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winter helm
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why play fantasy, play real life instead

wild steppe
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One message removed from a suspended account.

upbeat viper
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I admit e6 is silly to play against

noble widget
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What if I said ur a dummy, why do you insult people behind they’re back who aren’t here to defend themselves

upbeat viper
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solid

outer sage
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Chat gpt is wasting water

stuck kestrel
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bro has the most controversial opinions on coding

upbeat viper
remote bramble
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He played nc3 so confidently I was scared he learnt 400 moves of theory there

upbeat viper
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well that's what he should have done

drowsy crest
noble widget
upbeat viper
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this is the easiest variation to learn

shy pike
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they only support windows...

umbral wind
drowsy crest
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bash > alacritty

shy pike
drowsy crest
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python > ts

grim edge
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people who love the dragon

upbeat viper
grim edge
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software

upbeat viper
outer sage
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πŸ€«πŸ§β€β™‚οΈ

drowsy crest
shy pike
remote bramble
outer sage
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βœŠβœ‹πŸ‘ˆπŸ––πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘‰πŸ‘†πŸ‘ŒβœŠπŸ‘ˆπŸ‘‰βœ‹πŸ‘ŒβœŠπŸ‘‰πŸ‘‡πŸ»πŸ‘ˆπŸ‘Œβœ‹πŸ‘ˆ

upbeat viper
severe oxide
shy pike
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bro delete bash/zsh/fish off your system and try to use alactritty @drowsy crest

upbeat viper
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btw

grim edge
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ohhh

noble widget
upbeat viper
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why do you play this bad line

drowsy crest
viral epoch
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Every other time Storm enters chat, coding conversations emerge

shy pike
severe oxide
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coding is cringe learn how to get women instead

drowsy crest
remote bramble
shy pike
# drowsy crest why?

because you said they do the same job, so you shouldnt need the others if they are the same thing

outer sage
drowsy crest
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alacritty will stop working

grim edge
upbeat viper
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a nice endgame for white

shy pike
drowsy crest
severe oxide
upbeat viper
wild steppe
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One message removed from a suspended account.

shy pike
viral epoch
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stuck kestrel
drowsy crest
severe oxide
shy pike
grim edge
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po.po.pom

outer sage
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This person is very nice πŸ‘‡πŸ»

severe oxide
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.

remote bramble
shy pike
outer sage
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This person is pretty short πŸ‘‡πŸ»

upbeat viper
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you were black right ?

shy pike
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no

remote bramble
upbeat viper
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uh

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so you got mated

severe oxide
viral epoch
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Bast is pretty real?

upbeat viper
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wait what

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you said he played Nc3

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I'm confused

upbeat viper
severe oxide
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what is blud yapping about πŸ™πŸ’€

drowsy crest
remote bramble
upbeat viper
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aaaah

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okay

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but so

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you played the e5 Bc5 Qb6

severe oxide
remote bramble
shy pike
upbeat viper
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thus I'm wondering like

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why

nimble niche
grim edge
upbeat viper
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because it simply sucks

severe oxide
grim edge
viral epoch
grim edge
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you gonna make them all procrastinate

remote bramble
# upbeat viper because it simply sucks

Tho it's surprising how many people U2000 fide don't know the theory there. Once, I had a -1.5 position in that line against 2350 IM from Ukraine, tho he still beat me bc of how good he is

drowsy crest
nimble niche
shy pike
shy pike
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I WAS TALKING ABT

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are u just messing with me galjnljgslgsgsd

drowsy crest
viral epoch
shy pike
drowsy crest
viral epoch
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So mood

shy pike
drowsy crest
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how are you so good at coding and yet so dum-dum 😭

severe oxide
shy pike
drowsy crest
viral epoch
severe oxide
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severe oxide
last verge
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2200 soon

drowsy crest
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I learn stuff

shy pike
viral epoch
drowsy crest
silent quest
remote bramble
severe oxide
shy pike
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meow

silent quest
grim edge
shy pike
nimble niche
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what it's a cat

glad canyon
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Even dark knights have dark nights

grim edge
remote bramble
grim edge
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that cat has been through some dark storms

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and yet it stands

nimble niche
grim edge
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in the end, the cat said: "Nah, I'd win"

grim edge
grim edge
glad canyon
grim edge
grim edge
glad canyon
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@remote bramble your best win must be a GM right?

grim edge
nimble niche
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vica56

grim edge
remote bramble
grim edge
glad canyon
grim edge
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I call that a cap

grim edge
glad canyon
humble hound
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Hiii

last verge
nimble niche
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my best otb win is depressing

grim edge
remote bramble
glad canyon
remote bramble
grim edge
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what happened to Levy bro

grim edge
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bro is a blonde

iron barn
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anyone wanna play blitz (preferably higher rated)

glad canyon
last verge
glad canyon
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Titled

remote bramble
grim edge
glad canyon
iron barn
iron barn
remote bramble
oak cliff
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@remote bramble can you help me in something

grim edge
iron barn
remote bramble
last verge
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i thought 2300 is FM

iron barn
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Nah just visualize it

remote bramble
grim edge
remote bramble
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2300 fm

glad canyon
grim edge
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I would give him head

last verge
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bro is a FM πŸ’€πŸ˜­

glad canyon
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2400 im

iron barn
grim edge
grim edge
last verge
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ive beaten 20 titled players and all of them are over the age of 35 Sadge when do i get to the young ones

last verge
last verge
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theyre easy to flag

grim edge
last verge
last verge
grim edge
last verge
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i meant the old ones play slow and u can flag them easily

sick sequoia
remote bramble
grim edge
nimble niche
glad canyon
last verge
last verge
sour anchor
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Someone wants to play against me?

glad canyon
grim edge
glad canyon
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So good players

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I the only one here 2000 rated shit

grim edge
oak cliff
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I'm half that

grim edge
glad canyon
remote bramble
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remote bramble
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How so good

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glad canyon
remote bramble
grim edge
glad canyon
glad canyon
warm spindle
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2900lc to cc

remote bramble
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remote bramble
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More like 2800

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lime lava
glad canyon
remote bramble
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lime lava
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Dont mess with their rating when you got banned for cheating
Ty

last verge
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my highest rated win is only 2500 Sadge

remote bramble
glad canyon
woven pasture
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i raise you my -200

remote bramble
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He isn't better than me but he was stressing me out a lot

mild nest
outer sage
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Hi gang

glad canyon
mild nest
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Completely threw against him

grim edge
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@woven pasture bro is a literal the camera man

outer sage
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Hi

remote bramble
glad canyon
outer sage
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Gang

warm spindle
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No

remote bramble
outer sage
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What is the difference between exciting and living

warm spindle
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I mean yh, in blitz you can beat a +200 player and lose to a -2000 guy in the next game

warm spindle
glad canyon
warm spindle
woven pasture
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mr not_shresth you must mean existing rather than exciting

outer sage
glad canyon
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I should quit chess fr

warm spindle
nimble niche
remote bramble
nimble niche
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real

woven pasture
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EZ 200 gang

remote bramble
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Otherwise it's cap

warm spindle
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Its cause they Jewish

woven pasture
grim edge
remote bramble
outer sage
# warm spindle No

Living means to be alive and actively experiencing life. It involves embracing new experiences, taking risks, and pursuing your passions. Existing, on the other hand, means to simply be present and going through the motions of life without any real purpose or fulfillment .27 Oct 2021

nimble niche
remote bramble
grim edge
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what have jews been doing in new york man πŸ’€

outer sage
warm spindle
nimble niche
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i don't play arenas

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and otb i rarely play

outer sage
remote bramble
remote bramble
warm spindle
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Ok

hasty trail
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Yo

warm spindle
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Nuh uh

glad canyon
hasty trail
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@outer sage SQUIRTLE

outer sage
hasty trail
nimble niche
warm spindle
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Ok

outer sage
grim edge
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bruh

remote bramble
outer sage
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What is the best song ?

keen parrot
grim edge
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how to reach 2.2k 😭

hasty trail
grim edge
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yeah maybe

warm spindle
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I heard you're strong @grim edge

grim edge
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2,8k easy ngl

shy pike
glad canyon
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@grim edge so strong

woven pasture
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best song is rhapsody in blue for me

warm spindle
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Ok

grim edge
grim edge
outer sage
grim edge
glad canyon
grim edge
grim edge
hasty trail
remote bramble
silent quest
nimble niche
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there are tournaments i just dont play them

outer sage
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Guy's what is the best feeling (in your opinion)

grim edge
warm spindle
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Gosh csn you please just absolutely destroy me @grim edge

remote bramble
outer sage
glad canyon
grim edge
outer sage
grim edge
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for the good games only

warm spindle
grim edge
warm spindle
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Step it up little buddy

grim edge
glad canyon
silent quest
grim edge
warm spindle
nimble niche
grim edge
warm spindle
glad canyon
grim edge
grim edge
warm spindle
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Not that either

grim edge
silent quest
grim edge
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xd

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ok but how many games to reach 2200

glad canyon
warm spindle
glad canyon
grim edge
nimble niche
brisk jasper
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annyone want to play πŸ™‚

grim edge
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do you ask otb or online?

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both actually

warm spindle
grim edge
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i was never 2200 fide otb

warm spindle
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Or na

grim edge
outer sage
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2+2=?

grim edge
warm spindle
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6

brisk jasper
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in Classical 1300 and in realife 1380 πŸ™‚ in National Rating

glad canyon
silent quest
grim edge
brisk jasper
glad canyon
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πŸ™‚ interesting

warm spindle
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Do u play bullet or blitz

brisk jasper
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i love both

silent quest
grim edge
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do you guys want something from me or nah

glad canyon
brisk jasper
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im chess Player since 11 Years

warm spindle
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Alright

glad canyon
warm spindle
outer sage
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I need a girlfriend irl so bad ngl

grim edge
grim edge
woven pasture
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get off discord then sir

grim edge
grim edge
warm spindle
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But I woke up late

grim edge
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everytime someoone sees a titled player

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there are titled streamers

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these 500's wanna try to play them

grim edge
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play w em lol

warm spindle
warm spindle
outer sage
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I need a hug

brisk jasper
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I even train students in my club i'm a delegated member of my club but im just intermediate

outer sage
warped sparrow
warm spindle
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# warped sparrow Can someone analyse pls https://www.chess.com/live/game/100117961023
alexeyjanka (2236) vs. MFML_Yuvan (2241)

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Move List
1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 d6 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nxd4 Nf6 5. Nc3 a6 6. f3 g6 7. Be3 Bg7 8. Qd2 b5 9. O-O-O O-O 10. g4 Bb7 11. h4 h5 12. gxh5 Nxh5 13. Bh6 Nc6 14. Bxg7 Kxg7 15. Nf5+ Kg8 16. Qh6 Bc8 17. Rg1 Ne5 18. Nd5 Bxf5 19. exf5 Ng7 20. Bh3 Ra7 21. fxg6 fxg6 22. Rxg6 Nxg6 23. Qxg6 Qe8 24. Be6+ Rf7 25. Rg1 Qf8 26. h5 
grim edge
nimble niche
outer sage
warm spindle
glad canyon
grim edge
grim edge
outer sage
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Womp womp

warm spindle
grim edge
glad canyon
outer sage
glad canyon
grim edge
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yall need to ask questions instead of begging for a game lmao

grim edge
grim edge
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like online

grim edge
outer sage
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I need a girl to cuddle with irl

glad canyon
grim edge
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or smth

grim edge
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i thought i am slow

grim edge
nimble niche
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wait the std username is inactive so i can take it

warm spindle
scenic holly
outer sage
warm spindle
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There's ai

outer sage
warm spindle
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What

grim edge
outer sage
warm spindle
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Mhmmm

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But it can be anything you want

grim edge
nimble niche
grim edge
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sheesh

grim edge
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ppl learn faster at that age

warm spindle
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Nah it is

grim edge
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and have all the time in the world

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wcm is like 2k fide, so I would be like 13 and WCM and WFM

outer sage
warm spindle
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You internalize better though

grim edge
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thats what i meant ig

scenic frost
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PERFECT WIN RATE TODAY LET'S GOOO

verbal thunder
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a 5 year old that found out about chess 2 months ago could be a gm

glad canyon
warm spindle
outer sage
grim edge
outer sage
nimble niche
glad canyon
warm spindle
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Give me ur FIDE so I can

grim edge
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they are trolling prob @glad canyon

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about wcm xD

last verge
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38 3 min puzzle rush πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

grim edge
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idts looking at the rating

glad canyon
outer sage
warm spindle
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7

grim edge
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so many titled in chat πŸ’€

outer sage
grim edge
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and im still hardstuck at 2k

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;-;

warm spindle
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I just reached 220 yesterday after 10 years of playing

grim edge
glad canyon
grim edge
last verge
warm spindle
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In daily

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I only play daily

grim edge
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i have been playing since 4 yrs but inconsistently

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w my internet will be hard

outer sage
grim edge
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but maybe I can try

glad canyon
graceful lintel
last verge
outer sage
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I am 200

last verge
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so it should be fine

glad canyon
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@last verge 1|1 bullet?

nimble niche
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if i request the username std will i get it

outer sage
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I love math

grim edge
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wrong server bud

last verge
white sorrel
outer sage
glad canyon
grim edge
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ight imma stop crying here and go grind

outer sage
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I love math

glad canyon
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Very very interesting πŸ™‚

outer sage
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What is the meaning of life ?

brisk jasper
scenic holly
glad canyon
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@brisk jasper elo?

outer sage
nimble niche
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the username ligma is inactive

scenic holly
nimble niche
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imagine i steal it

glad canyon
outer sage
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I am blind btw

nimble niche
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three options stop std and ligma

white sorrel
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why std

brisk jasper
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bullet: 907, Blitz: 931, Rapid 1228, Puzzlez 2326, Realife 1325

nimble niche
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why not std

glad canyon
scenic holly
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standard

glad canyon
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Diseases

outer sage
nocturne elk
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is sugandese available

nimble niche
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std as in standard fr

brisk jasper
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National

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Swiss Elo

glad canyon
scenic holly
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its actually known as sti not std

outer sage
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I am blind ngl

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I can't see at all

scenic holly
nimble niche
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hpv is also inactive

glad canyon
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@nimble niche wanna play?

nimble niche
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its half past 5

shy pike
nimble niche
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i woke up so early fr

outer sage
outer sage
digital arrow
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Hi

glad canyon
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Peak

glad canyon
swift maple
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I just stalemated while being up 27 points of material

sick tide
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who want play 1+0 ?

glad canyon
outer sage
glad canyon
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Here

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πŸ’€lc?

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Okay

upbeat viper
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!links

stable jungleBOT
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Please do not post competitive website links in the Chess.com server chats!

sonic ember
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guys can someone help me with something rq

outer sage
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Ok

glad canyon
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lc

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sent lc

golden apex
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hi

cold agate
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Please help, I keep losing and losing and I've became so bad suddenly, I was winning a lot of games but suddenly I've became bad, I'm desperate, idk what to do and everyone tells me to take a break when I just took a 6 month break from chess, I'm honestly tilted, I just want to become better like before

grim edge
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What if a protagonist joins antagonist in his work and causes more trouble. And also protagonist becomes antagonist and protagonist follows what the antagonist wanted and antagonist leaves that idea behind

drowsy crest
sick tide
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fobby bischer ?ahahahah trash name omg

nimble niche
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sleeping is for nerds

outer sage
glad canyon
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should have not added time

bright wind
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okay one piece down

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connect

glad canyon
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i premoved it blud

quasi pivot
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alright

cold agate
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...

outer sage
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πŸ€“πŸ€“

grim edge
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@shy pike speak

shy pike
grim edge
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Y

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We boring?

silent quest
outer sage
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I need a gf

winter helm
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didnt mean to reply my bad

outer sage
winter helm
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πŸ’€

outer sage
keen parrot
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πŸ’€

outer sage
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I NEED A GF SOO BAD

fervent hare
drowsy crest
fervent hare
#

what

drowsy crest
outer sage
warm hedge
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boby fischer is bad at cheese

graceful lintel
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Putting @ wasn't necessary

graceful lintel
drowsy crest
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real

graceful lintel
graceful lintel
fervent hare
drowsy crest
fervent hare
graceful lintel
vague burrow
graceful lintel
outer sage
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I am πŸ’€

vague burrow
graceful lintel
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Is ur ratings

vague burrow
graceful lintel
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Right?

white sorrel
graceful lintel
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+not playing chess nowdays

fervent hare
fervent hare
graceful lintel
vague burrow
fervent hare
graceful lintel
white sorrel
vague burrow
fervent hare
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😭

graceful lintel
fervent hare
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whats yall rating

white sorrel
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higher than yours

vague burrow
fervent hare
graceful lintel
fervent hare
vague burrow
fervent hare
grim edge
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i was about to do my first ROOK SACK

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then guess what happend

graceful lintel
fervent hare
grim edge
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i misclicked

vague burrow
fervent hare
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damn

vague burrow
grim edge
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i misclicked and blundered

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PAIN

fervent hare
warm hedge
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caro kann is dogshit

graceful lintel
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Celestial don't bully innocent ppl waaah waaah

grim edge
#

I LOST MY FIRST BECAUSE OF A STUPID MISCLICK

fervent hare
graceful lintel
grim edge
warm hedge
graceful lintel
warm hedge
warm hedge
fervent hare
vague burrow
graceful lintel
vague burrow
graceful lintel
warm hedge
white sorrel
fervent hare
fervent hare
graceful lintel
grim edge
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trust

fervent hare
outer mauve
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Hey help me

warm hedge
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is starkysharky active in this server ?

grim edge
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i have testimonials from multiple kids

graceful lintel
grim edge
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they might seem scared and crying

warm hedge
grim edge
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but thats just out of happiness

outer mauve
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Hey help me

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I need help

grim edge
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wut

outer mauve
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My account is closed but why?

graceful lintel
fervent hare
idle fern
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hello πŸ‘‹

weak cairn
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french only opening i know. french players πŸ’ͺ

outer mauve
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Hey

graceful lintel
idle fern
outer mauve
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Where

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@idle fern

fervent hare
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😭

graceful lintel
scenic frost
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ok doing 200 puzzles a day is fking exhausting

graceful lintel
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Real
Imma go sleep now cya

fervent hare
graceful lintel
fervent hare
scenic frost
graceful lintel
idle fern
outer mauve
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Okey

outer sage
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I have nothing left

scenic frost
outer mauve
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@idle fern added me

grim edge
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Hai chat

fervent hare
warm spindle
warm spindle
outer sage
scenic frost
grim edge
warm spindle
fervent hare
weak cairn
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i get better at puzzles but i don't get better at actual chess

fervent hare
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also other tactics u can learn that improves u more than puzzles

fervent hare
scenic frost
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honestly I'm just tryna copy the tyler1 formula

weak cairn
formal ravine
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Puzzles are great but only if you’re actually doing them properly, and only if you understand that they’re training calculation, which is only one of the skills you need to play chess effectively

scenic frost
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he's spamming puzzles and he's like 1400 rn in 3 months of playing the game or sum

fervent hare
fervent hare
scenic frost
weak cairn
fervent hare
fervent hare
formal ravine
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I didn’t say it wasn’t, my point is that puzzles only train one skill.

formal ravine
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Only doing puzzles is like skipping leg day.

scenic frost
fervent hare
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fr

formal ravine
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And arm day

weak cairn
fervent hare
scenic frost
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in the time I play and fully analyze one game, I can finish like 50 puzzles

fervent hare
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iut makes u understand endgame opening middle game

scenic frost
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which one helped me more?

formal ravine
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The game

weak cairn
brisk jasper
fervent hare
scenic frost
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well shit

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aight I'mma tone it down a bit then, 100 puzzles and 5 games a day

weak cairn
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100 puzzles a day is crazy

formal ravine
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Because all a puzzle does is improve your calculation.

Sure you can find anastasia’s mate in 2 seconds, but that’s no good if you can’t ever get anastasia’s mate on the board

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And what if you need to play positional chess

weak cairn
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tf is an anastasia mate

fervent hare
fervent hare
white sorrel
scenic frost
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as I told you, 1 game fully analyzed and milked dry is => 50 puzzles

grim edge
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there are only two genders. ban speedrun, go

weak cairn
formal ravine
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You’re very cool

fervent hare
fervent hare
grim edge
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huh

scenic frost
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might play one more game today puzzles got me tired af

formal ravine
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I still think that’s wild. I barely have time for one training game a day, but I do work a full time, live in job

scenic frost
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not the "k" BRUHNOOO

scenic frost
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I have uni too

fervent hare
fervent hare
scenic frost
formal ravine
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Doubt

outer sage
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I am 35years old

fervent hare
scenic frost
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apparently it's impossible to get grandmaster unless you start at most 13

tepid atlas
scenic frost
formal ravine
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I think nowadays its probably possible to get the grandmaster title no matter when you start

tepid atlas
scenic frost
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the training resources are so good

fervent hare
outer sage
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I need a gf

formal ravine
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You just have to have the will and the work ethic

scenic frost
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like I can't even imagine how hard it musta been to master chess when you need an actual coach everytime to analyze your game

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now you just click analyze and you have an AI coach

fervent hare
weak cairn
outer sage
formal ravine
scenic frost
tender umbra
worn iceBOT
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fervent hare
scenic frost
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unfortunately my neural plasticity was wasted on league of legends

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still maxed out at plat

outer sage
quasi pivot
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πŸ₯Έ

formal ravine
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Mine was wasted on childhood trauma

weak cairn
tender umbra
fervent hare
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no thats just racist

outer sage
formal ravine
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Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah its really not the time or place for jokes like that

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We don’t know who you are or who claims you, make those jokes in your circle

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And if this is your circle… that’s just sad

scenic frost
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no point in regretting the past

golden apex
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lol

scenic frost
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my ultimate regret but I moved on

formal ravine
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I wanted to play chess when I was young but 1) I had nobody.

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That’s it that’s the whole list of reasons

scenic frost
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chess ain't the only good path

formal ravine
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Im a farmer now

scenic frost
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but league of legends isn't a good path

outer sage
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Are you a toaster? Because I am looking for something to take a bath with tonight.

scenic frost
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it's honest work

formal ravine
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Its a great path! Its just not lucrative work.

formal ravine
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I am fulfilled, but Im also impoverished

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Because the american government kinda sucks ass

scenic frost
formal ravine
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Sister*

outer sage
formal ravine
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Respect my pronouns or Ill call the queer council on you.

scenic frost
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I call everyone brother, even my own mother

formal ravine
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A whole conversation Im not trying to have

outer sage
formal ravine
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Anyone who says the word β€œrizz” has no rizz

idle fern
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kidnapping rizz

outer sage
idle fern
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not really no

outer sage
formal ravine
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If you were a room in my house Id make you the bathroom, so I could take an hourlong shit and feel good about it after

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Lmao I love the move feedback reacts

idle fern
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no problem

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my pleasure lmao

outer sage
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I believe in following my dreams, so you lead the way.

formal ravine
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Okay Im going to go make concentrates so I can get stoned

outer sage
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No pen, no paper...but, you still draw my attention.

formal ravine
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Who are you even trying to talk to?

idle fern
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no idea

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think he's imaginative

outer sage
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Rizz lvl 100

formal ravine
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Are you just throwing pickup lines into the ether and hoping you get laid? I don’t think the dating scene works like fishing

warm spindle
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rizz level: ohio

carmine zodiac
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hello

warm spindle
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Nah.

carmine zodiac
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how can i create stream

outer sage
warm spindle
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Nah.

idle fern
formal ravine
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Thats a terrible pickup line

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The other ones at least worked

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But I can poke like seven holes in that one

warm spindle
carmine zodiac
idle fern
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oh

carmine zodiac
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why

idle fern
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@carmine zodiac you need to be trusted

warm spindle
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!trusted

stable jungleBOT
#

@warm spindle With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #πŸ”–γ€‘roles message

formal ravine
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Ah

carmine zodiac
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!trusted

stable jungleBOT
#

@carmine zodiac With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #πŸ”–γ€‘roles message

formal ravine
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That’s why I can’t do things

broken karma
#
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formal ravine
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Ill be untrustworthy

broken karma
idle fern
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not really

grim edge
formal ravine
grim edge
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I know

final gust
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OK computer is goated

formal ravine
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I do largely prefer lichess because it does most of what chess.com does but you dont have to pay for it

grim edge
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true

idle fern
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valid

fervent hare
idle fern
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i just prefer the better ui

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or gui whatever it's called

grim edge
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I am stuck using chess.com regardless because I somehow paid for the $100+ premium after free trial ended

fervent hare
grim edge
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dude literally

drowsy latch
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that's a massive RIP right there

grim edge
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i might as well use it since i have it until august

formal ravine
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And everything chess.com does that you do have to pay for is largely unnessecary.

Like- okay there are two things Id pay for chess.com for.

  1. Custom puzzles.

  2. all the bots, because I actually think playing the bots is pretty helpful

fervent hare
formal ravine
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And that’s it

drowsy latch
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game review is nice

formal ravine
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But largely unnessecary

drowsy latch
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all the bots, I would disagree, since they're more for fun than for actual practice

formal ravine
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I also think game review trains bad habits

fervent hare
drowsy latch
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if you want to practice against the bots

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then just use the free bots

drowsy latch
formal ravine
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You should be analyzing on your own anyways, and engine analysis is exclusively more constructive than game review

drowsy latch
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I still find it fascinating how a free account has a free maximum game review every day while gold has only a free standard game review

formal ravine
warm spindle
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no

tardy plank
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hi

noble widget
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You can filter by motif, theme, opening, etc on both chesstempo and lichess

rustic mirage
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I DID IT OH MY GOSH

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I Won on time by a miracle

formal ravine
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It’s just a much nicer ui in general, Id pay to have it

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Chesscom puzzles are a little dubious sometimes though

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Its my thought process though. As I said I prefer lichess and don’t pay for chess.com in the first place

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Also players on lichess are better on average, change my mind

covert cosmos
#

cheese

warm spindle
formal ravine
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Me when I play online chess with someone in the same room as me and get an unfair advantage by looking at their screen

noble widget
outer sage
rustic mirage
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Im sorry I got so excited

grim edge
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Wait when did Dahlia leave lol

covert cosmos
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huh

formal ravine
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…yes indeed. Im glad you know how opinions work

rapid mist
#

anyone want to 1v1

covert cosmos
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no

grim edge
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No

rapid mist
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scared to 1v1 me

covert cosmos
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too lazy

rapid mist
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no you are scared

covert cosmos
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ok cool

grim edge
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Yep

shy pike
rapid mist
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1v1 if you aren't scared

shy pike
#

You forgot to add "i believe" or "i think"

covert cosmos
formal ravine
grim edge