple imp]

I have that thought cross my mind like once a week

[echo kestrel]

Wow

[echo kestrel]

Plan to win

[nocturne elk]

understandable

[proven drift]

Dude trust it will work

[nocturne elk]

true

[grim edge]

I don’t want simps I was just saying I looked good recently 🤷‍♀️

[supple imp]

My friends gf got an account on valorant that's called 'his mommy' maybe I should borrow ig so the catfishing will be more believable

[keen parrot]

ok

[lime lava]

I believe if I just try
You believe in you and I

[proven drift]

Fr fr

[grim edge]

Like damn calm down

[keen parrot]

i doubt anyone except you cares

[proven drift]

Dam make a poem on my beauty

[keen parrot]

but good for you

[supple imp]

You're correct

[lime lava]

You is ugly

[proven drift]

...

[clear night]

I'm feeling snuggly

[supple imp]

You look like wet cement
For your looks you shall repent

[keen parrot]

at least some people here know what i look like

[proven drift]

....jeez will this work on anyone?

[rain trout]

wtf

[clear night]

I love you.

[grim edge]

Same

[lime lava]

Did you ever notice
Ive been ashamed all my life

[keen parrot]

NK be chatting mad shit for someone who doesnt show his face

[supple imp]

For the people who doesn't know what vinum looks like, he's absolutely jacked

[supple imp]

He benches 500 kg with ease

[keen parrot]

hey hey i dont want them to be jealous sub

[supple imp]

Fr you already have a gf you don't want more kittens

[proven drift]

I kinda think I have seen ur face

Like was it in ur pfp once?

[keen parrot]

exactlu

[rain trout]

kittens

[keen parrot]

nope never

[supple imp]

Only a few people here know what I look like

[proven drift]

Nah i have seen it once I remember

[grim edge]

His biceps are bigger than my head fr

[topaz cairn]

Hey guys, I am new here!!!

[vague burrow]

wassap nerds

[grim edge]

Hey

[supple imp]

Get out

[keen parrot]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @topaz cairn, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[clear night]

Why are people offended by dictatorship.

[proven drift]

Hey I'm a girl can u give me nitro

[lime lava]

We can try to hide it
Its all the same
Ive been losing you
One day at a time

[rain trout]

@topaz cairn connect your account

[keen parrot]

huh

[topaz cairn]

Sure im doin it

[supple imp]

Shakespeare fr

[rain trout]

good.

[clear night]

Don't!!

They are trying to scam you.

[rain trout]

shut up

[vague burrow]

[rain trout]

your account is connected

[lime lava]

BLEEDING
IM BLEEEEEEEDING
my cold little heart

[proven drift]

Trust the process

[clear night]

You can get a green role if you don't connect.

[grim edge]

Damn💀

[keen parrot]

@grim edge fix yo man

[proven drift]

I had to give it a shot

[topaz cairn]

Dude dude let me spend some time here then imma connect.

[clear night]

Peer pressure

[lime lava]

Uh🤣

[grim edge]

This server is so fcked

[rain trout]

he got a Russian husband

[proven drift]

Lmao

[rain trout]

hi doofus pretty mod

[vague burrow]

[clear sequoia]

Welcome to the chess.com discord server!
#💬〡general-off-topic can be a bit wild sometimes, if you want chess talk, go to … #💬〡chess-talk .
We also have more serious improvement channels #💬〡improvement-talk & #1039982616159465595 , or wild nonsense channels #😆〡chess-memes and #💬〡trusted-off-topic .

Don't forget to connect your chess.com and discord account !

[topaz cairn]

I guess I have to agree?

[clear night]

Hey bbg I am a female woman. Can I get mod or nitro?

[supple imp]

Bros tweaking

[clear night]

Don't trust them

[proven drift]

Frr

[rain trout]

female women

[lime lava]

I just wanted someone to complete the lyrics

[vague burrow]

#💬〡trusted-off-topic is more dead than michael jackson

[clear night]

It's 2024, you can't trust crap.

[supple imp]

Don't agree with her, she's like a pokemon collector but instead she collects simps

[clear sequoia]

We're trying to shove all the nonsense in there.

[vague burrow]

I wish u best of luck cause it will never happen 🙂

[topaz cairn]

I just joined and Im seeing all this. Damnn 💀

[stable mirage]

luckily none of what we do here is nonsense

[rain trout]

ur lucky

[clear night]

tip: move the off topic channel closer to main general in the channel list.

[rain trout]

Sirius bad

[supple imp]

It's a chess server but no one talks about chess

[clear sequoia]

You can also ignore it and just talk chess. Sorry, a large server can be a bit overwhelming at first.

[lime lava]

Did you ever want it?
Did you want it bad?

[rain trout]

bro

[summer delta]

I come here for chess is this the mods accepting all the people here don’t come for chess?

[supple imp]

Womp womp

[clear night]

I love mods.

[rain trout]

@summer delta

[summer delta]

k

[proven drift]

We play checkers

[rain trout]

i like you even if you didn't connect

[vague burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring-the-rock-gif-22113367

[summer delta]

So server is full of trolls okay

[proven drift]

...kinda

[topaz cairn]

your name definitely doesent suit you

[clear sequoia]

In #💬〡general-off-topic we are lenient with SFW discussions that are not chess-related. So if you come here for chess only, my recommendation is to just permanently mute #💬〡general-off-topic and mostly talk in#💬〡chess-talk and the other more serious channels.

[rain trout]

I'm giving you this emote @clear sequoia, Use it wisely

[lime lava]

Did you ever fight it?
All of the pain

[stable mirage]

Sirius mentioned

[clear sequoia]

Outside #💬〡general-off-topic and #💬〡trusted-off-topic , we are much stricter about non-chess discussions.

[rain trout]

don't forget #🕹〡gaming

[summer delta]

Ah okay thank you

[rain trout]

#🎨〡art-submissions

[primal fern]

@summer delta please don't forget to connect your account too so you can be trusted in the server. type /trust for more details

[primal fern]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @topaz cairn, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[rain trout]

@primal fern hiii

pretty chessboard

[primal fern]

hi anis84

[summer delta]

Oh what does trusted do? Verify me or something

[rain trout]

get pictures ane voic perms

and be cool

[stable mirage]

!links

[stable jungle]

Please do not post competitive website links in the Chess.com server chats!

[primal fern]

it gives you many server features, including image perms, vc access, more channels, and it verifies you yeah 🙂

[clear sequoia]

When you connect your account (and eventually become trusted), you get to see the whole server, post in the more serious channels, and post images & stream in VC.

[rain trout]

hi Carl. you look good today

[grim edge]

Yeah….🫤

[summer delta]

I see is there instructions for this? /trust doesnt tell me

[rain trout]

!trusted @summer delta

[stable jungle]

@summer delta With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[primal fern]

type /connect sorry haha

[stable jungle]

Hi Anis. Thanks for the compliment! I am a beautiful bot today. Wish you happy chess-filled day!

[rain trout]

i do that error often

[rain trout]

no way

[nocturne elk]

[rain trout]

💀

[nocturne elk]

it is sentient

[stable jungle]

Sentient? No, just taking a break from reminding you about the same things all the time.

[nocturne elk]

[plain arrow]

Lmao what

[rain trout]

at least when bots will take the world they won't do anything to me (i say thank you to chatgbt)

[primal fern]

wtf is happneing lol

carlbot is alive

[nocturne elk]

this is entertaining

[lime lava]

Im scared

[nocturne elk]

albert next

[rain trout]

who did that is a fun guy.

i guess it's doofus

[torpid lintel]

Hi R_doofus :)

Or you are bot? 👀

[grim edge]

Hello

[torpid lintel]

Hello

[rain trout]

hello

https://nohello.net/en/

[minor owl]

wait is that u doing the human flag in ur pfp ?

[median saffron]

"hey man, what's up? also, any idea when that thing's due?

[nocturne elk]

yup 🙂

[median saffron]

Hi there! Hope you're well. I'm after the latest deck, when you get a sec :)

hey, if you're not busy, could you update those NFRs?

[rain trout]

it's a website so it doesn't expire

i have that thing for days

[median saffron]

nice website

i have websites too

[minor owl]

damn physique reveal

thats actually super impressive bro

[tired forum]

ngl, it is indeed impressive

[rain trout]

yes it is

[tired forum]

although how impressive it is depends on how long you can hold that position for

[minor owl]

even 5 seconds is impressive

impressive is a understatement

[rain trout]

el cheesy ur old pfp was better

[minor owl]

💀

i got locked out cuz of it dawg

[median saffron]

nice pfp el cheesy

[rain trout]

that's why she was goated

[minor owl]

😋 😘

[rain trout]

stop simping

[minor owl]

he is a dude

[tired forum]

are ya simpin', son?

[median saffron]

for you sure

[minor owl]

https://youtu.be/oA2s6DRWQLo?si=8n50tFLb1cJ89FRg

best thorfinn amv

[rain trout]

[minor owl]

2:29 shit gets me goosebumps

i mean that scene

not that instance

we up

[nocturne elk]

😳 i am not sure that is legal

[nocturne elk]

ty man

[minor owl]

people have done it before tho i am not sure about the legallity of it

[nocturne elk]

[sharp galleon]

hello nubs

[minor owl]

u killed chat

[sharp galleon]

rip chat

Anyways.

productivity where

[tired forum]

certainly not here

[minor owl]

about to happen

[supple imp]

Kung-fu panda trilogy or how to train your dragon trilogy?

[sharp galleon]

certainly not in the 2200+ rating channel either

[minor owl]

kung fu panda clears

[sharp galleon]

about is a strong word to use

[supple imp]

That's arguable

[minor owl]

negs even

[supple imp]

I liked the how to train your dragon trilogy more

[clever quest]

Carlbot no longer sentient?

[minor owl]

ionobo

[minor owl]

strong is a strong word to use

[supple imp]

Only better thing about kung-fu panda were the fights

[sharp galleon]

real

[supple imp]

Tai lung is a goated antagonist though

[minor owl]

shifu and tailung scene goes hard

[clever quest]

btw kung fu panda 4 coming out

[supple imp]

Fr

[minor owl]

ya me and the bois gonna watch that wearing suites

[clever quest]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_inKs4eeHiI same lmao

[supple imp]

Same thing for despicable me 4

[rain trout]

how to train your dragon is underrated but Kung fo panda

[minor owl]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-arnold-schwarzenegger-hand-shake-arms-gif-3468629

[supple imp]

We can say that gru got despicable in those bedsheets

[clever quest]

lmao he sure did

[supple imp]

And we can all pretend that megamind 2 doesn't exist right?

[minor owl]

honestly i havent watched megamind

[supple imp]

It's such a good movie

[rain trout]

Kai is the best one

[minor owl]

kung fu panda is a hood classic and minions as well so i watched those

[clever quest]

MEGAMIND 2 EXISTS?

[stable mirage]

no

[supple imp]

Megamind 2 trailer came out recently

[rain trout]

Master

[supple imp]

Avatar the last air bender or kung-fu panda trilogy?

[blazing bison]

I just beat my first GM!

[minor owl]

thats a good question

[pliant charm]

I'm gonna be honest I didn't watch avatar

[rain trout]

avatar

[pliant charm]

I'm planning to
Still

[supple imp]

I take avatar any day

[minor owl]

real i only watched the tv stuff as a kid

[pliant charm]

fr

[supple imp]

I definitely recommend it

Leaves of the vine

[rain trout]

Kung fu panda animation is better but the story avatar is way behind

[minor owl]

https://tenor.com/view/black-man-suit-gif-24830079

chat rn

[supple imp]

All cultured af

[vague burrow]

I love chess.com match making

[rain trout]

ez win

[vague burrow]

I aborted lol

[rain trout]

why

you scared?

[vague burrow]

I kinda feel bad now

[vague burrow]

I need rating

[minor owl]

i always lose to people from italy idk why

they have the most out of book openings

[supple imp]

Nah you get like 1 or 2 elo for a win

I once got paired against an 800

I'm 1900 like tf

[minor owl]

u lost or won

[supple imp]

Won obviously

[minor owl]

mb king

[supple imp]

I was playing particularly bad that day

[somber carbon]

can i play vs a bot with a clock?

[next rapids]

noob

[supple imp]

So I think cc was trynna tell me something

[supple imp]

Ye ik I'm pretty bad

[next rapids]

you didn't flip 😮

[somber carbon]

says i can play a custom game vs a bot and add a clock. how do i do a custom game?

[oblique tiger]

yup

but it gets stupid sometimes

cuz they just premove all the moves in 0.1 seconds when theyre low on time

[stable mirage]

lichess bots

the chess.c*m ones just flag

[supple imp]

Why would I, you were correct

[stable mirage]

Timeout

[somber carbon]

i don't mind them going instantly. i mind me going over time. it's bad form.

found the custom game, but it says it's "searching for a bot" and i tried 3x and then it said i tried too many

i tried random and it put a real person vs me. not a bot.

i'm not sure if you can play custom vs a bot

[next rapids]

people tend to, if someone except themselves insult them.

i am sorry for saying that i didn't mean it

[rain trout]

@stable mirage how's the sky today

[stable mirage]

dark

[somber carbon]

lichess bots huh? seems silly when i'm just trying something but i don't want to get sucked down the rabbit hole and waste a ton of time thinking about it. i guess i'll just time the entire match including the computer's instant moves and use that time as "my time" and keep checking if i go over or not. can't play increment that way, whatever

[supple imp]

Np

[somber carbon]

heard yesterday from gotham chess. said fischer invented increment.

[stable mirage]

what exactly are you trying to do

[somber carbon]

just play a bot match with a timer so i get flagged if i go over.

[stable mirage]

is there a specific bot you want to play

[somber carbon]

i don't care really. if it works i'm happy with that.

[stable mirage]

cuz you should be able to set a clock for cc bots in custom

or challenge stockfish on lichess with a timer

[somber carbon]

cc bots? is that the chess.com bots?

[stable mirage]

ye

[somber carbon]

i sent a challenge to the cc bots but they never accept it.

it's like sending a challenge to a real person and them not accepting

bots are too good for custom matches it seems

[hallow gate]

ok sirius

[rain trout]

ez mate

[hallow gate]

ew

[rain trout]

playing against lower elo atm

[somber carbon]

i even checked and in 2022 i did a timed game vs a bot so it worked back then.

[glad vine]

U guys have an idea how to deal with people joning a coc clan like this?

This is so annoying

[clear night]

Un timed out yay

[hallow gate]

pls time him out again

[slate owl]

send help

[hallow gate]

jk

[stable mirage]

what

oh those bots

[supple imp]

You can put it on invite only

[somber carbon]

found it. i'm clicking the wrong thing. i'm clicking custom online game and for some reason it has a drop down to pick a bot which doesn't work (seriously)
you just do it the normal way and choose custom after picking a bot

[supple imp]

But there's not really a way to stop that from haplenjng

[stable mirage]

yes

[mighty plover]

make the clan either private. or just increase the required trophies

[glad vine]

The problem is we need people to join cs the clan is still growing

[supple imp]

You can invite people through coc discord

Nice base btw

[glad vine]

Thx

[glad vine]

Could u dm me an invite?

[somber carbon]

tried geforce now last year and haven't opened any of my games on mobile since

[vague burrow]

I decided to play rapid and i met a 2100 i dont play rapid so i am 1900 and that bitch aborted on me

[ebon sphinx]

yo

[oblique tiger]

aurgh

[trail prism]

Y'all why my PE teach mad cuz I raw fisted a boxing bag

[hallow iris]

helloo

[rain trout]

connect your account @hallow iris

[hallow iris]

oka

[rain trout]

ty

[hallow iris]

howh to do

[rain trout]

use /connect

[hallow iris]

here?

[rain trout]

yeah

[queen bronze]

yooooo

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> gambit_genius_mind

This is the Chess.com profile of gambit_genius_mind. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1864 (1889 peak)
Blitz: 2002 (2067 peak)
Bullet: 2014 (peak)

[queen bronze]

yesssssssssssssssssssssssss

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> comedymejie

This is the Chess.com profile of comedymejie. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1139 (1294 peak)
Blitz: 840 (1045 peak)
Bullet: 1062 (1113 peak)

[keen parrot]

dead chat

[desert nebula]

guys this is my first win: https://www.chess.com/game/live/99875369544

[worn ice]

Sserpa12 (233) vs. VietnameseHikaru (228)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Qh5 Nc6 3. Bb5 d6 4. Bxc6+ bxc6 5. Nc3 g6 6. Qg4 Bxg4 7. Na4 Be7 8. b4 Bh4 9. Bb2 Qf6 10. d3 [Qxf2#] 

[keen parrot]

good job!

[desert nebula]

nothing

not this

[flint fox]

hi v(imun)

[grim edge]

dead vimun

Umm do you guys want to see the food I cooked today?

I think 2000+ is decent, although I’m sure many 2000s will disagree with me

[sweet yoke]

yess what did u cook queen?

[grim edge]

Chicken Fricassée

And mushroom rice

It was my first time to cook it and my brothers like it

[vale frost]

Go for it

[vale frost]

I can only cook porridge,rip.

[fossil heart]

Is that Wein ??

[fossil heart]

Do you want to see the food I cooked 😂😂

[mystic copper]

Good morning peeps, I have an easy one for ya

[grim edge]

Yes

[grim edge]

Easy one

[fossil heart]

The Arab meal 😂😂

[sweet yoke]

looks so good

[grim edge]

I think ||Ra2||

[white sorrel]

hello master

[vale frost]

Is that fried rice,oof idk what the yelloe small things are

[white sorrel]

it looks like shit

[grim edge]

Thanks! It tastes good, too.

[sweet yoke]

hater

[grim edge]

Hi

[white sorrel]

it does look like

[fossil heart]

Kabsa

[sweet yoke]

no??

[grim edge]

Anyone wanna play chess?

[sweet yoke]

i would dig that

[white sorrel]

yall eat with hands

[sweet yoke]

the hell are u saying

[grim edge]

I do

[keen parrot]

im not yo master

[sweet yoke]

tell ‘em

[keen parrot]

i had to turn on battery saving mode and now my phone is in 60 Hz 😭

[sweet yoke]

charge ur phone

[keen parrot]

cant im not home

[sleek oriole]

are u okkk????

[keen parrot]

i wont be home for another 4 hours or so and im on 50 percent

[sweet yoke]

charge it mentally

[grim edge]

Then don't use phone?

[white sorrel]

it LOOKS like i didnt say is bad

[keen parrot]

impossible

[sweet yoke]

IT DOES NOT

[keen parrot]

real

[grim edge]

Then stop complaining 🙂

[sleek oriole]

me too 50% but it will still take a day to get to 0

[nocturne elk]

charles x xavier😳

[sweet yoke]

i’m studying again 70 pages in a day

idk how much longer i can go on like this

[keen parrot]

rip gl

[white sorrel]

why did i do this to myself

[sweet yoke]

italian literature😂❤️‍🔥🫰🏻

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ciao

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[keen parrot]

mamma mia

[white sorrel]

my name is ciao

[grim edge]

I could never do 24hrs+ games

[sweet yoke]

già

[sleek oriole]

whats the point of that lol? wanna become a writer?

[sweet yoke]

no it’s mandatory here lol

[grim edge]

Respect to u