💬〡general-off-topic

[keen parrot]

guys you can talk about anything except the thing that specifically annoys me

how are you feeling now that fin is muted

[flint fox]

whats to

[supple imp]

And if that fails you'll just need to bet 250 then 500 so if you have enough money you'll eventually win it back

[chilly kiln]

What happened to being nice

[proven drift]

The problem is after vimun talks about his relationship PPL attack and harras him and then he goes like "why does everyone attack me "

[severe oxide]

TRUE

[peak plank]

was this your doing @upbeat viper

[keen parrot]

i havent attacked anyone, why would i deserve to be attacked

[grim edge]

I just answered your question

[flint fox]

why r people hyperfixated over some person's relationship

[supple imp]

Cause, why not

[flint fox]

Unless they're a damn celebrity

[keen parrot]

discord celeb 💀

[proven drift]

Idk ask God? Why would I know

[chilly kiln]

it was a y/n question

[proven drift]

Idk cuz...the internet?

[minor spoke]

Yall chill bruh this chat is never peaceful lol

[proven drift]

Like do y'all not know what happened to dream

[flint fox]

the bible literally says to love your own enemies

[grim edge]

always the same people online at a certain time

[grim edge]

Okay

[flint fox]

i don't tho

[severe oxide]

Give me something to break!

Just give me something to break!

[grim edge]

i live in almost the middle of the map

[keen parrot]

dream didnt do anything wrong as far as i know

[supple imp]

If you're fixated on a celebrities relationship, ima be real, you may as well end it all now

[severe oxide]

about ur (censored) face!

[nocturne elk]

me who was in a fight hours ago myself 🍿

[grim edge]

I am almost always here

[keen parrot]

except for cheating in speedruns that was cringe

[minor spoke]

Lol this chat goes crazy

[grim edge]

a streetfight?

[severe oxide]

I hope ya know i pack a chainsaw! (what?)

[flint fox]

i'm not the one hating on vimun cause they dated someone they met on discord

[severe oxide]

A chainsaw!

[pliant charm]

wait how the hell did you guys get to dream

[nocturne elk]

nop here 💀

[proven drift]

He didn't PPL were just trying to cancel him for no reason but in his idk response/ apology he talked about it

[severe oxide]

A (censored) chainsaw!

[flint fox]

Your life is your life dawg

[grim edge]

oh

[severe oxide]

So come and get it!

[grim edge]

when was the last time you had a real fight? to all men

[keen parrot]

people expected dream to be this uberchad, when he revealed and people find out he is just an average white guy they got disappointed ig

[pliant charm]

everybody here lives in a different world istg

[proven drift]

PPL were literally calling him a predator

[grim edge]

true

[flint fox]

8th grade cause people still struggle to differentiate your and you're

[severe oxide]

dreams only crime was being cringe

[grim edge]

fr

[supple imp]

He was accused for being a child fiddler, but every mc youtuber these days is a child fiddler

[keen parrot]

iirc none of that stuff was true? im not a part of the dream community and everything i know is second hand info but yea

[severe oxide]

he disproved all that shi in his video

[grim edge]

bruh, what a reason for a fight

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/buzz-lightyear-no-sign-of-intelligent-life-dumb-toy-story-gif-11489315

[supple imp]

Excuse me explain to me why tf this server is pg 13 when only people 13+ are allowed to be in it

[flint fox]

man idk

[keen parrot]

why did we lose one of the good ones 😭

[supple imp]

He was accused but it wasn't proven

[flint fox]

i only joined cause it sounded stupid af

[keen parrot]

no i meant the passing of technoblade

[supple imp]

Alright

[severe oxide]

@supple imp i lost 8k using ur method, do i take out a second morgage on the house?

[flint fox]

he respawnrd

[proven drift]

PPL were literally going to his house , doxxing him , swatting him etc etc just because he idk probably cheated

[supple imp]

Ye we can't end on a loss

[severe oxide]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18jB0zQysgg&ab_channel=Dream disproves all ofit

[severe oxide]

FACTS!

[supple imp]

Incho how old are you actually

[flint fox]

the lie

[proven drift]

Fr I still watch his potato war series and all his sky block videos

[keen parrot]

i meant that technoblade died, never was a big fan of dream anyway

[severe oxide]

several years old

[flint fox]

i miss zel

[keen parrot]

i mean he def cheated but its still not okay to do that

[flint fox]

i cant message the silly car anymore

[supple imp]

I couldn't have guessed that in a million years

[chilly kiln]

based

[grim edge]

crazy is that dreams old face leak was real

[keen parrot]

he came back and then left again :(

[severe oxide]

i used to troll on mc servers by saying techno deserved it, people got sooooo mad

[proven drift]

Nothing was true PPL were just hating on him

[flint fox]

Hi V

[severe oxide]

im either 13 or 16 or 39

[carmine silo]

nobody expected him to be a chad

[proven drift]

I don't think he cheated he kinda talked about it on his video

[chilly kiln]

i wholly thought it was some random kid

[keen parrot]

that aint v thats incho

[severe oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/dawg-skull-emoji-gif-24661581

[grim edge]

me too

[keen parrot]

dream most certainly cheated in his minecraft speedruns lmao, whatever he kinda quit em anyway

[proven drift]

He covered years of drama in 1 video literally soloed the whole internet

[minor spoke]

💀

[honest drift]

E4oeoeoeo

[pliant charm]

Facts

[chilly kiln]

damn you're old

[severe oxide]

i have second round of basketball tryouts tommorow im so HYPE

[flint fox]

there is a 39 year old among us

[proven drift]

It has been 1 year and yet the only time I cried was when Technoblade passed away

[minor spoke]

Give more options

[grim edge]

dream is a nice guy but act cringe and took advantage of his fan girls

[viral epoch]

Best clap back of modern day youtube

[grim edge]

doing concerts n things

[flint fox]

i know nothing abt dream

[pliant charm]

do you just want him to count starting from 1

[proven drift]

As I said literally soloed the whole internet

[flint fox]

idk the drama and that shi

[chilly kiln]

I literally watched the so long nerds video before going to class

[minor spoke]

Obv

[chilly kiln]

Made the whole day unbearable

[severe oxide]

39, 16, 93, 15 or 20.

[grim edge]

a minecraft ytuber who people thought he is a groomer

[pliant charm]

Gotta be 93

[covert cosmos]

:3

[grim edge]

why most groomers are mc ytubers?

[minor spoke]

Ik which 👀

[severe oxide]

which

[keen parrot]

cause the fanbase is mostly kids ig groomers are attracted to that thought

[chilly kiln]

cause mc is popular with kids

[minor spoke]

U want me to say it?

[proven drift]

I watched it after coming from school and oh god i was so sad literally ruined everything i remember I had a videogame tournament that day

[chilly kiln]

39

[severe oxide]

sure

[covert cosmos]

100

[grim edge]

true

[proven drift]

I don't think it's all the mc ybts dream was literally the most hated person on the internet at that moment so it explains all the allegations

[viral epoch]

Not everyone will catch what you say NK

[honest drift]

Lalalalf

[flint fox]

i beat my 1100 english teacher frfr

[chilly kiln]

Watching tommy cry on camera over it made it all feel so much more real

[proven drift]

[minor spoke]

16

[viral epoch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/980875708895207574/1201981448186232963/ezgif-5-5e40a4de2d.gif

[severe oxide]

am i a degenerate 💀

[grim edge]

crazy

[chilly kiln]

otb? (on the bed/over the bed)

[proven drift]

Fr and oh god technos last message was .... Sad

[flint fox]

yes

[chilly kiln]

damn thats crazy

[minor spoke]

Hi kirby

[covert cosmos]

helo

[minor spoke]

Can i have pancakes

[slate owl]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1124062163703705662/1202261426014789662/IMG_2786.gif

[proven drift]

Dream got ripped apart because he was avg

[covert cosmos]

no

[minor spoke]

:(

[flint fox]

he uses the 1.f3, e5 2. Bf2 thing

[covert cosmos]

egg

[proven drift]

Anyways my time has come im going to bed

[minor spoke]

Choclate

[covert cosmos]

pancak

[flint fox]

"it is better to poop in the sink than to sink in the poop"

[grim edge]

Farewell

[minor spoke]

Have u played smash bros

[covert cosmos]

no

[covert cosmos]

:3

[minor spoke]

Kirby goes crazy in it

[flint fox]

i thought it was a dog

[slate owl]

smash

[drowsy crest]

💀

[covert cosmos]

kirby anvil or something

[grim edge]

my main when I will begin to play online

[grim edge]

love kirby

[minor spoke]

Ikr op

[flint fox]

fr

[covert cosmos]

fire in the hole

[fervent hare]

peak gameplay with no bugs

[keen parrot]

geomentry desh

[covert cosmos]

grometry desh

[shy pike]

Spooky

[minor spoke]

LMAO

[shy pike]

he can't even spell triple 😔

[shrewd vessel]

hi storm

[flint fox]

GRR STORMLIGHT IS THAT A DOG OR SMOKE IN THE SKY

[shy pike]

helooo

[fervent hare]

actually factually it's geometry dash*

[shy pike]

HOW DO YOU SEE SMOKE

[flint fox]

I BLUR ON COMMAND

[shy pike]

omfg people see lion, seal, smoke, ||one saw fcking 9/11...||

[covert cosmos]

huh

[tulip lichen]

pancakes are ass

[flint fox]

WHAT

triple towers

[covert cosmos]

no

[shy pike]

it's such a strange phenomenon

[grim edge]

why

[tulip lichen]

argue with your mother

[fervent hare]

waffles and pancakes are great be both be happy be no enemies

[shy pike]

Waffles >>

[covert cosmos]

pancak

[tulip lichen]

facts

[shy pike]

pancakes are just so meh

[flint fox]

waffle = pancaek

[tulip lichen]

L take

[covert cosmos]

purple waffl

[fervent hare]

FR

[shy pike]

Agree

[flint fox]

i dont rlly give a shit since it's just bread for me lmfao

[shy pike]

much better yum

[shy pike]

different texture bread smhh

[flint fox]

but i do like waffles

[grim edge]

waffles and pancakes are both good

[fervent hare]

one crispy one is not

[flint fox]

all my fellas

[fervent hare]

yes indeed

[tulip lichen]

pancakes are so plain and you need to put a tub of sugar on them to make them actually taste decent

[grim edge]

why didnt u build a man for her

[flint fox]

fluffy vs crispy

[shy pike]

meow

[fervent hare]

CRAZY

[covert cosmos]

same with waffles???

[flint fox]

nah u can taste the difference

[shy pike]

fr

[nimble niche]

smash or pass

[covert cosmos]

smash with a hammer

[tulip lichen]

who puts maple syrup on waffles

[fervent hare]

[covert cosmos]

who doesn’t

[fervent hare]

everyone does??

[flint fox]

ping me right now if waffles taste different from pancakes

[fervent hare]

bro who let this man cook

[fervent hare]

they same

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

the weird canadians

[nocturne elk]

different

[grim edge]

some weird people

[tulip lichen]

bro literally everyone eats it with either a tiny dust of powdered sugar and some fruits or chocolate

[grim edge]

fr

[tulip lichen]

who puts maple syrup on waffles💀

[covert cosmos]

literally who doesn’t

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/canadian-flag-canada-bored-driving-waving-flag-gif-13548530

[fervent hare]

I do

[grim edge]

better than putting gunpowder and bullets on waffles

[grim edge]

I want that cake

[tulip lichen]

maple syrup is for pancakes because they need to be overly sweet to be decent gang

dont waste maple syrup on waffles

[grim edge]

And then shooting the person who ate them

[grim edge]

i am not american lmao

mission failed

And then shooting everyone in the house

[tulip lichen]

or with chicken n waffles just eat them as they are still tastes good

[grim edge]

W

[fervent hare]

chat keeps always aruging bout dumb shit

[honest drift]

Acknowledge

[chilly kiln]

[nimble niche]

damper

[turbid axle]

yoo

[honest drift]

2sin2 to sleep 😴

[grim edge]

what chat doesnt? maybe discord is about all the experience we collected along the way

[covert cosmos]

pancakes are already super sweet tf?

what is your american ahh on

[fervent hare]

yall aruging abt bread

tf u mean thats not dumb

[shrewd vessel]

pancakes themselves shouldn't be that sweet

[covert cosmos]

add blueberry

[grim edge]

If u make pancakes to be super sweet BEFORE toppings

[tulip lichen]

assuming i'm american is crazy like i literally hate pancakes💀

[grim edge]

Be the light that shines in the darkness everyone cannot see

You are crazy

[tulip lichen]

diabetes

[grim edge]

EXACTLY

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/diabetes-stare-intensifies-gif-4484736

[grim edge]

I dont want diabetes

[covert cosmos]

no they’re already just sweet so you add blueberries to make them sour

[drowsy crest]

Who eats waffles

[chilly kiln]

nothings wrong with placing butter on pancakes

[covert cosmos]

fr

[nocturne elk]

how do u know?

[grim edge]

Because I dont want it

[grim edge]

Maybe theyre sweet when u make them, big boy

I dont want to die

[nocturne elk]

you might like it

[grim edge]

Jeez

[chilly kiln]

Too bad

[grim edge]

[shrewd vessel]

why yall putting ur iqs in ur username

[nocturne elk]

dont knock it till you try it

🙂

[grim edge]

They wanna show how dumb they are

[tulip lichen]

idk black people and some of europe

[grim edge]

we had a convo yesterday...

[tulip lichen]

and people with taste

[drowsy crest]

I thought they ate kfc

[grim edge]

youre right

[grim edge]

man what did i just read

[chilly kiln]

maybe some ppl think that playing chess makes you smarter

[nimble roost]

is there a ticket sytem in this server or no

[drowsy crest]

[shrewd vessel]

ok but the only iqs ive seen are ones that are below avg

[spark apex]

NAHHH

[grim edge]

I just woke up and i already think thats enough internet today

[outer sage]

Me back again

[finite forum]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/894433628694663180/1190033029666717796/ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif

[shy pike]

yes you can buy movie theater tickets

[shrewd vessel]

ok but the only iqs ive seen are ones that are below avg

[spark apex]

3000 rated IM blundered mate in 1

[drowsy crest]

I am 800 iq

[chilly kiln]

"swallow before you speak"

[nimble roost]

nooo ahaha 😭 like when u can open a ticket to speak to staff temporarily

[shrewd vessel]

storm, are you actually she/her like ur profile says?

[chilly kiln]

same

[spark apex]

💀

[grim edge]

88 is below?? not in europe i think

[shrewd vessel]

bruh what

[spark apex]

💀

[shrewd vessel]

Lmao

[grim edge]

You were born with every single PHD knowledge and everything below that

[spark apex]

You're trolling right

[chilly kiln]

what is the average iq anyway

[grim edge]

I dont know. Am I?

[grim edge]

Europeans just built dumber

[weak cairn]

if i was 88 iq nobody would ever get that information out of me

[spark apex]

facts

[finite forum]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1099928172226678837/1190682926636093643/caption.gif?ex=65a2b0e3&is=65903be3&hm=24a65b9487ba0a50f9ad45e9536064d9b3492926a64541e8ff987871548d8dba&

[grim edge]

100

[shy pike]

Swallow what

[peak plank]

my IQ is 60 I think

[severe oxide]

lowest average iq country in europe is albania with like 85

[lime lava]

57-90

[finite forum]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1099928172226678837/1190682926636093643/caption.gif?ex=65a2b0e3&is=65903be3&hm=24a65b9487ba0a50f9ad45e9536064d9b3492926a64541e8ff987871548d8dba&

[keen parrot]

🇦🇱

[shrewd vessel]

are you actually a she/her or are you lying in ur profile

[grim edge]

What context u using that in?

[keen parrot]

w rizz

[weak cairn]

good shit bro

[peak plank]

strom is male

[drowsy crest]

Yeah

[finite forum]

uhh

[tulip lichen]

85 iq is crazy💀

[shy pike]

Brave search?

[spark apex]

I have a three digit IQ 😎 I don't know what the dash symbol means before it though

[drowsy crest]

Einstein had 1 percent of my knowledge

[keen parrot]

i am two digit get on my level

[grim edge]

yes

[grim edge]

dash?!!!1!! Gomety dash refence

[drowsy crest]

I am a point below average

[chilly kiln]

it means you have a brain tumor attached to your iq

[spark apex]

apparently -999 is very high according to my calculation.

[shy pike]

based

[grim edge]

would suck to be you hahahhaha

[grim edge]

Pretty sure u would die upon birth

[grim edge]

[spark apex]

If you miss all the questions on an IQ test does that make you a genius or an idiot?

[grim edge]

I just thought of something

[drowsy crest]

Indeed how are you 88 tho like I think even orangotons have 70

[grim edge]

couldnt even comprehend existing

IQ terrorism

[drowsy crest]

I am a capybara so it's reasonable

[shy pike]

IQ dumb anyway

[grim edge]

idk

[spark apex]

Your pattern recognition is so bad that you subconsciously realize good pattern recognition and reject it

[drowsy crest]

All the high iq people say that

[grim edge]

i will retake my iq test and show u my results

[chilly kiln]

It means your iq is too fast for the questions

[drowsy crest]

What if it's even worse

[grim edge]

I remember getting 111 on a iq test once

[grim edge]

then I will retake it until I have a higher score

[outer sage]

@grim edge

[grim edge]

lie

[grim edge]

Stfu

[shy pike]

did you drink mountain dew voltage before

[tulip lichen]

get a gf who likes to drink from straws thank me later🔥

[grim edge]

what

[peak plank]

I got a 60 😄

[drowsy crest]

You get a score of 100

[grim edge]

Clearly my ass took a tradeoff before i was sent into this simulatioj

[grim edge]

no way

[weak cairn]

why

[drowsy crest]

Yo my irl name is straws

[peak plank]

yes IQ is like golf

[shrewd vessel]

what the hell

[peak plank]

the lower the better 😄

[shy pike]

good job :3

[grim edge]

tf

[shy pike]

I'll see if i can beat you pixel

[tulip lichen]

crazy

[grim edge]

Of course, are you stupid

[shrewd vessel]

voltage tastes like shite

[shy pike]

sorry yeah:(

[peak plank]

rematch after a whole year? maybe.

[drowsy crest]

Get a girl who drinks from straws fr

[grim edge]

you smell like shite mate

[tulip lichen]

frfr

[shy pike]

yay

[grim edge]

Hop off league

Hop on grass

[shy pike]

But then I'll get fcked and i can't brag about having beat you

[raw walrus]

i got a 1, that basically means im mittens iq

[peak plank]

sent

[weak cairn]

nahhh.... you just roasted him....................

[shrewd vessel]

do you guys know the "what's the difference between me and a mosquito" joke

[peak plank]

eh bragging expires when it was that long ago

[keen parrot]

i dont get it

[nimble niche]

3-0

[grim edge]

No, because im not as dumb as a mosquito

[shy pike]

denied

[peak plank]

2 of the games were from over a year ago

[peak plank]

okay

[shy pike]

send lichess

[peak plank]

wat.

[nimble niche]

you haven't even been here for a year

[shy pike]

im using chess.com to use discord so i need lichess link

[nimble niche]

when you first joined you doubted my wayward queen, remember?

[peak plank]

this is my second disc acc

[grim edge]

omg, maybe i should cook for brunch today

[peak plank]

smh

other one had 50k+ messages then lost that

[shy pike]

what kind

brunch lunch, lunch brunch, brunch brunch?

[peak plank]

but yes, this was over a year ago @nimble niche

jan 2023

[shy pike]

Weak

[peak plank]

he had 90% accuracy

[grim edge]

idk..i think i like chicken, but i want light food... i cant think of anyh

[grim edge]

you cant eat light

[nimble niche]

crazy to think that i already played the scandi back then

that's the longest ive gone without changing an opening as black

[stuck kestrel]

plants can

[peak plank]

eh Nf6 scandi gets more credit than normal scandi

[grim edge]

go back to the corner eyepatch

youre the only plant in here

[stuck kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-alone-sad-person-alone-cradle-sitting-along-in-corner-gif-11206167521557372047

[nimble niche]

in classical not really, but Nf6 is a decent blitz opening

[stuck kestrel]

😔

[peak plank]

yeah ofc in blitz

[keen parrot]

you missed my daily bullying session smh

[grim edge]

stop typing

[shy pike]

Hi

[grim edge]

rn

[stuck kestrel]

Hello

[grim edge]

dni

[shy pike]

WHY

that's mean

[grim edge]

bro has free will in 2024 😂

[stuck kestrel]

hes mean

[shrewd vessel]

storm u gotta change ur profile

[shy pike]

why

[clear sequoia]

Nobody pinged about them. Please ping and reply to the offending message.

[stuck kestrel]

I dont. im being controlled by the free mason lizard people

[grim edge]

Next year god resets his save file again

[peak plank]

doofus where do I go to prep vs you

[keen parrot]

checked my ping from earlier?

[vague burrow]

hello nerds

[stuck kestrel]

the dog is ugly. replace it with a duck

[silk zephyr]

How do I overcome anxiety of playing a guy in USCF who is around 1k points higher rated than me?

[shy pike]

but i like the doggo :3

[silk zephyr]

Cuz I might play against him in a tournament in a week

[grim edge]

Stop playing chess

[grim edge]

Yea

[vague burrow]

still doing nerd talk

[nimble niche]

play better

[keen parrot]

he is expected to win, the pressure is on him lmao
also after the game ask your opponent if he wants to analyze you will learn something for sure

[grim edge]

imagine admitting to playing chess in THIS server 😭😭😭😭

nerd

[lime lava]

agreed

[weak cairn]

just improve 1k points in that week

[clear sequoia]

Hopefully, I'm mysterious enough!
Actually a friend of mine is convincing me to play 1.b4 in more games as white.

[vague burrow]

who tf talks about chess here

[shy pike]

i know not me

[vague burrow]

#💬〡chess-talk is here for a reason

[keen parrot]

tf are the mods ignoring me or somethign

[brisk ingot]

Rapid anyone?

[forest jasper]

You’re a moderator right? Can you mute the nzi?

[keen parrot]

legitimately blackballed 😭

[tulip lichen]

indomie is goated ngl

[lime lava]

is that a leaked prep?|| guys start preparing for 1.b4 asap||

[grim edge]

How homosexual is the middle guy here #stream-announcements message

[forest jasper]

He deleted both of those messages

[clear sequoia]

If somebody did a proper Server Mod ping I'm handling it.

[clear sequoia]

Also, connect your account! 😉

[stuck kestrel]

Mods arent there for useless and nonsensical thinfs

[worn ice]

Chess.com Bot

Connect Account

Click the button below to connect your Discord account to Chess.com! Connecting your account gives you access to more channels and features in the server.

[keen parrot]

he didnt say anything of that sort, stop making up stuff :)

[shy pike]

@clear sequoia meow

[clear sequoia]

We got and handled all outstanding pings, including yours.

[keen parrot]

i dont think you were here

[clear sequoia]

woof-woof!

[forest jasper]

I did a proper ping yet no one responded before he deleted those messages, check the chat logs

[keen parrot]

🙏

[noble widget]

Isn’t that exactly what they’re here for, I got muted for 24 hours for posting lichess

[shy pike]

:3

[stuck kestrel]

it doesnt matter. its always the same

[clear sequoia]

If you ping in reply to a message, we'll see it whether it's deleted or not.

[stuck kestrel]

[grim edge]

whats a lichess

[forest jasper]

this is next level glazing

[grim edge]

should i post it

[grim edge]

Liar

[noble widget]

lichess.org is a website, you should check it out

[shy pike]

Yes please

[tulip lichen]

they have logs they will see what he deleted ig

[noble widget]

Its like chess.com but free puzzles and game analysis

[forest jasper]

I didn’t reply unfortunately, you can still check the chat logs

[keen parrot]

mind blown

[grim edge]

is lichess bad

[tulip lichen]

if theres nothing there then idk what to tell you man

[clear sequoia]

Yeah I got it. Thanks!

[peak plank]

lol that guy insists on not connecting

[grim edge]

Your stinky at chess

If it is i should definity post it here

[noble widget]

No its actually better than chess.com cause they don’t charge for membership which is why the mods don’t like people telling here

[shy pike]

You're
and yeah :(

[keen parrot]

not connecting isnt against the rules as far as i know

[grim edge]

im never connecting my account

[noble widget]

Yeah true, but their rules are stupid lol

[grim edge]

Why the long face

[tulip lichen]

bro theres some wild moments in chat istg💀

[forest jasper]

It was the wrong person

[shy pike]

because it was rude but it was true smh

[grim edge]

How do i connect my lichess.com account here

[grim edge]

I haven't played a real chess game in so long

You'd probably beat me frfr

[shy pike]

r doofus hates lichess he told me himself

[clear sequoia]

Well, as Neurolink says, No connection no opinion (or something to that effect).

Seriously, of course we handle all pings, but the number of cheaters, abusers, etc. among those who won't connect is much higher.

[grim edge]

ruh roh

[tulip lichen]

(everyone here prefers lichess)

[grim edge]

im gonna be doofed

[lime lava]

lichess design is bad and depressing

[shy pike]

subjectief

[peak plank]

nah

[shy pike]

probably:3

[lime lava]

chess is boring, but lichess makes it even worse

[shy pike]

subjectief

[tulip lichen]

everyone EXCEPT doofus ig

[noble widget]

Lol are u a toddler mairos? What’s difficult about it

[grim edge]

We'll srr about that

[clear sequoia]

Stormlight doesn't even have wings on lichess, whereas I'm an angel on lichess.

[nimble niche]

lichess is only good for variants and mobile bullet and studies

[keen parrot]

ew

[grim edge]

Do u expect him to say he likes it more than cc he works as a mod here lol

[lime lava]

🤣 nah but im being serious

[grim edge]

What are wings on lichess.org anyway

[keen parrot]

pretty sure hes a volunteer

[shy pike]

I split my life savings evenly between every contributor

[grim edge]

Same idea

[noble widget]

Then that’s a huge L take

[shy pike]

except you fck you

[tulip lichen]

bro lichess design is good if you want a colorful n all sunshines and rainbows type of stuff go to chesskid.com

[clear sequoia]

1. Stormlight is joking. I have contributed much more to lichess than he ever did. (In fact I'm paying more to lichess than chess.com)
2. I don't work at chess.com, I'm a volunteer.

[noble widget]

Donator is wings, not volunteer

[shy pike]

he contributes as well

[keen parrot]

doofus uses precious free time to babysit you bozos, be more thankful

[noble widget]

Based mod

[shy pike]

you are both correct

[forest jasper]

donation

[keen parrot]

i was talking abt him being mod here

[lime lava]

leave me alone bro

[severe oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-roblox-white-shirt-black-flex-gif-11760181987855066579

[shy pike]

yes u are based supporter and I'm cringe freeloader :(

[stuck kestrel]

nah, he gonna ping server mods and server manager 😭

[tulip lichen]

oh my bad gang didnt mean it like that dap me up g

[grim edge]

So. I can freely tell everyone here how lichess.com is better than chess.com and how it has all the features but with no premium subscription?

[noble widget]

The beauty of lichess is that it’s free for all, dont feel bad about wanting to play chess without opening up ur wallet like how cc wants you to feel

[lime lava]

its ok I still love you

[severe oxide]

only if u hit the yoinky sploinky

[grim edge]

So that other guy was lying

[noble widget]

Yes absolutely you should

[tulip lichen]

woah

no homo

[severe oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/lmao-gif-19452948

[forest jasper]

I will leave the server because of this message

[severe oxide]

Based!

[stuck kestrel]

Leave

[grim edge]

Tf

[lime lava]

[stuck kestrel]

Leave now

[severe oxide]

hit the yoinky sploinky lil dawg

[severe oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/spinted-random-pvz-pvzts-gif-18722306

[grim edge]

You being fr ? Honestly crazy take . Plus what's so hard about this lmfao

[lime lava]

ewww

[weak cairn]

ngl it just looks ass

[clear sequoia]

Not enough fire / galaxies

[grim edge]

Agreed

[shy pike]

i know but i use so much donation reliant software without donating a penny

[noble widget]

You can literally put whatever background u want

[grim edge]

Oh my bad

[clear sequoia]

Despite what young kids think, we don't censor lichess talks here. If you are making a good and sensible argument, post it. (Don't spam it please.)

[noble widget]

That’s the point, dont feel bad and give whenever u can

[lime lava]

🤣

[grim edge]

That's why it's mine and not yours dude 🥴

[tulip lichen]

the "young kids" was accurate, doofus.

[weak cairn]

but the interface literally looks like it was made in microsoft paint

[noble widget]

But the mods do warn and mute any link lol, it doesn’t make any sense

[cobalt sorrel]

Chad mod

[tulip lichen]

this server is filled to the brim with young kids.

[shy pike]

just change the interface then idiot

[gusty tusk]

hiii

[severe oxide]

https://chess.org

[grim edge]

I sent a lichess study or something or that sort here but it got removed

OK

[noble widget]

!links

[stable jungle]

Please do not post competitive website links in the Chess.com server chats!

[noble widget]

its right there

[lime lava]

doofus can you be my wedding best man?

[weak cairn]

or i could just not use it like i already am? i just wanted to say it looks ass

[grim edge]

Bro blaming LC for his boomer AHH lmfao

[clear sequoia]

That's not true either. I myself have linked to lichess. chess.com has officially linked to lichess.

However, we do not want

1. lichess game invites
2. discussion of lichess games (although you can easily import them into chess.com analysis / library / Classroom).
3. streaming of lichess games or puzzles in VC.

[severe oxide]

lichess.org

[noble widget]

Yeah you can also download chrome addons to change lichess user interface

[grim edge]

The only lichess they accept XD

[shy pike]

Why does bast time me out for posting it then when it isn't those

[worthy folio]

Lichess is better than chess.com in terms of analysis

The engine is stronger

[shy pike]

Not as strong as you 🥺

[tulip lichen]

the first one happens all the time btw

[clear sequoia]

Huh? It used to be that way, but nowadays? No. chess.com's 45MB NNUE Stockfish is stronger than the lichess engine.

[noble widget]

I literally typed in “lichess.org” with no game invite, no game link or analysis board or anything” and got warned lol, ur either cappin or u have no idea how the other mods approach lichess here

[tulip lichen]

literally saw more lichess invite links than chesscom

[shy pike]

bast

[noble widget]

Like what he did here is what I did

[arctic anchor]

can someone help pls

[severe oxide]

its a chess.com link

[shy pike]

That links to chess.com

[still girder]

What's up boys

[noble widget]

Oh lol

[shy pike]

He used markdown to change the text

[stuck kestrel]

its joever

[lime lava]

Qh3

[clear sequoia]

You have only warning in your history, and it's not related to lichess.

[noble widget]

I was “informally warned” and then “informally muted” lol

[arctic anchor]

they take the pawn

[shy pike]

Which discord really should NOT have that feature because idiots could totally fall for scams

[lime lava]

Bd5

[shy pike]

Even though it warns

[arctic anchor]

treu

[noble widget]

U can call me a liar if u want but I can name the mods, I’m giving u facts

[severe oxide]

real link trust

[grim edge]

Bro having fun fr

[clear sequoia]

I think it's great. We use it extensively, e.g. [here](#1040028251965358121 message)

[shy pike]

you forgot to put the link in angle brackets to disable embed

[severe oxide]

k

[tulip lichen]

he said one time that all mods agree to a decision before making it (muting people the time of the mute etc)

[grim edge]

That's clearly not believable . Do they have a huge meeting before every decision of that sort XD

[tulip lichen]

incho did you get muted?

[spark apex]

Should disallow if initial link leads to valid website

[noble widget]

Well then they’re def gone rogue because they don’t do that all the time

[spark apex]

Or highlight it red

[stuck kestrel]

i dont think so

[stuck kestrel]

[shy pike]

meow cool

[severe oxide]

yes fr

[spark apex]

💀

[shy pike]

FAIL

[grim edge]

Guess it only works on pc

[shy pike]

No?

[grim edge]

[shy pike]

You have it backwards

[severe oxide]

oh shi

chess.com

[noble widget]

Oh hell yeah

[tulip lichen]

what did i do bro😭

[noble widget]

U gon get in trouble if a mod shows up lol

[peak plank]

lol

[shy pike]

Rip it doesn't allow it

[queen wren]

Fellas ik this is the chess.com server but what do you guys think the strength of a lichess player is compared to a chess.com player

[severe oxide]

u gotta make it a link

[noble widget]

Depends on the rating

[shy pike]

stfu bro no one uses vape anymore

[grim edge]

Why don't they warn before muting wth

[noble widget]

At low ratings cc is way stronger

[severe oxide]

make it blue

[weak cairn]

advertising on a chess server is CRAZY

[tulip lichen]

the discussion was sfw and friendly idk if it not being chess related is worth a 1 hour timeout but sure (mods refused to eleborate when i asked what did i do)

[shy pike]

So I'm dumb

[shy pike]

Advertising Minecraft cheats

[keen parrot]

there is a formula for conversion but i forgot it

[queen wren]

oh

[noble widget]

At higher ratings there’s like no difference

[upbeat viper]

sup

@keen parrot it's been handled right ?

[queen wren]

Ic ty

[tulip lichen]

what

[severe oxide]

u can also hold shift and click the embedder thing and i think it removes

[tulip lichen]

what has been handled

[grim edge]

LMAO

THAT BIG ASS BANNER

[upbeat viper]

something

[shy pike]

I'm on phone

[severe oxide]

https://chess.com

[severe oxide]

did it remove for everyone or just me

[severe oxide]

oh

[keen parrot]

doofus said so but im not certain, for clarity unity posted the "hey you wanna edate" copypasta

[tulip lichen]

incho is tryna be that one dude who is on a speedrun to break all the rules (he already did it twice)

[upbeat viper]

oh okay

yeah that's handled

[keen parrot]

alr cool

[worthy folio]

I went on a date and I asked my date at the end to play chess with me.
And she left.

[grim edge]

She left... What chess unit did she move left?

[drowsy crest]

my name is straws

[severe oxide]

ive broken 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8 and 9

[oblique tiger]

damn

[keen parrot]

real

[icy dune]

#〘📝〙rules

[grim edge]

mental health??? Hahah just play league and it will instantly get better 😭😭😭

[viral epoch]

I can confirm I have not broken rule 4

[keen parrot]

same but i dont think i have broken 5

[dim ridge]

I just played a 3 and a half hour game just to suddenly lose at the very end

[grim edge]

got rule 3 under my belt

[drowsy crest]

I have broken all of em and had been TOed permanently twice

[dim ridge]

In shaking right now with pure rage

[severe oxide]

on my old account i got told to change my pfp when i first joined the server

[keen parrot]

😭

[icy dune]

hm I've broken everything except for 5

[viral epoch]

Hopefully it's a lesson

[keen parrot]

underage?

[icy dune]

no

[grim edge]

Yall, magnus definitely cheated last game

[dim ridge]

It’s torture

[shy pike]

yay

[drowsy crest]

who even are you 💀

[dim ridge]

I have two more matches tomorrow

[grim edge]

i have no proof but magnus DEFINITELY cheated last game

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> victorious4ever

This is the Chess.com profile of victorious4ever. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2362 (2369 peak)
Blitz: 2215 (2314 peak)
Bullet: 2402 (2417 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> victorious4ever

This is the Chess.com profile of victorious4ever. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2362 (2369 peak)
Blitz: 2215 (2314 peak)
Bullet: 2402 (2417 peak)

[drowsy crest]

looks familiar

[viral epoch]

Venti better

[icy dune]

ohwow

[drowsy crest]

OH

long time no see

[keen parrot]

L take

[icy dune]

yeah

[grim edge]

Magnus moved his queen to the opponents king on the first move

[viral epoch]

Nuh uh

[drowsy crest]

where'd you dissappear

[tulip lichen]

damn bro i was tryna not call you out in front of mods you didnt have to do that to yourself😭 🙏

[icy dune]

I mean I left this server on my own accord cuz my friends were stalking me here

but then I got banned from discord

[icy dune]

for underage somehow

[grim edge]

retook mine

is it just be or is chess.com play down

[drowsy crest]

banned fromm discord WHAT, i have done some crazy shit and I got off with a warning

[drowsy crest]

oh

[icy dune]

nah I think I joked I was 12

[worthy folio]

I think a perfect player would be the combination of Jose Raul capablanca and Mikhail Tal.

[icy dune]

or smthing like that

[grim edge]

I am average

[viral epoch]

Genshin players don't even see the canon characters anymore, now Venti is all "uwu nyaaa sorry master diluc~" to the stans

[shy pike]

agreed

[drowsy crest]

stalk them back ez

[icy dune]

also how are you 2200 - 2399

[viral epoch]

Canon Ven ven > fanon ven ven

[gusty tusk]

hiii

[shy pike]

wats fanon

[shy pike]

hai

[drowsy crest]

secret

[viral epoch]

What fans want the canon to be

[drowsy crest]

long time no see

[gusty tusk]

hru

[shy pike]

🐱

[grim edge]

we must erase the genshin community from existence, genshin impact is a great game and does not deserve that

[gusty tusk]

who r u

[viral epoch]

[icy dune]

hu tao>>

[grim edge]

maybe i should cook creamy mushroom chicken

[drowsy crest]

expert

[shy pike]

"genshin impact is a great game"

[grim edge]

it is

fake zelda breath of the wild but still

[viral epoch]

Hu Tao is great but sadly does not fall in top 3

[gusty tusk]

dont remember u

[viral epoch]

She's scary 👿

[shy pike]

ass

[drowsy crest]

I ont either

[icy dune]

💀

[keen parrot]

1 hour? rookie numbers

[grim edge]

bruh

[shy pike]

bruhh

[shy pike]

what

[drowsy crest]

thats y you are still single

[grim edge]

used to play almost all day for the story and watching my fav waifu lisa as she climbed the mountains, I am an OG, lisa was the best back then

[viral epoch]

I only have 500

[icy dune]

I had like 2.5k hours on mc

[outer sage]

https://youtu.be/u9VMfdG873E?si=sasfbVnsfFUX41Cs

[vague burrow]

same dude asking : Why I am still single

[cloud garnet]

why is your name 88 iq lol

[viral epoch]

I have 3.5k on fortnite.

[drowsy crest]

rookie

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/yuh-huh-cat-kruh-cat-kruh-silly-cat-gif-10813258442275288528

[shy pike]

not much

[icy dune]

and like 2k on fn

[cloud garnet]

oof

[grim edge]

Because thats my IQ, retook the test now and still I am average

[drowsy crest]

are you straight

[icy dune]

hopefully

[vague burrow]

i have 11k hours in chess.com

[cloud garnet]

dont belive internet iq tests

[icy dune]

chessti.me

[abstract mantle]

nobody cares

[grim edge]

I dont but still its fun

[viral epoch]

Online iq tests are damn outright horrendous

I got 147 once

[grim edge]

genius

[outer sage]

How do i see my hours on chess.com

[viral epoch]

-40 and you'd be closer to reality

[drowsy crest]

I had 142 💀

[vague burrow]

idk

[cloud garnet]

its all fake lol

[outer sage]

😏

[drowsy crest]

the smart ones dont give IQ tests

[viral epoch]

chesstime.io

[outer sage]

Really

[viral epoch]

Nah

[cloud garnet]

they ask you what color is a lake how does it tell the level of intelligence?

[viral epoch]

The colour of a lake depends on the time of day and season

[vague burrow]

damn

[icy dune]

I've defo played more than 779 hours

[vague burrow]

u are deff single if ur rating is 2200+

[drowsy crest]

what site

[icy dune]

real

[icy dune]

https://www.chesstime.io/

[cloud garnet]

btw water doent have a color

[viral epoch]

I'm <2000 and still single 😂

[nocturne elk]

chlorate??😭

[icy dune]

1/rating = chance of getting a girlfriend(doesnt apply to titled players)

[viral epoch]

Mostly not because water isn't good at reflecting light

[cloud garnet]

sorry auto correct

[analog shoal]

What am I supposed to do

[barren hare]

wow

[keen parrot]

real

[vague burrow]

https://www.chess.com/member/magnus (wtf is abuse)

srsly wtf is abuse

[icy dune]

I would be in usaco camp by now if I didnt spent that time gaming

time to get on the grind 🔥

[cloud garnet]

better?

[upbeat viper]

could be anything

could be impersonation, too many alts

idk

[drowsy crest]

My background tab

[vague burrow]

i see

[cloud garnet]

btw how do you write the word out of interest?

[icy dune]

whats up my son

[upbeat viper]

bullet doesn't count

[keen parrot]

bros name is alexa 😭

[barren hare]

never understood the point of competitive programming, but it does look good on a resume

[drowsy crest]

@upbeat viper can mods see deleted images?

[upbeat viper]

ofc

[keen merlin]

whos tryna run 1s

[grim edge]

This guy plays 1.3k games daily?????

[icy dune]

algorithmic thinking

[drowsy crest]

Like the link to it or embed

[upbeat viper]

embed

[drowsy crest]

Can you close your eyes and delete it for privacy's sake i think I face revealed

[upbeat viper]

smh

[icy dune]

you would be dead if a user had betterdiscord

[barren hare]

but arent all the competitive programming competitions about how fast you write the program?

[drowsy crest]

Better dc users are cringe af

[cloud garnet]

@upbeat viperwhy are second accounts on chess.com illegal and only streamers can make them?

[shy pike]

i still see it D:

[icy dune]

fobby bischer sent a picture of virat kohli lmfaoooo you guys realize hes joking right

[drowsy crest]

No

[upbeat viper]

!alts

[stable jungle]

fill up the form https://support.chess.com/article/596-can-i-have-multiple-accounts

[drowsy crest]

Don't tell me

[icy dune]

thats not him lmao

[shy pike]

well i didnt look but i saw a grayish image

when i scroll up

[drowsy crest]

Don't look

[shy pike]

i wont dw

[drowsy crest]

Thanks

[shy pike]

you wont evne reveal your voice to me

so why would i look at face

[keen merlin]

sup

tryna 1v1?

[drowsy crest]

I will talk later today if you wanna

[shy pike]

:o okay

[drowsy crest]

Wait you use

[icy dune]

hey mods, iI had a deep question to ask

[drowsy crest]

Better discord?

[solid cedar]

those iq tests online r usually trash

[shy pike]

VENCORD
i literally sent u the AUR name yesterday

[solid cedar]

get a real iq test

[drowsy crest]

What's the difference between a sweet potato and a child

[grim edge]

One is edible

And the other is a potato

[drowsy crest]

I thought you were using webcord

[keen merlin]

1v1

[shy pike]

yeah someone made a webcord version of vencord

[drowsy crest]

💀

[drowsy crest]

Oh

[solid cedar]

on wat

[drowsy crest]

God I blundered so hard

[keen merlin]

da chess game

[solid cedar]

ok ill send invite in dms

[grim edge]

huh???!

[drowsy crest]

?

[keen merlin]

nvm i gtg

mb

[flat talon]

Hii

[solid cedar]

all good

[queen halo]

Hey fellow chess friends

[grim edge]

Not reading alllattt

[vague burrow]

random q who have played the most games in chess.com

[peak plank]

Shit I flagged

[icy dune]

gg to whoever I played

oh pixel

[keen parrot]

idk abt chess.com but on lichess its german11

[peak plank]

I don't play alapin so that was interesting

[keen parrot]

he has like 800 or 900k

[vague burrow]

💀

[grim edge]

800 and 900k is a pretty big difference

[icy dune]

time to get back on the blitz grind

[grim edge]

hes back

Thats like a 900k difference

[vague burrow]

in chess.com its gregorysteven with 60k games

[keen parrot]

over all my time online and both sites i still don't think i have more than 15-20k games

[upbeat viper]

me and 14k

[grim edge]

I got 400k games on lichess

[vague burrow]

whats this dude winstreak

[upbeat viper]

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I mean

it's just an NM

do you expect an NM to lose against 1k7-8 people ?

:')

he's def underrated tho'

[outer sage]

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This song is fire🔥🔥🔥🔥

[upbeat viper]

it's like the 5th time you post it

[vague burrow]

bro have played 160k+ games

[outer sage]

Yeah

[vague burrow]

and unrated

[outer sage]

Sorry

[upbeat viper]

em don't

[cloud garnet]

@upbeat viperty

[upbeat viper]

?

[drowsy crest]

not bad

[cloud garnet]

for sending the form

[upbeat viper]

oh

np

[minor spoke]

Hi bast

[upbeat viper]

heyoh

[honest drift]

Lol haha l bozo

[grim edge]

always on repeat

everyday

[upbeat viper]

2.4 times a day

[grim edge]

no way u just calculated that shi

[upbeat viper]

test it while playing chess

[grim edge]

I will

[upbeat viper]

why don't you connect btw

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[upbeat viper]

you've been here for a while

ah bug ?

[grim edge]

If i win 1 game everyday, assuming ill gain 7 elo points per game ill be world champion by the end of the year

[upbeat viper]

send a message to chesswind then

it'll be fixed

👌

[peak plank]

mod

[upbeat viper]

super mod*

[solid cedar]

did mine but i dont got roles to post

looks sick tho

245h

[drowsy crest]

kewl

[peak plank]

because on FP?

[solid cedar]

chessmonitor is better tho

[upbeat viper]

uh ?

no like, he's a staff

[peak plank]

👍🏼

[upbeat viper]

on CC ?

don't think so

[peak plank]

there is

[upbeat viper]

oh ?

[peak plank]

if you cant report them for abuse then they blocked you

[upbeat viper]

smh

[peak plank]

basically if there is no sets of buttons on their profile

[upbeat viper]

that's not a very efficient way to know everyone who blocked you

[viral epoch]

If Bast is a noob then what does that make me? Or Pixel for that matter?

[icy dune]

can somenone find this guys real name for me

[viral epoch]

I'm drooling for some pawns

[daring loom]

no