💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

Thats cool

[hazy portal]

Idk what u talking abt

https://tenor.com/view/wtff-cat-confused-orange-gif-25858653

[round flicker]

you looking twice as big as me now 🤣 😭

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-huh-m4rtin-huh-huh-meme-what-cat-gif-27377993

Huh

[hazy portal]

So ur an inch smaller

[static ridge]

simply beautiful mate.

[grim edge]

My discords does weird what now?

[stable mirage]

black playing d6 h6

[round flicker]

no TWICE as small

[hazy portal]

Literally or if u were next to me it would look twice smaller

Cuz if literally im sorry 😭💀

[round flicker]

if you really were 1 win away from 2700 you wouldn't really care

[round flicker]

😭

[grim edge]

Im the oldest in the class but one of the smallest there

[round flicker]

I was just joking

or was I?

https://tenor.com/view/gus-gif-23309277

[hazy portal]

Im youngest in class and smaller than 5th grader (im in college)

[hazy portal]

Its ok 4 inches is enough

[round flicker]

how do you know???👀

[hazy portal]

I did a survey

[grim edge]

Ok i go to sleep its 00.35 and i have a test

[warm spindle]

I haven't cared since 2400 buddy

[round flicker]

4 inches is generous. its ok tho my height speaks for it self

[wind vector]

what is bro talking about

this like Tetris elo or smth

[stable mirage]

bro im so bad at tetris

[hazy portal]

Tru it dont matter if u cant pull no one

[round flicker]

🤣

[round flicker]

why does it say <500 on your profile?

[warm spindle]

They just trying to keep u alive

[warm spindle]

Because it does

[wind vector]

@warm spindle you 2700 or smth in tetris

[warm spindle]

Ok

[round flicker]

2700 4 player chess

[hazy portal]

I dont want to

[warm spindle]

7

[wind vector]

ah
very pro

[hazy portal]

Im more

[warm spindle]

4

[hazy portal]

Thats my height

[warm spindle]

5

[round flicker]

only game is against Magnus and he disconnected. Automatic 2700

[warm spindle]

I think u replaced the t with a g

[warm spindle]

You're short too?

[hazy portal]

For a guy yes
For a women also yes
For a 5th grader imaverage

[round flicker]

its ok I have many vertically challenged friends

[warm spindle]

We'll make it buddy

[round flicker]

height in girls actually mean nothing unless you're 6 feet+

[hazy portal]

Nah cuz ur ahh is prolly 6 feet which is considered short for some of u mfs

[warm spindle]

I'm

6'3 but

[hazy portal]

7

[warm spindle]

But anything under 6'5 is short

Because even girls are 6'4 these days

[hazy portal]

https://tenor.com/view/ed-edd-and-eddy-were-the-same-height-short-shortness-in-denial-gif-9557968434302411241

[round flicker]

im 6'5 so im the only average person here

[verbal thunder]

yall tripping

[hazy portal]

Im 5’5 🥰😍

[warm spindle]

Lucky

No.

[round flicker]

girls be 4'11 and 6'4 with heels fr

[verbal thunder]

yall talking bout college+ or <college

[hazy portal]

Its ok u can lift me up with one hand

[warm spindle]

Id rather have been 5'5

[verbal thunder]

because most parents now and days arent sleeping with one person

[hazy portal]

Youd rather be a petite woman

[round flicker]

🧢

[warm spindle]

No

[warm spindle]

Then you're not 6'5

[hazy portal]

Guys no height shaming pls

[warm spindle]

Id rather be a petite man do i could fall victim to @grim edge like Korus and Bast

[hazy portal]

Everyone is enough 🥰

No matter ur height

[warm spindle]

Height means everything

[winter helm]

DUDE I GOT IT IM SO HAPPY

[round flicker]

if you're a girl and 6'3 I dont know what to tell you. I think we are just meant to be

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> frikandel7

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[warm spindle]

Ok

[verbal thunder]

did you know, tall people have a higher chance of getting cancer?

[stable mirage]

ya i saw

[lime lava]

never trust a girl above 5´8

[warm spindle]

Nah

[winter helm]

[hazy portal]

Being too short makes u burn less calories

[warm spindle]

Because they live like bugs

Uselesd

[round flicker]

why cause its prolly dude or what? 🤣

[hazy portal]

Dont bugs live like 14 days

[hazy portal]

Cuz he is 5’9

[warm spindle]

I'm talking about essence of like

[verbal thunder]

:roaches

[warm spindle]

Life

[hazy portal]

In most sports it matters tho

[round flicker]

dont go to thailand

[warm spindle]

Yes

[verbal thunder]

that actually depends on the person

[warm spindle]

Star running back on my Old football team was like 5'7

[hazy portal]

Usain bolt is 6’5

[round flicker]

Im faster

[verbal thunder]

how long were his legs

and did he work out?

[round flicker]

how did you know my name?

[warm spindle]

Why on earth would I know that

[verbal thunder]

several factors go into speed

[warm spindle]

Everyone did

It was varsity

[verbal thunder]

all because your short doesnt mean you instantly have the ability run fast

[warm spindle]

Karmoni.

[round flicker]

short people walk fast tho for some reason

[hazy portal]

Michael philips is like 6’4 all rugby/football players are tall football players are also tall(not too tall) except some they tall for like defense

[warm spindle]

@mario

[verbal thunder]

so that just destroyed this entire argument..

[versed remnant]

🧏‍♂️🤫

[verbal thunder]

bro

luigi>mario

[cursive pawn]

Leg to torso ratio goes crazy tho its important

[warm spindle]

They're both garbage

[cursive pawn]

For lifting

[verbal thunder]

least Luigi is in a STABLE RELATIONSHIP

[cursive pawn]

Idk abt running

[warm spindle]

I dont go around measuring people

[round flicker]

Bowser the real G

[cursive pawn]

My eyes are better than measuring tape

[round flicker]

Peach keeps coming back

[verbal thunder]

🤯

[warm spindle]

We can put that to the test. Come over.

[grim edge]

Who is Peach boyfriend?

[warm spindle]

Me

[round flicker]

shes for the streets

[cursive pawn]

Come over?🤭

[umbral wind]

I love you

[verbal thunder]

she got a downbad Mexican/Chinese man always trying to "save her" while she doing the nasty with a damn turtle

[warm spindle]

I got class in 6 mins

[grim edge]

what

[cursive pawn]

Dude everytime i remember we in the same city i get nauseous

[warm spindle]

I will call out sick

[grim edge]

youre excited to meet your bbg

[warm spindle]

Don't worry, I don't want to see your pretty little face.

[cursive pawn]

Im like very awkward and scared dont get close to me

[grim edge]

omg youre in loveeeeeee

[verbal thunder]

thats what i said at first too

[cursive pawn]

I get the same feeling when i have a test

[round flicker]

too many people on the internet period

[cursive pawn]

Maybe there is a connection😻

[warm spindle]

I feel absolutely nothing when I have a test

[verbal thunder]

says the person on the internet

[warm spindle]

I've been preparing for literally YEARS

[cursive pawn]

Cuz ur iq is like 170

[grim edge]

i feel the same way when i feel rated rapid games... i wanna throw up fr.....

[warm spindle]

It might be 12

[verbal thunder]

iq doesnt really matter

[round flicker]

yes

[warm spindle]

Ok karmoni

[grim edge]

agree

[cursive pawn]

I used to actually throw up but then my brain stopped functioning and now i dont care abt exams

[random verge]

Do u guys know Omar DurranI?

[round flicker]

iq is not accurate

[verbal thunder]

it doesnt

[warm spindle]

Yeag he owes me 700 dollars

[random verge]

Wait what?

[grim edge]

W..

[cursive pawn]

My iq is a shoe size i just had to study 3x hard than my friends

[random verge]

Dam bro he's my teacher

[grim edge]

you owe me my bills this month hmmp

[verbal thunder]

i need study habits

[warm spindle]

It matters, just not in the way people think.

[round flicker]

are you struggling with doornobs?

[cursive pawn]

idk its like my brain shifted the caring to care less abt school and care more abt other stuff that dont matter

[warm spindle]

Goodness meeee

[verbal thunder]

i have an iq of over 145 yet im a dumbass

[warm spindle]

I don't believe you

[verbal thunder]

ill take a test right now

[round flicker]

one free online test dont be accurate

[verbal thunder]

matter a fact

[grim edge]

natural reaction...it's our defense mechanism...

[cursive pawn]

I just used to sit there and memorize stuff for 12hours and then forget everything 3mins later then do again

[warm spindle]

Online?

Online test bro.

[verbal thunder]

sure

[random verge]

What ur intelligence in chess.com

[grim edge]

you will be fine.. exams are stressful

[maiden mesa]

doubt

[random verge]

mines 800

[warm spindle]

Serial coper

[verbal thunder]

i took one at a therapist counseling center

[keen parrot]

my iq is 50, so high

[verbal thunder]

i said it didnt matter

just proving a point 🤷

[cursive pawn]

Yea i think its been too stressful that my brain is trying to avoid anything stressful but thats kinda bad

[maiden mesa]

my schools chess club leader got chewed out by the cops who heard him yell a, uh, offensive term for gay people very loudly today

idk why the cops were there lmao, bad timing i guess

[warm spindle]

You never grew up if you still think yesterday was about ego or iq.

[cursive pawn]

Nah ur ahh said u studied for act exam first 2 hours ur like 170iq

[warm spindle]

Your head is full of Styrofoam.

[verbal thunder]

man as a kid never really studied because..call me crazy but, i actually paid attention in class

[cursive pawn]

Unless u been preparing for it in school before idk

[warm spindle]

Its for kids

[grim edge]

idk but i always dodge or avoid negative feelings or people or situations...they consume my energy

[verbal marsh]

are vendettas allowed in the server?

[warm spindle]

Explain.

[verbal thunder]

but now growing up thats turning into a habit

[cursive pawn]

I used to skip class

[round flicker]

you should avoid this server then

[verbal thunder]

i wanna get some study plans before im off to college

[verbal thunder]

u gotta focus

[cursive pawn]

I do same but i still get nervous and nauseous for things i enjoy like going to the movies with my friends

[grim edge]

not too toxic. i find this server goofy fr. i miss liya shes goofy. anyway, maybe i will leave

[verbal thunder]

iq isnt really a factor into intelligence

[maiden mesa]

iirc iq was invented for children to determine who should serve on the frontlines of WW1 lmao

[round flicker]

thats just anxiety

[verbal thunder]

its only a common sense test

[cursive pawn]

I just have low iq man i can’t remember stuff in school

[verbal thunder]

asking me "what pattern is a solution to this problem"

[cursive pawn]

Yes i def need to get checked but im like to anxious

[verbal thunder]

with there being an obvious choice

[maiden mesa]

well all it measures is the ability to do well on the IQ test. that's arguably a form of intelligence but intelligence is just too broad to be put as a number. like, there's social intelligence, logical intelligence, mathematical intelligence, memorizational intelligence, etc

[verbal thunder]

its just stupid

[verbal thunder]

common sense

[grim edge]

well, if you dont feel good dont go out. it's okay to cancel plans. i dont like crowded places, too. and i only go out with my brothers sometimes brunch with my best friend.

[round flicker]

If your energy were not drained. you're gonna end up more stupid than before after reading this chat

[maiden mesa]

not so much common sense as the ability to solve the puzzles given to you

[cursive pawn]

Yea but my friends be studying for 2 hours and getting samw grade as me

[maiden mesa]

common sense doesn't really mean anything

[grim edge]

idk what you meant but okay thanks ig

[warm spindle]

1. I said iq matters, just not in the way people say it does
2. I said he's lying about his iq test because someone who took a real proctors iq test and got 145 would most likely not be saying they're a dumbass, lo and behold he said it was online
3. "Prove it" wasn't even part of anything today, you just brought it up and appended it as part of your argument because of your childish tendencies.
4. I never claimed to not have a big ego, I said that yesterday everything I was saying WASN'T from my ego, literally just that I said something and you immediately dismissed it as bs.

[verbal thunder]

so if i were to give you the arithmetic pattern 1,3,5.. find the 4th term would that be common sense or no?

[warm spindle]

You should learn to let things go

It goes a long way

[cursive pawn]

Well i fking flew over a different continent alone at 17 and i live alone at 17(soon) so i think i did make good progress with not being too anxious two years ago i would never have done the same

[round flicker]

If you dont do something about it now its gonna get worse. like getting anxiety for going to the kitchen etc

[maiden mesa]

no, that'd be basic logical reasoning. common sense is a term that means nothing

[verbal thunder]

i didnt say it was online buddy

[warm spindle]

You didn't even read the full thing before typing.

[warm spindle]

My bad g

[verbal thunder]

its alr

plus its nothing

i need to get back to 1600 rating

now thats something

[warm spindle]

You need to quit

[cursive pawn]

I actually flew over 3 continents

[round flicker]

me before reading chat 😎 me after reading chat😵‍💫

[grim edge]

i am proud of you. i like hearing these types of things. you will do great just think about yourself first.. at the end of the day we only have ourselves..

[maiden mesa]

common sense is defined by the culture it's created in. for example, common sense in an investors meeting will not be the same thing as common sense for a group of hunters

[cursive pawn]

Asia -> europe -> america (maybe africa)

[verbal thunder]

come back when you get people to become attracted to you

[grim edge]

lo okay im hungry now

[warm spindle]

I like men that use voice changer

[warm spindle]

I have gf

[cursive pawn]

Thank u ur way nicer than choke

[verbal thunder]

no proof no belief

[grim edge]

i like men that have masculine voice.

[warm spindle]

I'm insane

[maiden mesa]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1085363175299485751/1184763823987642429/caption-30-2-3-1.gif?ex=658d284b&is=657ab34b&hm=c9d862882664cea6d4a41711b1932144758212954c4680b990d19a39c287b863&

[warm spindle]

🐰 💬

[round flicker]

now I get it

[grim edge]

choky is nice, too. hes goofy and sarcastic

[cursive pawn]

I ate men

[verbal thunder]

i got nothing to type about now man

[cursive pawn]

Ik im just jk

Ngl if u get 34 in act without studying u have the right to brag

[warm spindle]

You're so childish.

[warm spindle]

Alr.

[verbal thunder]

dec 5

[keen parrot]

damn 😭

[grim edge]

huh?

[warm spindle]

You should use brilliant.org to take a course in Logic.

[keen parrot]

i always quit my osu for my girlfriend i have my priorities straight

[warm spindle]

[verbal thunder]

why have i never heard of this uso

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/osu-yaong-rohulk-osu-player-fieryrage-gif-15350884

[verbal thunder]

ion get it

[warm spindle]

Common sense is what people like you use for everything. And it has it's limits.

[verbal thunder]

why are they going to a daycare 🤨

[warm spindle]

You are showing it by how talented you are in mental gymnastics, no flow, just non sequitur.

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/fieryrage-peppy-osu-yaong-rohulk-gif-15452137

[warm spindle]

I'm done with you now. Monkey.

[verbal thunder]

im starting to question you now

[verbal thunder]

cope

[keen parrot]

hey im only 6 digit

[warm spindle]

😈

[keen parrot]

ayo

[round flicker]

[warm spindle]

[verbal thunder]

why not rap it?

[shy pike]

self report?

[keen parrot]

lol

if i was here yesterday when shit went down with jfaulcon it would have been fire

[warm spindle]

Nah only 36

[verbal thunder]

midterms was fun as hell

got another one tmr

[warm spindle]

Wow

[shy pike]

doesn't deny it

[warped vigil]

have a nice time!

[verbal thunder]

its nice seeing that my hard work paid off

[cursive pawn]

Skill issue

Get 36

[warm spindle]

I wasn't madre

[keen parrot]

i just think its funny thats all

[cursive pawn]

I heard act score is not important anymore

[keen parrot]

im not attracted to kids though, let me state that

[shy pike]

mhm

[warped vigil]

act or sat is very important

[cursive pawn]

Like my friend said he got 32 act and wasnt accepted in ucla

[shy pike]

mhm

[grim edge]

pov you just shat ur pants

[wind vector]

Isn't that bad

I thought 34+ was good

[keen parrot]

ig you dont believe me?

[verbal thunder]

chess.com with the technicality?

i see a .1 second there buddo

[grim edge]

indeed

[wind vector]

on this move he had .1 seconds, and he failed to move, so he timed out

[verbal thunder]

.1 seconds is ,.1 seconds

[keen parrot]

with the amount of slander ive been getting its not a surprise people start thinking that shit

[wind vector]

it takes minimum .1 sec for a move to be counted

you lose .1 sec each move you premove

[verbal thunder]

who said there wasnt a .12?

[wind vector]

blame the game not the player

[verbal thunder]

it doesnt show

[keen parrot]

he blocked you?

[warm spindle]

You need extracurricular

[keen parrot]

or did u block him

[warped vigil]

strange insult

[wind vector]

anything under .15 runs out of time

[warm spindle]

And 32 is like lower end scores for ucla

[grim edge]

No Im ignoring him. But I just want to be goofy

[verbal thunder]

who says it wasnt a .17?

[idle fern]

no boy you girl 😂

[wind vector]

if it was a 0.17 it would show up as .2

[keen parrot]

women istg ☕

[verbal thunder]

[verbal thunder]

what about .155?

[wind vector]

.2

[verbal thunder]

cap

[warm spindle]

Not that deep bro

[light cosmos]

Good morning

Everyone

[cursive pawn]

Im not sure but he said they care more about other stuff like ur cv or something like that

[warm spindle]

I skip meeting hehehe

[warm spindle]

It VARIES

[rain pike]

play me in chess

[cursive pawn]

No need to scream🥰

[warped vigil]

probably

[warm spindle]

PEOPLE HAVE STRENGTHS AND WEAKNESSES IN THEUR APPLICATIONS

[warped vigil]

alr let me finish beating this guy

[warm spindle]

APPLYING TO COLLEGE YOUTUBERS JUST MAKE SHIT UP FOR VIEWS

[rain pike]

I gotta eat first so hold up

I’ll dm you

[warm spindle]

Wyd @cursive pawn

[cursive pawn]

Just walking outside cuz im bored

[warm spindle]

Ok ill stay inside

[cursive pawn]

U in class tho?

[warm spindle]

I didn't go

[cursive pawn]

I skip class

[warm spindle]

Me too

[cursive pawn]

Same

[warm spindle]

Same

[quiet zephyr]

full double rainbow here rn, pride month came early

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/itysl-santa-early-christmas-present-gif-27069443

[quiet zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/double-rainbow-gif-5305103

[cursive pawn]

My coache’s coach said he in never went to class in first two years of med school only for exams

[quiet zephyr]

it's better than this ^

[silent quest]

[warm spindle]

I HATE ATTENDING CLASS

[cursive pawn]

Ur prolly behind me

[warm spindle]

Everyone is soooo stupid

[warm spindle]

I would never lie to you in particular

[verbal thunder]

then they ask you for the answers

[cursive pawn]

I hate going to class cuz im stupid

[verbal thunder]

i found out i could charge them in middle school, never looked back since

[warm spindle]

No.

[verbal thunder]

sucks for you

[warm spindle]

Only during tutoring time.

Which is not during class.

[verbal thunder]

so they ask you for answers?

i never said during class

quit the assumptions buddy

[warm spindle]

"They" are not the same "they" in my class.

[noble widget]

When is pride month

[cursive pawn]

Oh i also played valorant yesterday and got 2kills

[warm spindle]

Then don't talk to me about things I'm not talking about.

[verbal thunder]

then dont respond

[quiet zephyr]

june

[verbal thunder]

its that easy buddy

[warm spindle]

Then ---

[verbal thunder]

?

[noble widget]

Uh oh

[warm spindle]

I know a radiant

He's finish tho

Finnish

[cursive pawn]

My friend was like 2 games away from radiant

[warm spindle]

What a loser

[cursive pawn]

But he now silver cuz he moved and had to make new account so now we play together

[warm spindle]

Ignore that I was smfc in cs

[cursive pawn]

Fr

He is coaching me so we together go to radiant

[warm spindle]

You want to join the Darkseid huh

[cursive pawn]

I played valorant for 3 months and was like bronze so i aint going radiant😭

[warm spindle]

Good

Play for funsies not for the winsies

[cursive pawn]

But my friend might uf start playing competitive again

[maiden mesa]

i always feel so bad saying "ok you can resign no worries" when someone offers a draw saying they have to go, but at the same time i mean...dont start up a 30 minute game if you dont have 30 mins to spare

[warm spindle]

Winsies ruin everything

[warm spindle]

😾

[maiden mesa]

w

[cursive pawn]

I enjoy competition tbh but yea at some point it sucks

[austere umbra]

anyone wanna play

i wanna gain rating

[maiden mesa]

yeah sure. 10+0 ok?

[cursive pawn]

That why i like powerlifting cuz everyone is cheering for u even if they are playing against u

[noble widget]

Take their rating points and laugh at them

[maiden mesa]

lmao yeah but i still feel a bit bad about it

[warm spindle]

I used to be good at rainbow, csgo, rocket league, and chesd

[austere umbra]

great

https://play.chess.com/rPYUg

[maiden mesa]

for sure, powerlifting is one of the most supportive and wholesome communites ive seen

[warm spindle]

I'm trying to get worse at all now

[maiden mesa]

ok ill send link one sec

[austere umbra]

let me win im weak

[maiden mesa]

https://lidraughts.org/WoaA1X2D

[cursive pawn]

I played them for like 2 hours all

[warm spindle]

Its cause they gae

[warm spindle]

😮

[warped vigil]

I just noticed, "bro" is becoming a pronoun

[cursive pawn]

Fr like one time my friend was competing and the guy that was playing against him give him his belt and he won over him

[austere umbra]

u serious😂

[maiden mesa]

ong bro

[maiden mesa]

yessir ‼️

[austere umbra]

i meant chess

[maiden mesa]

too bad, play me in checkers

fr bruh

[warped vigil]

Slowly gaining promenence though

[austere umbra]

anyone wanna lose a game of ches

[warm spindle]

I wish someone would be nice to me for once

[warped vigil]

me too

Hi @noble widget

[cursive pawn]

Ppl be aholes😔(including me)

[noble widget]

Hello

I have tournament on Saturday by the way

[warped vigil]

nice, me too, gl

[noble widget]

gl

[austere umbra]

hey guys how can i talk to people and get to know them like on discord without our mics muted

[warped vigil]

dutch sucks 🥱

Fr

[noble widget]

By the way I played the Nf3 f5 d3 line today lol

Ur a goddamn monkey

[warped vigil]

niiicee howd it go

[maiden mesa]

anyone here ever played slay the spire?

[twin moon]

Afternoon y’all

Wait f* I gotta get on some work, see y’all later

[warped vigil]

hi, bye

[warm spindle]

Shut up mo key

[warm spindle]

I'm one of the few kind people left

[minor spoke]

👀

[verbal thunder]

theyre just messaging to message that this point

[hasty trail]

@warped vigil

[warm spindle]

They're just breathing to breathing that this point

[hasty trail]

U Jacob

[warped vigil]

That's me

[hasty trail]

Plays chess

[warm spindle]

Gosh we're truly blessed with a genius!

[cursive pawn]

Cuz ur gae

[warm spindle]

I'm bi

[hasty trail]

I will destroy u Jacob u seem to forgot me everytime I meet u

[warm spindle]

🥰

[warped vigil]

k I'll play you when I'm done with my current game

[cursive pawn]

Me?

[warm spindle]

Ye

[warped vigil]

it's me

[hasty trail]

NO BC U MAKE ME PLAY LIKE 10 SEVVOND BULLET WHEICH U KNOW I CANT DO

[warm spindle]

Definitely not you jacob

[hasty trail]

U CHEAT

[warped vigil]

I'm a genius

[hasty trail]

IM NOT PLAYING JACOB PLAYS CCHSSS

[warm spindle]

No

[warped vigil]

Yes

[hasty trail]

Goodbye ladies and gentleman

[warm spindle]

Why don't you just make the match then you fiddlestick@hasty trail

[warped vigil]

I have a sticker certifying me as a genius

[warm spindle]

Goku

You don't know me at all

[verbal thunder]

1600

watch me lose 1600 again

[warm spindle]

Monkey relating internet to real life be like

Flizzing millenials

[warped vigil]

Sit with who?

Oh

[warm spindle]

Maybe you stunk.

Or seth

[warped vigil]

Maybe that's because they wanted to sit next to each other or talk to each other?

[warm spindle]

Live a little buster

[warped vigil]

huh

I see

[warm spindle]

Hello kettle

[digital phoenix]

Get up and slap her

[peak plank]

is chessable lying to me or the engine is just crap?

[digital phoenix]

I do chessable courses with lichess engine

[cursive pawn]

I buy chessable courses and dont open them

[warm spindle]

You're spoiled

[cursive pawn]

Im just goofy

[warm spindle]

😡

[cursive pawn]

Im broke now cuz i bought a car

[vale frost]

Send some

[cursive pawn]

Its nimzo indian and jobava course

[vale frost]

Shouldve bought a yamaha r1 or a motorstar explorer 250 v2

[cursive pawn]

(A scooter)

[vale frost]

Yes please.

Bro am serious.

[cursive pawn]

How do i send u a course

Give my email and pass?

Then login my account

Or actually just take my credit card info

[vale frost]

Oh yeh

Rip

[noble widget]

Is that what ur mom tells you?

[warm spindle]

Shiz

"You're against me so you must be evil"

You probably vote in the election

[cursive pawn]

This car

[cursive pawn]

Ill be president

[warm spindle]

Aight I'm going to actively search for you now

[noble widget]

“Looks are subjective” is the kind of thing someone says about themselves when they’re rancid looking af

[warm spindle]

Yup

[noble widget]

Monkey kid lol

No one wants to see that, keep it to yourself and your broken mirror bud

[cursive pawn]

So looks are objective?

[nova verge]

Heyo

[warm spindle]

Everything must be one or the other 🐰 💬

[nova verge]

Go against the grain

[arctic sand]

hi who wants to play a game?

[teal dragon]

Hello

[noble widget]

Free healthcare? Where I’m from you gotta pay for stuff, but that’s new for you cause of mommy and daddy right?

[cursive pawn]

Why bro so mad

Chill take a breath

[noble widget]

He is quivering in rage rn

[stable mirage]

nya

[nova verge]

Hru?

[noble widget]

Well we only have a couple decades for them to take offense then

💀oh nooooo

[stable mirage]

children children

[warm spindle]

You guys better calm down before I get the hots

[stable mirage]

breathe

[noble widget]

I know this is getting you all excited

[cursive pawn]

Zel im gonna take ur nose

https://tenor.com/view/nfs-nfscarbon-carbon-darius-stackeddeck-gif-25592854

[noble widget]

Probably a good thing too cause this guy prolly smells like shit

Ty ty then

You were going after a group of innocent sisters just tryna ride in a car

[cursive pawn]

Im in the bathroom shittin

[stable mirage]

[warm spindle]

I never said you were ugly

You've got a bad case of victim brain

[nova verge]

I’m in the bath

Better not drop my phone

[cursive pawn]

In my bathroom?

[noble widget]

🔪🧠🔥

[nova verge]

You have great jets

[cursive pawn]

Imma join

[nova verge]

Iight bright a rubber ducky

[verbal thunder]

just beat an 800

im hype

[noble widget]

Aren’t you 1600?

[stone raptor]

you beat an 800 at 1601, thats not super impressive..

[dreamy lynx]

It is impressive

[verbal thunder]

damn it was just a one liner

[dreamy lynx]

Stop hating just to hate

[noble widget]

I beat a 100 earlier today, probably the greatest achievement of my life

[dreamy lynx]

800s are no joke

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-nerd-emoji-meme-speech-bubble-bubble-gif-25115885

[noble widget]

Yeah, they’re more like an entire stand up comedy routine

[stone raptor]

neither are 1600s

[verbal thunder]

that 800 gave me the work

best win of my life right there

[stone raptor]

ok good for you then.

[warm spindle]

I'm sick @cursive pawn

[verbal thunder]

glad we agree

[warm spindle]

Nuuuuuuuuuuh

[cursive pawn]

Whats wrong babe

[noble widget]

Ever consider that maybe you just played bad?

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/doctor-penguin-hospital-medicine-pudgy-gif-15416974293958513583

[verbal thunder]

nope why?

[warm spindle]

I cut my legs offf

[stone raptor]

he won and thats all that matters

[noble widget]

Cause you just said the 800 “gave you the work”

[verbal thunder]

facts

[cursive pawn]

Theyll grow back dw

[warm spindle]

Oh awesome

[verbal thunder]

so all because your <500, that makes you bad?

[stone raptor]

stop downplaying karmoni, he won

[cursive pawn]

Take paracetamol

[noble widget]

I think I could beat you blindfold

[warm spindle]

I weel

[verbal thunder]

so you have no argument

pick an opinion man, its not hard

[stone raptor]

maybe you two SHOULD play a round or two

[warm spindle]

%

[noble widget]

My opinion is that u have double digit iq, do you know what that means?

[verbal thunder]

he could beat me blindfolded

why should i

[stone raptor]

because you're taking a random persons word online

[warm spindle]

Ha...

[stone raptor]

you can never be certain

[grim edge]

Maybe I should just watch a movie

[verbal thunder]

so he said 800s are bad

[noble widget]

no

[verbal thunder]

however he is <800

[noble widget]

I said you are bad

[verbal thunder]

therefore he is bad

[noble widget]

I’m bad not definitely not as bad as you, small man

[verbal thunder]

"small man"

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[verbal thunder]

[stone raptor]

gifs work in general?

[verbal thunder]

i needa play another IM or CM

[noble widget]

Only someone as tiny as you would feel the need to cope this hard

[warm spindle]

Ye

[stone raptor]

no they dont-

[verbal thunder]

crazy

[noble widget]

Embed fail

[warm spindle]

I've killed both

[verbal thunder]

i dont wanna hear it from you <800

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-cats-kitties-battle-gif-1197339403086453804

[stone raptor]

where?

[verbal thunder]

come back when your 801

[noble widget]

Tbh I’d recommend stopping playing chess since it’s clear youll never be that good

[stone raptor]

battle between zel and karmoni

[noble widget]

If you play me you’ll lose badly lol

[verbal thunder]

then i shouldnt play you

[cursive pawn]

Ur welcome

[stone raptor]

then why dont u guys play rn?

[verbal thunder]

hes <800

[noble widget]

That’s right, hide behind your crusty keyboard you sad degen

[noble widget]

I’m down but he’ll keep dodging me

[stone raptor]

arent you 1601

[warm spindle]

Xx_UberEatz_xX;I got these scars in the war"
The war:

[verbal thunder]

so basically the guy said 800s are bad (since im a 1600) therefore,him being a <800 makes him worse

[stone raptor]

who is that?

[warm spindle]

@stone raptor

[noble widget]

Wow bro must’ve taken calculus, look at this complex calculation

[fickle lava]

I want to post a meme but i just joined lol

[stone raptor]

i dont use this server at all, im rarely active

[verbal thunder]

not my fault you couldnt understand it

come back when your 801

[noble widget]

r/iamverysmart moment

[warm spindle]

Thats not what calculus is about

[stone raptor]

although i do have 312 pings

[verbal thunder]

blud

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-gif-6367919497800974711

[noble widget]

No shit Sherlock, its called sarcasm

[warm spindle]

Ur ignorant

[noble widget]

Come back when you’re actually willing to play lol

[verbal thunder]

how did you go from dumbass arguments to naming reddit communities

[verbal thunder]

guess im not coming back

[warm spindle]

You lost the plot karmoni

[noble widget]

Bye bye buddy

[stone raptor]

you guys take eachother too seriously

[verbal thunder]

im not the main character?

[noble widget]

Guy lost the genetic lottery too, oof

[warm spindle]

Yeah
I am

Generic

[noble widget]

Ye

[warm spindle]

I know u mean genetic but (edited)

[verbal thunder]

im joking

i dunno whats up with this guy

[stone raptor]

uhhhh🥶

[verbal thunder]

he woke up on the wrong side of the bed

[warm spindle]

Shut I'll bro

[stable mirage]

so zel is better than you

[noble widget]

Ik but it’s actually just sad, you came to a discord server to post your great “achievement” of beating a 800 as an 1600 lol

[verbal thunder]

yea

[verbal thunder]

dude it was a joke

[stone raptor]

he did WIN tho

[warm spindle]

I think that's what he means

[stable mirage]

great

[verbal thunder]

how are you stupid enough to not get that

[stone raptor]

its not like he lost to the 800...

[verbal thunder]

🤯

[noble widget]

You’re trying to cover it up now

[verbal thunder]

if thats what you think

[stone raptor]

you guys need to be put in the freezer and chill🥶

[verbal thunder]

not my fault 🤷‍♂️

[noble widget]

You’re like one of those fish that swim around looking for scraps huh

Disgusting

[stone raptor]

thats oddly aggressive

[stone raptor]

lol

[noble widget]

Victim mentality incoming

cry about it

[stone raptor]

no, i never did anything wrong to you...

[digital phoenix]

I beat a 400 I'm proud of myself

[stone raptor]

you're just looking for something to complain about

[noble widget]

Except telling me that I belong in a freezer, you belong in the ground

[noble widget]

Good job L

[stone raptor]

that was a joke

[stable mirage]

damn I beat a 200 one time

[noble widget]

No one is laughing, I wouldn’t recommend a comedy career

[digital phoenix]

That's crazy u need a title

[stone raptor]

its against basic knowladge and common sense to go in a freezer

[stable mirage]

I’ll work on it

[stone raptor]

you're taking it too serious

[digital phoenix]

Ur taking it too @stable mirage

[stable mirage]

god dammit

[noble widget]

Alright bye Zach, we don’t need you here anymore

[stone raptor]

ok, i barely use this server

[noble widget]

👋

[stone raptor]

uhhh ok

is this like a ban threat or something?

[stable mirage]

[noble widget]

Yeah I’m about to ban you

I own this server

[stone raptor]

🤯

[digital phoenix]

I'm the mod zel stop impersonating me

[stone raptor]

wait its against the rules to impersonate

[noble widget]

I apologize

[noble widget]

Plz don’t report me for impersonating l

[cursive pawn]

Zel how can i be ur friend

[noble widget]

its the only thing they’ll ban you for here (and playing on lichess)

[digital phoenix]

I'll let it go for once because I'm a good and kind mod

[digital phoenix]

I pasted rinqed pfp here once and almost got killed

[noble widget]

Idk, but that’s a good question, here’s a cookie 🍪

[worthy yarrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1186956488137252924/1199924174798463088/caption.gif

[digital phoenix]

Conniving

[cursive pawn]

Muwah~

[stone raptor]

bong cloud is standing right there bruh

[stable mirage]

I can’t tell if people believe it’s good

they must be meming right

[digital phoenix]

They def do

[noble widget]

Dont make out with the cookie, leave your weird fetishes in the bedroom weirdo

[digital phoenix]

So I play qf3

[worthy yarrow]

Qf3 is a fun line

[stable mirage]

I mean ur playing it against the caro it works by default

[cursive pawn]

no fetish shaming

[noble widget]

Basically just play Nxe4 Ng5 Bd3 and sac on f7 or e6 when they play h6

[digital phoenix]

zel < 500

[noble widget]

Easy win

[noble widget]

Ur dumb

[worthy yarrow]

ok

[stable mirage]

ok alien gambit might be too bad to refute the caro tbf

[stone raptor]

insulting a mod? idk that feels risky..
(joke)

[noble widget]

Only mine are allowed

[noble widget]

I have special privileges

[restive storm]

zel <0

[worthy yarrow]

not in bullet

[digital phoenix]

Only a few mods have fragile egos

[cursive pawn]

ok

[digital phoenix]

But I won't mention names

[glossy radish]

pog

[primal fern]

@grim edge !welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @grim edge, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[worthy yarrow]

who

[glossy radish]

log

[stable mirage]

I mean you could play the jerome pretty similarly

[glossy radish]

frog

[primal fern]

it's normal to tilt

[stable mirage]

if we’re talking bullet it doesn’t matter much

[glossy radish]

L

[noble widget]

Speak for yourself

[worthy yarrow]

jerome is a bit bunch

[primal fern]

says the <500 elo

[worthy yarrow]

you have negative compensation

[noble widget]

Play me idiot

[stable mirage]

meh

[primal fern]

with what.

[stable mirage]

say Halloween then

[glossy radish]

get good

[noble widget]

I need this role

[glossy radish]

holy shit there’s a spider

[grim edge]

Pleas focus on your work rn

[normal hatch]

[primal fern]

public holiday today i'm not working

[glossy radish]

h

[noble widget]

what are you his secretary or something?

[digital phoenix]

I had a public holiday yesterday

[stable mirage]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/612696284695887872/755773072975462440/image0-8.gif

[glossy radish]

i killed it

[grim edge]

This is noted, Mr. President. How are you spending your day?

[worthy yarrow]

fk you

[noble widget]

Stay home as much as possible, no one wants to see you

[worthy yarrow]

I actually believed that

[grim edge]

Executive secretary

[primal fern]

at a cafe eating a half portion of fettucini pasta

[glossy radish]

hey las. u busy? just wondering if you wanted to partner up for mlbb

[grim edge]

Send pic or capping

[digital phoenix]

My internet is slow so I had like 10 seconds of loading before the gif came out

[stable mirage]

usually gets someone

[digital phoenix]

I'm in math

[noble widget]

Understandable, I don’t think you’re capable of much else

[glossy radish]

bummer

[grim edge]

I was born to be his secretary

[warped vigil]

yum

[worthy yarrow]

thanks for telling me that that's the most useful bit of information I ever knew thanks thanks thanks so much

[warped vigil]

can you send a pic from a different angle @primal fern

[stable mirage]

[primal fern]

connect your account please

[grim edge]

Enjoy your food, Mr. President.

[primal fern]

too hungies

[noble widget]

Shut up kid

[stable mirage]

take a bite and take a pic

[digital phoenix]

Zel did u forget ur meds

[noble widget]

Yes :(

[worthy yarrow]

you're like half his age

[noble widget]

How old is this guy then Jesus lol

creep on discord then fr

[warped vigil]

hooray I'm beating a 2200

[glossy radish]

i’m disgusted i hate science wtf is that

[grim edge]

Everybody please connect your accounts if you haven't. Don't disturb, Mr. President.

[digital phoenix]

Potato

[glossy radish]

WHAT

[digital phoenix]

Wait it could be a moss leaf I forgot

[grim edge]

Looks like a piece of clothing

[stable mirage]

beat me

[quartz haven]

you got me

[digital phoenix]

Oh it's a pine needle my bad

[noble widget]

Pine needles are nice

[glossy radish]

oh

[warped vigil]

let's play a game when my current game is over

[digital phoenix]

Can't be seen

[stable mirage]

ok you wanna do 10 sec vs phone or trackpad

[warped vigil]

10 sec no way

10 min

[stable mirage]

bruh

[warped vigil]

yay i won

[stable mirage]

no sorry I’m not spending 11 minutes beating you

[warped vigil]

2200s are trash

[warped vigil]

i think there's a decent chance I could put up some resistance in 10-min

[stable mirage]

I mean yeah probably I don’t play rapid for a reason

[noble widget]

True

[warped vigil]

how about 3 min

[noble widget]

My 2280 opponent online hung a knight yesterday

[warped vigil]

[stable mirage]

ehhhh

[noble widget]

Genuinely sat there looking for the tactic because I was so confused

[warped vigil]

how about 90+30 it will probably be about even then

how'bout it

[worthy yarrow]

how about correspondence but I get to use an engine

[noble widget]

He does too then

[warped vigil]

how about 40/80 SD 30 d30

[digital phoenix]

How about lichess unlimited time

[warped vigil]

no

[grim edge]

I should prob join a vc

[stable mirage]

why dc

[stable mirage]

no

[warped vigil]

the clock turns chess from a game into a highly respected mental sport (quote)

[noble widget]

All of that is normal except it’s 40/90 usually, no?

[worthy yarrow]

so I have enough time to input the moves

[warped vigil]

I've mostly seen 40/80

[worthy yarrow]

classical cringe af

[warped vigil]

but no one plays this any more 😭

[worthy yarrow]

🤓

[warped vigil]

I love classical

[noble widget]

That’s really weird

[stable mirage]

I would consider it otb but defo not online

[noble widget]

I always see 40/90

I’ve seen G/80 D5 or something but never 40/80

[digital phoenix]

I don't understand delay

[stable mirage]

delay is pretty dumb

[warped vigil]

https://www.chessable.com/blog/how-chess-tournaments-work/

[digital phoenix]

Why can't u just use increment

[warped vigil]

delay is great

[stable mirage]

people do increment for a reason

[warped vigil]

I don't like increment as much because in rook endgames or queen endgames or things you can build up way too much time

and 5 sec increment isnt enough to think on

and 30 sec builds up way too fast

[stable mirage]

bruh

[digital phoenix]

it's called classical for a reason

[noble widget]

I scrolled through this and have no idea why you linked it, just because it mentioned 40/80?

[warped vigil]

yeah

just to show 40/80 isn't completely unheard of

[digital phoenix]

I've never heard of it

[noble widget]

well yeah it’s just that I haven’t seen it before unless I’m completely misremembering

[warped vigil]

ah gotcha

[digital phoenix]

Next person to ping mods gets a cookie

[noble widget]

But the phase two SD30 D30 is pretty standard for sure

At least in big tournaments

[warped vigil]

I've never played a 2-time control game 😭

iirc

[noble widget]

<@&745328830649991179> asking people to break the rules, please reprimand

You have 30 minutes left and then you lose

[warped vigil]

generally 30 minutes after move 40

[digital phoenix]

🍪

[noble widget]

It just means that it’s the last phase I think

[digital phoenix]

I love touching clocks

[warped vigil]

I love smashing clocks

oof

[noble widget]

I love turning the clocks on

[drifting nacelle]

a ver, ola

[digital phoenix]

I bring my clock with me everywhere

[warped vigil]

no fair I lost a tempo

[warm spindle]

me n who

[drifting nacelle]

a

[digital phoenix]

Me n u

[green jungle]

huh

[warped vigil]

I'm going to += this forever

[noble widget]

This looks like a dream

[warped vigil]

Yeah he misplayed Exchange French pretty darn badly

[noble widget]

Easy path to the queenside via d5-c4-d3

[warped vigil]

shhhh don't give me advice

[noble widget]

c4 and b3 dont stop because it’s undermined with b5—

Oops this is live?

[warped vigil]

Yep 🤣

[noble widget]

Uh oh

[green jungle]

💀

[stable mirage]

cheating

[green jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/yummy-funny-fries-poop-gif-13826567

[warped vigil]

i didn't cheat

[noble widget]

The next legal move you make is unofficially cheating

[warped vigil]

💀

[stark arrow]

ke2

[full sun]

hii

[stark arrow]

hhi

[full sun]

hhi

[stark arrow]

ihi

[full sun]

ihi

[warped vigil]

i hi

[stark arrow]

is chess an addiction

[stark arrow]

i hey

[warped vigil]

if it isn't you're not playing enough

[shrewd vessel]

i quit chess

[stark arrow]

Valid

[stark arrow]

thats what you think

[warped vigil]

damn it was a draw

[noble widget]

Did you trade knights

[warped vigil]

no I let his knight get active https://www.chess.com/game/live/99973332213

[worn ice]

08054119684 (2079) vs. 1e4_0-1 (2076)

Move List

1. e4 e6 2. d4 d5 3. Nc3 Bb4 4. exd5 exd5 5. Bd2 Nf6 6. Nf3 O-O 7. Be2 Bxc3 8. Bxc3 Ne4 9. Qd3 Nxc3 10. Qxc3 Bf5 11. O-O c6 12. Bd3 Bxd3 13. Qxd3 Nd7 14. Rfe1 Nf6 15. Ne5 Qd6 16. c3 Rfe8 17. Qh3 Qe6 18. Qxe6 Rxe6 19. f4 Rae8 20. Kf2 Ne4+ 21. Kg1 f6 22. Nd3 b6 23. Rad1 Kf7 24. Re2 Nd6 25. Rxe6 Rxe6 26. Re1 Re4 27. Rxe4 dxe4 28. Ne1 f5 29. Kf2 Ke6 30. b3 a5 31. Ke3 a4 32. h3 axb3 33. axb3 b5 34. Nc2 Ne8 35. Nb4 Kd6 36. c4 Nc7 37. c5+ Kd7 38. g3 Ne8 39. g4 g6 40. gxf5 gxf5 41. h4 Nf6 42. Kf2 Ng4+ 43. Kg3 Nf6 44. Kf2 Nh5 45. Ke3 Kc7 46. Na6+ Kb7 47. Nb4 Kc7 48. Na6+ Kd7 49. Nb8+ Kc7 50. Na6+ 

[grim edge]

You will come back to chess sooner or later

You can't quit chess

You just CANT

[shrewd vessel]

I'll rather do some number theory or probability theory

[warped vigil]

hahahahaha even 2100s are afraid to enter winawer

[noble widget]

You play that Qc7 lines or the Qa5-Qa4 one I saw someone mention here

[warped vigil]

Qa5-Qa4

that someone was probably me cause i don't think anyone else here plays it

[noble widget]

Hmm, I thought it was someone else but maybe

[stable mirage]

I mean yeah I consistently get worse positions

[warped vigil]

as white or black

[stable mirage]

black

[warped vigil]

that's not what I meant

[noble widget]

Luckily if I enter into a French, it’s usually in my preferred lines

[warped vigil]

what lines are those?

[noble widget]

True

I like KIA against French and I prefer to play against the steinitz rather than the winawer

[warped vigil]

kia is toothless

[noble widget]

I don’t get French from e4 move order so I can get those particular lines

[stable mirage]

I think the idea is let the french player self destruct

[noble widget]

Objectively maybe, but it’s hard in a practical game

[warped vigil]

how though

[noble widget]

You play mainline right?

[stable mirage]

cuz that’s how I lose it

[noble widget]

b5 a5 a4 I assume

With Rfc8 and Bf8 h6

?

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1. e4 e6 2. d3 d5 3. Nd2 Nc6 4. Ngf3 Nf6 5. g3 dxe4 6. dxe4 e5

I play this as Black

very easy to play

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who plays d3??

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KIA players

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Oh, yeah, well that’s totally avoiding the “true” KIA type game

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yep

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Where queenside vs kingside race

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oh ya

i remember that Hikaru vs Gotham vid

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I never like to go into what the opponent wants

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when i played jacob he played the winawer against me

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These types of positions were the ones that I was saying were toothless objectively but very difficult in practice

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i suck so bad against the winawer

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main line KIA is certainly unpleasant for Black

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yeah I agree with you on that

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Hey, you said it, not me hehe

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i dont even know a single line that doesnt blunder a pawn or weaken pawn structure

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I agree with ith though

luckily Black doesn't have to enter main line KIA

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But I don’t think I allow your line because I normally get to kia vs French via a reti move order

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what move order

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You can still always take on e4 and maybe it transposes but still

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try exchange var

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White should be totally fine

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Nf3 g3 Bg2 0-0 d3 Nbd2 e4

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yeah basically same thing

but I think Black has equalized

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whats the?

dxe5?

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e4 e6 d4 d5 nc3 bb4 exd5

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sure, but if white is coming out the opening "totally fine" I think Black should be happy

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then bishop takes c3 b/dxc3 dxe5

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I like to equalize with Black

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Honestly yeah probably

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but then Qxe8 and Kxe8 i dont know what i like better

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But wait, I just realized that if you don’t play c5 and play Nc6 instead, I probably don’t go for d3 e4

D4 makes a lot more sense in that piece constellation