💬〡general-off-topic

[drowsy crest]

Y'all fix postures

I thought we played chess

[icy dune]

I need to lock in

[solar crest]

hi

[drowsy crest]

Lock in tunak tunak

Also I dropped kaguya sama

[icy dune]

Nooooo

[drowsy crest]

Yes

[icy dune]

Horrible decision

Literal 10/10 anime

[drowsy crest]

I either watch too slow paced anime or too fast paced and it was in between the two

[icy dune]

Kaguya is slow paced

[drowsy crest]

Not too slow paced

[icy dune]

The finale is in season 3

[drowsy crest]

I ain't watching 2 seasons just so I could enjoy the 3rd gurl

[icy dune]

💀

[echo kestrel]

Tyyy

[icy dune]

I read the manga and watched the anime it was that good

20 volumes

[drowsy crest]

Oregairu better romcom

[true sierra]

1v1 chess rn anyone

[icy dune]

Hell no

[drowsy crest]

Idk what were you on about that day

Bro have you seen oregairu

[icy dune]

Oregairu is MID

[drowsy crest]

And the light novel is just

[icy dune]

I dislike that pink mf girl

[true sierra]

1v1 chess rn anyone

[stable mirage]

#weeb-channel

[drowsy crest]

YOU DID NOT JUST

Midget

[icy dune]

I’m taller than you

[drowsy crest]

I am about to start yapping

[icy dune]

Yappanese

[stable mirage]

tallllll

[drowsy crest]

Yeah sure I am 5 feet

[modern shale]

Me

[icy dune]

Oh right nvm I’m a 5,1 Asian girl

[true sierra]

send link

[drowsy crest]

How many romcoms have you even watched

[modern shale]

[drowsy crest]

Good

[modern shale]

K

[icy dune]

I think 4

[drowsy crest]

Now say oregairu is better before I put you on top of a fridge(you won't be able to get off)

[severe oxide]

im 5'2" irl but 5'5" on the internet

[icy dune]

At least school based ones

[drowsy crest]

Name em

[icy dune]

Horimiya

Oregairu

Kaguya

[true sierra]

@modern shale link?

[drowsy crest]

I am 6 feet but standing on my money I am 5'7

[icy dune]

I have a list wait

Oh right my old account got banned 💀

[drowsy crest]

Istg if yamada kun is there

[modern shale]

https://play.chess.com/qw4Fr

[icy dune]

I’m pretty sure I read the manga for that one and then dropped it

[drowsy crest]

Imagine getting a dc account banned couldnt be me

[severe oxide]

literally

[drowsy crest]

Good

[icy dune]

I’ve read a ton of mangas that I can’t name

Light novel cote slaps

[drowsy crest]

Fr

My parents saw the cover and literally slapped but yeah

Worth it

[icy dune]

Imagine not pirating it

[drowsy crest]

Imagine pirating LN

You read juujika no rokunin?

[icy dune]

Trust once I’m not broke I’ll pay the author

[icy dune]

What’s it’s English name

[drowsy crest]

Sure blud

[drowsy crest]

Idk it's just juujika no rokunin

[icy dune]

Idk

Do you like one piece

[drowsy crest]

No yikes

[icy dune]

Cool

Not an npc

[drowsy crest]

Fr, the only generalisation I agree with

[icy dune]

Aots the only mainstream anime I thought was good

[true sierra]

@modern shale gg

[drowsy crest]

Fr lmao and people still fight over op and naruto

[shrewd meadow]

I'm watching aot right now it's so good

[icy dune]

But anyways Kaguya is literally peak

[icy dune]

Which season

[stuck kestrel]

the anime girl?

[icy dune]

No the anime

[shrewd meadow]

I'm like 10 eps into the 3rd season

[drowsy crest]

Nuh uh

[stuck kestrel]

dragon balls is better

[icy dune]

Ah I see

[stuck kestrel]

goat anime

[shrewd meadow]

They're currently preparing to stop the titan that Lord Rice turned into

[stuck kestrel]

Pokemon, doraemon, dragon balls 💯

[drowsy crest]

Oregairu is peak kaguya sucks

[icy dune]

Do you want spoilers or nah

[true sierra]

1v1 chess anyone?

[icy dune]

Doraemon

[stuck kestrel]

These 3 are the greatest anime of all time

[shrewd meadow]

Nah definitely not, I'm so locked in I need to see how it all unfolds

[drowsy crest]

Doraemon is goated

[icy dune]

Yeah meant to say doraemon

[drowsy crest]

And shinnosuke

Wait no shin chan

[severe oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/binjamin-gif-21073893

[icy dune]

Shinweebs fav anime

[restive storm]

OPM Season 1 best anime

[drowsy crest]

Bro istg ain't no way

[icy dune]

Never watched open

Opm

[nimble niche]

https://tenor.com/view/neko-cat-pixelated-gif-26024077

[restive storm]

Season 1 is peak

[drowsy crest]

I am panicking, I searched "how to hide a dead body" As a joke and police is calling rn

I am shaking

[icy dune]

💀

[drowsy crest]

I am not kidding istg

[icy dune]

Monkey moment

[severe oxide]

quitting lying dawg

[drowsy crest]

I swear on my life

[severe oxide]

if u search stuff like that they put u on a list and if smth like that happens then they look into the searches

they dont just come for after 1 search

[drowsy crest]

Then why is a fking cop calling me

[severe oxide]

they arent

ur lying rn

[icy dune]

How do you know it’s a cop

[drowsy crest]

I mean not certain I checked his profile and it's a cop

He has his photo in his uniform as his pfp

[nimble niche]

how do you know it's a cop and not me

[digital phoenix]

Ur a cop

Also ur pfp is black

[nimble niche]

same

[icy dune]

💀

[drowsy crest]

You have my other number

Not the one that just got called on

And it's the one linked to my email

[icy dune]

See kids this is why you use a vpn

[lost mantle]

how do i get 2000

[icy dune]

Push pawns randomly and pray

[lost mantle]

got it

[severe oxide]

boys looks like i make the rules now

if u wanna send anything gotta come through me

i dont make the rules i just follow em

[icy dune]

https://tenor.com/view/ohio-rizz-pizza-tower-1-2-buckle-my-shoe-mr-beast-gif-8759117754243287080

[restive storm]

Link the message right now

[icy dune]

https://tenor.com/view/pov-pov-you-beat-it-to-the-skibidi-toilet-skibidi-toilet-skibidi-dab-dab-yes-yes-openhiemer-gif-16397030071831290676

[lost mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/crickets-chirp-chirp-gif-5280278

[severe oxide]

#1203294144169254964 message

[severe oxide]

hmm

[restive storm]

I'm not reading allat

[restive storm]

https://tenor.com/view/ip-grabber-ip-grabber-thanos-gif-21846609

[nimble niche]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1040000350423355504/1203132140213239848/ezgif-1-a3a39ae1c4.gif

[severe oxide]

it links to the message ???

u cant read one paragraph

[restive storm]

I know the context probably matters here so Im not gonna read it

[severe oxide]

Gotta delete that one lil bro before i get the big boys in here

[grim edge]

You guys want to see what I cooked?

[nimble niche]

shit wrong channel I meant to post that in #2200-or-higher

[lost mantle]

nah

[restive storm]

Based Incho?

[severe oxide]

context is i sent gif and gif got deleted so now that rule exists to justify the deletion of my gif

[icy dune]

💀

[restive storm]

Bro got the permissions

[desert nebula]

did i use queen in this game?

https://images.chesscomfiles.com/uploads/game-gifs/90px/light/modern2/0/cc/0/0/bUMwS2d2WlJiczVRZkg2RUhRWFFlZyFUcHhUQ3NDRXZvdlFJZ2g3Rmx0RnhoZzkwZmU4IUNNME1jTVJKdEJJQmVLNDhLSllRSkI4N003OTdCNw,,.gif

[restive storm]

https://tenor.com/view/ip-grabber-ip-grabber-thanos-gif-21846609

[icy dune]

This totally isn’t suspicious

[severe oxide]

https://images.chesscomfiles.com/uploads/game-gifs/90px/light/modern2/0/cc/0/0/bUMwS2d2WlJiczVRZkg2RUhRWFFlZyFUcHhUQ3NDRXZvdlFJZ2g3Rmx0RnhoZzkwZmU4IUNNME1jTVJKdEJJQmVLNDhLSllRSkI4N003OTdCNw,,.gif

[severe oxide]

its a chess.com game gif

[desert nebula]

yes

[icy dune]

Yeah I know

[restive storm]

Why is bro asking if he used his queen in a game that he just played

[severe oxide]

alzheimers

[nimble niche]

is this some 200 elo game?

[drowsy crest]

Wait I got warned for my name :<

[icy dune]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-tony-stark-iron-man-gif-4127839658977120463

What why can I not send gifs in #2200-or-higher

But I can send gifs here

[restive storm]

https://tenor.com/view/catnap-gif-10227500465435270950

[nimble niche]

make it sewer mod

[drowsy crest]

Neh

[drowsy crest]

Must uwu

[severe oxide]

it is @desert nebula's game

[nimble niche]

so 200 elo game

[icy dune]

Hm

[severe oxide]

oh wow

[severe oxide]

yeah this one lookin like a stupid meme

[icy dune]

I wish there was a way I could hide my rating role

[drowsy crest]

Yo back to ohwow lesgo

[icy dune]

But still had access to 2200 chat

[severe oxide]

do /privacy

[severe oxide]

oh

[icy dune]

Yeah but it takes away the chat

[grim edge]

Okay I will send it later

[restive storm]

no I'm gonna get modded now bye guys see you when I get unbanned

[icy dune]

What

[severe oxide]

^

[drowsy crest]

What did you do

[severe oxide]

violates the new rule

[nimble niche]

ask bast to manually give you access to the channel

[restive storm]

Post a Incho unapproved gif

[drowsy crest]

Nawh

That's perma ban

[severe oxide]

This power

[restive storm]

Dang
That means it's gonna last forever

[nimble niche]

https://tenor.com/view/trying-not-to-say-the-nword-spongebob-n-word-trying-memes-gif-23544688

[grim edge]

[severe oxide]

it might be over for you

[restive storm]

Joever

[nimble niche]

incho approved?

[icy dune]

Hopefully French man approves

[severe oxide]

Hmm

send me $20 and ill approve any gif!

[icy dune]

@sevrer mod bribery

[severe oxide]

u aint gettin no gifs approved

[fossil heart]

That’s scamming 🙂

[severe oxide]

Explain how someone paying for something and they receive what they pay for is scamming ??

dont be an idiot please

[fossil heart]

What would he receive

A gif 🤣

[severe oxide]

All gifs approved

you obviously havent seen the new rule

dont talk unless you understand full context

[fossil heart]

I know nothing about discord to be honest

[severe oxide]

im talking about the server rule, not discord rule.

[fossil heart]

But I think it’s stupid to pay for a gif

[fossil heart]

Ok

Anyway good luck

[severe oxide]

🥱

[fossil heart]

So it’s forbidden

Why you tell him to pay 😂

Is this your server ?

[severe oxide]

If i deem it a stupid joke then the gif is not allowed

that is what the rule says

So if i deem a gif not a stupid joke then its allowed

and if he pays me ill deem it not a stupid joke

[fossil heart]

A joke cost 20 dollars 💀

[severe oxide]

Yup

[fossil heart]

I would be broke in a few jokes

[ornate ivy]

[severe oxide]

i have become addicted to this power

i must abuse my powers which have been given to me

[icy dune]

Hello moon

[ornate ivy]

Hi

[severe oxide]

bro think he OhWow(300) 💀🙏

[ornate ivy]

Hey

[short wyvern]

any tips here for 1500 in rapid

[stable mirage]

get better

[ornate ivy]

Real

[stable mirage]

but fr though sit at the chessboard and play with yourself

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 2274 (peak)
Blitz: 1885 (2003 peak)
Bullet: 2222 (peak)

[severe oxide]

win more than u lose

[short wyvern]

i somehow lose 6 games in a row

[drowsy crest]

something will definetly start rising (not elo)

[severe oxide]

L

[tepid breach]

oh fr?

[ornate ivy]

@severe oxide join our coc clan so I can donate to you then leave

[icy dune]

Bro meatrides his own account

[ornate ivy]

I need to donate 24 more troops for a quest

[fossil heart]

Wanna play ?

[drowsy crest]

self love

[severe oxide]

fk is a quest

[ornate ivy]

Not really

[fossil heart]

Are you a real wcm ?

[icy dune]

Yes moon is a 2700 WCM

[ornate ivy]

Like for gold pass

[icy dune]

She’s really pretty btw I’ve seen her irl

[severe oxide]

Oh

[ornate ivy]

I’m washed

[severe oxide]

real!

[fossil heart]

Well I hope we can play sometime 😂

[severe oxide]

WCM is actually a joke of a title

[ornate ivy]

Rude

[severe oxide]

there are 1900 rapids who are WCM

[fossil heart]

What’s your title ?

[icy dune]

Uscf CM is a even bigger joke

[drowsy crest]

its like a 2/10 guy calling a model "mid"

[severe oxide]

i would rather be untitled then have WCM tbh

[ornate ivy]

True but to be fair no one even considers it a title

[severe oxide]

1900 rapid shouldnt be titled if u disagree idc

[fossil heart]

I mean even if you tried you can’t reach it

[severe oxide]

True because im not a woman

[icy dune]

I’ve seen IMs that are 2k blitz

[ornate ivy]

?

[severe oxide]

yeah but they probs 60+

[fossil heart]

😂😂 nice one

[last verge]

theres a few IMs in the 2100 bullet range

[icy dune]

Yeah

[severe oxide]

low online rated titled players are usually old

old people and technology usually dont mix well

[ornate ivy]

Yeah I was talking about uscf CM tho

[fossil heart]

I am planning to get 2500 in one year is this possible ?

[last verge]

the youngest titled player ive beaten is 24

[ornate ivy]

13 get on my level

[icy dune]

I beat an 89 year old NM otb

[ornate ivy]

(He beat me 40-1)

[grim edge]

most titled players i beat are old ppl but how old is road2gm3000

[ornate ivy]

2000 uscf I think

[drowsy crest]

the guy prob had some debt from jesus bro what 💀

[ornate ivy]

Or is it 2100 I forget

[stable mirage]

bro thinks he’s alireza

[fossil heart]

I f I was your place I quite chess

[drowsy crest]

almost a century old

[icy dune]

It’s not just 2k

[ornate ivy]

He was a FM so idrc

[icy dune]

You also need 5 2200+ performances

[last verge]

i folded and downloaded genshin impact

[severe oxide]

ur not real

[ornate ivy]

Ah

[severe oxide]

i have my second round of basketball tryouts in like an hour and a half

[fossil heart]

There is FM beated me 9 and one draw I am planning to reach him in one year to get my revenge

[ornate ivy]

You won’t

But good luck

[icy dune]

I really wanna play angry otb

[last verge]

ironically it was my girlfriend that convinced me to download

[ornate ivy]

Angry is cracked

[fossil heart]

I mean he is not that good he is just lucky

[icy dune]

I steal rating from him in bullet

[drowsy crest]

wait I just realisd you arent WFM duck lmao

[fossil heart]

I don’t know how he got his title

[last verge]

im NM duck now

[icy dune]

Also he used to be scared of me

[drowsy crest]

cool, good progress

[icy dune]

But suddenly he becomes insane

[ornate ivy]

Fr tho

[last verge]

hmm ohwow is 2400 bullet now

[fossil heart]

Guys how wanna play street chess

[ornate ivy]

Like out of no where

[last verge]

scary

[slate owl]

send help

[fossil heart]

Break every rule we know and play random openings

[icy dune]

I’ve made decent progress I was like 2k bullet a year ago

[ornate ivy]

We were like the same skill level for years then he just shot up lmao

[fossil heart]

And now ?

[stable mirage]

now he’s 300

[icy dune]

Yes

[fossil heart]

Make sense

[drowsy crest]

HE?!?!

[stable mirage]

sorry I meant attack helicopter

[ornate ivy]

Anyhow good chats @icy dune I got to go to bed I get up early tmr for church. I should host another tourney here soon 🙏.

[last verge]

actually i only crossed 2100 like 2 months ago lmao i crossed 2k 6 months ago

[honest drift]

Nice hi wsp

[drowsy crest]

no walmart bag is the correct pronoun

[icy dune]

Gn

[icy dune]

Hello pratham

My old discord account got banned

[honest drift]

Nice to meet you ohwow

[stable mirage]

wassupboys1

[honest drift]

My discord break is a discord break

[drowsy crest]

istg i read that as "wassupboykisser" just cuz how much you use it

[stable mirage]

I love boykisser

[drowsy crest]

I identify as boykisser

[honest drift]

Sirius you need to abandon the furry for 2500

[stable mirage]

what

[severe oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/super-mario-headbang-head-banging-rocking-out-devil-horns-gif-1131186391102601234

[drowsy crest]

that a thing?

[stable mirage]

being a furry has granted so much power

[honest drift]

Yeah ever seen someone who is 2500 being a furry?

[grim edge]

just gotta lock in

[drowsy crest]

blud has a point

[grim edge]

If you want to be a GM, don't be a furry

daniel naroditsky

[stable mirage]

magnus carlsen

[honest drift]

No

[grim edge]

Naroditsky is a furry?

[stable mirage]

Hans

[drowsy crest]

hardest choices require the strongest will

[grim edge]

he told me that on fortnite

[grim edge]

[stable mirage]

it helps to have experience

[honest drift]

I will play chess Feb 7th for sure if I don't then I will be disappointed in myself

[drowsy crest]

za frick

[honest drift]

Should I open discord on 7th then?

[muted hornet]

No.

[drowsy crest]

yes

[honest drift]

OK cya guys on 7th

[drowsy crest]

cya

[stable mirage]

owo

[maiden mesa]

1500 by tomorrow ⁉️

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 1482 (peak)
Blitz: 807 (886 peak)
Bullet: 642 (782 peak)

[maiden mesa]

thats like 3 wins away

[drowsy crest]

you will hit 1498 and then lose

then tilt to 1301

[icy dune]

Ur a furry if you don’t get 1500

[grim edge]

lock in gang

I have 520 blitz and 511 rapid... why do I have more elo in blitz?

[drowsy crest]

OhWOw you seen unwanted undead?

gonna watch it rn

[maiden mesa]

lol yeah prob, just gotta hope not

[drowsy crest]

Blunder your queen

[maiden mesa]

9 elo is, like, 1 win. its not enough to be noteworthy

[grim edge]

Tbh, ur right

[maiden mesa]

yeah i hope, just feel like i got lucky with my wins today

[nimble niche]

@spare anvil mind explaining this? https://lichess.org/@/sheeshcabab

[stable mirage]

omg mods lichess link

[icy dune]

Lc does have false bans

[stable mirage]

ban ban ban ban ban ban

[icy dune]

No

[severe oxide]

does that mean cheating or does lc do bans for like abuse or anything

[drowsy crest]

does it explain 8 alternative games with 98+ acc

[icy dune]

Ah didn’t look at acc

[drowsy crest]

I didnt either I am just making stuff up

[icy dune]

💀

[blazing field]

hows is everyone doin

bruh no one gonna say sum back??

[severe oxide]

joe mama

[blazing field]

joe dada went to go get milk and will be back later

[nimble niche]

no idea

people in ca said he cheated

[keen parrot]

bruh

[digital phoenix]

bruh

[severe oxide]

bruh

[stark kayak]

there needs to be like a "are you sure you want to make this move" I literally had like mate in 5 and I misclicked losing the game 💀

[digital phoenix]

bruh

[severe oxide]

u didnt misclick u just made a bad move and are calling it a misclick to cope

[stark kayak]

it's even worse when your opponent is compelte booty

[digital phoenix]

u aint going anywhere on that diagonal

if the bishop was unprotected then yes mouseslip

[stark kayak]

I was tryna move my queen down

to c8

[digital phoenix]

thats like impossible

[stark kayak]

im on trackpad

[maiden mesa]

thats a thing already

[stark kayak]

where is it

[maiden mesa]

confirm move is in settings

[stark kayak]

also I hate people that play sicilian just play e5

like ok nerd

[severe oxide]

ur just bad

sicilian solos ur existance

[stark kayak]

do something about it

[maiden mesa]

"i hate when people make me actually think. just play the response im used to so i can prove to myself i havent wasted my time learning niche opening traps instead of actually trying to improve :("

[stark kayak]

yes that is exactly what I am saying

[stark kayak]

defenatly a sicilian player tho

[peak plank]

if you think its so mild then why do you hate it?

[peak plank]

🆙

[stark kayak]

because I don't wanna have to work for a win

[peak plank]

welcome to chess

dont play hope chess

learn real chess

[maiden mesa]

no, but I understand that opponents aren't going to hand me free wins so I need to actually work for them instead of playing against only what i know

[stark kayak]

opponent randomly bludnering all their pieces>actually playing a good game and having a hard earned win

[maiden mesa]

goddamn dude take a spelling class or something

[nimble roost]

guys how do u speak to mods in this server do u dm them

[severe oxide]

yikes

[stark kayak]

bludnering is an obvious typo, I don't now why you're talking waffle so personally though

[severe oxide]

If u dm a mod u get auto banned

[peak plank]

rapid?

[severe oxide]

bullet

[stark kayak]

I've dmd mods before

[maiden mesa]

what does this even mean

[peak plank]

ah, makes sence

[nimble roost]

i can't tell if u bein fr

[maiden mesa]

what does "talking waffle" translate to? i dont speak zoomer sorry

[peak plank]

nah he isnt you can just DM one

or ask here

[nimble roost]

oh ok thank yiu

[severe oxide]

what is ur question tho

[stark kayak]

waffling is slang for "blabbering"

[nimble roost]

nah im js reporting someone then dippin i dont play chess

[severe oxide]

who and for what 👀

[peak plank]

and that may be?

[rigid lion]

Really?

[maiden mesa]

So I’m “talking blabbering”? What does that mean

[rigid lion]

Slang is updating day by day huh

[stark kayak]

why are you bringing age into this I was literally complaining about an opening bro think he the one that made chess or smth 😭

[severe oxide]

Just saying stupid bullshit

[maiden mesa]

Because you talk like a zoomer

[stark kayak]

I don't know is it

[stark kayak]

skibidi toilet

[grim edge]

fax

[nimble roost]

this guy was dming my dumb ass friend and she was like he's doxxing me got scared nd deleted discord so im reporting him and then blocking her cus she's too much drama aha😭😭

[stark kayak]

ok shut up wait i nearly bludnered

[severe oxide]

who?

is the person

[jagged minnow]

Hey

[nimble roost]

don't really wanna say that 😂

[stark kayak]

😭

[severe oxide]

dm it too me

[nimble roost]

ill tell yu in dms

[severe oxide]

kk

[manic acorn]

LMFAO

[eternal horizon]

Who’s winning 2024 Candidates

[nimble niche]

hans

[manic acorn]

not you

[peak plank]

jacob

not @warped vigil

just jacob.

[manic acorn]

got the whole squad laughing

[hollow gulch]

yo does anyone know how to get into a new league? chess.com hasnt given me a new one in a while

[eternal horizon]

Watch me 😈

[eternal horizon]

Just play a lot of games

[manic acorn]

watching

[hollow gulch]

nah i know that but

i literally dont have a division

[eternal horizon]

It’s Sunday

They’ll be fixed in a few hours I think

[worthy yarrow]

hi

[stark kayak]

lets go I won

but I missed a free queen 💀

and I missed like 3 checkmates

but they were all late game so it's sweet 🔥

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Swastik Routray (swastikroutray)

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<:profile:1016802308278976642> Swayam Prakash Samantaray (swayam_prakash)

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Name: Swayam Prakash Samantaray (swayam_prakash)
Premium Member: False
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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1203 (1342 peak)
Blitz: 1087 (1213 peak)
Bullet: 1518 (peak)

[mossy basin]

wow

[winter merlin]

up for a game?

[mossy basin]

no, maths class is about to start

some other day

[winter merlin]

[nimble niche]

im so good at chess i have a 13.5-13.5 score against an 1800

[grim edge]

Idk what the score means but you look so happy so I'm happy for you. Good job!

[icy dune]

pixel has a tied score with me 💀

pixel hard counters me somehow

[nimble niche]

I have a 3-0 score against him

[drowsy crest]

Pixel has not beaten me even once

[digital phoenix]

im 5-0 against him

[grim edge]

You haven't played with him yet. Ha!

[minor spoke]

I’m 1-8 against him 💀

Or 2-8

Wait 3-9-5, W L D

[stark kayak]

bro I think the guy im vsing is tryna time stall, we are 2 moves into the game and they just waiting?

[digital phoenix]

well then good right u get free win

[stark kayak]

yeah

I'm not complaining just gotta do something else for 10 minutes ahaha

that's if chess didn't add a timer for that tho 🥶

[icy sparrow]

Hello

[stable mirage]

pixel more like free wins

[cedar osprey]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @icy sparrow, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[stable mirage]

┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)

[grim edge]

wheres zax

[stark kayak]

I played really good for like 3 games and now I just completely tilted ☠️

[stable mirage]

gone forever

[grim edge]

wait whyyyyy

[stark kayak]

idek what I was doing in the game im playing rn 😭

[stable mirage]

idk ask them

[grim edge]

@main copper where zax

[restive storm]

zax deleted his discord account

[grim edge]

WHYYYYY

WHERES MY ZAX FEET THEN

[restive storm]

ayo

[stable mirage]

what

[restive storm]

it looks like bro also doesn't play chess that much anymore

his last game was on jan 23rd

his 2nd last game was last year

idk what he's doing

[grim edge]

what does it sound like

hes gotten lost in the sauce

[stable mirage]

[outer sage]

Hi

[grim edge]

i wish i was the sauce he got lost in

[fervent gale]

But it says you're 2200-2399 rated 💀

[nimble niche]

1800s are so good i can't believe i got an even score against one

[grim edge]

Bro, how are you losing to 1800's as an 2200+

[nimble niche]

1800s are insane at chess wdym

[grim edge]

You are litterally WCM level... how???

[stable mirage]

turns out wcm are not very good

[nimble niche]

i am a wcm

[minor spoke]

Ur mom is a wcm

[stable mirage]

dang they’re worse than I thought

[nimble niche]

what mum

[minor spoke]

I’ve beaten quite a few in lower tc

[minor spoke]

Bri’ish

[stuck kestrel]

anyone can be wcm level

[nimble niche]

wcm is the only title ive never played against

[stuck kestrel]

LM?

[nimble niche]

disgusting

[nimble niche]

played in lance simuls a couple of times

[vague burrow]

kitten left us

[stuck kestrel]

AIM

[nimble niche]

ok

[grim edge]

oh no

[fervent gale]

Wdym I'm 1800 and I'm trash

[grim edge]

I forgot it even existed

[stable mirage]

I have no wnm games but I have 6 games against wcms

[grim edge]

Arena International Master?

[stuck kestrel]

yes

[nimble niche]

omg ur 1800??! teach me ur wayss!!! 😱😱😱

[stable mirage]

though 2 of the games were before one of them was a wcm

[vague burrow]

1800 and 2200 sucks ass

[sleek oriole]

1800s are trash

[grim edge]

Women titled players are already rare

[fervent gale]

Play the Grob opening

[stable mirage]

incredible stuff

[fervent gale]

Some WCM are awarded because they scored well in a tournament

[stuck kestrel]

pretty sure i saw a 1500 wcm once

chess.com

[nimble niche]

who's up for an lc adoption match?

[fervent gale]

Pretty sure there are many more 1500 WCMs

[clear night]

Hi

[grim edge]

To be a WCM you need to have elo of 2200 FIDE... how???

[stuck kestrel]

wishing i was a gril

[nimble niche]

13.5-13.5 is a very good score against an 1800

1800s are actually cracked at chess frfr

[stuck kestrel]

not if ur 2200

[plain arrow]

same

[fervent gale]

Someone got WCM because they got a good score in a tournament though

[plain arrow]

being a woman means it's easier to get titles

[nimble niche]

whos 2200

[stuck kestrel]

then id seduce people for nitro 😔

[stuck kestrel]

ur mum

[plain arrow]

or you can just start catfishing people for nitro right now lol

[plain arrow]

that's a compliment, you idiot

[stable mirage]

or make friends with a rich person and convince them to give you yearly bday nitro

[stuck kestrel]

ik , im complimenting his mum

[grim edge]

Elo wise? Because for example, the only difference I see between CM and WCM is that to get CM you need to be 2300 FIDE and to be WCM you need to be 2200

[stuck kestrel]

i like his mum

[stuck kestrel]

obviously elo wise

[unique marlin]

e12

[grim edge]

Did I just see a rickroll

[stable mirage]

mr D show yourself

[stuck kestrel]

no

[unique marlin]

i wanna see ur D pls

[grim edge]

@ebon sphinx buddy, we saw that

[unique marlin]

dm

[stuck kestrel]

what about mine

[ebon sphinx]

yes

[grim edge]

[unique marlin]

also urs in dm pls

😩

[ebon sphinx]

the D juice gambit

[digital phoenix]

dominican republic

[stuck kestrel]

🇩🇴 🇩🇲

which one

[grim edge]

The one on the left

[stuck kestrel]

yes

[grim edge]

Obviously

[stuck kestrel]

what is the one on the right then?

dont google it

[digital phoenix]

its dm

[grim edge]

Some island nation in the pacific that is 42069 KM away from any other landmass

[stuck kestrel]

wrong

its dominica

[keen parrot]

🧞

[clear night]

Hi

[stuck kestrel]

ur right, it is

its in the caribbean

[plain arrow]

yup

[ebon sphinx]

wat

[keen parrot]

both wrong, CM is 2200 and WCM is 2000 💀💀

[plain arrow]

if only every rich person was like Mr Beast

[grim edge]

Oh

I guess I just forgot

[nimble niche]

cmon finish the last 2 games for adoption

[keen parrot]

who are you adopting

[nimble niche]

boston mike

not accepting rematch after 8-0

[stuck kestrel]

u are adopted

[hallow gate]

i am not

[stuck kestrel]

your parents left u in a garbage dump

[clear night]

I like chess

[keen parrot]

you dodged adoption too shush

[clear night]

You sound like you're from an Asian country close to India?

[stuck kestrel]

How

[keen parrot]

[stuck kestrel]

[keen parrot]

is he wrong though

[clear night]

Pakistan?

[stuck kestrel]

whos alt are u blud

[keen parrot]

[stuck kestrel]

whose alt

[keen parrot]

not mine clearly

[nimble niche]

how much would you bet thats nk

[stuck kestrel]

Im from afghanistan

i can speak their language

[keen parrot]

joined the server in June

[hallow gate]

but then i won

[clear night]

Close enough ig.

[stuck kestrel]

are u from india

[keen parrot]

no that was the second adoption match

[hallow gate]

$5

[hallow gate]

nah but i wouldve won anyway

[keen parrot]

i wouldn't bet at all cause i don't think it's NK

[clear night]

I guess I am

[stable mirage]

negative bet

[keen parrot]

dunno man it was 9-0

[stuck kestrel]

Dont act mysterious, its my turn to guess now

[hallow gate]

exactly so it wouldve been 9-1

[stuck kestrel]

India?

[clear night]

Ok.

[nimble niche]

it was 7-0 before i won

[stuck kestrel]

tf do u mean “Ok”

[clear night]

Wtf am I supposed to do here. I don't even remember why I joined this

[stuck kestrel]

Yes or no?

[clear night]

Ok

[stuck kestrel]

harami

mote

[keen parrot]

you should try to catfish a mod in this server to gain special privileges @clear night

[stuck kestrel]

Im just gonna ask questions to guess

[clear night]

ok

[hallow gate]

LOL

[stuck kestrel]

do you eat with ur hands ?

[clear night]

ok

[hallow gate]

who would be the best tho

[keen parrot]

ok

[digital phoenix]

ur best chance is bast

[hallow gate]

nah but bast is french

[stuck kestrel]

omg

[clear night]

Ty

[stuck kestrel]

Please just leave the server

[keen parrot]

bastoura i guess, ever since dahlia started ignoring him on insta and they don't do private video calls anymore

[clear night]

no

[hallow gate]

wait what ahahhahahahahahahahahhahahhaha really?

[stuck kestrel]

are u from india

[hallow gate]

send insta btw

[clear night]

ok

[proven drift]

💀

[stuck kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/summit-summit1g-jaryd-lazar-punch-streamer-gif-16527961

[stuck kestrel]

nk ur alt is very annoying

[proven drift]

Why

[grim edge]

wow nk smh

[hasty cove]

Hiiiii

[stuck kestrel]

because hes you

[nimble niche]

told you it's nk

[grim edge]

stop annoying other people

except me

[proven drift]

What did i do

[keen parrot]

yeah, all is proven in screenshots im just not home rn

[stuck kestrel]

your mere presence is annoying

[clear night]

How do I get the "This user hates the trusted role"?

[hallow gate]

alr bet just ping me (hopefully do it within the next 5 hours)

[stuck kestrel]

Ok

[keen parrot]

oh nah i won't be home for like another 8

[hallow gate]

oh damn js send it anyway ill eventually see it

[clear night]

yes

[keen parrot]

but they were in a 2 player room with cameras on at a few occasions

[proven drift]

Is that because I'm trying to get fots?

[hallow gate]

💀 uhuh

[stuck kestrel]

yes

[keen parrot]

also dahlia mentioned yesterday that she is ignoring bast on insta cause he keeps sending cat memes

[digital phoenix]

seconds

[hallow gate]

LOL AHAHAHAHAHA DESERVED

[keen parrot]

you will never get it as long as anitta is admin you know that right?

[proven drift]

But but c'mon fots ain't that bad it's not that il turn into a npc

[keen parrot]

hours

[digital phoenix]

days

[stuck kestrel]

then why u want it

[digital phoenix]

do it for a year

[proven drift]

💀 ok vimun if u say so

[keen parrot]

dude why does piss color role overwrite fots

[proven drift]

Heck no

[hasty cove]

Lets watch queens gambit

[keen parrot]

[proven drift]

Because the purple color is cool

[stuck kestrel]

you aint getting it lil bro

[proven drift]

Why

[stuck kestrel]

you can change ur identity and all

[keen parrot]

no one here will ever get it

[proven drift]

I'm a good person now i stopped harrassing vimun

And others

[keen parrot]

for like half a day 💀

[stuck kestrel]

Ur worse now because of that

[proven drift]

💀 what the

[proven drift]

Hey i atleast tried

[keen parrot]

smh

[proven drift]

[keen parrot]

[proven drift]

U get harassed because ....u are stupid

[keen parrot]

real

[proven drift]

U literally have 50k msgs here

[keen parrot]

you have more

[proven drift]

I don't

My main had like idk 25k

[gusty tusk]

hiii

[proven drift]

I ain't putting that much effort

[keen parrot]

35k close enough

[stuck kestrel]

u already did blud

[proven drift]

Am i that terrible that I can't get fots like ever

[stuck kestrel]

yep

[proven drift]

Well u are more terrible

[primal fern]

@clear night !trusted

[stable jungle]

@clear night With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[stuck kestrel]

for me thats more of an achievement

look at this npc ahh neuro

[proven drift]

Alr I don't want fots of I'm gona be like this

[stuck kestrel]

He has fots but all he does is spam welcome messages

[keen parrot]

i have seen someone else w your pronouns before, is it from a song or smth

[primal fern]

and catch cheaters

[stuck kestrel]

His brain has been programmed specifically to welcome people

[proven drift]

U don't even come close to me

[primal fern]

not spamming if it's to a different person who is new to the server

[proven drift]

I am the most wanted person on mods list

[stuck kestrel]

i got timed out for a day few days back because i said tunak tunak and “south india is irrelevant”

[keen parrot]

ive seen you do it like 5 times to the same person

[stuck kestrel]

skull

[keen parrot]

bro thinks he is fin

[primal fern]

their fault for not connecting. just joined role are not trusted

[proven drift]

I got timed out for 7 days because i said il punch u

[digital phoenix]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@primal fern With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[stuck kestrel]

i got timed out for a day because i said “pet lizard 😂”

[proven drift]

Tbh u can't deny that I have like 4 pages of notes is that not enough

[keen parrot]

imo you shouldn't harass people for not linking their chess account, just my opinion though

[stuck kestrel]

why did he get muted though

[gusty tusk]

i saw it on a tiktok

[keen parrot]

idek how many i have

[primal fern]

my point isn't to harass it's to encourage

[proven drift]

I got timed out for saying ! welcome

[keen parrot]

oh aight

[proven drift]

I prob have more

Doofus has claimed that

[primal fern]

hey welcome please connect your account for trusted role here 🙂

[echo kestrel]

Username?

[proven drift]

I wasn't a very good human in my past

[echo kestrel]

Username rn

[keen parrot]

i know that I'm the person with the most mutes without ever being locked out

[echo kestrel]

Ehh I've had quite a few

[proven drift]

I want that

[keen parrot]

bro didn't you have a crush or smth 😭

[echo kestrel]

What..

[stuck kestrel]

togi , update

[echo kestrel]

What?

[stuck kestrel]

did u steal the baddie or nah

[keen parrot]

you seem very insistent on getting this girls tiktok

[gusty tusk]

i dont play chess tho

[echo kestrel]

When in the world was I talking about this?? 😭

[primal fern]

oh then how come you joined the server?

[echo kestrel]

Then why the heck are you here??

[proven drift]

Please don't tell me that she is on the internet and u have a e crush

[stuck kestrel]

I remember u were talking about a girl and how her bf was abusive

[echo kestrel]

God dang you still remember that?

That was months ago

[primal fern]

@stuck kestrel what opening do you play?

[stuck kestrel]

yes

[gusty tusk]

i tried it once on my friends account

[stuck kestrel]

im basically like a woman

[stuck kestrel]

queens gambit

[echo kestrel]

That's bannable

[echo kestrel]

Wild

[primal fern]

....playing on another person's account is againt TOS and can get your friend banned

[keen parrot]

i remember too, what happened with that?

[primal fern]

you need to make your own account please @gusty tusk

[stuck kestrel]

i keep track of everything, either in my brain or photo gallery

[echo kestrel]

Well uhh she's apparently super attached to her bf which I don't like so we're a bit less in touch now. She doesn't even wanna ft or hangout without him and I'm scared of him so yeah

[echo kestrel]

Dang that's wild..

[gusty tusk]

oh sorry

[keen parrot]

@gusty tusk just don't admit to it lmao they will never catch it

[echo kestrel]

@keen parrot

[primal fern]

me too leme jnow if you need assistance with learning how to play it better

[stuck kestrel]

so u fumbled

[keen parrot]

aight

[stuck kestrel]

i dont even play chess

[echo kestrel]

What in the world was I supposed to do...

[primal fern]

she doesn't even have an account

[nimble niche]

dont say who your friend is and theyll never know

[stuck kestrel]

i thought u were gonna get a gun and confront him

[primal fern]

are you interested in learning chess?

[keen parrot]

okay? maybe you should be more emcouraging instead of threatening

[echo kestrel]

He has a gun and he's abusive...

[hallow gate]

mk

[stuck kestrel]

what gun

[proven drift]

...call the cops

[tall goblet]

hey bro i was also listening m83

[primal fern]

read my last message

[stuck kestrel]

is it an AR

[echo kestrel]

Well..

[keen parrot]

yeh im listening to their album rn while on the car, its pretty great

[tall goblet]

@keen parrot m83 is best song for GTA-5

[stuck kestrel]

hes american. thats like completely normal there

[primal fern]

there was nothing threatening. just facts

[proven drift]

What the

[tall goblet]

great

[gusty tusk]

not rlly willing to put in effort but ig its nice

[clear night]

Egg

[proven drift]

So being abusive is fine?

[echo kestrel]

No idea

[vague burrow]

hello nerds

[stuck kestrel]

if he was abusive then why would she like him that much

[vague burrow]

you aint getting her lil bro stop tryin

[proven drift]

Idk

[primal fern]

alright well this is a chess server haha so the first step would be to make a chess account and start asking questions and putting in the effort to improve 🙂

[keen parrot]

from what i know from third hand information is that the girl seems very attached to the guy no matter how bad she gets treated, there is nothing togishere can do tbh he needs to move on

[white sorrel]

anyone wanna play some daily games

[grim edge]

Hi

[keen parrot]

💀💀

[gusty tusk]

okayy thankss 🥰

[hasty cove]

Me

[primal fern]

its part of fots role to help people out. this person is new and doesn't know much about the chess culture. its up to them if they want to put the effort in

[ebon sphinx]

ruy lopez

[proven drift]

...dam but isn't this shit still illegal?

[nimble niche]

chats wildin again

[white sorrel]

send me

[vague burrow]

oh right u are tryin to be mod

[primal fern]

why? that's kind of a high level opening

[stuck kestrel]

make an account on lichess

[keen parrot]

yeah its illegal but it seems very unlikely that the girl wants to press charges

[nimble niche]

catfish ahh account

[primal fern]

@vague burrow you only got 1 account?

[stuck kestrel]

probably just a kink or something

[proven drift]

Well can't this togishere guy press charges?

[vague burrow]

nope 2

[keen parrot]

they all fallin for the catfish

[stuck kestrel]

lol

[primal fern]

approved i assume?

[vague burrow]

yea

[primal fern]

mint 😄

[keen parrot]

wouldn't really hold up in court if the girl doesn't want to

[nimble niche]

falling for obvious catfish fr

[vague burrow]

facts

[stuck kestrel]

idc. i just like the fat cat

[primal fern]

you're pretty strong how did you improve over the years?

i may learn something from you tbh

i'm only 1912

[proven drift]

...what why ? Isn't the girl in real danger then?

[keen parrot]

and now he is going for you 😭

[stuck kestrel]

#💬〡chess-talk

[vague burrow]

[proven drift]

What if the dude gets his pistol out

[keen parrot]

the case really depends on how convincing the girls testimony is and if she doesn't want this then that will be unlikely

[dreamy lynx]

bro

[echo kestrel]

Yeah I wanna help her, I really do, I just don't know all the details and stuff. She's had a rough childhood, she's been in a lot of fights, so she can hold her own (hopefully). Yeah, I have moved on, but I hope she's able to get out of that relationship eventually. There really isn't anything she can do. She lives with him. Without him, she has nothing

[dreamy lynx]

French defense is always whack

[keen parrot]

yeah hopefully she finds the courage to leave him if things do go south

[noble widget]

And that, kids, is why you always play 1..e5

[stuck kestrel]

doesnt she have parents or siblings or anything

[echo kestrel]

I don't know honestly..

[grim edge]

I GOT DARED TO USE DISCORD LIGHT THEME FOR AN HOUR

[keen parrot]

real, e5 players get bitches

[grim edge]

ITS IMPOSSIBLE

[ebon sphinx]

cagnus marlsen

[echo kestrel]

Yeah I hope so too..

[proven drift]

Yo ig u should talk to her about this and when she you know says something against her boy friend like" ya he hits me " take a ss of the whole conversation and then call the cops with proof

[grim edge]

HELP

[hasty cove]

🥹

[valid dock]

<500 nub

[echo kestrel]

No parents, no siblings. Her parents are abusive, so she left them

[vague burrow]

I basically used to take coaching from a fide master when i was like 1650 on lichess and I used to analyze games of ding , magnus , pragg , hikaru , viswanathan and more

[stuck kestrel]

[noble widget]

Lol that’s not why you improved 💀

[primal fern]

what's the problem

[proven drift]

From the Indian movies I have seen this shit works

[stuck kestrel]

bro has started a criminal investigation

[echo kestrel]

Yeah, I've really wanted to confront her about the abuse thing. She hasn't talked about it and she tried to cover it up when it happened. I haven't confronted her on it yet though

[vague burrow]

[grim edge]

LIGHT MODE IS TOO BRIGHt

[primal fern]

i haven't studied any masters games that could be something i could do for the openings i play

[keen parrot]

im half-decent cause i wasted my entire childhood playing chess

[stuck kestrel]

indian movies are the furthest from reality

[proven drift]

Dam then do it

[noble widget]

Lowkey just get better at tactics and calculation

We all could

[echo kestrel]

I suppose I should...

[proven drift]

....well

[proven drift]

Also when this case is solved yk tell the news that I helped u

[noble widget]

Same

[grim edge]

Can anyone give free nitro

[echo kestrel]

Yeppp dw I will

[tall goblet]

bruh how did u contact that bot?

[vague burrow]

I see..

[tall goblet]

is it in our server?

[grim edge]

IDK

[vague burrow]

oh no why I am doing nerd talk

[proven drift]

Ahhh yes I'ma be famous The whole america would thank me

[tall goblet]

huh?

[keen parrot]

[grim edge]

I found it on a server

[tall goblet]

which server ?

[echo kestrel]

Yessss!! 😄

[tall goblet]

midjourney?

[proven drift]

Jeez

[tall goblet]

u killed ur happiness

[keen parrot]

nah im fine w it

[tall goblet]

do u have FIDE rating?

[proven drift]

Fr my whole child hood I watched cartoons and had so much fun

[keen parrot]

2100

[tall goblet]

same

[noble widget]

I have some regrets on the time spent in chess but even tho it sounds cringe it’s actually taught me a little bit

[tall goblet]

r u rated player?

[ebon sphinx]

guys i just played the c U m gambit

[keen parrot]

wym rated

[grim edge]

I CaNt HaNdLe ThE LIGhT

[proven drift]

Yet u are 500

[noble widget]

Just say no

[keen parrot]

just take an hour break

[noble widget]

Shut up

[proven drift]

Lmao I'm sorry I had to say it

[valid dock]

Tru

[noble widget]

Lol good timing gestur

[tall goblet]

bro like IM,FM

[keen parrot]

no i don't have a title yet

[grim edge]

Yay

[valid dock]

You doesn't sound like a <500

[proven drift]

Lmao

[grim edge]

Im back to dark mode

[tall goblet]

Eyes be like 💀

[noble widget]

No u didnt and I’m only a <500 in life

which is more important smh

[proven drift]

...what does that mean