💬〡general-off-topic

[cursive pawn]

brain not working

[jaunty kindle]

No thats 400 elo

[void fjord]

How did you get that shot? In your pfp

[grim edge]

alright when it starts working again please tell me 🙏🏿

[cursive pawn]

ok

[scenic frost]

thanks blud

[jaunty kindle]

ok

[steep steppe]

No th- alright

[grim edge]

it's not me lol, and I didn't take that photo either

[void fjord]

Oh new era of warped heads

[cursive pawn]

@scenic frost

[scenic frost]

I want geting grandmaster

in chess

[jaunty kindle]

ok

[scenic frost]

when I said this

[jaunty kindle]

Typical 400 elo chat

[grim edge]

whats a warped head

[jaunty kindle]

Moment. Its 347

[grim edge]

what's alzheimers?

[cursive pawn]

brain not working

[jaunty kindle]

Alzheimer = 400 elo

[warped vigil]

depends how early they catch it

[grim edge]

alright when it starts working again please tell me 🙏🏿

[warped vigil]

theoretically you can maybe make gm in 12 years

[cursive pawn]

ok

[scenic frost]

i CAN GETTED GRANDMASTER

[cursive pawn]

whats grandmaster

[scenic frost]

1600 elo

[jaunty kindle]

I should start hunting monkeys

[scenic frost]

thanks blud

[warped vigil]

🙉 🙈 🙊

[scenic frost]

i WILL GETTED GRM

[jaunty kindle]

bsdfbhiufhrfuiehf

[cursive pawn]

no grandmaster is 400 elo

[grim edge]

chess brain starts working

[cursive pawn]

ok now answer my question

whats alzheimers

[grim edge]

brain stops working

[warm spindle]

when you meet al and hes got some zheimers

[grim edge]

choky

[scenic frost]

I WILL GETED GRM

[cursive pawn]

ok tell me when it starts working

[warm spindle]

busy forever

[grim edge]

ok

[scenic frost]

I WILL GETTED GRM

[warm spindle]

not with that pfp you wont

[scenic frost]

you don'tk now me son

who's gonna carry the boats?

[warm spindle]

dwane dickinson

[grim edge]

the 6 year old chinese kid

[scenic frost]

ME

[cursive pawn]

no thats my calculator

[scenic frost]

I WILL BE THE ONE

[gusty tusk]

hiii

[scenic frost]

I WILL DOMINATE THE CHESS SCENE, EVEN IF I HAVED ALZEHAIMER

I WILL BE THE FIRT GRM WITH ALZEHAIMER

[grim edge]

you're stagnating at 2200 elo and hanging out in the chess.com discord with your anime pfp

[signal harness]

kratos

[grim edge]

choky choky chapa chapa

[scenic frost]

how am i anime profile pick

[grim edge]

your newfound anime pfp

[warped vigil]

Grandrealmaster

[scenic frost]

I'm literaly a monkey

[grim edge]

☹️

[scenic frost]

why's your eyes so big blud

[grim edge]

☹️☹️

[scenic frost]

ain't know way your making fun of my pfp with those big ass eyes

bug looking ass

[grim edge]

☹️☹️☹️

[oak slate]

good evening

[cursive pawn]

aint no way ur talking with those teeth

[cursive pawn]

hello slugterra

[oak slate]

Huh

[nimble niche]

chess is for nerds

[shrewd vessel]

real

[oak slate]

fr

[scenic frost]

ain't know way your talking to me with that ugly ass cat picture

[oak slate]

real gs play checkers

[scenic frost]

your cat is ugly man

[cursive pawn]

that cat is better looking thn ur whole bloodline

[shrewd vessel]

<500 rated? how that even possible

[grim edge]

I got my chess.com rating from a 200 to a 760 so far in the past week 😂

[scenic frost]

shit did I go too far

[scenic frost]

there's no way a 1200 player is talking to me right now, a future GRM

[grim edge]

why are you hating on a cat bro 💀

[scenic frost]

you made me

[shrewd vessel]

@scenic frost are u still trying to get a gf

[scenic frost]

you're the one that started the snow ball

[scenic frost]

yah

[cursive pawn]

ur aas is 500

[oak slate]

me looking for who asked

[shrewd vessel]

bro's got them james charles lips

[scenic frost]

@grim edge you've changed me forever

I should change my username to Mr Hater

cuz that's all I'm gon do from now on

no more mr nice guy

[oak slate]

🤙

[shrewd vessel]

and probably swings the same way as well

[oak slate]

not dahlia again bro

[scenic frost]

no more "I have no enemies"

[grim edge]

congrats btw keep going 💪

[cursive pawn]

why bro got in the chat to bully everyone

[grim edge]

Js proud bro I have no one to tell and understand 🫠

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/armstrong-metal-gear-gif-25257271

[oak slate]

my bad good job brother

i am proud of you

[grim edge]

Thank you I will

[night yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/vinland-saga-thorfinn-thorfinn-edit-vinland-saga-edit-no-enemies-gif-6041841180138873838

crap

[scenic frost]

@oak slatebro why you look like james charles from dollar store

[grim edge]

i think you should connect your account

[cursive pawn]

one day ill click and it will be a virus

[night yacht]

wdy,?

[oak slate]

Bruh

[scenic frost]

shit that might've been uncalled for

sorry brother

[grim edge]

you prob cant send gifs because ypu have connected your account yet nor gotten a trusted role. do /connect

[oak slate]

yap yap

[scenic frost]

you look like a handsomer james charles

[night yacht]

i think my chat level is too low so i have to talk to more to send gifs

[cursive pawn]

stolen joke

[grim edge]

let's see !welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @night yacht, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[scenic frost]

THERE'S NO WAY THE DUDE WITH THE UGLY CAT PFP IS TALKING TO ME RIGHT NOW

[night yacht]

👌

[abstract mantle]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @night yacht, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[grim edge]

how about trusted role? !trusted

[stable jungle]

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[grim edge]

this !welcome stuff is propaganda ignore it

[grim edge]

IP Grabber

[night yacht]

💀

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-cat-friends-play-cute-gif-3682279

[scenic frost]

my current list of enemies

1. blunder
2. ok
3. Dahlia

this list will only grow from now

[stable mirage]

ok

[warped vigil]

how'bout me

@scenic frost what about me

[minor spoke]

LMAO

Where do i fall

[stable mirage]

everyone wants to be his enemy

[grim edge]

no worries you have Alzheimers anyway

youll forget about it

[signal harness]

spare the sympathy

[cursive pawn]

true @scenic frost u have no enemies and your name is steve

[grim edge]

who is steve?

[cursive pawn]

ur a minecraft character

[scenic frost]

you're not my enemy yet

[signal harness]

not sure but I’ve heard he has multiple jobs

[grim edge]

good for him! money comes easy

[scenic frost]

not my enemy

I don't beef with people who don't beef with me

[void fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-minecraft-dance-gif-19602007

[scenic frost]

but if you beef with me you'll regret it

[minor spoke]

W

[warped vigil]

I dislike you.

how about now

[signal harness]

well I’m your enemy

[scenic frost]

because I'll be the future king of chess

[signal harness]

you don’t know it yet

but don’t check your mailbox on January 23rd, 2026

[minor spoke]

@grim edge have u updated ur list

[void fjord]

What about if people remotely beef with ya?

[scenic frost]

New list of enemies

1. blunder
2. ok
3. Dahlia
4. jacobplayschess

[cursive pawn]

no way a 500 is beefing with ppl

[signal harness]

wdym? low elo players have the MOST beef

good ol’ kramnik might be an exception

[void fjord]

Damn

[grim edge]

oh my top 10 favorite people in this server? i have not...maybe i will do the enemy list and just put from 1-10 @scenic frost 's name

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-freiza-dbs-dbz-gif-25933202

[minor spoke]

U shud update it

[void fjord]

I thought I was favored 😢 that burns

[scenic frost]

my new list of enemies

1. Dahlia
2. blunder
3. ok
4. jacobplayschess

[signal harness]

“Everyone Is My Enemy” and proceeds to list 4 people

[minor spoke]

Bro ranks the enemies as well

💀

[grim edge]

i dare you to put mods names in that list

[signal harness]

“yeah, this guy actually insulted my mother as well. I’m gonna put him in S tier”

[scenic frost]

nah I fk with the mods here

they know my potential

[signal harness]

so that’s why you haven’t been banned yet

[void fjord]

If anyone important is listening can we add a mod appreciation channel?

[warped vigil]

yay

[signal harness]

we have the future king of chess here, of course we have someone important @scenic frost

[grim edge]

you re goofy

[signal harness]

(future king of chess if my assassination doesn’t work out)

(it will)

[void fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/rafiki-simba-the-lion-king-the-circle-of-life-gif-7400003

[scenic frost]

I will assasiate your whole chess career

[signal harness]

(mods this is a joke don’t ban me for death threats)

[grim edge]

nice idea but for sure @fallen socket will just write essays about rinqed and his health

[scenic frost]

enemies list:

1. Dahlia
2. blunder
3. ok
4. log
5. jacobplayschess

[minor spoke]

I suggest u dont say that at all, historically its been bad

[signal harness]

damn

looks like even I’m getting logged down as well

[void fjord]

Mute him lol

[signal harness]

greetings, fellow listers

[grim edge]

no, Xenon is goofy

[minor spoke]

Wait some randos have beef with rinqed for wtvr reason idek

[void fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/care-so-tom-holland-i-dont-care-gif-13357494

[shy pike]

meow

[signal harness]

don’t mention other beef, we’re focusing on one rn

[shy pike]

i like eating beef

[void fjord]

Tom hotman in the eyes of these chicks

[minor spoke]

💀

[unkempt pawn]

Hello, would you mind checking out my W in #💬〡chess-talk and tell me if I should drop from 15/10 to 10 after that match, I found some good moves pretty quickly felt too easy for 15/10 but your a lot higher rated so I could use some advice on that

[signal harness]

holy shit I thought that was Elliot for a sec

[void fjord]

I’m 1/4 of the way there 2hrs on Minecraft 🗿

Welp it’s settled dahlia is 100% still male unless they’re one of those super hormonal women but never met any of em so

[grim edge]

hello

[stable mirage]

no u

[minor spoke]

Bro why

[grim edge]

nah 15+10 is the way

[void fjord]

Don’t you worry it’s mutual I just hide it

[void fjord]

I mean they could go they them or refrigerator too it’s true…🤔

[minor spoke]

Yeah id say do 10, u dont seem to use much of ur time

[minor spoke]

Nah like dont assume gender

[void fjord]

Correction I am wrong you are right

[unkempt pawn]

Yea usually I'm not that fast but I was able to see the good moves a lot faster that game, so I felt I should get another opinion before I drop and get slammed for a few games not being used to the time.

[minor spoke]

Thanks, theres been an issue with this topic its kinda sensitive lol

Would be cool if jokes can be found elsewhere 😁

[void fjord]

Not really a joke if people don find it funny

[bronze sinew]

L lgbtq

[void fjord]

Just make myself look like the clown I am

[minor spoke]

Doesnt have to be a joke ukwim

[humble yacht]

May peace be upon you

[stable mirage]

what

[humble yacht]

We are created Equal
We may not believe what you believe and you may not believe what we believe

But we are human and we respect all

[bronze sinew]

I don't respect lgbtq

👍🏽

[void fjord]

Couldn’t have said it better my self

[humble yacht]

As in the people or the beleif?

[bronze sinew]

Both

👍🏽

Imma head out

[minor spoke]

Ok be supportive of everyone regardless of what u believe or they believe, saying this isnt helping anyone

[unkempt pawn]

Best not drag that convo out

[humble yacht]

Respect the people
They may disgust you
Or they may be disgusted by you
But as a human you have no right to belittle them

[bronze sinew]

Womp womp

[minor spoke]

Not funny

[bronze sinew]

Real

[humble yacht]

Sorry brother, may god cause peace for all

[shrewd vessel]

yeah just wait for it to subside and a new one will overtake

[shrewd vessel]

I was guessing u were religious

[stable mirage]

AM I

[grim edge]

☹️

[shrewd vessel]

back to ur cave sirius

[humble yacht]

Ofc I am, god teaches to be equal to all
We shouldn't judge those as god is the true judge
So let him judge for others sins

[warm spindle]

Do you actually listen to Pringel radio?

[grim edge]

if two men want to furiously make out why stop them?

[humble yacht]

I have never heard of this

[stable mirage]

why

[warm spindle]

amogus teaches us its sus

and it means theres 2 impostors

and the impostors are the two guys

[void fjord]

Want to help build a bathroom with me in Minecraft? Tag is FurtherDisc4426 if you happen to see account information it’s not connected to me

[warm spindle]

because tis sus

[warm spindle]

send me the server ip so that i can destroy everything you have worked hard towards

[summer totem]

is two bishops mate supposed to be hard

[humble yacht]

You may not believe in god
Or other religions
You may also believe

But I do wish that everyone remains in piece and stays happy

[warm spindle]

no

[minor spoke]

1600 level id say

Maybe 1500

[summer totem]

bruh how is that easy

[warm spindle]

2500

[grim edge]

3800

[void fjord]

Oh I should have mentioned I’m on bedrock and I have java but I don’t own any realms unfortunately

[stable mirage]

nah

[peak plank]

Lol you don't need to learn it

[warm spindle]

i want to destroy everythingf you made

[minor spoke]

Yeah im j saying difficulty level

[cursive pawn]

i just google how to build bathroom on youtube

[minor spoke]

But its borderline useless

[void fjord]

😂

[minor spoke]

...

[cursive pawn]

i have math quiz tmr

[void fjord]

That’s kinda trashy

[minor spoke]

I hope u fail

[warm spindle]

dude what was stokes trying to say with his theorem

[cursive pawn]

i study tmr

[minor spoke]

Stokes theorem

[warm spindle]

your server is kinda trashy

[void fjord]

I don’t have a server stupid🙂

[warm spindle]

thank tyou so much

[warm spindle]

yeah it sucks that what i sayed

[cursive pawn]

i laready failed 3 times

[warm spindle]

Please stop failing.

[minor spoke]

U doing e&m course?

[cursive pawn]

only cuz i didnt go to the quizzes

[warm spindle]

No.

[cursive pawn]

no thats my specialty

[warm spindle]

stop trying be special

[minor spoke]

Whats it for then

[warm spindle]

nothing

i already learnedt that

[peak plank]

be nice 😦

[minor spoke]

Oh

[warm spindle]

in Vector calc 1 and used it in vector analysis

[minor spoke]

Oopsies pixel u werent supposed to see that

[warm spindle]

its ok to say that

[summer totem]

chess is borderline useless

[warm spindle]

@cursive pawn ?

[warm spindle]

chess is entirely useless

[minor spoke]

LMAO

[void fjord]

Ironic

[warm spindle]

but so is discord

[shy pike]

@minor spoke !!

[warm spindle]

and eating a donut

[cursive pawn]

wat

[summer totem]

it gives some people jobs and fame

[warm spindle]

im running after you

[minor spoke]

Hi storm

[cursive pawn]

come faster

[shy pike]

so?

[summer totem]

its at least some percent useful

[shy pike]

assassination gives some people jobs

[summer totem]

small but there

[shy pike]

human trafficking gives people jobs

[cursive pawn]

come when u not sick

[void fjord]

Idk about that I think it helps your brain in to crucial aspects thinking ahead to what the consequences might be and strategy

[summer totem]

bruh its not that deep

stop tryna make it some argument

[warm spindle]

dont say that

[shy pike]

but i excel at that

[warm spindle]

yeah sure

[void fjord]

Mmm my favorite the world is a better place for arguing

[summer totem]

fair enough

[warm spindle]

a certain webstie which begins with o and ends with s gives more

[shy pike]

Mhm

[summer totem]

why are yall tryna argue chess has no use 😭

[random drum]

GM

[summer totem]

no entiendo

[warm spindle]

its a GAME

[void fjord]

Dude I didn’t even sleep that much and yet I feel so smart rn!

[warm spindle]

its only useful if you think entertainment is important which i dont

but uu can think what u want

[warm spindle]

also thi s it only helps you in this way on the chess board

[cursive pawn]

Why not i need to see u

[peak plank]

why are you here then

[grim edge]

I have never used chess in real life tbh

[summer totem]

brother the dude said two bishops is essentially useless so i was just sayin chess is essentially useless to establish the point that there shouldn't be any reason not to practice two bishops

[warm spindle]

for entertainment

[peak plank]

I have been able to calculate

[peak plank]

ah, and you say you dont think its inportant?

[grim edge]

calculate what?

[warm spindle]

deep

[peak plank]

Connect 4 XD

[grim edge]

Choky, what’s the importance of chess?

[warm spindle]

You'd need to be extrememly childish to completely avoid something even if you believe it's useless, if i though it was harmful then I wouldn't engage in it at all.

[warm spindle]

7

[grim edge]

Exactly

[cursive pawn]

I just threw up cuz of mozzarella sticks

[void fjord]

I think if you looked at the IQs of some grandmasters that opinion might change because, sure they could have been born with a brain that is genius or given that there’s so many good players in the world they adopted that trait…

[peak plank]

chess and IQ do not have much to do with each other

dont have that misconception

[warm spindle]

when u bring up iq...

[digital phoenix]

good quote

[minor spoke]

Chess.com would give u a brilliant move for this answer

[digital phoenix]

very good quote

[signal harness]

The arcane ability to walk past someone in the street whom you happen to dislike, declaring “En passant!” as you disintegrate them into a fine dust that can be snorted to steal their attributes.

[peak plank]

and then starky would appear

[warm spindle]

and lichess would give 6% acc

[minor spoke]

Do u want me to go back to my og argument from like a month ago

[peak plank]

lol lichess is quite nice to me

[severe oxide]

ive seen a severely disabled dude and he was like CM or FM

[peak plank]

no

[minor spoke]

Do u remember that

[peak plank]

givin me 90% accraucy or msht

[peak plank]

im guessing it prob involved deep

[void fjord]

🔥

[digital phoenix]

i beat a blind 1200 fide 🔥

[warm spindle]

i got gamed by a guy who was only playing with like 4 fingers on destiny 2 then quit forever

[signal harness]

i hate lichess because the board visuals make me play more ass

[void fjord]

Woah?! 🤯

[severe oxide]

i think ur just trash

[signal harness]

yes

[warm spindle]

i hate the board because this board makes me worse

[grim edge]

my elo is higher on chess.com than lichess for this reason

[warm spindle]

if the boards were all like this then i would be 2000+

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/smg4-smg4skill-issue-skill-issue-smg4mario-smg4skill-gif-26104493

[severe oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/dawg-skull-emoji-gif-24661581

[grim edge]

I think there are not enough studies that will support the hypothesis that chess and IQ are correlated.

[void fjord]

On chess.com there’s a 3D view…?

[signal harness]

when tf did I say that

[minor spoke]

THIS IS CORRECT

[grim edge]

This goofy..

[warm spindle]

2

[void fjord]

I was just pointing it out

[warm spindle]

you gotta be a sick freak to use 3d view

[digital phoenix]

2

[minor spoke]

Thats true id die rather than play iwth that

[signal harness]

no I just despise the lichess pieces and have no clue how to change them with a lack of motivation to figure it tf out

[umbral wind]

How does it feel

[grim edge]

well, online chess doesn't count here.

[warm spindle]

the problem is chess.com people

[grim edge]

top right corner or use prettier lichess

[void fjord]

Ur right YOU GOTTA BE A SICK FREAK TO PLAY CHESS OTB

[rocky sonnet]

who wants to play

[minor spoke]

Fair

[warm spindle]

using 3d view on a 2d platform is different from looking at 3d objects

imagine if you went through your daily life by viewing a projection from a 2d plane

[cursive pawn]

I used 4d

[void fjord]

Ye I’m joking 😂

[grim edge]

chess? nobody (we aren't nerds)

[warm spindle]

@void fjord

[warm spindle]

i need you

[rocky sonnet]

What do you mean?

[signal harness]

why was chess the first game you thought about? (you’re a nerd)

[cursive pawn]

I turned 18 yesterday

[grim edge]

☹️☹️☹️

[warm spindle]

happy birthday vro

[grim edge]

You didn't tell us! Belated happy birthday

[signal harness]

what country

[summer totem]

h

[cursive pawn]

Thank u vro

[warm spindle]

you cant say vro

[summer totem]

appy birthday

[grim edge]

this is the wrong server if you want to play chess bro

[void fjord]

If you had one eyes things would appear less 3D I think I heard

[minor spoke]

Ew

[warm spindle]

youre not a freakiest vro like yours truly

[cursive pawn]

I didnt tell anyone

[static ridge]

yay +50 elo today

[humble yacht]

Who wishes to play a few games?

[nimble niche]

happy birthday

[summer totem]

youll never be a kid again

[cursive pawn]

No i told someone in this server

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/nodding-crossed-arms-pikachu-eyes-closed-pokemon-gif-15194868

[signal harness]

bet

boot up csgo

[cursive pawn]

Thank

[warm spindle]

you might have told me

[humble yacht]

I can't play csgo... I'm at work brother

[summer totem]

people play scgo

[warm spindle]

and i also probably forgot

[cursive pawn]

I moved to apartment

[warm spindle]

damn you

[humble yacht]

I can play chess though.

[cursive pawn]

No i dont think i told u

[void fjord]

I just tried it I’m making things up at this point 💀

[signal harness]

woah woah let’s not go comparing csgo players with people

[warm spindle]

come back here

[summer totem]

lmao

creatures*

[rocky sonnet]

ok

[cursive pawn]

Where do u even live

[signal harness]

i know a csgo player who went 20 years without knowing what en passant is

[humble yacht]

What is everyone's elo here

[warm spindle]

sackett

[rocky sonnet]

1332

[grim edge]

below 1000 for sure

[grim edge]

What is csgo?

[humble yacht]

Same brother im 800 max

[summer totem]

thats crazy, maybe he should stop playing ChesSontheGO and play some Chess.com instead

[cursive pawn]

Bru u used to live like so close to me

[grim edge]

Counter strike?

[humble yacht]

It is yes

[signal harness]

controlled substances: greedy orphans

[warm spindle]

CS 2 is horrible

[grim edge]

Poor orphans

[warm spindle]

CS GO was peak

[summer totem]

Chess Streamer Gang Spot

[warm spindle]

and they ruinee it all

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-funny-indian-happy-wheres-gif-20774616

[grim edge]

Okay. Thanks but the last letter is O

[warm spindle]

dorm party at harvard

[spare anvil]

cs can go suck my dick rn ongggggg fr fr no cap

[summer totem]

um

[minor spoke]

💀

[summer totem]

i might be developing dyslexia

[grim edge]

Choky and ok

[cursive pawn]

Ur the kid in the back

[warm spindle]

respect your elders

[summer totem]

anyone here good at physics

[signal harness]

I, too, am developing diceluxembourg. 🎲🇱🇺

[warm spindle]

nah

[digital phoenix]

im stuck 1900 how get better

[cursive pawn]

Yes i have a masters degree in physics

[minor spoke]

Lmao

[summer totem]

prove it

[warm spindle]

yea ok is good at fusucs

[grim edge]

You will be fine step bro

[signal harness]

ehh
levy released a book

[digital phoenix]

i can do grade 7 physics

[warm spindle]

dont HELL SCREENSHOT UR DEGREE AND STEEL IT

[digital phoenix]

aint reading that shit

[summer totem]

perfect

[cursive pawn]

I have chatgpt

[warm spindle]

A

[minor spoke]

:(

[warm spindle]

it dont do fisics right

[summer totem]

caught me oopsies

[signal harness]

apple fall
guy get hit apple
gravity

[warm spindle]

Isaac Newthings

[cursive pawn]

Whats physics?

[summer totem]

dude

[umbral wind]

Ah yes Levy.. how much is his book? I’d do anything to learn his chess wisdom

[warm spindle]

dude

[summer totem]

i wish my teacher taught it like that

[warm spindle]

dude + Bro =Brude

[summer totem]

all I see is letters mushed together

[grim edge]

Someone made a W rizz line about Isaac Newton

Was it @shrewd vessel

[cursive pawn]

U must be a physician

[signal harness]

eyesack butane

[twin moon]

Something about the Apple falling?

[warm spindle]

d/dt [dude(bruh)] =

[grim edge]

No Isaac Newtons name and chess

[summer totem]

trianglep*trianglex=h/4pi

[shy pike]

no

[summer totem]

bro

imagine newton met steve jobs

[shy pike]

why

[summer totem]

apple and apple

[shy pike]

steve jobs useless

[shy pike]

...

[signal harness]

jobs would buy newton’s idea for a few thousand dollars

[grim edge]

This joke

[cursive pawn]

I will buy newton

[grim edge]

olivia rodrigo is still the worst thing on that list

[twin moon]

Wait what

[minor spoke]

What

[signal harness]

you can’t do that

[signal harness]

that was abolished on December 18, 1865

[cursive pawn]

I will buy u then

[signal harness]

also abolished on December 18, 1865

[grim edge]

who is emma_stone? she DMed me lol

[umbral wind]

I agree with you

[cursive pawn]

Thats my girl

[umbral wind]

Emma stone DMs everyone

[void fjord]

I’d like to see you do better😂 me getting emotional

[warm spindle]

thats MY girl

[grim edge]

@south kettle

[signal harness]

that’s our girl, comrade
🇷🇺

[random drum]

I am excited for next world championship

Ding vs ????

[umbral wind]

Can’t wait for ding to lose it

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-fighting-fighting-cats-anniehasleftoop-gif-23317332

[random drum]

fabi or hikaru

[umbral wind]

Doesn’t deserve it

[warm spindle]

my little boobear loves making me jealous i see

[signal harness]

kasparov

[grim edge]

lmao

[signal harness]

your WHAT ear

[grim edge]

fabi

[twin moon]

Can confirm

[umbral wind]

Hikaru deserves it

[warm spindle]

yeah i said it

[random drum]

I can't wait him to win

[random drum]

just bcz he played with u

[umbral wind]

Hikaru is the humble king of chess he deserves WC

[random drum]

I mean if not ding then the other option is Fabi

[cursive pawn]

Emma stone

[minor spoke]

Wait same

[restive storm]

hikaru nakamura is an antonym of humble

[random drum]

I hope pragg doesn't win otherwise it would be a problem for ding

[umbral wind]

Emma is lookin for new friends that’s all

[grim edge]

idk i think she should make a group chat and add everyone. it will save her time

[minor spoke]

LMAO

[grim edge]

max deutsch

[random drum]

She betrayed andreq shut up

Ding vs Andrew tate

[umbral wind]

Andrew wins

[random drum]

no way

[cursive pawn]

Emma wins

[umbral wind]

Using his unmatched perspicacity coupled with sheer indefatigability

[last verge]

blitz tilt

[random drum]

Andrew garfield

[nimble niche]

i beat the guy who was board 1 for team usa at the 2020 online olympiad for people with disabilities

[stable mirage]

ok 600

[random drum]

He was a on break for a long time

[last verge]

:(

[cursive pawn]

@warm spindle should i come back im getting lonely

[umbral wind]

Tate solos Ding with 1 hand behind his back let’s be real here

Like is this real chat?

[random drum]

I was talking about chess

[umbral wind]

Yeah so am I

Chat is he serious, chat?

[warm spindle]

im not going to make you feel better

not after you just left me

in fact

[random drum]

I think magnus will beat ding very badly in free style chess

[warm spindle]

im going to make you feel worse

[cursive pawn]

No u stopped hiding in my walls

U left me

[umbral wind]

Magnus beats anybody in freestyle chess whatever freestyle chess is

[gusty tusk]

hiii

[warm spindle]

I warned you. I could be your angle, or I could be your worst nitemar///

[random drum]

Ding vs keymar and alireza and mvl and magnus

[random drum]

don't u know what it is?

[cursive pawn]

Neymar

[twin moon]

What angle are you coming from?

[warm spindle]

my bad g

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/crycat-crying-cat-crying-cat-thumbs-up-thumbs-up-ok-gif-17048449662472934214

[random drum]

[umbral wind]

Welcome to the most non related chess discord

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> sequentially

This is the Chess.com profile of sequentially. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2274 (peak)
Blitz: 1873 (2003 peak)
Bullet: 2204 (peak)

[warm spindle]

someone's in love

[gusty tusk]

thankss

[umbral wind]

At first sight

[random drum]

@gusty tusk!welcome

[warm spindle]

☝️🥺

[random drum]

things didn't work

!welcome @gusty tusk

[stable jungle]

Hey @gusty tusk, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[nimble niche]

chats degenerating again

[warm spindle]

dont worry i got you

@digital phoenix

[cursive pawn]

@gusty tusk 🥰 !welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @gusty tusk, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[gusty tusk]

okayy thankss 🥰

[random drum]

Rule 1: Hate mods
Rule 2: Don't hate Doofus and bast (they are also mods)

[warm spindle]

ok your welcome is over now you're "ok 600"

[last verge]

ok 600

[warm spindle]

You dont want this smoke

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/rizzler-zk-scorpion-gif-27175269

[last verge]

ok 600

[umbral wind]

Nah them 2 put me on a restraining order

[grim edge]

there are other good mods though

[random drum]

why?

[nimble niche]

chats wildin

[umbral wind]

If I mention her name I’d prob get banned lmaoo

[nimble niche]

this stuff is reserved for #2200-or-higher

[random drum]

yeah like chesswind and jeff(bcz I talked to him once) and scipio is not alive on discord now

[random drum]

dms?

[warm spindle]

so true

[last verge]

my favorite channel

#2200-or-higher

[nimble niche]

yes #2200-or-higher

[warm spindle]

yhold on let me reach 2200 then ill look

[cursive pawn]

Goals for 18yrs old:
Dropout from college and live in my mom’s basement 🔥🔥

[warm spindle]

Goals for 18yrs old:
Dropo
*revised and

[cursive pawn]

Minecraft dropper

[grim edge]

i played my first scotch gambit today vs an 1800, i won

[last verge]

i haven't beaten any GMs yet :(

[warm spindle]

there was once this GM

[worthy yarrow]

womp womp

[warm spindle]

that was dropping elo on purpose i think

[last verge]

#2200-or-higher

[grim edge]

W

[warm spindle]

then decided to play serious against me

[silver aspen]

Magnus hasn't beaten me yet

[warm spindle]

so we dont know if hes better then u

[silver aspen]

exactly

[warm spindle]

ok this makes cents

[grim edge]

Chokyyyyyy

[warm spindle]

what is vro yapping

[cursive pawn]

Why are vros yapping

[grim edge]

Choco wants to send you a friend request but your setting doesnt let anyone send you a request

[minor spoke]

🔥

Chokebar wya

[cursive pawn]

how do i make my setting not make anyone send me friend request

[minor spoke]

Go to settings

[grim edge]

Chokyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[minor spoke]

Im gonna find chokebar

And expose

[echo kestrel]

KNIGHT!!!

[cursive pawn]

choke is behind u

[minor spoke]

Wait ur the one who goes to the same school

[cursive pawn]

yes

[umbral wind]

Queen does the same job but better🥱🥱

[warm spindle]

Hello

[warm spindle]

My large biceps?

[minor spoke]

💀

[worthy yarrow]

nice user

[grim edge]

Choco, i think you have to be good at maths, too like ok and choky. they usually talk about it here in general chat

[cursive pawn]

who said im good at math

im good at sport science and nutrition

[grim edge]

whatever

[minor spoke]

Chokebar am i good at math

[cursive pawn]

i did hard math in highschool but i forgot everything

[worthy yarrow]

nice

[minor spoke]

We don have that many ppl

[cursive pawn]

now they are making me do math i took in 6th grade

[minor spoke]

Do u like music

[umbral wind]

I wonder when we’ll get an unbiased and fair mod team 🤔

[cursive pawn]

no

[minor spoke]

WHY r u making these comments 😐

[minor spoke]

Y NOT

[umbral wind]

Because Im on an e-restraining order and I’m not happy about it

Block button exists shit ain’t fair

[minor spoke]

Theres a reason for it no?

[cursive pawn]

i used to listen to music and walk outside for hours since i was 11 but then i got bored

[minor spoke]

Getting bored of music has to be a joke

[cerulean sky]

Can anyone donate me some robux pls i really need it

[umbral wind]

A very stupid reason and yet again the block button exists 😂

[warm spindle]

Cholebar

[cursive pawn]

i just dont listen to music that much anymore also i thought u meant do u liuke to make music like sing or play instruments

[warm spindle]

Tmrw

[cerulean sky]

I’ll tell you a polerio defense

[warm spindle]

I dunno if ur "good" or not @minor spoke

[stable mirage]

I’m bad!

[cursive pawn]

what is considered good

[minor spoke]

Well dont comment on it ig, if nothing is gonna happen

[nimble niche]

when i apply

[warm spindle]

You can absorb and apply information wifh efficacy

[random drum]

what a video https://youtu.be/e01NySCOzjE?si=GSseZafD23qkj0cU

[nimble niche]

ding glaze

[cursive pawn]

i can memorize info fast dont understand anything

[umbral wind]

If I don’t comment on it nothing gets done

[warm spindle]

What most people do, not good

[cursive pawn]

thats why im bad at physics and chem

[warm spindle]

Thats why I despise those ------- in calc bc

[cursive pawn]

i just cant get physics and its like easy equations

[warm spindle]

When it clicks it clicks

[cursive pawn]

so thats why i wanted to major in physix cuz i want a challenge

[minor spoke]

Well talk to a mod then

[warm spindle]

Thats a stupid idea

[nimble niche]

phd in philosophy is the most useful thing

[warm spindle]

For sure

[minor spoke]

Im gonna do pHD in ethnic studies

[random drum]

@umbral wind I asked chatgpt for this smh
(Verse 1)
Yo, listen up, I got a tale to tell,
'Bout a moderation team that's gone straight to hell,
They claim to enforce the rules, but it's just a façade,
When they mess up, they don't admit, it's so odd.

Their moderation's like a broken machine,
They wield the ban hammer, but they're rarely seen,
Ignoring valid complaints, acting so mean,
It's time someone called them out, I'm the vaccine.

(Chorus)
Moderation, you're slipping, it's a mess,
Refusing to acknowledge your mistakes, I must confess,
Your power trip's got you blinded, I digress,
Time to fix your flaws, clean up this process.

(Verse 2)
You claim to be fair, but it's just a charade,
Hiding behind your screens, decisions delayed,
No accountability, it's like a blockade,
Your moderation's a joke, it needs an upgrade.

We're not asking for perfection, just some respect,
Own up to your errors, don't deflect,
When you mess up, admit it, don't neglect,
It's time to change your ways, or we'll all disconnect.

(Chorus)
Moderation, you're slipping, it's a mess,
Refusing to acknowledge your mistakes, I must confess,
Your power trip's got you blinded, I digress,
Time to fix your flaws, clean up this process.

(Verse 3)
You're not infallible, you're human, like us all,
But when you make a mistake, you let your ego stand tall,
It's time to be humble, don't let your pride install,
Fix the moderation system, or we're gonna brawl.

We're not here to fight, we just want some fairness,
A community that's thriving, not one in distress,
So step up, moderation, it's time to reassess,
Own your errors, or it'll be your egress.

(Chorus)
Moderation, you're slipping, it's a mess,
Refusing to acknowledge your mistakes, I must confess,
Your power trip's got you blinded, I digress,
Time to fix your flaws, clean up this process.

[cursive pawn]

true it takes hours for my little brain to understand

[random drum]

(Outro)
This diss is a call for change, don't misconstrue,
Moderation, it's on you to renew,
Acknowledge your mistakes, it's long overdue,
Let's make this community better, that's the breakthrough.
~gpt

[warm spindle]

I think I'll stop at masters

[cursive pawn]

in what

[minor spoke]

And then?

[warm spindle]

AI

[warm spindle]

Work

[grim edge]

song goes hard 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯

[nimble niche]

only incho would understand how important a phd in indigenous studies is

[warm spindle]

From TSU

[cursive pawn]

i wanna get phd but ive heard its hard and not worth it

[umbral wind]

This gotta be the cc National anthem

[random drum]

lol I want an AI vocal of eminem and I want to make a song

[umbral wind]

Lmao

[random drum]

thanks to chat gpt 💯

[stable mirage]

Q h 5

[warm spindle]

Usually isnt

[minor spoke]

Well obv its hard

[warm spindle]

Theoretical Medical PhDs are just for clout

A lot are just for clout

PhD in music theory

[minor spoke]

What no theyre not

[nimble niche]

wayward queen phd

[last arrow]

Yo I got a question

[warm spindle]

Oh ya they is hehe

[minor spoke]

pHDs easily land u a higher starting salary

[warm spindle]

Not all

[last arrow]

Is the fried liver hope chess or is alright to play?

[nimble niche]

what elo

[grim edge]

it's alright but I wouldn't play it

[minor spoke]

Well im talking corporate jobs, idk abt liberal arts pHDs

[warm spindle]

The frizz is a PhD in archaeology gonna do

[normal hatch]

Alright

[cursive pawn]

where im from highest paying job is teaching in uni

[compact shale]

london system hater right here

[warm spindle]

So you changes the range to ones where the highest paying PhD entries are

[minor spoke]

Dang

[cursive pawn]

unless you get pdh in something stupid like minecraft physics

[warm spindle]

Well then in that case obvious a PhD would be worth if you're an insane freak

[minor spoke]

Thats not even relevant, highest paying doesnt affect starting salary

[warm spindle]

Highest paying starting salary

[grim edge]

everybody hates the london system though

PhD in Literature let's gooooo

[cursive pawn]

thats why i chose nutrition its easy but idk if its easy to get phd

[minor spoke]

Whats ur career goal

[umbral wind]

#Theblockbuttonexists

[cursive pawn]

heisnberg

[compact shale]

is it that bad?

[maiden mesa]

spending 20 seconds on this move is crazy

[grim edge]

yes!

[minor spoke]

Rauru

[umbral wind]

Nd3 lol what’s there to think about

[compact shale]

okay im gonna admit it it takes no skill but it's effective though and no stress in remembering openings

[warm spindle]

Mrow

[compact shale]

and london system is the best system opening there is

[grim edge]

the cow opening is literally better

[maiden mesa]

wot

[cursive pawn]

well I wanted to get into med school but my GPA was not enough so then I did nutrition and i wanna become a nutritionist and teach but idk if I'm can be considered a doctor in nutrition like a medical docotor

[nimble niche]

crab is goated

[warm spindle]

Ok 200

[signal harness]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-gif-40123618314459872

[maiden mesa]

whats ur gpa

[nimble niche]

who plays the hippo when you can play the crab

[compact shale]

isnt that made by anna cramling?

[umbral wind]

Nd3 Rxf5 then push the f pawn to victory no?

[cursive pawn]

like 3.7

[nimble niche]

hippo is the crab for cowards

[cursive pawn]

but im immigrant

[signal harness]

THERE’S MULTIPLE OF HER?

[grim edge]

yes it is

[maiden mesa]

i think theres a better move than nd3 in that position

[signal harness]

HOLY SHIT

[compact shale]

cmon yall are deglazing london

[nimble niche]

fr

[umbral wind]

Nxa6 is kinda risky though becusse of Rxc2

[compact shale]

see? someone gets it

[nimble niche]

london is clearly goated

[maiden mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/whatever-go-my-scarab-gif-7579664463809719282

[grim edge]

only by the loosest definition can the london even be considered an opening

[compact shale]

thank you for being sane wayward

[signal harness]

5 people hate the opinion: eh, who cares
1 person agrees: see? someone gets it

[umbral wind]

I don’t get it lol

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/avengers-endgame-hulk-bruce-banner-i-see-this-as-an-absolute-win-gif-17006739

[maiden mesa]

lmao the 2800 tag in your profile kind of gives the bait away

[cursive pawn]

93.56% which is 3.74

[twin moon]

Goliath beetles > Hercules beetles

[compact shale]

Quality over quantity

period.

[nimble niche]

first time

[umbral wind]

Damn😔

[maiden mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-dance-seal-dance-animal-animal-dance-gif-27375218

[signal harness]

i am not sure that’s how opinions work

[compact shale]

and im plus im not 200 elo im 500

[nimble niche]

wayward queen crab and london are goated fr

[compact shale]

get it right pal

[maiden mesa]

and plus i dont sniff glue i sniff markers, get it right pal

[signal harness]

so that’s why you like the london

[warm spindle]

Ok 100

[maiden mesa]

anime pfp + <500

why are you judging rating kekw

[cursive pawn]

goals for 18 years old:
quit chess

[warm spindle]

Let's play!

[maiden mesa]

im good im eating daves hot chicken rn

shi slaps

[warm sentinel]

Anyone here 500 rated

[compact shale]

The London System, an indomitable stalwart among chess openings, commands an unwavering respect in the echelons of strategic brilliance. Its inherent positional nuances, coupled with a judicious blend of solidity and flexibility, render it a paragon of strategic prowess on the 64-square battlefield. This venerable system, predicated upon the principled deployment of pawns and the meticulous orchestration of harmonious piece development, bequeaths its adherents a reservoir of strategic depth, thereby confounding opponents and fostering a veritable symphony of strategic harmonization. In the annals of chess theory, the London System stands as a testament to the enduring adage that simplicity, when wielded with sagacity, eclipses the ephemeral allure of more convoluted openings, solidifying its status as the apotheosis of chess opening perfection.

[signal harness]

bro got so pissed that he became a Skyrim NPC

[grim edge]

fear the anime pfp, they are always 2000+

[nimble niche]

i used to think that wayward queen was goated until i learnt about the london

[normal hatch]

Why’d u steal daves meal?

[maiden mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/yapping-yapping-level-today-catastrophic-yapanese-gif-13513208407930173397

[cursive pawn]

who wants my chess courses

[nimble niche]

london is actually broken op at my level frfr

[signal harness]

nah

[visual garnet]

i want them

[nimble niche]

The London System, an indomitable stalwart among chess openings, commands an unwavering respect in the echelons of strategic brilliance. Its inherent positional nuances, coupled with a judicious blend of solidity and flexibility, render it a paragon of strategic prowess on the 64-square battlefield. This venerable system, predicated upon the principled deployment of pawns and the meticulous orchestration of harmonious piece development, bequeaths its adherents a reservoir of strategic depth, thereby confounding opponents and fostering a veritable symphony of strategic harmonization. In the annals of chess theory, the London System stands as a testament to the enduring adage that simplicity, when wielded with sagacity, eclipses the ephemeral allure of more convoluted openings, solidifying its status as the apotheosis of chess opening perfection.

[warm spindle]

Will it makes me better

[cursive pawn]

pay $1k

[grim edge]

The London System, an indomitable stalwart among chess openings, commands an unwavering respect in the echelons of strategic brilliance. Its inherent positional nuances, coupled with a judicious blend of solidity and flexibility, render it a paragon of strategic prowess on the 64-square battlefield. This venerable system, predicated upon the principled deployment of pawns and the meticulous orchestration of harmonious piece development, bequeaths its adherents a reservoir of strategic depth, thereby confounding opponents and fostering a veritable symphony of strategic harmonization. In the annals of chess theory, the London System stands as a testament to the enduring adage that simplicity, when wielded with sagacity, eclipses the ephemeral allure of more convoluted openings, solidifying its status as the apotheosis of chess opening perfection.

[signal harness]

nah

[compact shale]

I said what chatgpt thinks about it

[cursive pawn]

no

[peak plank]

you made them or no?

[warm spindle]

Please

[compact shale]

exactly

[cursive pawn]

no i bought them

[peak plank]

lol

[grim edge]

I just saw long message and hit ctrl c

[cursive pawn]

only if you dont watch them

[warm spindle]

They're free online

[peak plank]

ngl I feel like self-analysis and stockfish are better

[nimble niche]

1. London is one of the most multicultural cities in the world, with over a third of its population born in a foreign country. You can find restaurants serving national dishes from almost every country on the planet, which means you never have to go to the same place twice.

2. It has history going way back. There's evidence to show that there were settlements in London as far back as 4500 BC. However, London officially began life as a city after the Romans invaded England in 43 AD, which they called Londinium at the time.

3. It's one of the four main fashion capitals of the world, with London Fashion Week happening twice a year in February and September. LFW began in 1983 and now has over 5,000 attendees each week. Plus, London is the birthplace of some of the world's biggest models, including Kate Moss who is from Croydon, Naomi Campbell from Streatham and Jordan Dunn, who was spotted in Hammersmith Primark.

[warm spindle]

Ba

[nimble niche]

https://www.foxtons.co.uk/discover/2018/03/21-reasons-why-london-is-the-worlds-best-city-to-live-in here you go proof that london is op

[warm spindle]

You monkeys always do this

[visual garnet]

ok

[signal harness]

The Ass Gambit, an indomitable stalwart among chess openings, commands an unwavering respect in the upper echelons of strategic brilliance. Its inherent positional nuasses, coupled with a jewish blend of solidity and flexibility, render it a paragon of strategic prowess on the 64-square battlefield. This venerable system, predicated upon the principled deployment of pawns and the meticulous orchestration of harmonious ass development, bequeaths its adherents a reservoir of strategic depth, thereby confounding opponents and fostering a veritable symphony of strategic harmonization. In the anals of chess theory, the London System stands as a testament to the enduring adage that simplicity, when wielded with sagacity, eclipses the ephemeral allure of more convoluted openings, solidifying its status as the apotheosis of chess opening perfection.

[compact shale]

Then what yall play. gAmBits. OmG sIciLion DefnEse🤣🤣😭😭😭😭💀💀💀😂😂😂

[cursive pawn]

give credit card info

[visual garnet]

ok

[maiden mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/wednesday-morning-greetings-gif-8256419023100855474

[grim edge]

king's gambit is so much better than the london it's ridiculous

[warm spindle]

The portanadon

[signal harness]

bro is clowning black’s best chance at fighting back

[compact shale]

Youre calling it ass while giving compliments next try pla

[grim edge]

maybe i should write a chess book and name it "How to reach your first 100 elo in rapid"

[compact shale]

pal*

[normal hatch]

Objectively wrong

[nimble niche]

https://www.chess.com/article/view/best-chess-opening-london see even chess.com staffs agrees that london is goated

[signal harness]

wdym
i didn’t say shit about the london

[grim edge]

subjectively right

[signal harness]

I was talking about my own opening, the Ass Gambit

get it right pal

[cursive pawn]

for 1000+ players

[grim edge]

then there will be 20 volumes of that book until you reach 2K

[compact shale]

i win this argument yall are gangbagin this is tag team fight while im a lone wolf fighting what is right

[warm spindle]

Just go up 100 elosa day

And in 20 days is 2000

[signal harness]

what happened to Mr. Wayward

wdym lone wolf

[compact shale]

im only alone by myself defending myself

[nimble niche]

strength in numbers!

[maiden mesa]

[maiden mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/too-loud-gif-4230714017150706172

[compact shale]

while yall over krispy creme glazin yall kings pawn sicilian defence gambits vienna or what not

[nimble niche]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECMMct_jnEM W video frfr!

[signal harness]

you’re glazing the london system my boi

[compact shale]

i give its yall choice

[signal harness]

you’re glazing a British opening

[opaque violet]

ew london

bannable offence

[signal harness]

SEE
THE NERD AGREES

THAT IS A TERRIBLE THING IN EVERY TOPIC OTHER THAN COLLEGE MAJORS AND/OR CHESS

[compact shale]

Glazing is valid when you are defending the facts and the truth.

Periodt. Bye.

[peak plank]

that chess.com staff is 1800

[warm spindle]

Herd emoji:
🦬 🦬 🦬 🦬 🦬 🦬 🦬

[signal harness]

dude ragequitting an argument

[nimble niche]

Glazing is valid when you are defending the facts and the truth.

[warm spindle]

So true

[signal harness]

I haven’t heard “period” in a hot minute

[nimble niche]

Period. Bye.

[grim edge]

it's periodt

[warm spindle]

Sksksks

[signal harness]

holy shit

peridot

[grim edge]

i should sleep early tonight. i didnt sleep the whole day today

[nimble niche]

london is so good look at this!

[minor spoke]

Oh i never sleep during the day i always sleep at night

[signal harness]

IT’S THE LEVY ATTACK

[grim edge]

lol i mean the entire day. i was up all night last night

[grim edge]

no way bg5 actually has stats that good

[nimble niche]

look how broken the london is1

[nimble niche]

wayward queen scores 56% in 2500 lc database

[opaque violet]

it's a good opening of course it scores high

[nimble niche]

it scores so high obviously its the goat!!1

[signal harness]

lichess is the website that changes its favorite first move ever time you open the analysis board

those 2500s hung scholar’s mate 💯

[twin moon]

But Tbf it does look 20 moves extra compared to chess.com

[nimble niche]

only 126

[twin moon]

Lichess has the better engines/study, chess.com has the better player base

[signal harness]

HOLY SHIT I WAS JOKING

[opaque violet]

the 10%:

[nimble niche]

4600 games and 126 scholars mate

[signal harness]

2500S

[normal hatch]

Separate the bullet games

[nimble niche]

yes ive missed the scholars mate when the opportunity was given to me before

[signal harness]

BULLET MY ASS BRO

(don’t bullet my ass tho)

I DON’T CARE IF IT’S BULLET, THEY’RE 2500

[nimble niche]

24

ive scholars mated like 15 2000+ people

[void fjord]

Congratulations you will die young 🫡rip

[normal hatch]

So theres a chance

[signal harness]

mating with people in scholarly fashion

[nimble niche]

i took out the blitz too

[warm spindle]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3L0IKstjUgDFVQAbQIRZRv?si=TkJkqoiARqS6uwmQigZyeg&utm_source=copy-link

[void fjord]

Imagine if checkmate meant you got money 😭

[nimble niche]

https://lichess.org/dRDdbnwz look its an im hanging scholars

[worn ice]

Alex32167 (2777) vs. Nozdrachev_Vladislav (2856)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Bc4 Nc6 3. Qh5 Nf6 4. [Qxf7#] 

[nimble niche]

wait they made the albert bot embed lichess links

[void fjord]

Other than the topic of this song this sounds pretty good!🤔

[normal hatch]

Albert sees chess game, Albert shows chess game

[grim edge]

Albert is consistent and reliable.

[opaque violet]

rip bozo

[cursive pawn]

are u literarture major?

[nimble niche]

heres some wayward hangs in rapid https://lichess.org/gP8o9ohb

[worn ice]

WilliamMoriarty (2617) vs. Sherlock0099 (2456)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Bc4 Nc6 3. Qh5 Nf6 4. [Qxf7#] 

[cursive pawn]

or philosophy

[grim edge]

lit

[cursive pawn]

lit🔥

[stable mirage]

omg mods lichess link

[grim edge]

nice

[warm spindle]

Through Canberra and Perth, I alone am the marmaladed one.

[void fjord]

Give us some lit?

[visual garnet]

okay

[nimble niche]

albert embeds it

theyve accept it

[compact shale]

Imagine getting gangbanged while you are out here with no buddy buddies, no homies, no homeboys, no homegirls, no shit.

[digital phoenix]

@everyone

[compact shale]

You think your're tough?

[cursive pawn]

who tagged me

[stable mirage]

#2200-or-higher message

[nimble niche]

https://lichess.org/I14tkkjM#7

[worn ice]

Godplank (2614) vs. RL12 (2561)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Bc4 Nc6 3. Qh5 Nf6 4. [Qg6] hxg6 

[nimble niche]

this guy gets it

[shy pike]

wats that

[digital phoenix]

Exclusive

[void fjord]

None of our business

[stable mirage]

:3

[warm spindle]

G

[cursive pawn]

can u Write a research paper

[grim edge]

yes

[digital phoenix]

Can someone simp for me

[void fjord]

Fr tho what was napoleon’s devorced wife’s name?

[cursive pawn]

Write me one

[cursive pawn]

Wsp bbg

[digital phoenix]

[cursive pawn]

Ok ur turn

[normal hatch]

Hello Pookie Bear

[maiden mesa]

silly ass name

[normal hatch]

“Im gay”

[minor spoke]

Ikr

Unity theres 0 chance right

Send ss we all gotta see this

[stark kayak]

just say ur not interested

[minor spoke]

What?

Why r u dating old ppl

[cursive pawn]

What if her brother hits on him

[void fjord]

Excuse me are we allowed to ask why people were muted?

[normal hatch]

Im lesbian

[peak plank]

🔼

[void fjord]

Slay queen I would be lesbian if I was a woman lol men are disgusting

[cursive pawn]

Imagine being a man

Im a man

[minor spoke]

Im a man

[cursive pawn]

What?

[normal hatch]

I dont think she meant u guys

[gusty tusk]

hiii

[normal hatch]

Just my guess

[stark kayak]

[cursive pawn]

She meany james charles

[shy pike]

im bad

you

[normal hatch]

Dude aint even classify as a guy

[stable mirage]

That’s me

[cursive pawn]

James charles phobic