💬〡general-off-topic

[lime lava]

List of people who asked:

[grim edge]

Wished i will

[keen parrot]

i hope im not sleeping its not even noon yet 💀

[grim edge]

😭

[keen parrot]

Me

[proven drift]

[grim edge]

Me

[tame wagon]

Wtf vimun is a creep

[lime lava]

Who even is you bruv

[grim edge]

I wanna be reincarnated as queenies little sis

[keen parrot]

not really

[lime lava]

Creep

[drowsy crest]

Numero uno :

[grim edge]

Get penicured by her and stuff

[grim edge]

??

[proven drift]

In that man's defence he is only a creep in few countries

[keen parrot]

Queenie would make a good big sister ig

[grim edge]

Wait I need a younger sister

[proven drift]

Cringe I am fine with the way I am fr

[tame wagon]

Yeah smh, you have a minor girlfriend while being a adult, get a life dude
@keen parrot get a life

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

😎

[lime lava]

Bro is xhigma

[keen parrot]

buddy the situation is way more nuanced than that, stfu

[proven drift]

This is why u don't tell PPL about ur relationships

[tawny pumice]

dont see how this is anyones business

[keen parrot]

it wasnt even me, dude found out from second hand info

[tame wagon]

<@&745328830649991179> ban this p3do

[keen parrot]

buddy you think they don't know?

[proven drift]

NO NO NO NO DUDE U DONT WANA GO DOWN THAT PATH

[lime lava]

💀

[tame wagon]

Shut up p3dophile

[drowsy crest]

💀

[trail prism]

It is not pedophila it is not a 5 year gap between their age

[magic pier]

Anyone up for a chess game? 10 min

[proven drift]

Reconsider ur life's decisions

[compact mantle]

You’re muslim?

[trail prism]

It is legal in Romania

[keen parrot]

hi anitta

[tame wagon]

She is minor, he is adult

[proven drift]

Oh shit anitta is here shit is bouta get wild

[drowsy crest]

let anitta cook

[trail prism]

It is legal do some research

[vale frost]

Oi jackpot pinay

[lime lava]

Pls dont ban me...
Hello anitta

[tawny pumice]

tea is great

[grim edge]

Someone’s about to get banned

[tame wagon]

Wtf

[vale frost]

Whos getting banned

[keen parrot]

💀💀

[drowsy crest]

with a huge ass tl;dr paragraph

[trail prism]

XDD

[grim edge]

A what?

[proven drift]

Well the info spreaded in the first place because u talked about it I think? Or did anyone else leak it

[tawny pumice]

a huge ass

[drowsy crest]

a long ass paragraph

[keen parrot]

too lazy didnt read = tldr

[grim edge]

Whats tl;dr

[grim edge]

Ok

[vale frost]

What

[drowsy crest]

too long didnt read

[keen parrot]

yeah but that initially happened months ago

[keen parrot]

i was just trying to set u 2 up hehe

[neon musk]

Hey Anitta

[proven drift]

So u talked about it?

[keen parrot]

she went to bed i think but you can dm her @vale frost

[drowsy crest]

ok the amount of time anitta is spending to type is concerning

[trail prism]

Your relationship is fully legal btw , if there is no gap of age bigger than 5 years

[vale frost]

The millie dude?

[strange skiff]

we cant prove anything, he said he’s 19, this is a discord “she said he said” argument. there’s nothing illegal regarding child abuse being shared/happening in this server, and if there is please let us know immediately. dont throw ghat word around because there’s a 19 year old who says his gf is 17. if we banned everyone who lied about having a girlfriend, all of you would be out.

[keen parrot]

shes a girl

[proven drift]

We got doofus 2.0

[drowsy crest]

Day 8 of asking anitta to give me a bblack colour role that isnt TO :3

[strange skiff]

vimun if you keep talking about this I’m gonna give up defending you

[drowsy crest]

also Hai

[vale frost]

Women dont exist in discord

[dusky panther]

what if its not a girlfriend

[strange skiff]

it’s discord

[tawny pumice]

he didnt do shit

[vale frost]

Heard that like a million times

[keen parrot]

yeah she quit discord months ago idk how this is such a hot topic still

[strange skiff]

keep your personal life away

just shut it down

[keen parrot]

nah shes real trust me

[strange skiff]

keep your personal life personal

[vale frost]

Damn

[grim edge]

Frl

[dusky panther]

Damn

[strange skiff]

it’s the internet

[vale frost]

Someone's getting scolded

[keen parrot]

its just others bringing it up all the time

[trail prism]

Annita sorry to disturb but according to the legislation it is legal so punishing him would not be reasonable

[tame wagon]

Then say him to stop sending his gf pics and dms in this general, also I consider him gross

[strange skiff]

yeah dont entertain it

[drowsy crest]

FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT

[vale frost]

Wait is anitta the owner???

[drowsy crest]

no she is the mom of the chat

[proven drift]

If I ever get in a relationship I ain't talking anything about it on the internet

[compact mantle]

No, but she’s like the ubermod

[vale frost]

I domt get it

[proven drift]

But I am never getting in a relationship so

[dusky panther]

L

[grim edge]

P sure she is

[tawny pumice]

on another note jurgen klopp mid

[strange skiff]

I cannot tell someone to stop talking to their girlfriend, that has 2 years of difference with him, cause you think he’s gross for it. This is a chess server, not your group chat

[compact mantle]

she’s higher up the hierarchy of the mods

[strange skiff]

this isnt your friends group chat

keep it about chess

[vale frost]

Wow

[strange skiff]

I’m not the teacher in your school

[dusky panther]

https://tenor.com/view/mayweather-for-you-throw-gif-8082067

[strange skiff]

keep it about chess

thanks

cyall

[lime lava]

I cant handle so many fax rn

[neon musk]

Hi Anitta

[tame wagon]

I meant tell him to stop sending her Pics and dms in this server, u blind?

[vale frost]

Oh man the vin guy messed up i think

[drowsy crest]

fr fr btw #💬〡general-off-topic message

[dusky panther]

isnt that what #💬〡chess-talk is for

[trail prism]

Bye , have a g'day.

[proven drift]

Anitta can i advertise my Study chess server pwease

[neon musk]

Don't remember last time I've seen you

[strange skiff]

she’s not in this server and hasnt been for months

[severe oxide]

hi

[dusky panther]

💀

[keen parrot]

bye anitta

ill make sure to not entertainit

[strange skiff]

if anyone starts some publics display of affection bs please let me know

[proven drift]

I had to ask

[strange skiff]

cause crinhe

cringe

[drowsy crest]

cool cool btw #💬〡general-off-topic message

[trail prism]

Am I allowed to share my location?

[drowsy crest]

fr btw #💬〡general-off-topic message

[lime lava]

UWU

[severe oxide]

chat on some cringe shit

[proven drift]

Am i allowed to share ur location?

[neon musk]

Can someone dm me what the actual heck has been happening here for the past week?

[tawny pumice]

fr

[keen parrot]

hello inches

[trail prism]

Ye why not

[strange skiff]

spam this one more time imma give u the lockout one

[vale frost]

Guys whats lockout

[strange skiff]

read rules no personal info

[drowsy crest]

You cant do this to me

[dusky panther]

wait but isnt chess talk for #💬〡chess-talk

[strange skiff]

try me

[keen parrot]

my name is Vimun Chess

[trail prism]

Oh so that is in that category , k ty for info.

[drowsy crest]

ok fine, lockout role but without my perms to chat being taken away

[strange skiff]

read channel description, we ask ppl to keep it about chess

[vale frost]

Whats lockout

[strange skiff]

soft ban

[vague burrow]

heaven

[strange skiff]

you can appeal

[dusky panther]

they ask to try

[severe oxide]

why talk about chess when u can discuss various other intresting topics that will lead to epic conversations about other things

[strange skiff]

yeah yall aint trying

[vale frost]

Dont get it bro

[keen parrot]

soft ban, you can appeal it

[trail prism]

Aight I'ma go buy groceries bye y'all ( and Anitta )

[strange skiff]

when are yall planning to start the epic conversations cause I’ve been here for quite some time waiting

[keen parrot]

full ban means you can't come back (unless you are alice )

[strange skiff]

im not yall

[severe oxide]

i must brain storm some topics

[drowsy crest]

Anitta I am sad 😔 , as a loyal member of this server for over half an year and still not getting a little bit of benefit is concerning

[dusky panther]

we try to try

[lime lava]

Pls ban us all that chatted in a radius of 20 min
End this nonsense rn
Today

[keen parrot]

we can talk romanian politics

muie psd

[strange skiff]

you have all three trusted roles thats pog

[dusky panther]

https://tenor.com/view/circle-gif-24108748

[severe oxide]

can we dicuss how rich and cool i am???

[drowsy crest]

the connected one will be taken away in 2 days

[keen parrot]

me too (:

[strange skiff]

spunch bob drawing a face

[severe oxide]

400k in 2 days 🥱

[strange skiff]

ping me in 2 days kekw

[keen parrot]

ive had my 3 for months lmao

[neon musk]

Good for you

[dusky panther]

wait why is there a trusted role

[vale frost]

Who's alice

[strange skiff]

#🔖〡roles

alice was banned again

nsfw spammer

long story

[tawny pumice]

chare

[strange skiff]

anyway

[vague burrow]

broke boi

[severe oxide]

who isnt alice, is the question we should be asking

[keen parrot]

a guy who got fully banned (unappealable) and then came back

[dusky panther]

kidn of an L

[strange skiff]

ye

[severe oxide]

I started playing yesterday sugma

[vale frost]

Kratos type of sh

[vague burrow]

(ps. I know nothing abt this game I found this screenshot on a grp chat)

[strange skiff]

there was a whole campaign and it became a meme and ppl didnt know why they got banned but joined in

etc etc

[strange skiff]

lol

[severe oxide]

ah

[keen parrot]

i still talk to him in a gc 😔

he misses this place ngl

[severe oxide]

skyblock is a game which no likes but cannot stop playing

[strange skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/boo-hoo-gif-18674766

[keen parrot]

but i know he doesn't have a shot to come back for another year at least

[flint fox]

ZEL ACTUALLY RESPONDED

[strange skiff]

oh hope theyre ok

[proven drift]

Fr

[severe oxide]

what was alice banned for the second time?

[strange skiff]

again nsfw spam

[proven drift]

Fr

[strange skiff]

[severe oxide]

oh

the oil thing???

[strange skiff]

love Zel, hope everything is alright 🙂

[vale frost]

How tf can people send pics and i cant am tryinf to figure this out since i joined

[keen parrot]

oil thing and ice cream gif

[severe oxide]

ah

[strange skiff]

did you. read #🔖〡roles

or any info channel

at all

[vale frost]

Nope,am new to all of this

[drowsy crest]

bet, sign this

This is to prove that after 3 days when my connected and just joined role will be taken away, chesscom staff anitta will be handing it back to me after I(Fobby bischer(expert007)) ping her

Sign:

[severe oxide]

@deleted-role

[keen parrot]

mine didnt disappear L

[vale frost]

Am just a hermit lifestye dude that got here cause i want chess friends

[keen parrot]

we need to bring it back, who deserves it?

[strange skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-yeah-no-yeah-no-disagree-gif-16846087569315350011

[proven drift]

Anitta can I get fots

[strange skiff]

W

[drowsy crest]

AYO BUT YOU JUST SAID

[flint fox]

uh

[keen parrot]

cool

[drowsy crest]

I am sad again 😔

[oak cliff]

anitta remembered me? 🙂

[vale frost]

Be sadder brother,its a cycle.

[flint fox]

@flint fox

[severe oxide]

can i get the role that gives the cool black username? forgot the name of the role

[vale frost]

I dont think sadder is a word...

[proven drift]

I have been a good boy for a long time

[flint fox]

locked out frfr

[oak cliff]

it is

[neon musk]

We love them just as much, even though we've erased them from existence

[sick sequoia]

anyone sing the rizz song

[strange skiff]

Read #🔖〡roles and #〘📝〙rules it should have most of the info you need! also on the top theres a Channels thing you can click and see all the ones u have access to

[proven drift]

Alr for that just say something stupid

[severe oxide]

Such as?

[strange skiff]

!welcome @vale frost

[stable jungle]

Hey @vale frost, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[drowsy crest]

you are a snitch with no balls

[keen parrot]

remember when bast gave me fots for like 3 seconds

[oak cliff]

witty isn't new

[severe oxide]

real

[vale frost]

Wait i can strean my chess games here??

COOOOOLL

[strange skiff]

and you’re a spammer with an anime pfp, and I’m a full adult arguing with children online this is the chess club none of us are that cool dont bully anyone

[proven drift]

.... I am literally on the mods wanted list

[keen parrot]

yeh, you need trusted for that

[flint fox]

wtf are fots

[keen parrot]

most wanted*

[oak cliff]

frenimies of the server:

[neon musk]

Guys, do any of you know if chess.com have an official API?

[strange skiff]

we do

[keen parrot]

friend of the server ourple role

[severe oxide]

ourple

[flint fox]

oh

[proven drift]

Dude .... That title goes to u

[drowsy crest]

Being an adult and bullying children is fking cool wdym

[severe oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-drama-discorddrama-gif-22395692

[keen parrot]

ong

[strange skiff]

i like your profile pic tbh

kekw

[keen parrot]

agree

[keen parrot]

what abt mine 🥺

[drowsy crest]

its frieren from sousou no frieren

[strange skiff]

in the community club pinned post on forums theres a thing about the club for devs @neon musk

[strange skiff]

cool imma check it out

be kind

[neon musk]

Thanks

[proven drift]

Anitta I haven't gotten a warning in a long time am i suitable for fots

[stuck kestrel]

hello fobby

[strange skiff]

[vale frost]

@strange skiff how do i get the tournament soldier thingy like everyone else

[severe oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-pfp-anime-pfp-opinion-profile-gif-24421794

[proven drift]

I also help PPL in ask an expert

[stuck kestrel]

bro

[severe oxide]

u cant

[drowsy crest]

do it fr, its like a breath of fresh air, no fanservice no highly stimulating action just adventure

[stuck kestrel]

nk wtf

[proven drift]

DUDE TRUST ME ITS WORTH IS THE COLOR IS GOOD

[drowsy crest]

hi

[strange skiff]

we were having tourneys in our discord club, we will have more soon

[stuck kestrel]

Theres nothing to explain

[vale frost]

Where club link,am a bit confused

[strange skiff]

pog love no fanservice, media making me mad IS a breath of fresh air

[severe oxide]

the league 🗣️ 💯

[stuck kestrel]

Everyday, you stray further away

[proven drift]

I'm sorry for betraying the council

[strange skiff]

just read #🔖〡roles everything is there about club

[vale frost]

My bad

[stuck kestrel]

Repent now brother

[severe oxide]

https://discord.com/channels/387637011965804544/1182371000831184906 doofus a goat 🗣️

[strange skiff]

yep he is

[vale frost]

I feel like a boomer asking these stuff tf.

[proven drift]

[strange skiff]

you’re no boomer, you just didnt read anything. try to reclaim the attention spam tiktok stole from you and force yourself to scan through info channels before asking

it helps the brain

[proven drift]

Anyways I'm goin to coaching

[stuck kestrel]

Cringe

[strange skiff]

if you cant find something you’re welcome to ask here #1039943660839641139

[keen parrot]

stop sending my face reveal pls

[drowsy crest]

!!

[strange skiff]

just like it says in the welcome message you probably didnt read either but i dont blame u it’s generational

!welcome @vale frost

[stable jungle]

Hey @vale frost, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[strange skiff]

lol

anyway

[vague burrow]

Back

[strange skiff]

bye i gotta work

[oak cliff]

@stuck kestrel, just the regular guy that's still a vessel of positive enrgy 🙂

[keen parrot]

holy shit thats cursed

[strange skiff]

be kind

[keen parrot]

byebye

[flint fox]

|| ||

[drowsy crest]

i never watched tiktok or insta and I still dont read long texts

[vale frost]

Dam

[stuck kestrel]

Yep, definitely..

[severe oxide]

Wrong gif

[drowsy crest]

bai

[severe oxide]

oopsie

https://tenor.com/view/super-mario-headbang-head-banging-rocking-out-devil-horns-gif-1131186391102601234

[solar pilot]

bai

[honest drift]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1006369257040388238/1124521452637528195/magnus-carlsen-chess.gif

[vale frost]

Imma clean my room,cya bois.

[flint fox]

car selfie

[oak cliff]

does anyone remember what rating was 90 percentile in 2022

[umbral wind]

Thanks for what..?

[stuck kestrel]

looks like hes dying

[stuck kestrel]

like, top 10 percent?

[severe oxide]

probs for the jf situation

[oak cliff]

ye

In chesscom

[stuck kestrel]

it isnt that deep bro please stfu

[keen parrot]

no that's literally why

[severe oxide]

what are you yapping about ????

[stuck kestrel]

idk, maybe 1800?

[keen parrot]

anyways let's just move on, he's banned now

[severe oxide]

eyepatch is the biggest yapper in existance

[verbal thunder]

lower

[stuck kestrel]

bruh

[umbral wind]

And then tried to deny the screenshots saying he’d beat us all up 😂

[keen parrot]

💀

[umbral wind]

He must’ve been autistic

[stuck kestrel]

that is what im talking about

[severe oxide]

Bro woulda folded me so that means hes chill fr

[keen parrot]

yeh, good riddance

[trail prism]

Not more than me

[stuck kestrel]

No hes just british

[oak cliff]

probably.. right now, 1400 is top 5%

[umbral wind]

For real and he wouldn’t fold me anyway I can bet he ain’t been in a fight in his life, Muscle doesn’t mean you can fight

[stuck kestrel]

bruh

[boreal cosmos]

I think you should be looking for r/datingadvice instead of this chess server

[verbal thunder]

try 1200

[stuck kestrel]

[flint fox]

autistic austin sounds like a kid's book character

[oak cliff]

idk I don't have data I'm just going by my acount

[umbral wind]

Yeah that’s for you Markus

[trail prism]

Or on the /b on 4chan

[warped bane]

12 cans

[trail prism]

Or /mlp

[boreal cosmos]

Nah, im good

[umbral wind]

You might need it

[boreal cosmos]

Why would i need it?

[oak cliff]

you're 6'7 u must be getting hundreds of girls

[warped bane]

67 cans

[boreal cosmos]

Im not 6’7

[umbral wind]

I said might, idk if you do 🤷🏻‍♂️

[stuck kestrel]

6,7 isnt impressive if ur also 300 pounds

[warped bane]

300 cans

[boreal cosmos]

I have one yes 😂

[verbal thunder]

thats probably why

[boreal cosmos]

Yes im 207cm unfortunately

[umbral wind]

Damn does she play chess?

[oak cliff]

[boreal cosmos]

No, she hates chess

[warped bane]

207 cans

[umbral wind]

Oh that sucks

[boreal cosmos]

Nah i don’t mind

[verbal thunder]

why does she? (if i may ask)

[trail prism]

I think I'ma grow back a moustache

[warped bane]

I’m thinking about 16 cans

[grim edge]

Boring board game that you need patience to play

Seems pretty obvious

[boreal cosmos]

Cuz one of her old boyfriends thought they can teach her chess but they were like 500 so no

[umbral wind]

My gf needs to play chess and if she doesn’t I’ll teach her

[verbal thunder]

[warped bane]

500 cans

[boreal cosmos]

[stuck kestrel]

stop

[grim edge]

I hope my husband doesn’t play chess seriously 🙏

[boreal cosmos]

Not that hard to find

[verbal thunder]

my win percentage is cooked playing all these 2000s

[warped bane]

2000 cans

[stuck kestrel]

Im in your walls

[clear sequoia]

That's why you should look at performance, not wins!

[verbal thunder]

it was a joke but i get your point

[umbral wind]

Well that wouldn’t be a good financial move would it😭😭

[verbal thunder]

chess.com makes everyone so literal

[severe oxide]

throw knights at her until she plays chess

[clear sequoia]

Do you take her to be your lawfully wedded wife?

Absolutely, just let me finish this puzzle rush first.

[coral quartz]

Why does she needs to play?

[verbal thunder]

[stuck kestrel]

wife is temporary, chess is permanent

[grim edge]

Yeah

[verbal thunder]

would you rather risk an accident, or risk a blunder?

[coral quartz]

Tfym

[verbal thunder]

i see a clear choice there

[keen parrot]

"I got 25 in the first minute this is the run"

[umbral wind]

Chess has been a thing for thousands of years while my wife (soon to be) would only have been a thing for like 33 years

[grim edge]

Words to live by

[warped bane]

I just got permanently banned from this discord for expressing myself

[umbral wind]

So I know what I’m choosing

[boreal cosmos]

So ur ban evading or what

[flint fox]

ban evasion?

[verbal thunder]

dont say that for everyone to see

[grim edge]

Fin got a secret gf?

[gray meadow]

W mindset

[clear sequoia]

I'm not sure you should include that in your wedding vows.

[umbral wind]

Yeah your mate

[grim edge]

😭

She doesn’t ply chess 😝

[umbral wind]

That’s fine I make exceptions

[grim edge]

[warped bane]

What do you mean

[flint fox]

my biggest flex is that i can take a shit and play otb at the same time

[vale frost]

Back bois

[vale frost]

How?

[grim edge]

I have a lesson in 7 minutes and Im 20 mins away

Shit

[coral quartz]

He said you're evading ban
Tf aren't you from Texas?

[flint fox]

i leave the door open

[coral quartz]

Do they speak German in Texas? XD

[vale frost]

Crazy.

[warped bane]

How am I ban evading?

[vale frost]

The smell must be a gambit

[flint fox]

"I just got permanently banned from this discord for expressing myself"

THIS DISCORD

[primal fern]

why are people saying this?

[primal fern]

message link?

[warped bane]

I have no clue

[flint fox]

this

[primal fern]

@clear sequoia ban evader?

[vale frost]

Is that your chessboard in your profile

[primal fern]

yes. Dal Rossi Walnut

[vale frost]

Can you send me some picture shots of it,and where you bought it,if thats fine

[primal fern]

melbourne

[primal fern]

just google Dal Rossi

[warped bane]

Yes distract him

[flint fox]

name yourself "Chessboard" and change ur pfp to their moves on the board

[vale frost]

Alr

[flint fox]

i still exist

[primal fern]

the board is set to new game position

[vale frost]

A pic would be nice ngl

[gray meadow]

What's the lowest elo possible??

[clear sequoia]

No, just an understanding-the-word-permanent evader.

[flint fox]

100

[plain arrow]

Since Lasagna renamed themselves to !welcome, maybe Neurolink could rename themselves to /connect

[daring loom]

dame da ne

[flint fox]

who takes !trusted and !english

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[plain arrow]

It used to be 0 back in the days, but they changed it

[primal fern]

100

@gray meadow why only 4 games on your account?

[warped bane]

Yeah that’s suspicious

[vale frost]

I wanna eat a burrito so much..

[flint fox]

eat a burrito

[vale frost]

No street burritos here sadly,only barbecues

[warped bane]

Not so talkative now are you @gray meadow

When I got permanently banned for expressing myself, you were all over me. But now when your record is called into question you scurry into the shadows. Hm. Curious, but not unexpected.

[flint fox]

bro what is happening

[vale frost]

"You scurry into the shadows" sounds cool,imma note that

[grim edge]

#VegansAreLosers

[vale frost]

Alr imma go self pleasure myself with some snacks,cya guys.

[warped bane]

Disgusting!

[vale frost]

Ik am on a diet but chips from time to time aint that bad

[warped bane]

Leave!

[vale frost]

Same

[warped bane]

Yeah there’s a talkchess channel

[lime lava]

Welcome bro 🙂
/connect

[warped bane]

Yeah you gotta be careful, I got permanently banned from this discord for expressing myself

[severe oxide]

u had to of said some fked shit

discord doesnt ban easily

[warped bane]

No it was this discord channel/ server thing

[vale frost]

I bought cheese rings,now what soft drink should i pair it with...pepsi or fanta...

[warped bane]

I got banned permanently from this server for expressing myself

[severe oxide]

False

[primal fern]

it should be chess related, but #💬〡chess-talk has more chess related content

connect your account please

[keen parrot]

yeah that stuff is totally irrelevant

[vale frost]

Of course

Its for your own safety

[stark arrow]

I'm 3 yeaws owd

[keen parrot]

<@&745328830649991179> pretty sure this could be the guy from earlier mute evading, take care of it please

[primal fern]

how long have you played chess?

[vale frost]

Dam

[severe oxide]

no shit ???? because people under13 aint suppose to be using discord

[terse needle]

Hi guys I'm a 300 elo starter of chess and beat mittens a year ago and I cant find him in my archive history how do I find him

[lime lava]

Account
Type that to connect

[vale frost]

The trashtalk is real

[stark arrow]

iw cawnt

[primal fern]

you didn't beat mittens

[warped bane]

Hey for real @edgy trail does not sound legit. I am actually almost certain that this person is an imposter of some sort. I’m not trolling I’m being genuine.

[severe oxide]

then u get the chance to prove ur 18 with id u idiot ???

[terse needle]

Lemme dm you and show the pic

[warped bane]

I have no clue who they could be but they’re being shifty

[primal wedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1171532909451165819/1200170628968370307/v15044gf0000cmi1k4nog65ulpijjln0.mov?ex=65c53500&is=65b2c000&hm=2784913c89b36e5c79e326b2aae4fed280aa595eea29e65fa9fd46834928613e&

[severe oxide]

ur not very smart, because they do ...

quit yapping on topics you know nothing about

[terse needle]

Sent

[primal fern]

connect your account here please

[severe oxide]

Ive literally said i was not of age before then id verified and got my account back. ur actually an idiot its crazy

[terse needle]

How

[severe oxide]

go research how about u go get a brain

[terse needle]

...

[keen parrot]

do /connect

[severe oxide]

u actual dumbass

[livid hornet]

wow this chat

[primal fern]

type /connect

[coral quartz]

Why you being mean bruh

[livid hornet]

first thing i see

[warped bane]

14 cans

[primal fern]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @livid hornet, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[severe oxide]

Cope

[primal fern]

@livid hornet this chat is a little outta control rn you can try #💬〡chess-talk and see more chess things in there

[primal wedge]

Softie

[minor owl]

wazup chet

its ur boy elcheesy

[severe oxide]

Ur currently sucking down that copium like theres no tommorrow

[keen parrot]

second this

[coral quartz]

You're not my boy tf

[minor owl]

we homies

stop joking boo

[kind delta]

[minor owl]

ur funny like that

[keen parrot]

[coral quartz]

[livid hornet]

i dont see announcements command

[warped bane]

Hey be careful in this chat I got permanently banned from this server for expressing myself

[vale frost]

I didnt expect trashtalk to be present in an intellectual chess server but eh.

[severe oxide]

Keep huffing that copium

[minor owl]

tf happened

.

[coral quartz]

Nah you just being weird

[kind delta]

Bro they falsely timed me out aswell

[livid hornet]

idk whats happening

[warped bane]

I was just chatting and then they dm’d me saying I’m banned

[severe oxide]

How about u stop saying things that are false and tell people to go research when ur simply just wrong.

[vale frost]

What is e-10

[minor owl]

wutd u do bo 😭

[warped bane]

Yeah it’s a real problem

[primal wedge]

Wat he say

[astral geode]

anyone 2200+ wanna play rated vs me

[minor owl]

EATING DEEZ NUTS GAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA 🤣 🫵

[coral quartz]

Bc you keep talking about all that cans bs xD

[kind delta]

Indeed, we have to suffer.

[vale frost]

Bro i dont get it

[primal wedge]

Its two

[primal fern]

#announcements

[terse needle]

Done

[minor owl]

dont ruin it

[primal fern]

feel free to leave man

[wispy plover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/932159318235676675/1198370797144768522/rcri2PzwwhKbYiBKWfNfCXbAIVBp9LPAHf6DCt7hvSwKMJjFwF19si8PTeO-WjhMNvR4rsZFARTESQs640-c-fcrop64120000000dfffffff-nd-v1.png?ex=65bea8c6&is=65ac33c6&hm=d1570abf3611d54bf11972bbaa3f43f38bebe4a7ae37edfdad4fcb83595d1dd6&

[minor owl]

smash

[severe oxide]

no one wants you here. please do us a service and leave

[minor owl]

1

[coral quartz]

Who hurt you bro?

[kind delta]

1

[primal fern]

if this is a meme take it to #😆〡random-memes

you're allowed to. i'm just responding. nobody is silencing you

[wispy plover]

It’s not

[primal wedge]

Its 2 guys

[primal fern]

why post it in a chess server then?

[warped bane]

Unfortunately you really can’t, I got banned a while ago. You oughtta be careful man.

[terse needle]

@primal fern connected

[wispy plover]

🤫

[livid hornet]

how to turn off announcement role

[minor owl]

so like uh we up or what

[primal fern]

id:customize

[primal wedge]

Fr

[clear sequoia]

Use the /announcements command.

[terse needle]

Anyways.....

[humble oracle]

Interlinked

[terse needle]

Could anyone answer this

[fresh wind]

He's gone, pretty sure he is mute evading

[keen parrot]

🙏

[kind delta]

Did u save the game

[vale frost]

Hey staff,am new how do i get the tpurnament soldier role

[warped bane]

Do it again and send the link

[terse needle]

What again??

[fresh wind]

er, I think you need to play in our weekly arena? But I'm not 100% sure

[livid hornet]

awesome ty

[warped bane]

Beat mittens

[vague burrow]

hm

[terse needle]

How will I even access him

[warped bane]

Dog chill out

[vale frost]

Also are the coaches here legit?,am actually scared of being scammed just gotta make sure,i originally came here for this purpose to get teached just hesitant for now

Might block me or something after paying

[terse needle]

I'm chilled

[primal fern]

plz take this to #😆〡random-memes

[warped bane]

Ok

[primal fern]

https://www.chess.com/coaches

[terse needle]

Don't think i did

[clear sequoia]

Play in team matches. We don't have any ongoing or planned right now, but look at #server-announcements for new ones.

[vague burrow]

will I be banned if i posted a pirated movie ?

[empty shoal]

yo does anyone know how to design bagpacks on software

[warped bane]

Yes???

[primal fern]

this is a chess server

[vague burrow]

ok

[keen parrot]

they are legit ye, just check that they are actual good players first

[wispy plover]

Wdym

[vale frost]

Thanks coach

[primal fern]

@clear sequoia not appropriate for the server i reckon

[gusty quail]

hi

[primal wedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1026365755488489534/1200396619649122334/lv_0_20230822190602.mp4?ex=65c60778&is=65b39278&hm=a0a0618e9c78993d5442e41298ca3090fe8ebc4c62ed434312ca61bb5cdbe8eb&

[warped bane]

Dude I got permanently banned from the server for expressing myself you think you can post a pirated movie???

[empty shoal]

like i wanna design a bagpack on software yk ready it for manufacturing

[gusty quail]

how do I get out I'm still 700

[primal fern]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @primal fern, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[glossy radish]

h

[gusty quail]

ty

[vale frost]

Wow so many big league players..dam am hype i wanna play 6 rapid matches now

[primal fern]

you gotta work on your board awareness

[wispy plover]

like design a 3d backpack in blender?

[empty shoal]

ye something like that

[wispy plover]

you are gay

[wispy plover]

do you have blender

[gusty quail]

noted

[clear sequoia]

That doesn't make much sense for a coach listed on chess.com.

First of all, coaches make like 95% of their money with repeat students.
Second, if people complain about a coach they risk being delisted, in extreme cases even lose their FIDE title. That costs way more than the maybe 100s of bucks a coach could possibly scam.

[primal fern]

mods are in the chat 😂 ur about to get muted

[primal wedge]

He is homophobic, beacuse he is w

[empty shoal]

ye i cant use it tho

[vale frost]

That sounds relieving..,thanks coach!

[primal fern]

also connect your account please

[minor owl]

teo is so based

[sick tide]

who want beat a man with 230 of rating

[minor owl]

he doesnt give two shits

[wispy plover]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=rSgBwlX5Jis&pp=ygUaYmxlbmRlciBiYWNrcGFjayB0dXRvcmlhbCA%3D

[glossy radish]

alright i’m gonna go sleep it’s four in the morning

[warped bane]

Hey I drew a picture of your pfp

[empty shoal]

yo ty bigtime

[primal wedge]

Asian

[glossy radish]

yes i’m asian

[vale frost]

8am in my place,just reminded me to get to bed

[primal wedge]

Oh fr?

[glossy radish]

what

[warped bane]

We saw that man

[glossy radish]

what did that mean

“what type of nese are u” something like that

[warped bane]

He was asking what race of Asian you were in the wildest way possible

[glossy radish]

oh

he could’ve asked what rice i eat

[primal wedge]

What rice do you ingest

[glossy radish]

rice

[primal wedge]

Oh, nice

[warped bane]

You know, I look back on what I’ve posted and I often think I’m the worst person here. Then, you guys really surprise me on how brazenly you can say insane shit.

[glossy radish]

nice rice

[glossy radish]

sorry what

where’s the fish

[warped bane]

I mean, I got permanently banned from this server for expressing myself and yet these people can say this kind of stuff??

Idk it’s just shocking ig

[vale frost]

How many times are you gonna say that

[primal fern]

you got banned? so why are you back?

[primal wedge]

Do not worry, every server im in i get asked what my wallet stealing streak is for the past hour, quit acting like i can remember a 3 digit number

[warped bane]

I don’t know what this means

[glossy radish]

i’m sorry, what’s wrong with asking someone what their nationality is?

[warped bane]

It was just shocking, seemed insensitive the way he went about it 🤷

[vague burrow]

😭

[glossy radish]

sigh

@primal wedge yo what the fk are u

[primal wedge]

Wallet stealer

[coral quartz]

I'm from Asia and there no -nese

[glossy radish]

knew it

[glossy radish]

asianese

[coral quartz]

That's fair

[glossy radish]

hi doofus…

oh i found it

[warped bane]

Alright I got a game

Someone throw out a random number

[glossy radish]

7

[warped bane]

7 cans

[silent quest]

[coral quartz]

Istfg you gonna be banned again

[glossy radish]

hi chimmer

[silent quest]

Are you threatening me

[flint fox]

does any1 know how to solve this part

[glossy radish]

yes now shut up

[coral quartz]

What no xD

[glossy radish]

that’s easy

[flint fox]

hi v

[warped bane]

They are

[glossy radish]

5 all around are mines

[silent quest]

What is dat

[flint fox]

4 are already marked but there r 2 more squares near 5

Also does with 4

[glossy radish]

@flint fox wait

[plain arrow]

That 2 unflagged square around the 5 can only have 1 mine to satisfy the 5, so the 4's mine has to be here

[glossy radish]

i read it wrong

[flint fox]

how do you know allat

[plain arrow]

I've circled the mines

[flint fox]

Also thx

[plain arrow]

Deduction

[warped bane]

Alright, I’m gonna do name parodies.

[glossy radish]

but then the middle square works too

[flint fox]

how that work

[plain arrow]

The hell? That's a 5, not a 6

[warped bane]

I’m just gonna pick a random username on the server and try and make a pun

[primal wedge]

21

[flint fox]

bruh

[glossy radish]

sigh

[primal wedge]

Me

[flint fox]

hi *

[plain arrow]

Wait

[glossy radish]

just that one alone

[plain arrow]

Oh, you're right

[primal wedge]

Mirror mirror on the wall, whose the homophobiest of them all?? ASTERIA!

[warped bane]

Asteria hmmm, Asterios in Greek is Star sooo idk man Astaria???

[plain arrow]

So I guess we can't solve them yet

[flint fox]

the asterisk

[glossy radish]

my guess that it’s the middle so that you can move onto the left to solve that one

[warped bane]

True

[glossy radish]

chimmer send answer if you can

[plain arrow]

There's either 1 mine or 2 mines there

[flint fox]

can you teach me deduction so i don't have to bother both of yall

[warped bane]

Okay I’m gonna make a pun out of @plain arrow hmmm

[glossy radish]

has to be one so you can solve the left side i believe

[warped bane]

What about Boston Mike (330 cans)

[plain arrow]

I'm looking at the 4 in the middle. It has 2 flags next to it and it touches the 2 unflagged square the 5 has.

[glossy radish]

can you show the whole thing

[glossy radish]

ah nice

[warped bane]

Thanks!

[plain arrow]

Yeah, I was right

The 4 in the middle and the 5 were the clues

[flint fox]

this the whole thing

[glossy radish]

my head can’t wrap around that

[flint fox]

is the 1 2 in the bottom left a guess or is it solvable

[glossy radish]

it’s a gamble if i did it

i would start at the 5

[primal wedge]

i bet my life dis is a bomb

[plain arrow]

The green circles are safe

[primal wedge]

[glossy radish]

just a mark so i can think

[plain arrow]

Nah. If he clicks on a mine, it's your fault

[glossy radish]

LOL

[flint fox]

this is literally my first time solving this difficulty

[grim edge]

bro

[glossy radish]

this is what i’m thinking. any mistakes?

[grim edge]

bye

[glossy radish]

what is it

[glossy radish]

CHIMMER DONT DO THIS @flint fox

it’s just a mark for me to think don’t do it

[plain arrow]

I looked at this image again, and if there's only 1 mine on the white dot you marked, then the 4 in the middle would not be satisfied

[flint fox]

i will explode if i lose

U OPENED A BIG ONE

[plain arrow]

The 2 under the 1 already has a flag next to it, so there's 1 mine remaining in the 3 unflagged squares around it. The 1 above the 2 touches all 3 of those squares so the 3 green marked squares are free

[plain arrow]

Nice

[flint fox]

gg

[upbeat viper]

chat

chess

no minesweeper

smh

[flint fox]

fr

[plain arrow]

Oh, you solved it on your own

[glossy radish]

awesome sauce

[plain arrow]

Good job

[glossy radish]

i’m solving one rn

[warped bane]

Hell yeah

[cloud crown]

Thx

[glossy radish]

hate minesweeper

[warped bane]

Kings Indian, set it up really fast. Ideally premove all of it. Then (and this especially works if you’re playing 30 min games) wait literally until the last second to move. It gives you time to think and makes your opponent really really mad. You have a much higher chance of causing them to resign because you’re peeling minutes off their life.

[plain arrow]

Assuming it's White to move, Rg4+ Kh8 Nf6+ Qh7 Qxh7#

[vapid rock]

Hi

[plain arrow]

Hi

[dusty urchin]

Black is

[plain arrow]

Oh

[plain arrow]

Black is still dead lost anyways

No way a lone queen's gonna defend against 2 rooks and 1 queen

[plain arrow]

Qxf3 kinda delays the mate significantly

[stuck kestrel]

he looks like that cartoon guy who eats spinach

[flint fox]

popeye

[stuck kestrel]

yeah

[dusty urchin]

What does that mean

Qxf3

[stuck kestrel]

og cartoon

[stark arrow]

if in doubt ke2

[dusty urchin]

Im noob

[plain arrow]

Do you know chess notations?

[stark arrow]

queen takes f3

[vale frost]

Yay i just got my first chess student

[stark arrow]

x = taking something

[dusty urchin]

But the roook is on the king

[vale frost]

I feel proud

[stark arrow]

what

[plain arrow]

It's not?

[stark arrow]

pieces cant be on eachother lol

thats the wrong beard

[plain arrow]

You said it's Black to play

[dusty urchin]

Yes

He is

[stark arrow]

ah the rook is checking

[plain arrow]

So the queen can take the rook if it's Black to play

[dusty urchin]

It’s his turn now

[plain arrow]

Oh wait

That's the king? I thought that was the queen for a moment

[dusty urchin]

No

[cloud crown]

I have tried this.. but sometimes, I feel like it lacks something..
Any suggested variations when using that opening?

Also, what do you think about the Halosar trap and the Sicilian defense?

[dusty urchin]

It’s check rn

[stark arrow]

lmao it has like a pplus on the top

[stark arrow]

dont premove any opening ever except for bullet

[plain arrow]

Oh, so that's checkmate

gg then

[stark arrow]

you lack space and you need experience to know how to not lack space so look for openings with space - 2024

[cloud crown]

Oooh aight, I'll keep this in mind

[stark arrow]

are you looking for openings with black white ?

i would assume black cuz KID

[stark arrow]

is that the qgd

[vale frost]

Guys reccomend me openings for red

[flat kraken]

Why are the knights like that

[cloud crown]

I'd be glad to hear some insights from you

[vale frost]

Send memes

[toxic valley]

It is the trap that black wins knight if white captures pawn after pinning knight with bishop

[vale frost]

Hehe cool.

[toxic valley]

And black regains queen like that

[stark arrow]

uh e4 i play the caro kann, sometimes a modern scandinavian but against d4 i play the kings indian or a budapest if they play c4

[primal fern]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @cloud crown, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[warped bane]

Hey can you like leave me alone

[cloud crown]

Greetings!

[stark arrow]

🚪

[flat kraken]

Is it like black thought he could do Nxd5 because of a pin

[primal fern]

hi please connect your account to get trusted role here and to unlock the whole server ❤️

[primal fern]

what does your username mean?

[stark arrow]

youll probably have a hard time finding a nice opening against d4 that isnt uberly boring

[stark arrow]

if that means what you think it means you got the 🔨

[primal fern]

this has the Neurolink seal of approval

[cloud crown]

What do you suggest then?

[flat kraken]

🔥

[primal fern]

he will be forced to change it yeah

[primal fern]

grunfeld

[flat kraken]

Do you like open or closed games

[stark arrow]

yeah thats the big question

[proven drift]

U joining today's study session

[stark arrow]

r u solid or agressive

[warped bane]

My username is a character from a movie

[stark arrow]

i just realised what cunf means

[long coral]

..

anyone wanna play chess?

[flat kraken]

Ew chess

[stark arrow]

ikr

[warped bane]

Sure h4

[umbral wind]

How do you play a voice changer

[cloud crown]

I'm more accustomed to open games

[flat kraken]

Then try out gambits

[umbral wind]

Changing their voice

[primal fern]

nop

[stark arrow]

idek lmao its just presence

[proven drift]

K

[long coral]

e5

[warped bane]

H5

[flat kraken]

Or grunfeld or QGA can be good

[stark arrow]

isnt qga not the best for beginners

[honest drift]

grunfeld for beginners is even harder

[stark arrow]

d4 in general

[celest trail]

https://play.chess.com/gxv5b

[flat kraken]

Name another opening they forcibly gets you an open position against d4

[celest trail]

https://play.chess.com/gxv5b

[stark arrow]

what you recommend him

[celest trail]

Hi 👀

[stark arrow]

yeah thats the problem d4 is boring

[celest trail]

Hiii

[honest drift]

grunfeld is an opening for black

[long coral]

idk i cant play like this :,3

but i bet i can beat u in a game

[stark arrow]

yeah im just saying d4 in general is hard to crack

[warped bane]

I accept your resignation

Undefeated in discord chess

[long coral]

u should teach me some

[flat kraken]

Wait until the opp plays c4 💀

[warped bane]

No

[cloud crown]

I'd actually be glad to hear some best complex openings from your experience.. I'm quite interested to study them but there are quite a lot and I still am experimenting on which can be best for me

[flat kraken]

What’s your rating and why the hell would you want a complex opening

[stark arrow]

hell no

[stark arrow]

he wants to know najdorf theory leave him alone

[cloud crown]

Around 700.. I'm still bad at it for now

[stark arrow]

focus on principles lmao

[flat kraken]

Bro play some systems bruh

[stark arrow]

hard principles and tactics can get you 1k

[stark arrow]

except for that one system 💀

[flat kraken]

It comes a point when you start to not lose easily but just can’t win at a certain level

[stark arrow]

we dont talk about bf4

[warped bane]

Y’all say this but when I whip my queen directly in front of a rook with nothing defending it all of a sudden it’s “no not those tactics!”

[flat kraken]

Only after that should you start checking out new openings that fit your play style more

[grim edge]

W/L?

[compact snow]

hello

[flat kraken]

Free pfp 🔥

[grim edge]

im mewing, cant change it rn

maybe later 😔

[stark arrow]

if a queen and rook is eyeing your king which only is protected by pawns and you try to make a battery cuz a youtube tutorial said so and get mated in one and rage quit. then you know why

[warped bane]

I’m not reading any of that

[stark arrow]

is that duck hunt

bro got jacked since he got shot down

[flat kraken]

Bro you don’t shoot down the dog 💀

[warped bane]

Play chess with me I’m black you start

[stark arrow]

in this case yes

[vale frost]

Tips to get past 1800 guys

[warped bane]

Run real fast

[silent quest]

I had that as a pfp

[echo kestrel]

Gimme your user 🙂 That's a tip

[flat kraken]

e4

[warped bane]

H5

[flat kraken]

d4

[warped bane]

H6

[flat kraken]

Literally how

[warped bane]

Sorry h4

[flat kraken]

h3

[warped bane]

Boards backwards

[echo kestrel]

Bro doesn't know notation

[flat kraken]

🔥

[primal fern]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @celest trail, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[warped bane]

Offer draw

[flat kraken]

I resign

[warped bane]

2-0

[echo kestrel]

Average 300

[meager quarry]

e4

[primal fern]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @meager quarry, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[echo kestrel]

f5

[stark arrow]

there was an update earlier

[warped bane]

H5

[primal fern]

this goes in #😆〡random-memes

[meager quarry]

night f4

[flat kraken]

Bros playing 5d chess

[echo kestrel]

What if it's not a meme?

[echo kestrel]

Nice notation

[primal fern]

@meager quarry hey man welcome! please connect your account for trusted role here

[flat kraken]

That’s wrong in so many ways it’s beautiful

[echo kestrel]

Yeah bud connect your account so we don't think you're cheating

Cuz in this server we assume every non connected person is cheating 🙂

(Basically)

[stark arrow]

it's chess ver 2.1 bug fixes

[echo kestrel]

(Mods don't time me out, you know it's true)

[warped bane]

Imagine using stock fish and still using night f4

[echo kestrel]

Fr

[flat kraken]

Chess board expansion DLC when

[stark arrow]

since variants