💬〡general-off-topic

[rocky vale]

Intellectual version of a weeb

[silent quest]

Playin chess is not intellectual

[rocky vale]

Not for everyone, but for me

[silent quest]

My inner voice growls in agreement

[lime lava]

UwU

[silent quest]

@lime lava a friend to all is a friend to none

[brisk karma]

Imagine getting done by a bishop, i got done by a horse last night. Im not talking about chess btw.

[drowsy crest]

I got gpt4.5 premium :3

[silent quest]

This is solely an attempt to nerf magnus

[rocky vale]

This ain't #😆〡chess-memes

[silent quest]

Yoo wtf

[lime lava]

beautiful inspirational speech

[grim edge]

Now, how is that supposed to work

[brisk karma]

I cant ignore your Raskplnikov username

[brisk karma]

It was abit big but i managed to fit the whole thing inside

[silent quest]

As you shouldn't

[west reef]

https://tenor.com/view/luffy-gif-25493107

[brisk karma]

It was so hard trying to fit the saddle on the horse

I swear, it kept moving.

What, what did you think i was talking about?

Dirty minded nerds

Bad naughty boys

Yes

[lime lava]

My IQ is really low

[brisk karma]

It is I, Albert

I have an idea

[silent quest]

Ai?

[obtuse wave]

Is having 2 accounts fine on chess.com?

[silent quest]

!alt

[stable jungle]

fill up the form https://support.chess.com/article/596-can-i-have-multiple-accounts

[brisk karma]

GUYS

I am now albert, someone gimme the bot role rn

[obtuse wave]

Oh thanks

[brisk karma]

I am the better albert

I am just better bro

I am better than stockfish, no i am stockfish

I literally lost the game on purpose to torch

Imagine thinking stockfish would lose

[proven drift]

Lmao Albert got the chat over lord

[brisk karma]

You all are a bunch of idiots

[obtuse wave]

Wait do i have to make the account first

[grim edge]

Isn't that shit illegal

[brisk karma]

OI MY NICKNAMREE

[obtuse wave]

I'm so slow

[polar oxide]

Tut tut

[brisk karma]

Ez

[polar oxide]

Please change your avatar and name or you will be removed from the Server. Appreciate the attempt at humour nonetheless 🙂

[brisk karma]

Happy?

[polar oxide]

Thank you

[peak plank]

welp

[brisk karma]

Sad

[peak plank]

tbh I dont think it would be too much of a problem anyways because the bot has abot label

[brisk karma]

True

[keen parrot]

this is anti-albert propaganda

[polar oxide]

More the copyright avatar 😛

[brisk karma]

But the name Albert stays cause i had this before i came here

[polar oxide]

Thats okay 🙂

[brisk karma]

Gimme an avatar of chess.com that isnt copyright then

That isnt possible lol

[brisk karma]

Nah, gotham gonna sue me

He didnt forgive me for what i did last time

[keen parrot]

what did you do...

[brisk karma]

Um, you dont wanna know

[polar oxide]

It would still border on impersonation 🙂 Just be you no need to envy the bot 🙂

[lime lava]

Hello Ricky
How ya doin this beautiful day old sir

[brisk karma]

The bot is cool thoo

[keen parrot]

i kinda do

[polar oxide]

Its true

[brisk karma]

I called him a good gm

🙂

[peak plank]

Just rename Albert to "Pixel" then

[brisk karma]

🙂

[brisk karma]

True

Ill think about that

Or maybe imma become an admin somehow and then become Albert

Oi stop stealing my name

[severe oxide]

Ban albert

[brisk karma]

I am pro, youre gau

[brisk karma]

Which Albert, the bot is fat

OI

DO YOU WANT TO GET BANNED?

[lime lava]

Funny one

[brisk karma]

...

[severe oxide]

Albert did nothing wrong

[brisk karma]

Ik

Hes a bot

Imagine the entire server becomes Albert

That would be so funny

I can just imagine this going into the news

Or a gotham chess video

Id rather be in a gotham video

[severe oxide]

that aint happening lil bro

[brisk karma]

Its ok to dream

Imma do something wicked

@polar oxide is it fine if i cosplay as a lichess bot

And start to praise chess.com

Basically truman propaganda

[tender umbra]

infinity chess will always have a place in my heart : )

[true dawn]

so this the guy who was acting all matur

mature

[brisk karma]

Youre 13, it aint that deep

[true dawn]

sure

for sure im the one whos 13

for a sec i thought u were actually making alil sense

[brisk karma]

Huh

So you mean you think that you have a mind of a 13 yo?

I am so confused

Rephrase your sentence or imma have a stroke reading it lil bro

[true dawn]

im talking about before

you use phrases like "lil bro" how are you calling me 13

[brisk karma]

I am a gay pansexual lesbian alpha wolf and i am proud

No gif perms so i cant play the alpha wolf gif

[tender umbra]

yass pride queen!!!

[brisk karma]

I love my saucepan so much gurl

I gave it a fresh white coat of paint

[tender umbra]

i couldnt relate more!! gurrlll

[brisk karma]

I love it when the oil touches my skin

And burns me because i left the stove on

[tender umbra]

s-same!!

[brisk karma]

Its like so vibe you know?? Purrrr

[tender umbra]

for shoreee

how to get image perms?

[brisk karma]

My sauce pan loves me too but it cant really stick with me rn(its a non stick saucepan)

[formal spruce]

does anyone know if dr. wolf is exclusive to that app (the new app made by chess . com ) or if i can use the ai to help when playing against bots also on the normal website? The app legit has helped me learn a lot

[tender umbra]

aw thats sad

[brisk karma]

Sorry man, idk

Ask a mod

[primal fern]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@tender umbra With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[formal spruce]

<@&809538024865923100> <@&745328830649991179> do you know if the new ai (dr. wolf app ai) is available on the main site?

I want to learn against bots

[rocky sonnet]

Only for learning pourposes and unrated

[primal fern]

not a good reason to ping those people man....

that will get you muted

[formal spruce]

will it?

[brisk karma]

I wanna cosplay as lichess and promote chess.com

[grim edge]

goated website better than lichess

[tender umbra]

so it will just....automatically come in 7 days???

[primal fern]

@formal spruce you need to email [e-mail] for your question. this is discord

[tender umbra]

cant wait..

[primal fern]

if you meet all the requirements yes

[formal spruce]

Will do, sorry admins please no mute

[lusty trench]

Hi

[rocky sonnet]

chess.com is the best

[tender umbra]

well i already connected my account and my discord account is more then enough old

[lusty trench]

Hllo

[primal fern]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @lusty trench, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[grim edge]

yo guys who is this carlos marlsen

[rocky sonnet]

A random dude

[grim edge]

Hello

and why is he in announcements

[brisk karma]

Its magnus alt account. Guys magnus is alting, ban this guy

[tender umbra]

hanimm nasmann

[grim edge]

is this riyal?

[brisk karma]

No ita Fortnite

[grim edge]

and what abt nikaru hakamura

[brisk karma]

That guy is a korean legend

[grim edge]

is he in bts?

[tender umbra]

nikaru? wait..

[lusty trench]

Hikaru

Nakamura

He's a chess legend

[silent quest]

Wait really?

[lusty trench]

Nope

[tender umbra]

ONO OOOOO

[grim edge]

can somebody confirm is this riyal

[lusty trench]

I am not kidding

[brisk karma]

GUYS I THINK I FOUND SOMETHING, LEMME COOK

[glossy folio]

Sup

[brisk karma]

Pragg..........MAY BE INDIAN!!!!

[grim edge]

i tht dwayne the rock johnson was a chess legend

[glossy folio]

AINT NO WAY BRO!

[silent quest]

Thought he was African

[grim edge]

oh ik this dude...what was his name...pregnantanada?

[vast marsh]

I'm african but I'm also white

[lusty trench]

Rameshbabu Praggnanandhaa

[brisk karma]

BRO I ALSO FOUND SOMETHING, Ding Li Ren................MAY BE CHINESE

[formal spruce]

so you know how to enable it on the main site when playing against the bots?

[glossy folio]

HOLY MOLY!!!!

[brisk karma]

Bro how have i not known

I thought he was from the hood dawg

I thought he a brother from south africa

[lusty trench]

Ok I think cagnus marlsen is from Pokemon world

[grim edge]

does he have a guarantee card or even warranty...becus yk chinese products

hehe

[grim edge]

prof birch's son cagnus

[silent quest]

Your pfp says it all

[brisk karma]

Bro BUT DING LIREN MAY NOT BE CHINESE. THATS BECAUSE HE ACTUALLY DOES LAST LONG

[grim edge]

[glossy folio]

I thought he was a bri'ish gentleman!!!

[brisk karma]

Ding liren is the goat guys

All hail ding liren

[grim edge]

ding liren can sock ma ding

[brisk karma]

I hope china wins

[rocky sonnet]

yes sir

[glossy folio]

Nah he ain't the goat

[brisk karma]

Who is it then?

[rocky sonnet]

no magnus and hikaru

[grim edge]

apparently i realised hikaru has a wife

[stuck kestrel]

did u just find out now?

[glossy folio]

🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

[brisk karma]

I read that as "i realised hikaru is a wife"

[grim edge]

yes...i saw a game of her today

[grim edge]

lol

[silent quest]

I knew that but didn't know she was pretty

[stuck kestrel]

mid

[grim edge]

yea mid

[lusty trench]

Btw I have beated magnus Carlson

[brisk karma]

Wen jun deserves more love

[grim edge]

in bathroom?

[lusty trench]

Nope

[silent quest]

Fair enough

[stuck kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/yh-gif-25406060

[glossy folio]

Where

[lusty trench]

I dreams

[manic acorn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1011421487791616100/1179258453475217529/letmeout.gif?ex=65792104&is=6566ac04&hm=23e3782d3170afcc08e7ac7e22d9732380fb96302b95fdd8665d02eee518fdb3&

[stuck kestrel]

tf u mean

[glossy folio]

Believe ur dreams

[lusty trench]

It was really easy to beat magnus

With 100elo

[grim edge]

i have beated carlsen...when i was lonely and had no wifi....his face was on magazine and i beated to it

[rocky sonnet]

stupid

[glossy folio]

Ain't no way

[grim edge]

i still got that magazine with a goo on top

[lusty trench]

👍 nice!

[glossy folio]

NAAAAAAHHH

[lusty trench]

Btw I am a KM

Kidnapping master

[stuck kestrel]

I feel concerned for whoever is attracted to her

[grim edge]

im MB mastor bator

[glossy folio]

Remove the second d in kidding and replace with napp

[lusty trench]

Okay

[grim edge]

my dog likes her...mistaked her for a candy bar

[silent quest]

Same

[stuck kestrel]

she actually does lol

[silent quest]

Does your dog like lgbtq people

Yeah but he gets full after one

[lusty trench]

What the hell!

[stuck kestrel]

nah wtf 💀

help step dog im stuck

[grim edge]

new breed incomintg

[silent quest]

Tf did i jus watch

[lusty trench]

Let's call the doc

[lusty trench]

Idk

[drowsy crest]

help step doggy I am stuck 💀

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Mohamed Bilel Hentati (si_lbol)

This is the Chess.com profile of si_lbol. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Mohamed Bilel Hentati (si_lbol)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1134 (1143 peak)
Blitz: 844 (868 peak)
Bullet: 626 (646 peak)

[stuck kestrel]

im traumatised bro

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> tabahigamersuper

This is the Chess.com profile of tabahigamersuper. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 614 (623 peak)
Blitz: 406 (731 peak)
Bullet: 397

[meager tulip]

even dark knights have dark nights

[fringe granite]

hello

[grim edge]

me and who?

CAGNUS MARLSEN 🔥

gonna do the same to him

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> AVI 😎😎 (aviillio)

This is the Chess.com profile of aviillio. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: AVI 😎😎 (aviillio)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 896 (1030 peak)
Blitz: 409 (443 peak)
Bullet: 420 (440 peak)

[grim edge]

dawg in me says so

[grim edge]

800 elo vishy anand

[brisk karma]

Fat

You are fat, some obese person

[lusty trench]

Umm...

Just 800¹⁰

[wild zephyr]

anyone wanna run some rapids? and analyse the games after

[grim edge]

i read it as rabids

[lusty trench]

Ofc

[wild zephyr]

rabbits* 🙂

[shy pike]

rude

[lusty trench]

Dude

[lusty trench]

Unfortunately nope

[minor spoke]

HI

[stuck kestrel]

HELLO

sup

[shy pike]

isn't that more fortunate than unfortunate

[hidden basin]

how do i get my roles back

[shy pike]

choclaotate!

[hidden basin]

after getting locked

[stuck kestrel]

thats how chronically online people talk

[lusty trench]

Ummmmm....yummmm...nummm.....

[drowsy crest]

stwomy

[shy pike]

haiii

[drowsy crest]

hai

[lusty trench]

Byee

[shy pike]

how are u

[drowsy crest]

I am good, hbu

[stuck kestrel]

fobby why are u an elf now

[drowsy crest]

zed editor is now open soruce btw

[shy pike]

I'm good :3

[viral epoch]

Is there anything special about my opponent when they think for some time, disconnect, and play a move immediately after reconnecting? Seems kinda sus to me

[shy pike]

what's that

[lusty trench]

[drowsy crest]

the next best code editor??

[hidden basin]

i lost all of my roles

[viral epoch]

Hallo warmy Stormy

[shy pike]

doubt

[drowsy crest]

i just thought of switching

[shy pike]

MIZTZU

[stuck kestrel]

delicious meal

[lusty trench]

I want to eat

[drowsy crest]

it was only for mac earlier (still is) but on linux soon

[viral epoch]

How's it going Stormy

[stuck kestrel]

thats goku

[shy pike]

gooddd :3

[lusty trench]

Satguru gojo

[peak plank]

Chess

[lusty trench]

Chess

[shy pike]

it looks pretty cool
i still like neovim most tho>:(

[viral epoch]

It's Pixal

[shy pike]

no

[drowsy crest]

ever tried helix?

[viral epoch]

@peak plank You seem like the most experienced player in chat currently, so I'm asking you this

Oh nvm Fobby Bischer is back

[lusty trench]

That's not satguru

[stuck kestrel]

looks like handsome squidward

[shy pike]

nop
I heard a few good thing tho

[viral epoch]

Is that Frieren

[shy pike]

also it's written in RUSTT

[drowsy crest]

its the neovim replacement

!!

[shy pike]

meh

there's no need for that tbh

[drowsy crest]

I mean its literally the same as neovim just in rust

yeah exactly

the cool thing is you dont need mason to configure lsp

thats the only difference

[stuck kestrel]

🦀?!?!!!

[shy pike]

YESSS

[drowsy crest]

Blazingly 🔥 fast ⏩

[stuck kestrel]

🦀 > 🐍????

[drowsy crest]

not even a question

[shy pike]

they have their own areas
but I'd say in general yes

[drowsy crest]

I also saw this 14 year old who made his own os

with his own package manager 😭

[shy pike]

I KNOWW

[hidden basin]

i am cagnus

[drowsy crest]

who are they doing this

[shy pike]

i spent 2 hours adding a dark mode button to website

[stuck kestrel]

Holy C 😔

[drowsy crest]

I used to watch the light turn off in my refrigerator when I used to close it slowly when I was his age

[drowsy crest]

The goat

[stuck kestrel]

I still do that 😔

[stuck kestrel]

i forgot his name

[hidden basin]

cagnus

[stuck kestrel]

Keep Yourself Safe

[shy pike]

I still do that

[hidden basin]

e

[drowsy crest]

Tterrace andrew

[hidden basin]

me 2

[shy pike]

fr

[viral epoch]

@digital phoenix Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah

[stuck kestrel]

Not sure. rip tho

[viral epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-anime-kissing-hop-on-chess-hop-on-chess-anime-kissing-gif-27444740

[shy pike]

🥺🥺

[viral epoch]

[shy pike]

Meow

[viral epoch]

@peak plank Up for a rematch?

[shy pike]

Wha

[drowsy crest]

how are these kids so crazy 😭

[shy pike]

Internet

[viral epoch]

I still do

[stuck kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-prowler-goku-goku-mad-goku-dbs-dbs-gif-11120329515669448575

[drowsy crest]

I had enough internet when I was their age, I used to watch monster school ;-;

[shy pike]

NO

[drowsy crest]

not building my own minecraft 💀

[shy pike]

You need holy water

Nope

[viral epoch]

I know what you did in Minecraft Stormlight.

[drowsy crest]

I do?

[shy pike]

WHAT

[shy pike]

yeah

[viral epoch]

I witnessed it before my very own eyes

[drowsy crest]

I know what stormlight did when villagers were asleep

[shy pike]

what'd I do

[viral epoch]

You and Duck. In my world. I remember.

[drowsy crest]

despicable

YES

thats what

[viral epoch]

Best move to play right after castling is g4/g5

[shy pike]

.. what

[viral epoch]

Green screen

[shy pike]

OMFG

[drowsy crest]

do it once more what

[shy pike]

don't mention that ever again

[viral epoch]

[shy pike]

:(

[grim edge]

lets play chess daddey

[drowsy crest]

I am going in soldier

[grim edge]

said ma girl

[viral epoch]

Crazy

[stuck kestrel]

what

[drowsy crest]

start a bonfire for marking

[grim edge]

126 fide???!!1

[stuck kestrel]

what u mean by that ??

[drowsy crest]

I am entering the cave

[stuck kestrel]

oh, a cave

[drowsy crest]

btw you ever built a house with cardboards

or pillows

[alpine creek]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-shocked-cat-silly-cat-cat-kitten-gif-7414586676150300212

[grim edge]

yes for my barbies

[shy pike]

Chairs, bed, and blanket

[drowsy crest]

[shy pike]

It was bunk bed

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/john-wick-keanu-reeves-excommunicado-gif-23060121

[drowsy crest]

I am making it rn thats it

[shy pike]

Show when done

[grim edge]

good atleast u aint homeless homey

[vague burrow]

hello nerds

[grim edge]

hello turd

kiddin

i just said becus it rhymes well

[vague burrow]

Silence 1200

[drowsy crest]

I CALL FOR A BATTLE

[grim edge]

silence 2200

[shy pike]

hai

meoww

[vague burrow]

Silence lord

[grim edge]

i accept that offer

mods ban this guy for flashing his light saber

[vague burrow]

Star wars is a total W

[drowsy crest]

my sword shall prevail

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/zyzz-flex-motivational-stare-anytime-fitness-gif-23227512

[drowsy crest]

not against my sniper

[weak cairn]

i used to have this really cool looking stick and i cried when i broke it

[vague burrow]

guys there is a secret room called #admin-furry-stash (they hide it from us)

[drowsy crest]

SOLDIER RETREAT, HE HAS A GUN

[drowsy crest]

I am in it

[vague burrow]

😭

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/que-gif-27530657

[shy pike]

😺😺😺

[drowsy crest]

SOLDIERS THERES A SECOND TOWER GUN

[shy pike]

Jjjjj

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/rotating-skull-gif-24524852

[vague burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/silencer-gif-23844740

[drowsy crest]

GRENADES???

as a french citizen I surrender

[gloomy tide]

bro u guys got problems

[drowsy crest]

we just play chess

[gloomy tide]

u guys chat all day

[drowsy crest]

I just got unTOed like 5 hours ago

[gloomy tide]

man need touch grass or i don't know man its not worth of your time

[drowsy crest]

nothn hbu

I havent opened this server for a week

lmao wp

now no one can ban you

oh

[grim edge]

allahu akbar boooom boom boom

i want u in my room

[valid timber]

as a muslim i take offence i will sue you

[grim edge]

i bought a pc from afhghanisthan

it runs on windows 9/11

[weak cairn]

truly something nobody could've ever guessed 🙄

[silent quest]

[solar crest]

hi

[valid timber]

Not funny. I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke.
To be honest this is a horrible attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my oesophagus, Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I can't believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handily killed humour and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try any make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do so. Developing your sense of humour involves identifying and responding to humour. This includes learning to recognize when someone is making a joke and understanding what you find funny so . Please don't talk to me if you want world spread devastation and Armageddon because your apparent "humour" is delectably unfunny

[willow wigeon]

wtf

[silent quest]

Nice chat gpt

[grim edge]

muslim gpt?

[willow wigeon]

what the actual f

[solar crest]

Tomorrow, it is the Republic Day of India

[silent quest]

@willow wigeon are you Indian my guy

[silent quest]

Apparently

[willow wigeon]

nope im Bangladeshi

[solar crest]

I am Indian

[solar crest]

Hello my Bangladeshi brother

[silent quest]

Same thing

[solar crest]

Hello my Bangladeshi Brother

[willow wigeon]

nice

[peak plank]

Fobby is 1200

[silent quest]

Im not frm Bangladesh

[viral epoch]

What the hell

Anyway Pixal do you want to play

[peak plank]

Yeah that seems suspicious but typically it's just bad connection and they think they have already played their move until they reload it, ik because that happened to me

[peak plank]

He connected to a 2200 account but that one isn't his

[peak plank]

Nrn srry

[viral epoch]

[peak plank]

I confronted him abt it

[torpid lintel]

Hi

[silent quest]

Im more concerned bout vimun

[torpid lintel]

I guess Good morning pixel

[grim edge]

heyya

[torpid lintel]

Don't ask my time

[silent quest]

He got banned?

[silent quest]

Isn't it night for you

[torpid lintel]

11:06 but I have reason

[silent quest]

What reasons you got

[willow wigeon]

balls

[silent quest]

Fair enough but that wasn't my point

[torpid lintel]

I am out with my family. So we just had our dinner.

[silent quest]

Weren't you dating him

[willow wigeon]

gay?

[silent quest]

He said that

[willow wigeon]

[silent quest]

I'm not sure

Not today

A long time ago

[keen parrot]

what

[silent quest]

Bud

[keen parrot]

💀

im not dating a 13 year old polish boy lmaoo

[silent quest]

What was your girls name again?

[keen parrot]

her discord user was miciela, she quit it like 3 months ago though

[silent quest]

Oh yea f

[keen parrot]

aint no way you got them confused

https://tenor.com/view/himym-barney-suicide-gif-20743087

[weak cairn]

i just thought you were autistic

[silent quest]

2 months ig

[keen parrot]

ur wild bro

[silent quest]

[weak cairn]

damn discord nicknames are the law now ig. mfs be making anything their user why would i know

[winter helm]

hey

[silent quest]

Hello

3 actually

[drowsy crest]

I thought the black dude was vimun

[silent quest]

He's white

been for 3 months now

[whole oyster]

guys how long i need to wait

[drowsy crest]

few more hours

[silent quest]

Bro got done dirty

[whole oyster]

I had this happen yesterday too

[silent quest]

Mail the support

[drowsy crest]

dirtier

[vapid shard]

I am a bit confused here, can someone please explain to me where I can find the toilet?

[silent quest]

Top 10 rejections:

[crimson elk]

i went from 1200 to 2200 in less than a year 🙂

[drowsy crest]

💀

[drowsy crest]

continue straight then take the second left

[vapid shard]

Thank you!! Very much appreciated

[grim edge]

who's the best chess player in history in your opinion?

[weak cairn]

me

[vapid shard]

The irony of joining a chess server and the first thing you see are memes of not getting a gf xD

[final gust]

Finally got my degree in clowning

[grim edge]

great choice

[silent quest]

No idea about a chess player but man Kisaki played you dirty

[weak cairn]

i gave you my opinion 😃

[crimson elk]

if i use a fish i can be the best player in the world !!

[grim edge]

nah he died

[drowsy crest]

expected

[silent quest]

Took yo sis with him

[grim edge]

that was the best move

[grim edge]

whelp, nwm

[crimson elk]

is being good at bullet and rapid makes you good at blitz?

[keen parrot]

that isnt a "girlfriend" lil bro is getting... yk

[grim edge]

bro got the 10 y/o rizz

[drowsy crest]

when I was 10 I used to wake up early just so I could have extra tv time

[vapid shard]

Since when did people start to use lil bro? Completely missed that

[novel moat]

ok

[worthy folio]

London System is weird from black perspective

[keen parrot]

in this case it was literally the little brother

[novel moat]

vimun I got smoked by an IM

this is sad

[vapid shard]

You got a point there. But I meant the phrase in general

[keen parrot]

rip

[peak plank]

Ripge

Tbf it is an IM

[frigid ivy]

hey

[dire cove]

sup

[vapid shard]

Is it because of that meme?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Syčák Utlačovatel Sysel Agresor (dxproline)

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Name: Syčák Utlačovatel Sysel Agresor (dxproline)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 477 (516 peak)
Blitz: 356 (362 peak)
Bullet: 418 (794 peak)

[novel moat]

bro was peak 2460 fide

[dire cove]

what mem?

[frigid ivy]

true

[vapid shard]

Where some guy gets a message of his girlfriend cheating on him with his best friend

And he messages like "She is with me now lil bro"

[dire cove]

dont know

[shy pike]

🐈

[drowsy crest]

meow

[sour thorn]

guys

whats the best chess.com lessons without videos?

[shy pike]

cat

[sour thorn]

bro im being serious

is it silman lessons or jeremy kanes

[shy pike]

add stuff to your GitHub first

[shy pike]

jamal banks

[drowsy crest]

Based

[shy pike]

Not as based as u

[misty pond]

BOOO CHESS

[sweet yoke]

reminds me of the time my sister asked this guy “didn’t u find me cute?” and he replied w “i have low standards”

[velvet kindle]

Yo

[quick nymph]

https://www.chess.com/member/jefferychesstein this guy 😭

[velvet kindle]

What

Okay

[misty pond]

CHECKERS NEEDS MORE BRAIN

[velvet kindle]

How do I sue u

[sweet yoke]

so cryptic

[weary umbra]

Anyone down for a quick blitz

[grim edge]

Nope

[peak plank]

Holy shit chess book.com had some insane updates I've missed out on

[weak cairn]

yuh

[buoyant veldt]

anyone up for a match?

[buoyant veldt]

hey wassup

[vague burrow]

oh hello

long time no see

[sweet yoke]

hii

yess i’ve been busy🔥🔥

[weary umbra]

Rating??

[vague burrow]

i see

[buoyant veldt]

600 rapid

[graceful lintel]

Without any goofy thoughts
yea first time today

go away

[vague burrow]

kitten didnt u have a gf for like 10 days ?

[weary umbra]

Ur mom?

[graceful lintel]

20 now ig

[drowsy crest]

How many people is my bro kitten to 😭

icarwi you gotta man up and a pick one owner

[graceful lintel]

how did bro feft after this 🗿🗿

[sweet yoke]

that’s cute

[honest drift]

We built this house on memories

[vague burrow]

20892

[vague burrow]

dont bully my kitten

[drowsy crest]

😭

[graceful lintel]

💀

[sweet yoke]

the sky🔥🔥

[vague burrow]

whats down ?

[drowsy crest]

icarwi aint my bro no more 😔

[weary umbra]

Wrong sentence lol.
Did-past
Felt-past.
So it will be feel

[sweet yoke]

omg can i be ur kitten!

[graceful lintel]

Yea kinda
I told her "ily" for first time today
Just like 5 mins ago 💀

[vague burrow]

come to my basement and sure

[sweet yoke]

nuh uh nevermind

[drowsy crest]

I dont want my little fellow getting hurt 😔

[sweet yoke]

aww

[graceful lintel]

ok 1000

[vague burrow]

😭 @graceful lintel needs a friend

[drowsy crest]

now I wanna join

[vague burrow]

Silence 1100

[graceful lintel]

True

[sweet yoke]

i am an independent strong woman i don’t go to no basements

[vague burrow]

Come I got 🍬

[honest drift]

Damn imagine loving

[graceful lintel]

[drowsy crest]

OMG NO WAY CANDY

[vague burrow]

locks up

[sweet yoke]

damn imagine have a relationship last more than 3 months!

[weary umbra]

I might be 1000 but I can defeat u

[vague burrow]

@drowsy crest I got you a friend

[graceful lintel]

my phone's 2% charge if I randomly despawned that mean I ran Outta battry

[vague burrow]

sure buddy

[sweet yoke]

beta

[honest drift]

Cut the 3 months part and yeah still imagine

[graceful lintel]

[drowsy crest]

I cant see here, stop playing games and turn on the lights

[sweet yoke]

LMFAOO

[vague burrow]

Kitten I got you a frnd

[drowsy crest]

hello?

[vague burrow]

hehe

[graceful lintel]

who

[vague burrow]

@drowsy crest

[sweet yoke]

do u need my red pill alpha male motivational patriarchy tiktok gymbro personality to save u?

[nova verge]

I do!

[graceful lintel]

He already my homie

[vague burrow]

now he is your cellmate

[drowsy crest]

what are you doing here? well anyways I got free candy

[sweet yoke]

no its just me i am tiktok

[sweet yoke]

what motivation do u need!

[graceful lintel]

thank you

[drowsy crest]

?? open the door I wanna go home now the candy wasnt good tbh

[vague burrow]

🍬 🍬 🍬

[weary umbra]

Ok I will dm

[honest drift]

I'm listening to this villains Playlist shit gonna get lit tonight

[sweet yoke]

let’s talk about cryptic pregnancy today!🎀

[drowsy crest]

give em here

[graceful lintel]

celestial gives free candy to everyone

[grim edge]

haha

[vague burrow]

🍬 🍬 🍬

[drowsy crest]

as I would expect from liya's kitten

[weary umbra]

Do u wanna do it rn?

[graceful lintel]

yum yum

[graceful lintel]

[vague burrow]

bud if I have time for you

[oak cliff]

aren't you tired of the same candy

[graceful lintel]

no it's tasty asf

[vague burrow]

L

[graceful lintel]

[weary umbra]

Bro that's straight up arrogance..

[grim edge]

haha

[drowsy crest]

[restive storm]

@graceful lintel ghost pinger

[sweet yoke]

as a professional chess loser i purposely lose chess games to make my opponents appear stronger

[restive storm]

Wrong ping

[graceful lintel]

[vague burrow]

You straight up suck ass

[sweet yoke]

tiktok🎀

[graceful lintel]

@restive storm ghost pinger

[restive storm]

@graceful lintel ghost pinfer

[solemn lodge]

Guys im dying

[graceful lintel]

💀💀

[restive storm]

Crap wrong again

[weary umbra]

@mods

[vague burrow]

@graceful lintel shur up 🍬 🍬 🍬

[restive storm]

@vague burrow ghost pinger

[oak cliff]

@weary umbra wanna play

[sweet yoke]

i am everything🎀

[weary umbra]

Wait lol guys how do I tag?

[graceful lintel]

yum yum

[grim edge]

no candies

[vague burrow]

🍬 shut up

[weary umbra]

We played yesterday.

[sweet yoke]

i am everything🎀

[vague burrow]

🍬 shhh

[oak cliff]

y not again

[sweet yoke]

what does everything mean🎀

[graceful lintel]

NOOOO
I'm still urs

[vague burrow]

are u my ex ?? 🔪

[drowsy crest]

they messed with the firewall and had an e-child

[sweet yoke]

no but i could be ur nEXt🙁🙁

[grim edge]

thats what he said after two years

[oak cliff]

alr no let's not get to that sht

[sweet yoke]

idk i just like using it

[drowsy crest]

"a kitten to all is a kitten to none" -Fobby Bischer(expert(900 elo))

[vague burrow]

Ok damn that was was good

[solemn lodge]

medieval times weren't that bad

[oak cliff]

keep it family friendly

[graceful lintel]

He was right

[sweet yoke]

i’m cringing so hard❤️‍🔥

[vague burrow]

fr

[drowsy crest]

real

[grim edge]

but i said nuh uh...

[graceful lintel]

[oak cliff]

I'm secretly a mod btw

[worthy folio]

I love jazz

[vague burrow]

what ?? on grindr ?

[drowsy crest]

yo follow me on grindr btw

[keen parrot]

@grim edge i saw what you said yesterday

[vague burrow]

💀

[grim edge]

lol nope.

[restive storm]

I haven't chatted here since last year

[sweet yoke]

can someone be followed on grindr?

[oak cliff]

I didn't ban you howd I know

[grim edge]

It was for you IG

[drowsy crest]

how do you know

[vague burrow]

and u chat on that UwU place

[restive storm]

My last message in this server was two years ago

[sweet yoke]

i am asking

[keen parrot]

you just hate me cause you aint me ;)

[oak cliff]

not worth the time

[solemn lodge]

How is it aleady 2024 bro what how is 2014 10 years ago whats happening

[keen parrot]

yeah, just dont get more

[drowsy crest]

I wouldnt know, I dont use it

[oak cliff]

I forgor

[graceful lintel]

I haven't took a shit since last year

[vague burrow]

#2200-or-higher : why u lying

[drowsy crest]

how bro felt : 😈

[keen parrot]

2017 was 17 years ago

[restive storm]

My last message in 2200 chat was in 2020
Also no (u)-words

[keen parrot]

you can check your dms with chesscom bot and scroll through them

[drowsy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-mask-gif-10635347690073820963

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

lol goofy ahh...it's just that i dont like ldr and shes you know sooo whatever.. i said what i said and maybe i should stop pressing it

[vague burrow]

I talked to u like 2 days ago wdym

[oak cliff]

wait isn't "you hate me cuz u ain't me" a song

[solemn lodge]

We are closer to 2032 than 2015

[keen parrot]

you probably shouldnt have

[keen parrot]

you called me a groomer and a p3do

[vague burrow]

holy fuc-

[grim edge]

i didnt say that

[oak cliff]

people born in 2019 are 5 years old

[keen parrot]

...

...

[weak cairn]

i love when someone loses in the worst way possible then sends a rematch then i decline it and remove their chance of redemption

[honest drift]

Thats what i was thinking when i woke up today

[drowsy crest]

I used to rule the world 🗣️ 🔥

[vague burrow]

WHAT THE FUC-

[honest drift]

Exactly what you said was on my mind

[grim edge]

so many things to interpreted

[solemn lodge]

Bro who put 2x time

[keen parrot]

i know how to read between the lines

your mute is over so yeah i guess so

[glad canyon]

if iam 16 can i hit on 17 ?@vague burrow

[solemn lodge]

Also winter sucks its always dark

[grim edge]

well the lines werent straight

[keen parrot]

yeah just dont do it again

[honest drift]

You should hit the chess board or the gym

[viral epoch]

Do you forgive me Fobby Bischer

[vague burrow]

I mean technically yes

[keen parrot]

just like you, "dahlia"

[oak cliff]

wait vimun aren't you the 2200 guy that's barely online and rly cool

[honest drift]

Not this bs

[keen parrot]

im not 2200 😭

[grim edge]

a mystery to be solved

[peak plank]

No?

[honest drift]

2500 guy always online, not cool at all

[glad canyon]

mom said no gym before 18

[sweet yoke]

are u in love with him

[oak cliff]

what's ur elo vimun

[honest drift]

Just do some exercise

[peak plank]

Vimun is 2400

[novel moat]

Thats me

[keen parrot]

you sent an inappropriate gif

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> tilt

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Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2311 (2346 peak)
Blitz: 2464 (2602 peak)
Bullet: 2460 (2572 peak)

[weak cairn]

have you ever tried flirting on chess.com

[keen parrot]

im washed

[vague burrow]

cap

[glad canyon]

thank you

[sweet yoke]

yes

[vague burrow]

Inspect

[solemn lodge]

I used to go to gym but now i focus more on eating because im almost underweight

[drowsy crest]

last time I did I got muted for a month

[vague burrow]

what ya upto queen ? You aint finding that king their

[weak cairn]

damn

i wanted a cute chess girl 😢

[glad canyon]

okay

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> doryetuosenbcakohn

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2305 (2300 peak)
Blitz: 2295 (2318 peak)
Bullet: 2305 (peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> pratham1111111111

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2100 (peak)
Blitz: 2204 (peak)
Bullet: 2201 (2236 peak)

[restive storm]

MY BLITZ WASHED

[glad canyon]

bulk

[vague burrow]

I also wanted a cute chess boy 😭

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Swagato. (gm_swagato29)

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Name: Swagato. (gm_swagato29)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2022 (peak)
Blitz: 1977 (2084 peak)
Bullet: 1956 (2102 peak)

[restive storm]

I HAVE A BLITZ SKULL ISSUE

[honest drift]

bro its 23 elo behind peak how is that washed

[weak cairn]

hopefully the other site allows me to flirt 😃

[sweet yoke]

i know i ain’t i just do it for fun

[solemn lodge]

Doing, its hard

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> nova_celestial

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1957 (1984 peak)
Blitz: 2207 (2222 peak)
Bullet: 2001 (2401 peak)

[restive storm]

I fell off its joever

[drowsy crest]

I am glad that you are good at chess cuz with that rizz you arent finding yourself a rich husband 💀

[honest drift]

Not 2300= disappointment

[oak cliff]

!profile

[vague burrow]

I am just tellin her facts 😭

[restive storm]

If I'm not peak sitting = disappointment

[honest drift]

And that

[weak cairn]

i got 2 spots in that!!!

[sweet yoke]

ikr

[vague burrow]

💀

[oak cliff]

wait celestial is girl?

[keen parrot]

peaksitters are the worst ngl

[sweet yoke]

yuh

[weak cairn]

lets be honest im only there because i attract

[honest drift]

Im going to meet my friend in feb who is like 1800 fide and pretty high online, thats going to probably increase my chess motivation to reach 2300

[oak cliff]

what my life is a lie 😭

[keen parrot]

girls arent real

[solemn lodge]

Guys what happens if you have 104 (40° C) degrees temperature

[stable mirage]

girl

[glad canyon]

chad

[drowsy crest]

[sweet yoke]

true

[honest drift]

Whats girls?

[keen parrot]

dude i wish i wasnt muted

[honest drift]

Is that a pokemon

[drowsy crest]

and I am not their because similar charges repel each other

[weak cairn]

how do you guys know you're not gay

[keen parrot]

if they were you might have had a shot at catching one, too bad

[drowsy crest]

slayy queen fr fr

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/sus-eyebrow-pokemon-gif-24729099

[stable mirage]

nah it’s a common pokemon nickname

[oak cliff]

wait why isn't apatheiticmoiz online I miss him

[vague burrow]

💀

[weak cairn]

cause i can confidently say im straight cause i took the sexuality test

[honest drift]

I just get bored of relationships so i dont indulge

[keen parrot]

dont hate it till u tried it

[sweet yoke]

what is bro yapping about ⁉️💯

[keen parrot]

nah dude its fine

[solemn lodge]

bruh

[nova verge]

That got me

[solemn lodge]

Banned?

[oak cliff]

that got me harder

[honest drift]

Evolution- woman

[keen parrot]

@drowsy crest send me that one in dms i didnt save it

[weak cairn]

i am straight so no matter what i say i cannot be called gay

[drowsy crest]

No

[honest drift]

anyways, anyone down for casual bullet

[solemn lodge]

pink pfp gay

[glad canyon]

1|1

[oak cliff]

ok what's ur user I'll inv

[honest drift]

K

Send lichess go

[weak cairn]

and you a cutie patootie 😗

[honest drift]

dms-

[nova verge]

Hey

[glad canyon]

why not cc

[honest drift]

no

[sweet yoke]

the fact you’re so interested in knowing ur orientation is sus🐺

[drowsy crest]

0|2

I am down

[glad canyon]

in cc we can multiple premove

[honest drift]

Kk just send in dms

[stable mirage]

0|1*

[honest drift]

Im not playing in lag

[ionic trench]

i had an illegal alt for a year

[sweet yoke]

noot noot

[weak cairn]

everyone always says this but how do you confidently know you don't like your gender

[sweet yoke]

litch!

[ionic trench]

now i got the illegal alt approved

[sweet yoke]

why do u have to be confident?

[oak cliff]

what

[sweet yoke]

just go with the flow

[honest drift]

approved illegal sounds fun

[weak cairn]

i love guys who tell me fun facts 😵‍💫

[ionic trench]

yes

i made a request for alt acocunt an year ago

[oak cliff]

girls have it easy fr

[sweet yoke]

why’s that so

[oak cliff]

how's that illegal

[ionic trench]

idk frost during periods sounds not fun

[compact mantle]

Just talk to girls and you’ll find the things you’re attracted to while talking to them

[solemn lodge]

Cant find them

[weak cairn]

i don't like doing that. once they get to know my fabulous personality they won't leave me alone

[ionic trench]

it got approved but i never checked the email and i told them the wrong account so they did not know what was my alt and if i made one or not

[oak cliff]

true that's the only thing that kinda makes it harder xD

[glad canyon]

@honest drift there no way i can play in lichess

[tall star]

Chess Park

[compact mantle]

Well that’s not the purpose, look at the things you like

[solemn lodge]

i feel you man

[honest drift]

playing fobby, will play u cc next

[oak cliff]

what that's illegal tell them now

[keen parrot]

lichess has 0.3 second lag comp ur fine, just play with increment maybe

[ionic trench]

no

[glad canyon]

rreal

[oak cliff]

y

[weary umbra]

Guys ratings out of 10
https://open.spotify.com/track/4fouWK6XVHhzl78KzQ1UjL?si=almutwT8QAaQZoowQm9SLg

[weak cairn]

i love women

[ionic trench]

because its illegal and i like having 2 accounts

[oak cliff]

7

[ionic trench]

bad shitt always sounds fun

[vague burrow]

3 (that so not deserved a grammy)

[weary umbra]

Ok

[keen parrot]

0

genuinely insufferable

[weary umbra]

I thought I didn't have time for me

[ionic trench]

whats the song

[oak cliff]

you do know that if they like check your acc and find that out u is getting banned right

[keen parrot]

clicking it took me out of my M83 album i was listening to f u

[weak cairn]

i don't love you

[weary umbra]

Lol

[vague burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/minor-spelling-mistake-i-win-roblox-gif-24408681

[ionic trench]

are you gonna reportme?

[solemn lodge]

4

[honest drift]

nvm bro wasnt 2200

[oak cliff]

no

[honest drift]

@glad canyon ok send on cc

[solemn lodge]

At least not cringy phonk or trap

[keen parrot]

that gif is real nice

[drowsy crest]

life is often full of dissapointments

[ionic trench]

that means, you're helping me do illegal shit

[weak cairn]

why is everyone fighting for my love. there's enough helo to go around 😢

[humble oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/chico-lachowski-francisco-gif-19253936

[weary umbra]

U had the time to find the gif isee

[honest drift]

Ok i really thought you were 2200, my day is ruined

[sweet yoke]

mogwarts king

[honest drift]

Sadge

[humble oracle]

Id give up everything to look like him

[drowsy crest]

thats the purpose of using someones account

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/black-man-big-mouth-gif-24568110

[oak cliff]

no that doesn't make sense I'm not helping you I'm just not doing anything about it,noty business and I like illegall ppl anyway

[worn ice]

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[sweet yoke]

me too

[honest drift]

Shouldnt have played me bro

[ionic trench]

why was dr disrespect holding his groin on stream?

[honest drift]

But regardless gg

[drowsy crest]

gg

[weak cairn]

why not

[keen parrot]

he is a bit quirky

[weak cairn]

sometimes im just sitting and i notice my hand is in my pants

[solemn lodge]

This is peak

[weak cairn]

it just happens naturally

[humble oracle]

Bye Bye

[ionic trench]

ok

[sweet yoke]

is it over for me🙁😞

[honest drift]

@ionic trench You muted on gc right

[humble oracle]

I cant talk irl bc im mewing so im on discord

[ionic trench]

yea

[humble oracle]

Its over for ME

[ionic trench]

1 week, i left the server thou

[sweet yoke]

only few people understand this pain…

[honest drift]

Dude take a break it would be good for your health ngl

[solemn lodge]

Average slovenian

[ionic trench]

yea i did

[sweet yoke]

wym ur chico!

[weak cairn]

nah its kinda a problem. not like im doing anything with it but it just gets there on its own

[oak cliff]

girls don't pee like that-oh wait...

[humble oracle]

I wish i was

[ionic trench]

but only from gc and not procrastination

[ionic trench]

girls can do anything boys can

[drowsy crest]

I am literally chico without the face and the body and being 6'2

[humble oracle]

Im actually jordan barett

[sweet yoke]

should i ropemaxx!

[honest drift]

@glad canyon if you send lmk ima afk

[humble oracle]

Edgemaxx

[honest drift]

By afk i mean use my phone

[sweet yoke]

HELP? 😭

[oak cliff]

@humble oracle nice name btw

[solemn lodge]

Girls are too complicated they don't want you if you are under 6'0 but also if you are over 6'5

[sweet yoke]

that is false

[ionic trench]

whats a girl

[weak cairn]

without the good looks