💬〡general-off-topic

[quiet sparrow]

I need a tall blond lady to pick me up

[grim edge]

Just say no homo bro

[rocky sonnet]

true but chess.com is still better

[teal dragon]

Hello

[drowsy crest]

?? i am a guy despite what my profile says lmao

[shy pike]

What lang

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil-village-dimitrescu-lady-gif-21476290

[drowsy crest]

nim the goat

[shy pike]

oh

[void fjord]

Humanity 🖖

[shy pike]

isn't nim garbage collected

[grim edge]

talking abt the variant chess ...i agree

[rocky sonnet]

yes

[grim edge]

and better elo system too

[drowsy crest]

it is yeah

[quiet sparrow]

I was thinking more like

[grim edge]

lady dimestricus>>>>>>

i wud smash anyday

[drowsy crest]

mid

[grim edge]

SHUT

Idk what you mean by fiddle a diddle but based on the picture it is a bit weird and nsfw so let me tell you to shut it. Thanks with respect

https://tenor.com/view/sisterpong-gif-22166032

[sand zephyr]

Yup

[shy pike]

wouldn't that make it slow for an OS

[scenic frost]

yo chat

[void fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/одиндома-kevin-mc-callister-home-alone-shocked-cover-eyes-gif-15750893

[sand zephyr]

Yo

[scenic frost]

I started playing chess 2 days ago

[grim edge]

sorry kids

[sand zephyr]

Great

[void fjord]

Ur mom

[scenic frost]

how hard is it to get 800 rating

[grim edge]

yea she is

[scenic frost]

for somebody starting as a 20 year old

[drowsy crest]

I got no idea but the idea itself is cool

[frigid compass]

pretty easy

[grim edge]

nooooo

[grim edge]

Ewwwww

[scenic frost]

how long it took you?

[void fjord]

Oh damn she’s gorgeous

[frigid compass]

im 16 years old it took me a like a couple months

[grim edge]

thanks

[rocky sonnet]

yes

[shy pike]

ye

[scenic frost]

to go from 0 to 800?

[rocky sonnet]

ey yo bro chill

[scenic frost]

cuz you're 2250 no?

did it take you a couple months to get 800 or 2250?

[grim edge]

hes talkin abt lady dimestricus

[void fjord]

Ok

[grim edge]

aka my mum

[drowsy crest]

plus using nim is good, I want the nim user base to spread so any little impact is helpful :3

[quiet sparrow]

Every Twitter user

[grim edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1200331923785003008/snapchat-1.gif

[void fjord]

Or those eyes

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/tuxedo-cat-smh-shake-my-head-no-no-no-head-shake-gif-20645884

[rocky sonnet]

yes

[void fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-toby-the-cat-nod-yes-yes-yes-hooman-gif-17105827

[rocky sonnet]

XD

[drowsy crest]

and reddit

[rocky sonnet]

Who here is a streamer

[void fjord]

L

[grim edge]

@night lion

wait is this really him

[jagged minnow]

Cook this cat

[grim edge]

sad

i see

[alpine creek]

1

[nocturne elk]

.66

[void fjord]

5 or 6 and I still suck 🤪

[pine bison]

about 20

[waxen wren]

it doesn't take that long to get to 800 I would say like a month if you consistently practice but idk it kinda varies

[teal herald]

@grim edge can you play a game?

[random drum]

k my bad

[teal herald]

Ooh ok

[waxen wren]

honestly if you study basic principles and constantly do blunder checks for you and your opponent it should already propel you by a few hundred elo

and also make sure to analyze your games do puzzles etc. any of that stuff

[rocky sonnet]

Who here is a moderator

[wraith patio]

yuki tsukumo killed by plot

[random drum]

• ban V's alt.

[sand zephyr]

Yo

Does anyone want to play chess?

[graceful lintel]

The comeback tho

[sand zephyr]

:((

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> sigma6559

This is the Chess.com profile of sigma6559. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1212 (peak)
Blitz: 1322 (1326 peak)
Bullet: 993 (1073 peak)

[drowsy crest]

prove it

give it to me and show me

[sand zephyr]

I am back to form :))

[graceful lintel]

[sand zephyr]

I guess I am bad

[graceful lintel]

nah

no one's interested that's it

[sand zephyr]

None plays :((

[graceful lintel]

[zealous panther]

the sticker in this server is better

[scenic frost]

I seee

[random drum]

give it to me then

[sand zephyr]

BTW I got win streak of 6 in blitz 😄

[scenic frost]

what about 400?

[scenic frost]

is that doable in a week?

[sand zephyr]

I increased 50 rating today Now I need rest

Thanks:')

[scenic frost]

ya'll think tyler1 can get grandmaster this year?

[nocturne elk]

depends on the person, some ppl can even start 1000+

[grim edge]

hello

[scenic frost]

he's the one that inspired me to learn chess

[scenic frost]

wooot, right off the bat?

[nocturne elk]

not probable

[scenic frost]

with 0 chess experience?

[sand zephyr]

CHESS.COM = LICHESS

[nocturne elk]

yeah

[random drum]

haha

[sand zephyr]

BUT IDK WHY I LIKE LICHESS BUT I PLAY IN CHESS.COM

[random drum]

waiting for the reply

[scenic frost]

that's crazy, whoever those are gotta be geniuses

[zealous panther]

are you really a FM?

[scenic frost]

1000 rating with 0 chess knowledge or experience is crazy

[grim edge]

nahh thats not possible

[sand zephyr]

@sand zephyr

[scenic frost]

he's progressing at an INSANE rate though

[sand zephyr]

Does anyone have fide rating?

[scenic frost]

at least that's what chess community is saying

[nocturne elk]

seems reasonable if some one picks things up from games alone

[zealous panther]

knew it!

[scenic frost]

apparently he's more dedicated than hikaro or magnus combined

[nocturne elk]

it is true

[pure badge]

.

[sand zephyr]

WHO IS YOUR BEST CHESS PLAYER?

[grim edge]

yes

[umbral wind]

Exactly

[zealous panther]

what title do you have🤔

[umbral wind]

F Fide

[grim edge]

its 1100 fide but since im asian and underrated it shld be around 1700-1800

[umbral wind]

This year 😂😂 are you nuts

[scenic frost]

that's not 0 chess experience

[sand zephyr]

Good 1100 fide =1500+ in chess.com

[scenic frost]

dude he got like 1400 in like 2 months or sum

[umbral wind]

Yeah that’s nothing

[nocturne elk]

yeah i agree with you, he is faster than most but not near gm in the least

[scenic frost]

he can prolly get 2800 in another 2 months

chess.com

[umbral wind]

Oh you’re trolling alright

[sand zephyr]

PRAGGNANANDHAA IS THE KING AFTER MAGNUS

[scenic frost]

for big tonka t it might be

[nocturne elk]

i mean like playing a couple of games and being 1000+ in the same day of starting

[sand zephyr]

VISWANATHAN ANAND BECAME THE AMBASSADOR OF CHESS.COM

[scenic frost]

that'd be a big big genius tbh

[sand zephyr]

Yeah

[scenic frost]

prolly smarter than magnus or any chess player

if he can get 1000 on first day of playing chess

[nocturne elk]

well i wouldnt say that

[sand zephyr]

As an Indian guy I can say that it's a moment of pride for us

[nocturne elk]

the beginning is much easier than the later stages

imo

[sand zephyr]

Does anyone want to play chess/roblox?

[zealous panther]

i dont think you need to be anywhere near magnus to do that

[main compass]

sure

[sand zephyr]

Blox fruits

[sand zephyr]

Which one?

[scenic frost]

maybe also the type of game, cuz 10 minutes might require a lot of thinking for someone who doesn't have the muscle memory for a lot of common patterns

[main compass]

chess

[sand zephyr]

My ID is sigma6559 I can play blitz rn

[main compass]

alrrr

[scenic frost]

to go from 0 to 1000 in one day?!

[sand zephyr]

What's yours?

[scenic frost]

with absolutely 0 background knowledge?

[zealous panther]

i got from 0 to 1000 with 7 days or so

[scenic frost]

that's not 1 day

[shy pike]

I love cats

[zealous panther]

you can def play the games i played in 7 days in 1

[nocturne elk]

well also no one starts at 0 technically

i would guess maybe several hundred already

[main compass]

i send you a friend request @sand zephyr

[scenic frost]

if he was a super genius maybe

but super genius is smarter than probably any chess player to ever have lived

[sand zephyr]

I saw

[nocturne elk]

also there are many ways to be a 1000 rated player

there is so much knowledge to learn in chess

[jaunty kindle]

Typical 400 elo chat

[zealous panther]

there is a easier way just choose advance at the start

[nocturne elk]

so you could have a variety of different ppl knowing or not knowing different things and all of them are 1k

true

[random drum]

bro? are u slow? I saw it in morning

[nocturne elk]

are you a pokemon

[warm spindle]

Typical 4011110 elo chat

[grim edge]

hi

who wanna play?

[rocky sonnet]

nope

[rocky sonnet]

me

[grim edge]

https://play.chess.com/A5wUf

[grim edge]

lol

[rocky sonnet]

gg

[grim edge]

lets 10/5 min?

[final gust]

Yeah, I can't even flex anymore

[compact mantle]

Lemme lower that average

[rocky sonnet]

no thank you

[zealous panther]

[final gust]

G

[compact mantle]

Flexing is overrated

Unless it’s in a mirror

[zealous panther]

damn everyone here except for me is really 2k+

[grim edge]

someone wants to play?

[buoyant veldt]

and requires least effort

[compact mantle]

Dam

[compact mantle]

Join us

I am 1910 tho

[zealous panther]

?!?!

[compact mantle]

I am not officially 2k

[vague burrow]

Hello

[compact mantle]

FIDE

[zealous panther]

oh dam

[compact mantle]

Yup

[vague burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/out-disappear-bye-vanished-gif-4932063

[zealous panther]

ah yes more 2k joining the chat

[rocky sonnet]

yeah im the noobest here

[zealous panther]

hello

[grim edge]

ey someone wnats to play against the weakest player?

[buoyant veldt]

yo bro, your hair is cool

[zealous panther]

i get destoryed so often by them

[compact mantle]

Thnx bro, I’m probably gonna set cornrows soon

[buoyant veldt]

who isnt?

[grim edge]

bro can someone play with me?

[novel moat]

@grim edgedo you want to play

[nocturne elk]

whats your rating?

[grim edge]

you're wrong bud

[novel moat]

in how many hours is that?

[grim edge]

you will see(i am really low)

[graceful lintel]

Hola

[nocturne elk]

oh i can play unrated with you whatever tc u want

[zealous panther]

hola can i have the free candy?

[graceful lintel]

🍬

[grim edge]

ok

[graceful lintel]

ping celestial for more candies

[grim edge]

https://play.chess.com/7KTFC

[nocturne elk]

my cc username is google

[novel moat]

why are you so low on rapid

[vague burrow]

Noo kitten I told ya dont gib random ppl candies who arent in my basement

[nocturne elk]

im on phone

[zealous panther]

[grim edge]

i gave tghe link

[graceful lintel]

oh sorry I won't do that again

[novel moat]

oh so you just dont play rapid

[graceful lintel]

@vague burrow

[zealous panther]

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> tarmonopee

This is the Chess.com profile of tarmonopee. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2241 (2255 peak)
Blitz: 2115 (2122 peak)
Bullet: 2104 (2121 peak)

[buoyant veldt]

damn,
im 600 and i cant even beat 700

[grim edge]

How long did it take you to grow your hair out I'm tryna do smth like this

[jaunty kindle]

I will use explosion

[vague burrow]

Come to my basement

[buoyant veldt]

is your FIDE also 2000+?

[nocturne elk]

whats your username? i am on my phone rn not pc

[grim edge]

Bro he's a FM

[buoyant veldt]

dayum

[zealous panther]

dam

[grim edge]

Did you get the FM via direct title or smth else

[zealous panther]

i thought 2400 get IM??

[buoyant veldt]

oh damn, i didnt know that

damn bro

[zealous panther]

what is direct title

[grim edge]

Oh that's cool

Interesting

What happened

Everyone used it before tho right ?

[compact mantle]

DAYUM

[zealous panther]

what is a direct title cuz i know someone who is like 1800 peak getting FM

[buoyant veldt]

whats chessbase

[zealous panther]

what is it tho

[rocky sonnet]

search it up

[zealous panther]

you can buy a title?? what

[compact mantle]

It took like 2 years growing to my shoulderblades, where it’s at rn

[rocky sonnet]

yes

[zealous panther]

huh??

they have the title on the fide website and it shows their peak is 1800 or sth
Fide btw

[grim edge]

I just played a 2000+ OTB / 2400 online and I threw both games out the window literally zero pressure and I got him out of his knowledge early and still threw

[zealous panther]

dms

[buoyant veldt]

@compact mantle whats your FIDE rating?

[vivid ledge]

LOl

[compact mantle]

That happens, sometimes you’re just not used to getting the better positions where you still have to be sharp. i have that sometimes too

[compact mantle]

1910 rn

[grim edge]

That's so long wtf . My hair is just growing upwards lmao how do you even let it go down the sides 💀🙏🏽

[compact mantle]

Believe me, I’ve had a crazy fro

[buoyant veldt]

dayum,
me crying with my 600elo chesscom 😭

[compact mantle]

Just by refusing to use a blowdryer lmao

[sick tide]

who want play chess

[compact mantle]

I started at that level too, I just played otb only when I learnt chess

Also I’m old

[buoyant veldt]

whats OTB?

[compact mantle]

Over the board

[rocky sonnet]

me tooo now im 13

[sand zephyr]

Bro destroyed me

[grim edge]

https://lichess.org/Nk8fXd4S/white#0
https://lichess.org/N77mPWQP/black
Anyways I'm kinda ok with not crumbling 15 moves in or something and the guy is chill I like him

[worn ice]

ZyXifyyyyy (1737) vs. zelsy (1339)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Nf6 4. d4 exd4 5. O-O Nxe4 6. Re1 d5 7. Bxd5 Qxd5 8. Nc3 Qh5 9. Nxe4 Be6 10. Bg5 h6 11. Bf6 Qf5 12. Nxd4 Nxd4 13. Qxd4 Be7 14. Bxe7 Kxe7 15. Rad1 b6 16. Ng3 Qf6 17. Qd7+ Kf8 18. Qxc7 g6 19. Ne4 Qe7 20. Qe5 Rg8 21. Nf6 Rg7 22. Rd7 Qc5 23. Rxf7+ Rxf7 24. Qxe6 Qe7 25. Qxe7+ Rxe7 26. Rxe7 Kxe7 27. Nd5+ Kd6 28. Ne3 Rd8 29. Kf1 h5 30. Ke2 Ke5 31. a3 b5 32. h3 a5 33. b3 Kd4 34. Nd1 b4 35. a4 Re8+ 36. Kd2 Rf8 37. g3 g5 38. Ke2 Rc8 39. Kd2 Ke4 40. Ne3 Kf3 41. Nd1 Kg2 42. c3 bxc3+ 43. Kc2 Kxh3 44. Nxc3 Kg2 45. Kd2 h4 46. gxh4 gxh4 47. Ne4 h3 48. b4 h2 49. Ng3 Kxf2 50. Nh1+ Kg2 51. b5 Kxh1 52. Ke2 Kg2 53. b6 h1=Q 54. b7 Qf1+ 

[compact mantle]

Then you can still try for GM maybe

[woven pasture]

How did I never learn about this discord? Has it been there long?

Hello all

[sand zephyr]

Elo?

[rocky sonnet]

Thats my goal

I have a twitch channel

[grim edge]

What type of hair is your do you know ? Mine is like 3b 3c ish

[sick tide]

230

[woven pasture]

send it over immediately

a brother is dying

[sick tide]

ok

https://play.chess.com/JwUfV

[compact mantle]

Nooooo

[woven pasture]

[solemn ivy]

ace died man

[sand zephyr]

I'd?

[compact mantle]

You forgot to calculate bro

[sick tide]

https://play.chess.com/JwUfV

[woven pasture]

that's a pretty graphic image man

[sick tide]

230_of_rating

[compact mantle]

I forgot ngl

[sick tide]

1+0 pls

[grim edge]

THE GAME WITH WHITE NOOOOOO 😭🙏🏽

[woven pasture]

Hey there

[nocturne elk]

like the pencils? 2b etc lol

[compact mantle]

I have 3A/3B

[woven pasture]

anybody else been dropping a lot of rating lately?

it's been terrible

but 3.3k in puzzles and climbing 💀

[rose torrent]

you will bounce back

[buoyant veldt]

you mean physical chess?

[compact mantle]

Yes

[woven pasture]

I should become chess puzzler rather than chess player

[buoyant veldt]

FIDE?

[woven pasture]

OTB is fun

[compact mantle]

I play more focused chess behind an actual board

[grim edge]

you mean physical chesx?

[woven pasture]

me too

[compact mantle]

Not just fide

[humble oracle]

As always im taking a break

[woven pasture]

[compact mantle]

Kinda painful

[round yarrow]

Does anyone wanna play

[humble oracle]

I hit 1800 so long ago and cant get to 2k

[grim edge]

sure

[rose torrent]

IK

[round yarrow]

https://play.chess.com/wMPor

[compact mantle]

Is that Goggins

[buoyant veldt]

what would be the diff b/w OTD and online?

online is convinient

[grim edge]

Interesting I'm like 3b 3c so I think it might work out what I'm trying to do but not sure. My hair could look very diff depending on what I do with it

[woven pasture]

is danny rensch a member of this server? I love the guy

[rose torrent]

Stay hard

[compact mantle]

It’s for me that I’m just not focusing so much on the position online, but otb I do

[compact mantle]

Yeah, you’re egyptian right

[grim edge]

OTB not OTD. Over the board chess is harder because you don't have your arrows, competition is tougher and you could get stressed out and other stuff

[compact mantle]

Aye, you run?

[grim edge]

Nah I'm from Sudan 🇸🇩

[nocturne elk]

he should say stay tough instead imo

[zealous panther]

are you his alt?

[compact mantle]

Ohh, idk what your people look like haha

[buoyant veldt]

makes sense, same here, i dont really focus a lot in blitz, i kinda focus in rapid

[woven pasture]

i wish i was IM level

[compact mantle]

But I can imagine 3b/3c should work well with a hairband

[woven pasture]

also aspiring to become as great a dad as danny

[buoyant veldt]

typo.. currently, i dont really use arrows, i use them rarely

[compact mantle]

My hairstyle was kinda inspired by Guillherme Ochoa

[grim edge]

https://play.chess.com/A6tm7

[buoyant veldt]

same here, is your hair afro?

[humble oracle]

Idk why but i used to have the same problem i used to be stuck from 1600-1700 constanly locked in for some time and ez hit 1800 then after few months 1900 its mostly mental and focus

[woven pasture]

the legendary mexican goalkeeper

[zealous panther]

no its Over The Dog

[grim edge]

Lmfao it's like very diff depending on where you are in the country it's very diverse tho.

https://play.chess.com/A6tm7

[compact mantle]

It is when I use my blowdryer, but usually its the way like in my pfp

[humble oracle]

If i tried and enjoyed chess atm i would lock in to hit 2k

[buoyant veldt]

my hair only falls down if i use a blowdryer

[grim edge]

Wait I guess I'll show u

[grim edge]

What a legend

[compact mantle]

Lmao what bruh

Rn I put it in a ponytail tho

[weak cairn]

i just got a haircut and its horrible. ggs 🫡

[humble oracle]

Dw today i shaved my homies head bald lmfao

[buoyant veldt]

yea true, mine looks like a bush if i dont wash my hair for 4days

[weak cairn]

im damn near bald rn

[compact mantle]

Beanie time

[grim edge]

It's either this or this nothing in between 🗿

[sand zephyr]

Never play with those players who say "will anyone play?"

[grim edge]

Real

[weak cairn]

why not

[buoyant veldt]

@grim edge match?

[weak cairn]

nah we're not allowed those in school 😢

[humble oracle]

I used to be too but it growed back

[compact mantle]

Durag

[buoyant veldt]

do you have a fringe? it'll look great

[weak cairn]

not allowed those either

[compact mantle]

Lmao I relate with the nappy hair

[grim edge]

What's a fringe

[sand zephyr]

They are 1800or more and come from their 2nd id's where they are 500 rated

[compact mantle]

Damn, tough school

[weak cairn]

shit is so bad i immediately went and searched how to grow hair back faster after looking in the mirror

its over until my hair regrows

[grim edge]

Do you think I should grow it out I'm not really sure

[compact mantle]

Def try it

I have some Moroccan friends with similar hair

[buoyant veldt]

its not me

[grim edge]

Interesting

[compact mantle]

It suits them when they grow it out

[buoyant veldt]

@grim edge

[grim edge]

Is this a fringe ?

Interesting

[buoyant veldt]

damn, they can get argan oil for cheap

[buoyant veldt]

yep

[scenic frost]

wait I don't get it

I'm checking some people's profiles and it says they joined at like jan 16

but hteir first games are like literally 500 rating

[weak cairn]

man i can't even call myself cute after this haircut cause its just a lie now

[scenic frost]

how is that possible?

[grim edge]

Yeah I will but waiting for 2 years is gonna kill me lol unless I can grow it faster I've already not got a cut for several months

[scenic frost]

I started at 100 rating

[buoyant veldt]

@compact mantle match?

[grim edge]

It wasn't a lie before ?

[weak cairn]

it was not

[grim edge]

Why is bro calling himself cute 😭🙏🏽

W wingman tho respect

[zealous panther]

when did you start playing cuz when i start they ask me to pick between 4 different skill level which gives you a different start rating

[drowsy crest]

messy fringe

[grim edge]

Wait what lol

[weak cairn]

no one else wanna tell the truth 🤷‍♂️

[drowsy crest]

cringe ahh haircut

[stable maple]

I am a nooooooooooooobbbbbbbbbbbb

[scenic frost]

oh shit

so people can be fake 500?1

what's the point in being 500 then

[grim edge]

Yeah agreed mostly half the kids rn are rocking this one

[compact mantle]

Im bout to have dinner in a min, sorry

[outer sage]

Hellooo

[compact mantle]

You can get tapers tho

[grim edge]

Good idea I'll cut the sides only for now

[nocturne elk]

the lowest provis rating is 400 i think

[grim edge]

And the sideburns yeah they look awful

[nocturne elk]

then 800 1200 1600

[zealous panther]

no the lowest start rating is 400 but you can always pick advance and start at 1600 time will tell their skills

[scenic frost]

😭 whaaat

and I'm out here geniunely struggling in 300s

[grim edge]

💀🙏🏽. Hilarious

[outer sage]

My elo is 650

[sick tide]

haha

[drowsy crest]

my facial structure is so unique that both wolfcut and middle part suits me

but fringe doesnt

[nocturne elk]

have you tried puzzles?

[zealous panther]

there is no point picking a higher rating they you actually are you will just drop back after certain amount of games

[sick tide]

who want beat a man with 230 of rating in 1+0 pls

[outer sage]

My elo is 2000

[scenic frost]

yah I've been spamming those last 2 days, im in 950 rn

[zealous panther]

they are so expensive

[outer sage]

Me

[buoyant veldt]

oh ok, np

[humble oracle]

I had the best hair before i buzzcut

[grim edge]

Interesting ... I'm guessing typical white gurl hair ?

[nocturne elk]

okay that is great just do a ridiculous amount like thousands and you will easily get beyond 1000 rapid

[drowsy crest]

I am a dude

[zealous panther]

still like 20$+ an hour no?

[scenic frost]

oof, so not even spam chess games just spam puzzles?

[outer sage]

Who wants to play with me

[grim edge]

Slay gurl

[nocturne elk]

well games too and really anything you enjoy

key is volume

[drowsy crest]

go queen

[scenic frost]

puzzles don't really teach early game though

[grim edge]

Oh hell naw 😭

[scenic frost]

they teach late late game

[zealous panther]

im still a student so im broke bro

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> sigma6559

This is the Chess.com profile of sigma6559. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1212 (peak)
Blitz: 1330 (peak)
Bullet: 993 (1073 peak)

[nocturne elk]

tactics are really important in chess in all stages i think

[zealous panther]

opps wrong reply

[sand zephyr]

Lol

[zealous panther]

[drowsy crest]

you are teaching chess bro what do you expect even that overpriced ngl

[grim edge]

On a real note tho people who get perms are interesting to say the least

[drowsy crest]

2.5$ and hour is reasonable

[sand zephyr]

I lost my streak coz I played with these holy cows

[zealous panther]

they can always have multiple students as once

[drowsy crest]

then dont teach it

[grim edge]

You guys got coaches ?

[drowsy crest]

zanks

[sand zephyr]

Those who are 1000 for real, don't play with those who say "will anyone play"

[zealous panther]

do you teach

[drowsy crest]

not really caring if he is taking 40$ an hour 💀

[grim edge]

Debatable . If they are already past 1600 ish it's more like talking with a buddy that is slightly worse than you

[drowsy crest]

no yikes

[sand zephyr]

None heard :((

[grim edge]

Why would people pay for a coach before they get to 2000 on their own

[drowsy crest]

40$ an hour is insanely overpriced

[outer sage]

What is y'alls ratings

[drowsy crest]

they scamming hard

[grim edge]

Click the profile to find out

[sand zephyr]

0

[outer sage]

Good

[sand zephyr]

Thanks

[outer sage]

Keep it up

[sand zephyr]

Yeah sure

[zealous panther]

how much did you charge per hour

[outer sage]

You'll be the next chess master

[zealous panther]

👀

[sand zephyr]

From last

[grim edge]

I don't need someone to pick a book for me I experiment and fail and experiment again until something works. Also making someone play your preferred opening is not that great imo especially if it doesn't fit their style of play . Also Google is free and there are a lot of servers where you can ask for help for free. I get that you gotta make a living but don't make it out to be the only way to improve

[sand zephyr]

Ok see @outer sage

[grim edge]

You said you were charging 40 right or am I confused

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> sigma6559

This is the Chess.com profile of sigma6559. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1212 (peak)
Blitz: 1330 (peak)
Bullet: 993 (1073 peak)

[novel moat]

whats your fide id?@grim edge

[grim edge]

Glow do i connect my chess.com account to the server?

You don't anymore ?

How would I know that

[sand zephyr]

@outer sage what's your rating?

[grim edge]

So you are an IM or FM

[outer sage]

I am a nood tbh

[grim edge]

Nood

[sand zephyr]

I am noob too

[outer sage]

What is yours

[sand zephyr]

😂

See albert

[grim edge]

How do i link my chess.com account to

[outer sage]

Why are you laughing

[sand zephyr]

Type /connect

[sand zephyr]

I showed 2 times and you didn't see

[outer sage]

Really lol

[sand zephyr]

See

I am doing one more

[kind breach]

Which rating is best blitz or rapid

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> sigma6559

This is the Chess.com profile of sigma6559. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1212 (peak)
Blitz: 1330 (peak)
Bullet: 993 (1073 peak)

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/twgcf-jjkneko-gif-23550263

[zealous panther]

rapid

[weak cairn]

blitz

[outer sage]

Lol

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> the_rat_0

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1565 (1680 peak)
Blitz: 1075 (1854 peak)
Bullet: 816 (1443 peak)

[kind breach]

I searched on Google chess.com website said blitz is more accurate

[sour thorn]

rapid is full of cheaters

[grim edge]

Oh it shows your peak rating aswell

[sour thorn]

but i still play it

[nocturne elk]

what happened to your blitz lol

[sand zephyr]

He has legs to run

[sour thorn]

prob they signed in as an advanced player

[nocturne elk]

oh lol

[sour thorn]

but turns out they werent so advanced

and tumbled down to 1000

[outer sage]

Bro you are not a noob

[grim edge]

I don't take Blitz and Bullet seriously, i sweat in Rapid and then chill on lichess or Play chess.com Blitz and just cool off from the not so fun chess, Rapid i play it just to say i am 1600 😭☠️🙏no fun just sweating

[nocturne elk]

but their rapid is not 1000

[sour thorn]

ye

[nocturne elk]

??

[sand zephyr]

I am the most noob

[outer sage]

I am literally 600

[sour thorn]

my rapid is 1750, peak 1798

but blitz is 1500

[zealous panther]

when you are higher than like 2.2k rapid blitz is more accurate

[rocky sonnet]

who wants to play chess

[kind breach]

Ok

[final condor]

bro gave up so quick

[sand zephyr]

I can't believe any 600s it's their 2nd id

[outer sage]

Oh sorry wrong person

[zealous panther]

i prob only ran into 1 or 2 cheater in the span of all my games(500+)

[rocky sonnet]

who wants to play chess!!!

[kind breach]

Me

[nocturne elk]

oh i meant how did you get to 1800 and drop so much

[sour thorn]

🧢

[rocky sonnet]

ok

buller

t

[sand zephyr]

Bye good night

[outer sage]

What is yo elo

[grim edge]

Oh when i made my account i sweated on Blitz for a few matches

[zealous panther]

thats what chess.com tells me and most lost i have is because im stupid and made obv blunders

[sour thorn]

bro

you have premium ye?

[zealous panther]

ye

[sour thorn]

why dont u do lessons

wait whats ur elo

[zealous panther]

~1.5k

[kind breach]

What did he said?

[zealous panther]

i get bored too often i dont play a lot as a premium member as well

[sour thorn]

ye blunders is common at that range

dw

[grim edge]

I have taken a break of chess i dont understand why but i have lost 115 elo in 1 week, i sometimes forget my opponent can take stuff and literally move a piece infront of a Bishop or Pawn

[sour thorn]

you can give me your account password, ill make sure its not wasted

[rocky sonnet]

Bullet

[kind breach]

Not interested

[zealous panther]

i didnt make use of the game review feature that much as well im too worried about losing rating

[sour thorn]

that was me 2 years ago lol

i used to play a lot on lichess anonymously

i prob played like 5000 games or smth

during online school

[sand zephyr]

What is elo?

[plain arrow]

FIDE rating

[sand zephyr]

Shut up ik

Let him tell

[zealous panther]

i recon i can prob get to 1.6k with this win rate
but again too worried about losing elo

2 3 games a day is max

[sand zephyr]

Bye

[sour thorn]

ye thats a smart choice

come to 1700 elo range and its gonna be the opposite

coz each win is 10+ and loss is 10+

[zealous panther]

??

[sour thorn]

even with very less elo difference

idk why its like that

[zealous panther]

wdym

[sour thorn]

for each win

you get 10 elo and for each loss -10

[zealous panther]

dam more elo anxiety how nice!

[sour thorn]

thats how i dropped from 1798 to 1750

alr gtg bye

[plain arrow]

Bye

[hard moat]

Bye

[plain arrow]

Oh, you're connected

Nice

[hard moat]

[plain arrow]

I think I need some help with time management

[outer sage]

657

[grim edge]

Play bullet fr and then go back to Blitz

[plain arrow]

Didn't work

[zealous panther]

just switch to playing rapid

[grim edge]

Why do you lose on time, cuz of thinking too much or simply being a slow?

[plain arrow]

I suck at speeding up when my time gets below 30 seconds

[nocturne elk]

same i h8 fast tcs

[grim edge]

Relatable, when it gets to low time it becomes a bott intuition mostly so do puzzle for pattern recognition

yosorous vs. The_Rat_0 | Analysis - Chess.com https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/100031564507?tab=review

[worn ice]

yosorous (1576) vs. The_Rat_0 (1573)

Move List

1. e4 e6 2. d4 d5 3. f3 c5 4. c3 dxe4 5. fxe4 Qh4+ 6. g3 Qxe4+ 7. Ne2 Qxh1 8. dxc5 Bxc5 9. Bg5 Nc6 10. b4 Be7 11. Bxe7 Ngxe7 12. b5 Ne5 13. Na3 Qxh2 14. Kd2 Nf3+ 15. Kc2 O-O 16. Kb3 Nd5 17. Rc1 Qh6 18. Qd3 Nd2+ 19. Kb2 Nxf1 20. Rxf1 Bd7 21. Qf3 Qd2+ 22. Kb1 Rac8 23. Rc1 Ne3 24. c4 Qb4+ 25. Ka1 Qxa3 26. Qxb7 Rxc4 27. Rxc4 Nxc4 28. Qxd7 Qb2# 

[grim edge]

Damn

Yoooooo

Play 94.6

[grim edge]

Your Pfp is that Twilight from my little pony?

[plain arrow]

Ew.

[grim edge]

heyya

[plain arrow]

No

[hallow dew]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/100032139483 i was hoping he is good but

[worn ice]

Hikaruspeedrunacc2 (2554) vs. Itchy3ss (2536)

Move List

1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 e6 3. Nf3 c6 4. Bf4 Be7 5. h3 d5 6. e3 Nbd7 7. Be2 dxc4 8. Bxc4 Nb6 9. Be2 Nfd5 10. Bh2 f5 11. O-O O-O 12. Nbd2 Bd7 13. Ne5 Rc8 14. a4 Be8 15. e4 Nf6 16. a5 Nbd7 17. Bc4 Nxe5 18. dxe5 Nxe4 19. Nxe4 fxe4 20. Bxe6+ Bf7 21. Bxc8 Qxc8 22. Qd4 a6 23. Qxe4 Bc5 24. b4 Bd5 25. Qh4 Bxb4 26. Qxb4 c5 27. Qc3 b5 28. axb6 Qc6 29. Rfd1 Bxg2 30. Rd6 Qf3 31. Qxf3 Bxf3 32. Rd7 Be4 33. Rxa6 Bf5 34. Raa7 Rc8 35. e6 Be4 36. Rxg7+ Kh8 37. Be5 Rg8 38. Rg6+ 

[hallow dew]

got banned in front of me

[grim edge]

Understandable

[grim edge]

Fellow anime watcher W personally like Izana

[tired ermine]

Greetings,

I propose the introduction of three new pieces to the traditional game of chess. Rather than exploring alternative versions, I am focused on genuine innovation. Thus, I have conceived three new pieces:

The Destroyer. This piece possesses slower mobility compared to others. It can only move one square in its adjacent zones and cannot attack on the same turn. Its attack is devastating, destroying all pieces surrounding it, including itself.

The Ninja. This piece can move across both horizontal and vertical lines. Its attack only affects those in its forward zone. Additionally, it possesses a unique ability: instead of attacking, it can swap positions with any other of your pieces located within a maximum of two squares vertically.

The Goddess. This piece remains dormant throughout the game. It can only be activated by sacrificing three of your own pieces. Once activated, it can teleport to any position and attack adjacent zones on the same turn, but it is not permitted to attack the king or queen. After making two moves, it returns to dormancy.

These additions promise to infuse fresh dynamics and strategic depth into the timeless game of chess.

Warm regards,

Girl.

[plain arrow]

His acc is more like Stockfishspeedrunacc2 lol

[zealous panther]

they joined 3 hours ago dam chess.com is banning people quick

[weak cairn]

chat gpt ass ideas

[soft pendant]

folks i got a question

[plain arrow]

Spit it

[soft pendant]

can i use same credit card for both acc to use free sub plan

[plain arrow]

Yes

I did just that and got premium on both

[hallow dew]

2500 in just 3 hours

[soft pendant]

oh thx

[zealous panther]

inf money glitch

[soft pendant]

and after i sub

how can i erase credit info

[zealous panther]

email the chess.com support team

thats how i erased mine

[weak cairn]

sometimes i be drawing arrows without any plan. i just like drawing arrows

[grim edge]

Business man

[soft pendant]

yep

[grim edge]

Okay cool story

[weak cairn]

😃

[plain arrow]

Hans. Get ze flammenwerfer. @grim edge is here

[woeful stag]

Nice

[hallow dew]

Me when im bored drawing arrow in everypiece

[grim edge]

why nobody accepts me im just a spider

[woeful stag]

Hikaru 2.0

[woeful stag]

I am a spider.. so what ?

[hallow dew]

im 3.0 the other 1 earlier got banned

[nocturne elk]

u scary

[grim edge]

Why scary i do not attack humans they attack us

[plain arrow]

Tarantulas can kill you

[grim edge]

Do i look like a tarantula

[woeful stag]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-tas-90s-cartoon-spiderman-peter-parker-gif-23849698

[nocturne elk]

💀

[woeful stag]

Bite me on my hand

[plain arrow]

Bro thinks Spiderman is real

[nocturne elk]

we attacc to protecc

[woeful stag]

U never know

[noble widget]

I think the grob is good enough to be played on super greatmaster lvl but it’s just not fashionable

[stable mirage]

cuz d4

[grim edge]

@noble widget zel <500

[noble widget]

ur dumb

[nocturne elk]

no he spoder

spodermon

[grim edge]

Go away e4 player who never comes outside and is older than 100

wtf

is e4

[stable mirage]

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/viditchess-viditgujrathi-viditop-viditlove-vidit-gif-23675367

[noble widget]

honestly grob is top tier opening, I beat a 800 with it

[woeful stag]

Wt- is with ur name ?

That isn't ur real name right?

[grim edge]

wdym?

[noble widget]

@nocturne elk what are u reacting for

[grim edge]

it's my real name Ibrahim rajpoot

[woeful stag]

Ibrahim and rajpoot together

[grim edge]

pls don't tell me that your a British who think rajpoot the different way

rajpoot is my cast

ik what's British kids think about poot ......

[woeful stag]

I didn't get it but ok

Rajpoot are king's descendents

[grim edge]

you can consider cast as a tribe identity

we use in subcontinent okey

[woeful stag]

It's a hindu term

Rajpoot

[grim edge]

so what

[woeful stag]

Ok

[grim edge]

Ibrahim is a arabic name

[woeful stag]

Yup

It's like Ram Jackson

[grim edge]

lmao

[woeful stag]

XD

[grim edge]

bro I'm muslim

[woeful stag]

Ohh

Yup that makes sense

I guessed that

[grim edge]

anyway brother or sister what's your fav opening

[woeful stag]

I like king's Indian

Swadeshi apnao

[grim edge]

and as white ?

[woeful stag]

😆

[woeful stag]

Just classic

[grim edge]

never heard of this opening

[woeful stag]

I mean make in India

[woeful stag]

A pun

[stable mirage]

owo

[shy pike]

uwu

[grim edge]

ever heard of chadrian?

[drowsy crest]

chad

[stable mirage]

hi stowmy

[grim edge]

fr

[drowsy crest]

pogger quit lurking

[shy pike]

hai

[woeful stag]

Or Aditya L1

[shy pike]

meow

[stable mirage]

nya

[woeful stag]

pats

[grim edge]

Chandrayaan-3

[woeful stag]

pats ×2

[stable mirage]

who are you

[drowsy crest]

I am glad that you assume that I know what that is but I dont know what that is

[grim edge]

bro are you speaking hindi

[woeful stag]

I m an unknown stranger

[woeful stag]

That's a name

[grim edge]

Aditya is a Indian name

[stable mirage]

my dad told me not to accept pats from strangers

[grim edge]

w dad

[nocturne elk]

💀

[drowsy crest]

when did I say that

[woeful stag]

I am a good natured stranger

[grim edge]

damn

[stable mirage]

you are not my father

[drowsy crest]

jk jk

[grim edge]

..........damn

[stable mirage]

still a stranger

[woeful stag]

Rebellious kid

[grim edge]

anyanyone here love cats tho

https://tenor.com/view/hai-gif-3398162314833221578

[drowsy crest]

must be punished

[woeful stag]

A gentleman stranger

[grim edge]

Can you see what for games i play?

[woeful stag]

Yup

[drowsy crest]

??

[grim edge]

nah

[stable mirage]

[drowsy crest]

pulls out a glock 18

[grim edge]

HHah

[grim edge]

Okay so it cant

I have a ar14

[drowsy crest]

where is my Merican citizenship

[grim edge]

dym American

[grim edge]

Rooky weapon pulls out a nerf gun

or Mexican

[indigo badger]

Finally

[grim edge]

your right

[indigo badger]

After so long I am back

[drowsy crest]

pulls out a burger from Mcd

[grim edge]

pulls out a waifu from anime

[sick sequoia]

wtf

[drowsy crest]

ZEUS, WHY ARE YOU TESTING ME

[vague burrow]

lame chat

[grim edge]

Lame person

L server

[vague burrow]

Silence 900

[grim edge]

Are there people here who talk like their teeth have been pulled out so they say “I'm hungwee.”, “wuv”, “sowwy”? I found the cringriest meme video on IG

like this

hewlo

[vague burrow]

some say they got really ugly teeth

[grim edge]

?

[sick sequoia]

british?!

[grim edge]

900?

[grim edge]

some say they got really ugly toes...

[vague burrow]

some say how do you know

[indigo badger]

some say shut the f*ck up

[sick sequoia]

poggiesmc what a name

[grim edge]

wtf a barbie

[minor owl]

hi chet

[vague burrow]

Didnt you got lock out for trying to rizz people ?

[nocturne elk]

lol this is from my

[rancid peak]

LOOK AT MA BRACELTS

[minor owl]

its ur boy

[nocturne elk]

country

[drowsy crest]

harizzment

[grim edge]

Bruh

[minor owl]

el cheesy

[indigo badger]

Not people , I was trying to rizz liya

[drowsy crest]

we from the same country??

[grim edge]

harassment

[minor owl]

she left cuz she got rejected by my home boy

[winter helm]

😬

[nocturne elk]

wtf youre from sg?

[grim edge]

Okay i like this joke

[grim edge]

At first I thought these are the braces rubber bands

[indigo badger]

Wait what ?

[grim edge]

harassment

[indigo badger]

Seriously why she left ??

[sick sequoia]

Utopia is fire

[rancid peak]

Oh

[minor owl]

@slate arch he was the rejecter

[green jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-jarvis-skill-issue-skill-issue-gif-24471438

[drowsy crest]

yeah yeah yeah that

[grim edge]

LLmao

[vague burrow]

she wanted to get out of discord

and get a life

[slate arch]

😈

[indigo badger]

[nocturne elk]

dam what r the odds lol

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-discord-perms-discord-gif-discord-permissions-no-perms-gif-19575106

[minor owl]

the real reason is unknown it might be cuz chat was at one time allegedly asking her to leave and never come back

[green jungle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1147376127636164669/1165489470557138964/image0-1-2-2.gif?ex=654709a7&is=653494a7&hm=dc13ea034e871976902f15c25d00063b7fb5a277a91276f261fd6daad8cda2ee&

[drowsy crest]

fr

[vague burrow]

Nope she wanted to get out of discord and wanted to get a life (srsly)

[sick sequoia]

lmao tf going on here 💀

[slate arch]

I swear sometimes i think humanity has failed

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/no-gif-no-gif-perms-gif-27679658

[minor owl]

ogay

[drowsy crest]

fr

[minor owl]

i am spouting theories

[vague burrow]

💀

[grim edge]

let's make this chat a group of aliens

aliens 👽 👽 👽 👽 👽

[slate arch]

We should've stayed cavemen and never evolved

Just hunt run eat sleep chill life

[minor owl]

i mean u would be dead

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/extraterrestre-alien-et-aliens-dance-gif-27713156

[minor owl]

but its better than living like we do ngl 💀

[nocturne elk]

rejecc humanity return to monke

[slate arch]

I will shove a 2m spear up the dinosaur as*

[minor owl]

ong

[grim edge]

lakalalalallalalq

[indigo badger]

Mommy left me 😭

[minor owl]

that dinosaur will enjoy it and then proceed to tear u apart

[grim edge]

WWtf

bro

[minor owl]

smash ?

[slate arch]

WHAT KIND OF S-

[grim edge]

pass?

[sick sequoia]

interesting

[indigo badger]

nah, but fr she was a fun person thats kinda weird that she left

[minor owl]

she pulled a emo

[sick sequoia]

that's crazy

[minor owl]

said "see u never again" to multiple people

[vague burrow]

wait what ?

[minor owl]

made people really concerened

but honestly valid asl leaving discord

[outer sage]

Sup gang

[sick sequoia]

[minor owl]

smash

[stable mirage]

[outer sage]

💀

[remote bramble]

sup

[minor owl]

pass

[slate arch]

Oh you sussy bussy girly bussy sussy pancake berry

[sick sequoia]

Is this a dating server

[minor owl]

cutie patootie lookin aah cutie

[minor spoke]

Yeah

[slate arch]

Bro shush you ruining the vibe

[minor owl]

yeah

[stable mirage]

ya what else

[minor spoke]

Hi cheesy

[stable mirage]

OwO

[minor owl]

hi chocolate

[woeful stag]

What's that suspicious link

[slate arch]

Cute cupcake

[sick sequoia]

Mb just asking the real questions

[minor owl]

smash

[grim edge]

Some people are just rude

[stable mirage]

🧁

[slate arch]

What are you 8?

[sick sequoia]

I wish 😔

[minor owl]

ya he 8/10

definately would

[minor spoke]

Edating minors is crazy

[slate arch]

I wish you were too 😢

[remote bramble]

@stable mirage wanna play some 30sec unrated crazyhouse on a forbidden french chess website

li-che-ss

[stable mirage]

nrn sorry

[drowsy crest]

an idiot sandwich

[remote bramble]

fine

[sick sequoia]

Ironic

[cedar osprey]

Chat please stop being weird

[minor owl]

WOAH WTF

[stable mirage]

what’s so weird about it

[minor spoke]

😭

[drowsy crest]

hai pookie

[sick sequoia]

Shi mb

[slate arch]

Omg you sussy pancake cheese cake

[vague burrow]

NO ! I WANT YOU TO BEG FOR IT

[stable mirage]

this is pretty normal

[minor owl]

i wouldnt take dat

[minor owl]

hi cutie patootie

[slate arch]

SHUT THE F#### UP

[drowsy crest]

aint no way I witnessed daily's once an year appearance in the server

[minor owl]

mb big man

[minor spoke]

Fax

Big Mac

https://tenor.com/view/ding-bell-bald-spot-bald-india-gif-21343666

[indigo badger]

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-meme-gif-27089724

[minor owl]

nah why my homie look like that

[indigo badger]

epic embed fail

[drowsy crest]

bro got an idea 💀

[minor spoke]

Embed fail 💀

[slate arch]

So why do you guys say fax??

Like are you autistic or something because that doesn't sound cooll....

Facts is more appropriate

[minor spoke]

Yes i am autistic what r u gonna do about it

[minor owl]

[drowsy crest]

this might not sound funny but I am laughing so hard to this

[slate arch]

I have Adhd so i solo

[minor spoke]

Ur mom has adhd

[minor owl]

🥶

that was savage

[drowsy crest]

how many continents are there

[outer sage]

Guys

[nocturne elk]

🧊 💯 🔥

[minor owl]

23?

[minor spoke]

💀

[drowsy crest]

22 before your mom 💀

[minor spoke]

1

[drowsy crest]

jk jk

[grim edge]

Bruh

[minor owl]

he fr pull up w tht shit at the sleep over 😭

[outer sage]

What does acoustic mean i don't know guy really

[slate arch]

Atleast i know that

Your mom didn't even stayed around long ENOUGH for you to remember her name

[digital arrow]

Hey

[minor spoke]

North America is such an L continent

[minor owl]

no u

[grim edge]

I didn't know it exist

[minor spoke]

OH HI

Yeah it’s nonexistent

[grim edge]

Hi Choco

[minor owl]

ya fuhk north america

[vague burrow]

I didnt know u existed after we thrown u that forgettin party

[slate arch]

Why you droppin dalia

[grim edge]

EU>NA

[minor owl]

me and my homies hate north americans

[minor spoke]

Spelled it wrong

[grim edge]

I will leave soon grrrrr but first lets be goofy together

[minor spoke]

Sorry what

[minor owl]

its not racist cuz its funny

[slate arch]

I hate Americans

[minor owl]

W take

[minor spoke]

Should be Americannots

[slate arch]

They always have approximately 34.2 IQ

[grim edge]

Thats a little too much

[vague burrow]

I am doing smth better with my life

[minor owl]

i hv lower iq

[outer sage]

Mhm

[slate arch]

The whole family combined**

[minor spoke]

💀😭😭😭

[grim edge]

Wtf

[nocturne elk]

[minor spoke]

Who deleted that sorry mods

[upbeat viper]

._.

[nocturne elk]

imma puma pants lmfaooo

[minor spoke]

Eat French fries now

[upbeat viper]

I am really disappointed by yall's behaviour

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-cat-gif-25910152

[vague burrow]

I am swowwy

[slate arch]

I bet he doesn't even care about crossbreeding

That psychopath just wants to edge for 30 minutes while watching the cat and hamster

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/rules-dragon-ball-z-dragon-ball-super-dragon-ball-monkey-gif-14465492894321869244

[minor spoke]

Sorry here’s a cat gif

[grim edge]

What sorry

[grim edge]

Lmfao

[slate arch]

For 3 hours a day

[drowsy crest]

cant bro, everytime I see you i cant help myself

[vague burrow]

I guess i gotta throw you one more duh-lee-yuh party 😭

[minor spoke]

Bast can we hear another oui oui baguette

[grim edge]

W rizz

[drowsy crest]

💀

[scenic frost]

why am I hardstuck 300 😭