💬〡general-off-topic

[weak stratus]

guys ban her

[brittle cosmos]

why

[weak stratus]

talking to minors

[solar crest]

her, who her

[weak stratus]

ok nice talk bye

[digital phoenix]

Stop telling start selling

[solar crest]

is that jerry on your pfp

[humble dune]

I saw a 40 year man pretending to be 16 year old girl millie here

[solar crest]

dang good motto for a business fr

[humble dune]

stop selling start smelling

[brittle cosmos]

mille is a 40 year old guy?? 💀

[solar crest]

thats , well creative but not needed

[humble dune]

always has been

[brittle cosmos]

like fr tho?

[static ridge]

nah im selling so bad im on my losing streak

[solar crest]

jerry's friend

God, Loved that show , its shame its not on TV

[humble dune]

is fullfischer banned in chess.com bcoz discord locked him out??

[lusty trench]

It looks nice

[solar crest]

The prominent way of giving allowed humour consent from parents to kids has always been applicable to the famous and award winning 'Tome and Jerry Show'

[barren hare]

that guy was weird but idk why he got locked out

[solar crest]

I am learning french

in school

[lusty trench]

Oh

[barren hare]

is this the most calm general chat?

[brittle cosmos]

probably true

[solar crest]

if you would came earlier, you would see this chat as a law fight

[lusty trench]

Ofcourse

[humble dune]

he is the experiment guy, he gave chess.com existential crisis, I think he made the fullfischer experiment and exposed chess.com fair play system ig

[lusty trench]

Not

[warm spindle]

Anyone wanna rent my services

[humble dune]

ayo

[solar crest]

no

[warm spindle]

50 an hour

[brittle cosmos]

fym

[solar crest]

I dont need chess services

[barren hare]

but didnt he get banned?

[solar crest]

I can teach myself how to play chess

[warm spindle]

I can do many things

[lusty trench]

What?

[humble dune]

no he didnt get banned. chess.com is kinda concerned about him, they dont have enough evidence

[solar crest]

anyone a game of chess

[warm spindle]

50 quid an hour

[barren hare]

oh interesting

[brittle cosmos]

can you f off

[humble dune]

yeah, bro single handely giving trouble to chess.com

[solar crest]

thats either Oogway or Ninja Mutant Turtle

[lusty trench]

[solar crest]

aye has anyone been following the media these days

[humble dune]

i only use reddit and twitter

[hazy portal]

Can u make me laugh

[solar crest]

Elections are becoming more real

[brittle cosmos]

normal for discord

[solar crest]

Biden vs Trump

[barren hare]

i thought deep was old

[solid schooner]

Looking for coach to keep me in track of studying I have too much theory to study

[lusty trench]

I guess

[warm spindle]

Not reliably

[solar crest]

Study on your own

[humble dune]

5 inches

[warm spindle]

I don't have a sense of humor

[solid schooner]

Can’t too many lines I have WHOLE SICILIAN PREP WITH MORE THAN 200 LINES

[lusty trench]

Really

[brittle cosmos]

absolutely gigantic

[warm spindle]

Grow up kid

[lusty trench]

Hrxhfxutciyfidrdhrhiyfutdyesyrdyjcdysetzytcif ,
Ohchfxr xjhcmydRhsn

[solar crest]

if you're a beginner, don't go much on theory rn, just watch chess.com tutorials or GothamChess chess openings, you'rer good

[solid schooner]

including rozo, sveshnikov dragon, b4 gambit, deferred b4 gambit and much much more

[brittle cosmos]

ay mb i was kinda joking

[solid schooner]

I play chess professionally I make money out of it

…………..

[solar crest]

don't pressure, just measure

[grim edge]

Deep is nice

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> sequentially

This is the Chess.com profile of sequentially. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2274 (peak)
Blitz: 2003 (peak)
Bullet: 2132 (2175 peak)

[solid schooner]

Elaborate on what do you mean by that

[warm spindle]

Mama...

[solar crest]

anyone wanting to play chess

[humble dune]

damn there are 3200s here

[merry gate]

me come vc

[dreamy lynx]

@solar crest ill play

oh awk

Yall can play tho lol

[solar crest]

i am 300 and loud music of Republic day is busting

[merry gate]

its ok i am indian too

[lusty trench]

You rating is like

[grim edge]

A narcissistic? Nooo

[solar crest]

and my parents are singing , including my grandparents, my grand dads spirit, my great great great grand dad's spirit, and great great great great great grand dad

[merry gate]

come in vc and keep ur mic offf

[grim edge]

Egotistical? Nooo

[humble dune]

what is wfm

[solar crest]

Ok

kalash you're singing

[humble dune]

nvm its western females media

[lusty trench]

You are absolutely right

So many speakers

[last verge]

woman fide master 😭💀

[humble dune]

damn are u from uganda?

[rain gale]

cringe

[humble dune]

true

[grim edge]

Do you dislike Deep?

[silent quest]

Who even drinks that

[viscid jacinth]

Its a geometry dash meme

[humble dune]

is it lower than mens fide master

[grim edge]

Why are you a sour grape?

[last verge]

yes

[humble dune]

oh alr

[grim edge]

You name called Deep smh.

[lusty trench]

[rain gale]

this is the order of titles: GM, IM, WGM, FM, WIM, CM, WFM, WCM

[lusty trench]

[static ridge]

under 1400 now CRAP CRAP

[humble dune]

nice

[grim edge]

You said stradlater

[silent quest]

Cm fm im gm

[static ridge]

SO LOW OMG OMG

[humble dune]

no its the opposite, GM is the highest

[rose bison]

Hi

[barren hare]

what about nm

[minor spoke]

Is this some catcher reference

[static ridge]

cc!stats krobyjobynobypoby

[rain gale]

it's descending from left. so GM is highest

[static ridge]

yo how does this work

[grim edge]

I think so. I googled it

[minor spoke]

Wait what happened

[static ridge]

cc!stats tobytarn

[lusty trench]

Okay

Rizz

[silent quest]

That's a good guess

[minor spoke]

Wait theres 0 chance that happened

[static ridge]

WFM is World Female Master, are you guys on drugs?

[minor spoke]

Deep is a good soul

[grim edge]

No he didn't. You're just a sour grape and a coward.

[lusty trench]

I guess

[lusty trench]

Absolutely right

[last verge]

depends, diff standards for each country

[humble dune]

school has kids, prison has criminals

[lusty trench]

Oh

[peak plank]

What did I ever do to them?

[lusty trench]

Thanks for telling

[barren hare]

@grim edge hmm this seems very too sided but alot of people are supporting deep here

[humble dune]

my pleasure

[barren hare]

what even happened exactly?

[last verge]

1+1 💀

[minor spoke]

Wait yo chill leave them alone 💀

[peak plank]

lol they blocked me

[static ridge]

i dont think he was happy that he was playing someone 800 lower than u

[grim edge]

Deep is nice. I called you out for badmouthing him. Now, you're making up stories. Why don't you tell all those things to Deep’s face?

[fickle rampart]

CHOCOLATE

[minor spoke]

HI

[silent quest]

Gimme chocolate

[humble dune]

why u trolling

[solar crest]

I got destroyed

[minor spoke]

Lol

[peak plank]

wdym

[grave dock]

Hello

[fickle rampart]

🍫

[potent peak]

Fμck deep

[minor spoke]

Tastes good

[merry gate]

@solar crest hehehehehehehehe

[humble dune]

whats ur and thier elo

[solar crest]

I need to add on new tactics

[fickle rampart]

You gotta do Duolingo lesson first

[minor spoke]

Point made

[peak plank]

they are rated much higher than me

[humble dune]

pls give me back my family

[solar crest]

Vengeance will be served,

[humble dune]

alr sovalid

[silent quest]

Did that first thing in the morning sir

[solar crest]

I do duolingo everyday

[minor spoke]

Bro i read it not the guy u wanna be 😭

[merry gate]

hhahah u kid

[fickle rampart]

You need 100,000 xp in order for that request to be approved

[fickle rampart]

Okay here you go 🍫

[humble dune]

deletes app

[solar crest]

@fickle rampartI do duolingo everyday sir

[fickle rampart]

W

[solar crest]

your french lesson are nice

Made me topper of french in my class

[minor spoke]

Wait stradlater is an idiot of a person though

[foggy loom]

Oui oui

[merry gate]

anybody wants to play?

[minor spoke]

So egoistic

[fickle rampart]

OUI OUI BAGUETTE

[plain arrow]

I'm up for a game

[merry gate]

join vc

[humble dune]

||PLEASE TAKE A SHOWER IMMEDIATELY||

[solar crest]

Bonjour monsieur Alexander, toi empire de Rome est ne voir pas

[minor spoke]

Im p sure bast recorded himself saying this iirc lol

[potent peak]

why would you ever need to learn anything other than english anyway

[plain arrow]

Which one?

[silent quest]

Its 10°

[minor spoke]

YES I HAVE

[humble dune]

i ws forced to burn it

[brisk karma]

Im back

[merry gate]

2p

[plain arrow]

Learn Japanese so you can be the ultimate weeb

[proven drift]

Who is dtradlater

[minor spoke]

Ok transporter u need to transport urself to pluto and pray to dear god that u get back to earth

[humble dune]

deep down we all know strad later

[proven drift]

S*

[clever river]

@peak plank wanna play a rapid game? saw ur tag that ur 2200. just wanna try and play someone really higher rated than me lol

[brisk karma]

Torch is goat

[potent peak]

that is a debuff

[foggy loom]

Alas, tout passe

[grim edge]

Okay, so why you said this?

[peak plank]

nah im good, sorry

[grim edge]

I don't get it

[clever river]

no worries!

[humble dune]

FullFischer locked out

[fickle rampart]

Peut-être

[proven drift]

[humble dune]

deep down we all know he is mod

[silent quest]

My pfp's cool

[potent peak]

Why are you defending him though

[fickle rampart]

:O

[minor spoke]

Hes a picky person in general 👀

[humble dune]

they both are in a romantic friendship

[proven drift]

Deep is cool man ( I AM NOT SAYING THIS BECAUSE HE IS TEACHING ME THE QGA)

[brisk karma]

I thought you liked men tho 😭

[grim edge]

That's ok’a pfp yeah it's cool

[minor spoke]

LMAO I FOUND IT #💬〡general-off-topic message

[potent peak]

And who is the man of the relationship

[humble dune]

dahlia

[potent peak]

damn

[proven drift]

... WHAT

[minor spoke]

Yall stop being weird lol

Dahlia got russian husband 😁

[brisk karma]

Do you like men? If yes, gay. If no, gay

[grim edge]

[clever river]

lmaoo its okay, i just wanted to play someone high rated to see where i need to improve. and also get experience playing higher rated players

[grim edge]

Everybody likes Deep and Bast, and Doofus and Rinqed.

[minor spoke]

Fax

[grim edge]

TikTok's fried toothpick trend raises health concerns in South Korea

[humble dune]

whats the problem with having 2, more the better

[grim edge]

Sure ha!

[lusty trench]

Thanks again

[humble dune]

moans

[minor spoke]

U picked the WRONG GODDAM CHARACTER

[grim edge]

anyone down to play https://play.chess.com/EHN6F

[fickle rampart]

🥖

[lusty trench]

That's right

[minor spoke]

That was so good 😭

But stradlater is just a potato full of ego

[lusty trench]

Yes I am up to play

[grim edge]

Okay. We're good

[humble dune]

I am she/it because I can never be him (background plays rock the johnson)

[minor spoke]

LMAO deep is gatsby 😎

[fickle rampart]

OUI OUI BAGUETTE

[grim edge]

W gatsby

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/mindblown-tg-mindblown-mindblown-emoji-gif-19138097

[minor spoke]

Ikr

[humble dune]

🥖

[brisk karma]

Tu suis gay

[humble dune]

capybara

[fickle rampart]

SMH THATS NOT CORRECT GRAMMAR

[silent quest]

Which book you talkin bout

[brisk karma]

Yes ik, im starting out

[grim edge]

Okay, I just created a little argument tonight. I think I'm done for today. Truffles!

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-evil-evil-cat-mischievous-mischief-gif-13289589621298169963

[silent quest]

Its tu es gay*

[brisk karma]

Thx

Tu es gay

[fickle rampart]

Ooo

[brisk karma]

Tu es chiern

[grim edge]

Omg I hate DMs and pings and notifications

[minor spoke]

Oopsies

[brisk karma]

Turn off notification women

[grim edge]

Talk about your nightmares

[silent quest]

Chien?

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/breakdancing-dancing-indian-gif-23376473

[brisk karma]

Ye

[grim edge]

W moves

[minor spoke]

Wait i have more

[brisk karma]

Me when i see a bbl

[silent quest]

What's bbl

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-actions-reactions-enjoyment-celebration-gif-6338055709843090380

[normal hatch]

Brazilian Butt Lift

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-funny-indian-happy-wheres-gif-20774616

[clever river]

https://play.chess.com/Mntmp

who wanna play

[grim edge]

I'm the guy in green sweater

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-dance-indian-man-dance-funny-dance-man-gif-19380042

[silent quest]

Bro turned into a butterfly

[grim edge]

Hahahaha

Goofy

[silent quest]

Me when my crush says she likes me back:

[minor spoke]

I legitimately dont know how i found these but those gifs are some gems lol

[sacred shale]

What is tata steel chess?

[brittle cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-22-cat-22-gif-1269004317513322794

[silent quest]

Its jus normal chess

[fickle rampart]

They play chess on steel boards

[brittle cosmos]

wtf double ass gif

[minor spoke]

Ew

[fickle rampart]

I’ll show you a proper gif

[brittle cosmos]

yes please

[sacred shale]

What is importance of 960

[fickle rampart]

There are 960 possible starting positions in chess960

[minor spoke]

Wait thats so fire

[silent quest]

Who are you?
Im duo I'm an assassin

[fickle rampart]

Ikr

[sacred shale]

What is your rating

I am new

[minor spoke]

Over 9000

[fickle rampart]

🥷

[silent quest]

!connect

[sacred shale]

Lie

[minor spoke]

[fickle rampart]

Dw we are Duolingo, we touch gems not gold 😈

[sacred shale]

How do you know that

My rating?

[minor spoke]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @sacred shale, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[fickle rampart]

I take my paychecks in Duolingo gems

[brittle cosmos]

any music recommendations⁉️⁉️⁉️

[silent quest]

After getting muted for a while my skillls got rusty , appreciate dat G

[minor spoke]

This u?

[silent quest]

Babymetal

[sacred shale]

No

That's not me

[minor spoke]

Haha ive experience 😁

[sacred shale]

My chess.com username is Atharv8849

[silent quest]

Use /connect

[sacred shale]

Why

[silent quest]

To get a chance to meet magnus carlsen

[humble dune]

wow

[sacred shale]

If I found anything good in doing that then and only then I connect

[minor spoke]

Wait holy crap ur from ayodhya, u saw the good stuff? 😁

[wet sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/pigs-cute-playing-mud-push-gif-15198373

[humble dune]

u can participate in diamond membership

why u hate me

[minor spoke]

Eggs are disgusting

[silent quest]

What good stuff

[humble dune]

yes I left this server

[sacred shale]

What diamond membership

[brittle cosmos]

thanks

[silent quest]

I see you a vegan

[brittle cosmos]

ty

[minor spoke]

Google ayodhya

[ocean tangle]

Yo which bot was harder Mittens, the Magni, or StarPlumber

[humble dune]

a membership which gives u diamonds

[sacred shale]

Yes

[silent quest]

None

[fickle rampart]

Prolly mittens when it first dropped

[sacred shale]

My rating currently fall to 1899 but my rating in November was 2000+

[ocean tangle]

Ok which bot is harder then them

[minor spoke]

Nah they good in pastries and stuff, scrambled, hard boiled and all that stuff sucks

[humble dune]

because every non gay people connects, if you dont connect, you are gay

[humble dune]

200 is kinda bad ngl

[silent quest]

The weathers 12°s kinda cool , i hope the ppl are coping well

[sacred shale]

Where is 200 dude?

[humble dune]

you edited it lier

[sacred shale]

I had written 2000 there, see again

[sacred shale]

I did not edit

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/ostrich-kick-ouch-gif-15243819

I alr checked the acc, bros one of those india chess beasts prodigy in the making

[sacred shale]

Why will I lye here?

[minor spoke]

Yo atharv how old r u

[sacred shale]

18 currently

I mean I become 18 this year in march

[minor spoke]

Oh

[sacred shale]

I never have a chess coach and I just learnt it by chess.com puzzles and lichess puzzles

[warm spindle]

Twisting my words doesn't hel<--

[minor spoke]

Ah legends never die

[grim edge]

cc not working

[warm spindle]

Hehehe

[grim edge]

yess

[sacred shale]

Anyone from India here?

[minor spoke]

Ur mom

Ilyt, but for what reason 💀

[plain arrow]

I like how that's an actually legitimate answer

[sacred shale]

I think you need to understand that these word might hurt someone's feeling

[minor spoke]

I think theres a lot of reasons to love someone

[minor spoke]

Nah thats besides the point, is ur mom from india or not

Lmaooo

[sacred shale]

I asked how many people from India are chatting here at that time

[minor spoke]

Wait my mom is in this server, why cant moms be in chess.com server

[sacred shale]

Tomorrow is my exam

You need to motivate me

[grim edge]

Im from Brazil i dont sleep blud

i think i should make frozen berries smoothie

[minor spoke]

Bruh i got modded

[minor spoke]

Gimme

[sacred shale]

Did you know about IIT JEE? At 30 Jan there is my JEE mains exam

[minor spoke]

Tomorrow is not Jan 30 💀

[grim edge]

Jave 2EE?

Java EE?

[minor spoke]

What no its an indian exam for college

[sacred shale]

You need to crack JEE main before applying for JEE advanced

[grim edge]

oh alright gl

[minor spoke]

Which is equivalent to MIT

Pretty much

[sacred shale]

One of the toughest exam for under 18

[maiden mesa]

horrible miss for not seeing that easy mate in 17, sorry stockfish

[toxic valley]

Is magnus carlsen really famous for sleeping while doing chess match

[minor spoke]

Ur actually trash smh i couldve gotten it

[minor spoke]

I play chess in my dreams

[warm spindle]

It jee math tries so hard to look tough

Its like a kitten in biker clothing

[minor spoke]

Ok chokebar

[warm spindle]

I'm serious

[maiden mesa]

lmao yeah, i know accuracy means nothing but im a little mad cause i played a perfect opening and a near perfect middlegame but it gave me like 79 accuracy cause i missed like 4 or 5 mate in 17s while doing the rook and king mate

[warm spindle]

Its just convoluted problems but the solutions are simple methodica

Lly

[minor spoke]

Well for example some require proof by induction, keep in mind its like for high schoolers

[warm spindle]

I learned that in middle school

[minor spoke]

Well ur an extreme case cuz u are prolly terence taos brother

[warm spindle]

Not even close

[minor spoke]

Or sister 💀

[maiden mesa]

thats like 9th grade math wth

[minor spoke]

IDK UR GODDAMN GENDER

[warm spindle]

I'm Jewish

[grim edge]

I'm jewel

[warm spindle]

I'll play a match of clash sure

[minor spoke]

Ok bro

These dont look fun

Wait guys i got ghosted by dahlia

[brisk karma]

I was gonna make a joke that would have gotten me banned so i wont

[minor spoke]

Thats a reason to say it

[brisk karma]

Thats true

But, i like being timed out here

Its like a sort of pleasure

As i am a hedonist myself, id rather stay and be timed out

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/yummy-funny-fries-poop-gif-13826567

[maiden mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-cat-meme-meme-meme-cat-gif-14470917232397934693

[brisk karma]

Stop im asian. I might want to eat the kitten

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/hdjs-shocked-dog-icream-eaten-gif-12372087

[maiden mesa]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/744975431211548702/1165789152839737385/speed.gif?ex=654820c1&is=6535abc1&hm=c1ed09b64cf63b27f4d2fce8669dd1fa5c485b93aeac762fd1b60a213583c11c&

[brisk karma]

Damn, they look delicious

[dusk adder]

i hate when i missclick my queen

[grim edge]

I'm 5'9 is it over

[minor spoke]

THEY LMAOOOOOOO

[brisk karma]

Average king

[dusk adder]

i'm from portugal, if its brazillian i wanna steal

[minor spoke]

Growth hormone

[grim edge]

5'9 is below average

[brisk karma]

Just the size for judicidal torture

[minor spoke]

Ur mom is below average

[warm spindle]

Weierstras

[grim edge]

???

[grim edge]

She's 5'5

[warm spindle]

What i be talking about yesterday comes in handy :P

[grim edge]

I'm in the Netherlands

[dusk adder]

ok 200 is average

[warm spindle]

Result: 3 crown

[knotty salmon]

Hi guys

[brisk karma]

Result: No life

[dusk adder]

why the king cant move 2 squares asfgiwuseief

[minor spoke]

Theres no way u think a high schooler would know what Weierstrass function is

[warm spindle]

Ok Albert

[minor spoke]

And how to use it

[minor spoke]

What

[warm spindle]

I did in highschool...

[brisk karma]

Because the king is fat and doesnt work out

[minor spoke]

STOP USING URSELF AS THE STANDARD

[grim edge]

Us short guys gotta stick together

[dusk adder]

so why he starts a ducking war

[warm spindle]

I looked at it wrong it doesn't apply here

[grim edge]

Again, I'm 6’4

[warm spindle]

It could but not the way I was talking about

[brisk karma]

Cause he wants to defeat the other fat king

[brittle cosmos]

100% real

[grim edge]

Thanks g

[minor spoke]

This is why everyone needs to look up to dahlia

[dusk adder]

why queens are op

[minor spoke]

See what i did there 😁

[dusk adder]

idk feets

[warm spindle]

I love feets

[brisk karma]

Because they can manage to carry the fat king so their muscles big

[dusk adder]

yooo

[dusk adder]

why a knight just jump over pieces

[dusk adder]

mine's freedom

[grim edge]

Yes keep it that way. I'm 6’4 anyway

[minor spoke]

Lmao

[warm spindle]

With or without the voice changer

[brisk karma]

Because the knight carries the fat king on its back so its strong enough to jump over people

[grim edge]

Us short guys gotta stick together

[grim edge]

Without voice changer

[dusk adder]

why a rook is an living piece

[minor spoke]

My guy are u okay

[warm spindle]

Yessir

[grim edge]

Ur a femboy

[plain arrow]

How can the king attack behind his back? Does he have eyes on the back of his head?

[minor spoke]

Stick vertically and become tall guy

[grim edge]

💀

[warm spindle]

Yesss

[dusk adder]

"ladies and gentleman, i give yall feemeboy"

[brisk karma]

He have strong body odour so people who sneak up on him die from it

[grim edge]

Anyway, they say I sound like a robot or AI and don't show emotions in VCs. Like I am goofy when I play but what do they want? Like me giggle or laugh like a hyena in VCs lmao

[warm spindle]

Holy ESL

[dusk adder]

why can en passant

[grim edge]

And how tall ru

[plain arrow]

This answer made my day lmao

[brisk karma]

People say i laugh like a dolphin

[warm spindle]

With or without shoes

[fickle rampart]

I’m 2 feet tall

[minor spoke]

With or without the head

[grim edge]

Without

[grim edge]

Someone I know said I laugh like a seagull.

[dusk adder]

playing on a real board is just another thing

[minor spoke]

Chokebars head adds 2 feet because of the gigabrain

[normal hinge]

Why didn't servers reset?

[warm spindle]

We all know you're 2 meters tall you silly owl

[plain arrow]

I think people are probably expecting you to calculate your moves out loud or something

[warm spindle]

6'3

[stable mirage]

ok 600

[plain arrow]

Probably just an excuse to hear your voice

[dusk adder]

i'm 2'1

[stable mirage]

the voice changer

[stable mirage]

mom

[plain arrow]

Everyone knows that lol

[dusk adder]

oh no that blunder that keeps haunting me

[warm spindle]

Tomorrow is legs

[minor spoke]

Why do u have to do this to urself

[stable mirage]

UwU

[warm spindle]

Yea

Ghh

[grim edge]

I sing and say random stuff whenever I play in VCs because I get anxious.. Still they say I'm a robot

[dusk adder]

https://tenor.com/view/josh-hutcherson-josh-hutcherson-whistle-edit-whistle-2014-meme-gif-1242113167680346055

[minor spoke]

Ive never done leg day

[grim edge]

Rethink being a femboy

[gloomy vector]

They typically have 3 minutes of delay

[fickle rampart]

That’s the mascot version of Duolingo not the actual one tho

[stable mirage]

femboy :dro

[dusk adder]

my grandma's dead body too

[fickle rampart]

Nice

[maiden mesa]

you dont need to be a femboy, be a femman

[normal hinge]

I got saved

[grim edge]

I bet you look like Johnny Bravo now

[plain arrow]

Wait, you don't do that out of boredom?

[maiden mesa]

aborted out of a mid position as well

[gloomy vector]

Me too I was down 21 pts of material in M2 position💀💀💀

[plain arrow]

Who on earth sings when they're anxious?

[grim edge]

When I'm anxious I say random stuff

[plain arrow]

I'd just remain quiet

[warm spindle]

[warm spindle]

[minor spoke]

We twins

[warm spindle]

🐝 a

[grim edge]

And I sing whatever comes out in my mouth.. Like I would ask a question but I will sing it

[minor spoke]

U mean feynman 💀

[warm spindle]

Gym is for short people only

[minor spoke]

That's what chokebar is

[dusk adder]

"he sacrifices HIS LEGGGGGSS"

[warm spindle]

Richard Feynman

I love his technique

[minor spoke]

Exactly

[warm spindle]

The other day I also learned that he's a father of nanotechnology

[dusk adder]

idk what feets stand for i just know it is american

[minor spoke]

Bro im sorry but how long did that take u to type

[gray meadow]

Anyone 1900-2000 rapid ???

[minor spoke]

😭

[minor spoke]

My stepfather

[dusk adder]

anybody stock fish rapid?

[plain arrow]

Feets are now considered a lewd organ now. What a world we live in

[dusk adder]

loll

[plain arrow]

Ayo what? Stockfish?

[gray meadow]

Lol I'm not 🤡

[maiden mesa]

when does the restart end?

[plain arrow]

You can just play against it yourself

[dusk adder]

pls don't ban all my family

it was a joke

[minor spoke]

U just asked when the start ends

[warm spindle]

I'm 2900-3000

[plain arrow]

Isn't that what aquariums are for?

[dusk adder]

nah, i stocked a fish in my room

3000-4000?

[gray meadow]

You are a GM ???

[plain arrow]

Ask @rich crystal

[maiden mesa]

no, you're trying to be pedantic and witty but restart does not equal a start

[warm spindle]

1700 Fide

[plain arrow]

*2700

[rich crystal]

🙂

[dusk adder]

sgm would be good if it really did exist

[maiden mesa]

a process can be considered a restart, and a restart can take time, so even if they were the same that's not a particularly helpful point

[warm spindle]

Thank you for correcting MY rating

[minor spoke]

It will become start once i remove the re

That just hasnt happened yet

[dusk adder]

actually if he picks any of these he dies

[plain arrow]

You said you're 3k rated, so 2.7k fide is reasonable

[minor spoke]

Chokebardaybeez is the supreme lord

[gray meadow]

Mine is 2100-2200

[dusk adder]

joyous is fakely hikaru

[minor spoke]

Can we start a cult

[warm spindle]

Yeah but fork

[warm spindle]

No

[warm spindle]

Mikelwave

[heady mango]

bruh i was up a queen a game

[minor spoke]

Ok its 1-1

[heady mango]

and the server restarted so i didnt gain elo

[dusk adder]

like he has to put one more queen because you can't fork 8 pieces at once

[heady mango]

the game got aborted

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/smg4-smg4skill-issue-skill-issue-smg4mario-smg4skill-gif-26104493

[proven drift]

YES

[minor spoke]

2-1

[pallid warren]

Anyone down for a quick game?

[dusk adder]

do my grandma be called gm

[proven drift]

I have 2 personality disorder so it's actually 3-1

[dusk adder]

wtf 2-1 WHAT THAT MEANSS

[proven drift]

Those are 2 diff things

[plain arrow]

I'm down

[pallid warren]

Send the link

[minor spoke]

2-1=1 r u stoopid

[dusk adder]

oh

[warm spindle]

I have a tall schizophrenic genius gf

[proven drift]

I couldn't remember the name

[dusk adder]

in my country almost everybody did a dark joke

[proven drift]

Ya

[dusk adder]

brazillian

oh i tiped wrong

[plain arrow]

https://play.chess.com/X4L4Q

[minor spoke]

-cide alert

[dusk adder]

DAMN IT

[dusk adder]

can you send the link to how to breathe

i need

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/breathe-gif-4839112

[dusk adder]

thx

[warm spindle]

There should be one which is stuck on exhale

[dusk adder]

how to unbreathe

[warm spindle]

Aka it simulates the circle of curvature of a curve as the curve gets more and more curvy

[dusk adder]

internet nowdays think its gay

[minor spoke]

Chokebar can u be human pls

[dusk adder]

[jolly sage]

Hi

I love chess a lot, and I know I just third partied into the chat, I just love chess.

[dusk adder]

i'm unable to do a joke about this

[cedar osprey]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @jolly sage, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[dusk adder]

"its 3 am :scarydooooogface: :gohst:" was youtube clickbate before

[normal hatch]

(Gone sexual) type shit

[grim edge]

what

[minor spoke]

Reddit moment

[warm spindle]

This probably what you be listening to @cedar osprey https://open.spotify.com/track/4G1FKyLsB8xcTdVEXgwcix?si=Y-y69xbBSIiwKmOJx5XxzA&utm_source=copy-link

[dusk adder]

NEW SKIBIDI TOILET GARTEN OF BANBAN AND RAINBOW FRIENDS CHAPTER nowdays clickbate

[plain arrow]

@grim edge gg

[minor spoke]

OMG I HAVENT LISTENED TO THIS IN SO LONG

Thanks for the nostalgia

[plain arrow]

I was right about the rook move

[dusk adder]

why i'm wrighting "clickbaite"

[warm spindle]

Don't mention it

[plain arrow]

Moving the rook to the 7th file was a blunder because you can just take the bishop and be up material

[dusk adder]

cilickbiatE^`E!!11!!1111

[plain arrow]

But that knight sac was indeed a brilliant

[grim edge]

Ho

Wassup

[dusk adder]

worstfish: fdgdf

[plain arrow]

If queen or rook takes my rook then Qg8# either way

[grim edge]

Im stockfish

Yeah

[plain arrow]

If king takes then I just take the queen

[cursive pawn]

Hi scotfosh

[grim edge]

Question: how to bring earthquakes

[minor spoke]

This very easy only

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0I329vpTJRdSRjEcWaQsSL?si=e6cb4261aa3b41c8

[cursive pawn]

Be japanese

[grim edge]

Enable slowmode

you say good morning when it's midnight

[plain arrow]

If knight gets taken then Qf7#

[minor spoke]

Gm

[grim edge]

Good morning

[plain arrow]

Guid mornin

[grim edge]

You say good morning when it's midnight
Going out of my head, alone in this bed
I wake up to your sunset, and it's driving me mad
I miss you so bad, and my heart, heart, heart is so jet-lagged

[cursive pawn]

Quid

[minor spoke]

Yall inefficient

[warm spindle]

Thanks spotify

[wet sleet]

tf

[grim edge]

Ok

[warm spindle]

Hopefully thats a guy

[plain arrow]

Yo, Imperial Circus Dead Decadence is fire

[grim edge]

it's the song im listening to

[minor spoke]

I always had that dream like my daddy before me
So I started writing songs, I started writing stories
Something about the glory just always seemed to bore me
'Cause only those I really love will ever really know me

[grim edge]

Oh

[warm spindle]

You're correct

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/hyperventilate-cant-breathe-hyperventilation-sheldon-cooper-gif-3510677630357883825

Nononono

[restive storm]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1172706695647076447/bat.gif

[grim edge]

it's like Im in NY and youre in Cologne, Germany

[minor spoke]

Can i have smoothie

[cursive pawn]

Joyous how do i join med school

[grim edge]

i already made one and drank it

[wet sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/little-big-planet-what-da-hell-little-big-planet-what-ayo-what-gif-13768843195184919620

[minor spoke]

But i asked for some

[warm spindle]

The guy controlling that roblox character is on either extreme side of the BMI scale

[grim edge]

i say no sharing

[minor spoke]

Hmph

[warm spindle]

Graduate with flying colours and get experience me thinks

[grim edge]

okay gn everyone and gm to everyone in cologne

[minor spoke]

WHY U REACT WITH RAINBOW PAWN

@grim edge get a life

[cursive pawn]

No puzzle battle

Im sleepy

[visual garnet]

Okay

[cursive pawn]

Thank

[stable mirage]

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1fDFHXcykq4iw8Gg7s5hG9?si=baa1f1f2e51b480d

[visual garnet]

[gusty spruce]

hi

[cursive pawn]

Later plz

[cursive pawn]

Tmr play with dahlia now

[visual garnet]

Okay

[minor spoke]

OK I GTG AS WELL

[grim edge]

sus link

[minor spoke]

BYE CHAT I WILL MISS U

[wary summit]

just wondering, how possible is it for someone to hit 1900 or 2000 on chess.com after learning chess about a year ago?

[warm spindle]

https://open.spotify.com/track/45S1AYnCco4cXjFpoctV7u?si=hyLFD7UEQzGSp69GRk2-tg&utm_source=copy-link

[gusty spruce]

bru

[grim edge]

i cant get over that song fr

[cursive pawn]

Spam emojis bannable

[visual garnet]

Who is Dahlia

[warm spindle]

Goodbye my friend

[grim edge]

it's about him and me

[minor spoke]

back one day by fatrat

[grim edge]

It's a flower

[restive storm]

zax/10 possibility

[warm spindle]

See you on the other side

[cursive pawn]

@grim edge

[gusty spruce]

so now im happy bc i said bru?

[pure magnet]

Anyone

Wants to play

[gusty spruce]

😭

[visual garnet]

Nah I am saving my puzzle battle

[grim edge]

babe dont always pull me into ur songs too please

[cursive pawn]

But u dont get extra one if u wait

[grim edge]

i was bout to send a voice note singing that song but i realized i stopped boosting the server

[minor spoke]

Although it's over now
Don't let it get you down
We'll be back around
For now, we can feel some sorrow
A new day, it starts tomorrow
We'll wake up, new dreams to follow
A new goal and brand-new motto
One last time, let's live for something
I can feel my blood, it's rushing
This ain't goodbye, we'll be back someday

[visual garnet]

I'll just play with a random dude

[pure magnet]

Is anyone want to play

[wary summit]

does that mean really low or something?

[restive storm]

I think it's pretty rare

[grim edge]

the server is blessed

[visual garnet]

Bye

[wary summit]

that means im pretty rare

[cursive pawn]

So do i get med school or phd in nutrition

Hmmm

[grim edge]

🏳️‍🌈

[fluid isle]

Lol

[warm spindle]

You let ME BUY YOU

A house in the hills

[minor spoke]

$9.99 my friends wants to sell

[restive storm]

did you get to 2000 in a year

[fluid isle]

U have not connected your account yet

[warm spindle]

Naj

Nah.

[cursive pawn]

I buy u house when i rich

[warm spindle]

Plz

[wary summit]

1930 highest

[grim edge]

thanks

[cedar osprey]

I know you're joking but please don't mention that thanks

[grim edge]

the guy who puts pride flag reaction has an ancesteroal histroy of eternal gayishness

[cursive pawn]

Beg harder

[restive storm]

pretty good

[minor spoke]

I will rob house when u rich

[warm spindle]

Nah

[minor spoke]

Tfym nah

[cursive pawn]

Ok sorry

[warm spindle]

Id win

[minor spoke]

Win what

[wary summit]

technically i still have enough time to hit the mark since i started playing february 8th 2023

[warm spindle]

Yeah

[pure magnet]

F you

[wary summit]

AYO

[grim edge]

gojo is ded brah stop being that guy

[warm spindle]

No thanks

[grim edge]

@warm spindle

[minor spoke]

LMAO

[restive storm]

good luck

[cursive pawn]

I give u house with one room 1x1 and no bathroom

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/nah-i'd-win-satoru-gojo-gojo-satoru-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-4702436161337449513

[wet sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-angry-gif-10073916071412886160

[wary summit]

thx

[cursive pawn]

Ur welcome

[warm spindle]

God I hated gojo

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/ouch-fail-stupid-gif-13876545

[warm spindle]

Now that he's dead I can stop watching jjk

[wet sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/pigs-cute-playing-mud-push-gif-15198373

[honest drift]

Nah he will return

[fluid isle]

Can you share your cc account?

[pure magnet]

क्या कोई खेलना चाहेगा chess

[honest drift]

It's over for the king of curses

[restive storm]

Gojo's death

[grim edge]

is this bast or deep or doofus?

[wet sleet]

what

[cursive pawn]

Anyone played valheim?

[minor spoke]

There r 3 👀

[surreal lantern]

who here wana play bullet games

[stable mirage]

ew bullet

[surreal lantern]

why

[cursive pawn]

10sec

[fluid isle]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[minor spoke]

U ACTUAL LURKER U HAVE A BOT PROGRAMMED TO TYPE THAT

[surreal lantern]

Bro

[stable mirage]

??

[pure magnet]

Why

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> lord4k11

This is the Chess.com profile of lord4k11. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1057 (1212 peak)
Blitz: 1158 (1248 peak)

[fluid isle]

Server rules

[visual garnet]

I am chokbar de bz'ed after I read this message

[pure magnet]

Play with me fake gm

[kind delta]

chat whats good chat

[minor spoke]

I swear u said that at least 20 times

[fluid isle]

Nope

[minor spoke]

Get it right its chokebardaybeez

[surreal lantern]

nobody answered my question

[grim edge]

watch ur tone mfker...he makes the chess.com app

[hallow dew]

.

[cursive pawn]

Chokebardeeznuts

[gusty spruce]

does anyone wanna play a game?

[grim edge]

@drifting abyss @granite bison

[glossy radish]

h

[pure magnet]

Really

[minor spoke]

4=20

[grim edge]

yeaaa

[glossy radish]

i took my maths test today

[surreal lantern]

[pure magnet]

Ok buddy

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/pikachu-break-dance-pokemon-gif-26311247

[cursive pawn]

Go away bee

[glossy radish]

oh my god i failed it

[minor spoke]

Uh oh

[glossy radish]

shut up i’m mentally unstable rn

[warm spindle]

Passed with flying cours

[grim edge]

who the teacher?

[minor spoke]

R u trying to tell me i spelled it wrong

[warm spindle]

7

[visual garnet]

Yes

[glossy radish]

yes shut up

[minor spoke]

Rn = always

[grim edge]

out of 100???!!!

[glossy radish]

yeah but rn sounds nicer

[warm spindle]

3

[surreal lantern]

ok guys anyways who wants to play bullet

[glossy radish]

i failed this question

[minor spoke]

Then u have to say it constantly so everyone is aware

[grim edge]

now way ur that dumb

[glossy radish]

that was my first announcement

[warm spindle]

Bro

[glossy radish]

not that exact question

[minor spoke]

I told u, v and triangle not compatible

[glossy radish]

i told you, i hate maths

[grim edge]

ezzzz...answer is 0

[surreal lantern]

meth

[glossy radish]

ur dumbass cant even do shit

[minor spoke]

U seem to like british

[warm spindle]

Hmmm

[glossy radish]

GOD i’m so tired

[grim edge]

says the one who failed

[minor spoke]

Sleep, best advice

[glossy radish]

no but the format was similar

[kind delta]

that was so cold bro

[glad canyon]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[warm spindle]

I understand

[glossy radish]

i ain’t fail yet shut it lil bro

[hallow dew]

Hmnn

[grim edge]

watch ur place kiddo....ur the one failing like a piece of shit here

[grim edge]

be enice

[glossy radish]

dawg ur dumbass from oceania we got another aussie noooo 😭

[honest drift]

Dahlia u 1200 yet?

[sand zephyr]

Yo

[minor spoke]

LOL this is funny

[grim edge]

nope but im goofier and have at least 3K messages here

[peak plank]

thats okay

[sand zephyr]

Yup

[minor spoke]

number of msgs = elo

[peak plank]

one question doesnt do much harm

[warm spindle]

Its not

[sand zephyr]

Sup

[cursive pawn]

Skill issue

[grim edge]

says the one who got parents from across the globe lololol

[minor spoke]

Oops

[sand zephyr]

Does someone play roblox?

[stable mirage]

# of

[grim edge]

ratio'ed

[minor spoke]

Yes thank u fixed

[warm spindle]

Ot is, however, ok.

😋

[peak plank]

I have 80k elo?

[grim edge]

im trying babe

[minor spoke]

Thats a lot of elo

[stable mirage]

600

[warm spindle]

No life.

[glossy radish]

yeah how’d you know?

[honest drift]

I probably have more atp, plz grind chess u noob

[peak plank]

eh. V has more.

[warm spindle]

V from cyberpunk?

[glossy radish]

yeah

[grim edge]

predictable plus u are not asian...ur a bsian lololol failure

[warm spindle]

Aight.

[cursive pawn]

Vbucks

[minor spoke]

[glossy radish]

LMFAOOO

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/failure-gif-23242816

[warm spindle]

I only trust you

[sand zephyr]

Anna cramling who lost to Magnus, made video on the method of defeating Magnus😂

[glossy radish]

i have a’s kid. unlike u

[cursive pawn]

I only trust u

[glossy radish]

ooh coco i just got my principals honour award today.

[grim edge]

in what ...having multiple parents?

[warm spindle]

🖤 🖤 🖤 🖤 💜 🖤 🖤 🖤 🖤

[noble widget]

I thought u only trusted me

[sand zephyr]

I am -100 rated player

[minor spoke]

And....?

[glossy radish]

yeah

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-stinky-cat-gif-4390760333164896679

[stable mirage]

ok 600

[grim edge]

dont hustle the hustler old fool

[glossy radish]

what do i do with all of them

[sand zephyr]

Nope

[glossy radish]

i got more parents than you

[grim edge]

oh grind chess. i thought you said grindr checks. i downloaded grindr app last time mb g mb

[sick sequoia]

Ayo

[grim edge]

ahahhahaa

[minor spoke]

Cherish them 20 years later and think about how useless it is

[glossy radish]

meaning you have zero

[glossy radish]

they’re worthless to me now

[grim edge]

no wonder why u fail in math...

[sand zephyr]

What's your favorite chess piece?

[honest drift]

What even is grindr

[minor spoke]

Dang u already like 20+ then

[honest drift]

Just play chess smh

[stable mirage]

google it

[minor spoke]

Old

[grim edge]

anyway, how about we play two unrated rapid next time then i start grinding

[minor spoke]

NO STOP

[glossy radish]

searching jt

[sand zephyr]

Mine is knight

[minor spoke]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[honest drift]

Is that a texting apo

[warm spindle]

The n you start what?

[grim edge]

pretending he doesnt know. okay helper

[stable mirage]

close enough

[honest drift]

I don't know lol

[glossy radish]

you don’t know how to maths. how unfortunate

[rain trout]

Hi

[grim edge]

grinding chess

[minor spoke]

Wait highkey dont search that up

[warm spindle]

I have 500k subs

[honest drift]

💀💀

[rain trout]

@stable mirage wassup

[warm spindle]

Not saying where

[stable mirage]

the sky

[rain trout]

Sirius (bad)

[grim edge]

ask one of ur parents to teach

[glossy radish]

uh

[sand zephyr]

MY CHESS ID IS SIGMA6559

[minor spoke]

Stoopid

[grim edge]

ask Anis. he knows

[glossy radish]

yeah you’re so right

[honest drift]

OK I did search it up lol

[rain trout]

@sand zephyr silence just joined

[sand zephyr]

[honest drift]

Lmao such a trash app

[stable mirage]

Anis84

[grim edge]

hahaha

[glossy radish]

guys i learned to just give up on worthless arguments

[glossy radish]

shush

[rain trout]

@grim edge how's your Russian husband

[rain trout]

Rich Russian husband *

[warm spindle]

Worth

[grim edge]

still alive but barely breathing

[weary umbra]

Hi chat

[grim edge]

u just accepted the fact that u dont suck.....you just swallow lol

[rain trout]

Finish him

[weary umbra]

@grim edge u have been chatting for the past 12 hrs

[rain trout]

Nah that's really cute

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/285hMzLhJwHVLe9QT9qilk?si=eef10c535df84a4a

[sand zephyr]

You live in no continent!?

[grim edge]

guys i have officially roasted a guy into the void

[rain trout]

@sand zephyr

[sand zephyr]

No

[glossy radish]

yeah ur right

[glossy radish]

the wheels on the cat go meow meow meow

[rain trout]

Connect your account to be cool and get pictures perms

[humble dune]

best way to reach 3000 elo is to send a rated challenge to a 2900+ elo and hope that their internet goes off, booom 3000 elo

[grim edge]

shut up bozo

[stable mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-no-image-perms-image-perms-image-perm-flex-gif-25321823

[sand zephyr]

I don't need

[glossy radish]

ur right okay

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-cat-cat-cats-chat-chats-gif-17555466

[grim edge]

actually on and off.. i wake up around 6 or 7am EST then prepare for business and book and busy until 3pm for lunch then free after 6pm then sleep at 10pm or 11pm but i have trouble sleeping Cause when a heart breaks, no, it don't break even, even, no